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BOIMLER:
Ensign Boimler, personal log,
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stardate 57601.3.
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TheCerritos is in orbit
around Mixtus III to assist
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in a controlled demolition
of an unstable moon.
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We're providing support
to theVancouver,
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aParliament-class ship
which focuses
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on complex, large-scale
engineering projects.
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Welcome, Captain. Take it in.
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One day you could be in command
of a vessel like the Vancouver.
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Thank you, Captain. This is
truly a humbling experience.
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You're welcome.
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Unfortunately, we might have
to cancel the demolition.
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-What? Why?
-Is the moon too dense?
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No, it's more
of a diplomatic issue.
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Diplomatic? Isn't the moon goingto plummet into the planet
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-and ignite the atmosphere?
-And, you know, kill everyone?
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I've told them that many times,
but they simply don't care.
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-You don't know
what you're talking...
-Of all the moons we pray to,
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that's one
of the most important!
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It controls the tides
for our summer crop.
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My family has lived
on that moon for generations.
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Moons can't plummet.
That's something the government
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-made up to control us.
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Ooh, boy.
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BOIMLER: So the moon's decaying
orbit could cause catastrophic
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blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah-- okay, okay.
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The real news is I get to
have lunch with the coolest,
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smartest officer in Starfleet,
Barbara Brinson,
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who also happens
to be my girlfriend.
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That's right. Ugh!
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We met a month ago
and it's just been magical.
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Ooh, boy, here we go.
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Log number one million
about Girlfriend Barb.
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You know, I am sorry,
but I'm starting to think
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that Barb might
not actually exist.
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Oh, she's real.
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She's as real as a hopped-up
Q on Captain Picard Day.
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Let me guess, when we meet her,
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it'll weirdly have to be
on the holodeck.
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Hey. I don't do that anymore.
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-Okay?
-Sure you don't, man.
But just so you know,
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-I am still gonna try
waving my hand through her.
-Please don't.
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-I'm gonna.
-You're gonna hit skin.
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Well, if I do,it's the cost of doing business.
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Ooh. You smell that, Tendi?
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Each ship on the fleet
has its own scent.
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I think the Cerritossmells like
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toasting marshmallows
on a cool night.
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Is that a plasma fire?
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Huh? Oh-- uh, uh...
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The D53 probably sparked again.
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They're so buggy.
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Yeah, the whole ship's
kind of falling apart.
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Yep, this old girl's
seen a lot of light-years.
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You know, Kula told me
the Vancouver
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has fluidic processors
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that self-replicate
their own silicas.
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Nuh-uh!
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And he said they had
tritanium hull brackets.
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-And get this: T88s.
-That can't be right.
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-T88s aren't even out yet.
-I know.
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It's a starship, not heaven.
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I can't believe it.
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This is the greatest ship
I've ever seen.
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Are you kidding me?
This is amazing.
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Uh, guys? It's basically, like,
the same ship as the Cerritos.
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-Yeah, right.
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Ooh, let's go look
at their thermal mesh.
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I bet it's a double lattice!
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-Double lattice!
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Where's Barb?
She said she'd meet me here.
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Oh, this is too sad. Hey, look.
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I can set you up with somebody
great on the Cerritos.
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There's that
Phylosian in tactical.
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She seems like
a nice plant person.
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BARB:
Brad!
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Uh, wha-- Uh, c-computer,
end program.
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I missed you so much.
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-Ugh.
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-Mmm.
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-We kissed, did you see?
-Hi. Sorry.
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It's been a long month.
I'm Lieutenant Barbara Brinson.
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Um, yeah-- I'm, uh,
I'm Beckett Mariner,
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-and this is Boimler.
-: Yeah, I know.
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Oh! I can't wait
to show you everything.
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Come on.
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She's a lieutenant?
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BARB:
You know, whatever,
it was no big deal.
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I managed to reverse
the polarity
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and reboot the time stream.
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Good thing, too,
'cause, oof, 1920s Chicago?
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-Nobody's washing their hands.
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Oh, I love that story, bun-bun.
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-Mwah, mwah.
-Wow, all that's so amazing.
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And now you date Brad.
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Ugh, I know. I swore
I'd never do long-distance.
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But then I met this goofball
on Vendu last month.
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He radiates a primal confidence.I'm sure you've felt it.
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No, I try not to feel
anything around Brad.
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-Barbasaurus Rex!
-Jet?
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Get up here.We're gonna be working together.
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-Ah! Whoa.
-Uh...
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-Really?
-Okay, you can maybe
put her down now.
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-Like, anytime.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Did you hear some purple people
are throwing a tantrum?
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Implosion's been postponed.
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We got to recalibrate the whole
goddamn containment field.
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Oh, Boim-Boim.
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Looks like I can't do lunch
on the Cerritos.
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Oh, no, it's fine.
It's not like I programmed
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a ten-course meal or anything.
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Hey. See you in Engineering.
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And I'll try not
to bring it downtown.
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-Shut up.
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-No, you shut up.
-Shut up.
-Huh?
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Ow. Ow, no, you shut up. Stop.
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Wait, how do you know Jet?
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He's, like, the second
coolest person on the Cerritos.
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Ugh, we dated, like,
a billion years ago.
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-What?
-But he's nothing compared
to my Bradward.
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: Oh!
Your real name is Bradward?
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Yeah, I'm a Bradward. There's
Bradleys, there's Bradwards.
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It feels so good to be near you.
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-BOTH: Mwah!
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Well, I got to hand it to you.
You were right.
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Barb is great.
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A little too great.
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Hey. Ron Docent.
Welcome aboard
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the Vancouver.
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She's a beaut, isn't she?
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-Oh, yeah.
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So, the captain,
your captain,
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has ordered us to look
for alternatives to implosion.
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I'm gonna have you two
run diagnostics
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on the simulation mainframe.
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You both comfortable using T88s?
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Yes, sir.
So comfortable.
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Supercomfortable.
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-Ha. I like that enthusiasm.
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Tell you what,
whoever finishes first
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gets their very own T88.
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Wait. You mean, like,
we get to keep them?
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Or-or is this, like,
a borrow thing?
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Like, we're gonna have
to give them back, right?
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Nope. I mean keep,
like "you keep it."
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-Ah!
-Sorry, sir.
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Just checking
if this is a dream.
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I've got a bad feeling
about Barb.
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I know. I can't believe
she used to date Jet!
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That guy's like a Kirk sundae
with Trip Tucker sprinkles.
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I'm not messing around.
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Barb is way, way,
wayout of your league.
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Not out of Jet's league.
I...
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Uh, I-I got to get jacked.
Here we go.
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Brad, when
a Starfleet relationship
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-seems too good
to be true, then...
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red alert, man-- it probably is.
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You think she's cheating on me?!
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No! I think she's a secret alien
who's gonna eat you
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or a Romulan spy
or a salt succubus
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or an android or a changeling
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or one of those sexy people
in rompers
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that murders you
just for going on the grass!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
I'm sorry, you're saying
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that because Barb is awesome
and hot and dating me
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that she's an alien?
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That is messed up, Mariner!
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That is not cool.
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This is real, Bradward.
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I have seen stuff, man.
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Like back when I was serving
on the Quito...
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You guys...
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Ooh, you hear what happened
on the Enterprise?
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Apparently,
Data's got an evil twin brother
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who teamed up with the Borg.
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-Crazy, right?
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What? Man, it's like a new thingevery week with those guys.
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Right. Like, leave some unknown
for the rest of us.
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Aw, you guys
are such a great couple.
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Oh, what can I say?
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I found the perfect guy.
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Look, I'm not perfect, okay?
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But I do have
the perfect friends.
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Uh, no, Niko,
you are the nicest, smartest,
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handsomest guy on this ship.
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I mean, it's either that
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or you're
a Harvongian shape-changer.
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I mean, you're too handsome.
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-Niko?
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-No!
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Shape-changer!
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Angie!
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No...!
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I'm not gonna sit around
and let a face get melted.
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Not again.
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You're not leaving my sight,
mister.
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Every minute
Barb spends with Jet
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puts me closer to losing her.
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I got to do something.
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And so do I.
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Okay, listen up!
We will relocate
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three tons of moon dust
for people to worship.
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The farmers will have gravitysystems installed for the tides.
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And you three,
your ancestral homes
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will be relocated
to the sixth moon,
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which will now technically
be the fifth anyway.
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Does that work for everyone?
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-Yeah.
-It works for me.
-Okay.
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No, you don't understand.
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This moon blocks pollution
from Mixtus III
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from reaching my people
on Mixtus II.
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Without this moon, we'll perish.
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But if we don't destroy it,
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the folks on Mixtus III
will perish.
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I know.
It's an impossible problem.
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Well, we're Starfleet.
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Figuring out impossible problemsis what we do,
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so let's just keep calm
and, uh, try
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-to think of a solution.
-No! If you blow up that moon,
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you're murderers!You'll have blood on your hands!
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Shut up and let me think!
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All right, listen up, everybody.
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Each of our orbital platforms
will maintain
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-a tractor spread
to control lunar debris.
-Ha!
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"Da Brie"?
What is this, a cheese party?
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Hey, babe, it's me. Whoop.
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Okay, okay. Yep.
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-Okay.
-Hey, don't worry, buddy.
I got it.
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All right.
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-Thank you, Jet.
-No worries.
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Uh, Brad, um,
what are you doing here?
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Oh, you know, just wanted to seemy girlfriend do her thang.
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Yeah, we're together.
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Uh, anyway,
getting back to the demo...
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-Aah!
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Aah!
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Whoa, whoa, stop it! Stop it!
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Turn it off.
What are you doing?!
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Whoopsies! Sorry. New tricorder.
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Okay, she's not an android,
'cause that tone
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would have disrupted
her positronic brain.
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Whatever she is, she's organic.
Okay, I have to get a sample.
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-Okay, we're gonna...
You're gonna leave now.
-I got to...
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Sorry, guys.
Mariner was just leaving.
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Actually,
maybe you should go with her.
246
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,433
We've just got a lot to cover.
247
00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:11,045
Oh. But I didn't get
to see you do your thang.
248
00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,873
So sweet of you to come by.
249
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,439
I'll meet you later
in the mess, okay?
250
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:15,963
Yeah, yeah, no,
the mission comes first.
251
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,747
-Totally. I'll just, you know...-
252
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,444
-JET: What I'm talking about.
-BARB: Oh.
253
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:22,317
I hope
we never blow up that moon.
254
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,319
These T88s are amazing.
255
00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,537
Yeah, they're, like, crazy fast.
256
00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,104
How many diagnostics
have you run?
257
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,324
15. Oh, when I come back
with this baby,
258
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,326
the guys in Engineering
are gonna flip.
259
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,766
Yeah, right. It'sgonna be me who takes this back.
260
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,376
I'm gonna blow their minds
in Medical.
261
00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,423
RUTHERFORD:
Nope.
262
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,817
-16.
-22.
263
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,384
17. 18.
264
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,821
-19. 20. 21.
-N-N-No!
265
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:48,952
-Hey, don't you use
your implant.
-22.
266
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,171
-That's not fair!
-Ooh, 23!
267
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:52,303
I got to figure this out.
I got to... Wait!
268
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,915
Okay, okay, okay.
So, Barb's not a Dauphin,
269
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,090
but I haven't ruled her out
270
00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,526
as a surgically altered
Cardassian spy
271
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:58,919
or a transporter clone or--
272
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,442
bear with me, bear with me--
a Suliban.
273
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,139
Right? Right? A Suliban?
274
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,315
Mariner, stop it.
Barb's not a Suliban.
275
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:07,405
-But how do you know?
-She's nothing
but a great human lady.
276
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,929
You need to stop spinning out
277
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,365
and accept people
for who they are.
278
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,106
Now be quiet. I got to change
everything about me
279
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:14,108
to trick her into thinking
I'm something I'm not.
280
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,892
Computer,
analyze the coolest people
281
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,981
in Earth history
and replicate me an outfit,
282
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,418
boys size small.
283
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:29,384
Jet. Ugh,
he thinks he's all that.
284
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:32,343
Well, I can be twice as that.
I can be even thatter.
285
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:38,001
Hey, Barb! Get up in here, girl.
286
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,134
-Uh, uh...
287
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,570
How's the view?
288
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,180
-That was weird.
289
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,008
Sup, shippies?
Anyone want to partake
290
00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:47,010
in a little liquid luncherino?
291
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,272
What are you talking about?
292
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,578
Sip it up.
293
00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,015
Replicator, beer, big, hot.
294
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,452
-I mean, cold.
Get... Make it cold.
-BARB: Um,
295
00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,541
we're still on duty.
What's gotten into you?
296
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,935
This is the real Boimler, baby.
Guess you didn't know
297
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,024
you were dating a dude dog
who loves-- Whoa!
298
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,373
-Brad!
299
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,071
Oh, oh! Oh, no.
300
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,550
Oh. Mariner, no!
301
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:08,858
Ow! What the ?
Did you just pull my hair?
302
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,252
Yeah! D... Yeah,
did you just pull her hair?
303
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,993
That is messed up, bro.
Get out of here
304
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,038
-before I do
a citizen's court-martial.
-JET: Come on,
305
00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,561
-Brad, let me give you a hand.
-Don't touch me,
306
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,911
-you big hunk hottie.
-Okay,
307
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,390
I don't know
what's going on right now.
308
00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,523
First, you come in
looking sexy as hell,
309
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,655
but then you ruin it
by acting all weird.
310
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:26,049
-I have to go back to work.
-I-I'll walk you there.
311
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,008
No! I can walk myself.
312
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,227
Come on, Jet. Walk me.
313
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:33,230
-Okay, good news.
Maybe bad news.
314
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,972
I am, like, 99.8% sure
she's a reptoid.
315
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,409
Gah, will you just drop it?!
Barb is not anything.
316
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:41,369
-I mean,
other than a great lady.
-She said you looked sexy.
317
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,284
No, there's no way she's human.
That's her tell.
318
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,242
That is a hugetell.
Look, if she's a reptoid,
319
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,548
she's gonna need to find
a male partner.
320
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:47,679
Jab with her reptoid tail.
321
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,377
Implant her reptoid spawn.
Stay close.
322
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,161
You're safe with me.
323
00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:54,164
Brad! No! Brad!
324
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,254
Sir, the platforms aren't rated
for low altitudes.
325
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,603
They'll have
to be operated manually.
326
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,388
Maybe the captain's
making progress.
327
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:03,130
You're all murderers! No,
you madmen! You'll have blood
328
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,697
-on your hands!
-She's doing great.
329
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:08,004
BARB:
There you go, Jet. That's it.
330
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,919
-Keep pushing it in.
331
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,268
-JET: Are you sure it'll fit?
-Huh?
332
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,270
-BARB: We'll make it fit.
-Aha!
333
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,185
-You're not...
334
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,621
Sex? I heard sex.
335
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,710
-What?
336
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,670
You have been a jerko all day,
337
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,585
and now you accuse me
of cheating?
338
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,282
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.
339
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,110
I was freaking out
because you're so smart
340
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,634
and pretty and funny, and I'm...I'm just me.
341
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,201
You shouldbe with a guy
like Jet.
342
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,681
That'swhat this
has been about?
343
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,031
Bradward,
nothing is happening with Jet.
344
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:38,078
Oh, no, I ruined everything!
No! No, no, no!
345
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,644
It's all dissolving.
It's all dissolving.
346
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,299
Look, I fell for you
because you're you.
347
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:46,477
A sweet, nervous,
dainty-hipped nugget.
348
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,262
Let's try to start today over.
349
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,568
Watch out for the tail!
350
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,396
-Mariner!
351
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,311
-What's your problem?
-Where's-where's the tail?
352
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,139
Reptoids implant
with a barbed tail. They...
353
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,532
Her name is Barb!
354
00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,143
Mariner, what the hell?
I told you.
355
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,449
I just... I thought...
356
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,711
-I thought there was a tail.
357
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,017
RANSOM:
Lieutenant Brinson,
358
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,148
report
to Orbital Platform Gamma.
359
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,236
We need manual activation.
360
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,324
Right away, Commander.
361
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,239
-Hey, come with me?
-Love to.
362
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,980
Seems like a good way
to start the day over.
363
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,678
With my humangirlfriend!
364
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,029
How was I so wrong?
365
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,337
Huh? Ugh.
366
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,991
Oh, what?
367
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,037
Exoskeletal husk?
368
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,734
I wasn't wrong!
Barb's a parasite!
369
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,476
Bradward! Bradward, wait!
370
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,173
Bradward!
Get out of my way.
371
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,740
-Move! Move, Jennifer.
372
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,437
-Bradward! Bradward, wait!-
373
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,004
Bradward!
374
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:38,007
-Where's Ron? I want my T88.
-You wouldn't even know what
375
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,227
to do with a T88. Besides,
they're way better for medical.
376
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,011
-What? That's not true.
-You know what
I could do with that?
377
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,317
-You know what
I could do with it?
-I could solve problems.
378
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,361
I could figure out
when people are sick.
379
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,406
Oh, yeah?
I could solve problems.
380
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,321
-I could...
-This is great work.
381
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,323
And you finished
at the exact same time.
382
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,455
Looks like you're both
joining the Vancouver.
383
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,153
-Congratulations!
-Wait.
384
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,806
What do you mean,
joining the Vancouver?
385
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,722
I told you, whoever finished
first would get to keep the T88
386
00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,073
and use it here.
On the Vancouver.
387
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,466
We-we thought we'd getto take it back to the
Cerritos.
388
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,251
Hang tight.I'm gonna write up the transfer.
389
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,731
Don't worry, the admiral used
to be my grandma's neighbor.
390
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:09,038
Quiet guy.
He'll push it right through.
391
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,043
Computer, locate Boimler.
392
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,045
Oh, crap, crap, crap, crap.
393
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:18,352
Requesting emergency transport
to Platform Gamma.
394
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,310
Authorization, uh, Mariner 8.
395
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,225
MAN :
Request denied.
Is that a made-up code?
396
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,749
-Who is this?
Clear this channel!
-Aah!
397
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,709
Bradward.
398
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:30,451
Bradward! Bradward, wait!
399
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,367
Oh, no.
400
00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,456
Oh, no, I got to get
to Bradward.
401
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,115
Oh, no. Oh, no, Bradward.
402
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,422
Captain's log.
Long-range sensors
403
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,468
have located a very sexy...
404
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,252
-Mariner! Aah!
Stop looking at me!
-Oh, no! Definitely, no!
405
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,819
-Stop looking at me!
-No. No to this and also that.
406
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:00,785
Get out of here!
Barb'll be back any second.
407
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,526
This is me sex time, okay?
408
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,138
Look at this! It's the husk
of a neural parasite.
409
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:07,270
-I don't care! I'm naked.
-You're not listening!
410
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,186
Barb is a parasite.She's a-a creature of some sort.
411
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,189
-All right. Two for emergency...Hey, give it back!
412
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:16,149
You'd rather make a fake husk
than admit that you were wrong?
413
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,629
Terrible! Shame on you.
414
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,197
It has been a long time
since I've taken a lover,
415
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,156
let alone a lover like Barb.
416
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,461
I am staying here,
417
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,289
and I am making love
to my lover.
418
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,291
Oh, please stop saying "lover."
419
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,858
COMPUTER:
Warning. Platform approaching
420
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,381
-critical altitude.
-Whoa!
421
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,296
-Boimler!
422
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,084
BOTH:
Stay away from him!
423
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:42,088
The Vancouveris awesome.
424
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:45,091
The fluidic processors,
the tritanium hull brackets,
425
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,179
the door whoosh.
426
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,658
BOTH:
Whoosh.
427
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,617
Honestly, the Cerritos
might be falling apart,
428
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,140
but that's kind of awesome, too.
429
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,576
It's our job
to keep it together.
430
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,361
Yeah, and the way
that she shakes and creaks
431
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,623
and moans at Warp 7?
432
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:56,798
I bet the Vancouver
doesn't do that.
433
00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:57,842
With those inertial dampers?
434
00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,322
You got to be kidding me.
435
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,976
And you know what
the Vancouverdoesn't have?
436
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,109
-All our friends.
-We have to tell Ron
we're staying here.
437
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,588
What if, what if
he gets mad at us?
438
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,200
He's a professional.
Professionals don't get pissed.
439
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,811
-What?!
-I'm sorry, but we want
to stay on the Cerritos.
440
00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,769
Tough! I already
wrote up the transfer.
441
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,424
As soon as I click this button,
it's going through.
442
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,818
Wait a second, you can't just
transfer us against our will!
443
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,689
Watch me.
Do I need to remind you
444
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,430
who my grandma's neighbor was?
445
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,302
I guess I do--
it was the admiral!
446
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,825
-And he's a psycho.
447
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,827
-Hey, you can't do that!
448
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,829
Don't kick me PADD!
That's an order!
449
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,352
-Aah!
450
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:30,440
Hey, got it!
451
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,486
-Get back here!
452
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:33,661
Don't kill my people!
453
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,184
You're the Federation!
454
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:36,490
You're the good guys!
455
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,318
Remember the Prime Directive?
456
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,146
What? That doesn't
even apply here!
457
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,148
Captain, we're
running out of time.
458
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,410
The flooding has already
started and the platforms
459
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,194
weren't designed for this.
460
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,895
I'm not letting you
hurt Boimler!
461
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,680
I'm protecting him!
462
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,812
-From what?
-Hyah!
463
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:58,816
From you! You really think I'd
buy you guys are best friends?
464
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,340
He's mousey, sweet and soft
465
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,255
and you're a badass
space adventurer!
466
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,344
-I knew there was
something wrong
467
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,867
from the moment I met you.
468
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,825
-Yeah, no, something's
wrong with you.
469
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:11,177
First, I thought you were
a rogue holodeck character.
470
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,918
Then, because of the way you
were lurking around all day,
471
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,183
I thought you were
a Breen infiltrator.
472
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,794
What? That wasn't lurking--
that was protecting!
473
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:23,189
Finally I realized
you're probably a parasite!
474
00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:25,669
Bitch, you're the parasite!
475
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:29,369
Exactly what a parasite
would say, parasite!
476
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,677
-Give me back my PADD!
-Let's go!
477
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:38,247
Do not get on that turbolift!
478
00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,685
Here's the plan-- I'll reroute
the turbolift controls.
479
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,426
You try to guess his passcode!
480
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,949
RON:
Give me back my PADD!
481
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,996
The impact on our environment
would affect both of us!
482
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,998
We'd have to move
our whole civilization!
483
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,652
I know! But how can...?
484
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,741
Wait, "both"? What do you,
what do you mean "both"?
485
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,830
How many people are
in your civilization?
486
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,789
-Me and my wife.
-There are two people
487
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,314
on your whole planet?!
488
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,403
Well, yes, we're,
uh, we're rich.
489
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,926
Implode the moon.
490
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,754
-Yes, Captain.
-You maniacs!
491
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,539
We just redid the floors!
492
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,375
This isn't over.
493
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,811
You don't know Boimler
like I do.
494
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,248
He will figure you out.
495
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,684
I mean, sometimes
it takes him a minute.
496
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,599
Hell, on Sendu IV,
it took him a week to realize
497
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:28,384
he was peeing in their species'
sinks and not their toilets,
498
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,777
but you know what,
he gets there eventually.
499
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:30,995
Wait, that was him?
500
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,780
He told me that happened
to a friend.
501
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:33,998
Yeah, he wishes.
502
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,304
No, someone came in
to wash their hands,
503
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,263
and just caught him going
right in the sink.
504
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,396
You know what?
On our second date,
505
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,747
he "shook hands"
with a Lortian's egg sac.
506
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,359
Oh, stop!
507
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,708
It was so pissed.
508
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,062
Okay, and then, and then
Sqill looked at Boimler
509
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:56,499
and said, "That's my dorsal."
510
00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,547
You guys have been
through a lot together.
511
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:03,637
Yeah, I mean he is a dork,
for sure.
512
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,291
But he's mydork.
513
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,075
Well, you're clearly
not a parasite,
514
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,730
or you wouldn't have let him in front of the admiral.
515
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,558
Uh, well, thanks,
and, you know,
516
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,951
you're not seeming so much like
a parasite, either, by the way.
517
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,693
Hey, if it's gonna make you
feel better, just scan me.
518
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,957
You are a human, yep.
519
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,481
Man, I mean,
you ever get those feelings
520
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,699
like you are just sure
about something?
521
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:23,831
Like, I was sure
you were a parasite.
522
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:24,875
But you're actually a very nice,
523
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,007
attractive humanwoman.
524
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,316
Uh-oh.
525
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,449
-Aah!
-This isn't me!
526
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:34,885
I don't wantto stun you.
527
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,887
-Then don't!
-Come on, come on!
528
00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,498
Give me back my PADD!
529
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,021
Look, just hand me
the phaser-- ow!
530
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,849
Oh, my God,
you made me stun you!
531
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,329
I can't feel my hand!
532
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,853
Oh, God, oh, God!
What have I done?
533
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,985
-Ow!
-I got the password--
it was "Riker."
534
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,335
No, no, no, no, no!
Don't read that!
535
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,771
What the heck?
536
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,121
You're transferring yourself
to the Cerritos?
537
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,862
I thought we could swap places.
538
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,820
You don't know
what it's like here!
539
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,822
It's so stressful!
It's so epic!
540
00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,563
It's all,
"Tow this space station,"
541
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,217
and, "Calibrate
the Dyson sphere!"
542
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,959
"Go back in time and kill theguy that was worse than Hitler!"
543
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,091
I just want to be back
on a smaller ship,
544
00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,702
doing simpler work.
545
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:11,357
I don't want
to be epic anymore!
546
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,664
Geez, working on
the Vancouverscrews you up.
547
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,405
I'm sorry I phasered you.
548
00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:18,886
This is not
Ron Emmanuel Docent, Jr.
549
00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,062
Can we just keep this
between us?
550
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:23,978
You'll delete
the transfer order?
551
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,545
There. Done.
552
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:28,374
And, um, throw in a T88
for each of us.
553
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,376
Hey, now, that I can't do.
554
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,378
Oh, that's cool. It wasn't
like I was using my implant
555
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,771
to record all this as evidence
for your court-martial.
556
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,730
I was.
557
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,733
Okay, a couple of T88s
coming right up.
558
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,133
Ooh! Ugh!
559
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:50,961
It's squishy!
Give me a hand!
560
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:52,659
Oh, my God!
561
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:55,575
Stop! Don't! Lover! Lover!
562
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:58,055
Lover! Lover!
Lover! Lover! Lover!
563
00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,100
Oh, God.
564
00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:00,710
Aah! What the hell was that?
565
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,886
It was always me, Barb.
566
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:04,453
I'm going to treat you
to dinner.
567
00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:06,107
Let me out! Let me out!
568
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:08,022
Hmm, apparently,
this species reproduces
569
00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:10,590
by making their host
chemically irresistible
570
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:11,939
to potential mates.
571
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,549
So Boimler must have
picked it up...
572
00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,203
Right before he met me, exactly.
573
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,118
Wait. Wait.
574
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:19,599
So are you saying you only likedme because of the parasite?
575
00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,427
Please. I'm a Starfleet officer.
576
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,603
You think I'd be into a guy
just because of his pheromones?
577
00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:26,083
Oh, thank God. I was worriedyou were gonna break up with me.
578
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:28,521
Yeah, listen, Brad,
you're sweet,
579
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:31,611
but right now, I need to put
all my energy into my job.
580
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,482
Specifically, studying
this fascinating parasite.
581
00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:35,005
Lover! Lover!
Lover! Lover! Lover!
582
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:36,442
-Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
-Mwah.
583
00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:37,530
-Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
-Aw.
584
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,445
She didbreak up with me.
585
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:40,837
Hey, you'll find someone
who loves you
586
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,796
without a googa attached
to your skull.
587
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,145
You're just saying that.
588
00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:46,060
No, I'm not.
You're a catch, man.
589
00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:48,584
-You're real.
-I amreal.
590
00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:51,152
Hey, Mare, see you next month
at the M'tari tournament?
591
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:55,809
Oh, you know it, and I'll try
not to bring it downtown.
592
00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:58,246
-Oh, shut up.
593
00:22:58,289 --> 00:22:59,987
Wait. You guys made plans?
594
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:01,467
We bonded
while you were knocked out.
595
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,730
-Over what?
-Nothing. Just girl stuff.
596
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,862
So you shook
a Lortian's egg sack?
597
00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:08,212
Wait, how did...?
Oh. Oh, no! Oh, no!
598
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,651
Aah.
599
00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,174
The Cerritosmight be
falling apart,
600
00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,871
but it's nice to be back home.
601
00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:18,092
Yeah, I missed that smoky smell.
602
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,486
So, uh, hey, um,
before we left the Vancouver,
603
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:23,750
I got you something.
604
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,273
You shouldn't have!
605
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:26,666
Well, I figured
the Cerritoscould use them
606
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,015
-a lot more than...
-No, no, no.
607
00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,496
I mean, look,
I stole a bunch, too.
608
00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:31,975
-Yup, this...
609
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,760
this is why we're friends.
610
00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:37,024
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