All language subtitles for Virgin.Bhasskar.2020.S02E04.720p.WEBRip.AAC.ESub.x264.BonsaiHD_Subtitles01.ENG

Did you get any idea?

Wow, Bhasskar.

Isn't it of that day, when I came
to change clothes at your place?

- [Pakhi] It is the same story.
- No. No.

[Pakhi] Why are you getting scared?

- No, I haven't written this.
- [Pakhi] No, it is perfect.

The writer writes stories
from his experiences.

He shows the mirror to the society.

[Sighs]
You have written properly.

But it is one-sided.

Really, what do you mean?

The boy's point of view is there.
But not the girl's.

Oh, that's because I have written.

I will add it.

[Pakhi] Knock on the door,
strange girl, wet clothes.

Bra, salwar kameez...

...and straight to.

For your information let
me tell you, they're not round.

Mine are oval-shaped and size B.

They are considered the best.

So, I should begin from here.

[Pakhi] I also knew.

That he was staring at me.

[Pakhi] Does anyone change their
clothes with the door half-open?

Now that my body.

No, bare body.

You mean naked?

No bare body.

That sounds better.

Watching my bare body.

I will write after this.

[Bhasskar] I too was
hot with excitement.

I wasn't able to
control any more.

Shyly...

...she threw her towel at me.

And says.

That...

What does she say?

She says.

The towel is stuck.

Will you please help me?

Yes, I will take it off.

[Sighs]

[Both giggling]

So, everybody is talking
about the first and the last love.

Let me explain.

First love is
emotional, sentimental.

The man's ego keeps lowering
like the temperature of Kashmir.

But the last love is experimental.

Like a satellite.

You want to fit
into a specific room.

[Laughs]

We are discussing
about first and last love.

But apart from these two kinds
of love, there is one more.

Which is much better than this!

The second love.

In second love there
is 48.24% emotions...

and 51.76% experiment.

There is an equal
proportional ratio in it.

[Mishra] Like the
milkman and tea seller.

The man in love for the second
time is already prepared

to bear the natural calamity.

And because of lessons
learnt from first love,

he becomes more
experienced and smarter.

By the mischief and
sparkle of the eyes.

He can understand the
chronology of the other person.

Her legs are on the
left, she will take a right.

No, she will take a left.

Oh God, she'll walk straight.

[Laughs]

Man in love for the
second time knows,

that milk should only be
brought when the tea is to be made.

No use storing a
tetra pack in the fridge.

And most importantly.

There is no need to
lose self-respect for love,

like today's journalism.

Love is as important
as self-respect.

But the important question is.

Why is there a second love?

Important question.

But the answer is very
straight and simple.

To achieve what was
not attained by first love.

And that is?

Sex.

Push it inside you.

Bloody, it is hope.

Hope.

I want to share a poem
about hope written by Gupt.

And end my case.

You are a human
being, do not lose heart.

Do some work, do some work.

Living in this world,
create your name.

What is the purpose of your birth?

Understand it and do not waste it.

You are a human
being, do not lose heart.

Do some work, do some work.

Mishralogy comes to
an end with these lines.

Before I go, today's
sweet by Mishra.

Go home and peel it first,

and then eat it.

[Applause]

For weddings,
anniversaries, birthday parties,

and all types of ceremonies.
Contact Devendran cafe.

[Rohan] Bro!

50,000.

50,000.

No. No.

It is wonderful.

50,000 copies will be
sold in a week's time.

By a woman's viewpoint.

All the women readers of India,
will come forward and buy it.

[Batuknath]
Congratulations to you both.

Thanks to her.

I am going to give the order.

Increment of 20%.

For me?

Oh no.

A contract for 5 new stories.

Oh Batuk, thank you.
Thank you.

Bhasskar, I want to talk to you.

Yes, tell me.

Alone.

Right now?

Okay fine, I have to
make a call. I will be back.

Yes?

I know you are an author for books.

[Batuknath] But if you
listen to me for once.

Sure, tell me.

What?

Make a video of Bad Boy?

No.

I told you, this is
only about books.

I will not agree for the video.

Why are you so stubborn?

- Just think about it once.
- What is there to think?

Your name will spread not only
in North India, but all over India.

Am I virus that I will spread?

[Bhasskar] I am warning
you, call me if you need a book.

I will not give you
permit for a video.

- Don't do this to me.
- Hey, wait.

- What?
- Hey dear, listen to me.

[Bhasskar] Today
he is calling me here,

tomorrow he will
call me at the court.

[Batuknath] Hey listen to me.

[Pakhi] Did you
speak to the warden?

[Batuknath] Listen...

[Bhasskar] Calling me to the cafe,
then will call me to the court.

- [Batuknath] Don't refuse.
- Hey, just a minute.

- Bhasskar.
- [Batuknath] Buddy!

Where did Bhasskar go?

I asked him to
make a video of this.

[Door opens]

[Phone ringing]

Oh shit.

- Yes, tell me.
- Bloody Bhasskar,

I am calling you for so long,
why are you not picking up?

Stop screaming.

You are shouting as if I
am participating in KBC.

If I don't pick up your
call, you will lose millions.

Speak, what do you want to say?
I am irritated.

I knew that when you
left after fighting with Batuk.

Tell me, what happened?

Yes, the same old thing.

Make a video of Bad Boy.

I refused and left.

Oh, no wonder.

You refused and left and
madam ignited the fire.

[Mishra] The lady has arrived.

Now you can sit at home
and sulk about your virginity,

watching the video of Bad Boy.

What nonsense are you talking?

What are you talking about madam?

Which madam?
I know about the lady.

Whom you relentlessly
keep calling Pakhi.

She was standing with
Batuk like an ISI agent.

I always knew Batuk
was a Nepali agent.

You refused, and she accepted.

[Mishra] Bad Boy,
your story is over.

Bad Girl has taken over you.

[Narrator] Thus, began
the printing and sale...

of eroticism of
Bad Boy and Bad Girl.

[Song playing on radio]

[Knocking door]

Coming.

[Door opens]

[Pakhi] Why are you
not picking up the phone?

Is it important?

- Yes, I met Batuk.
- I know.

You have come here
to make me jealous.

[Pakhi] Batuk told me.

You refused to write a video, so...

He wanted me to talk to you.

You will convince me?

[Bhasskar] What I
refused; you have accepted.

Then congratulations. Enjoy.

What are you saying?

Look Bhasskar, I know you
are the creator of Bad Boy.

And I have no right over it. So...

Don't push me now, okay.

I just know that I am not
interested in writing for Batuk.

So now it is up to you
and your work. Move aside.

Have made a deal of 3 lakhs.

[Pakhi] Look Bhasskar.

The pace at which
we both are writing.

It is just a matter of 1-2 days.

And this...

Batuk has given books
for screenwriting too.

It is a bit different
from what we write.

But we just have
to write a porn story.

Imagine Bhasskar.

If we get one video a month.

We will earn at least
one and a half lakh.

Think about it.

Even an IAS doesn't earn this much.

Hello.

- Bindu.
- Yes.

I am standing below
the girl's hostel building.

Good. You will see a
window on the left-hand side.

- [Rohan] Yes.
- Climb it.

- Climb?
- Yes. Can't you climb?

I can anyhow climb anywhere.

But I don't understand, why
are you making me do this?

What is written in that book?

Just say a yes to
every opportunity.

That's it.

Okay, hold.

So, the final call is yours.

But how did he agree for 3 lakhs?

I had done my research.

That much for screenwriting
and 20% more for brand Bad Boy.

What do you say?

And contract for 5 books?

Yes, that too has to be done.

- You want sugar more or less?
- Less.

Make it strong.

By the way, sorry.

I misunderstood you.

[Bhasskar] Hope you don't mind.

[Tongue clicking]

It is okay.
I am a different kind of girl.

I don't believe in melodrama.

I am in the corridor.

[Bindu] Take a left, there will
a door at the right. Come inside.

Okay. One, two, three, four, five.

[Knocking door]

Did you get it?

[Mouthing]

[Music playing]

Hot and spicy.

Come on.

It is very bland.

Make it spicier.

If I make it spicier you will say
there is fire burning inside you.

Then you will say,
too hot to handle.

Now tell me, how do you feel?

Spicier.

This too will be bland.
Are you so dull with your wife?

Hey madam, I am not dull.

I am very strong.

Do you get it?

Eat this.

Hot and spicy.

You burnt my mouth.

My house is nearby.

Will you come?

I have got rose
coolers from my town.

Will serve you.

Will you come?

Come on.

[Mouthing]

Okay.

I am getting married today.

And I come to know he
has f***ed off in Thailand.

I am mad. I didn't do
anything for 4 months.

I can't leave from the wedding.

What should I do?

[Man 1] Madam your gifts.

Raju has tried a few times on me.

I can't find an
easier prey than him.

Hey, listen.

Yes.

Umm.

Drop all this.
Take me to the parlour.

[Bad Boy] It just takes a glance
to understand the dirty mind.

I knew what to do and where.

[Music playing]

[Mouthing]

[Music playing]

[Batuknath] Your checque for 3 lakhs.

And contract for 5 new stories.

[Music playing]

[Pakhi] Very soon my
target will be achieved.

[Mishra] The biggest
problem of the world is

that if is there is a loser.

Then the English
medium guys tell him,

You are a pansy.
You don't have balls.

You are a Yoni (Vagina).

[Mishra] When it is the most
powerful thing of the world.

When the baby comes
out of the vagina.

It is equal to the pain
of breaking 100 bones.

Even the strongest superman.

If you touch his balls, will
writhe in pain on the floor.

Can make the impossible
possible, and possible impossible.

Where both the Yonis are united.

[Mishra] So why isn't it
discussed in the open?

If a girl has a cold,
cough and fever.

Her family takes her to the doctor.

[Mishra] But if there
is a sexual problem.

Then it is only shared
with the mother.

There is a limit to hypocrisy.

Just close your eyes and think from
deep within, then you will feel.

Without this formless thing,

that life is not possible in
the world or planet earth.

All the types of living
being in the world.

Are directly or indirectly
related to the vagina.

The vagina is the most
important thing of the world.

Which we can see.
Can feel it.

Which we dream of.

We only dream of
things we desire to have.

That's why it is called nightfall.

The world is a snake charmer.

And the vagina is a cobra pearl.

The snake charmer wants to capture
the cobra and become immortal.

I would like to end
with a few quotes.

There are 2 truths.

The body is mortal. And
this cannot be denied.

The other, irrespective you
wear a panty, brief or a leaf.

The vagina cannot be denied.

I hope Akshay Kumar will
make a film on this topic.

And pull the country out
from this hypocrisy.

I am grateful to all the visitors,

bearer of testicles, and ovaries,
and spectators of my show.

[Mishra] I hope that today's
sweet of Mishra, which is the egg.

You will boil at home, and eat.

Let me know whether egg
is the vagina or the fetus.

Contact Devendra Mishra for
birthday parties, and weddings.

[Shouting]

Madam.

Madam.

This isn't Goa, this is Banaras.

You have turned
Banaras into Manali.

Smoking weed publicly is not allowed here.

Have you left the body and gone?

You can't smoke weed here.

Chill, it is not weed, but tobacco.

Don't give me all that crap.

I know, what you roll
in the paper and smoke.

Okay, try it.

[Women 1] Here don't be shy.

Shy and me?

I was born by weed.
why will I be shy?

Hey, Rohan.

[Rohan] Yes, bro.

Isn't this weed?

[Inhales]

No, it's tobacco, bro.

[Tongue clicking]

Shit. Get lost. Go.

Sorry, my bad.
I apologize to you.

Nowadays the boys of
Banaras have become so naughty.

Keep doping weird
and various things.

A new Punjabi cop
has been recruited.

He chases on whiffing weed.

I made a mistake.
I apologize folding both my hands.

It is wrong to judge anybody
before knowing the real truth.

And you were talking
about hypocrisy.

Actually, you are a hypocrite.