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(Emily hiccups)
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(door knocks)
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- [Emily] Hey.
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- Hey, oh, you look so beautiful.
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- Oh, thanks, Michelle.
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- Uh, so your mom wants
me to wear my hair down.
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- Really? (hiccups)
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- Oh, no.
- I'm sorry.
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- No, do you have the hiccups?
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- No, it's not really
the hiccups, it's just--
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- Okay, I know exactly what
to do, I'll be right back.
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(Emily hiccups)
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(door knocks)
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- This works every time,
three sugar packets,
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all at the same time, though.
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- I don't know, can you get Joe, please?
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- No, no, no, seriously,
try this, here, here, here.
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- Okay, so you just put this at the back
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of your mouth, and then you
drink water upside down,
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it works every time.
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- Guys, thanks, but
it's not really hiccups.
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- You're gonna get water all
over your dress that way.
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- No, I'll show you.
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(Emily hiccups)
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- Did the sugar not help?
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- Can you get Joe, please?
- Absolutely.
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- Okay, back of the mouth, alright?
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- What are you doing?
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- [Michelle] And then you just--
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(Emily hiccups)
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- Guys, it's not really hiccups,
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this always happens when
I get nervous, okay?
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Can you please get Joe? (hiccups)
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- Yeah, I'll go get him.
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- Are you sure you want him to
see you before the ceremony?
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- Yeah, he can help, believe me.
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- [Michelle] Okay.
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- I can't get married like this.
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- [Michelle] You're terrible.
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- Hey, what's up?
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(Emily hiccups)
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All right, I'm not gonna
take that personally.
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Hey, Michelle.
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- [Michelle] Hey.
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- Hey, you're okay.
- I'm sorry.
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- You're all right, here, sit, sit down.
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(Emily hiccups)
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Sit down, you're all right,
okay, remember what to do,
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raise your hands up in
the air, now look up,
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take a deep breath, you've got it.
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There you go, you're okay.
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See, there's nothing to worry about,
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just a little backyard
Quaker wedding is all.
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- Yeah, but you've never
been to a Quaker wedding,
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everyone we know is gonna be staring at us
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for half an hour in complete silence.
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- That doesn't sound so bad, kind of does,
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but we'll be okay.
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- Yeah.
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(slow music)
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- [Rose] Congratulations.
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- [Emily] Thank you.
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- [Man] Congratulations.
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- [Emily] Thank you, thank you so much.
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Thank you so much.
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- Signed and sealed.
- Thank you.
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- Thank you so much.
- Thank you so much.
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(slow music)
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Good job, there you go, yay!
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- Good job.
- Good job, sweetie!
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(slow music)
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- [Joe] And then after that?
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- [Kid] Negative three.
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- [Joe] Yes, negative three,
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so what if we did negative
two plus negative three?
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Basically we want to add the two numbers,
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but make them a bigger negative,
what do you think, Jude?
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- Five.
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- Negative five, or positive five?
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- Negative five.
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- That's right, good job, Jude.
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Do we all understand that?
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(kids cheer)
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Evan, Evan, do you understand that?
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Okay, what's wrong, Evan?
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- This is the dumbest thing ever.
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- I don't know about that,
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maybe if you came up and give it a try.
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(door knocks)
Hey.
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- Hey, Ms. Hines needs to see you.
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- [Joe] Oh.
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- Just a minute.
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Joe,
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the complaint is very disturbing.
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- Oh, okay, well, I'm sure it's just
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a little misunderstanding
or something, so.
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- The victim says that
you picked your nose
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in front of the whole class.
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- Okay, I totally know what's going on,
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so there's this kid, his name is Evan,
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and he, for some reason,
he doesn't like me,
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and so I'm sure he just kind
of made this up so that--
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- Okay, we have to take these
complaints very seriously,
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Joe, he says that you
picked your nose in front
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of the whole class, and then
put your boogers in your butt.
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- That's not really something people do,
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why would anyone put a booger in--
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- I think you're missing the point here,
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every complaint--
- I agree.
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- [Ms. Hines] Needs to be taken seriously.
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- Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
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- When there's a body part mentioned,
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we have to look into it.
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I'm sorry, it's just school policy,
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until we have time to
look into this further,
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we are gonna have to suspend you.
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(slow piano music)
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- Stop it.
- Nailed it.
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- Are you gonna finish that, or not?
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- Hell, no.
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(bike clatters)
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- [Man] Whoa!
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- [Woman] Oh, man, are you okay?
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- No, I got it.
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- [Man] Got away from you there, huh?
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No, we can get this, that's all right.
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- [Woman] You all right?
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- [Joe] No, no, no, please,
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no, you don't have to do all the dirt.
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- [Man] Not a problem.
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- It's okay, yeah, just.
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- [Man] Let's get all this in here.
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(background noise drowns out speakers)
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Ooh, kind of a mess.
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- Yeah, it's a mess, thanks, thanks.
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(overlapping chatter)
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- [Woman] And you know,
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you should probably be wearing a helmet.
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- What?
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(slow music)
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- Joe?
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Joe!
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Hey.
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- Hi.
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- So how are you?
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- I'm good.
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- You know, I actually tried to call you
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to tell you I'm in town, but my mom said
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that you still don't have a cellphone.
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- Yeah.
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- [Emily] Yeah?
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- [Joe] Going strong.
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- Wow, impressive.
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- How are, how are you, are you good,
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is med school's good, or?
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- Oh, this is my boyfriend, Mikey.
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- A pleasure.
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- So Mikey's in town for
a football tournament.
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- [Joe] Oh, wow.
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- And I thought I'd drive down with him,
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and, you know, show him around.
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- Wow, foot, like pro--
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- Unicycle football, actually.
- Yeah.
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- [Joe] Oh, I don't--
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- You follow it any?
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- No, I don't know what that is.
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- The sport is really blowing up all
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over the country right now,
yeah, I've been doing a lot
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of organizing for the
tournament that's coming up.
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- Oh, there's a--
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- It's gonna be really big,
you should check it out.
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Yeah, man, I got some fliers right here.
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- [Joe] No, that's okay, I--
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- Yeah, take one, take one.
- Come on, take 'em.
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- I'll look it up online or something--
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- [Mikey] Here, take a couple.
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- [Joe] Okay.
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- Pass 'em out.
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- [Joe] Sure.
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- It's free beer.
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- So you're good, things are?
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- Yes, very good, yeah.
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- We're getting married.
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- Wow.
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- You should come, man, the tournament.
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- [Emily] Yeah, it--
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- [Mikey] It starts in 40 minutes.
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- It's gonna be fun.
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(upbeat rock music)
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(crowd cheers)
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(overlapping chatter)
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(Emily cheers)
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- So it's just football on unicycles.
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- Isn't it great, I mean, it's amazing
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what Mikey's done over the last few years,
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he's built the entire league from scratch.
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(whistle blows)
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- [Announcer] Touchdown by Mikey.
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(whistle blows)
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(overlapping chatter)
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- Look, so in case you were wondering,
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it's not a total
coincidence that I'm here.
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I mean, I've been meaning to come down
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and talk to you for awhile, I mean,
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have you thought at all
about us, about how,
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you know, we're gonna
need to get divorced.
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- You think we could take
care of that while I'm here?
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I mean, it should be
pretty straightforward.
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- Of course, sure.
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- Okay.
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- You know what the hard
part's gonna be, right?
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- Yeah, I know.
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- [Rose] No, no, no, no, no.
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- Look what you've done to your mother.
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- Mom, I'm sorry, but come on,
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we've been separated for five years,
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you knew we'd get divorced eventually.
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- Yeah, and we both feel
really good about it,
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really, it's a relief is what it is.
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- We always thought you
two would talk it out.
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- They don't talk about anything,
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that's their whole problem.
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- Yeah, communication was an issue, yes.
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- Not our strong suit.
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- But ultimately, we just
weren't right for each other.
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- You never really gave it a chance.
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- Well, when Emily left
for medical school,
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it was just a natural
end to the relationship,
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it was very amicable.
- Right.
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- Yeah, Emily wanted a perfect life,
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I didn't fit that, so
we decided to end it.
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- No, that's not fair,
all I wanted was for you
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to talk about things when
they bothered you instead
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of shutting down, I mean,
that's not trying to be perfect,
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that's trying to be functional.
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- We just fell out of love.
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- Hey, you know what,
you're gonna love Mikey,
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everybody loves him, he's great.
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- No, I don't want to
hear about this right now.
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- But you have to meet
him, we're getting married.
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- You're already married.
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- Well, that's why we
need to get divorced.
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- [Rose] Let me show you something.
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- No, please.
- Not again, Mom.
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- Let's take just a minute
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to look at your marriage certificate.
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- I don't think we need to do that.
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- All of us on here, we all
believe in your marriage,
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that's why we signed it.
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- And that's a contract
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that we take seriously in this house.
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- Now, Emily, I know you've lost faith
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in your Quaker traditions, but--
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- Mom, you're the one who
talked us into a Quaker wedding.
259
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,815
- Yeah, I'm not even a Quaker.
260
00:12:48,815 --> 00:12:50,540
- Well, you may not be a Quaker, Joe,
261
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but you respect the
accountability of a signature.
262
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- Okay, I'm, I'm sorry,
but you can't stop us
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from getting legally divorced.
264
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- How can I ever accept a new husband
265
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while these signatures
are on the certificate?
266
00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:05,570
- Well, then, what, are you
gonna be mad at us forever?
267
00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:08,470
Geez, okay, what can we do?
268
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:10,250
- There's nothing you can do.
269
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,080
- I'll tell you what you can do.
270
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:15,520
- Great, let us know, we aim to please.
271
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,800
- The two of you can go to everyone here
272
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and explain yourselves together,
273
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:23,440
and if every person
crosses out their name,
274
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then we'll do the same,
and you can get divorced.
275
00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:30,710
- Mom, that's ridiculous,
we're not gonna drive all
276
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over the country asking
permission to get divorced.
277
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:37,060
- I'll tell you what, I will give you
278
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:39,930
my gas card.
279
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:44,100
- All right, this has been great,
280
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,090
good to catch up with everyone,
281
00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:50,530
but I'm gonna go, this isn't
really my problem anymore, so.
282
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,940
- This is your problem, Joe.
283
00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:54,810
- Not really, no, so,
284
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,220
see you tomorrow, we'll
go to the county clerk.
285
00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:58,970
- Right, yeah.
286
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,710
- Okay.
287
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:04,610
- [Rose] You're in this,
too, Joe, and you know it.
288
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:05,443
- Goodnight.
289
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,933
(slow music)
290
00:14:19,299 --> 00:14:22,049
(crickets chirp)
291
00:14:23,424 --> 00:14:25,841
(slow music)
292
00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:36,110
- I thought you were gonna ask him
293
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to move out of the back house.
294
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,810
- He's a great tenant.
295
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,330
- Don't you see, you're
making this harder.
296
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:45,080
- We just assumed that
eventually you'd come back,
297
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,940
and you two would want to
keep your old apartment.
298
00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,580
- You guys, you never listen to me,
299
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I'm not gonna move back in with Joe,
300
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:54,440
and I'm not gonna do
the certificate thing.
301
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,640
- I think it's a great compromise.
302
00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,160
- I gotta go.
303
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,040
- But he's the only one
that can reset the wifi.
304
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,300
- [Mikey] You ready for me in there?
305
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:12,230
- Not a good time, baby, I'm
sorry, they're all worked up.
306
00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:15,179
- That's okay, there's no rush, I mean,
307
00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:18,260
it's gonna be hard, these
things are hard for parents.
308
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:23,310
- No, they're overreacting, they want me
309
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:25,980
and Joe to go around explaining
310
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:28,470
to every wedding guest why we split up.
311
00:15:30,072 --> 00:15:34,700
- The whole Quaker divorce
thing, cool, you gonna do it?
312
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,500
- No, of course not.
- Why not?
313
00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:39,230
- I mean, I don't want to do it,
314
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,450
and there's no way Joe
would agree to that.
315
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:46,890
He's just, he's over this whole thing.
316
00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:51,368
- Well, he's crazy, then,
I can't wait to marry you.
317
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,451
- [Emily] Aw.
318
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:59,520
- Well, I can wait long
enough to win this tournament.
319
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,820
- Right.
- And then marry you.
320
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:02,770
- Right, of course.
321
00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:05,460
- Well, I was on hold, and then they,
322
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:08,266
they told me to talk to you, so I'm.
323
00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:11,540
(door knocks)
324
00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:13,670
Well, no, I was on hold with someone,
325
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:18,120
and they told me to,
hey, just two seconds,
326
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,360
yeah, thanks, okay.
327
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,900
Yeah, but I mean, if you knew,
like what the complaint was,
328
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:26,480
it's not even, like a real
complaint, it's just like a,
329
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,430
it's like a complaint a
five-year-old would make, you know?
330
00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:37,111
Right, right, sorry, just,
yeah, two seconds, okay, okay.
331
00:16:38,488 --> 00:16:41,020
No, no, that was, that's
the first number I called,
332
00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:43,320
so I can't go, I can't
go back there, because.
333
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,850
Yeah, but there's no department
for nose picking, so,
334
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:53,430
and I know they would think
it's a real complaint.
335
00:16:57,010 --> 00:16:59,270
Yeah, I know that, but.
336
00:17:03,928 --> 00:17:06,345
(slow music)
337
00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:22,359
You know what, I'll
call that other number,
338
00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:23,259
thanks, yeah, god.
339
00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:31,630
Hey, sorry, if that's messy in there.
340
00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:32,990
- Oh, it's fine.
341
00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:33,954
- [Joe] We should go.
342
00:17:33,954 --> 00:17:34,787
- [Emily] Yeah.
343
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:39,245
- Right, okay, I got all
the papers filled out, so.
344
00:17:39,245 --> 00:17:40,078
- [Emily] Okay.
345
00:17:40,078 --> 00:17:41,498
- We just gotta bring 'em.
346
00:17:41,498 --> 00:17:42,332
- Let's do it.
347
00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:44,499
- [Joe] Let's do it, yeah.
348
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,690
- Hey, Joe?
349
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,210
- What's up, we should probably--
350
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:02,210
- Yeah, um, do you think we
should just go ahead and do it?
351
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:04,497
- Do what?
352
00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:05,970
- It might be good for us.
353
00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:07,940
- You mean the signatures?
354
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,840
- Yeah, I mean, for one thing,
355
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,420
if we don't do what my mom says,
356
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:13,040
this is gonna keep coming up, right?
357
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,510
- I know, but I mean, it
would be, like a lot of time,
358
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:18,770
and it would take us
awhile to do all that.
359
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:21,360
- Well, my mom said
that you're not working?
360
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,590
- Temporarily.
- Right.
361
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:23,480
- [Joe] But that's a--
362
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,277
- So even if it takes a few
weeks, it'll be fine, right?
363
00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:28,900
- Yeah, but you have med
school, like you can't just.
364
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,180
- No, I dropped out.
365
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:32,013
- What?
366
00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:32,846
- [Emily] Yeah.
367
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:33,679
- [Joe] You did?
368
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,610
- Yeah, last year.
369
00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:36,270
- Your mom never told me that.
370
00:18:36,270 --> 00:18:38,970
- Well, see, we have
so much to talk about.
371
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:42,260
- What, so you just want to,
you want to catch up with me?
372
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:43,300
- Yes.
373
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:45,360
- And you want to go
on a road trip with me?
374
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,190
- Yeah, that's what I've been saying.
375
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:48,560
- 'Cause that's, like a big privilege.
376
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,393
- [Emily] Yeah.
377
00:18:49,393 --> 00:18:50,298
- You know that, right,
378
00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:51,420
like a lot of people want to do that.
379
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:54,540
- Sure, okay, well, can I
be one of them, are you?
380
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:57,510
- Yes, yeah, actually,
there's no one else right now,
381
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:59,010
so it'll just be us two.
382
00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:00,480
- Okay, so you want to do this?
383
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,313
- [Joe] Yes.
384
00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:02,146
- Yeah, you're in?
385
00:19:02,146 --> 00:19:02,979
- Yeah, let's do it.
386
00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:03,812
- [Emily] Let's do it.
387
00:19:03,812 --> 00:19:05,010
- All right, screw these.
388
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,020
- All right.
389
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:06,880
- [Joe] I'll go get that.
390
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:07,713
- Okay, yeah.
391
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:08,546
- [Joe] Sorry.
392
00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:09,379
- Forget it.
393
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:11,016
- [Joe] I thought it'd be
cooler, but it felt weird.
394
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:11,849
- Yeah.
395
00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:16,330
- So will you be home on Sunday?
396
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:19,260
Yes, Emily and Joe wanted to
come visit a little while.
397
00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:21,250
Well, I'll tell them so
they'll recognize the house
398
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,520
when they get there.
399
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,970
- All right, guys, this
Saturday, it's gonna be all
400
00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:26,970
about quick, just short, simple plays,
401
00:19:26,970 --> 00:19:29,020
get that ball out of your hand.
402
00:19:33,535 --> 00:19:36,118
(group cheers)
403
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,860
Hell, yeah, do that on Saturday,
we're gonna win this one.
404
00:19:44,714 --> 00:19:47,370
- And you still live on Sandysat Drive?
405
00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:49,360
Oh, I remember that house.
406
00:19:50,701 --> 00:19:51,807
- [Man] All right, it's time to go.
407
00:19:51,807 --> 00:19:53,391
- [Emily] I'm gonna miss you.
408
00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:54,224
- [Mikey] I'll miss you, too.
409
00:19:54,224 --> 00:19:55,437
♪ No time to drive ♪
410
00:19:55,437 --> 00:19:58,645
♪ Nothing but what we can share ♪
411
00:19:58,645 --> 00:20:02,581
♪ Didn't mean to hurt no one ♪
412
00:20:02,581 --> 00:20:04,489
- [Man In Blue Ball
Cap] Hey, come on, man.
413
00:20:04,489 --> 00:20:06,010
- I gotta go.
414
00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:08,203
- Okay, all right.
415
00:20:08,203 --> 00:20:10,453
- [Mikey] You guys wait up.
416
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,290
- Yes, I'll tell them
to bring their suits.
417
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,100
Now, Joe, be careful with this,
418
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,060
you need to treat it like
it's a sacred document.
419
00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:22,893
- [Joe] Okay.
420
00:20:22,893 --> 00:20:25,470
- Don't tear it, don't get it wrinkled,
421
00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:26,766
don't spill water on it.
422
00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:27,599
- Just--
423
00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:29,198
- [Rose] Just be careful, please?
424
00:20:29,198 --> 00:20:30,577
- You're gonna, you're gonna
keep it afterwards, or?
425
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:31,440
- I'm ready.
426
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,300
- And here's the address book,
it has everything you need,
427
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:37,090
except I couldn't find
your friend, Michelle.
428
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,560
- Yeah, I haven't talked to her in years,
429
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,340
I don't know, but thanks.
430
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,530
- Be polite to everyone, and say hi
431
00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:46,100
to your family for me, Joe.
432
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:46,933
- I will.
433
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:48,830
- [Rose] I love you, honey.
434
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,730
- I love you, too.
435
00:20:50,574 --> 00:20:51,407
- Okay.
436
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,510
- Talk to him.
437
00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:00,123
- [Emily] Ready?
438
00:21:00,123 --> 00:21:00,956
- Let's do it.
439
00:21:07,369 --> 00:21:08,202
- Bye!
440
00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:17,898
- Did I give you that shirt?
441
00:21:17,898 --> 00:21:21,254
- What, no, no, I bought this.
442
00:21:21,254 --> 00:21:23,671
(slow music)
443
00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:48,620
- Okay, so you met Tommy
and Milly at the wedding.
444
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:49,453
- [Joe] Mm-hmm.
445
00:21:49,453 --> 00:21:50,286
- My mom's got an uncle.
446
00:21:50,286 --> 00:21:51,119
- [Joe] Yes.
447
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:51,952
- [Emily] Yeah, they're very sweet,
448
00:21:51,952 --> 00:21:53,420
so it should be an easy one to start with.
449
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:54,610
- All right, cool.
450
00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:55,443
- [Emily] You ready?
451
00:21:55,443 --> 00:21:56,350
- Yeah.
452
00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:57,307
- That's good, I like it.
453
00:21:57,307 --> 00:21:58,288
- Yeah, yeah, thanks.
454
00:21:58,288 --> 00:21:59,288
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
455
00:22:01,408 --> 00:22:02,420
- Hi!
456
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,970
- [Emily] Hello, hi.
457
00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:09,460
- I got your mom's message,
oh, I was so surprised.
458
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:10,293
- Hi.
459
00:22:10,293 --> 00:22:11,501
- It is so good to see you.
460
00:22:11,501 --> 00:22:12,820
- [Emily] So good to see you.
461
00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:16,874
- Your mom said you two
needed some marital advice?
462
00:22:16,874 --> 00:22:18,541
Come on, come on in.
463
00:22:21,771 --> 00:22:24,620
Excuse the mess, I didn't
know you were coming
464
00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:26,520
in time to clean up.
465
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,090
- [Emily] Oh, don't worry.
466
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:30,950
- Now, all I can offer you
is this homemade limeade
467
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,315
and this pecan pie.
468
00:22:33,315 --> 00:22:34,148
- Thank you, it looks great.
469
00:22:34,148 --> 00:22:35,138
- Thanks, yeah, thanks.
470
00:22:35,138 --> 00:22:36,164
- [Emily] Very sweet of you.
471
00:22:36,164 --> 00:22:37,194
- Yeah.
472
00:22:37,194 --> 00:22:39,240
- [Emily] Again, thank you for having us.
473
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:43,360
- Your Uncle Tommy and I are
very pleased that you thought
474
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:46,640
of us when you're having this
rough patch in your marriage.
475
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,590
- Actually, I think my mom might have--
476
00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:52,450
- Misled you a little bit.
477
00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:53,698
- Yeah.
478
00:22:53,698 --> 00:22:56,810
- We don't really need
help with our marriage.
479
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:57,643
- You don't?
480
00:22:57,643 --> 00:23:01,410
- No, no, we need help with our divorce.
481
00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:04,140
- Yeah, yeah, it's just
a matter of paperwork,
482
00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:09,140
really, so if you could just
cross out your name right here,
483
00:23:09,330 --> 00:23:10,940
and then add your initials,
484
00:23:12,515 --> 00:23:15,322
I don't actually have a pen
on me, so if you have a pen--
485
00:23:15,322 --> 00:23:16,655
- What happened?
486
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,210
- She moved to North Carolina.
- It's hard to say.
487
00:23:20,490 --> 00:23:22,860
- But you seem so much in love.
488
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,650
- Things happen.
489
00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:26,420
- What about counseling?
490
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:28,360
- We don't really, it's not for us.
491
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,970
- Well, all marriages
have their ups and downs.
492
00:23:30,970 --> 00:23:32,660
- It just wasn't meant to be.
493
00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:35,340
- Your mom never mentioned
a thing about this.
494
00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:37,810
- Anyways, if we could just,
495
00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:38,980
you know, kind of cross this out--
496
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:41,070
- You'll never do it.
497
00:23:41,070 --> 00:23:41,903
- [Milly] Tommy.
498
00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:49,140
- We've been trying to
cross ours out for 40 years.
499
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,500
- What?
500
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:53,570
- It's true.
501
00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:55,060
- You want a divorce?
502
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:58,950
- Well, not so much
anymore, we kind of just,
503
00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:04,526
kind of committed to staying
together til the end,
504
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,340
but that's not what we wanted.
505
00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:08,060
- Your bitches of sisters.
506
00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:09,869
- No, they wouldn't relent.
507
00:24:09,869 --> 00:24:13,090
- But, but I thought you
were the perfect couple.
508
00:24:14,810 --> 00:24:17,890
- You think getting a
divorce is easy, huh?
509
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:18,890
You know, every name on
510
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:22,150
that list thinks they
know better than you do.
511
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,180
- You invite them to your wedding,
512
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:28,430
and they think they can control
you the rest of your lives.
513
00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:34,810
- You better quit, save your
gas money, get a bigger bed.
514
00:24:34,930 --> 00:24:39,930
- Well, I mean, the thing is
that we've already moved on.
515
00:24:40,584 --> 00:24:41,610
- Moved on?
516
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:42,600
- Yeah, I mean, she,
517
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,260
she moved out about five years ago, and--
518
00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:46,560
- You left him?
519
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,750
- Well, I didn't leave him.
520
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:52,510
- Well, yeah, you didn't
leave me, but she did leave.
521
00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:55,443
- Well, you know, you
could have left, too,
522
00:24:55,443 --> 00:24:57,960
you didn't have to stay in
that apartment for five years.
523
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:00,450
- Yeah, but it's a really nice,
it's a very nice apartment,
524
00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:02,270
it's tough to get a good place, and.
525
00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:04,060
- See, you stayed because you like it,
526
00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:06,230
not because you wanted to work things out.
527
00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:10,330
- It seems like the two of
you have a lot to talk about.
528
00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:15,930
- I'm sorry, you know,
I forgot for a second
529
00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:17,840
that this is a healed wound from the past,
530
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,730
and that I'm in love with Mikey now, so.
531
00:25:20,730 --> 00:25:22,850
- Who the hell is Mikey?
532
00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:25,870
- That's right, we forgot
to tell them about Mikey.
533
00:25:25,870 --> 00:25:27,760
- Yeah, he's a--
- Yeah.
534
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,278
- My new fiance.
535
00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:30,111
- Fiance?
536
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:34,990
- What does he do again,
I forgot what he does.
537
00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:35,823
- [Emily] Stop.
538
00:25:35,823 --> 00:25:37,840
- No, no, no, what is
it, is it like a banker,
539
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,370
or a doctor?
- No.
540
00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:40,450
- [Joe] It's something really important,
541
00:25:40,450 --> 00:25:42,710
is he in law, you might--
- No.
542
00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:43,610
- [Joe] What does he do?
543
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:46,550
- He, okay, he plays football, yeah.
544
00:25:46,550 --> 00:25:47,383
- That's right.
545
00:25:47,383 --> 00:25:48,450
- I love football.
546
00:25:48,450 --> 00:25:51,310
- I love football, too,
wait, is he in the NFL?
547
00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:52,180
He must be, right.
548
00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:53,449
- Oh, how impressive.
549
00:25:53,449 --> 00:25:55,651
- [Joe] Yeah, absolutely,
what position does he play?
550
00:25:55,651 --> 00:25:56,484
- Stop.
551
00:25:56,484 --> 00:25:57,567
- [Joe] Okay.
552
00:25:57,567 --> 00:26:00,810
- He, he plays unicycle football.
553
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:02,101
- That's right.
554
00:26:02,101 --> 00:26:02,934
- [Emily] Yeah.
555
00:26:02,934 --> 00:26:04,780
- What the hell is that?
556
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,440
- He invented a sport.
557
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,470
- Yeah, yeah, he invented a sport,
558
00:26:09,470 --> 00:26:11,670
not many people can say
they've done that, so.
559
00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:14,640
- Yeah, you've chosen a
wonderful life partner.
560
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,740
- Thank you.
561
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:16,640
- I don't know what the two
562
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:21,500
of you have gotten yourselves
into, but it seems rather odd.
563
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,680
- We don't care what you do,
564
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:28,100
but we do want our eight
speed blender back.
565
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:30,440
- Deal.
566
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,857
(slow music)
567
00:26:41,990 --> 00:26:43,180
- [Joe] Is he a quarterback?
568
00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:44,197
- [Emily] No, he's--
569
00:26:44,197 --> 00:26:45,191
- [Joe] How many Superbowls has he won?
570
00:26:45,191 --> 00:26:46,024
- [Emily] Shut up.
571
00:26:46,024 --> 00:26:46,857
- What?
572
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,890
So you really dropped out of med school.
573
00:26:54,730 --> 00:26:56,290
- Not like that.
574
00:26:56,290 --> 00:26:58,004
- Well, then, what?
575
00:26:58,004 --> 00:27:02,690
- I mean, I took a year off,
and then I just didn't go back.
576
00:27:02,690 --> 00:27:06,009
- Emily, what?
577
00:27:06,009 --> 00:27:06,842
- What?
578
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:09,190
- The, you, why, what happened?
579
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,780
- I couldn't handle it, I had no time,
580
00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:16,730
I never slept, all right,
you know how I get.
581
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:20,220
And also, I met Mikey
around the same time,
582
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:24,020
and you know, he has
this exciting lifestyle,
583
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,960
you know, doing whatever
he wanted all the time,
584
00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:31,463
and I, I said, hey, like I can do that.
585
00:27:31,463 --> 00:27:32,296
- Yeah, but--
586
00:27:32,296 --> 00:27:33,140
- [Emily] I guess I wanted that.
587
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:35,140
- But you're supposed to be a doctor,
588
00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:36,460
like that is your thing.
589
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:38,593
- Yeah, well,
590
00:27:40,190 --> 00:27:43,460
anyway, what about you?
591
00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:45,070
I heard you got your certification?
592
00:27:45,070 --> 00:27:47,050
- Yeah, it's awesome,
593
00:27:47,050 --> 00:27:49,610
it's a lot better than assistant teaching.
594
00:27:49,610 --> 00:27:50,443
- [Emily] Really?
595
00:27:50,443 --> 00:27:52,820
- Yeah, yeah, I mean, these kids,
596
00:27:52,820 --> 00:27:55,010
they look up to me, you know, I'm like,
597
00:27:55,010 --> 00:27:57,630
I'm like a king to them,
they think I'm a giant,
598
00:27:57,630 --> 00:27:58,463
you know--
- Wow.
599
00:27:58,463 --> 00:27:59,390
- Which is rare.
600
00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:00,223
- [Emily] Yeah.
601
00:28:00,223 --> 00:28:04,050
- For me, it's cool, I have
a lot of fun with them.
602
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,230
- So what happened?
603
00:28:07,313 --> 00:28:10,436
- Oh, I don't know, it's.
604
00:28:10,436 --> 00:28:11,269
- [Emily] You don't know?
605
00:28:11,269 --> 00:28:12,380
- No, I don't, I don't know.
606
00:28:15,430 --> 00:28:17,240
Are we, are we almost there?
607
00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,840
- I don't know, you want to check?
608
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:24,960
- [Joe] Can I use your phone?
609
00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:34,210
This is where it all happened.
610
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,080
- Back in the day.
611
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,380
- [Joe] Back in the day,
look at these young people.
612
00:28:40,670 --> 00:28:42,143
- [Emily] Hey, there's Adam.
613
00:28:42,143 --> 00:28:44,170
- What, what is he up to now?
614
00:28:44,170 --> 00:28:46,210
- You just have to think about everything,
615
00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:49,290
all together, all at once,
all at the same time.
616
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,060
- You're absolutely right,
that's a great point.
617
00:28:53,060 --> 00:28:54,330
- And all we have to do is fill this out?
618
00:28:54,330 --> 00:28:55,784
- That's it.
- Great.
619
00:28:55,784 --> 00:28:57,004
- Guys, what's up?
620
00:28:57,004 --> 00:28:59,040
(overlapping chatter)
621
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,577
I can't believe it, I can't believe it.
622
00:29:00,577 --> 00:29:01,534
- [Joe] How's it going?
623
00:29:01,534 --> 00:29:02,937
- It's good, yeah, it's really good.
624
00:29:02,937 --> 00:29:04,820
- [Joe] What are you, what are you doing?
625
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:06,110
- I'm just saving the world.
626
00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:07,110
- Like, is this the same thing
627
00:29:07,110 --> 00:29:09,310
that you were doing the
last time we saw you?
628
00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:11,050
- No, this is totally different.
629
00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:12,410
The last thing was about the whales,
630
00:29:12,410 --> 00:29:15,130
this is about everything.
- Oh.
631
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,956
- The whales was just too specific.
632
00:29:17,956 --> 00:29:19,360
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, sure.
633
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,300
- Thanks.
634
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:23,290
- No, thank you, thank you
for making a difference.
635
00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:24,123
- No problem.
636
00:29:26,158 --> 00:29:29,434
- Wow, saving the world, huh?
- How about that?
637
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,050
- One signature at a time, right?
638
00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:34,930
- Hey, are you still in touch
with Michelle or Damion?
639
00:29:34,930 --> 00:29:37,170
- Michelle, no, uh-uh.
- No?
640
00:29:37,170 --> 00:29:38,366
- But I see Damion all the time.
641
00:29:38,366 --> 00:29:39,220
- [Emily] Really?
642
00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:40,260
- Yeah, we're roommates.
643
00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:41,093
- What?
644
00:29:41,093 --> 00:29:42,080
- You're still in the same house?
645
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,030
- [Adam] Yeah, still there, big place.
646
00:29:43,030 --> 00:29:44,090
- Awesome.
647
00:29:44,090 --> 00:29:45,860
- You guys should totally come over.
648
00:29:49,734 --> 00:29:51,877
- 221,
649
00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:54,518
222,
650
00:29:54,518 --> 00:29:55,351
223.
651
00:29:56,584 --> 00:29:57,636
- What are you doing?
652
00:29:57,636 --> 00:29:58,469
- [Emily] Hey.
653
00:29:58,469 --> 00:30:00,179
- Hey, it's you guys.
654
00:30:00,179 --> 00:30:01,310
- [Emily] Who do you think it was?
655
00:30:01,310 --> 00:30:02,490
- [Joe] What's up, man?
656
00:30:02,490 --> 00:30:03,940
- No, I'm selling this bike on Craigslist,
657
00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:05,090
and I thought you were my customer.
658
00:30:05,090 --> 00:30:07,780
- You did not just do 200 of those.
659
00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:09,170
- No, no, no, this woman
who's coming to buy the bike,
660
00:30:09,170 --> 00:30:11,534
though, sounds really hot, so, you know,
661
00:30:11,534 --> 00:30:13,120
I was trying to set the stage.
662
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,060
- Wait, why do you have a girl's bike?
663
00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:16,780
- To sell to a girl.
664
00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:19,180
- Right, but where did
you get a girl's bike?
665
00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:20,460
- Bought it from a girl.
666
00:30:21,710 --> 00:30:25,540
- So you're just buying and
selling stuff to meet girls?
667
00:30:25,540 --> 00:30:28,390
- Yeah, yeah, the whole online
dating thing's so phony,
668
00:30:28,390 --> 00:30:30,970
there's no real connection,
but you buy an old fish tank
669
00:30:30,970 --> 00:30:33,900
from someone, you get to
hang out, you know, talk,
670
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:36,470
carry it out to the car,
it's better than a date.
671
00:30:36,470 --> 00:30:38,082
- That's very smart, actually.
672
00:30:38,082 --> 00:30:38,915
- Oh, my god.
673
00:30:38,915 --> 00:30:39,800
- You guys want to buy something?
674
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,170
I always end up with way more
stuff than I sell, you know,
675
00:30:42,170 --> 00:30:44,270
'cause I don't really
feel comfortable asking
676
00:30:44,270 --> 00:30:47,080
a woman out unless I buy her lamp first.
677
00:30:50,990 --> 00:30:53,710
I've got more weed whackers
than, like anything else.
678
00:30:53,710 --> 00:30:58,550
This one, she was hot,
but not that pretty,
679
00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:01,050
she was really pretty, but not that hot.
680
00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:07,020
This chick was crazy.
681
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:13,760
- Hey, I wanted to ask
you, have you talked
682
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,960
to Michelle lately, do
you know where she is?
683
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:16,793
- [Damion] Michelle Michelle?
684
00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:17,626
- Yeah.
685
00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:18,860
- No, 'cause she booked, yeah--
686
00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:19,693
- [Emily] What's up with that?
687
00:31:19,693 --> 00:31:21,530
- Changed her phone, changed
her email, I don't know.
688
00:31:21,530 --> 00:31:22,880
- I mean, I'm sure we can find her.
689
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,713
- Good luck.
690
00:31:23,713 --> 00:31:24,546
- [Emily] Yeah.
691
00:31:24,546 --> 00:31:27,300
- [Joe] This is what you do
now, you buy and sell stuff?
692
00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:29,260
- No, man, this is a hobby, I
still work at the pizza place,
693
00:31:29,260 --> 00:31:32,120
man, I hold it down,
I'm assistant manager.
694
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:32,953
- Nice.
695
00:31:32,953 --> 00:31:35,350
- Yeah, how about you, what
are you doing these days?
696
00:31:36,815 --> 00:31:37,790
- He won't talk about it.
697
00:31:37,790 --> 00:31:40,140
- Oh, really, is it 'cause
he's doing porn again?
698
00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:41,520
Joe's doing porn again?
699
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,440
- Stop, stop, I'm not doing porn.
700
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,790
- Well, what are you doing?
701
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,750
- I got suspended from my
job for doing something,
702
00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:56,493
for not doing something really stupid.
703
00:31:56,493 --> 00:31:57,326
- What, what happened?
704
00:31:57,326 --> 00:32:00,300
- It's like nothing, nothing, okay,
705
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:02,700
it's not worth talking about.
- What'd you do?
706
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:03,600
- [Emily] Come on.
707
00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:10,100
- A kid said that I picked my
nose and put it in my butt.
708
00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:12,405
- What?
709
00:32:12,405 --> 00:32:14,419
- [Joe] Shut up, it's not funny.
710
00:32:14,419 --> 00:32:15,580
- Yes.
- Oh, my god.
711
00:32:15,580 --> 00:32:17,220
- It's not funny, okay,
712
00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:20,040
I got in trouble like a
little five-year-old, shut up.
713
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:26,760
- Sorry, so why couldn't you
just explain what happened?
714
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:29,050
- What are you supposed to
say to something like that?
715
00:32:29,050 --> 00:32:29,883
You can't.
716
00:32:30,730 --> 00:32:33,390
- So wait, that's how you lost your job?
717
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,950
- For now, yeah.
718
00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:41,940
- Joe, it's your job, why
didn't you take the time to,
719
00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:47,380
like explain what happened,
stand up for yourself.
720
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,553
Come on.
721
00:32:49,963 --> 00:32:51,100
- [Joe] Okay.
722
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,258
- [Emily] You always do this.
723
00:32:52,258 --> 00:32:53,920
- Okay, that's enough, I.
724
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,190
- Y'all know what, I am
totally late right now.
725
00:33:03,446 --> 00:33:04,900
- Why, do you have to go to work?
726
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:07,340
- Actually, I've gotta go
look at a fold out sofa.
727
00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:08,880
- This is so stupid.
728
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,980
- Actually, the woman who's
selling it seems pretty cool,
729
00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:14,320
we've been texting all day,
y'all should come with me,
730
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,787
be my wing men, be my moving men, huh?
731
00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:17,770
- No, I'm not gonna pretend
732
00:33:17,770 --> 00:33:21,050
to look at some sofa so
you can pick up a girl.
733
00:33:24,130 --> 00:33:25,282
- Yeah, sounds fun, I'll go.
734
00:33:25,282 --> 00:33:28,550
- Wanna come, make me
look popular, sounds good.
735
00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:30,890
And you can stay here and
work on your attitude.
736
00:33:32,930 --> 00:33:35,080
- We're not here to hang out, okay?
737
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:38,110
We're just supposed to
get him to cross off his.
738
00:33:41,657 --> 00:33:42,490
- You know,
739
00:33:42,490 --> 00:33:44,953
there's actually some
pretty choice items in here.
740
00:33:44,953 --> 00:33:47,910
(Emily hiccups)
741
00:33:47,910 --> 00:33:48,743
You okay?
742
00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:51,345
- Yeah, I'm fine.
743
00:33:51,345 --> 00:33:52,930
- Yeah, you sure?
744
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,670
- Okay, I'm sorry, I just
hate when he gets like this,
745
00:33:56,670 --> 00:33:58,450
okay, it drives me crazy.
746
00:33:58,450 --> 00:33:59,680
- Yeah, why don't you go talk to him?
747
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,530
- No, no, no, it's fine, I
want to go with you, let's go.
748
00:34:03,490 --> 00:34:05,718
- I'll wait, go talk to him.
749
00:34:05,718 --> 00:34:08,510
- No, no, let's just go,
let's just go. (hiccups)
750
00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:09,343
- [Damion] Really?
751
00:34:09,343 --> 00:34:10,320
- Yeah, it's, trust me,
752
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,470
it's better if you just
let it blow over, okay?
753
00:34:12,470 --> 00:34:13,870
- You guys are unbelievable,
754
00:34:14,730 --> 00:34:15,990
you're driving across
the country with him,
755
00:34:15,990 --> 00:34:18,120
doing this signature thing,
756
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,700
and you won't talk to
him for five minutes?
757
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,330
- Even if I tried to
talk to him right now,
758
00:34:22,330 --> 00:34:24,020
he's not gonna be helpful,
759
00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:25,780
he doesn't want to talk about anything.
760
00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:27,490
- You don't want to talk about anything.
761
00:34:27,490 --> 00:34:31,210
- Well, because we're not
together anymore, he's a big baby,
762
00:34:31,210 --> 00:34:32,960
and I don't have to deal
with his moods anymore,
763
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,180
okay, that's the whole point, all right?
764
00:34:36,610 --> 00:34:41,280
Look, I'm happy to see you,
okay, let's just have fun.
765
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,960
- [Damion] Hey, I'm ready to have fun,
766
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,910
as long as you're done
dry heaving over there.
767
00:34:44,910 --> 00:34:46,108
- Yeah.
768
00:34:46,108 --> 00:34:47,112
- [Damion] Let's get out of here.
769
00:34:47,112 --> 00:34:47,945
- Okay.
770
00:34:49,316 --> 00:34:50,840
You're playing tennis now?
771
00:34:52,008 --> 00:34:53,175
- [Damion] No.
772
00:34:55,922 --> 00:34:58,339
(slow music)
773
00:35:07,587 --> 00:35:09,004
- [Emily] Got it?
774
00:35:12,403 --> 00:35:13,361
Careful.
775
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:16,611
- Yeah, and, Jesus, fuck, that's heavy.
776
00:35:19,237 --> 00:35:20,446
Is there a dead body in here?
777
00:35:20,446 --> 00:35:21,710
- Oh, I'll never tell.
778
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,480
- Okay, so where do you want it?
779
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,900
- I guess we'll just have to move
780
00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:32,289
that old couch out of here,
and put it over there.
781
00:35:32,289 --> 00:35:33,920
- Are you sure, that's really nice.
782
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:37,170
- Oh, that couch is not
that nice, this, much nicer.
783
00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:40,560
- You know, she's selling all her stuff,
784
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,620
and traveling down to South America.
785
00:35:42,620 --> 00:35:43,620
- I want to be free.
786
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,860
- Are you guys high?
787
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:49,530
- Yeah, high on life,
it turns out Veronica
788
00:35:49,530 --> 00:35:52,840
and I have tons in common, for example,
789
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,780
we both really love llamas.
790
00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:57,060
- Like, so crazy.
791
00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:57,893
- They're so cute.
792
00:35:57,893 --> 00:35:59,320
- And she needs a place
to stay for a week,
793
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,230
so it kind of works out.
794
00:36:01,230 --> 00:36:02,880
- I'll go get the couch cushions.
795
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,680
- Dude, I gotta say, you were
right, that totally worked.
796
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:14,513
- She's cool, huh?
797
00:36:14,513 --> 00:36:17,920
- Yeah, I'm very impressed, I gotta say.
798
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:18,930
- Impressed?
- Yeah.
799
00:36:18,930 --> 00:36:22,050
- You're impressed, so
you think I'm an idiot
800
00:36:22,050 --> 00:36:24,170
'cause I can't properly explain
801
00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:26,330
that nobody would put
boogers in their butt,
802
00:36:26,330 --> 00:36:30,120
and this guy's a genius 'cause
he bought a shitty couch?
803
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:33,280
- I never said you were dumb.
804
00:36:34,319 --> 00:36:36,400
- So there are some stains.
805
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,040
- Okay, Damion, this has been
great, but we have got to go,
806
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,260
so if you could just cross off your name--
807
00:36:42,260 --> 00:36:45,580
- Oh, Joe, I told him we could
spend the night, hang out.
808
00:36:45,580 --> 00:36:46,920
- Yeah--
- No, no.
809
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,449
- You never come visit, yeah,
you're in town one night,
810
00:36:50,449 --> 00:36:51,282
you don't even want to hang out,
811
00:36:51,282 --> 00:36:54,450
let's have some fun, we used
to have fun, man, come on.
812
00:36:54,450 --> 00:36:55,710
- [Emily] Come on.
813
00:36:55,710 --> 00:36:56,750
- Okay.
- Yeah!
814
00:36:57,921 --> 00:37:00,370
- Yay, where's that old couch going?
815
00:37:01,724 --> 00:37:04,891
(overlapping chatter)
816
00:37:16,382 --> 00:37:18,720
- This is a great couch.
- It is.
817
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,548
- I don't know why I didn't think of it.
818
00:37:20,548 --> 00:37:22,781
- Why, 'cause I know a lot about couches,
819
00:37:22,781 --> 00:37:24,720
you know, buying and selling so many.
820
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,810
- Yeah, this was a good
idea, to take it out here.
821
00:37:26,810 --> 00:37:29,270
- Yeah, you know, I always
thought this was much more
822
00:37:29,270 --> 00:37:30,250
of an outdoor couch.
823
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,611
- [Emily] There you go.
824
00:37:31,611 --> 00:37:33,930
- Yeah, definitely.
825
00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:35,120
- Well, Emily, what do you do?
826
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,310
You seem like you probably
do something super cool.
827
00:37:37,310 --> 00:37:39,840
- Oh, thanks, but no,
828
00:37:41,010 --> 00:37:44,150
I am a little bit in
between things right now.
829
00:37:44,150 --> 00:37:47,110
- She's a unicycle football
cheerleader right now.
830
00:37:48,130 --> 00:37:49,020
- Oh, wow.
831
00:37:49,020 --> 00:37:50,990
- [Joe] Yeah, real busy.
832
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:57,080
- You know what, I am
beat, where am I sleeping?
833
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,850
- Oh, y'all just take my bed.
834
00:37:58,850 --> 00:37:59,990
- No, no, no.
835
00:37:59,990 --> 00:38:03,660
- Oh, yeah, it's not
problem, yeah, we're gonna,
836
00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:05,210
we're gonna, we're gonna stay out here.
837
00:38:05,210 --> 00:38:09,750
- Okay, then I'll take your new couch.
838
00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:13,513
- Joe, there's a little cat pee issue.
839
00:38:13,513 --> 00:38:14,346
- Ew.
840
00:38:14,346 --> 00:38:15,900
- [Joe] What issue?
841
00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:17,940
- The cat kind of pees
842
00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:19,590
on people if they're sleeping out there.
843
00:38:19,590 --> 00:38:20,423
- What?
844
00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,452
- [Damion] Yeah, you should
make sure you have a door
845
00:38:22,452 --> 00:38:23,285
that you can close.
846
00:38:23,285 --> 00:38:24,340
- That's a gross cat,
why do you have that cat?
847
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:27,290
- Look, it's fine, we can sleep,
we can share the same bed.
848
00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:30,250
- [Damion] I'm sure y'all will be fine.
849
00:38:35,929 --> 00:38:37,517
- Goodnight.
850
00:38:37,517 --> 00:38:38,517
- Goodnight.
851
00:38:44,499 --> 00:38:46,916
(slow music)
852
00:39:14,991 --> 00:39:15,824
I'm sorry.
853
00:39:15,824 --> 00:39:16,657
- Oh, my god, oh, my god, I'm sorry.
854
00:39:16,657 --> 00:39:17,490
- I'm sorry.
855
00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:21,160
- Want coffee?
856
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,910
- Yeah, that sounds good.
857
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:29,913
- [Damion] I can't do it.
858
00:39:29,913 --> 00:39:31,790
- Come on, please.
859
00:39:32,630 --> 00:39:35,200
- It feels weird, man,
you guys are my friends.
860
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,130
- Damion, you're reading
too much into this,
861
00:39:37,130 --> 00:39:39,000
just do it, okay?
862
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,620
- This is such a beautiful tradition.
863
00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:41,453
- [Joe] Oh, my god.
864
00:39:41,453 --> 00:39:42,286
- Yeah, thanks.
865
00:39:42,286 --> 00:39:45,030
- It's heavy as shit,
this is my signature, man.
866
00:39:45,030 --> 00:39:47,240
- You are killing me.
867
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,540
- If I had been there and signed it,
868
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,710
I would totally un-sign it for you now.
869
00:39:50,710 --> 00:39:53,240
- Oh, I wish you'd been there,
you would have loved it.
870
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,250
- It sounds amazing.
871
00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:58,210
- You know, you should
just, here, give me that,
872
00:39:58,210 --> 00:39:59,580
you should just sign it.
873
00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:01,561
- Really?
- Yeah, go for it.
874
00:40:01,561 --> 00:40:02,671
- [Veronica] Aw, thanks.
875
00:40:02,671 --> 00:40:03,504
- [Emily] Why not?
876
00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:04,337
- Why not?
877
00:40:09,046 --> 00:40:09,879
- Okay.
878
00:40:09,879 --> 00:40:10,712
- [Veronica] See?
879
00:40:10,712 --> 00:40:12,480
- [Joe] Look at that.
880
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,580
- [Adam] Hey, guys.
881
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:14,450
- [Joe] Hey.
882
00:40:14,450 --> 00:40:16,631
- I'm sorry I missed you
last night, but I went
883
00:40:16,631 --> 00:40:20,440
to this frat party, at
least a hundred signatures.
884
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,100
- Nice.
885
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,410
- [Adam] You guys are leaving already?
886
00:40:23,410 --> 00:40:25,660
- Well, actually, we need your initials,
887
00:40:25,660 --> 00:40:28,380
you, too, Damion, quit
fucking around, let's go.
888
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:32,280
- You can't just make me sign something.
889
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,650
- [Joe] You, too, oh, my god.
890
00:40:34,650 --> 00:40:36,420
- You gotta give me your rap.
891
00:40:36,420 --> 00:40:37,253
- [Emily] Our rap?
892
00:40:37,253 --> 00:40:38,086
- Our what?
893
00:40:38,086 --> 00:40:40,910
- Why we should support
you getting a divorce,
894
00:40:40,910 --> 00:40:42,700
you know, why it's best
you're splitting up.
895
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:46,250
- Guys, this is getting really old, okay?
896
00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:48,810
Cross off your names,
put your initials down,
897
00:40:48,810 --> 00:40:50,520
and we're gonna go, all right?
898
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,770
- It just feels weird, man.
- You don't have
899
00:40:53,770 --> 00:40:56,990
to sign anything you're
uncomfortable with, okay?
900
00:40:56,990 --> 00:40:58,570
Man, I wouldn't want your signature
901
00:40:58,570 --> 00:40:59,700
if you didn't feel good about it.
902
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:00,770
- All right, you know what,
903
00:41:00,770 --> 00:41:02,820
just feel good about it, come on.
904
00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:05,980
- Well, the first rule
of collecting signatures,
905
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,580
you don't force people to do it.
906
00:41:08,919 --> 00:41:10,369
- And what's the second rule?
907
00:41:11,390 --> 00:41:13,240
- You make 'em think it's their idea.
908
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,136
(slow music)
909
00:41:19,641 --> 00:41:21,120
(overlapping chatter)
910
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,950
You need a hook, start with
something that grabs 'em.
911
00:41:23,950 --> 00:41:26,900
- Since you were part of the
beginning, by signing this--
912
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:30,326
- We want you guys to
be also part of the end.
913
00:41:30,326 --> 00:41:31,159
- [Emily] Support us.
914
00:41:31,159 --> 00:41:33,740
- And support us in this decision to,
915
00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:36,660
together move on with our lives.
916
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:37,493
- [Emily] Thank you.
917
00:41:37,493 --> 00:41:38,410
- [Joe] Perfect.
918
00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:40,900
- Then convey the importance of the issue.
919
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:44,380
- [Joe] And because your
signatures were very important
920
00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:48,210
to us, we want you to--
- Cross yours out.
921
00:41:48,210 --> 00:41:49,380
- [Joe] Yes.
922
00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:50,213
- Right.
923
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,960
- [Adam] Cater your
message to your audience.
924
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,300
- Mom, Dad, I really need your help,
925
00:41:57,300 --> 00:42:01,600
don't worry, I don't need
money, this is actually free.
926
00:42:02,793 --> 00:42:03,930
- Well, sure.
927
00:42:05,970 --> 00:42:06,980
- [Adam] Let them know that support
928
00:42:06,980 --> 00:42:08,430
of your cause is really easy.
929
00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:10,640
- [Joe] Hey, Aunt Avis,
we just needed your help
930
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,710
with something really fast, okay?
931
00:42:12,710 --> 00:42:17,710
- Let me just help you
out here, there you go.
932
00:42:17,710 --> 00:42:20,370
- [Adam] Wear comfy shoes, that's a must.
933
00:42:20,370 --> 00:42:23,780
- We have an opportunity
of a lifetime for you.
934
00:42:25,158 --> 00:42:25,991
- [Emily] Remember that?
935
00:42:25,991 --> 00:42:26,980
- Remember the waterparks?
936
00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:28,478
- You'd always wear black
socks with your bathing suit.
937
00:42:28,478 --> 00:42:29,311
- Yep.
938
00:42:29,311 --> 00:42:31,280
- [Adam] Make it fun, be their friend.
939
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,890
- [Joe] They are our friends.
940
00:42:33,890 --> 00:42:34,840
- Even better.
941
00:42:36,810 --> 00:42:40,430
Remember, enjoy humanity,
enjoy connecting with people.
942
00:42:40,430 --> 00:42:42,530
- [Emily] So can we count on your support?
943
00:42:43,410 --> 00:42:44,890
- Whatever.
944
00:42:44,890 --> 00:42:46,381
- [Adam] It's a gift.
945
00:42:46,381 --> 00:42:47,680
- [Emily] Thanks, right there.
946
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,030
- And bring plenty of pens.
947
00:42:55,438 --> 00:42:57,100
- [Joe] Thank you.
948
00:42:57,100 --> 00:43:00,530
- I think that's it, you
guys are all set for success.
949
00:43:00,530 --> 00:43:01,363
- [Joe] I'll see you soon.
950
00:43:01,363 --> 00:43:02,410
- Take care of yourself.
951
00:43:02,410 --> 00:43:03,300
- [Joe] Okay.
952
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:04,233
- Think it over.
953
00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:05,170
- [Joe] Thank you.
954
00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:12,220
- Ruin your day, won't it?
955
00:43:17,269 --> 00:43:20,519
(construction rumbles)
956
00:43:22,010 --> 00:43:24,667
- This is so weird, Vicky seemed sure
957
00:43:24,667 --> 00:43:26,650
that Michelle lived here.
958
00:43:26,650 --> 00:43:27,920
- Yeah, weird.
959
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,700
- I don't know who else to ask.
960
00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:34,640
- Hey, I have an idea,
let's go back to the motel
961
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,670
and order a pizza, huh, put
mushrooms on it like you like,
962
00:43:38,670 --> 00:43:41,390
motel pizza is the best pizza, come on.
963
00:43:42,310 --> 00:43:43,160
- [Emily] All right.
964
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:43,993
- Yeah?
965
00:43:43,993 --> 00:43:44,826
- [Emily] Yeah.
966
00:43:44,826 --> 00:43:45,659
- All right, let's go.
967
00:43:48,690 --> 00:43:49,523
- [Emily] That's mine.
968
00:43:49,523 --> 00:43:50,422
- [Joe] No, it's not.
969
00:43:50,422 --> 00:43:51,255
- [Emily] Yes.
970
00:43:51,255 --> 00:43:52,543
- [Joe] What, no.
971
00:43:52,543 --> 00:43:53,376
- Yeah.
972
00:43:53,376 --> 00:43:54,440
- [Joe] No, why?
973
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,340
- You already had four.
974
00:43:55,340 --> 00:43:57,280
- I know, but I'm bigger
than you, this is,
975
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,331
I deserve this piece of pizza.
976
00:43:58,331 --> 00:43:59,345
- What, this, that--
977
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:01,350
- No, no, no, wait, wait, hey, oh, oh, oh,
978
00:44:01,350 --> 00:44:04,430
everybody relax,
everybody calm down, okay?
979
00:44:04,430 --> 00:44:06,504
Let's put the pizza down
and think about this.
980
00:44:06,504 --> 00:44:09,110
- That's mine.
- Okay, let's thumb war.
981
00:44:11,586 --> 00:44:12,874
Huh?
982
00:44:12,874 --> 00:44:13,707
- All right, let's do it.
983
00:44:13,707 --> 00:44:14,540
- [Joe] All right, all right, let's do it.
984
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:15,373
- [Emily] Yeah.
985
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,153
- [Joe] What?
986
00:44:17,153 --> 00:44:18,595
- Gross, your hands are so greasy.
987
00:44:18,595 --> 00:44:19,740
- Well, welcome to war, this is hell,
988
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,120
one, two, three, four,
I declare a thumb war.
989
00:44:23,610 --> 00:44:26,404
Hey, hey, hey, hey, no
leverage, no, look at you--
990
00:44:26,404 --> 00:44:27,237
- What about you?
991
00:44:27,237 --> 00:44:29,533
- Hey, what's that over there, is that a?
992
00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:31,720
One, two, three--
- No, no, no!
993
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,084
- Four, game, game over.
994
00:44:33,084 --> 00:44:34,640
(door knocks)
995
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,700
Get the door, you lost.
996
00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:36,595
- [Emily] Who's?
997
00:44:36,595 --> 00:44:37,428
- I don't know.
998
00:44:37,428 --> 00:44:38,441
- Did you order more pizza?
999
00:44:38,441 --> 00:44:40,355
- No, go, you, you, loser gets it.
1000
00:44:40,355 --> 00:44:41,990
- I'll get it, I'll get it,
I'll get it, I'll get it.
1001
00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:43,649
- And you have officially lost.
1002
00:44:43,649 --> 00:44:44,482
(door knocks)
1003
00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:47,588
- No, no, no, no, drop
it, put it down, come on.
1004
00:44:47,588 --> 00:44:50,400
(door knocks)
1005
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,700
Oh, my god.
- I found you!
1006
00:44:55,165 --> 00:44:56,654
Alright.
1007
00:44:56,654 --> 00:44:58,670
- What, I thought you were
gonna be here tomorrow.
1008
00:44:58,670 --> 00:45:00,860
- No, there was one
more bus for the night,
1009
00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:02,300
I got on it, yeah.
1010
00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:04,053
Hey, man.
1011
00:45:04,053 --> 00:45:05,724
- [Joe] Hey, good to see you.
1012
00:45:05,724 --> 00:45:07,807
- Good to be here.
- Yeah.
1013
00:45:09,030 --> 00:45:10,200
- Sorry, I forgot to tell you,
1014
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,870
Mikey's tournament ended, so
he's free to come with us.
1015
00:45:12,870 --> 00:45:15,420
- It didn't end, baby, we lost.
1016
00:45:15,420 --> 00:45:16,900
- Right, sorry.
1017
00:45:18,374 --> 00:45:19,374
- It's okay.
1018
00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,014
- Is that okay?
1019
00:45:22,014 --> 00:45:24,620
- Yeah, yeah, more, more people to drive.
1020
00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:26,420
- I told you, see,
1021
00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:28,600
road trips are more fun with three people.
1022
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,250
- Yeah, that's what people say.
1023
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:31,350
- He always says that.
1024
00:45:32,789 --> 00:45:34,080
- I'm gonna go to my room, so I'll just.
1025
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,185
- [Emily] Oh, okay.
1026
00:45:35,185 --> 00:45:36,240
- [Mikey] Oops, sorry, man.
1027
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,910
- Yeah, you have a unicycle, that's right.
1028
00:45:38,910 --> 00:45:40,760
Okay, I'll see you guys later.
1029
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,593
- [Mikey] Goodnight, buddy.
1030
00:45:41,593 --> 00:45:42,426
- Yeah, goodnight.
1031
00:45:42,426 --> 00:45:43,259
- [Mikey] Have a good night.
1032
00:45:46,825 --> 00:45:48,516
- [Emily] Oh, my god.
1033
00:45:48,516 --> 00:45:50,160
- Is that pizza?
- Yeah.
1034
00:45:51,646 --> 00:45:54,813
(television chatters)
1035
00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:08,625
(slow music)
1036
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:35,994
(door knocks)
1037
00:46:35,994 --> 00:46:38,900
(slow music)
1038
00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,764
- Yeah, like one of my friends,
1039
00:46:40,764 --> 00:46:43,220
one of my doctor friends
started dating one
1040
00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:45,774
of the patients, you
know, it happens a lot.
1041
00:46:45,774 --> 00:46:46,730
- Wow.
1042
00:46:46,730 --> 00:46:49,500
- She was my doctor, you
know, that's how we met.
1043
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:52,490
- Well, I was shadowing, he
came in with a broken arm.
1044
00:46:52,490 --> 00:46:54,780
- She's got a really good bedside manner,
1045
00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:58,130
that's why I'm glad you quit,
I couldn't stand the thought
1046
00:46:58,130 --> 00:47:00,072
of sharing that attention
with any other patients.
1047
00:47:00,072 --> 00:47:01,510
- Oh.
1048
00:47:01,510 --> 00:47:03,430
- And what do you do for work, Mikey?
1049
00:47:03,430 --> 00:47:05,540
Like for money, I mean.
- Well, right now,
1050
00:47:05,540 --> 00:47:07,800
unicycle football's
taking up most of my time.
1051
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:08,633
- Oh, okay.
1052
00:47:08,633 --> 00:47:09,760
- You know, we're trying
1053
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,860
to get it recognized as an official sport.
1054
00:47:12,770 --> 00:47:16,126
- It's not already, I
could have sworn it is,
1055
00:47:16,126 --> 00:47:17,840
I saw it on TV, hey, hey, ow!
1056
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:18,673
- Shut up.
1057
00:47:18,673 --> 00:47:20,500
- Don't kid, man, this thing could be huge
1058
00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:21,950
if people only knew about it.
1059
00:47:22,938 --> 00:47:25,230
- There's just so much falling, you know,
1060
00:47:25,230 --> 00:47:28,520
like, like there's no
momentum to it at all.
1061
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,480
- People love falling.
1062
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,640
- Yeah, honey, it's so much
fun watching you fall, honey.
1063
00:47:34,064 --> 00:47:35,764
- Yeah, I mean, it's a real skill.
1064
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:38,240
People would be much better off
1065
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,140
if they knew how to fall gracefully.
1066
00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:41,980
- You should teach a class in it.
1067
00:47:41,980 --> 00:47:42,900
- [Emily] He does.
1068
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:44,010
- And not falling.
1069
00:47:44,010 --> 00:47:45,480
- Oh, yeah, at the senior center.
1070
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,313
- Really?
1071
00:47:46,313 --> 00:47:47,146
- [Emily] Mm-hmm.
1072
00:47:47,146 --> 00:47:47,979
- [Mikey] Yeah.
1073
00:47:47,979 --> 00:47:48,812
- Oh, wow.
1074
00:47:48,812 --> 00:47:50,120
- It's also important to know how to,
1075
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,320
you know, not fall.
1076
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:55,400
- Yeah, there's a,
there's a balance to it.
1077
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,900
- [Mikey] Balance, I never
thought of it that way.
1078
00:48:00,182 --> 00:48:02,599
(slow music)
1079
00:48:12,690 --> 00:48:13,857
- [Emily] Hey.
1080
00:48:16,230 --> 00:48:18,740
Oh, no, what's wrong?
1081
00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:21,920
- It won't start, and the thing
starts in a couple of hours,
1082
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,690
and we're still six hours away.
1083
00:48:23,690 --> 00:48:25,940
- Oh, here, it's okay.
1084
00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:31,420
- You're right, I mean, how fortuitous,
1085
00:48:31,420 --> 00:48:33,770
now that you're here, I
can just ride with you.
1086
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:35,990
- Ride where?
1087
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,550
- To the memorial service.
1088
00:48:39,980 --> 00:48:40,813
- What?
1089
00:48:41,687 --> 00:48:43,160
- Oh, you didn't hear?
1090
00:48:51,268 --> 00:48:54,540
- I don't get it, we were just there,
1091
00:48:54,540 --> 00:48:59,040
Uncle Tommy seemed fine, maybe
not in tiptop shape, but.
1092
00:49:03,570 --> 00:49:04,403
- Who are you?
1093
00:49:05,350 --> 00:49:07,200
- Oh, that's actually what we wanted to--
1094
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,033
- Joe.
1095
00:49:08,033 --> 00:49:09,160
- [Joe] Talk to you about.
1096
00:49:10,433 --> 00:49:11,525
It's fine.
1097
00:49:11,525 --> 00:49:13,942
(slow music)
1098
00:49:25,656 --> 00:49:28,406
(car doors slam)
1099
00:49:29,270 --> 00:49:30,730
- Thanks for the ride.
1100
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,050
- You know, Mikey, I think
it's gonna be best if you stay
1101
00:49:34,050 --> 00:49:36,970
in the car, this is my
religious side of the family,
1102
00:49:36,970 --> 00:49:40,020
and they're not gonna look
kindly on me if I have two dates.
1103
00:49:40,020 --> 00:49:40,853
- Say no more.
1104
00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:42,570
- All right, ready?
1105
00:49:46,082 --> 00:49:47,165
I have to go.
1106
00:49:49,604 --> 00:49:50,604
- You guys have fun.
1107
00:49:52,330 --> 00:49:53,163
- Okay.
1108
00:49:55,539 --> 00:49:58,706
(overlapping chatter)
1109
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,453
- I'm so glad you two are here.
1110
00:50:03,453 --> 00:50:05,090
- [Emily] What happened?
1111
00:50:05,090 --> 00:50:09,350
- He died in his sleep, that's
the best way to go, I'm sure,
1112
00:50:09,350 --> 00:50:13,541
but, oh, I think poor Milly
is just torn to pieces.
1113
00:50:13,541 --> 00:50:17,210
- Well, at least, I guess
now she can be free finally.
1114
00:50:17,210 --> 00:50:19,720
- What a terrible thing to say.
1115
00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:23,213
- Well, just between us, they
were actually planning on--
1116
00:50:23,213 --> 00:50:25,630
(Milly sobs)
1117
00:50:37,745 --> 00:50:38,777
(radio blares music)
1118
00:50:38,777 --> 00:50:41,257
♪ Come on, everybody, give it a chance ♪
1119
00:50:41,257 --> 00:50:43,097
♪ See, the girls are
wearing stretch pants ♪
1120
00:50:43,097 --> 00:50:45,198
♪ Like they're regular pants ♪
1121
00:50:45,198 --> 00:50:46,857
♪ And you don't want to drink, and ♪
1122
00:50:46,857 --> 00:50:48,020
- Afraid so, I'm sorry.
1123
00:50:48,020 --> 00:50:50,657
- I thought he had bales of it.
1124
00:50:50,657 --> 00:50:53,051
- That's the, you'll see what it is.
1125
00:50:53,051 --> 00:50:53,950
- When did you fly in?
1126
00:50:53,950 --> 00:50:54,783
- Yesterday.
1127
00:50:55,780 --> 00:50:56,880
- I'm sorry for your loss.
1128
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,860
- Yeah, thanks, so your mom said that you
1129
00:50:59,860 --> 00:51:01,636
and Joe might be coming to Philly soon.
1130
00:51:01,636 --> 00:51:02,469
- Yeah.
1131
00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:07,360
Wait, about that, let
me just grab something
1132
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,260
that I want to show you, is that okay?
1133
00:51:14,980 --> 00:51:17,223
- I got my cousin Brian's initials.
1134
00:51:17,223 --> 00:51:18,160
- What?
1135
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,410
- Yes, he was our farthest point,
1136
00:51:21,670 --> 00:51:23,690
I mean, look around, there
are, like 30 initials
1137
00:51:23,690 --> 00:51:25,178
that we can get here like
that. (snaps fingers)
1138
00:51:25,178 --> 00:51:26,140
- Yeah, but they're not gonna want
1139
00:51:26,140 --> 00:51:28,260
to sign at a time like this, Emily.
1140
00:51:28,260 --> 00:51:31,380
- What, I mean, if
anything, they're less prone
1141
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:32,610
to putting up a fight.
1142
00:51:33,950 --> 00:51:35,747
- Is the family from New Jersey here?
1143
00:51:35,747 --> 00:51:37,250
- The Bigelows?
- Yeah.
1144
00:51:37,250 --> 00:51:39,540
- All four of them.
- And the Grant family?
1145
00:51:40,410 --> 00:51:44,440
- Here, I'm telling you,
this is a gold mine.
1146
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,200
- Holy fuck.
1147
00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:52,125
(window knocks)
1148
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,740
- You must be Mikey.
1149
00:51:57,740 --> 00:52:01,344
- You must be Rose, pleased
to meet your acquaintance.
1150
00:52:01,344 --> 00:52:03,931
(radio blares music)
1151
00:52:03,931 --> 00:52:06,040
- We really appreciate this.
1152
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,810
- Well, my dad cared
an awful lot about you,
1153
00:52:08,810 --> 00:52:11,990
and I know he would want you to be happy.
1154
00:52:11,990 --> 00:52:16,990
- I know, he did, so if
you could just sign here,
1155
00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:20,130
that's, your name is right there, thanks.
1156
00:52:20,130 --> 00:52:22,614
- Great, thank you.
1157
00:52:22,614 --> 00:52:24,172
- Thanks.
1158
00:52:24,172 --> 00:52:25,412
- All right, I'll take you back,
1159
00:52:25,412 --> 00:52:29,468
there's some good
crackers in the main room.
1160
00:52:29,468 --> 00:52:31,885
(slow music)
1161
00:52:38,519 --> 00:52:40,103
- [Emily] Here in the study.
1162
00:52:40,103 --> 00:52:43,275
(background noise drowns out speaker)
1163
00:52:43,275 --> 00:52:44,319
- [Joe] All right, thank you.
1164
00:52:44,319 --> 00:52:45,736
- [Emily] Thanks.
1165
00:52:49,561 --> 00:52:50,980
- Are you sure about this?
1166
00:52:50,980 --> 00:52:53,603
- Yeah, yeah, never
been, never been surer.
1167
00:52:53,603 --> 00:52:54,486
- [Man In Brown Sweater] Okay.
1168
00:52:54,486 --> 00:52:56,850
- [Joe] All right, thanks so much.
1169
00:52:56,850 --> 00:52:58,600
- Didn't you guys get divorced?
1170
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,480
- Yeah, we just have to
make it official first.
1171
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,290
- I mean, you don't want that, do you?
1172
00:53:07,290 --> 00:53:09,780
To be married to a woman
who, in the eyes of god,
1173
00:53:09,780 --> 00:53:14,270
and everyone she knows, is
still married to somebody else.
1174
00:53:14,270 --> 00:53:15,800
- No, I don't want that.
1175
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:20,350
- See, Emily doesn't
understand why I care so much,
1176
00:53:20,350 --> 00:53:24,760
but if you take away a
contract, what's left?
1177
00:53:27,460 --> 00:53:30,190
- I mean, you're just looking
out for her, I get that,
1178
00:53:31,930 --> 00:53:35,340
it's all I want to do, I
mean, we're not so different.
1179
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:40,030
- [Man In Suit] What is this again?
1180
00:53:40,030 --> 00:53:41,980
- Their divorce papers.
1181
00:53:44,420 --> 00:53:45,253
- [Joe] Thank you.
1182
00:53:45,253 --> 00:53:46,401
- [Emily] Thanks.
1183
00:53:49,109 --> 00:53:50,650
- This is hardly the time.
1184
00:53:50,650 --> 00:53:53,260
- [Joe] Yeah, I know, it's just--
1185
00:53:53,260 --> 00:53:54,093
- Thanks.
1186
00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:02,570
- Hey, come here.
- Hmm?
1187
00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:05,930
What?
1188
00:54:05,930 --> 00:54:07,400
- Look.
1189
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,233
- What?
1190
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,991
- [Mikey] Center your
spine over this (mumbles).
1191
00:54:11,991 --> 00:54:12,824
- [Rose] Okay.
1192
00:54:12,824 --> 00:54:13,840
- [Mikey] You all right?
1193
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:15,000
- What the hey?
1194
00:54:15,878 --> 00:54:17,320
- Huh.
1195
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:21,558
- I'm not gonna let go, you
see that tree over there?
1196
00:54:21,558 --> 00:54:22,391
- Yeah.
1197
00:54:22,391 --> 00:54:23,960
- That's where we're going.
1198
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,561
- Hey, let's, let's make sure
we have all the signatures.
1199
00:54:27,561 --> 00:54:29,150
- [Emily] Okay.
1200
00:54:29,150 --> 00:54:30,380
- It's been a pleasure.
1201
00:54:30,380 --> 00:54:31,213
- [Mikey] All mine.
1202
00:54:31,213 --> 00:54:33,420
- And I'll be sure and hand
these out at Quaker meeting.
1203
00:54:33,420 --> 00:54:34,450
- [Mikey] You are awesome.
1204
00:54:34,450 --> 00:54:36,605
- [Joe] Mikey, come on, we gotta go.
1205
00:54:36,605 --> 00:54:38,220
- Okay, okay.
1206
00:54:39,690 --> 00:54:41,024
- Hey, it was good seeing you guys.
1207
00:54:41,024 --> 00:54:42,300
- [Mikey] Hey, yeah.
1208
00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:43,133
- Great seeing you.
1209
00:54:43,133 --> 00:54:43,966
- [Emily] Great seeing you.
1210
00:54:43,966 --> 00:54:44,799
- You've still gotta come see us
1211
00:54:44,799 --> 00:54:46,330
in Wheeling, West Virginia, right?
1212
00:54:46,330 --> 00:54:49,530
- Yes, absolutely, all right, bye.
1213
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:55,713
Let's go.
1214
00:54:57,031 --> 00:54:59,614
(upbeat music)
1215
00:55:07,185 --> 00:55:09,396
♪ If you want it ♪
1216
00:55:09,396 --> 00:55:12,267
♪ I've got it ♪
1217
00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:15,439
♪ And if you mean it, I'm on it ♪
1218
00:55:15,439 --> 00:55:17,405
♪ Get it straight, girl ♪
1219
00:55:17,405 --> 00:55:20,757
♪ Get it straight, girl ♪
1220
00:55:20,757 --> 00:55:25,757
♪ It's a (mumbles), you got one time ♪
1221
00:55:34,368 --> 00:55:36,720
- So you walk in with a broken arm?
1222
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:40,868
- Yeah, like extra broken,
not just any old broken arm.
1223
00:55:40,868 --> 00:55:43,554
- I was secretly hoping to
get, like a bone sticking up.
1224
00:55:43,554 --> 00:55:44,498
- Oh, my god.
1225
00:55:44,498 --> 00:55:47,410
- She was impressed, we went
out, like the next night.
1226
00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:50,750
- Of course, yeah, sure.
1227
00:55:50,750 --> 00:55:53,080
- It worked, yeah, (mumbles).
1228
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,280
- How did you guys meet?
1229
00:55:55,570 --> 00:55:57,240
- You haven't told him the story?
1230
00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:58,840
- I, god--
- What?
1231
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,420
- I guess it didn't come up.
1232
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:02,450
- It's such a good story.
1233
00:56:02,450 --> 00:56:04,620
- Tell it, yeah, I want
to hear it, come on.
1234
00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:05,870
- [Emily] Okay, okay, okay.
1235
00:56:05,870 --> 00:56:07,210
- Of course, we'll tell you the story.
1236
00:56:07,210 --> 00:56:08,420
- So I was boarding a bus.
1237
00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:11,190
- Right, like a Greyhound,
like Dallas, Austin.
1238
00:56:11,190 --> 00:56:12,023
- Yeah.
- Classic.
1239
00:56:12,023 --> 00:56:14,290
- And it was really crowded.
- Super packed.
1240
00:56:14,290 --> 00:56:15,370
- Crazy.
- Yes.
1241
00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:16,750
- But it had assigned seating,
1242
00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:18,110
so you had tickets, you were fine.
1243
00:56:18,110 --> 00:56:20,020
- And so I'm sitting in my seat,
1244
00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:23,950
minding my own business, and
then this girl walks up to me,
1245
00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:25,660
and she's like, "You're in my seat."
1246
00:56:25,660 --> 00:56:27,210
- Get out. (laughs)
1247
00:56:27,210 --> 00:56:31,110
- Yeah, and I start to panic,
'cause I can't find my ticket,
1248
00:56:31,110 --> 00:56:32,760
it's not in my bag, I
don't know where it is,
1249
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,060
and the bus is super crowded, so I'm like,
1250
00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:36,893
if this isn't my seat, I'm screwed.
1251
00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:38,478
- Yeah.
- Oh, man.
1252
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:40,890
- Yes, yes, and then she realizes
1253
00:56:40,890 --> 00:56:45,710
that she misread her ticket, and anyways,
1254
00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:47,950
we started talking, we started talking,
1255
00:56:47,950 --> 00:56:49,750
and she goes back to her seat,
1256
00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:51,410
and we start looking at each other,
1257
00:56:51,410 --> 00:56:52,630
pretending like we're
not looking, but we are--
1258
00:56:52,630 --> 00:56:54,400
- [Emily] I remember
doing that, oh, my god.
1259
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,720
- [Joe] Yes, yes, exactly.
1260
00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:57,270
- Yeah, I've done that, I love that.
1261
00:56:57,270 --> 00:56:59,940
- Right, and then we get to Austin,
1262
00:56:59,940 --> 00:57:02,740
and there's one cab, so we share it,
1263
00:57:02,740 --> 00:57:05,550
and we just keep talking and talking,
1264
00:57:05,550 --> 00:57:08,420
and then I just end up not
going to my buddy's place
1265
00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:10,270
that I came to Austin to visit,
1266
00:57:11,260 --> 00:57:14,390
instead I just ended up
staying at her place, for like.
1267
00:57:16,670 --> 00:57:17,503
- Forever.
1268
00:57:18,947 --> 00:57:19,780
- Forever.
1269
00:57:21,770 --> 00:57:22,603
- [Mikey] Wow.
1270
00:57:25,590 --> 00:57:27,590
- He's still living in my old apartment.
1271
00:57:29,390 --> 00:57:30,680
- Yeah.
1272
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,250
- That's an amazing story,
1273
00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:33,900
I can't believe I never heard it before.
1274
00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:35,070
- [Emily] Yeah, I know.
1275
00:57:35,070 --> 00:57:37,410
- I mean, babe, if you
hadn't misread your ticket--
1276
00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:39,610
- Oh, no, he didn't tell the whole thing.
1277
00:57:39,610 --> 00:57:40,660
- There's more?
1278
00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:41,557
- [Emily] Yeah.
1279
00:57:41,557 --> 00:57:45,110
- What, what did I miss?
1280
00:57:45,110 --> 00:57:47,720
- The, the thing is that I
had seen Joe at the terminal,
1281
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,890
and I wanted to talk to
him, so I made up all
1282
00:57:50,890 --> 00:57:54,428
that stuff about him in my
seat so that I had an excuse.
1283
00:57:54,428 --> 00:57:56,181
- You tricked him.
1284
00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:57,490
- What, no.
1285
00:57:57,490 --> 00:57:58,323
- [Emily] Yeah.
1286
00:57:58,323 --> 00:58:00,260
- No, because remember, we
talked about isn't it crazy
1287
00:58:00,260 --> 00:58:04,270
that 4C looked so much like
14C, that was the whole thing.
1288
00:58:04,270 --> 00:58:08,040
- Yeah, but that's just, it
was just me hitting on you.
1289
00:58:08,930 --> 00:58:09,763
- [Joe] What?
1290
00:58:09,763 --> 00:58:11,000
- You knew that, come on,
1291
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,990
that's what makes it a funny story.
1292
00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:14,560
- No, that's not funny, that's not a good,
1293
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,430
that's not a good, that's
not even a story anymore.
1294
00:58:18,286 --> 00:58:19,119
- What?
1295
00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:24,070
- Hey, it's, it's not as good of a story.
1296
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,090
- [Emily] Yes, it is.
1297
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,120
Well, who's, let's keep
playing who's turn--
1298
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,137
- [Mikey] I mean, don't cry about it.
1299
00:58:33,137 --> 00:58:34,637
- No, that's fine.
1300
00:58:36,137 --> 00:58:37,319
- Nice.
1301
00:58:37,319 --> 00:58:39,736
(slow music)
1302
00:59:25,750 --> 00:59:28,130
All right, guys, this is it, last couple
1303
00:59:28,130 --> 00:59:30,640
of signatures to get crossed off.
1304
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,930
- But what about Michelle, we
don't even know where she is.
1305
00:59:32,930 --> 00:59:33,763
- Well, that's true,
1306
00:59:33,763 --> 00:59:36,510
but we still gotta come
in strong on this one.
1307
00:59:38,620 --> 00:59:39,520
(dog barks)
1308
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,050
Oh, what was that?
1309
00:59:42,050 --> 00:59:45,288
- [Emily] Oh, my god.
1310
00:59:45,288 --> 00:59:46,550
- Oh, my god.
- It's a dog.
1311
00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:48,820
- [Mikey] Oh, my god.
1312
00:59:48,820 --> 00:59:50,028
- [Joe] Oh.
1313
00:59:50,028 --> 00:59:51,620
- Oh, my god, oh, my god.
1314
00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:55,566
- It's not bad, she's
okay, okay, hold her leg.
1315
00:59:55,566 --> 00:59:56,399
- Okay, all right.
1316
00:59:56,399 --> 00:59:58,480
- Hold her, you're gonna be fine,
1317
00:59:59,420 --> 01:00:02,280
let's just tie (mumbles)
here, okay, good girl.
1318
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,790
- What just happened?
1319
01:00:03,790 --> 01:00:05,880
- Oh, my god, Jane!
1320
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,377
- Oh, my god, oh, my god.
- How could you!
1321
01:00:07,377 --> 01:00:08,649
- [Man With Beard] Oh, god!
1322
01:00:08,649 --> 01:00:09,482
- [Emily] It's just her leg.
1323
01:00:09,482 --> 01:00:10,510
- [Man In Argyle Sweater]
Well, call the vet.
1324
01:00:10,510 --> 01:00:12,700
- Hey, hey, she's in med
school, okay, she's got this.
1325
01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:13,800
- [Emily] It's not bad.
1326
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,074
- You'd better fix this.
1327
01:00:15,074 --> 01:00:17,234
- I can't take this, I can't take this.
1328
01:00:17,234 --> 01:00:18,343
- It's okay.
- I can't.
1329
01:00:18,343 --> 01:00:19,696
- Oh, sweetie, if she dies--
1330
01:00:19,696 --> 01:00:20,840
- [Man With Beard] Oh, god, no!
1331
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,176
- She's not gonna die, no, she's not--
1332
01:00:23,176 --> 01:00:24,369
- [Man With Beard] Oh, god, no.
1333
01:00:24,369 --> 01:00:25,710
- [Joe] It's okay.
1334
01:00:25,710 --> 01:00:26,760
- What are you doing?
1335
01:00:27,870 --> 01:00:28,703
(Emily gasps)
1336
01:00:28,703 --> 01:00:30,139
- Hey, just give her a second, just,
1337
01:00:30,139 --> 01:00:32,240
hey, hey, just give her a second, please.
1338
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:36,225
Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay, it's okay,
1339
01:00:36,225 --> 01:00:38,530
you know what to do,
okay, look up, look up,
1340
01:00:38,530 --> 01:00:40,230
put your hands up, come
on, you've got this,
1341
01:00:40,230 --> 01:00:43,660
okay, it's okay, now breathe,
just breathe and look up,
1342
01:00:43,660 --> 01:00:48,660
just breathe and look up, there
you go, breathe and look up.
1343
01:00:48,938 --> 01:00:50,565
You okay?
- Yeah.
1344
01:00:50,565 --> 01:00:52,860
- All right, can you fix her?
1345
01:00:52,860 --> 01:00:53,704
- [Emily] Yeah, I think so.
1346
01:00:53,704 --> 01:00:55,704
- [Joe] All right, okay.
1347
01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:58,800
All right, guys, she's
got it under control,
1348
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,010
it's all gonna be under control, okay,
1349
01:01:01,010 --> 01:01:03,420
no need to worry, we promise.
1350
01:01:06,961 --> 01:01:07,794
- [Man In Argyle Sweater] Honestly,
1351
01:01:07,794 --> 01:01:09,600
she looks more alert than she ever has.
1352
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:12,004
- I think she may have
really needed this, yeah.
1353
01:01:12,004 --> 01:01:13,390
- I could use something like that,
1354
01:01:13,390 --> 01:01:16,320
a revelation, something to
make you feel spunky again.
1355
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:19,430
- Car wreck, plane crash, something.
1356
01:01:19,430 --> 01:01:22,367
- Seriously, you gotta be
reminded, life is short,
1357
01:01:22,367 --> 01:01:24,000
(snaps fingers) it could change on a dime.
1358
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,840
- Play hard, and be thankful.
1359
01:01:27,970 --> 01:01:29,990
- So you guys will do it, then?
1360
01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:30,930
Can you cross your names off?
1361
01:01:30,930 --> 01:01:32,000
- [Man In Argyle Sweater] Sure.
1362
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,110
- Okay.
1363
01:01:33,110 --> 01:01:34,200
- Thanks so much.
1364
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,130
- Great, that was easy.
1365
01:01:38,848 --> 01:01:39,690
Great.
1366
01:01:39,690 --> 01:01:41,230
- Of course, we would like you
1367
01:01:41,230 --> 01:01:43,910
to return the picnic backpack we gave you.
1368
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,210
- I don't think we kept it.
1369
01:01:47,210 --> 01:01:48,784
- Yeah, we will check
when we get home, so.
1370
01:01:48,784 --> 01:01:50,060
- Okay.
1371
01:01:50,060 --> 01:01:51,104
- [Joe] All right, great.
1372
01:01:51,104 --> 01:01:52,220
- [Man With Beard] And my initials.
1373
01:01:52,220 --> 01:01:53,706
- Thank you so much, and we will--
1374
01:01:53,706 --> 01:01:56,960
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1375
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:00,890
You forgot about Marie,
you gotta have her initial,
1376
01:02:01,788 --> 01:02:04,170
a footprint is a signature.
1377
01:02:04,170 --> 01:02:06,150
- Yeah, I think it's legal.
1378
01:02:06,150 --> 01:02:08,500
- Okay, where is she?
1379
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,732
- She hasn't been too cooperative lately.
1380
01:02:10,732 --> 01:02:11,640
- No?
1381
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,660
- No, you could try, but.
1382
01:02:15,270 --> 01:02:16,940
- Well, good luck.
1383
01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:20,910
- We're both just very
different people now.
1384
01:02:20,910 --> 01:02:21,980
- We've moved on.
1385
01:02:23,770 --> 01:02:24,660
- [Emily] People change.
1386
01:02:24,660 --> 01:02:26,720
- Yeah, Emily's engaged to somebody new.
1387
01:02:29,030 --> 01:02:30,343
- Hi.
1388
01:02:30,343 --> 01:02:31,690
- But you're married.
1389
01:02:31,690 --> 01:02:33,080
- Yes.
- Yes.
1390
01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:37,110
But we don't--
- Don't want to be anymore.
1391
01:02:37,110 --> 01:02:39,050
- Right.
- We've changed.
1392
01:02:39,050 --> 01:02:40,060
- I don't think so.
1393
01:02:42,727 --> 01:02:43,560
- [Joe] Okay.
1394
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,890
- What about candy, do you--
- Yes, candy.
1395
01:02:45,890 --> 01:02:46,730
- [Emily] Please?
1396
01:02:46,730 --> 01:02:47,563
- [Joe] Yeah, please?
1397
01:02:47,563 --> 01:02:49,258
- I don't know.
1398
01:02:49,258 --> 01:02:51,558
- Do you have any cash?
- How about 20 bucks?
1399
01:02:52,450 --> 01:02:54,650
- You're not supposed to bribe kids.
1400
01:02:54,650 --> 01:02:56,060
- [Joe] No, you're not.
1401
01:02:57,392 --> 01:02:58,670
- We're not trying to
shatter your conceptions
1402
01:02:58,670 --> 01:02:59,503
of marriage here.
1403
01:02:59,503 --> 01:03:02,090
- You've got that one, I
know you know that one.
1404
01:03:02,090 --> 01:03:04,190
- There's nothing wrong with divorce,
1405
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:07,370
they just don't talk about
it in children's stories.
1406
01:03:07,370 --> 01:03:08,690
You know what, statistically,
1407
01:03:08,690 --> 01:03:11,520
50% of the stories
probably ended in divorce.
1408
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:12,353
- We really need to finish,
1409
01:03:12,353 --> 01:03:14,190
so if we could talk about this later?
1410
01:03:16,340 --> 01:03:18,260
- I mean, think about me, Marie, you know,
1411
01:03:18,260 --> 01:03:22,440
I meet the woman of my dreams,
we're perfect for each other,
1412
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:26,030
but bam, it turns out she's
already married, then bam,
1413
01:03:26,030 --> 01:03:29,410
it turns out that's okay, she
wants to get divorced anyway,
1414
01:03:29,410 --> 01:03:32,050
and then bam, her mom won't let her do it,
1415
01:03:33,081 --> 01:03:35,131
and it's hard on a guy like me, you know?
1416
01:03:36,230 --> 01:03:38,830
- You shouldn't kiss somebody
who's already married.
1417
01:03:40,940 --> 01:03:41,773
- I know.
1418
01:03:51,048 --> 01:03:53,820
I mean, what if, I don't get it,
1419
01:03:53,820 --> 01:03:56,910
why can't you guys just
say she's gotta do it?
1420
01:03:56,910 --> 01:03:58,200
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1421
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,710
- She's a kid, and you're her dads,
1422
01:04:00,710 --> 01:04:03,380
it's, like no ice cream for a month
1423
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:04,850
if she doesn't sign the thing.
1424
01:04:04,850 --> 01:04:05,728
- Right.
1425
01:04:05,728 --> 01:04:06,561
- [Mikey] You know?
1426
01:04:06,561 --> 01:04:09,040
- I bet by tomorrow she'll be
in a totally different mood.
1427
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:09,990
- Tomorrow?
- Tomorrow?
1428
01:04:09,990 --> 01:04:13,150
- Yeah, you're welcome to
stay here, we have room.
1429
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,798
- [Mikey] It's a nice room.
1430
01:04:17,798 --> 01:04:19,798
- [Emily] Careful there.
1431
01:04:21,456 --> 01:04:24,256
- You can't sleep in the same
bed if you're not married.
1432
01:04:25,870 --> 01:04:27,950
- For fuck's sake.
1433
01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:29,823
- [Emily] Sorry.
1434
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,560
- She's never gonna
cross out her footprint.
1435
01:04:37,430 --> 01:04:40,330
- Even if she does, we still
don't know where Michelle is.
1436
01:04:41,396 --> 01:04:44,980
- You know what, let's
call your mom, okay?
1437
01:04:44,980 --> 01:04:47,230
We'll call her, we'll say, look, we tried,
1438
01:04:47,230 --> 01:04:49,980
we gave it our best shot,
and it just did not work out.
1439
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:55,500
- No, she wouldn't like that, I can't.
1440
01:04:56,450 --> 01:04:57,760
- Yeah, she would say,
1441
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,110
this is why you guys split
up in the first place.
1442
01:05:00,110 --> 01:05:03,640
- Yeah, when things
get rough, we want out.
1443
01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:07,500
- Yeah, that's what she would say.
1444
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:08,333
- [Emily] Yeah.
1445
01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:10,240
- Yeah, right.
1446
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:11,270
- Right.
- Okay.
1447
01:05:14,020 --> 01:05:15,360
- Goodnight.
1448
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:16,193
- Goodnight.
1449
01:05:26,237 --> 01:05:28,737
(bird chirps)
1450
01:05:50,670 --> 01:05:51,966
- Hello.
1451
01:05:51,966 --> 01:05:52,799
- Hi.
1452
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,620
- Are you ready to help us, then?
1453
01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:00,050
- My dads told me I don't have
1454
01:06:00,050 --> 01:06:02,770
to do anything I don't want to do.
1455
01:06:02,770 --> 01:06:06,040
- Well, that's an f-ed up
thing to say to a little girl,
1456
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:08,810
of course you have to do
things you don't want to do,
1457
01:06:08,810 --> 01:06:10,080
I mean, do you think that I wanted
1458
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:13,050
to walk away from the very
tournament that I created,
1459
01:06:13,050 --> 01:06:15,960
just because the referee
in our game was a dick,
1460
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:18,150
didn't know what he was doing?
1461
01:06:18,150 --> 01:06:19,190
Of course I didn't.
1462
01:06:22,879 --> 01:06:24,979
- I think it's time for you guys to leave.
1463
01:06:26,072 --> 01:06:28,489
(slow music)
1464
01:06:30,630 --> 01:06:32,080
- Guys, come on, we gotta go.
1465
01:06:32,973 --> 01:06:36,480
- Oh, crap, Mikey, wait, Mikey, wait!
1466
01:06:39,272 --> 01:06:40,105
- We gotta go.
1467
01:06:41,290 --> 01:06:44,980
- What you just saw, we just, me and Joe,
1468
01:06:44,980 --> 01:06:47,610
I think we're just so used to cuddling.
1469
01:06:47,610 --> 01:06:49,570
- Don't worry about that.
1470
01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:52,690
- But I just, I don't want you
think there's anything going
1471
01:06:52,690 --> 01:06:56,962
on between us, it's
over, believe me, I mean,
1472
01:06:56,962 --> 01:06:59,560
being on this trip with
him, having to put up
1473
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:03,530
with his bad moods, I'm
just so happy we're done.
1474
01:07:10,990 --> 01:07:13,610
I promise, the cuddling thing
is just a stupid reflex.
1475
01:07:13,610 --> 01:07:15,584
- No, that's healthy.
1476
01:07:15,584 --> 01:07:18,180
- Well, I don't know if it's healthy, but.
1477
01:07:18,180 --> 01:07:21,310
- Look, we've got big
hearts, and there's a lot
1478
01:07:21,310 --> 01:07:23,800
of love out there to be had, I mean,
1479
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,110
you don't want to be restricted just
1480
01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:28,170
because you and I are in
a committed relationship.
1481
01:07:28,170 --> 01:07:30,690
- Well, you want to be
a little restricted.
1482
01:07:30,690 --> 01:07:32,860
- I mean, we're not just gonna be
1483
01:07:32,860 --> 01:07:36,230
with one person for the rest of our lives.
1484
01:07:37,690 --> 01:07:39,980
- That's the whole idea of marriage.
1485
01:07:39,980 --> 01:07:42,990
- You're getting upset, don't be upset.
1486
01:07:52,415 --> 01:07:53,820
- [Woman With Short Hair] Excuse me.
1487
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:54,840
- Oh, my god.
1488
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:55,950
- Excuse me.
1489
01:07:57,290 --> 01:08:00,150
- We already signed, we're
already sustainers, so.
1490
01:08:00,150 --> 01:08:04,500
- Um, I'm sorry, I just wanted
to know what time it was?
1491
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:05,397
- What's the cause?
1492
01:08:05,397 --> 01:08:06,813
(phone rings)
- I'm sorry, hello?
1493
01:08:06,813 --> 01:08:07,861
- [Woman With Short Hair] Well,
1494
01:08:07,861 --> 01:08:08,694
it's a variety of causes all at once.
1495
01:08:08,694 --> 01:08:09,828
- Oh, really.
1496
01:08:09,828 --> 01:08:12,830
- Mm-hmm, there's a lot of
things going on, like mountains,
1497
01:08:12,830 --> 01:08:15,640
they're basically going extinct.
1498
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,290
- Hey.
1499
01:08:18,290 --> 01:08:19,123
- Hi.
1500
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,620
- That's amazing, yeah.
1501
01:08:23,852 --> 01:08:25,130
Thanks, Damion.
1502
01:08:27,550 --> 01:08:31,370
Okay, sure, let me just grab a pen
1503
01:08:31,370 --> 01:08:33,280
to write it down, hold on.
1504
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:37,370
- I guess we're just not
supposed to be together.
1505
01:08:39,950 --> 01:08:42,360
It's taken me a long time to admit that,
1506
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:47,360
but I guess I just have
to finally let it go,
1507
01:08:49,900 --> 01:08:50,900
and move on.
1508
01:08:53,295 --> 01:08:55,210
- Okay, I'll sign it.
1509
01:08:56,312 --> 01:08:58,729
(slow music)
1510
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:22,550
- Hey, where were you?
1511
01:09:22,550 --> 01:09:24,110
- Marie initialed.
1512
01:09:24,110 --> 01:09:24,943
- What?
1513
01:09:26,049 --> 01:09:29,930
Oh, my god, that's great!
- It's done, it's done.
1514
01:09:29,930 --> 01:09:32,770
- No, no, no, I just spoke to Damion--
1515
01:09:32,770 --> 01:09:34,787
- [Joe] Hey, I have to tell you something.
1516
01:09:34,787 --> 01:09:35,620
- What?
1517
01:09:36,590 --> 01:09:39,170
- I'm gonna go home on
my own, I found a bus,
1518
01:09:39,170 --> 01:09:40,809
and you guys can ride home together.
1519
01:09:40,809 --> 01:09:41,642
- Come on.
1520
01:09:41,642 --> 01:09:42,480
- [Joe] Yeah, yeah, it's--
1521
01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:44,730
- I thought we were
gonna do this together.
1522
01:09:44,730 --> 01:09:47,710
- I know, it's just, I
think this is for the best,
1523
01:09:47,710 --> 01:09:49,370
it's not healthy, trust me.
- Come on.
1524
01:09:49,370 --> 01:09:50,610
- [Joe] This is really for the best.
1525
01:09:50,610 --> 01:09:51,443
- Okay, okay, but--
1526
01:09:51,443 --> 01:09:52,276
- [Joe] Really.
1527
01:09:52,276 --> 01:09:56,075
- Wait, I spoke to Damion,
he knows where Michelle is.
1528
01:09:56,075 --> 01:09:56,960
- Really?
1529
01:09:58,090 --> 01:10:00,750
- She's, like up in the
mountains of New Mexico
1530
01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:04,100
or something, and we can be
there in a day or two, and.
1531
01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:07,070
- I, I think I should just go home,
1532
01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:08,340
you guys can finish it off, and.
1533
01:10:08,340 --> 01:10:09,173
- Come on.
1534
01:10:09,173 --> 01:10:10,006
- [Joe] No, it's good, really.
1535
01:10:10,006 --> 01:10:11,129
- [Mikey] Hey, guys.
1536
01:10:11,129 --> 01:10:12,120
- [Joe] Hey.
1537
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:13,870
- What's going on?
- He's leaving.
1538
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:15,753
- Really?
1539
01:10:16,730 --> 01:10:20,139
- Yeah, found a bus nearby, so.
1540
01:10:20,139 --> 01:10:20,972
- All right.
1541
01:10:20,972 --> 01:10:22,110
- [Joe] Just gonna get going.
1542
01:10:22,110 --> 01:10:24,651
- It's been a good trip, man, I,
1543
01:10:24,651 --> 01:10:26,950
you're, like one of my best friends now.
1544
01:10:26,950 --> 01:10:27,783
- [Joe] Okay.
1545
01:10:27,783 --> 01:10:28,616
- Come here.
1546
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:32,860
- Thanks.
1547
01:10:39,698 --> 01:10:40,531
Good to see you.
1548
01:10:42,929 --> 01:10:44,262
All right.
- Bye.
1549
01:10:48,450 --> 01:10:50,590
- So I gave those girls
your email address,
1550
01:10:50,590 --> 01:10:51,540
I hope that's okay.
1551
01:10:52,522 --> 01:10:54,939
(slow music)
1552
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:05,920
Of course I'm frustrated,
1553
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,270
but there's nothing we can do right now,
1554
01:11:07,270 --> 01:11:10,960
we've just gotta take this
loss, wait for next year,
1555
01:11:12,070 --> 01:11:13,830
that's, that's all we can do, man.
1556
01:11:15,368 --> 01:11:17,785
(slow music)
1557
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:36,920
No, please don't tell
Racer I just said that,
1558
01:11:38,210 --> 01:11:40,180
you can't just change the whole team over
1559
01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:41,630
to a different name and then still be
1560
01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:44,010
in the tournament, it
doesn't work like that,
1561
01:11:45,110 --> 01:11:47,230
I have to finish this conversation, sorry.
1562
01:11:48,390 --> 01:11:52,040
I mean, what are you gonna
call it, what about me?
1563
01:11:53,250 --> 01:11:54,490
I'm the quarterback!
1564
01:11:59,530 --> 01:12:00,363
- Hey!
1565
01:12:02,810 --> 01:12:03,643
Hey, Michelle!
1566
01:12:05,170 --> 01:12:06,793
Hi.
1567
01:12:06,793 --> 01:12:08,030
- Oh, my god.
1568
01:12:08,939 --> 01:12:09,897
Hey.
1569
01:12:09,897 --> 01:12:10,730
- Hi, hi.
1570
01:12:15,870 --> 01:12:17,630
I tell you, I had almost given up,
1571
01:12:17,630 --> 01:12:20,320
everyone I talked to said
you were off the radar.
1572
01:12:21,230 --> 01:12:24,100
- You're the one who dropped
off the planet, I'd say,
1573
01:12:25,209 --> 01:12:27,090
are you a doctor yet?
1574
01:12:27,090 --> 01:12:30,520
- No, no, I'm over that.
1575
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,520
- Over it?
- Yep,
1576
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:36,250
I took a weird turn awhile ago.
1577
01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:37,083
- Yeah?
1578
01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:38,365
- I met a guy.
- Oh.
1579
01:12:38,365 --> 01:12:40,450
- A really great guy,
yeah, his name's Mikey,
1580
01:12:40,450 --> 01:12:42,520
he's here, you'll meet him, he's,
1581
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:46,838
god, you're gonna love him,
he, everybody loves him,
1582
01:12:46,838 --> 01:12:49,210
like there is no one who
doesn't love him, seriously.
1583
01:12:49,210 --> 01:12:51,830
- You brought him here to meet
me, like to get my approval?
1584
01:12:51,830 --> 01:12:56,830
- Oh, no, no, actually,
(sighs) so here's the deal.
1585
01:12:58,910 --> 01:13:01,270
Joe and I have been
doing this crazy thing,
1586
01:13:01,270 --> 01:13:04,190
driving around, talking to
everyone from the wedding.
1587
01:13:04,190 --> 01:13:05,112
- The Quaker divorce thing.
1588
01:13:05,112 --> 01:13:05,945
- [Emily] Yeah.
1589
01:13:05,945 --> 01:13:10,410
- No kidding, I mean, I can
see you doing it, but Joe?
1590
01:13:10,410 --> 01:13:14,090
- Yeah, no, we did it,
almost, you're the last one.
1591
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:17,580
God, I thought I was never gonna find you.
1592
01:13:17,580 --> 01:13:20,240
- You could have asked
Joe, he knows my number.
1593
01:13:21,622 --> 01:13:23,450
- What, he does?
1594
01:13:23,450 --> 01:13:25,720
- Of course, I mean, if he forgot it,
1595
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:27,550
he certainly knows where I live.
1596
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,300
Wait, so you've been
driving around with Joe,
1597
01:13:32,300 --> 01:13:34,450
and he didn't mention--
- What?
1598
01:13:35,570 --> 01:13:39,640
- It's not my place.
- What,
1599
01:13:39,640 --> 01:13:41,980
you gotta, you're gonna have
to tell me now, what is it?
1600
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:47,540
- Look, Joe and I, we've
been, I guess you would say,
1601
01:13:48,690 --> 01:13:51,120
seeing each other for awhile.
1602
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:52,470
- You're kidding me, right?
1603
01:13:54,170 --> 01:13:57,510
You have seen. (coughs)
1604
01:13:57,510 --> 01:13:58,950
- Are you okay?
1605
01:13:58,950 --> 01:14:00,750
(Emily coughs)
1606
01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:02,010
- Sorry.
1607
01:14:02,010 --> 01:14:02,843
So,
1608
01:14:03,690 --> 01:14:05,280
how long is awhile?
1609
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,250
- Like four or five years.
1610
01:14:09,250 --> 01:14:11,910
- God, five years? (coughs)
1611
01:14:11,910 --> 01:14:14,170
- I'm sorry, I mean, I
didn't mean to upset you,
1612
01:14:14,170 --> 01:14:16,200
I just, I thought that
Joe would have told you,
1613
01:14:16,200 --> 01:14:17,610
if you were spending all this time
1614
01:14:17,610 --> 01:14:20,450
in the car together, are you okay?
1615
01:14:20,450 --> 01:14:21,790
- [Emily] I need to sit down.
1616
01:14:23,922 --> 01:14:27,460
- Listen, I promise,
it did not start until
1617
01:14:27,460 --> 01:14:31,100
after you guys were broken
up, I mean, you know,
1618
01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:33,280
he started coming up
here a few times a year,
1619
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:34,870
and then I'd go down there sometimes,
1620
01:14:34,870 --> 01:14:38,350
but we've never been serious.
1621
01:14:38,350 --> 01:14:41,285
I mean, the term really
would be, like fuck buddy.
1622
01:14:41,285 --> 01:14:45,742
- Oh, my god.
1623
01:14:45,742 --> 01:14:48,020
God, I can't believe he didn't tell me,
1624
01:14:48,020 --> 01:14:49,840
and he doesn't even have a stupid phone,
1625
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:52,240
so I can't even call him
to say, screw you, Joe.
1626
01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:56,900
- You could write him a
letter, that's what we do.
1627
01:14:56,900 --> 01:14:58,850
- You write letters to each other, god.
1628
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:02,680
- Look, I understand why this is hard,
1629
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,560
but you were just saying
how much you love Mikey.
1630
01:15:08,003 --> 01:15:10,503
(Emily cries)
1631
01:15:11,690 --> 01:15:12,990
- It's not the same.
1632
01:15:17,272 --> 01:15:21,030
I always thought Joe couldn't
be with anyone, you know.
1633
01:15:25,003 --> 01:15:26,640
God, he was so closed off,
1634
01:15:29,649 --> 01:15:31,221
and now you're,
1635
01:15:31,221 --> 01:15:34,150
you're writing letters
to each other. (cries)
1636
01:15:34,150 --> 01:15:36,200
- Joe and I are not together, you know,
1637
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,080
I mean, I didn't even
think that that's possible
1638
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:40,030
with him because he never got over you.
1639
01:15:43,770 --> 01:15:44,603
- Really?
1640
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:48,750
- Look, my therapist would
really not like me having
1641
01:15:48,750 --> 01:15:51,410
this conversation, I
don't want to say anymore.
1642
01:15:58,890 --> 01:16:02,330
- You think if, maybe, Joe
and I talk things through?
1643
01:16:04,340 --> 01:16:06,620
- Don't you think you
should talk to Mikey first?
1644
01:16:10,917 --> 01:16:13,334
(slow music)
1645
01:16:21,034 --> 01:16:22,120
- Hey.
- Hey.
1646
01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:27,230
This is really f-ed up,
baby, these guys are trying
1647
01:16:27,230 --> 01:16:31,130
to spin off this whole
different league without me,
1648
01:16:31,130 --> 01:16:33,290
without any of my branding,
1649
01:16:33,290 --> 01:16:35,240
it's like the second I leave, you know.
1650
01:16:37,850 --> 01:16:39,150
- Listen, we need to talk.
1651
01:16:40,470 --> 01:16:42,950
- Okay, what's up?
1652
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:47,630
- Mikey, you know how
great you are, right?
1653
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:53,400
- I mean, usually, yeah, but right now,
1654
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:57,190
it's, like I, these guys
aren't even my friends anymore,
1655
01:16:57,190 --> 01:16:59,740
you know, they're trying
to take everything I have.
1656
01:17:01,073 --> 01:17:01,906
- Listen,
1657
01:17:03,898 --> 01:17:05,290
I just have this feeling
1658
01:17:05,290 --> 01:17:08,080
that I'm not myself when I'm around you.
1659
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:12,000
- What, what do you
mean, of course you are.
1660
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:14,450
- Look, when I met you,
I dropped out of school,
1661
01:17:15,370 --> 01:17:17,720
being a doctor was all
I ever wanted to be.
1662
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,540
- Hey, if you want to go back to school,
1663
01:17:19,540 --> 01:17:21,790
I would love it if you
were a doctor, I mean,
1664
01:17:23,018 --> 01:17:24,720
I was just kidding about all, you know,
1665
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:26,970
not sharing you with your
patients and all that,
1666
01:17:26,970 --> 01:17:29,760
that was just a joke.
- I know.
1667
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:32,231
- Look how scraped up I am, I mean,
1668
01:17:32,231 --> 01:17:35,120
I need a doctor almost every single day.
1669
01:17:36,580 --> 01:17:40,000
- We don't, we don't want
the same things out of life.
1670
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,430
- That's okay, we're two
completely different people,
1671
01:17:43,430 --> 01:17:44,560
that's totally normal.
1672
01:17:45,890 --> 01:17:49,520
- Okay, the thing is,
how am I gonna say this?
1673
01:17:50,850 --> 01:17:54,435
I don't even like regular
football, let alone--
1674
01:17:54,435 --> 01:17:55,620
- Don't say it.
1675
01:17:55,620 --> 01:17:57,550
- You, you need to be
with someone who wants
1676
01:17:57,550 --> 01:17:58,523
to go to all your games, and--
1677
01:17:58,523 --> 01:18:00,100
- Please don't say it.
1678
01:18:00,100 --> 01:18:02,634
- And that's not me, I
don't even understand it.
1679
01:18:02,634 --> 01:18:04,490
- Don't say it.
1680
01:18:04,490 --> 01:18:07,140
- I'm more into tennis.
1681
01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:07,973
- Oh, god,
1682
01:18:08,960 --> 01:18:12,380
you know how much I hate
those unicycle tennis snobs!
1683
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:17,700
- I think maybe we rushed into this.
1684
01:18:19,192 --> 01:18:20,639
- Yeah.
1685
01:18:20,639 --> 01:18:23,056
(slow music)
1686
01:18:40,763 --> 01:18:42,274
- Bye.
- Bye.
1687
01:18:42,274 --> 01:18:44,691
(slow music)
1688
01:18:50,009 --> 01:18:52,509
(phone rings)
1689
01:18:53,610 --> 01:18:56,640
Yo, hey, yeah, I'll be
there in time for the game,
1690
01:18:57,550 --> 01:19:01,192
uh-huh, you guys just spray
paint me a jersey, all right.
1691
01:19:01,192 --> 01:19:03,609
(slow music)
1692
01:19:19,390 --> 01:19:21,064
- Well, there's no telling what we got.
1693
01:19:21,064 --> 01:19:24,610
- [Rose] I know, oh, oh, dear,
what are we gonna tell her?
1694
01:19:24,610 --> 01:19:28,540
- I don't know, well, I'm not
too happy about it, either.
1695
01:19:29,690 --> 01:19:31,570
- Emily, you're back.
1696
01:19:31,570 --> 01:19:32,930
- What's going on?
1697
01:19:32,930 --> 01:19:34,460
- I guess you win.
1698
01:19:34,460 --> 01:19:36,870
- We're ready to cross off our names.
1699
01:19:36,870 --> 01:19:37,870
- What do you mean?
1700
01:19:37,870 --> 01:19:40,260
- He's leaving.
- What?
1701
01:19:40,260 --> 01:19:41,530
- Joe, he's leaving.
1702
01:19:44,183 --> 01:19:46,600
(slow music)
1703
01:19:50,483 --> 01:19:51,316
- [Emily] Hey.
1704
01:19:51,316 --> 01:19:52,149
- Hey.
1705
01:19:53,115 --> 01:19:54,550
- Where are you going?
1706
01:19:54,550 --> 01:19:59,550
- Oh, I got a place off of
Oltorf that I'm gonna rent.
1707
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:01,440
- Oh, you're moving.
1708
01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:03,440
- Yeah, I thought I would be sad,
1709
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,740
like taking all this
stuff out and everything,
1710
01:20:05,740 --> 01:20:09,530
but it feels good, like really good.
1711
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:11,913
- Good.
1712
01:20:11,913 --> 01:20:14,690
- Yeah, yeah, like free, you know,
1713
01:20:14,690 --> 01:20:18,970
like better than I've felt
since we split up, actually.
1714
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:24,230
- Wow, that's, that's great.
1715
01:20:24,230 --> 01:20:25,063
- Thanks.
1716
01:20:25,063 --> 01:20:25,896
- [Emily] That's great.
1717
01:20:25,896 --> 01:20:29,080
- Yeah, where's Mikey at?
1718
01:20:32,343 --> 01:20:33,720
And so he's just gone?
1719
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:35,433
- Yep.
1720
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:39,690
- I just don't get it, I mean,
1721
01:20:39,690 --> 01:20:42,190
you guys really loved each other.
1722
01:20:42,190 --> 01:20:44,960
- I don't know, we
wanted different things,
1723
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,840
and it didn't work out.
1724
01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:51,628
- Then you'll get over it, I
mean, look at me, I'm over it.
1725
01:20:51,628 --> 01:20:52,461
- Yeah.
1726
01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:56,130
- Okay, I should probably get going.
1727
01:20:56,130 --> 01:20:57,450
- Yeah.
1728
01:20:57,450 --> 01:21:00,318
- Monday morning, county clerk.
1729
01:21:00,318 --> 01:21:01,151
- [Emily] Yeah.
1730
01:21:01,151 --> 01:21:02,780
- We'll get this done.
1731
01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:03,613
- You got it.
1732
01:21:03,613 --> 01:21:05,979
- Hey, I'll, I'll call you.
1733
01:21:05,979 --> 01:21:07,905
- Oh, wow.
- Ta da!
1734
01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:09,355
- Nice.
- Yep, check it out.
1735
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:12,233
- Yeah.
1736
01:21:12,233 --> 01:21:14,180
- It's my little keyboard,
I'm like a little spy.
1737
01:21:14,180 --> 01:21:18,649
- A little spy, what?
- Yeah.
1738
01:21:18,649 --> 01:21:21,003
All right, I'll be in touch.
1739
01:21:21,003 --> 01:21:21,970
- Okay.
1740
01:21:21,970 --> 01:21:24,170
- Expect a call from Agent Joe.
1741
01:21:28,456 --> 01:21:29,289
Okay.
1742
01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:43,900
- Form of payment?
1743
01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:46,560
- Yeah, I'll, I'll get
it, I'll do a check.
1744
01:21:49,470 --> 01:21:51,330
- [Clerk] Put your social
security numbers there,
1745
01:21:51,330 --> 01:21:52,340
your birthdates.
1746
01:21:55,777 --> 01:21:56,610
- Here you go.
1747
01:22:00,170 --> 01:22:03,360
Oh, I thought you might
actually want this, too.
1748
01:22:04,900 --> 01:22:05,872
- No.
- What?
1749
01:22:05,872 --> 01:22:07,372
- Joe.
- It's okay.
1750
01:22:11,015 --> 01:22:12,497
There you go.
1751
01:22:12,497 --> 01:22:14,820
- That's more of a symbolic thing.
1752
01:22:14,820 --> 01:22:16,530
- I mean, it's pretty cool,
have you ever seen one before?
1753
01:22:16,530 --> 01:22:17,363
- No.
1754
01:22:17,363 --> 01:22:21,120
- No, okay, listen, we worked
pretty hard on that, so.
1755
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:22,280
- [Clerk] No.
1756
01:22:22,280 --> 01:22:25,613
- Okay, all right, let's take that back.
1757
01:22:27,497 --> 01:22:28,947
- [Clerk] Reason for divorce?
1758
01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:31,793
- Emily?
1759
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:35,390
- Reason for divorce.
1760
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:37,430
- Go ahead.
1761
01:22:41,890 --> 01:22:43,700
- Irreconcilable differences.
1762
01:22:48,611 --> 01:22:51,550
- No, we both know it's my fault.
1763
01:22:51,550 --> 01:22:52,383
- What?
1764
01:22:53,260 --> 01:22:55,590
- I realize that I've always thought
1765
01:22:55,590 --> 01:22:58,550
that I wasn't really good
enough for you, which is okay.
1766
01:22:59,540 --> 01:23:02,270
- That's crazy, I loved you.
1767
01:23:03,700 --> 01:23:05,480
- Yeah, but I just felt like you
1768
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:07,580
always thought I was such a loser.
1769
01:23:08,861 --> 01:23:12,010
- You're, you're not,
why would you think that?
1770
01:23:12,010 --> 01:23:14,450
- You were going places,
1771
01:23:14,450 --> 01:23:16,420
and I felt like I would
just be holding you back,
1772
01:23:16,420 --> 01:23:19,280
you know, like you didn't want me around.
1773
01:23:20,130 --> 01:23:22,320
- Look, I only didn't want you around
1774
01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:24,670
when you were all mopey and distant.
1775
01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,460
But when you were present,
1776
01:23:30,980 --> 01:23:33,330
you were my rock, and you know that.
1777
01:23:35,050 --> 01:23:36,470
Well, then some other times, I don't know,
1778
01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:40,375
you would check out, like
that night at the bar.
1779
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:41,760
- Emily, that night at the bar,
1780
01:23:41,760 --> 01:23:44,890
I got upset because of that story.
1781
01:23:44,890 --> 01:23:47,000
- About me knowing it wasn't my seat?
1782
01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:50,130
- Yes, yeah, I mean, I always thought
1783
01:23:50,130 --> 01:23:52,880
that us getting together was meant to be,
1784
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:55,966
you know, that the
universe made it happen,
1785
01:23:55,966 --> 01:23:58,430
and then when you left,
that was the universe saying
1786
01:23:58,430 --> 01:24:01,260
that, you, it was over, you know?
1787
01:24:01,260 --> 01:24:03,870
And then you telling me that,
that you walked up to me,
1788
01:24:03,870 --> 01:24:06,820
I mean, that changed everything, okay?
1789
01:24:06,820 --> 01:24:09,580
It made it seem like it
wasn't just us sitting back
1790
01:24:09,580 --> 01:24:11,200
and letting that thing happen.
1791
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,180
- But you sit back,
that's what I'm saying.
1792
01:24:13,180 --> 01:24:17,010
- Yeah, maybe I don't have
to, I'm not gonna lose you
1793
01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:19,020
because of some stupid thing that I do.
1794
01:24:21,070 --> 01:24:23,800
- Okay, what are you saying, Joe?
1795
01:24:31,870 --> 01:24:34,300
- [Clerk] Divorce filed, next!
1796
01:24:35,682 --> 01:24:38,099
(slow music)
1797
01:24:41,580 --> 01:24:44,020
- Well, we've been paying a lot
1798
01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:45,750
of attention to just listening.
1799
01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:48,710
- Yeah, I mean, communication
in general has been key.
1800
01:24:48,710 --> 01:24:49,550
- Yeah.
1801
01:24:49,550 --> 01:24:50,900
- And when you get your feelings hurt,
1802
01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:53,650
are you talking about it, or
are you just running away?
1803
01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:58,020
- Yeah, I'm talking about it now.
1804
01:24:58,020 --> 01:24:59,630
- Yeah.
- For sure.
1805
01:24:59,630 --> 01:25:02,630
- And now he's very supportive,
now that I'm back in school.
1806
01:25:02,630 --> 01:25:04,479
- And, and you're supportive, too,
1807
01:25:04,479 --> 01:25:08,350
I mean, I'm going back to
get a master's in teaching,
1808
01:25:08,350 --> 01:25:09,770
which is exciting.
- Yeah.
1809
01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:14,440
- Okay, looks like you're making progress.
1810
01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:16,159
- Yeah, so you'll, you'll sign it?
1811
01:25:16,159 --> 01:25:16,992
- Yep.
1812
01:25:18,196 --> 01:25:20,696
(slow music)
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