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[SOFT MUSIC]

WOMAN [WITH A SPANISH ACCENT]: The Surprised

are those whose power of imagination is so powerful

that they are able to change the world.

At least theirs.

Which is a great start.

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

[MUSIC PLAYED]

[POWERFUL MUSIC]

PRESENTER: And now, ladies and ...

ladies.

Just for you, exclusively, at the Flowerburgerboat,

a snowflake man who never melts,

even in contact of the most beautiful women in Paris.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Gaspard Neige and the Barberettes!

[RHYTHMIC MELODY]

GASPARD [SINGING]: Love to death I have already given

I will never go back

In the land of the fairies

With barbed wings

Night fallen in the middle of the day

[THE SONG CONTINUES]

"The ghosts of my memories are leaning on the counter. "

Certainly, sir. Follow me.

Thank you.

GASPARD [SINGING]: I'm up

Love to death, I've already given

And as a barbed wire girl

Forever you transformed

- Hi, Henri. - Richard. What a pleasure to see you.

GASPARD [SINGING]: A wedding salon for the dead

Your memory will never go away

It still sticks, it sticks to the heart

Like a crushed chewing gum

[CHORUS]

[THE CHORISTS SING AGAIN]

Love to death

I have already given

I have already given

[CHORISTS VOCALIZE]

GASPARD AND THE CHORISTS [SINGING]: He has already given

Given

He has already given

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

HOST: Well done!

We applaud him. I love you ! Rock'n'roll.

[A DOOR CLOSES]

RICHARD [SINGING]: And I have already given

Love to death

And I have already given

[IN A LOW VOICE] Love to death

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

[MERMAID SONG]

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

[THE MERMAID SONG GETS AMPLIFIED]

[WORRYING MUSIC]

[WHISPERING]

[THE PULSE ACCELERATES]

[SOFT MUSIC]

[NOISE OF COINS]

Is this the piggy bank of my 4 years old?

It's exactly that.

Except you're 40 years old.

It was a porcelain hen. I liked her, this hen.

I still have it, by the way.

The attic man cannot refrain from keeping everything.

HENRI: Except the girls!

I had a proposal this morning.

- What do you mean, a proposal? - Well ...

A chain of restaurants. They are ready to redeem us.

We already talked about it, dad.

GASPARD: There are ghosts here. FATHER: Memories, you mean?

GASPAR: Memories,

- ghosts, it's the same. - We can't keep everything.

The Barberettes, the florist for burgers and ...

the voice-O-graph. It's not possible.

- Wait, how's that? - No one uses it anymore.

- I use it. - All right, take it home. I'll help you ride it.

Her place, she is here.

It was done with the means at hand, he stays on board, period.

You look like a zombie here. Go home.

It hurts me to see you like this.

Have you ever seen a zombie who comes home to bed?

[LITTLE LAUGH]

The zombie on rollerblades is a rare species

who needs so much sleep than humans.

[SOFT MUSIC]

[MERMAID SONG]

[LAPPING]

[SIREN'S SONG FAR]

[SPANISH ACCENT] Good evening, Mr. Gaspard!

Rossy, you scared me!

Sorry, but ... that's not nice to tell me that. Am I scaring you?

No, that's not why.

So, has the fishing been good?

- No. - Oh...

Hold.

An egg every time I come home alone?

It's just a preventive measure, Mr. Gaspard.

I don't want you to end all alone like me.

- Okay. Good night, Rossy. - Good night, Mr. Gaspard.

- Sleep well. - Good night.

ROSSY: Ouch.

[SOFT MUSIC AND PUNCHING CAT]

[CAT WHO MIAULE]

Oh, Johnny!

[GROUNDS]

My Johnny Cash.

[MIAULEMENTS]

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC]

[WHISPERING]

[SEAGULAR CALL IN THE DISTANCE]

[SOUND OF WAVES]

[FAIRY TALE MUSIC]

[CALLS OF BIRDS, CHIME]

[SONG "I DO NOT REGRET ANYTHING" BY THE BARBERETTES]

[MERMAID SONG]

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

[MERMAID SONG]

[MERMAID SONG]

[DISCORDING SOUNDS: FAST PULSE, SCRATCHED DISC]

[WORRYING MUSIC]

[NOTES TO THE PIANO]

[WE RING]

How do you find that?

Well, nice ...

Snow?

Yes.

DELIVERER: Your voice-O-graph.

[MUSIC PLAYED]

Why did you do that ?

Your grandmother and your mother are no longer of this world.

They would never have sold. They would have fought.

But what do you think?

That I don't give a fuck of all that, me?

Memories, I have more than you here.

So get the hell out of me!

[FRACAS]

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

[SOUND OF SKATES, WAVES]

[SOUND OF SKATES]

Miss?

Oh ! Miss?

Oh fuck...

What is that ?

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

Sorry.

Ah, sir ...

Please I have ...

Sir!

Good evening. I found someone on the docks.

- Can we go to the hospital? - No.

Please ! Please ! Oh !

Wait!

I have to take him to the hospital.

[ANIMATED MUSIC]

[AMBULANCE SIREN]

- You were looking for me? - Yes.

- You're beautiful! - You are beautiful !

No, not that, I do not feel good.

- What's wrong ? - I dunno.

Since this morning, I have nausea.

Nausea ?

- Nausea, absolutely. - Seriously?

Yeah, seriously.

- Is there something mine in there? - I didn't say that, no.

I may have digested badly the cheesecake for this noon.

No. This is not a cheesecake.

- We'll do a test tonight. - Yes !

[SINGING] When we were going on the roads When we were leaving early in the morning

A bicycle

We were some good friends There was Fernand, there was Firmin

- And then Paulette - Stopped !

Stopped !

[SINGING] We were all in love with her We felt ourselves growing wings

A bicycle

Hello?

WOMAN [ON THE PHONE]: Doctor, we have a delusional patient.

I arrive. I will return.

- What do I do ? I leave ? - Wait for me.

I'll be quick. We go home together.

Hey !

I am too happy.

[SOUND OF KISS]

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

GASPARD: Don't move. Hold on tight. I am doing it as quickly as possible. As quickly as possible.

Sorry, this is for an emergency.

I have someone unconscious in the tuc-tuc. Uh ... in my car.

Since when ?

- What? - Since when

- is this person unconscious? - I don't know.

She was lifeless.

His vital card.

What?

His vital card. You have it ?

- No. Can I give you mine? - Yes.

You can give me his date of birth ?

No. But if we don't hurry, his death will be today.

Sorry, but without a vital card, I can't do anything for you.

PATIENT: I ​​have the card

and I have been waiting for 4 hours!

Hey !

PATIENT: Old man, you haven't left the inn.

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

Miss, can you hear me?

Miss?

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

Miss, can you hear me?

[SHE STARTS TO SING]

[THE PULSE ACCELERATES]

[MOANS OF SUFFERING]

[BARKING DOG]

And he leaves me his shit stuff!

[BARKS]

[MUSIC PLAYED]

[BARKS]

[SCOOTER GROW]

How's it going behind?

Sorry sir. It's non-smoking here.

- I do not feel very well. - Oh...

You too, did you eat cheesecake?

I saw a ... a mermaid ... on the parking.

[LITTLE LAUGH]

That's crazy ! Me, I just crossed a unicorn in the hallway.

She was galloping. She wanted to skewer me.

[THE PULSE ACCELERATES]

You didn't make him Yves Montand, to your mermaid?

[SINGING IN A BREATHTAKING VOICE]: When we were leaving early in the morning

It's okay ?

[WORRYING MUSIC]

Is it going well or what ?

Victor?

[SIGHS]

[GROUNDS]

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

[MURMURES, DRUNK SLOWS]

Oh darn !

[GROUNDS]

And there you go.

Here.

Very soft, Johnny Cash, very soft.

[BREATHING]

[TAKES HIS BREATH]

GASPARD: Ah damn. Pyjamas.

This?

Ah that one.

Is that okay with you?

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

[MERMAID SONG]

Hello ?

[SHE SINGS]

Temperature OK?

[SINGING IS AMPLIFIED]

Hello, me Gaspard.

Snow.

Snow.

You are hungry ? You want to eat?

Yum yum?

Eat ?

I'll put that here for you.

I put this here. I come back quick. OKAY ?

Don't move, I come back.

[HAPPY MUSIC]

[WORRYING PERCUSSIONS]

[MOANS]

[PHONE RINGING]

Yes ?

It's me. Where are you ? The first customers arrive there.

I can't come tonight, dad.

You still blame me, eh?

GASPARD: I have a girlfriend in bad shape.

[SHE SINGS]

This is the girlfriend that we hear singing behind, there?

What?

No, no, no, it's the cat.

DAD : Yeah, that's it, yeah.

[SHE CONTINUES TO SING]

GASPARD: I assure you, he hurt himself. I have to feed him.

He's doing nothing but bullshit to me. He's half crazy. I leave you.

Come back with your singer. It's the miraculous catch here.

DAD : If you want to save the Flowerburger,

it's now or never.

[THE MERMAID CALLS] [CRI OF THE CAT]

[FATHER]: Hello?

Gaspard?

Come on, we need you here.

I can't, dad. OK, kiss.

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]

[STRONG BREATHING]

[GASPARD FREDONNE]

[PLASTIC DUCK SNOWS]

You are hurt ?

It hurts?

You are hurt ?

I'll take care of you. I'll fix this.

When I was young, a child, I wanted to be a vet.

Anyway, I never took care of anything other than hamsters, but ...

I have a thing with animals.

I'm good with animals.

Finally, good ... There you go.

I'm not saying that to you.

Oh, no, wait.

Calm, calm.

[SHE SINGS]

[HE FREDONNEES WITH HER]

[SHE SINGS]

[HE CONTINUES TO FREEDON ALL ALONE]

[BREATHING BREATHING]

Warning...

OKAY ?

It hurts a bit, but ...

Hop ...

Sorry, sorry.

Normally, if you are not moving too much,

it should hold until tomorrow.

Here.

Don't move.

Not moving a lot.

Lula.

Sorry ?

My name.

Lula.

- You speak ? - Less than you, but you see, I ...

[COUGH]

It's okay ?

[SHE IS CHOKING]

Calm down.

Huh, oh?

You have to rest. We must regain strength. Hold.

I prepared to eat.

Very good. Parisian fish.

Very very good.

You'll see. It's frozen, but ...

Picard. Good quality.

Come on.

Mmmm!

[GROUNDS OF PLEASURE]

Delicious.

Eat.

[SOFT MUSIC]

It's good, eh?

It's better with lemon.

Lemon, sorry, but I have more.

Good?

So ?

[SOFT MUSIC]

No ?

[NO DISH OF DISHES]

I would like to go home now.

It would be better to wait that the wound heals.

If I don't go back to the water by two sunrises,

I will die.

You will recover a little. With a good night's sleep.

Better take me back now,

in case you die tonight.

[HE'S LAUGHING] Do I look that old?

Don't move too much and don't get wet the bandage. I take that again.

If necessary, I am next you can call me.

Tomorrow I'll take you back to the water before going to work. Okay with you ?

Yes ?

I leave the light?

The light ?

Yes. The light on ...

or off? Off.

Alight ?

Off ?

Off.

Good night.

[FAIRY TALE MUSIC]

[HEART MONITOR BEEP]

This voice...

I've never heard a voice like that.

[IT FREDONNE]

[SHE moans, cries, screams]

[SHE GROWS]

[WORRYING MUSIC]

[Wakes up with a start]

[BREATHING BREATHING]

[FRACAS]

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

Sorry...

[AMBULANCE SIRENS AWAY]

[THE SIRENS ARE CLOSING]

[WORRYING MUSIC] [MOANS OF FEAR]

[SIRENS] [GEIGNMENTS]

[THE CUCKOO SOUNDS] [SHE STARTS]

[WORRYING MUSIC]

[BREATHING BREATHING]

DOCTOR: You haven't seen anything, no particular symptom?

No.

He was delusional.

At first I thought it was a game he loves to make me walk.

But no, it was like he was ...

hypnotized.

Its nitrogen rate was particularly high.

It's as if he had had a narcosis sparkling. The intoxication of the depths.

You should go home rest.

I'll keep you informed as soon as I know a little more.

[SHE INSPIRES DEEPLY]

[GASPARD SINGING IN THE SHOWER]

[GASPARD FREDONNE]

[SHE RIGOLES GENTLY]

[IT FREDONNE]

Did I wake you up? You feel better ?

- And you ? - What, me ?

Do you have a heartache?

Oh no. Not at all !

LULA [THROUGH THE WALL]: Do you often sing like that?

A little yes. Why ?

Are you a sailor?

Huh? Oh no, I'm more ...

a bathroom crooner.

[HAPPY MUSIC]

[SOBS]

[MOANS REPRESSED]

[SOFT MUSIC]

[SIGHS OF RELIEF]

[DOOR THAT OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSING]

[LULA CRIES] A mongoose?

[SHE SCREAMS]

GASPARD: But no, it's Johnny Cash.

[MIAULEMENTS]

He loves country music.

He's very nice.

Usually the men who hear my voice fall in love with me

and their hearts explode.

[HE'S LAUGHING]

Sorry...

You shouldn't be laughing.

Hmm.

You are going to die.

- Like everyone else. - All of them?

All.

Ah ...

The heart, it's been a long time since it exploded.

- It exploded? - Yes, several times, even.

I don't feel anything anymore.

Love is over for me.

Gaspard?

Yes ?

This heart is going to explode.

And this time, forever.

Shall I change the water?

Bring me back now.

In this state ?

I'm not worried, I'm immune.

I'll take care of you.

As soon as you get back on your feet, well, way of speaking ...

I bring you back

to the water, eh?

I can ? I go ?

RECEPTIONIST: Sorry?

With whom ?

The number. The number that is at the top left.

- No, the number that is ... - Excuse me.

Yes ?

You haven't noticed anything weird yesterday?

Weird, I see it every day.

When you saw Victor, was there someone with him?

Uh ... No, no, there was nobody.

Just before, there was a nervous kid in socks.

He forgot that, if you're interested ...

No, I'm asking you for the number on the top corner left.

[HAPPY MUSIC]

You will love.

I'm sure. I will be back.

Portable mini cinema screening just for you.

Its good.

I will be back.

Do you see something?

It works ?

Here.

[UNDISTINCT VOICES]

Look at this.

It's like you.

Okay, I'll go, I have to get out.

If you sing, "piano piano".

I wouldn't want to find a neighbor death of love on the landing on the way home.

"Piano piano"?

Yes. "Piano piano."

"Piano piano."

Or take it easy.

Mollo mollo.

"Piano piano", mollo mollo.

"Piano piano", mollo mollo.

Here.

I leave you, good movie.

[SOFT MUSIC ON THE TELEVISION]

[MEOW]

Oh shit !

Hello, Mr. Gaspard!

Rossy.

How is it going ?

Very well.

- Congratulations ! - About what ?

You think I haven't seen you come home yesterday

with the hottie disguised as a fish?

- No, she's a friend. - She's not a singer, I hope.

- No no. - We stop with the singers!

- Okay. - Congratulations!

Yes, thank you, goodbye!

But why is he in a hurry like this? He is about to fall !

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

[MERMAID SONG]

[SOUND OF SCOOTER IN THE DISTANCE]

[MUSIC PLAYED]

Excuse me. I came yesterday, did you find a book

like a species of sailor's notebook?

Do you have your vital card?

[ROMANTIC SONG IN ENGLISH ON TV]

[SHE LIGHTS WHILE LISTENING]

[ROMANTIC SONG IN SPANISH]

[SHE GLOWS GENTLY]

[ROMANTIC SONG IN ENGLISH]

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

[SINGING THE SIREN'S SONG]

- Where did you hear that? - Oh, it's okay.

A tune that trots me in my head since yesterday.

HENRI: You, there's something you don't tell me.

Can you talk to me, you know?

What would you do...

if something extraordinary happened to you without being able to talk about it?

I would start by talking to my best friend.

That's what it was for, folks.

But ... extraordinary in good or ... in bad?

Just extraordinary.

[KNOCK ON THE DOOR, THE DOOR OPENS]

ROSSY: Hello.

Me, I'm Rossy, the neighbor next door.

Just there. Do you take your bath dressed?

It's funny ... it's very beautiful, your mermaid costume!

Very successful !

You are the new girlfriend de Gaspard, is that it?

Are you a singer? Huh?

Singer and mysterious, I can see.

I hope that with you, it will get better.

I don't know what's happening to her Gaspard has a fixation with the singers,

but the last one almost killed him.

I too have tried.

[SHE LAUGHES]

Is that so ?

- Very funny. - You find ?

But yes, serious!

And you met at the Flowerburger, right?

The Flowerburger is a place fabulous to fall in love!

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]

"Twilight:

Very small pancake which is eaten at nightfall. "

ROSSY [IN VOICE OVER]: And to understand Gaspard,

you have to know the story from the Flowerburger.

[MUSIC PLAYED]

His grandmother, Sylvia Snow, founded it in the early forties.

A little bit of an exceptional woman with a heart too big for her.

SYLVIA [SINGING]: Welcome to the Flowerburger

ROSSY [IN VOICE OVER]: Boat captain, poet, poker player, magician.

MAN [SINGING]: The ghosts of my memories

Are leaning on the counter

ROSSY [IN VOICE OVER]: At first, she used it to hide resistance fighters.

It's for them, moreover, that she invented the voice-O-graph.

To help them pass coded messages.

She also took the opportunity to record declarations of love,

poems, songs.

[THEY SING UNISON] I spend my life

To devour her

I have nostalgia

From the future

I won't have time to visit

Should be duplicated

Should slow down

Fast, should, should

Keep dreaming about the Flowerburger

At the Flowerburger

At the Flowerburger

[THEY PLAY HARMONICA]

ROSSY [IN VOICE OVER]: The Flowerburger, it was like Noah's ark

of those who had the dementia to live,

to speak, to be saved,

to be able to enjoy everything, in a single moment.

Everyone was doing something like ...

- Ah! - Ah ...

No not like this.

Ah!

You have to know how to be ecstatic, when you are a Surprised!

LULA [VOICE OVER]: When are we? ROSSY [VOICE OVER]: Surprised artisans.

We called like that the active members of the Flowerburger.

Even in times of war

especially in times of war,

they were a handful to meet in the hold of the Flowerburger,

to practice poetry,

like one practices a religion.

They were preparing commando operations of pure poetry,

were going to distribute forbidden books under the cloak,

hid the strange toys they made on the windowsill.

- Unicorns, dragons ... - LULA [IN VOICE OVER]: Sirens?

ROSSY [VOICE OVER]: Yeah, too, maybe. I don't remember everything well.

The Flowerburger book.

All the spirit of the Surprised is recorded there.

Their greatest feats of arms, the stories, the drawings ...

Before dying, Sylvia had given it to Gaspard.

"One day, my grandson, you will read this book,

and above all, you will write the rest of it. "

It was a secret society,

who only lived for enchantment and plume.

"Plume"...

What is "plume"?

This is precisely the heart of the matter, my darling !

Do things For the beauty of the gesture.

The adventurous spirit!

The art of surprise!

Imagination!

Friendship ! Humor!

And most important of all, love!

LULA: Why are you telling me all this?

Because without love, Gaspard is done.

The Flowerburger is its engine, but its fuel,

it is the heart. You help him to become himself again, my dear.

- Are you a Surprised too? - Well...

That is in the past. Come on, I'm off.

What is this perfume? Ah, that's not good!

Don't tell him, to Gaspard, that I passed. It's our secret.

But if you need some tips to seduce him, don't hesitate, I know everything about him.

Her favorite song, everything!

And I'm right next door!

DOCTOR : This blue liquid is blood.

But the plasma does not match to no other existing sample.

The creature who owns this blood is unknown.

You gave me blood

of a new species.

Blue blood cells

which give this color to the blood

circulate a quantity of oxygen very weak.

The being endowed with such a blood system

can't survive long far from the seabed.

I just do bullshit at the moment.

I lost the book.

It's a sign. Move on.

How can you say that, daddy?

There are mom's poems in it.

You are capable of many things But...

you are a gifted mourning.

Faced with a gifted like you, I can't fight.

The question, it is knowing how to fight.

You, a woman leaves you, you forbid yourself love.

Your boat is taking water

you no longer return to the port. You have a problem with failure.

You have a problem with the plume.

The plume ...

The plume, my boy, is ...

to accept failure and bounce back, not to run away from reality.

This is the spirit of the Surprised.

We don't care about the book.

Who cares about the book?

[SAD MELODY]

[Sniffles, choking bloods]

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

[SHE COUGHS]

[SOUND OF DROPS] [SHE TOUSES AGAIN]

GASPARD [ON THE PHONE]: Yes ?

ROSSY: Quick, Gaspard! Your apartment is on fire!

[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC]

Did you see that ?

[MERMAID SONG]

FIREFIGHTER: Chief? It's okay ?

Hush ... listen.

FIREFIGHTER: Huh?

I have the impression that the smoke is singing.

Yeah. You must rest.

Come on, come on, let's go, we're done.

- The firefighters are here. - What happened ?

- I haven't seen her, she must have been hiding. - Where ?

- Go, go. - No no no no no.

Hello.

Hello.

For a little, the whole building was on fire.

Pay attention when you put out your cigarettes.

- Or stop smoking. - I do not smoke.

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

Thank you...

Good luck.

It's not possible.

Lula?

Lula!

Lula.

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

Lula, are you okay?

Hey, Lula?

What happened ?

I leave you in front of a movie, in the bathtub,

I come back, everything has burned! It's not possible !

I'll take you to Rossy's.

Yes, there is a bathtub. Come.

- Come on. LULA: But why?

Well because ...

Shit !

- Is your bathroom locked? - Yes.

- She mustn't go out. - OKAY.

I have problems to resolve. And I bring her back to the water.

At the water ? What water?

Gaspard, how are you?

You look very pale.

[THE PULSE ACCELERATES]

[HE'S BLOODY] Okay okay.

But...

- I'm counting on you, huh? - Yes.

[SWEET MELODY]

[SOUND OF GUITAR STRINGS BREAKING]

[SOUND OF FALL]

[CRIS]

[MERMAID SONG]

ROSSY: You should quit smoking, honey.

LULA: I thought you had to smoke to become Surprised.

ROSSY: It gives style, but you will find something else.

You know, Gaspard ...

I leave you.

I'm sorry.

You have a lot of time left.

You have more left a lot of time.

How's your injury?

It still pulls a little.

But things are much better.

And I decided to quit smoking.

I'll bring you back now.

That way everything will be fine for everyone.

What do you want to do of your last hours?

Parisian fish?

I'll go get you some.

And...

a bathroom crooner song, it's possible ?

I arrive.

[GUITAR SOUND]

LULA: Whoa!

[SINGING] Hula Hukulula Hula Hula Lula Hoop

Hula Hukulula Hula Hula Lula Hoop

[SINGING] Hula Hukulula Hula Hula Lula Hoop

Hula Hukulula Hula Hula Lula Hoop

We have to make a record.

Dicsque?

A disk.

- A disk ? [BASS VOICE] Disc. - [BASS VOICE] disc. Here.

[LITTLE LAUGH] When you have a voice like yours, yes.

- Yes ? - It's gonna be deadly!

GASPARD [SINGING]: Oh my bathroom mermaid

Plastic duck clipper

You should explain to me

Why i feel so good

[SINGING] You are falling

In love with me

Like all the men before you

Who heard my voice

Oh, my little Lula

If you knew

How i got broken

Last winter

I no longer feel joy

The emotions and me

It's all over

I am immune

[FALLING DISC]

- I think it's ready. [LULA RIT]

- We're going to make a splash with this. - A box ?

[THE PULSE ACCELERATES]

What is happening ?

Nothing. [BREATHING BREATHING]

You are falling in love with me.

Oh no ... Oh no, not at all.

You burnt my apartment. And you're not my type at all.

You have a very beautiful voice, but the singers, I have already given.

What do you know there to love ?

How does it ...

love?

It's like joy.

But it stings.

It stings ?

Very strong.

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

This voice...

I've never heard a voice like that.

What a voice ?

Where do you have heard that voice? Huh? Answer me !

NURSE: Milena.

- Slowly... - You, slowly!

OKAY ? You, gently!

[HEART MONITOR BEEP]

[IT FREDONNE]

[HEART MONITOR BEEP]

I'll find her. I guarantee you we're going to eat some grilled fish.

That's good, me, the fish, I love it. All fish. The wolf, the willow, the sea bream ...

And even the sardines. Whatever we say, it's really good.

[MUSIC ON SPEAKER] I no longer feel joy

The emotions and me

It's all over

I am immune

GASPARD: I offer you a deal.

I'll take you to the Flowerburger, it's not a big detour, I promise,

and at midnight, I put you back in the water.

- Really ? - Yes really. Promised.

Like that, it will be our separation party.

Like a species honeymoon, but reversed.

- A honeymoon ? - Yeah.

As for the bride and groom. Here.

[JAZZY MUSIC]

[HAPPY MUSIC]

Some water ?

[SPRAY NOISE]

Ah, the opera ...

- Everything all right behind? - Yes.

Very well.

- You wait for me ? I will be back. - Yes.

Miss?

[HAPPY MUSIC]

[SONG IN ENGLISH]

[THE FATHER SINGS IN ENGLISH]

FATHER: Oh!

You crash me and you get there

like a flower in a burger?

I love you my son !

Dad, exceptionally, don't crate it.

A disabled singer? I'm proud of you.

- Henri? - Yes ?

Give the best table to Gaspard and his lady.

- It is taken, there is sir ... - Fend for yourself !

Dad ?

She's ... Frankly.

- Dad... - You not introduce me?

If, finally ... Dad, this is Lula.

[MUSIC PLAYED]

Ah, that can't be eaten.

Ah, I ...

I didn't know this tour, it's fantastic.

Two trout peaches in America. Of them.

House specialty.

Thanks, Henri.

Ah, that is ...

what is called an Olympic descent.

How? 'Or' What...

HENRI: Kitzbühel! - Kitzbühel! Wow !

- Kitzbühel. - Henri, two kissburgers.

This is the best burger to kiss.

Dad, please. Thank you.

- She's magic. - Yes.

What is "kissing"?

Good question. Thank you dad.

It's a love thing. We can do it without love

but the idea is to be in love.

And it stings?

It depends.

"Kissbull"!

You are a nice one.

I tried to kill you and you find me nice?

It's nice to let me know.

You can sing along here.

With a mermaid on stage, we would be full every night.

- You forgot a little detail. - What?

As soon as I sing everyone dies.

It is not false. For word of mouth, that wouldn't be great.

[WIPER SOUND]

[WORRYING MUSIC]

[SOUND OF PERCUSSIONS]

[CLOCKING GLASSES, CHATTERS]

So, family tradition obliges ...

We will look at what there is inside Lula's heart.

You will not oppose the older one tradition of Surprised! Go!

OKAY.

HENRI: If he hits her with a stick, she's going to piss him off.

- Thank you dad. - Go ahead, Gaspard!

Put all your heart in there! Go ahead, go!

Aim better!

[CHEERING]

[LAUGHS, APPLAUSE]

[MAGIC MUSIC]

DAD : She has a good heart, your singer!

You can fall in love, my son.

Good night !

[APPLAUSE]

That's the family, too. Here.

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

Good evening.

It's not a real one, be careful.

[SHE LAUGHS]

Sorry. I'm just passing through I do not disturb you.

Ah yes, that's ...

Sacred descent, say so.

I can ?

LULA: Kitzbühel! - Oh !

Oh yeah, OK ...

By dint of finding myself in fishermen's nets,

after their heart attack, I finish their alcohol.

Ok ... [LITTLE LAUGH] Is there ever a survivor?

Never.

Since the dawn of time,

men have always wanted it to our skin.

And...

When my mother died the desire for revenge came over me.

What happened ?

One day a sailor wanted tear off scales.

And ... he pierced my fin.

My mother has gone mad.

She jumped on him and ...

She bit him until the blood.

And he stabbed her in the heart.

I am sorry.

You too, you lost your mother.

If I had made this melody earlier I could have saved her.

I am the last sirens and ...

And singing is the only way that I have to defend myself.

[SOFT MUSIC]

How many sailors did you kill?

Come on, tell me.

Forty-three ... forty-four.

- Oh yes anyway ! - Eh yes...

[THEY LAUGH]

It's funny, it's almost the number lovers that I had.

Oh yes anyway ! Ah yes.

- Yes, all the same ... - Still.

Some have counted more than others, but hey, that's another story.

[SOFT MUSIC]

I am so happy to have no effect on you.

[HE IS LAUGHING]

This is the most beautiful statement of no love that I have ever been given.

[SONG ON SPEAKER] Who heard my voice

Oh my little Lula

If you knew

Miss?

[RECORD] How I got broken Last winter

I no longer feel joy

The emotions and me

It's all over I am immune

LULA [SINGING IN VOICE OVER]: My dear Gaspard

Pretty Gaspard

I am a mermaid

Mermaid, mermaid

Take me

Before it's too late for you

Too late for me

[FAIRY MUSIC]

[SINGING] Take me

I am a mermaid

"Password song.

Welcome to the Flowerburger.

Here, the hours flow like water.

We put the flowers in the burgers. The big elsewhere is here.

The ghosts of my memories are leaning on the counter. "

It's this way.

Yes...

It's this way.

Follow me.

[HAPPY MUSIC]

[FESTIVE ATMOSPHERE]

Your name, miss?

- Milena. HENRI: Escalope Milena?

- Drop. - Nah, I'm kidding.

It is because we make these cutlets.

Do you know its owner?

Ah bah. I know one who will be happy.

[GASPARD FREDONNE]

GASPARD: We only have 30 minutes left.

You can still surprise me.

It's your specialty, isn't it?

It is not false.

[MUSIC PLAYED]

Ah ah ...

[PLAYING HARMONICA]

[THEY LAUGH]

You are the best Surprise that I know.

GASPARD: Do you know many others? LULA: No.

But you are the best that I know.

- And by far ! [GASPARD] Thank you very much!

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

We're here soon.

Warning.

[THEY LAUGH]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

It's late ?

So late that even the owls have exploded eyes.

We have to go home, right?

Don't you want to swim?

[LITTLE Cry of Joy]

[SOFT MUSIC]

[POWERFUL SONG]

[GASPARD'S PULSE ACCELERATES]

[WORRYING MUSIC]

[MERMAID SONG]

- We said midnight, right? - Yes.

We said midnight ...

Too bad you're leaving now. Because I was immune.

My dear Gaspard ...

Nice Gaspard ...

We have to go now.

How about you stay with me?

What?

How about you stay and live here with me? I'll take care of you.

But do you know what to expect?

I'd be dead a thousand times already, right?

No, it's too risky.

It is true that in 2 days, you did strong.

I will not miss you.

I will do anything for you.

When you get homesick I'll take you to the ocean, whatever you want.

I will learn to swim with bottles to follow you.

[SOFT MUSIC]

Gaspard.

Come on last surprise.

[FAIRY MUSIC]

It's not worth a coral reef,

- but with a little imagination ... LULA: "We can change the world.

At least his, which is a great start. "

- The Surprisiers motto. - You know what would make me happy?

A real fish!

Do you think you will find some?

Even if I had to rob a Chinese restaurant with a water gun, I would find one.

Can you give me 15 min?

[MELANCHOLIC MUSIC]

LULA: Rossy!

Rossy!

Rossy.

Yes, my dear, I am here! What do you need ?

But what a wonder!

It's incredible !

Thanks to you. Gaspard's Surprising spirit returns.

What a beauty !

Help me get away, please.

- Run away? - Yes.

From whom? From him ?

Why ?

He must not see me anymore, otherwise he will die.

Pass away ?

What are you talking about ?

I have never seen him so happy.

I passed him on the stairs,

- he was happy ! - Exactly, bring me back

before he comes back! Please. I have to get out of here.

What is happening ? What do you have ?

Please bring me back.

[WHISKS]

Lula?

Lula?

Lula?

What are you doing here ?

Where is Lula?

- She will no longer harm anyone! - Where is she ?

- Calm down. - Where is she ?

You are in its grip. She kills you like she killed Victor.

Where the fuck is she? Tell me where she is!

[WORRYING MUSIC]

GASPARD SINGS IN A LOW VOICE: Oh my bathroom mermaid

Plastic duck clipper

You should explain to me

Why i feel so good

LULA SINGS IN A LOW VOICE: Take me

DOCTOR : Bah, what are you doing?

I draw some of his blood before it is too late.

I want to understand what is so toxic about it.

Have you seen his condition? We're gonna kill her if we still draw blood from him.

If she dies, she dies.

Stop!

[SHE SCREAMS]

Get out!

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

Gaspard ...

Gaspard is well?

He is dying.

Like everyone you approached.

It has nothing to do with it.

Victor had nothing to do with it either.

Milena?

Come, it's urgent, We need you. Another patient

having a heart attack. He says he hears voices!

I arrive.

Gaspard!

Gaspard?

It's me. Come on, let's get out! Come on !

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

- My patient? - What patient?

Oh fuck.

[WORRYING MUSIC]

Henri and your father tinkered with this. Me, I put salt water.

ROSSY: Gaspard?

"Those whose power of imagination is so powerful

that they are able to change the world. "

- Go quickly bring her back to the Seine. - Better than that.

I put it back much further.

MILENA: No!

Where are they going ?

- You are going to do what ? - I want to avoid other catastrophes.

You don't understand your friend will die!

He will die.

He brings her back to the water.

On the docks, right in front of the Flowerburger.

[WORRYING MUSIC]

Oh thank you.

[TIRE SCREWING]

Go ahead, run!

She has no imagination, that one. Any !

[RHYTHMIC MUSIC]

The Flowerburger ...

[CLIMBING]

[WORRYING MUSIC]

[BRAKE SCREWING]

- Hello? MAN [ON THE PHONE]: We got a report.

- A car towing a bathtub. - Where ?

On the D613.

After "The old oak".

Oh it's...

[BREATHING BREATHING]

[HEALTS, HIS PULSE SPEEDS UP]

I take that too.

I take this and ...

This is for the full.

Keep the change. Thank you.

[BREATHING BREATHING]

If you want to communicate with me, you press there. I will have the other.

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

GASPARD [SINGING IN VOICE OVER] I stole, in love

I shattered delicious

In your arms In your eyes

Lula, can you hear me?

Gaspard ...

It stings.

[THE SONG CONTINUES]

Very strong.

[HE SUFFERS]

LULA [SINGING IN VOICE OVER] A little every day

To drown

No never, never again

I didn't want to fall in love again

Forever, fly away

Explode

Fall back on the heart

In broad daylight forever

A little each day fall back

[INTRIGENT MUSIC]

[BREATHING OUT]

[SAD MUSIC]

[HE'S OUT OF BREATH]

[ROMANTIC MUSIC]

[WORRYING MUSIC]

[TIRE SCREWING]

[THE PULSE ACCELERATES]

[BREATHING BREATHING]

[SHE GROWS]

[SOFT MUSIC]

[FAIRY MUSIC]

[BREATHING BREATHING]

[GASPARD TOUSSE, SPIT]

[SACCADED BREATHING]

[SONG BY GASPARD AND LULA ON LOUDSPEAKER]

[THE PHONE IS RINGING]

[ANSWERER BEEP]

MAN'S VOICE: Mr. Snow, hello.

Pierre Martin, biologist at Saint-André hospital.

I analyzed these strange pearls belonging to your friend Lula.

I hope that you have received the small vial.

It is pure mother-of-pearl, of unparalleled finesse.

And above all, they are set with gold and rough diamonds.

I thought this treasure was yours.

These tears are kind of yours.

Good recovery. Goodbye.

Come on, go away!

[SOFT MUSIC]

[SONG "I DO NOT REGRET ANYTHING" BY THE BARBERETTES]

[SOFT MUSIC]

GASPARD [SINGING]: I stole

Lover

I flew, shattered Delicious in your arms

In your eyes

It is blue

So blue That we could drown forever

A little every day

To drown

LULA [SINGING]: A little every day

To drown

No never

Never again

Je ne voulais PAS: I did not want to Fall in love forever

Fly away

Explode

Fall back on the heart In broad daylight forever

A little every day

Fall back

GASPARD [SINGING]: A little every day

Fall back

[THEY SING IN UNISON] Never say never

Never say never

Never say never

Never say ...

[FAIRY MUSIC]

Translation : Simona torelli

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