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Ensign Boimler, personal log,
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stardate 57601.3.
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The Cerritos is in orbit
around Mixtus III to assist
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in a controlled demolition
of an unstable moon.
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We're providing support
to the Vancouver,
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a Parliament-class ship which focuses
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on complex, large-scale
engineering projects.
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Welcome, Captain. Take it in.
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One day you could be in command
of a vessel like the Vancouver.
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Thank you, Captain. This is
truly a humbling experience.
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You're welcome.
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Unfortunately, we might have
to cancel the demolition.
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- What? Why?
- Is the moon too dense?
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No, it's more of a diplomatic issue.
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Diplomatic? Isn't the moon going
to plummet into the planet
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- and ignite the atmosphere?
- And, you know, kill everyone?
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I've told them that many times,
but they simply don't care.
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- You don't know what you're talking...
- Of all the moons we pray to,
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that's one of the most important!
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It controls the tides
for our summer crop.
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My family has lived on
that moon for generations.
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Moons can't plummet. That's
something the government
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made up to control us.
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Ooh, boy.
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So the moon's decaying orbit
could cause catastrophic
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blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah... okay, okay.
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The real news is I get to
have lunch with the coolest,
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smartest officer in
Starfleet, Barbara Brinson,
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who also happens to be my girlfriend.
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That's right. Ugh!
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We met a month ago and
it's just been magical.
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Ooh, boy, here we go.
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Log number one million
about Girlfriend Barb.
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You know, I am sorry,
but I'm starting to think
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that Barb might not actually exist.
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Oh, she's real.
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She's as real as a hopped-up
Q on Captain Picard Day.
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Let me guess, when we meet her,
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it'll weirdly have to
be on the holodeck.
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Hey. I don't do that anymore.
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- Okay?
- Sure you don't, man.
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But just so you know, I
am still gonna try waving
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- my hand through her.
- Please don't.
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- I'm gonna.
- You're gonna hit skin.
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Well, if I do, it's the
cost of doing business.
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Ooh. You smell that, Tendi?
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Each ship on the fleet
has its own scent.
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I think the Cerritos smells like
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toasting marshmallows on a cool night.
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Is that a plasma fire?
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Huh? Oh... uh, uh...
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The D53 probably sparked again.
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They're so buggy.
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Yeah, the whole ship's
kind of falling apart.
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Yep, this old girl's seen
a lot of light-years.
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You know, Kula told me the Vancouver
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has fluidic processors
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that self-replicate their own silicas.
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Nuh-uh!
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And he said they had
tritanium hull brackets.
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- And get this: T88s.
- That can't be right.
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- T88s aren't even out yet.
- I know.
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It's a starship, not heaven.
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I can't believe it.
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This is the greatest
ship I've ever seen.
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Are you kidding me? This is amazing.
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Uh, guys? It's basically, like,
the same ship as the Cerritos.
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Yeah, right.
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Ooh, let's go look at
their thermal mesh.
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I bet it's a double lattice!
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Double lattice!
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Where's Barb? She said
she'd meet me here.
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Oh, this is too sad. Hey, look.
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I can set you up with somebody
great on the Cerritos.
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There's that Phylosian in Tactical.
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She seems like a nice plant person.
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Brad!
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Uh, wha... Uh, c-computer, end program.
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I missed you so much.
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Ugh.
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Mmm.
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- We kissed, did you see?
- Hi. Sorry.
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It's been a long month. I'm
Lieutenant Barbara Brinson.
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Um, yeah... I'm, uh,
I'm Beckett Mariner,
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- and this is Boimler.
- Yeah, I know.
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Oh! I can't wait to show you everything.
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Come on.
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She's a lieutenant?
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You know, whatever, it was no big deal.
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I managed to reverse the polarity
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and reboot the time stream.
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Good thing, too, 'cause,
oof, 1920s Chicago?
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Nobody's washing their hands.
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Oh, I love that story, bun-bun.
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- Mwah, mwah.
- Wow, all that's so amazing.
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And now you date Brad.
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Ugh, I know. I swore I'd
never do long-distance.
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But then I met this goofball
on Vendu last month.
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He radiates a primal confidence.
I'm sure you've felt it.
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No, I try not to feel
anything around Brad.
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- Barbasaurus Rex!
- Jet?
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Get up here. We're gonna
be working together.
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- Ah! Whoa.
- Uh...
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- Really?
- Okay, you can maybe put her down now.
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- Like, anytime.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Did you hear some purple
people are throwing a tantrum?
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Implosion's been postponed.
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We got to recalibrate the whole
goddamn containment field.
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Oh, Boim-Boim.
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Looks like I can't do
lunch on the Cerritos.
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Oh, no, it's fine. It's
not like I programmed
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a ten-course meal or anything.
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Hey. See you in Engineering.
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And I'll try not to bring it downtown.
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Shut up.
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- No, you shut up.
- Shut up.
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Ow. Ow, no, you shut up. Stop.
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Wait, how do you know Jet?
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He's, like, the second coolest
person on the Cerritos.
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Ugh, we dated, like,
a billion years ago.
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What?
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But he's nothing
compared to my Bradward.
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Oh! Your real name is Bradward?
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Yeah, I'm a Bradward. There's
Bradleys, there's Bradwards.
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It feels so good to be near you.
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Mwah!
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Well, I got to hand it
to you. You were right.
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Barb is great.
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A little too great.
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Hey. Ron Docent. Welcome aboard
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the Vancouver.
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She's a beaut, isn't she?
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Oh, yeah.
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So, the captain, your captain,
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has ordered us to look for
alternatives to implosion.
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I'm gonna have you two run diagnostics
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on the simulation mainframe.
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You both comfortable using T88s?
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Yes, sir. So comfortable.
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Super comfortable.
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Ha. I like that enthusiasm.
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Tell you what, whoever finishes first
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gets their very own T88.
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Wait. You mean, like,
we get to keep them?
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Or-or is this, like, a borrow thing?
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Like, we're gonna have
to give them back, right?
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Nope. I mean keep, like "you keep it".
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- Ah!
- Sorry, sir.
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Just checking if this is a dream.
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I've got a bad feeling about Barb.
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I know. I can't believe
she used to date Jet!
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That guy's like a Kirk sundae
with Trip Tucker sprinkles.
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I'm not messing around.
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Barb is way, way, way
out of your league.
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Not out of Jet's league. I...
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Uh, I-I got to get jacked. Here we go.
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Brad, when a Starfleet relationship
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seems too good to be true, then...
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red alert, man... it probably is.
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You think she's cheating on me?!
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No! I think she's a secret
alien who's gonna eat you
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or a Romulan spy or a salt succubus
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or an android or a changeling
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or one of those sexy people in rompers
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that murders you just
for going on the grass!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
I'm sorry, you're saying
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that because Barb is awesome
and hot and dating me
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that she's an alien?
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That is messed up, Mariner!
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That is not cool.
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This is real, Bradward.
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I have seen stuff, man.
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Like back when I was
serving on the Quito...
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You guys...
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Ooh, you hear what
happened on the Enterprise?
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Apparently, Data's got
an evil twin brother
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who teamed up with the Borg.
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Crazy, right?
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What? Man, it's like a new thing
every week with those guys.
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Right. Like, leave some
unknown for the rest of us.
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Aw, you guys are such a great couple.
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Oh, what can I say?
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I found the perfect guy.
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Look, I'm not perfect, okay?
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But I do have the perfect friends.
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Uh, no, Niko, you are
the nicest, smartest,
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handsomest guy on this ship.
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I mean, it's either that
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or you're a Harvongian shape-changer.
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I mean, you're too handsome.
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Niko?
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No!
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Shape-changer!
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Angie!
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No...!
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I'm not gonna sit around and let
a face get melted. Not again.
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You're not leaving my sight, mister.
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Every minute Barb spends with Jet
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puts me closer to losing her.
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I got to do something.
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And so do I.
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Okay, listen up! We will relocate
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three tons of moon dust
for people to worship.
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The farmers will have gravity
systems installed for the tides.
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And you three, your ancestral homes
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will be relocated to the sixth moon,
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which will now technically
be the fifth anyway.
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Does that work for everyone?
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- Yeah.
- It works for me.
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No, you don't understand.
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This moon blocks
pollution from Mixtus III
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from reaching my people on Mixtus II.
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Without this moon, we'll perish.
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But if we don't destroy it,
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the folks on Mixtus III will perish.
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I know. It's an impossible problem.
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Well, we're Starfleet.
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Figuring out impossible
problems is what we do,
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so let's just keep calm and, uh, try
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- to think of a solution.
- No! If you blow up that moon,
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you're murderers! You'll
have blood on your hands!
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Shut up and let me think!
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All right, listen up, everybody.
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Each of our orbital
platforms will maintain
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a tractor spread to
control lunar debris.
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Ha! "Da Brie"? What is
this, a cheese party?
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Hey, babe, it's me. Whoop.
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Okay, okay. Yep.
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- Okay.
- Hey, don't worry, buddy. I got it.
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All right.
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- Thank you, Jet.
- No worries.
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Uh, Brad, um, what are you doing here?
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Oh, you know, just wanted to
see my girlfriend do her thang.
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Yeah, we're together.
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Uh, anyway, getting back to the demo...
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Whoa, whoa, stop it! Stop it!
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Turn it off. What are you doing?!
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Whoopsies! Sorry. New tricorder.
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Okay, she's not an
android, 'cause that tone
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would have disrupted
her positronic brain.
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Whatever she is, she's organic.
Okay, I have to get a sample.
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- Okay, we're gonna...
- I got to...
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You're gonna leave now.
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Sorry, guys. Mariner was just leaving.
251
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,823
Actually, maybe you should go with her.
252
00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,124
We've just got a lot to cover.
253
00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:10,985
Oh. But I didn't get to
see you do your thang.
254
00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,720
So sweet of you to come by.
255
00:10:12,803 --> 00:10:14,323
I'll meet you later in the mess, okay?
256
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,947
Yeah, yeah, no, the mission comes first.
257
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,148
Totally. I'll just, you know...
258
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,791
- What I'm talking about.
- Oh.
259
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,204
I hope we never blow up that moon.
260
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,206
These T88s are amazing.
261
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,570
Yeah, they're, like, crazy fast.
262
00:10:25,571 --> 00:10:27,043
How many diagnostics have you run?
263
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,211
15. Oh, when I come back with this baby,
264
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,213
the guys in Engineering are gonna flip.
265
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,341
♪ ♪
266
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,828
Yeah, right. It's gonna be
me who takes this back.
267
00:10:36,911 --> 00:10:38,431
I'm gonna blow their minds in Medical.
268
00:10:38,455 --> 00:10:40,264
♪ ♪
269
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,349
Nope.
270
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,726
- 16.
- 22.
271
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,270
17, 18...
272
00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:47,730
- 19, 20, 21...
- N-N-No!
273
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:48,980
- Hey, don't you use your implant.
- 22...
274
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,115
- That's not fair!
- Ooh, 23!
275
00:10:50,199 --> 00:10:52,234
I got to figure this
out. I got to... Wait!
276
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,562
Okay, okay, okay. So,
Barb's not a Dauphin,
277
00:10:54,645 --> 00:10:55,738
but I haven't ruled her out
278
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,406
as a surgically altered Cardassian spy
279
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,866
or a transporter clone or...
280
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,549
bear with me, bear with me... a Suliban.
281
00:11:00,550 --> 00:11:02,158
Right? Right? A Suliban?
282
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,246
Mariner, stop it. Barb's not a Suliban.
283
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,291
- But how do you know?
- She's nothing but a great human lady.
284
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,676
You need to stop spinning out
285
00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,135
and accept people for who they are.
286
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,128
Now be quiet. I got to
change everything about me
287
00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,049
to trick her into thinking
I'm something I'm not.
288
00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,800
Computer, analyze the coolest people
289
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,927
in Earth history and
replicate me an outfit,
290
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,304
boys size small.
291
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,431
♪ ♪
292
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,271
Jet. Ugh, he thinks he's all that.
293
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,274
Well, I can be twice as
that. I can be even thatter.
294
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,947
Hey, Barb! Get up in here, girl.
295
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,074
Uh, uh...
296
00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:41,450
How's the view?
297
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,119
That was weird.
298
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,954
Sup, shippies? Anyone want to partake
299
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,956
in a little liquid luncherino?
300
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,165
What are you talking about?
301
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,458
Sip it up.
302
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,961
Replicator, beer, big, hot.
303
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,338
- I mean, cold. Get... Make it cold.
- Um,
304
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,465
we're still on duty.
What's gotten into you?
305
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,884
This is the real Boimler,
baby. Guess you didn't know
306
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,970
you were dating a dude
dog who loves... Whoa!
307
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,304
Brad!
308
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,973
Oh, oh! Oh, no.
309
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,474
Oh. Mariner, no!
310
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,811
Ow! What the [BLEEP]?
Did you just pull my hair?
311
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,047
Yeah! D... Yeah, did
you just pull her hair?
312
00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,740
That is messed up, bro. Get out of here
313
00:12:12,823 --> 00:12:15,066
- before I do a citizen's court-martial.
- Come on,
314
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,568
- Brad, let me give you a hand.
- Don't touch me,
315
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,820
- you big hunk hottie.
- Okay,
316
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,423
I don't know what's going on right now.
317
00:12:19,424 --> 00:12:21,449
First, you come in looking sexy as hell,
318
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,576
but then you ruin it
by acting all weird.
319
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,995
- I have to go back to work.
- I-I'll walk you there.
320
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,955
No! I can walk myself.
321
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:30,166
Come on, Jet. Walk me.
322
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,169
Okay, good news. Maybe bad news.
323
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,921
I am, like, 99.8% sure she's a reptoid.
324
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,340
Gah, will you just drop
it?! Barb is not anything.
325
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:41,302
- I mean, other than a great lady.
- She said you looked sexy.
326
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,265
No, there's no way she's
human. That's her tell.
327
00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:45,081
That is a huge tell.
Look, if she's a reptoid,
328
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,556
she's gonna need to find a male partner.
329
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:47,597
Jab with her reptoid tail.
330
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:49,310
Implant her reptoid spawn. Stay close.
331
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,103
You're safe with me.
332
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,064
Brad! No! Brad!
333
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:57,193
Sir, the platforms aren't
rated for low altitudes.
334
00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:58,716
They'll have to be operated manually.
335
00:12:58,717 --> 00:13:00,321
Maybe the captain's making progress.
336
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:03,032
You're all murderers! No, you
madmen! You'll have blood
337
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,576
- on your hands!
- She's doing great.
338
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,912
There you go, Jet. That's it.
339
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,872
Keep pushing it in.
340
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,395
- Are you sure it'll fit?
- Huh?
341
00:13:11,396 --> 00:13:13,289
- We'll make it fit.
- Aha!
342
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,085
You're not...
343
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,545
Sex? I heard sex.
344
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,740
What?
345
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,550
You have been a jerko all day,
346
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,511
and now you accuse me of cheating?
347
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,221
I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.
348
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,056
I was freaking out
because you're so smart
349
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,558
and pretty and funny,
and I'm... I'm just me.
350
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,101
You should be with a guy like Jet.
351
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,561
That's what this has been about?
352
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,939
Bradward, nothing is happening with Jet.
353
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:38,025
Oh, no, I ruined
everything! No! No, no, no!
354
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:39,708
It's all dissolving.
It's all dissolving.
355
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:42,238
Look, I fell for you because you're you.
356
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:46,408
A sweet, nervous, dainty-hipped nugget.
357
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,202
Let's try to start today over.
358
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,454
Watch out for the tail!
359
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,331
Mariner!
360
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,374
- What's your problem?
- Where's-where's the tail?
361
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,127
Reptoids implant with
a barbed tail. They...
362
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:57,419
Her name is Barb!
363
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,989
Mariner, what the hell? I told you.
364
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,090
I just... I thought...
365
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,674
I thought there was a tail.
366
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,826
Lieutenant Brinson,
367
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,229
report to Orbital Platform Gamma.
368
00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:06,270
We need manual activation.
369
00:14:06,273 --> 00:14:07,273
Right away, Commander.
370
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,139
- Hey, come with me?
- Love to.
371
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,943
Seems like a good way
to start the day over.
372
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,602
With my human girlfriend!
373
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,938
How was I so wrong?
374
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,276
Huh? Ugh.
375
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,944
Oh, what?
376
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,946
Exoskeletal husk?
377
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,614
I wasn't wrong! Barb's a parasite!
378
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,409
Bradward! Bradward, wait!
379
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,119
Bradward! Get out of my way.
380
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,562
Move! Move, Jennifer.
381
00:14:31,565 --> 00:14:33,965
Bradward! Bradward, wait!
382
00:14:33,966 --> 00:14:35,037
Bradward!
383
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,960
- Where's Ron? I want my T88.
- You wouldn't even know what
384
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,211
to do with a T88. Besides,
they're way better for Medical.
385
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,846
- What? That's not true.
- You know what I could do with that?
386
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,139
- You know what I could do with it?
- I could solve problems.
387
00:14:43,140 --> 00:14:44,232
I could figure out when people are sick.
388
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:45,553
Oh, yeah? I could solve problems.
389
00:14:45,554 --> 00:14:47,261
- I could...
- This is great work.
390
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,263
And you finished at the exact same time.
391
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,390
Looks like you're both
joining the Vancouver.
392
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:53,100
- Congratulations!
- Wait.
393
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,767
What do you mean, joining the Vancouver?
394
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:57,646
I told you, whoever finished
first would get to keep the T88
395
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,982
and use it here. On the Vancouver.
396
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,359
We-we thought we'd get to
take it back to the Cerritos.
397
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,163
Hang tight. I'm gonna
write up the transfer.
398
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,655
Don't worry, the admiral used
to be my grandma's neighbor.
399
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,991
Quiet guy. He'll push it right through.
400
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,996
Computer, locate Boimler.
401
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,998
Oh, crap, crap, crap, crap.
402
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,292
Requesting emergency
transport to Platform Gamma.
403
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,210
Authorization, uh, Mariner 8.
404
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,614
Request denied. Is that a made-up code?
405
00:15:22,615 --> 00:15:25,076
- Who is this? Clear this channel!
- Aah!
406
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:27,635
Bradward.
407
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,429
Bradward! Bradward, wait!
408
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,307
Oh, no.
409
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:35,434
Oh, no, I got to get to Bradward.
410
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,024
Oh, no. Oh, no, Bradward.
411
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,361
Captain's log. Long-range sensors
412
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,363
have located a very sexy...
413
00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:49,807
- Mariner! Aah! Stop looking at me!
- Oh, no! Definitely, no!
414
00:15:49,808 --> 00:15:51,888
- Stop looking at me!
- No. No to this and also that.
415
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,969
Get out of here! Barb'll
be back any second.
416
00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:02,461
This is me sex time, okay?
417
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,047
Look at this! It's the
husk of a neural parasite.
418
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,216
- I don't care! I'm naked.
- You're not listening!
419
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,094
Barb is a parasite. She's
a-a creature of some sort.
420
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:11,661
All right. Two for emergency...
421
00:16:11,662 --> 00:16:13,097
Hey, give it back!
422
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:16,058
You'd rather make a fake husk
than admit that you were wrong?
423
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,560
Terrible! Shame on you.
424
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,105
It has been a long time
since I've taken a lover,
425
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,065
let alone a lover like Barb.
426
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,400
I am staying here,
427
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,235
and I am making love to my lover.
428
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,237
Oh, please stop saying "lover".
429
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,840
Warning. Platform approaching
430
00:16:29,841 --> 00:16:31,281
- critical altitude.
- Whoa!
431
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,283
Boimler!
432
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,138
Stay away from him!
433
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,042
The Vancouver is awesome.
434
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:45,045
The fluidic processors, the
tritanium hull brackets,
435
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,129
the door whoosh.
436
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,256
Whoosh.
437
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,550
Honestly, the Cerritos
might be falling apart,
438
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,093
but that's kind of awesome, too.
439
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,511
It's our job to keep it together.
440
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,314
Yeah, and the way that
she shakes and creaks
441
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,556
and moans at Warp 7?
442
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,806
I bet the Vancouver doesn't do that.
443
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:57,927
With those inertial dampers?
444
00:16:57,928 --> 00:16:59,368
You got to be kidding me.
445
00:16:59,373 --> 00:17:00,623
And you know what the
Vancouver doesn't have?
446
00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:01,685
All our friends.
447
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:03,247
We have to tell Ron we're staying here.
448
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:04,691
What if, what if he gets mad at us?
449
00:17:04,692 --> 00:17:07,109
He's a professional.
Professionals don't get pissed.
450
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,385
- What?!
- I'm sorry,
451
00:17:08,386 --> 00:17:09,837
but we want to stay on the Cerritos.
452
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,697
Tough! I already wrote up the transfer.
453
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,324
As soon as I click this
button, it's going through.
454
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,744
Wait a second, you can't just
transfer us against our will!
455
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,620
Watch me. Do I need to remind you
456
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,330
who my grandma's neighbor was?
457
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,249
I guess I do... it was the admiral!
458
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,751
And he's a psycho.
459
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,753
Hey, you can't do that!
460
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,755
Don't kick me PADD! That's an order!
461
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,298
Aah!
462
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,381
Hey, got it!
463
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,426
Get back here!
464
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:33,594
Don't kill my people!
465
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,137
You're the Federation!
466
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,430
You're the good guys!
467
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,265
Remember the Prime Directive?
468
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,100
What? That doesn't even apply here!
469
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,102
Captain, we're running out of time.
470
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,146
The flooding has already
started and the platforms
471
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,941
weren't designed for this.
472
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,819
I'm not letting you hurt Boimler!
473
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,613
I'm protecting him!
474
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,698
- From what?
- Hyah!
475
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:58,702
From you! You really think I'd
buy you guys are best friends?
476
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,287
He's mousey, sweet and soft
477
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,164
and you're a badass space adventurer!
478
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:04,291
I knew there was something wrong
479
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,459
from the moment I met you.
480
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,753
Yeah, no, something's wrong with you.
481
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:11,131
First, I thought you were a
rogue holodeck character.
482
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,842
Then, because of the way you
were lurking around all day,
483
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,137
I thought you were a Breen infiltrator.
484
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,681
What? That wasn't lurking...
that was protecting!
485
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,143
Finally I realized you're
probably a parasite!
486
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,512
Bitch, you're the parasite!
487
00:18:25,595 --> 00:18:29,216
Exactly what a parasite
would say, parasite!
488
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,570
- Give me back my PADD!
- Let's go!
489
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,242
Do not get on that turbolift!
490
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:42,161
Here's the plan... I'll reroute
the turbolift controls.
491
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:43,372
You try to guess his passcode!
492
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,540
Give me back my PADD!
493
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,876
The impact on our environment
would affect both of us!
494
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,878
We'd have to move
our whole civilization!
495
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,547
I know! But how can...?
496
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,674
Wait, "both"? What do you,
what do you mean "both"?
497
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,717
How many people are
in your civilization?
498
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,720
- Me and my wife.
- There are two [BLEEP] people
499
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,223
on your whole [BLEEP] planet?!
500
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,350
Well, yes, we're, uh, we're rich.
501
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,852
Implode the moon.
502
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,687
- Yes, Captain.
- You maniacs!
503
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,523
We just redid the floors!
504
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,324
This isn't over.
505
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,742
You don't know Boimler like I do.
506
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:21,902
He will figure you out.
507
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,661
I mean, sometimes it takes him a minute.
508
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,542
Hell, on Sendu IV, it took
him a week to realize
509
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:28,292
he was peeing in their species'
sinks and not their toilets,
510
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,095
but you know what, he
gets there eventually.
511
00:19:30,096 --> 00:19:31,119
Wait, that was him?
512
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,713
He told me that happened to a friend.
513
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:33,796
Yeah, he wishes.
514
00:19:33,814 --> 00:19:35,414
No, someone came in to wash their hands,
515
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,217
and just caught him
going right in the sink.
516
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,304
You know what? On our second date,
517
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:43,640
he "shook hands" with
a Lortian's egg sac.
518
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,268
Oh, stop!
519
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,603
It was so pissed.
520
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,942
Okay, and then, and then
Sqill looked at Boimler
521
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,445
and said, "That's my dorsal".
522
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,449
You guys have been
through a lot together.
523
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,577
Yeah, I mean he is a dork, for sure.
524
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,245
But he's my dork.
525
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,955
Well, you're clearly not a parasite,
526
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,625
or you wouldn't have let him
[BLEEP] in front of the admiral.
527
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,460
Uh, well, thanks, and, you know,
528
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,023
you're not seeming so much like
a parasite, either, by the way.
529
00:20:14,024 --> 00:20:16,532
Hey, if it's gonna make you
feel better, just scan me.
530
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,843
You are a human, yep.
531
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:21,510
Man, I mean, you ever get those feelings
532
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:22,720
like you are just sure about something?
533
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:23,846
Like, I was sure you were a parasite.
534
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,127
But you're actually a very nice,
535
00:20:25,211 --> 00:20:26,254
attractive human woman.
536
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,270
Uh-oh.
537
00:20:31,455 --> 00:20:33,357
- Aah!
- This isn't me!
538
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,816
I don't want to stun you.
539
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,818
- Then don't!
- Come on, come on!
540
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,445
Give me back my PADD!
541
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:39,968
Look, just hand me the phaser... ow!
542
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,782
Oh, my God, you made me stun you!
543
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,283
I can't feel my hand!
544
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,786
Oh, God, oh, God! What have I done?
545
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,871
- Ow!
- I got the password... it was "Riker".
546
00:20:47,932 --> 00:20:49,372
No, no, no, no, no! Don't read that!
547
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:50,374
What the heck?
548
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:53,001
You're transferring
yourself to the Cerritos?
549
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,795
I thought we could swap places.
550
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,713
You don't know what it's like here!
551
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,715
It's so stressful! It's so epic!
552
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,509
It's all, "Tow this space station",
553
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:01,912
and, "Calibrate the Dyson sphere!"
554
00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:04,846
"Go back in time and kill the
guy that was worse than Hitler!"
555
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,015
I just want to be back
on a smaller ship,
556
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,642
doing simpler work.
557
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,311
I don't want to be epic anymore!
558
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,564
Geez, working on the
Vancouver screws you up.
559
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,358
I'm sorry I phasered you.
560
00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,819
This is not Ron Emmanuel Docent, Jr.
561
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:20,988
Can we just keep this between us?
562
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,865
You'll delete the transfer order?
563
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,492
There. Done.
564
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:28,328
And, um, throw in a T88 for each of us.
565
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,330
Hey, now, that I can't do.
566
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,534
Oh, that's cool. It wasn't
like I was using my implant
567
00:21:32,535 --> 00:21:34,710
to record all this as evidence
for your court-martial.
568
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,670
I was.
569
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,673
Okay, a couple of T88s coming right up.
570
00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:49,057
Ooh! Ugh!
571
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,892
It's squishy! Give me a hand!
572
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,561
Oh, my God!
573
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,522
Stop! Don't! Lover! Lover!
574
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,983
Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
575
00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,066
Oh, God.
576
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,610
Aah! What the hell was that?
577
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,779
It was always me, Barb.
578
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,406
I'm going to treat you to dinner.
579
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,033
Let me out! Let me out!
580
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,909
Hmm, apparently, this species reproduces
581
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,537
by making their host
chemically irresistible
582
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,872
to potential mates.
583
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:13,457
So Boimler must have picked it up...
584
00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,083
Right before he met me, exactly.
585
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,044
Wait. Wait.
586
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,546
So are you saying you only liked
me because of the parasite?
587
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,381
Please. I'm a Starfleet officer.
588
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,785
You think I'd be into a guy just
because of his pheromones?
589
00:22:23,868 --> 00:22:26,268
Oh, thank God. I was worried
you were gonna break up with me.
590
00:22:26,288 --> 00:22:28,430
Yeah, listen, Brad, you're sweet,
591
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,558
but right now, I need to put
all my energy into my job.
592
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,561
Specifically, studying
this fascinating parasite.
593
00:22:33,562 --> 00:22:34,936
Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
594
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,460
- Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
- Mwah.
595
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,840
- Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover!
- Aw.
596
00:22:37,841 --> 00:22:39,479
She did break up with me.
597
00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,003
Hey, you'll find someone who loves you
598
00:22:41,004 --> 00:22:42,776
without a googa attached to your skull.
599
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:44,071
You're just saying that.
600
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,947
No, I'm not. You're a catch, man.
601
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:48,492
- You're real.
- I am real.
602
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,078
Hey, Mare, see you next month
at the M'tari tournament?
603
00:22:51,161 --> 00:22:55,749
Oh, you know it, and I'll try
not to bring it downtown.
604
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:58,126
Oh, shut up.
605
00:22:58,210 --> 00:22:59,920
Wait. You guys made plans?
606
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:01,483
We bonded while you were knocked out.
607
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,632
- Over what?
- Nothing. Just girl stuff.
608
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,801
So you shook a Lortian's egg sack?
609
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,178
Wait, how did...? Oh. Oh, no! Oh, no!
610
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,598
Aah.
611
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,121
The Cerritos might be falling apart,
612
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,810
but it's nice to be back home.
613
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,979
Yeah, I missed that smoky smell.
614
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,440
So, uh, hey, um, before
we left the Vancouver,
615
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:23,652
I got you something.
616
00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:24,902
You shouldn't have!
617
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,613
Well, I figured the
Cerritos could use them
618
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,016
- a lot more than...
- No, no, no.
619
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:30,450
I mean, look, I stole a bunch, too.
620
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,910
Yup, this...
621
00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:33,662
this is why we're friends.
622
00:24:10,963 --> 00:24:16,963
Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
www.addic7ed.com
623
00:25:03,577 --> 00:25:05,737
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
624
00:25:07,497 --> 00:25:08,498
Chirp.
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