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Take it in. 13 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:47,545 One day you could be in command of a vessel like the Vancouver. 14 00:01:47,628 --> 00:01:51,507 Thank you, Captain. This is truly a humbling experience. 15 00:01:47,628 --> 00:01:51,507 Thank you, Captain. This is truly a humbling experience. 16 00:01:51,590 --> 00:01:52,633 You're welcome. (sighs) 17 00:01:52,716 --> 00:01:55,761 Unfortunately, we might have to cancel the demolition. 18 00:01:52,716 --> 00:01:55,761 Unfortunately, we might have to cancel the demolition. 19 00:01:55,845 --> 00:01:57,721 -What? Why? -Is the moon too dense? 20 00:01:57,805 --> 00:02:00,224 No, it's more of a diplomatic issue. 21 00:01:57,805 --> 00:02:00,224 No, it's more of a diplomatic issue. 22 00:02:00,307 --> 00:02:02,893 Diplomatic? Isn't the moon going to plummet into the planet 23 00:02:02,977 --> 00:02:06,230 -and ignite the atmosphere? -And, you know, kill everyone? 24 00:02:02,977 --> 00:02:06,230 -and ignite the atmosphere? -And, you know, kill everyone? 25 00:02:06,313 --> 00:02:08,274 I've told them that many times, but they simply don't care. 26 00:02:08,357 --> 00:02:10,276 (indistinct arguing) 27 00:02:10,359 --> 00:02:11,902 -You don't know what you're talking... -Of all the moons we pray to, 28 00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:13,779 that's one of the most important! 29 00:02:11,986 --> 00:02:13,779 that's one of the most important! 30 00:02:13,863 --> 00:02:15,739 It controls the tides for our summer crop. 31 00:02:15,823 --> 00:02:18,576 My family has lived on that moon for generations. 32 00:02:15,823 --> 00:02:18,576 My family has lived on that moon for generations. 33 00:02:18,659 --> 00:02:19,910 Moons can't plummet. That's something the government 34 00:02:19,994 --> 00:02:22,413 -made up to control us. -(arguing continues) 35 00:02:22,496 --> 00:02:24,582 Ooh, boy. 36 00:02:22,496 --> 00:02:24,582 Ooh, boy. 37 00:02:24,665 --> 00:02:27,418 BOIMLER: So the moon's decaying orbit could cause catastrophic 38 00:02:27,501 --> 00:02:28,919 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah-- okay, okay. 39 00:02:29,003 --> 00:02:31,755 The real news is I get to have lunch with the coolest, 40 00:02:29,003 --> 00:02:31,755 The real news is I get to have lunch with the coolest, 41 00:02:31,839 --> 00:02:35,259 smartest officer in Starfleet, Barbara Brinson, 42 00:02:35,342 --> 00:02:39,263 who also happens to be my girlfriend. 43 00:02:35,342 --> 00:02:39,263 who also happens to be my girlfriend. 44 00:02:39,346 --> 00:02:40,806 That's right. Ugh! 45 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:42,725 We met a month ago and it's just been magical. 46 00:02:40,890 --> 00:02:42,725 We met a month ago and it's just been magical. 47 00:02:42,808 --> 00:02:44,768 Ooh, boy, here we go. 48 00:02:44,852 --> 00:02:46,937 Log number one million about Girlfriend Barb. 49 00:02:47,021 --> 00:02:48,772 You know, I am sorry, but I'm starting to think 50 00:02:47,021 --> 00:02:48,772 You know, I am sorry, but I'm starting to think 51 00:02:48,856 --> 00:02:50,441 that Barb might not actually exist. 52 00:02:50,524 --> 00:02:52,318 Oh, she's real. 53 00:02:52,401 --> 00:02:55,070 She's as real as a hopped-up Q on Captain Picard Day. 54 00:02:52,401 --> 00:02:55,070 She's as real as a hopped-up Q on Captain Picard Day. 55 00:02:55,154 --> 00:02:56,780 Let me guess, when we meet her, 56 00:02:56,864 --> 00:02:58,991 it'll weirdly have to be on the holodeck. 57 00:02:59,074 --> 00:03:00,951 Hey. I don't do that anymore. 58 00:02:59,074 --> 00:03:00,951 Hey. I don't do that anymore. 59 00:03:01,035 --> 00:03:03,287 -Okay? -Sure you don't, man. But just so you know, 60 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:05,456 -I am still gonna try waving my hand through her. -Please don't. 61 00:03:05,539 --> 00:03:06,957 -I'm gonna. -You're gonna hit skin. 62 00:03:05,539 --> 00:03:06,957 -I'm gonna. -You're gonna hit skin. 63 00:03:07,041 --> 00:03:09,084 Well, if I do, it's the cost of doing business. 64 00:03:10,419 --> 00:03:12,588 Ooh. You smell that, Tendi? 65 00:03:10,419 --> 00:03:12,588 Ooh. You smell that, Tendi? 66 00:03:12,671 --> 00:03:15,591 Each ship on the fleet has its own scent. 67 00:03:15,674 --> 00:03:17,092 I think the Cerritos smells like 68 00:03:17,176 --> 00:03:18,802 toasting marshmallows on a cool night. 69 00:03:17,176 --> 00:03:18,802 toasting marshmallows on a cool night. 70 00:03:18,886 --> 00:03:20,512 (sniffs) Is that a plasma fire? 71 00:03:20,596 --> 00:03:21,972 Huh? Oh-- uh, uh... 72 00:03:22,056 --> 00:03:23,849 The D53 probably sparked again. 73 00:03:23,933 --> 00:03:25,601 (chuckles) They're so buggy. 74 00:03:23,933 --> 00:03:25,601 (chuckles) They're so buggy. 75 00:03:25,684 --> 00:03:27,102 Yeah, the whole ship's kind of falling apart. 76 00:03:27,186 --> 00:03:29,730 Yep, this old girl's seen a lot of light-years. 77 00:03:29,813 --> 00:03:31,023 You know, Kula told me the Vancouver 78 00:03:29,813 --> 00:03:31,023 You know, Kula told me the Vancouver 79 00:03:31,106 --> 00:03:32,524 has fluidic processors 80 00:03:32,608 --> 00:03:33,984 that self-replicate their own silicas. 81 00:03:34,068 --> 00:03:35,361 (gasps) Nuh-uh! 82 00:03:35,444 --> 00:03:36,820 And he said they had tritanium hull brackets. 83 00:03:35,444 --> 00:03:36,820 And he said they had tritanium hull brackets. 84 00:03:36,904 --> 00:03:39,490 -And get this: T88s. -That can't be right. 85 00:03:39,573 --> 00:03:40,991 -T88s aren't even out yet. -I know. 86 00:03:41,075 --> 00:03:43,452 It's a starship, not heaven. 87 00:03:41,075 --> 00:03:43,452 It's a starship, not heaven. 88 00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:46,372 I can't believe it. 89 00:03:46,455 --> 00:03:48,958 This is the greatest ship I've ever seen. 90 00:03:46,455 --> 00:03:48,958 This is the greatest ship I've ever seen. 91 00:03:49,041 --> 00:03:51,377 Are you kidding me? This is amazing. 92 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:54,713 Uh, guys? It's basically, like, the same ship as the Cerritos. 93 00:03:51,460 --> 00:03:54,713 Uh, guys? It's basically, like, the same ship as the Cerritos. 94 00:03:54,797 --> 00:03:57,508 -(both laugh) -Yeah, right. 95 00:03:57,591 --> 00:03:59,009 Ooh, let's go look at their thermal mesh. 96 00:03:59,093 --> 00:04:00,469 I bet it's a double lattice! 97 00:03:59,093 --> 00:04:00,469 I bet it's a double lattice! 98 00:04:00,552 --> 00:04:01,971 -Double lattice! -(whooping, laughing) 99 00:04:02,054 --> 00:04:04,682 (sighs) Where's Barb? She said she'd meet me here. 100 00:04:04,765 --> 00:04:06,600 Oh, this is too sad. Hey, look. 101 00:04:04,765 --> 00:04:06,600 Oh, this is too sad. Hey, look. 102 00:04:06,684 --> 00:04:08,686 I can set you up with somebody great on the Cerritos. 103 00:04:08,769 --> 00:04:09,895 There's that Phylosian in tactical. 104 00:04:09,979 --> 00:04:11,063 She seems like a nice plant person. 105 00:04:11,146 --> 00:04:12,523 BARB: (gasps) Brad! 106 00:04:11,146 --> 00:04:12,523 BARB: (gasps) Brad! 107 00:04:13,565 --> 00:04:14,692 (gasps) 108 00:04:14,775 --> 00:04:18,028 Uh, wha-- Uh, c-computer, end program. 109 00:04:14,775 --> 00:04:18,028 Uh, wha-- Uh, c-computer, end program. 110 00:04:18,112 --> 00:04:20,030 (both laugh) 111 00:04:20,114 --> 00:04:22,074 I missed you so much. 112 00:04:22,157 --> 00:04:23,492 -(both smooching) -Ugh. 113 00:04:23,575 --> 00:04:25,035 -(groaning) -Mmm. 114 00:04:23,575 --> 00:04:25,035 -(groaning) -Mmm. 115 00:04:25,119 --> 00:04:27,496 -We kissed, did you see? -Hi. Sorry. 116 00:04:27,579 --> 00:04:30,499 It's been a long month. I'm Lieutenant Barbara Brinson. 117 00:04:27,579 --> 00:04:30,499 It's been a long month. I'm Lieutenant Barbara Brinson. 118 00:04:30,582 --> 00:04:32,042 Um, yeah-- I'm, uh, I'm Beckett Mariner, 119 00:04:32,126 --> 00:04:34,545 -and this is Boimler. -(laughs): Yeah, I know. 120 00:04:34,628 --> 00:04:36,088 Oh! I can't wait to show you everything. 121 00:04:34,628 --> 00:04:36,088 Oh! I can't wait to show you everything. 122 00:04:36,171 --> 00:04:37,548 Come on. 123 00:04:37,631 --> 00:04:39,550 She's a lieutenant? 124 00:04:39,633 --> 00:04:41,427 BARB: You know, whatever, it was no big deal. 125 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:42,594 I managed to reverse the polarity 126 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:42,594 I managed to reverse the polarity 127 00:04:42,678 --> 00:04:44,054 and reboot the time stream. 128 00:04:44,138 --> 00:04:47,057 Good thing, too, 'cause, oof, 1920s Chicago? 129 00:04:47,141 --> 00:04:49,059 -Nobody's washing their hands. -(laughs) 130 00:04:47,141 --> 00:04:49,059 -Nobody's washing their hands. -(laughs) 131 00:04:49,143 --> 00:04:51,061 Oh, I love that story, bun-bun. 132 00:04:51,145 --> 00:04:53,814 -Mwah, mwah. -Wow, all that's so amazing. 133 00:04:53,897 --> 00:04:55,899 And now you date Brad. 134 00:04:53,897 --> 00:04:55,899 And now you date Brad. 135 00:04:55,983 --> 00:04:58,819 Ugh, I know. I swore I'd never do long-distance. 136 00:04:58,902 --> 00:05:01,780 But then I met this goofball on Vendu last month. 137 00:04:58,902 --> 00:05:01,780 But then I met this goofball on Vendu last month. 138 00:05:01,864 --> 00:05:05,617 He radiates a primal confidence. I'm sure you've felt it. 139 00:05:05,701 --> 00:05:07,578 No, I try not to feel anything around Brad. 140 00:05:05,701 --> 00:05:07,578 No, I try not to feel anything around Brad. 141 00:05:07,661 --> 00:05:09,413 -Barbasaurus Rex! -Jet? 142 00:05:09,496 --> 00:05:11,040 Get up here. We're gonna be working together. 143 00:05:11,123 --> 00:05:13,208 -Ah! Whoa. (laughs) -Uh... 144 00:05:11,123 --> 00:05:13,208 -Ah! Whoa. (laughs) -Uh... 145 00:05:13,292 --> 00:05:15,502 -Really? -Okay, you can maybe put her down now. 146 00:05:15,586 --> 00:05:17,212 -Like, anytime. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 147 00:05:17,296 --> 00:05:19,089 Did you hear some purple people are throwing a tantrum? 148 00:05:17,296 --> 00:05:19,089 Did you hear some purple people are throwing a tantrum? 149 00:05:19,173 --> 00:05:20,758 Implosion's been postponed. 150 00:05:20,841 --> 00:05:23,427 We got to recalibrate the whole goddamn containment field. 151 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:24,928 Oh, Boim-Boim. 152 00:05:23,510 --> 00:05:24,928 Oh, Boim-Boim. 153 00:05:25,012 --> 00:05:26,930 Looks like I can't do lunch on the Cerritos. 154 00:05:27,014 --> 00:05:28,891 Oh, no, it's fine. It's not like I programmed 155 00:05:28,974 --> 00:05:30,559 a ten-course meal or anything. 156 00:05:28,974 --> 00:05:30,559 a ten-course meal or anything. 157 00:05:30,642 --> 00:05:31,894 Hey. See you in Engineering. 158 00:05:31,977 --> 00:05:34,229 And I'll try not to bring it downtown. 159 00:05:34,313 --> 00:05:35,773 -(both laugh) -Shut up. 160 00:05:35,856 --> 00:05:37,608 -No, you shut up. -Shut up. -Huh? 161 00:05:35,856 --> 00:05:37,608 -No, you shut up. -Shut up. -Huh? 162 00:05:37,691 --> 00:05:39,151 Ow. Ow, no, you shut up. Stop. 163 00:05:39,234 --> 00:05:40,903 Wait, how do you know Jet? 164 00:05:40,986 --> 00:05:43,113 He's, like, the second coolest person on the Cerritos. 165 00:05:40,986 --> 00:05:43,113 He's, like, the second coolest person on the Cerritos. 166 00:05:43,197 --> 00:05:44,948 Ugh, we dated, like, a billion years ago. 167 00:05:45,032 --> 00:05:47,785 -What? -But he's nothing compared to my Bradward. 168 00:05:47,868 --> 00:05:50,954 (laughs): Oh! Your real name is Bradward? 169 00:05:47,868 --> 00:05:50,954 (laughs): Oh! Your real name is Bradward? 170 00:05:51,038 --> 00:05:52,956 Yeah, I'm a Bradward. There's Bradleys, there's Bradwards. 171 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:56,126 (inhales deeply) It feels so good to be near you. 172 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:56,126 (inhales deeply) It feels so good to be near you. 173 00:05:56,210 --> 00:05:59,004 -BOTH: Mwah! -(laughs) 174 00:05:59,088 --> 00:06:01,632 Well, I got to hand it to you. You were right. 175 00:05:59,088 --> 00:06:01,632 Well, I got to hand it to you. You were right. 176 00:06:01,715 --> 00:06:03,133 Barb is great. 177 00:06:03,217 --> 00:06:05,844 A little too great. 178 00:06:06,678 --> 00:06:08,764 Hey. Ron Docent. Welcome aboard 179 00:06:08,847 --> 00:06:09,807 the Vancouver. 180 00:06:09,890 --> 00:06:11,183 She's a beaut, isn't she? 181 00:06:11,266 --> 00:06:12,184 -Oh, yeah. -(panting) 182 00:06:11,266 --> 00:06:12,184 -Oh, yeah. -(panting) 183 00:06:12,267 --> 00:06:13,769 So, the captain, your captain, 184 00:06:13,852 --> 00:06:15,979 has ordered us to look for alternatives to implosion. 185 00:06:16,063 --> 00:06:17,689 I'm gonna have you two run diagnostics 186 00:06:17,773 --> 00:06:19,066 on the simulation mainframe. 187 00:06:17,773 --> 00:06:19,066 on the simulation mainframe. 188 00:06:19,149 --> 00:06:21,235 You both comfortable using T88s? 189 00:06:21,318 --> 00:06:22,194 Yes, sir. So comfortable. 190 00:06:22,277 --> 00:06:23,529 Super comfortable. 191 00:06:23,612 --> 00:06:25,072 -(chuckles) -Ha. I like that enthusiasm. 192 00:06:23,612 --> 00:06:25,072 -(chuckles) -Ha. I like that enthusiasm. 193 00:06:25,155 --> 00:06:26,698 Tell you what, whoever finishes first 194 00:06:26,782 --> 00:06:28,992 gets their very own T88. 195 00:06:29,076 --> 00:06:30,536 Wait. You mean, like, we get to keep them? 196 00:06:29,076 --> 00:06:30,536 Wait. You mean, like, we get to keep them? 197 00:06:30,619 --> 00:06:31,578 Or-or is this, like, a borrow thing? 198 00:06:31,662 --> 00:06:33,205 Like, we're gonna have to give them back, right? 199 00:06:33,288 --> 00:06:35,666 Nope. I mean keep, like "you keep it." 200 00:06:35,749 --> 00:06:36,792 -Ah! -Sorry, sir. 201 00:06:35,749 --> 00:06:36,792 -Ah! -Sorry, sir. 202 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:38,544 Just checking if this is a dream. 203 00:06:38,627 --> 00:06:40,003 I've got a bad feeling about Barb. 204 00:06:40,087 --> 00:06:42,172 I know. I can't believe she used to date Jet! 205 00:06:40,087 --> 00:06:42,172 I know. I can't believe she used to date Jet! 206 00:06:42,256 --> 00:06:44,758 That guy's like a Kirk sundae with Trip Tucker sprinkles. 207 00:06:44,842 --> 00:06:45,843 I'm not messing around. 208 00:06:45,926 --> 00:06:47,845 Barb is way, way, way out of your league. 209 00:06:47,928 --> 00:06:49,304 Not out of Jet's league. I... 210 00:06:47,928 --> 00:06:49,304 Not out of Jet's league. I... 211 00:06:49,388 --> 00:06:51,682 Uh, I-I got to get jacked. Here we go. 212 00:06:51,765 --> 00:06:53,809 Brad, when a Starfleet relationship 213 00:06:53,892 --> 00:06:55,227 -seems too good to be true, then... -(exhales, grunts) 214 00:06:53,892 --> 00:06:55,227 -seems too good to be true, then... -(exhales, grunts) 215 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:56,854 red alert, man-- it probably is. 216 00:06:56,937 --> 00:06:58,313 (panting) You think she's cheating on me?! 217 00:06:58,397 --> 00:07:01,024 No! I think she's a secret alien who's gonna eat you 218 00:06:58,397 --> 00:07:01,024 No! I think she's a secret alien who's gonna eat you 219 00:07:01,108 --> 00:07:03,318 or a Romulan spy or a salt succubus 220 00:07:03,402 --> 00:07:04,653 or an android or a changeling 221 00:07:04,736 --> 00:07:06,321 or one of those sexy people in rompers 222 00:07:04,736 --> 00:07:06,321 or one of those sexy people in rompers 223 00:07:06,405 --> 00:07:08,073 that murders you just for going on the grass! 224 00:07:08,157 --> 00:07:09,658 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, you're saying 225 00:07:09,741 --> 00:07:11,827 that because Barb is awesome and hot and dating me 226 00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:12,911 that she's an alien? 227 00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:12,911 that she's an alien? 228 00:07:12,995 --> 00:07:14,037 That is messed up, Mariner! 229 00:07:14,121 --> 00:07:15,205 That is not cool. 230 00:07:15,289 --> 00:07:16,331 This is real, Bradward. 231 00:07:16,415 --> 00:07:18,041 I have seen stuff, man. 232 00:07:16,415 --> 00:07:18,041 I have seen stuff, man. 233 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:21,712 Like back when I was serving on the Quito... 234 00:07:21,795 --> 00:07:23,630 (laughter) 235 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:25,174 You guys... 236 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:25,174 You guys... 237 00:07:25,257 --> 00:07:27,342 Ooh, you hear what happened on the Enterprise? 238 00:07:27,426 --> 00:07:29,219 Apparently, Data's got an evil twin brother 239 00:07:29,303 --> 00:07:30,846 who teamed up with the Borg. 240 00:07:29,303 --> 00:07:30,846 who teamed up with the Borg. 241 00:07:30,929 --> 00:07:32,055 -Crazy, right? -(chuckles) 242 00:07:32,139 --> 00:07:35,225 What? Man, it's like a new thing every week with those guys. 243 00:07:35,309 --> 00:07:37,561 Right. Like, leave some unknown for the rest of us. 244 00:07:35,309 --> 00:07:37,561 Right. Like, leave some unknown for the rest of us. 245 00:07:37,644 --> 00:07:39,688 (laughing) 246 00:07:39,771 --> 00:07:41,899 Aw, you guys are such a great couple. 247 00:07:41,982 --> 00:07:42,900 Oh, what can I say? 248 00:07:41,982 --> 00:07:42,900 Oh, what can I say? 249 00:07:42,983 --> 00:07:44,359 I found the perfect guy. 250 00:07:44,443 --> 00:07:46,069 Look, I'm not perfect, okay? 251 00:07:46,153 --> 00:07:48,030 But I do have the perfect friends. 252 00:07:46,153 --> 00:07:48,030 But I do have the perfect friends. 253 00:07:48,113 --> 00:07:50,240 Uh, no, Niko, you are the nicest, smartest, 254 00:07:50,324 --> 00:07:52,075 handsomest guy on this ship. 255 00:07:52,159 --> 00:07:52,910 I mean, it's either that 256 00:07:52,993 --> 00:07:54,912 or you're a Harvongian shape-changer. 257 00:07:52,993 --> 00:07:54,912 or you're a Harvongian shape-changer. 258 00:07:54,995 --> 00:07:56,079 -(laughing) -(hissing) 259 00:07:56,163 --> 00:07:58,999 I mean, you're too handsome. (laughs) 260 00:07:59,082 --> 00:08:00,626 -(snarling) -Niko? 261 00:07:59,082 --> 00:08:00,626 -(snarling) -Niko? 262 00:08:00,709 --> 00:08:03,212 -(shouts) -(groaning) 263 00:08:03,295 --> 00:08:04,254 (screeching) 264 00:08:04,338 --> 00:08:05,380 -(screams) -No! 265 00:08:05,464 --> 00:08:08,091 Shape-changer! 266 00:08:05,464 --> 00:08:08,091 Shape-changer! 267 00:08:08,175 --> 00:08:09,092 Angie! 268 00:08:09,176 --> 00:08:10,761 No...! 269 00:08:10,844 --> 00:08:13,096 I'm not gonna sit around and let a face get melted. 270 00:08:10,844 --> 00:08:13,096 I'm not gonna sit around and let a face get melted. 271 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,264 Not again. 272 00:08:14,348 --> 00:08:15,390 You're not leaving my sight, mister. 273 00:08:15,474 --> 00:08:16,934 Every minute Barb spends with Jet 274 00:08:17,017 --> 00:08:18,143 puts me closer to losing her. 275 00:08:17,017 --> 00:08:18,143 puts me closer to losing her. 276 00:08:18,227 --> 00:08:19,311 I got to do something. 277 00:08:19,394 --> 00:08:22,189 And so do I. 278 00:08:28,195 --> 00:08:29,905 (overlapping arguing) 279 00:08:29,988 --> 00:08:32,115 Okay, listen up! We will relocate 280 00:08:29,988 --> 00:08:32,115 Okay, listen up! We will relocate 281 00:08:32,199 --> 00:08:34,618 three tons of moon dust for people to worship. 282 00:08:34,701 --> 00:08:36,995 The farmers will have gravity systems installed for the tides. 283 00:08:34,701 --> 00:08:36,995 The farmers will have gravity systems installed for the tides. 284 00:08:37,079 --> 00:08:39,081 And you three, your ancestral homes 285 00:08:39,164 --> 00:08:41,124 will be relocated to the sixth moon, 286 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,794 which will now technically be the fifth anyway. 287 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,794 which will now technically be the fifth anyway. 288 00:08:43,877 --> 00:08:45,629 Does that work for everyone? 289 00:08:45,712 --> 00:08:47,798 -Yeah. -It works for me. -Okay. 290 00:08:47,881 --> 00:08:49,299 (indistinct chatter) 291 00:08:47,881 --> 00:08:49,299 (indistinct chatter) 292 00:08:49,383 --> 00:08:51,301 No, you don't understand. 293 00:08:51,385 --> 00:08:53,887 This moon blocks pollution from Mixtus III 294 00:08:53,971 --> 00:08:55,681 from reaching my people on Mixtus II. 295 00:08:53,971 --> 00:08:55,681 from reaching my people on Mixtus II. 296 00:08:55,764 --> 00:08:58,267 Without this moon, we'll perish. 297 00:08:58,350 --> 00:08:59,351 But if we don't destroy it, 298 00:08:59,434 --> 00:09:01,311 the folks on Mixtus III will perish. 299 00:08:59,434 --> 00:09:01,311 the folks on Mixtus III will perish. 300 00:09:01,395 --> 00:09:03,981 I know. It's an impossible problem. 301 00:09:04,064 --> 00:09:05,941 (sighs) Well, we're Starfleet. 302 00:09:06,024 --> 00:09:07,985 Figuring out impossible problems is what we do, 303 00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:11,029 so let's just keep calm and, uh, try 304 00:09:11,113 --> 00:09:13,323 -to think of a solution. -No! If you blow up that moon, 305 00:09:11,113 --> 00:09:13,323 -to think of a solution. -No! If you blow up that moon, 306 00:09:13,407 --> 00:09:15,325 you're murderers! You'll have blood on your hands! 307 00:09:15,409 --> 00:09:17,202 Shut up and let me think! 308 00:09:18,245 --> 00:09:19,997 All right, listen up, everybody. 309 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,332 Each of our orbital platforms will maintain 310 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:24,668 -a tractor spread to control lunar debris. -Ha! 311 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:24,668 -a tractor spread to control lunar debris. -Ha! 312 00:09:24,751 --> 00:09:27,004 "Da Brie"? What is this, a cheese party? 313 00:09:27,087 --> 00:09:29,756 (chuckles) Hey, babe, it's me. Whoop. 314 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,050 Okay, okay. Yep. 315 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,050 Okay, okay. Yep. 316 00:09:32,134 --> 00:09:34,344 -Okay. -Hey, don't worry, buddy. I got it. 317 00:09:34,428 --> 00:09:36,138 All right. 318 00:09:34,428 --> 00:09:36,138 All right. 319 00:09:36,221 --> 00:09:38,348 -Thank you, Jet. -No worries. 320 00:09:38,432 --> 00:09:40,434 Uh, Brad, um, what are you doing here? 321 00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:44,313 Oh, you know, just wanted to see my girlfriend do her thang. 322 00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:44,313 Oh, you know, just wanted to see my girlfriend do her thang. 323 00:09:44,396 --> 00:09:46,064 Yeah, we're together. 324 00:09:46,148 --> 00:09:48,150 Uh, anyway, getting back to the demo... 325 00:09:46,148 --> 00:09:48,150 Uh, anyway, getting back to the demo... 326 00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:49,192 -(tone blaring) -Aah! 327 00:09:49,276 --> 00:09:50,861 (grunts) Aah! 328 00:09:50,944 --> 00:09:52,362 Whoa, whoa, stop it! Stop it! 329 00:09:52,446 --> 00:09:53,864 Turn it off. What are you doing?! 330 00:09:53,947 --> 00:09:55,365 Whoopsies! Sorry. New tricorder. 331 00:09:53,947 --> 00:09:55,365 Whoopsies! Sorry. New tricorder. 332 00:09:55,449 --> 00:09:57,034 Okay, she's not an android, 'cause that tone 333 00:09:57,117 --> 00:09:58,869 would have disrupted her positronic brain. 334 00:09:58,952 --> 00:10:01,246 Whatever she is, she's organic. Okay, I have to get a sample. 335 00:09:58,952 --> 00:10:01,246 Whatever she is, she's organic. Okay, I have to get a sample. 336 00:10:01,330 --> 00:10:02,873 -Okay, we're gonna... You're gonna leave now. -I got to... 337 00:10:02,956 --> 00:10:04,875 Sorry, guys. Mariner was just leaving. 338 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:07,044 Actually, maybe you should go with her. 339 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:07,044 Actually, maybe you should go with her. 340 00:10:07,127 --> 00:10:08,045 We've just got a lot to cover. 341 00:10:08,128 --> 00:10:11,006 Oh. But I didn't get to see you do your thang. 342 00:10:11,089 --> 00:10:12,841 So sweet of you to come by. 343 00:10:11,089 --> 00:10:12,841 So sweet of you to come by. 344 00:10:12,924 --> 00:10:14,384 I'll meet you later in the mess, okay? 345 00:10:14,468 --> 00:10:15,886 Yeah, yeah, no, the mission comes first. 346 00:10:15,969 --> 00:10:17,721 -Totally. I'll just, you know... -(Barb and Jet laugh) 347 00:10:17,804 --> 00:10:19,389 -JET: What I'm talking about. -BARB: Oh. 348 00:10:17,804 --> 00:10:19,389 -JET: What I'm talking about. -BARB: Oh. 349 00:10:19,473 --> 00:10:22,225 (chuckles) I hope we never blow up that moon. 350 00:10:22,309 --> 00:10:24,227 These T88s are amazing. 351 00:10:22,309 --> 00:10:24,227 These T88s are amazing. 352 00:10:24,311 --> 00:10:25,437 Yeah, they're, like, crazy fast. 353 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,064 How many diagnostics have you run? 354 00:10:27,147 --> 00:10:29,232 15. Oh, when I come back with this baby, 355 00:10:29,316 --> 00:10:31,234 the guys in Engineering are gonna flip. 356 00:10:29,316 --> 00:10:31,234 the guys in Engineering are gonna flip. 357 00:10:31,318 --> 00:10:33,362 ♪ ♪ 358 00:10:34,529 --> 00:10:36,740 (scoffs) Yeah, right. It's gonna be me who takes this back. 359 00:10:34,529 --> 00:10:36,740 (scoffs) Yeah, right. It's gonna be me who takes this back. 360 00:10:36,823 --> 00:10:38,283 I'm gonna blow their minds in Medical. 361 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:40,285 ♪ ♪ 362 00:10:40,369 --> 00:10:41,370 RUTHERFORD: Nope. 363 00:10:41,453 --> 00:10:43,747 -16. -22. 364 00:10:41,453 --> 00:10:43,747 -16. -22. 365 00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:44,873 -(grunts) -(whirs) 366 00:10:44,956 --> 00:10:46,291 (groans) 17. 18. 367 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:47,751 -19. 20. 21. -N-N-No! 368 00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:48,919 -Hey, don't you use your implant. -22. 369 00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:48,919 -Hey, don't you use your implant. -22. 370 00:10:49,002 --> 00:10:49,836 -That's not fair! -Ooh, 23! 371 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,255 I got to figure this out. I got to... Wait! 372 00:10:52,339 --> 00:10:54,883 Okay, okay, okay. So, Barb's not a Dauphin, 373 00:10:52,339 --> 00:10:54,883 Okay, okay, okay. So, Barb's not a Dauphin, 374 00:10:54,966 --> 00:10:55,759 but I haven't ruled her out 375 00:10:55,842 --> 00:10:57,427 as a surgically altered Cardassian spy 376 00:10:57,511 --> 00:10:58,887 or a transporter clone or-- 377 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:00,389 bear with me, bear with me-- a Suliban. 378 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:00,389 bear with me, bear with me-- a Suliban. 379 00:11:00,472 --> 00:11:02,099 (chuckling): Right? Right? A Suliban? 380 00:11:02,182 --> 00:11:04,267 Mariner, stop it. Barb's not a Suliban. 381 00:11:04,351 --> 00:11:07,312 -But how do you know? -She's nothing but a great human lady. 382 00:11:04,351 --> 00:11:07,312 -But how do you know? -She's nothing but a great human lady. 383 00:11:07,396 --> 00:11:08,897 You need to stop spinning out 384 00:11:08,980 --> 00:11:10,273 and accept people for who they are. 385 00:11:10,357 --> 00:11:12,067 Now be quiet. I got to change everything about me 386 00:11:10,357 --> 00:11:12,067 Now be quiet. I got to change everything about me 387 00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:14,069 to trick her into thinking I'm something I'm not. 388 00:11:14,152 --> 00:11:15,821 Computer, analyze the coolest people 389 00:11:15,904 --> 00:11:17,948 in Earth history and replicate me an outfit, 390 00:11:18,031 --> 00:11:20,325 boys size small. 391 00:11:20,409 --> 00:11:22,452 ♪ ♪ 392 00:11:24,538 --> 00:11:26,456 (Tendi and Rutherford grunting) 393 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:29,292 Jet. Ugh, he thinks he's all that. 394 00:11:29,376 --> 00:11:32,295 Well, I can be twice as that. I can be even thatter. 395 00:11:29,376 --> 00:11:32,295 Well, I can be twice as that. I can be even thatter. 396 00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:34,005 (hums) 397 00:11:35,048 --> 00:11:37,968 Hey, Barb! Get up in here, girl. 398 00:11:35,048 --> 00:11:37,968 Hey, Barb! Get up in here, girl. 399 00:11:38,051 --> 00:11:40,095 -(grunts, groans) -Uh, uh... 400 00:11:40,178 --> 00:11:41,471 How's the view? 401 00:11:41,555 --> 00:11:43,140 -(grunts, panting) -That was weird. 402 00:11:41,555 --> 00:11:43,140 -(grunts, panting) -That was weird. 403 00:11:43,223 --> 00:11:44,975 Sup, shippies? Anyone want to partake 404 00:11:45,058 --> 00:11:46,977 in a little liquid luncherino? 405 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:48,186 What are you talking about? 406 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:48,186 What are you talking about? 407 00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:49,479 Sip it up. 408 00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:51,982 Replicator, beer, big, hot. 409 00:11:52,065 --> 00:11:54,359 -I mean, cold. Get... Make it cold. -BARB: Um, 410 00:11:52,065 --> 00:11:54,359 -I mean, cold. Get... Make it cold. -BARB: Um, 411 00:11:54,443 --> 00:11:56,486 we're still on duty. What's gotten into you? 412 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,905 This is the real Boimler, baby. Guess you didn't know 413 00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:00,991 you were dating a dude dog who loves-- Whoa! 414 00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:00,991 you were dating a dude dog who loves-- Whoa! 415 00:12:01,074 --> 00:12:02,325 -(all gasp) -Brad! 416 00:12:02,409 --> 00:12:03,994 Oh, oh! Oh, no. 417 00:12:04,077 --> 00:12:05,495 Oh. Mariner, no! 418 00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:08,832 Ow! What the (bleep)? Did you just pull my hair? 419 00:12:05,579 --> 00:12:08,832 Ow! What the (bleep)? Did you just pull my hair? 420 00:12:08,915 --> 00:12:11,168 Yeah! D... Yeah, did you just pull her hair? 421 00:12:11,251 --> 00:12:12,961 That is messed up, bro. Get out of here 422 00:12:11,251 --> 00:12:12,961 That is messed up, bro. Get out of here 423 00:12:13,044 --> 00:12:15,005 -before I do a citizen's court-martial. -JET: Come on, 424 00:12:15,088 --> 00:12:16,506 -Brad, let me give you a hand. -Don't touch me, 425 00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:17,841 -you big hunk hottie. -Okay, 426 00:12:17,924 --> 00:12:19,342 I don't know what's going on right now. 427 00:12:17,924 --> 00:12:19,342 I don't know what's going on right now. 428 00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:21,470 First, you come in looking sexy as hell, 429 00:12:21,553 --> 00:12:23,597 but then you ruin it by acting all weird. 430 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,016 -I have to go back to work. -I-I'll walk you there. 431 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:26,016 -I have to go back to work. -I-I'll walk you there. 432 00:12:26,099 --> 00:12:27,976 No! I can walk myself. 433 00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:30,187 Come on, Jet. Walk me. 434 00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:30,187 Come on, Jet. Walk me. 435 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:33,190 -(sighs) -Okay, good news. Maybe bad news. 436 00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:35,942 I am, like, 99.8% sure she's a reptoid. 437 00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:38,361 Gah, will you just drop it?! Barb is not anything. 438 00:12:38,445 --> 00:12:41,323 -I mean, other than a great lady. -She said you looked sexy. 439 00:12:41,406 --> 00:12:43,200 No, there's no way she's human. That's her tell. 440 00:12:41,406 --> 00:12:43,200 No, there's no way she's human. That's her tell. 441 00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:45,202 That is a huge tell. Look, if she's a reptoid, 442 00:12:45,285 --> 00:12:46,495 she's gonna need to find a male partner. 443 00:12:46,578 --> 00:12:47,579 Jab with her reptoid tail. 444 00:12:47,662 --> 00:12:49,331 Implant her reptoid spawn. Stay close. 445 00:12:47,662 --> 00:12:49,331 Implant her reptoid spawn. Stay close. 446 00:12:49,414 --> 00:12:51,124 You're safe with me. 447 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:54,085 Brad! No! Brad! 448 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:54,085 Brad! No! Brad! 449 00:12:54,169 --> 00:12:57,214 Sir, the platforms aren't rated for low altitudes. 450 00:12:57,297 --> 00:12:58,548 They'll have to be operated manually. 451 00:12:58,632 --> 00:13:00,342 Maybe the captain's making progress. 452 00:12:58,632 --> 00:13:00,342 Maybe the captain's making progress. 453 00:13:00,425 --> 00:13:03,053 You're all murderers! No, you madmen! You'll have blood 454 00:13:03,136 --> 00:13:05,597 -on your hands! -She's doing great. 455 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,933 BARB: There you go, Jet. That's it. 456 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:07,933 BARB: There you go, Jet. That's it. 457 00:13:08,016 --> 00:13:09,893 -Keep pushing it in. -(Jet grunts) 458 00:13:09,976 --> 00:13:11,228 -JET: Are you sure it'll fit? -Huh? 459 00:13:11,311 --> 00:13:13,230 -BARB: We'll make it fit. -Aha! 460 00:13:11,311 --> 00:13:13,230 -BARB: We'll make it fit. -Aha! 461 00:13:13,313 --> 00:13:15,106 -(all scream) -You're not... 462 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,566 Sex? I heard sex. 463 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,610 -What? -(groans) -(grunting) 464 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,610 -What? -(groans) -(grunting) 465 00:13:18,693 --> 00:13:19,986 (both grunt) 466 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:21,571 You have been a jerko all day, 467 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,532 and now you accuse me of cheating? 468 00:13:23,615 --> 00:13:25,242 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. 469 00:13:23,615 --> 00:13:25,242 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. 470 00:13:25,325 --> 00:13:27,077 I was freaking out because you're so smart 471 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,579 and pretty and funny, and I'm... I'm just me. 472 00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:31,122 You should be with a guy like Jet. 473 00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:31,122 You should be with a guy like Jet. 474 00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:32,582 That's what this has been about? 475 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,960 Bradward, nothing is happening with Jet. 476 00:13:35,043 --> 00:13:38,046 Oh, no, I ruined everything! No! No, no, no! 477 00:13:35,043 --> 00:13:38,046 Oh, no, I ruined everything! No! No, no, no! 478 00:13:38,129 --> 00:13:39,589 It's all dissolving. It's all dissolving. 479 00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:42,259 Look, I fell for you because you're you. 480 00:13:39,673 --> 00:13:42,259 Look, I fell for you because you're you. 481 00:13:42,342 --> 00:13:46,429 A sweet, nervous, dainty-hipped nugget. 482 00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:48,223 Let's try to start today over. 483 00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:48,223 Let's try to start today over. 484 00:13:48,306 --> 00:13:50,475 Watch out for the tail! (grunts) 485 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,352 -(all gasp) -Mariner! 486 00:13:52,435 --> 00:13:54,271 -What's your problem? -Where's-where's the tail? 487 00:13:52,435 --> 00:13:54,271 -What's your problem? -Where's-where's the tail? 488 00:13:54,354 --> 00:13:56,106 Reptoids implant with a barbed tail. They... 489 00:13:56,189 --> 00:13:57,440 (gasps) Her name is Barb! 490 00:13:57,524 --> 00:14:00,110 Mariner, what the hell? I told you. 491 00:13:57,524 --> 00:14:00,110 Mariner, what the hell? I told you. 492 00:14:00,193 --> 00:14:01,111 I just... I thought... 493 00:14:01,194 --> 00:14:02,612 -I thought there was a tail. -(combadge chirps) 494 00:14:02,696 --> 00:14:03,947 RANSOM: Lieutenant Brinson, 495 00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:05,115 report to Orbital Platform Gamma. 496 00:14:05,198 --> 00:14:06,157 We need manual activation. 497 00:14:05,198 --> 00:14:06,157 We need manual activation. 498 00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:07,284 Right away, Commander. 499 00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:09,160 -Hey, come with me? -Love to. 500 00:14:09,244 --> 00:14:10,954 Seems like a good way to start the day over. 501 00:14:11,037 --> 00:14:13,623 With my human girlfriend! 502 00:14:11,037 --> 00:14:13,623 With my human girlfriend! 503 00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:15,959 (sighs) How was I so wrong? 504 00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:18,420 -(groans) -(crunches) 505 00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:18,420 -(groans) -(crunches) 506 00:14:18,503 --> 00:14:20,297 Huh? Ugh. 507 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,965 Oh, what? 508 00:14:22,048 --> 00:14:23,967 Exoskeletal husk? 509 00:14:24,050 --> 00:14:25,635 I wasn't wrong! Barb's a parasite! 510 00:14:25,719 --> 00:14:28,430 Bradward! Bradward, wait! 511 00:14:28,513 --> 00:14:30,140 Bradward! (grunts) Get out of my way. 512 00:14:28,513 --> 00:14:30,140 Bradward! (grunts) Get out of my way. 513 00:14:30,223 --> 00:14:31,308 -Move! Move, Jennifer. -(screams) 514 00:14:31,391 --> 00:14:33,351 -Bradward! Bradward, wait! -(Tendi and Rutherford grunting) 515 00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:34,978 Bradward! 516 00:14:35,061 --> 00:14:37,981 -Where's Ron? I want my T88. -You wouldn't even know what 517 00:14:35,061 --> 00:14:37,981 -Where's Ron? I want my T88. -You wouldn't even know what 518 00:14:38,064 --> 00:14:40,150 to do with a T88. Besides, they're way better for medical. 519 00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:41,985 -What? That's not true. -You know what I could do with that? 520 00:14:42,068 --> 00:14:43,278 -You know what I could do with it? -I could solve problems. 521 00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:44,070 I could figure out when people are sick. 522 00:14:44,154 --> 00:14:44,863 Oh, yeah? I could solve problems. 523 00:14:44,946 --> 00:14:47,282 -I could... -This is great work. 524 00:14:47,365 --> 00:14:49,284 And you finished at the exact same time. 525 00:14:47,365 --> 00:14:49,284 And you finished at the exact same time. 526 00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:51,411 Looks like you're both joining the Vancouver. 527 00:14:51,494 --> 00:14:53,121 -Congratulations! -Wait. 528 00:14:53,204 --> 00:14:54,706 What do you mean, joining the Vancouver? 529 00:14:53,204 --> 00:14:54,706 What do you mean, joining the Vancouver? 530 00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:57,667 I told you, whoever finished first would get to keep the T88 531 00:14:57,751 --> 00:15:00,003 and use it here. On the Vancouver. 532 00:15:00,086 --> 00:15:02,380 We-we thought we'd get to take it back to the Cerritos. 533 00:15:02,464 --> 00:15:04,174 Hang tight. I'm gonna write up the transfer. 534 00:15:04,257 --> 00:15:06,676 Don't worry, the admiral used to be my grandma's neighbor. 535 00:15:04,257 --> 00:15:06,676 Don't worry, the admiral used to be my grandma's neighbor. 536 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,012 Quiet guy. He'll push it right through. 537 00:15:09,095 --> 00:15:11,056 (beeping) 538 00:15:11,139 --> 00:15:12,390 (panting) 539 00:15:11,139 --> 00:15:12,390 (panting) 540 00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:14,017 Computer, locate Boimler. 541 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,019 Oh, crap, crap, crap, crap. 542 00:15:16,102 --> 00:15:18,313 Requesting emergency transport to Platform Gamma. 543 00:15:16,102 --> 00:15:18,313 Requesting emergency transport to Platform Gamma. 544 00:15:18,396 --> 00:15:20,231 Authorization, uh, Mariner 8. 545 00:15:20,315 --> 00:15:22,192 MAN (over combadge): Request denied. Is that a made-up code? 546 00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:24,736 -Who is this? Clear this channel! -Aah! 547 00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:24,736 -Who is this? Clear this channel! -Aah! 548 00:15:26,404 --> 00:15:27,656 Bradward. 549 00:15:27,739 --> 00:15:30,450 Bradward! Bradward, wait! (grunts) 550 00:15:27,739 --> 00:15:30,450 Bradward! Bradward, wait! (grunts) 551 00:15:31,618 --> 00:15:33,328 (grunts, panting) Oh, no. 552 00:15:33,411 --> 00:15:35,455 Oh, no, I got to get to Bradward. (grunting) 553 00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:42,045 Oh, no. Oh, no, Bradward. 554 00:15:39,459 --> 00:15:42,045 Oh, no. Oh, no, Bradward. 555 00:15:42,128 --> 00:15:43,421 (panting) 556 00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:45,382 Captain's log. Long-range sensors 557 00:15:45,465 --> 00:15:47,384 have located a very sexy... (screams) 558 00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,219 -Mariner! Aah! Stop looking at me! -Oh, no! Definitely, no! 559 00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,219 -Mariner! Aah! Stop looking at me! -Oh, no! Definitely, no! 560 00:15:49,302 --> 00:15:50,804 -Stop looking at me! -No. No to this and also that. 561 00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:56,434 (screaming) 562 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:00,730 Get out of here! Barb'll be back any second. 563 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:00,730 Get out of here! Barb'll be back any second. 564 00:16:00,814 --> 00:16:02,482 This is me sex time, okay? 565 00:16:02,565 --> 00:16:05,068 Look at this! It's the husk of a neural parasite. 566 00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:07,237 -I don't care! I'm naked. -You're not listening! 567 00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:07,237 -I don't care! I'm naked. -You're not listening! 568 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,115 Barb is a parasite. She's a-a creature of some sort. 569 00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:13,118 -All right. Two for emergency... Hey, give it back! -(grunts) 570 00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:13,118 -All right. Two for emergency... Hey, give it back! -(grunts) 571 00:16:13,201 --> 00:16:16,079 You'd rather make a fake husk than admit that you were wrong? 572 00:16:16,162 --> 00:16:18,581 Terrible! Shame on you. 573 00:16:16,162 --> 00:16:18,581 Terrible! Shame on you. 574 00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:21,126 It has been a long time since I've taken a lover, 575 00:16:21,209 --> 00:16:23,086 let alone a lover like Barb. 576 00:16:23,169 --> 00:16:24,421 I am staying here, 577 00:16:23,169 --> 00:16:24,421 I am staying here, 578 00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:26,256 and I am making love to my lover. 579 00:16:26,339 --> 00:16:28,258 Oh, please stop saying "lover." 580 00:16:28,341 --> 00:16:29,759 COMPUTER: Warning. Platform approaching 581 00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:31,302 -critical altitude. -Whoa! 582 00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:31,302 -critical altitude. -Whoa! 583 00:16:31,386 --> 00:16:33,304 -(alarm blaring) -Boimler! 584 00:16:35,807 --> 00:16:37,058 -(gasps) -(gasps) 585 00:16:35,807 --> 00:16:37,058 -(gasps) -(gasps) 586 00:16:37,142 --> 00:16:38,059 BOTH: Stay away from him! 587 00:16:38,143 --> 00:16:39,686 (both grunt) 588 00:16:39,769 --> 00:16:42,063 The Vancouver is awesome. 589 00:16:39,769 --> 00:16:42,063 The Vancouver is awesome. 590 00:16:42,147 --> 00:16:45,066 The fluidic processors, the tritanium hull brackets, 591 00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:46,109 the door whoosh. 592 00:16:46,192 --> 00:16:47,277 BOTH: Whoosh. 593 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,571 Honestly, the Cerritos might be falling apart, 594 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:49,571 Honestly, the Cerritos might be falling apart, 595 00:16:49,654 --> 00:16:51,114 but that's kind of awesome, too. 596 00:16:51,197 --> 00:16:52,532 It's our job to keep it together. 597 00:16:52,615 --> 00:16:54,284 Yeah, and the way that she shakes and creaks 598 00:16:52,615 --> 00:16:54,284 Yeah, and the way that she shakes and creaks 599 00:16:54,367 --> 00:16:55,577 and moans at Warp 7? 600 00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:56,745 I bet the Vancouver doesn't do that. 601 00:16:56,828 --> 00:16:57,787 With those inertial dampers? 602 00:16:57,871 --> 00:16:59,289 (chuckles) You got to be kidding me. 603 00:16:59,372 --> 00:17:00,540 And you know what the Vancouver doesn't have? 604 00:16:59,372 --> 00:17:00,540 And you know what the Vancouver doesn't have? 605 00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:03,084 -All our friends. -We have to tell Ron we're staying here. 606 00:17:03,168 --> 00:17:04,210 What if, what if he gets mad at us? 607 00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:07,130 He's a professional. Professionals don't get pissed. 608 00:17:04,294 --> 00:17:07,130 He's a professional. Professionals don't get pissed. 609 00:17:07,213 --> 00:17:09,758 -What?! -I'm sorry, but we want to stay on the Cerritos. 610 00:17:09,841 --> 00:17:11,718 Tough! I already wrote up the transfer. 611 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:14,345 As soon as I click this button, it's going through. 612 00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:14,345 As soon as I click this button, it's going through. 613 00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:16,765 Wait a second, you can't just transfer us against our will! 614 00:17:16,848 --> 00:17:18,641 (sputters) Watch me. Do I need to remind you 615 00:17:16,848 --> 00:17:18,641 (sputters) Watch me. Do I need to remind you 616 00:17:18,725 --> 00:17:20,351 who my grandma's neighbor was? 617 00:17:20,435 --> 00:17:22,270 I guess I do-- it was the admiral! 618 00:17:22,353 --> 00:17:23,772 -And he's a psycho. -(grunts) 619 00:17:23,855 --> 00:17:25,774 -Hey, you can't do that! -(grunts) 620 00:17:23,855 --> 00:17:25,774 -Hey, you can't do that! -(grunts) 621 00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:27,776 Don't kick me PADD! That's an order! 622 00:17:27,859 --> 00:17:29,319 -Aah! -(grunts) 623 00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:30,361 Hey, got it! 624 00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:30,361 Hey, got it! 625 00:17:30,445 --> 00:17:32,447 -(shouts) -Get back here! 626 00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:33,615 Don't kill my people! 627 00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:35,158 You're the Federation! 628 00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:36,451 You're the good guys! 629 00:17:35,241 --> 00:17:36,451 You're the good guys! 630 00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:38,286 Remember the Prime Directive? 631 00:17:38,369 --> 00:17:40,121 What? That doesn't even apply here! 632 00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:42,123 Captain, we're running out of time. 633 00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:42,123 Captain, we're running out of time. 634 00:17:42,207 --> 00:17:43,333 The flooding has already started and the platforms 635 00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:45,210 weren't designed for this. 636 00:17:47,253 --> 00:17:48,463 (both grunting) 637 00:17:47,253 --> 00:17:48,463 (both grunting) 638 00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:50,840 I'm not letting you hurt Boimler! 639 00:17:50,924 --> 00:17:52,634 I'm protecting him! 640 00:17:52,717 --> 00:17:54,719 -From what? -Hyah! 641 00:17:52,717 --> 00:17:54,719 -From what? -Hyah! 642 00:17:54,803 --> 00:17:58,723 From you! You really think I'd buy you guys are best friends? 643 00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:00,308 He's mousey, sweet and soft 644 00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:00,308 He's mousey, sweet and soft 645 00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:02,185 and you're a badass space adventurer! 646 00:18:02,268 --> 00:18:04,312 -(grunts) -I knew there was something wrong 647 00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:05,480 from the moment I met you. 648 00:18:05,563 --> 00:18:07,774 -Yeah, no, something's wrong with you. -(grunts) 649 00:18:05,563 --> 00:18:07,774 -Yeah, no, something's wrong with you. -(grunts) 650 00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:11,152 First, I thought you were a rogue holodeck character. 651 00:18:11,236 --> 00:18:13,863 Then, because of the way you were lurking around all day, 652 00:18:11,236 --> 00:18:13,863 Then, because of the way you were lurking around all day, 653 00:18:13,947 --> 00:18:17,158 I thought you were a Breen infiltrator. (grunts) 654 00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:19,702 What? That wasn't lurking-- that was protecting! 655 00:18:17,242 --> 00:18:19,702 What? That wasn't lurking-- that was protecting! 656 00:18:19,786 --> 00:18:23,164 Finally I realized you're probably a parasite! 657 00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:24,332 (both grunt) 658 00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:24,332 (both grunt) 659 00:18:24,415 --> 00:18:25,333 Bitch, you're the parasite! 660 00:18:25,416 --> 00:18:29,337 Exactly what a parasite would say, parasite! 661 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,338 (both panting) 662 00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:30,338 (both panting) 663 00:18:30,421 --> 00:18:31,840 (gasps) 664 00:18:31,923 --> 00:18:33,591 -Give me back my PADD! -Let's go! 665 00:18:33,675 --> 00:18:35,301 (both grunt) 666 00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:38,263 Do not get on that turbolift! 667 00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:38,263 Do not get on that turbolift! 668 00:18:40,265 --> 00:18:41,599 Here's the plan-- I'll reroute the turbolift controls. 669 00:18:41,683 --> 00:18:43,393 You try to guess his passcode! 670 00:18:41,683 --> 00:18:43,393 You try to guess his passcode! 671 00:18:43,476 --> 00:18:44,561 RON: Give me back my PADD! 672 00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:47,897 The impact on our environment would affect both of us! 673 00:18:47,981 --> 00:18:49,899 We'd have to move our whole civilization! 674 00:18:47,981 --> 00:18:49,899 We'd have to move our whole civilization! 675 00:18:49,983 --> 00:18:51,568 I know! But how can...? 676 00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:53,695 Wait, "both"? What do you, what do you mean "both"? 677 00:18:53,778 --> 00:18:55,738 How many people are in your civilization? 678 00:18:53,778 --> 00:18:55,738 How many people are in your civilization? 679 00:18:55,822 --> 00:18:58,741 -Me and my wife. -There are two (bleep) people 680 00:18:58,825 --> 00:19:01,244 on your whole (bleep) planet?! 681 00:18:58,825 --> 00:19:01,244 on your whole (bleep) planet?! 682 00:19:01,327 --> 00:19:03,371 Well, yes, we're, uh, we're rich. 683 00:19:03,454 --> 00:19:04,873 Implode the moon. 684 00:19:04,956 --> 00:19:06,708 -Yes, Captain. -You maniacs! 685 00:19:04,956 --> 00:19:06,708 -Yes, Captain. -You maniacs! 686 00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:09,544 We just redid the floors! 687 00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:18,261 (huffs, spits) 688 00:19:15,967 --> 00:19:18,261 (huffs, spits) 689 00:19:18,344 --> 00:19:19,345 This isn't over. 690 00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:20,763 You don't know Boimler like I do. 691 00:19:20,847 --> 00:19:22,223 He will figure you out. 692 00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:23,600 I mean, sometimes it takes him a minute. 693 00:19:23,683 --> 00:19:25,560 Hell, on Sendu IV, it took him a week to realize 694 00:19:23,683 --> 00:19:25,560 Hell, on Sendu IV, it took him a week to realize 695 00:19:25,643 --> 00:19:28,313 he was peeing in their species' sinks and not their toilets, 696 00:19:28,396 --> 00:19:29,731 but you know what, he gets there eventually. 697 00:19:29,814 --> 00:19:30,940 Wait, that was him? 698 00:19:29,814 --> 00:19:30,940 Wait, that was him? 699 00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:32,734 He told me that happened to a friend. 700 00:19:32,817 --> 00:19:33,651 Yeah, he wishes. 701 00:19:33,735 --> 00:19:35,278 No, someone came in to wash their hands, 702 00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:37,238 and just caught him going right in the sink. 703 00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:37,238 and just caught him going right in the sink. 704 00:19:37,322 --> 00:19:38,406 (laughs) 705 00:19:38,489 --> 00:19:40,325 You know what? On our second date, 706 00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:43,661 he "shook hands" with a Lortian's egg sac. 707 00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:43,661 he "shook hands" with a Lortian's egg sac. 708 00:19:43,745 --> 00:19:46,289 (laughing): Oh, stop! 709 00:19:46,372 --> 00:19:47,624 It was so pissed. 710 00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:51,544 (both laughing) 711 00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:51,544 (both laughing) 712 00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:53,963 Okay, and then, and then Sqill looked at Boimler 713 00:19:54,047 --> 00:19:56,466 and said, "That's my dorsal." 714 00:19:56,549 --> 00:19:58,259 (both laughing) 715 00:19:58,343 --> 00:20:00,470 You guys have been through a lot together. 716 00:19:58,343 --> 00:20:00,470 You guys have been through a lot together. 717 00:20:00,553 --> 00:20:03,598 Yeah, I mean he is a dork, for sure. 718 00:20:03,681 --> 00:20:05,266 But he's my dork. 719 00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,976 Well, you're clearly not a parasite, 720 00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,976 Well, you're clearly not a parasite, 721 00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:09,646 or you wouldn't have let him (bleep) in front of the admiral. 722 00:20:09,729 --> 00:20:11,481 Uh, well, thanks, and, you know, 723 00:20:11,564 --> 00:20:13,858 you're not seeming so much like a parasite, either, by the way. 724 00:20:11,564 --> 00:20:13,858 you're not seeming so much like a parasite, either, by the way. 725 00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:16,653 Hey, if it's gonna make you feel better, just scan me. 726 00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:17,654 (scanner trilling) 727 00:20:17,737 --> 00:20:19,864 You are a human, yep. 728 00:20:17,737 --> 00:20:19,864 You are a human, yep. 729 00:20:19,948 --> 00:20:21,449 Man, I mean, you ever get those feelings 730 00:20:21,532 --> 00:20:22,659 like you are just sure about something? 731 00:20:22,742 --> 00:20:23,785 Like, I was sure you were a parasite. 732 00:20:23,868 --> 00:20:24,827 But you're actually a very nice, 733 00:20:23,868 --> 00:20:24,827 But you're actually a very nice, 734 00:20:24,911 --> 00:20:25,954 attractive human woman. 735 00:20:26,037 --> 00:20:28,915 (scanner blipping) 736 00:20:28,998 --> 00:20:30,291 Uh-oh. 737 00:20:28,998 --> 00:20:30,291 Uh-oh. 738 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:31,292 (whimpering) 739 00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:33,378 -Aah! -This isn't me! 740 00:20:33,461 --> 00:20:34,837 I don't want to stun you. 741 00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:36,839 -Then don't! -Come on, come on! 742 00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:36,839 -Then don't! -Come on, come on! 743 00:20:36,923 --> 00:20:38,466 Give me back my PADD! 744 00:20:38,549 --> 00:20:39,968 Look, just hand me the phaser-- ow! 745 00:20:40,051 --> 00:20:41,803 Oh, my God, you made me stun you! 746 00:20:41,886 --> 00:20:43,304 I can't feel my hand! 747 00:20:41,886 --> 00:20:43,304 I can't feel my hand! 748 00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:45,807 Oh, God, oh, God! What have I done? 749 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:47,892 -Ow! -I got the password-- it was "Riker." 750 00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:49,310 No, no, no, no, no! Don't read that! 751 00:20:47,976 --> 00:20:49,310 No, no, no, no, no! Don't read that! 752 00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:50,395 What the heck? 753 00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:53,022 You're transferring yourself to the Cerritos? 754 00:20:53,106 --> 00:20:54,816 I thought we could swap places. 755 00:20:53,106 --> 00:20:54,816 I thought we could swap places. 756 00:20:54,899 --> 00:20:56,734 You don't know what it's like here! 757 00:20:56,818 --> 00:20:58,736 It's so stressful! It's so epic! 758 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:00,530 It's all, "Tow this space station," 759 00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:00,530 It's all, "Tow this space station," 760 00:21:00,613 --> 00:21:01,781 and, "Calibrate the Dyson sphere!" 761 00:21:01,864 --> 00:21:04,867 "Go back in time and kill the guy that was worse than Hitler!" 762 00:21:04,951 --> 00:21:07,036 I just want to be back on a smaller ship, 763 00:21:04,951 --> 00:21:07,036 I just want to be back on a smaller ship, 764 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,663 doing simpler work. 765 00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:11,332 (crying): I don't want to be epic anymore! 766 00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:14,585 Geez, working on the Vancouver screws you up. 767 00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:14,585 Geez, working on the Vancouver screws you up. 768 00:21:14,669 --> 00:21:16,379 I'm sorry I phasered you. 769 00:21:16,462 --> 00:21:18,840 This is not Ron Emmanuel Docent, Jr. 770 00:21:16,462 --> 00:21:18,840 This is not Ron Emmanuel Docent, Jr. 771 00:21:18,923 --> 00:21:21,009 Can we just keep this between us? 772 00:21:21,092 --> 00:21:23,886 You'll delete the transfer order? 773 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,513 There. Done. 774 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,513 There. Done. 775 00:21:25,596 --> 00:21:28,349 And, um, throw in a T88 for each of us. 776 00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:30,351 Hey, now, that I can't do. 777 00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:30,351 Hey, now, that I can't do. 778 00:21:30,435 --> 00:21:32,353 Oh, that's cool. It wasn't like I was using my implant 779 00:21:32,437 --> 00:21:34,731 to record all this as evidence for your court-martial. 780 00:21:34,814 --> 00:21:36,691 (chuckles) I was. 781 00:21:34,814 --> 00:21:36,691 (chuckles) I was. 782 00:21:36,774 --> 00:21:39,694 Okay, a couple of T88s coming right up. 783 00:21:39,777 --> 00:21:41,779 (scanner blipping) 784 00:21:47,827 --> 00:21:49,078 Ooh! Ugh! 785 00:21:47,827 --> 00:21:49,078 Ooh! Ugh! 786 00:21:49,162 --> 00:21:50,913 It's squishy! Give me a hand! 787 00:21:50,997 --> 00:21:52,582 Oh, my God! 788 00:21:52,665 --> 00:21:55,543 Stop! Don't! Lover! Lover! 789 00:21:52,665 --> 00:21:55,543 Stop! Don't! Lover! Lover! 790 00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:58,004 Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! 791 00:21:58,087 --> 00:21:59,047 Oh, God. 792 00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:00,631 Aah! What the hell was that? 793 00:21:59,130 --> 00:22:00,631 Aah! What the hell was that? 794 00:22:00,715 --> 00:22:02,800 It was always me, Barb. 795 00:22:02,884 --> 00:22:04,427 I'm going to treat you to dinner. 796 00:22:04,510 --> 00:22:06,054 Let me out! Let me out! 797 00:22:04,510 --> 00:22:06,054 Let me out! Let me out! 798 00:22:06,137 --> 00:22:07,930 Hmm, apparently, this species reproduces 799 00:22:08,014 --> 00:22:10,558 by making their host chemically irresistible 800 00:22:10,641 --> 00:22:11,893 to potential mates. 801 00:22:11,976 --> 00:22:13,478 So Boimler must have picked it up... 802 00:22:11,976 --> 00:22:13,478 So Boimler must have picked it up... 803 00:22:13,561 --> 00:22:15,104 Right before he met me, exactly. 804 00:22:15,188 --> 00:22:17,065 Wait. Wait. 805 00:22:17,148 --> 00:22:19,567 So are you saying you only liked me because of the parasite? 806 00:22:17,148 --> 00:22:19,567 So are you saying you only liked me because of the parasite? 807 00:22:19,650 --> 00:22:21,402 Please. I'm a Starfleet officer. 808 00:22:21,486 --> 00:22:23,571 You think I'd be into a guy just because of his pheromones? 809 00:22:23,654 --> 00:22:25,990 Oh, thank God. I was worried you were gonna break up with me. 810 00:22:23,654 --> 00:22:25,990 Oh, thank God. I was worried you were gonna break up with me. 811 00:22:26,074 --> 00:22:28,451 Yeah, listen, Brad, you're sweet, 812 00:22:28,534 --> 00:22:31,579 but right now, I need to put all my energy into my job. 813 00:22:28,534 --> 00:22:31,579 but right now, I need to put all my energy into my job. 814 00:22:31,662 --> 00:22:33,456 Specifically, studying this fascinating parasite. 815 00:22:33,539 --> 00:22:34,957 Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! 816 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:36,417 -Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! -Mwah. 817 00:22:35,041 --> 00:22:36,417 -Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! -Mwah. 818 00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:37,460 -Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! -Aw. 819 00:22:37,543 --> 00:22:39,420 She did break up with me. 820 00:22:39,504 --> 00:22:40,797 Hey, you'll find someone who loves you 821 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,757 without a googa attached to your skull. 822 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,757 without a googa attached to your skull. 823 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,092 You're just saying that. 824 00:22:44,175 --> 00:22:45,968 No, I'm not. You're a catch, man. 825 00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:48,513 -You're real. -I am real. 826 00:22:46,052 --> 00:22:48,513 -You're real. -I am real. 827 00:22:48,596 --> 00:22:51,099 Hey, Mare, see you next month at the M'tari tournament? 828 00:22:51,182 --> 00:22:55,770 Oh, you know it, and I'll try not to bring it downtown. 829 00:22:51,182 --> 00:22:55,770 Oh, you know it, and I'll try not to bring it downtown. 830 00:22:55,853 --> 00:22:58,147 -(laughing) -Oh, shut up. 831 00:22:58,231 --> 00:22:59,941 Wait. You guys made plans? 832 00:23:00,024 --> 00:23:01,442 We bonded while you were knocked out. 833 00:23:01,526 --> 00:23:03,653 -Over what? -Nothing. Just girl stuff. 834 00:23:03,736 --> 00:23:05,822 So you shook a Lortian's egg sack? 835 00:23:05,905 --> 00:23:08,199 Wait, how did...? Oh. Oh, no! Oh, no! 836 00:23:05,905 --> 00:23:08,199 Wait, how did...? Oh. Oh, no! Oh, no! 837 00:23:10,076 --> 00:23:11,619 Aah. 838 00:23:11,702 --> 00:23:13,121 The Cerritos might be falling apart, 839 00:23:11,702 --> 00:23:13,121 The Cerritos might be falling apart, 840 00:23:13,204 --> 00:23:14,831 but it's nice to be back home. 841 00:23:14,914 --> 00:23:18,000 Yeah, I missed that smoky smell. (chuckles) 842 00:23:18,084 --> 00:23:20,461 So, uh, hey, um, before we left the Vancouver, 843 00:23:20,545 --> 00:23:23,673 I got you something. 844 00:23:23,756 --> 00:23:24,841 (chuckles) You shouldn't have! 845 00:23:23,756 --> 00:23:24,841 (chuckles) You shouldn't have! 846 00:23:24,924 --> 00:23:26,634 Well, I figured the Cerritos could use them 847 00:23:26,717 --> 00:23:27,969 -a lot more than... -No, no, no. 848 00:23:28,052 --> 00:23:30,471 I mean, look, I stole a bunch, too. 849 00:23:28,052 --> 00:23:30,471 I mean, look, I stole a bunch, too. 850 00:23:30,555 --> 00:23:31,931 -(laughs) -Yup, this... 851 00:23:32,014 --> 00:23:33,683 this is why we're friends. 852 00:23:33,766 --> 00:23:37,019 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 853 00:23:33,766 --> 00:23:37,019 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 854 00:25:03,898 --> 00:25:05,316 (man imitates weapons firing) 855 00:25:07,318 --> 00:25:08,319 Chirp. 64321

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