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[Narrator] He is the star
porn writer of North India.
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The Sherlock Holmes
of sex, Bad Boy.
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8000 copies sold already?
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What a writer! I had
goose bumps while reading.
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[Bhasskar] I am Bhasskar Tripathi.
I am a Brahmin.
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I am from Allahbad,
preparing for UPSC here.
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This is Banaras.
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Every person here is
a walking atom bomb.
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I am Vidhi Pandey.
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I have an hour until my class.
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Rascal!
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You're angry because
the kid is going places
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and you're a 27-year-old virgin.
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I am ready.
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You're a lowlife.
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That's why you'll die a virgin.
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I, Bhasskar Tripathi, take a vow
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I will teach Vidhi Pandey a lesson
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and lose my virginity in ten days.
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[Sanskrit chants]
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[chanting]
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Lord Shiva.
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- Lord Shiva?
- You're here, Lord?
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Lord Shiva is abstract.
I am mortal.
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It's me, Maharaj.
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Have you got his horoscope?
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Yes, horoscope, ration card,
pan card, Aadhar card, passport.
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Everything.
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Please say something about
Bhasskar's virginity, if you can...
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Up till now his life period...
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was good.
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Bad time has begun now.
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[Man 1] She has arrived.
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[Thundering & Raining]
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[Thundering]
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Please reveal something about her.
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She is the one,
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who illuminates everything
on her arrival.
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The one,
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whose arrival was awaited...
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for 27 years.
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[Thundering]
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[Temple Bell]
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[Narrator] NASA, Black hole,
Area 51.
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Bermuda Triangle.
Bhangarh Fort and girls' hotel.
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These are considered as the most
mysterious places in the world.
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Everybody wants to know about them.
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But are only able
to assume about it.
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This is Ahilyabai Girls Hostel.
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[Narrator] Want to know, how
do they spend their free time?
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And the most important question.
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How does she satisfy her soul?
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[Phone ringing]
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Yes, Vinay. Tell me.
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I am not angry with you.
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Look, the exciting
hormones within you.
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I can understand.
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But you have to understand too.
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My family's honour is more
important than your hormones.
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I don't want to have sex with you.
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Hang up now.
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I am very busy.
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[Narrator] According to a survey,
a woman,
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compared to a man takes
40-50% more time to climax.
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So obviously like man,
they will not be satisfied...
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...by 1.5 GB per day.
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Like the rest of India,
it is only the Bad Boy,
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who can give them an orgasm.
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Everyone is reading it.
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The introverts are
reading it secretly.
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And those who have
admitted their sexuality
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are reading it openly.
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I plucked fresh sugar
canes from the fields.
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They were so sweet.
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The tenant squeezed me entirely.
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[Narrator] But there was someone,
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who was far away
from the world of Bad Boy.
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Who wanted,
to do something in life.
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Yes, Ayushi.
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[Pakhi] But I have to take care
of the one, who makes our projects.
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Please arrange for the advance,
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or else it will not
be possible for me.
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Okay fine, bye.
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Sister, I am unable
to solve this equation.
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Solve it by the quadratic equation.
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The equation which couldn't
be solved by anyone in the world.
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Dharacharya had solved
it in the 10th century itself.
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Pakhi. I want the
notes for the semester.
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250. Give the change for 50.
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I am broke.
I broke up with Anurag.
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Radhika, this is always your
excuse. Give me 50 more.
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Please take 200 now.
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Hurry up Radhika,
the warden is going to raid.
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Our Bad Boy will be caught.
Hurry up.
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Bad Boy in girls' hostel?
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Have to check each
and every corner.
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What's this?
Is this a women's concert?
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Why aren't you both
not in your rooms?
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They had come to clear their
doubts, for the ongoing exams.
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They are just studying,
nothing else.
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Is it?
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She is from Electrical,
they both are from Arts
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and you are a commerce student.
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Then which doubts are you clearing?
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I very well know,
what's happening here.
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Should I help you?
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Madam, there is nothing here.
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Go, check in 55.
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And you both get
back to your rooms.
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Pakhi, you don't
care about anything.
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You have become
totally independent.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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No, Seema Ma'am.
I don't get time from studying.
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Let's hear about you.
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You are here in Banaras,
and he is at Hardoi.
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How do you manage?
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Madam. Madam.
Bad Boy found in room 55.
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[Miss Seema] Let's go.
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Who the hell is Bad Boy?
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[Song playing on radio]
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Bhasskar, wake up.
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[Vidhi] Bhasskar, wake up.
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I am leaving Banaras,
and you are sleeping?
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- What?
- Go to sleep, I am leaving.
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Hey, sit down.
Why are you stomping?
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Where are you going?
What happened?
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What I feared, has happened.
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UPSC results are out.
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Hmm, I couldn't crack it.
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- Did you?
- What do you mean?
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[Vidhi] I was having a breakup
with you, during the exams.
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How could I have cracked it?
Again, I missed it.
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So, why are you sad?
It was just UPSC.
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Neither you nor I cracked it.
We are same.
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Okay, listen. Sit down.
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I will make a steaming cup of tea,
with less sugar, for you.
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Your favourite.
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[Cupboard closes]
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[Girl 1] Sis, the warden is
scolding the girls of room 55.
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Rubbish, what is the
use of confiscating the books?
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Girls will buy them again.
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No, there is no
new stock of Bad Boy.
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Who the hell is Bad Boy?
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He is a writer.
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His books make you experience it.
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Wonder, where is he!
He has vanished.
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I think he must have
died while having sex.
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How do you know,
he died while having sex?
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Obviously, he must be dead.
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He would have written
if he was alive.
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Tell me, who wouldn't
like to earn from home?
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He is in demand?
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Absolutely. It is all sold out.
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5 books found in
one room of a hostel.
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If 1 is for 40...
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Can you arrange one book for me?
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What is brewing in your mind?
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Demand and supply.
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Monica is going around
with the xerox guy.
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Can get it from her.
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- Excellent then.
- [Girl 1] Okay.
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[Both Giggling]
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[Narrator] So, as I said.
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Listen. Keep all these
books in the store room.
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And be very careful.
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[Narrator] Everyone reads it,
but in their own way.
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Whole India was excited
to read Bad Boy.
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But Bad Boy didn't have
time to write the book.
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He was busy making tea.
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Fine, at least you learnt
to make tea, by being with me.
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Not only tea,
I have learnt a lot from you.
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What else have you learnt?
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This.
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I learnt the way to make love.
I learnt it from you.
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Tripathi, stop promoting
your book everywhere.
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Did you not learn
anything worthwhile?
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Yes, I have learnt.
I learnt from you.
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How to be a better human.
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And I learnt,
how to answer immediately.
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Stop this nonsense.
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I have already lost it.
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And you are irritating me more.
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- You are useless. I am going.
- Hey...
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Hey, where are you going?
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Sit down. Always getting angry.
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I haven't told you about the amazing
thing that you have taught me.
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I have learnt from you.
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Hollywood style kiss.
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[Both chuckle]
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Hollywood style kiss?
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- What's that?
- It is like magnet.
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Like magnet? I didn't get it.
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Really?
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So, should I explain
to you in theory or practical?
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[Music playing]
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[Phone ringing]
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Papa is calling.
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But why now?
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Keep quiet. Calm down.
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Chin up.
A bit more. Stay like this.
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Vidhi dear, how are you?
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I am fine, what about you?
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I am absolutely fine.
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UPSC results are out.
You must have checked it.
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- Yes, Papa.
- Don't worry, dear.
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It's okay if you didn't crack it.
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Kailash.
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Shuklaji's son.
He has passed.
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So, if you want, should
I send the marriage proposal?
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No, not at all. What's the hurry?
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Why shouldn't you hurry, dear?
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You had promised me.
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If you didn't clear the UPSC exams,
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you would marry
the boy of my choice.
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Don't you remember?
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The vegetable seller is here.
Better catch him.
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[Vidhi] Talk to you later okay?
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[Vidhi's father] Hey.
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What's this?
You promised that to Papa?
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Vidhi. Vidhi.
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Continue what you were doing.
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No, not that way.
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Why, you don't want to do it now?
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You want to remain
a virgin all your life?
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What has this to do with virginity?
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Tripathi,
everything is all about virginity.
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That day when we were doing it,
the fan fell on your back.
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[Vidhi] I asked
you to get it fixed.
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But you never listen to me.
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When you got hurt,
the doctor advised you bed rest.
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Couldn't do it for 3 months.
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Then the f***er pundit
advised me to abstain from it.
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To crack UPSC.
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Rubbish, nothing happened and
no action for another 30 more days.
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Finally, when we were
trying to do something.
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Was getting in the mood.
Then you don't want to do it?
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What should I do Bhasskar?
This house is jinxed.
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Sex is impossible here.
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Vidhi.
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[Vidhi] Listen, reminding you,
Dipti has shifted after her wedding.
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I live alone.
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Will inform you the
time, come over.
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[Typing]
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[Thundering]
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[Man 1] Excuse me.
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[Raining]
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I guess,
even your flight like mine...
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[Whistles]
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Isn't going to fly today.
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Flights will keep flying.
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But to whom I want to go...
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wonder if he really
wants to call me or not.
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Was waiting for his call.
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In that case,
I have a very good idea.
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There is a wonderful hotel nearby.
256
00:14:09,462 --> 00:14:12,122
We can go there
and wait for a while.
257
00:14:12,212 --> 00:14:14,587
If you get the
call fine. Or else...
258
00:14:15,633 --> 00:14:16,472
I am available.
259
00:14:17,052 --> 00:14:18,211
You are joking?
260
00:14:19,301 --> 00:14:20,157
No...
261
00:14:20,841 --> 00:14:21,697
this is not a joke.
262
00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:24,829
I repeat, this is not a joke.
263
00:14:24,919 --> 00:14:25,936
[Thundering]
264
00:14:26,388 --> 00:14:29,393
[Pakhi] Even I didn't
want him to joke.
265
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:33,402
I would never even glance
at the Romeos of the streets.
266
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,963
But he did not look like one.
Impossible.
267
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,728
He was different. But...
268
00:14:42,491 --> 00:14:43,504
Shall we?
269
00:14:48,807 --> 00:14:52,015
[Pakhi] Honestly,
I couldn't believe myself.
270
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:56,649
That I had consented to go
to a hotel room with a stranger.
271
00:15:00,016 --> 00:15:04,095
Sister, Monica's xerox guy,
knows a publisher.
272
00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:06,225
- Really?
- Yes.
273
00:15:10,012 --> 00:15:11,180
[Rohan] Did a bird drop?
274
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,391
I don't know.
275
00:15:17,329 --> 00:15:18,185
Bro.
276
00:15:18,938 --> 00:15:21,100
Sex is like the automatic car.
277
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,729
You just need to
press the accelerator.
278
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,186
Then the car will
zoom without breaks.
279
00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:29,636
Vidhi has called
you home willingly.
280
00:15:29,843 --> 00:15:31,019
So, she is the driver.
281
00:15:31,443 --> 00:15:35,335
You just trust her and enjoy the
journey as a responsible passenger.
282
00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:39,028
Bro.
283
00:15:40,032 --> 00:15:40,920
[Glass clinking]
284
00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:41,883
It will be done.
285
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,533
Yes, it will be done.
286
00:15:46,069 --> 00:15:48,612
I am a bit nervous as I
am doing it for the first time.
287
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,610
I am feeling restless.
288
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:54,285
Bro, I had once flirted with
a Bengali girl called Nisha Patra.
289
00:15:54,631 --> 00:15:58,765
- So. - I had heard
Bengali girls desire a lot.
290
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:03,348
I was worried whether I would
be able to satisfy her or not.
291
00:16:03,564 --> 00:16:05,216
Okay, then what did you do?
292
00:16:05,493 --> 00:16:07,292
- Role play.
- Role play?
293
00:16:07,382 --> 00:16:12,006
Honestly bro,
there is no other way to distract.
294
00:16:12,819 --> 00:16:14,825
Just imbibe any strong character.
295
00:16:16,736 --> 00:16:17,895
Which one were you?
296
00:16:17,985 --> 00:16:18,717
Me?
297
00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:22,627
I was the sulking
alcoholic of Devadas.
298
00:16:23,829 --> 00:16:26,069
Wore a kurta and a dhoti.
Parted my hair from the middle.
299
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,634
A bottle in my hand
and went to her.
300
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,510
- Did it work?
- Work?
301
00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:34,546
She still calls me Deva.
302
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:37,954
- [Rohan Giggling]
- Bloody flirt. Rubbish.
303
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,055
You are a writer.
304
00:16:40,145 --> 00:16:42,330
Must have lived so many
characters in your head.
305
00:16:42,563 --> 00:16:46,437
Do you have any favourite? Erotic?
306
00:16:48,184 --> 00:16:49,767
There is someone.
307
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,365
The book that I had written.
The Hearty Cop.
308
00:16:54,455 --> 00:16:55,960
I love the cop.
309
00:16:59,091 --> 00:17:00,223
[Knocking door]
310
00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:03,778
The two-star Hearty Cop,
reporting from police station, sir.
311
00:17:03,868 --> 00:17:06,953
Wow, you are not as foolish
as I assumed you to be.
312
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:09,556
Should I do it?
313
00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:11,969
Should I serve you tea?
314
00:17:12,059 --> 00:17:13,344
[Rohan giggling]
315
00:17:15,549 --> 00:17:16,552
[Pakhi] Are you Tiwari?
316
00:17:16,925 --> 00:17:18,785
Yes, I am Mr. Tiwari. Tell me.
317
00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:20,955
I wanted to ask,
if you will print the book.
318
00:17:21,045 --> 00:17:22,608
Who am I to print the books?
319
00:17:22,698 --> 00:17:24,061
[Tiwari] I have
the business of ink.
320
00:17:24,151 --> 00:17:26,976
The ink used to print
the tonsure ceremony of a kid.
321
00:17:27,066 --> 00:17:29,485
Is also used to print
the death of someone.
322
00:17:29,575 --> 00:17:30,765
So, you will print the book?
323
00:17:30,855 --> 00:17:32,209
- What book is it?
- How does it matter to you?
324
00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:35,210
You just tell me,
how much for a page?
325
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:36,983
I want to print 500.
326
00:17:37,073 --> 00:17:38,246
[Tiwari] This is not the way.
327
00:17:38,336 --> 00:17:40,762
Elections are commencing.
There is a code of conduct.
328
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,962
If after printing,
a situation of anarchy arises.
329
00:17:44,052 --> 00:17:45,605
Then the government will accuse me.
330
00:17:45,695 --> 00:17:46,998
Mr. Tiwari...
331
00:17:48,087 --> 00:17:49,194
it is just Hindi fiction.
332
00:17:49,284 --> 00:17:50,630
Who will read Hindi fiction?
333
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:53,518
Go away, don't waste my time.
334
00:18:01,049 --> 00:18:03,809
[Pakhi reading] As soon as I entered,
I looked all around the room.
335
00:18:05,546 --> 00:18:09,611
Dev was throwing all
my clothes one by one.
336
00:18:09,701 --> 00:18:11,701
And I was unable to say a word.
337
00:18:11,778 --> 00:18:13,107
[Song playing]
338
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:16,288
[Pakhi] I had nothing
left except to gasp.
339
00:18:16,918 --> 00:18:20,983
Dev laid me on the bed and
started taking off his clothes.
340
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:26,649
They way he was kissing my body,
increased my heart beats.
341
00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:30,679
Nothing else mattered to me.
I attacked him.
342
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,772
To hell with coyness and honour.
343
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,726
We both were travellers of a night.
344
00:18:35,409 --> 00:18:37,658
Today was our night.
345
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:40,736
And I was going to do everything...
346
00:18:40,826 --> 00:18:44,430
which the morning
sun could never taunt me off.
347
00:18:44,638 --> 00:18:46,592
[Tiwari] Oh my. Enough. Stop it.
348
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:48,140
I understand your book.
349
00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:51,237
You book will not create anarchy
but self-dependence.
350
00:18:51,327 --> 00:18:52,828
It will not cause any
damage to our country.
351
00:18:52,918 --> 00:18:54,256
Leave it here, I will print it.
352
00:18:54,346 --> 00:18:57,118
- I don't have that much time.
- Then?
353
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,260
Print right now.
354
00:19:06,095 --> 00:19:06,977
Okay bye.
355
00:19:07,067 --> 00:19:09,061
- Will you go like this?
- Then how?
356
00:19:09,151 --> 00:19:11,829
Roll up your sleeves.
357
00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:13,793
It doesn't look nice.
358
00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:14,814
Why?
359
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,283
Open the buttons.
360
00:19:16,373 --> 00:19:18,506
Role play means
living the character.
361
00:19:18,596 --> 00:19:20,348
I am just a cop not a mafia.
362
00:19:20,438 --> 00:19:22,483
A cop too has his own attitude.
363
00:19:24,006 --> 00:19:25,683
- Hey...
- [Rohan] This, in style.
364
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:27,465
Bro, don't worry.
365
00:19:27,672 --> 00:19:29,912
Imagine a porn film is on. Adult.
366
00:19:30,423 --> 00:19:31,772
Aren't you talking too much?
367
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,294
Want to make a porn film here?
368
00:19:33,384 --> 00:19:35,240
Bro, I got a bit
carried away thinking...
369
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:36,736
you are going to do it today.
370
00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:38,767
- Broaden your shoulders.
- Yes.
371
00:19:39,174 --> 00:19:40,826
- Chin up, like this.
- Yes.
372
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,273
- Brag a lot.
- Okay.
373
00:19:43,363 --> 00:19:44,873
- I am going.
- Okay go.
374
00:19:44,963 --> 00:19:47,208
- Should I give you something more?
- What?
375
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,492
Oh dude.
376
00:19:50,192 --> 00:19:52,700
You want me to be Salman Khan?
377
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,571
- Create a storm, bro.
- Fine.
378
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,094
- I am going.
- Where are you going?
379
00:19:57,184 --> 00:19:59,152
- Park the bike.
- So, should I go walking?
380
00:19:59,242 --> 00:20:00,830
Will I walk back?
381
00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,379
Park the bike.
382
00:20:05,292 --> 00:20:06,330
[Knocking the door]
383
00:20:12,158 --> 00:20:13,703
[mouthing] Papa...
384
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:15,602
- Um...
- [Vidhi's father] Yes?
385
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,746
Is this Pakkad Pandey's house?
386
00:20:17,943 --> 00:20:19,179
There isn't any Pakkad
Pandey living here.
387
00:20:19,269 --> 00:20:20,095
I have a friend.
388
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:21,358
We have a theatre company.
We are rehearsing a play.
389
00:20:21,448 --> 00:20:22,793
[Vidhi's father] There isn't
any Pakkad Pandey living here.
390
00:20:22,883 --> 00:20:23,944
Thank you.
391
00:20:24,034 --> 00:20:25,384
[Bhasskar] Pakkad
Pandey, where are you?
392
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,714
Is he mad?
393
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,072
I don't know.
394
00:20:29,072 --> 00:20:29,911
Let's go.
395
00:20:37,401 --> 00:20:38,690
[Batuknath] Wow, writer.
396
00:20:39,087 --> 00:20:40,774
Bloody, I gave you a break.
397
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,875
Taught you to earn by writing.
398
00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:45,902
I made you the brand of Bad Boy
in the whole of North India.
399
00:20:45,992 --> 00:20:47,519
And you did this to me?
400
00:20:47,609 --> 00:20:50,961
Listen. I am
already very irritated.
401
00:20:51,341 --> 00:20:53,131
I don't have time to
answer your useless questions.
402
00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:55,691
Don't have time
for useless questions?
403
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:59,445
But you have time to get Bad Boy
printed from another publisher.
404
00:20:59,535 --> 00:21:01,511
What nonsense are you talking?
What have I written?
405
00:21:01,601 --> 00:21:02,618
And who is this publisher?
406
00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:04,578
What have you written?
Look at this.
407
00:21:04,668 --> 00:21:06,528
Is selling in the
market since afternoon.
408
00:21:07,194 --> 00:21:08,655
Bad Boy?
409
00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:13,015
It is so sad, that you
never wrote like this for me.
410
00:21:13,431 --> 00:21:15,200
But you became the
Shakespeare of sex,
411
00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:17,055
since you got another publisher.
412
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,810
Stop this nonsense.
From where did you buy this?
413
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,696
- On the Ghats.
- Take me there, let me check.
414
00:21:20,786 --> 00:21:21,690
- Come.
- Come.
415
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,786
[Boy 1] Religious comic.
416
00:21:25,841 --> 00:21:28,937
Show me which religious comic you
are selling? Show me.
417
00:21:29,027 --> 00:21:31,271
I am not doing anything wrong.
Just selling books.
418
00:21:31,361 --> 00:21:33,105
From where did you get these books?
419
00:21:33,195 --> 00:21:34,593
I bought them from
the whole sellers.
420
00:21:34,683 --> 00:21:36,548
Who is the new whole seller?
Come here.
421
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,244
Look at him. Recognize him?
422
00:21:38,334 --> 00:21:40,199
His name is Batuknath.
Get it?
423
00:21:41,029 --> 00:21:43,131
He is the boss for
publication in Banaras.
424
00:21:44,246 --> 00:21:46,010
[Bhasskar] He is the
only proprietor of Bad Boy.
425
00:21:46,443 --> 00:21:49,011
Nobody can dare publish
anything without him.
426
00:21:49,357 --> 00:21:50,940
So, from where did this
new publisher come from?
427
00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:53,871
Do you know,
he is the real Bad Boy himself?
428
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,515
From which new whole seller
did you buy the new Bad Boy?
429
00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:59,639
Come with me. I will deal with you.
430
00:21:59,729 --> 00:22:00,824
Sorry.
431
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,093
I am a mere college student.
432
00:22:04,183 --> 00:22:07,466
[Boy 1] I sell books
for pocket money.
433
00:22:07,556 --> 00:22:09,412
I have no interest
in selling filth.
434
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:10,666
I swear on Mother Ganga.
435
00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:12,439
Hold. Leave.
436
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:14,558
Listen. Come here.
437
00:22:15,344 --> 00:22:18,881
If you ever call my book filthy
again will push the stick up you.
438
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:19,850
Get lost.
439
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:27,082
See that? I told you.
Don't believe me.
440
00:22:29,700 --> 00:22:32,848
[Pakhi] Finally, I came to know,
who the real Bad Boy is.
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