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Right on schedule.
Rick's soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend.

- God I love being right.
- So? She's paying a lunchtime

- visit to his best friend.
- With wine?

I believe the word
you're looking for is "nooner".

People are the worst.

- What is up with you?
- I'm just...

My mom's been super clingy
since Slammergate.

- And I'd to go to meet her in an hour.
- So what?

So what? Don't you remember
our last "date"?

The mother/daughter blow-outs?

At least she's trying.

Yeah, it's creepy. She's
attentive and thoughtful...

- What a monster!
- She's up to something.

So why don't you just talk to her?
Find out what's going on.

That is a bad idea.

There's so many ways
that could go wrong.

Alright, then... Pomegranate!

Are you having a stroke?

I'm sorry, I never remember
the concussion protocol.

Back in my hockey playing days,

me and the boys would
often meet new...

let's call them acquaintances.

And if and when relations
with said acquaintances

would go south, we would
call in a code word.

A signal for, "I need help!"

- Pomegranate.
- Exactly.

Yeah, that's not gonna
be our thing.

Ah! That's her.

- Sorry, I gotta to bail.
- Say hi to Nora for me.

- I am her favourite.
- Keep it up.

- Hey, mom. Sorry I'm late.
- Oh, that's okay!

What happened to seeing a movie?

I thought Liam Neeson
was your "jam".

I thought we'd go for a walk.
You know, just...

- Hang and talk. Talk and hang.
- In Yorkville?

What do you have against
Yorkville?

- It's exclusive, snobby.
- No!

My hot yoga studio is over here.

They're so nice and
everybody knows my name.

Oh! So just like Cheers,
but without the fun.

- That is not a cappuccino.
- Of course it's not.

It's a chai soy latte.

It's very good for you.
It's fantastic.

It promotes good health
and peace of mind.

Yet tastes like sad Christmas
and regret.

You know, your astrological
sign says you drink

- too much coffee.
- Ah! There it is.

- Mom, I'm not broken.
- I know that.

- So stop trying to fix me.
- Don't be ridiculous.

I would never try to fix you.

Cosmetic surgery? Mom!

Come on.

Mom!

I knew something was going on.
Are you having work done?

No.

And there is nothing wrong
with cosmetic surgery.

- "Jay sreekrishna", Priya.
- Jai Sri Krishna, Nora!

- Your Gujarati greeting is excellent.
- Well, thank you.

Are there any developments?

I'm afraid not.
But I can get Dr. Haldar.

- Please.
- Are you a regular here

or something?
Do you have a punch card?

- What the hell is going on, mom?
- Language, dear.

Hello there!

Hello, Dr. Rohit Haldar,
this is my daughter,

- Angela Everett.
- Thanks for coming.

We're a little disorganized
around here.

We've had to cancel
all our appointments.

I don't understand.

Well, with our computer files
hacked,

and the hackers
asking for a ransom...

Oh, this is about a case.

See, that chai latte is
making you smarter already.

Nora speaks so highly of you.

- You'll take the job?
- Of course she will, sweetie.

Fist, I have to consult
with my partner

but... I'm sorry. Sweetie?

Oh, I totally forgot
to mention it.

Rohit is my boyfriend.

Hey! So get this.

Rick, our client,
shows up at the house

so I am thinking "uh-oh", right?

- Uh-huh. Shade?
- [But then his girlfriend gets]

[down on one knee and
proposes to him.]

Shade.

Turns out the best friend was
helping her with the proposal.

[Shade!]

- What?
- Pomegranate.

Pomegranate!

I was inputting notes
on yesterday's procedures

when my computer froze.
And that message appeared.

"You have 24 hours to put $50,000

"in cash on a marked bench
in Russell Park

or your client files
will be released."

- Your IT guy couldn't help?
- Said it was out of his league,

and that we should go to the
police. But I can't do that.

- Why?
- Because of the clients.

This is Corey Rollins,
my surgical intern.

He's going to be one
of the greats.

Someone tell my boss.
He only lets me do procedures

- on synthetic skin.
- Practice makes perfect.

These are the P.I.s Nora
suggested.

- What about the clients?
- Wealthy socialites, actors,

star attorneys. They find out
their privacy's been

compromised, we'll be out
of business faster

- than you can say "nip tuck".
- So... Mr. Shade,

- Ms. Everett, what do you think?
- Pay the money.

What?

Yeah. Ransomware is pretty common,

but... there is not way
it can be cracked.

Except... Hackers usually
demand payment in bitcoin,

or some other form
of untraceable payment.

- That's true.
- Whoever did this,

they seems like amateurs.
And they're clearly local.

We'll look into it for you.

That's the best news
I've had all day!

I told you you're in good
hands with Shade and Everett.

- It's Everett and Shade, mom.
- It is?

- Oh! Huh.
- Ha! Ha!

With less than 18 hours,
we're really gonna have

- to get our move on.
- Whatever you need.

- Hey there, Sunesh.
- Hey, Dr. H.

Priya's getting married.

That's her brother, Sunesh.

- Oh! Congratulations.
- Timing could not be worse.

Hey. A wedding's a very
important event.

So is being hacked. We should
focus on the case at hand.

- Sorry. Everyone's on edge.
- Can you think

of anyone who would want
to extort money from you?

- Or ruin your reputation?
- No!

- There's no one.
- Okay. We'll be in touch.

I can't believe we're reduced to
taking a case from my mother.

Whose successful plastic
surgeon boyfriend is

about to cut us a big fat cheque!

- I'm cool with it.
- Hey, guys! Oh, oh, oh!

- You two move fast.
- So do you, mom.

What's it been... a couple
of weeks with this guy?

- Six months.
- In a row?

Wow! Soon you'll be
exchanging keys.

Please say you'll tell me
if a strange man

- has a key to your house.
- Of course. Also,

Rohit has a key to my house.

He said he didn't have any
enemies. But he does.

One. Vada Vasquez.

Vada Vasquez?
The performance artist?

Ex-client. Check her out
on the Instagram.

The Instagram.
It must be a new thing.

Why would mom hide
her boyfriend from me?

Maybe she was hiding you
from her boyfriend.

- Ha! Ha! Kidding.
- No, you're right.

She criticizes everything I do,
how I look.

She still teases me about what
I wore to my senior prom.

Which was?

To the grave, my friend.

Anyway... Okay.

Performance artist, Vada Vasquez.

She is angry. Listen.
"Dr. Rohit Haldar is the enemy

of women. The gatekeeper
of their bodies."

- That's a little extreme.
- So are her tattoos.

And her scars.

Oh! She recently injected
her eyeballs with ink.

Uh!

You're not bothered
by any of this?

People have a right
to express themselves.

Really?

What exactly are her green
eyeballs expressing?

Deforestation. For four days

I will sit on this log.

Images depicting the ravaging of
Mother Earth will be projected

onto my body as I cry.

- Cool.
- Powerful.

Right? My tears will be
crystallized into salt,

and sold to promote
a greener planet.

What Webzine are you from again?

- Uh, Performance Buzz Monthly.
- Ah!

- You guys do good work.
- Uh...

Your ink injections, they were
done by Dr. Haldar, yes?

No! Rohit Haldar is a con man
of the patriarchy,

cutting women according
to his male gaze

and forcing them into an iron
maiden of conformity.

Totally.

Is that why you're
trolling him online?

He refused to do the injections.

Said it wasn't ethical.
But you know what's not ethical?

His malecentric censoring
of my body.

- That'd piss me off too.
- I'm not pissed. Truth?

He inspired me. For my next show,

the skin on my shoulders will be
replaced by transparent synthetics.

There's a doctor who'll do that?

Yeah. And the best part?

It's Haldar's ex-partner,
Dr. Lillian Lee.

Thanks for agreeing to consult
with us here, Dr. Lee.

It's not at all uncommon.
You're first-timers,

and coming down to the clinic
can be a little intimidating.

Your work is certainly

life-altering.

That's our motto
at the Rebirth clinic.

The body is an evolving
sculpture. We mold it

to express our clients'
inner selves.

You would look adorable
with elf ears.

Ha! Ha! Thank you. But we were
thinking more in the arena of...

Enlargements.

- For me? Or for you, dear?
- Why not both?

We often tailor couples'
physicalities

to suit each other's
erogenous zones.

Ha! Ha! Elf ears, uh? Yeah.

You know, it's funny, 'cause the
last surgeon that we spoke with

wouldn't even discuss
extreme procedures.

- Dr. Haldar? I liked him.
- Oh no, no, no.

If you want creativity, the last
surgeon you want is Rohit Haldar.

- Why's that?
- We used to be business partners.

You two had a difference
in philosophies?

He's so soft with the clients.

Someone can't pay their bill?
No problem, take more time.

That's no way to run a business.

No. Especially considering

how much money he had to
shell out for his son.

- A son! I'm such an idiot.
- At least you still have your looks.

Mom having a boyfriend
threw me off.

I didn't even considered
there are skeletons

- in his closet.
- Will you calm down?

A son is not a skeleton.
Billions of people admit

to having them.

Says the guy who did a
background check on Liam

when he started dating Jules.

Okay. My teenage daughter.
Your mother.

- There's a huge difference there.
- Yes. There is.

One of them makes good choices.
And the other doesn't.

Okay, but let's not
vilify our client

before we talk to him.

I hate it when you're reasonable.

Matt Shade.

[Hello, Mr. Shade, this is
Adele Ricci from the Ellard]

[International Exchange Program.]

- Is Jules okay?
- [Yes, Jules is fine.]

[We adore her. But we are
obligated to inform the parents]

- [when a student misses curfew.]
- She did?

Where was she?

[She lost track
of time. I wouldn't worry.]

[It's a first offense and these
things are not uncommon.]

[But we hope it won't be
repeated.]

Absolutely. It won't be. Ever.

- [Good day then, Mr. Shade.]
- Yeah. Thanks for calling.

Okay. Breathe.

Jules is young. She's in Italy.
It's bound to get a little wild.

No. Jules doesn't do "wild."

I'm sure this was just
a mistake, and she'll tell me

all about it when I talk
to her tonight.

Right. Yeah.

It's not like she's
an adventurous teenager

in a fun foreign country
with her super cute boyfriend.

Jules is smart, and she's
a responsible young lady.

On the verge of becoming a woman.

- You take that back.
- No one can. It's biology.

Yes, I have the cash.

- Are you close?
- Did you hear that?

Do you think he's going to meet
the hacker? Maybe he's

- scamming his insurance company.
- Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

- I'm calling mom.
- And ruin a good thing for her?

Maybe there's nothing to tell.
Come on.

Check it out.

Maybe it's his sister.

In what world? Game of Thrones?

Angie. We don't know
the whole story yet.

You want the story? Rohit's
a big fat lying cheat.

And I'm about to take
him down so hard,

he's gonna need surgery just
to pry himself off the floor.

[It's not just the feeling
of the cobblestones, ]

[it's the smells! Damp plaster
from old buildings, ]

[candle wax, tomatoes
and truffles...]

[And the sounds! Guarda i tuoi
passi, signorina.]

My Italian is a lot rusty, honey.

[Watch your step, miss.]

[Everything sounds so much more
beautiful in Italian.]

- [So what's new with you?]
- I got a phone call

- from the director of your program.
- [Look, Dad.]

[It was nothing, okay?
I was at a restaurant, ]

[and the waiter asked me if I
wanted wine with my dinner, and...]

- [Liam and I kinda said yes.]
- Hold on. You were drinking?

With Liam? What kind of restaurant

- serves wine to 16-year-olds?
- [The Italian kind.]

[Dad, 16-year-olds can drink here.
It's not... ]

[Mr. Shade?]

[Hi. Let me explain.
My parents let me]

[have a sip here
and there at home.]

[So I ordered the wine.]

[Just one glass. And we shared.]

Anything else you'd care
to share with me, Liam?

[We missed curfew, sir.]

[Which was entirely my fault. It
won't happen again. I promise.]

- No. It won't.
- [Dad, that's not exactly...]

[I smell something burning.]
[The carbonara!]

It's the middle of the night
there!

[Dad, everyone eats late in
Europe. I love you. I gotta go.]

Hey! What's up?

[My favourite girl is
four thousand miles away, ]

and her boyfriend is
plying her with alcohol.

[Plying?]

They're drinking wine with dinner.

Ew! Boyfriends are the worst.

[Wait. Did you find out
anything about Rohit?]

The woman we saw?
I traced her license plate.

Turns out her name is Uma
Haldar, and if that last name

sounds familiar it's because
she's been married to Rohit

- [for 36 years!]
- Oh boy.

- I was right, Shade. He's our hacker!
- [Wait.]

Slow down, Angie. People who
commit crimes generally

don't hire PIs to investigate
said crimes.

Yeah. Except he didn't. Nora
did. And I bet you Rohit was

- hella surprised about it.
- [Just because he lied]

[to your mother, doesn't mean
he's our hacker.]

He lied about everything.
Tell him, Zoe.

Our research bender turned up
a mother lode.

Seems Rohit put up bail
three times.

[And he had a criminal lawyer
practically on retainer.]

Hit him with the zinger.

He paid for a drug rehab
program. Twice.

- Wow. You're gonna tell Nora?
- [Well, yeah!]

I mean, I'm gonna try to.
She's on her way here right now.

Listen, don't worry about
the Jules' thing.

- [Okay?]
- Don't worry about Jules?

They're making carbonara!

[That's like a gateway
pasta for... for... ]

What? Dessert?
Take a breath, Shade.

Oh! My mom's here.

- I gotta go.
- I came as fast as I could.

Sit down, mom.

Look, I don't know how
to tell you this,

but I want you to know that
I am here for you, okay?

Angie, you're scaring me.

Rohit's married.

I'm so sorry.

Are you... laughing?

Oh, sweetie!

It's just that you're just
breaking this to me so gently.

- Of course, I know he's married.
- You're dating a married man?

Well. Technically.

Rohit and Uma's parents

arranged their marriage for them.

They were friends

and they thought over time that
their feelings would deepen

but they never really
fell in love.

They stayed together
for their son.

Waiting for the punchline.

They've been apart
for over ten years.

Unless they need to sign a
paper, or Uma has car trouble

like she did today,
he never even sees her.

Fine. Okay! Sure!

What about all his other
secrets then?

The bail. The criminal lawyer.

The drug rehab.

Angela Susan Everett!
My boyfriend hires you to stop

a hack ransom,
and you investigate him?

I'm trying to protect you.

Oh please.

You're always questioning
my choices, my boyfriends,

- my lifestyle, my everything.
- I do not!

- You're doing it right now!
- Fine!

Then where was he
last Thursday, uh?

A cosmetic surgery conference.

- Is that so?
- Huh-uh!

'Cause his credit
card statement says

he was at the Great Lakes Casino.

Explain that one.

Well, what do you have to say?

- Were you at Great Lakes Casino?
- Yes.

You lied to me?

Nora, you know
about my son's past.

He was a troubled teen.
Drugs, arrests, rehab clinics.

That explains the
lawyer and the bail.

But he cleaned himself up,

got a degree in
education - and now he

dedicates his life
to troubled youth.

So where does the casino come in?

He held a charity
fundraiser there.

For that youth clinic
I told you about.

I thought you'd feel uncomfortable

- considering...
- My gambling addiction.

It was stupid of me
not to tell you.

No. No, I completely understand.

I can't believe I...

jumped to such
a ridiculous conclusion.

We'll just head back to work.

You know, I think you
owe Rohit an apology.

No!

- No. It's... It's fine.
- Yes!

Kidnapped! What are you
talking about?

Why didn't you tell me. Someone
has been kidnapped?

- Mommy, I tried telling you...
- No one's been kidnapped, Mrs. Joshi.

Rohit's computers got hacked.

The only things being held for
ransom are his client files.

I've had to do all
the paperwork by hand.

Which is why I've missed so many

- wedding appointments.
- Thank goodness everyone is safe.

Mommy! Stop being so hard on him.

Your brother let us worry
all the way here.

Your fiancé's sister
was sick about it.

Not especially.

Anyway. No more wasting time.

Priya, it's time that you
choose your sari pattern.

Mommy, I actually want to
wear white to the wedding.

All white?

That's bad luck!

You know that Anika and Devan's
parents are very traditional.

My mom's face is literally
going to fall off.

You should both be ashamed.

After all these years, our two
families will be joined.

I know. I'm sorry.

Let's go.

Okay, guys. We are
running out of time.

In a little more than an hour,

that hacker is releasing
those files.

I have a confession.
I withdrew the ransom money.

What?

Good! I think we
should make the drop.

And let the hacker get away
with fifty grand?

I just said we should make
the drop. We're not gonna

let the hacker keep Rohit's money.

Nora wanted to come.

- That must have been a hard no.
- It was.

But I love her spontaneity.

You have some of her...

- impulsiveness in you.
- Not even remotely.

What about that "protest
dress" you wore to your prom?

Please.

I will give you my first born...'s
boyfriend if you tell me more.

Rohit is not going to tell you
a thing about that...

- A garbage bag and duct tape dress.
- I have so many questions.

My best friend in high school could
barely afford a pair of jeans,

nevermind a bedazzled poof
of tulle.

So we made statement dresses,

and a pretty wicked
entrance, I must say.

Wow!

- That's some big heart, lady.
- Nora told me she was

- shocked when she saw you in it.
- Oh yeah!

Her jokes about a banana peel
corsage were hilarious.

She also said she was so proud

to have such a brave
and independent daughter.

Hang on. We got a cyclist.

Who the hell are you?
I work for Lightning Couriers.

- Sure you do.
- We got a call to pick up

a package in the park

and deliver it to someone at
a café a few blocks away.

- I'm hungry. You hungry?
- I could eat.

- Guys!
- I just got a text from Priya. Look.

"Nice try. Ransom's now $100,000.

- Twelve hours. I'll be in touch."
- They must have spotted us.

There goes breakfast.

Sorry, man.

- How could you let this happen?
- Okay, we don't have the client files.

But the hacker doesn't
have their money either.

And we have twelve more hours.

Well, pop the champagne.
I'll put on my dancing shoes.

I'm sorry.

You know me in a crisis.

He's not in any danger, is he?
A physical harm?

Rohit? No. I don't think so.

Mom, do you love him?

Alright!

The courier's story checks out.
And he was hired using

a prepaid credit card.
Untraceable.

He obviously saw you at the
stakeout. Or he followed you.

The courier said that someone,
presumably our hacker,

was at the café. But that was
blocks away from there.

Maybe he had a partner.
Someone watching the bench?

Uh, that's weird.

- What?
- What time did

- the courier show up?
- Around 9:15.

- Why?
- Because according

to Rohit's phone, Priya's text
message came in just before 9.

I guess Rohit didn't notice.

So the hacker knew it was a setup

- before the courier arrived?
- How is that possible?

- I can think of one way.
- Time to call the exterminator.

You really think the hacker
bugged this office?

Gosh. Rohit and I met here after
hours more times

than I can count. I hate
to think what else he heard.

- Ha! Ha!
- Thanks for that image.

Alrighty!

You bird dogs remember the basics?

- Yeah. Outlets, light switches, lamps.
- Paintings, plants, desks.

Super. Let's catch us some bugs.

Let's do this.

- Well?
- Lobby and waiting room is clear.

Hallways and exam rooms are clear.

- It's not clear in here.
- Oh-oh.

Looks like we found some dirt.

Hello, you.

God! Whoever MacGyvered-up this
mess needs a serious talking to.

So our hacker's
no computer genius.

God no.

Any newb could've picked either
of these hacks off the internet.

- What do you mean "either"?
- Technically, you have two.

So the first part of the device

allowed the hacker to gain
control over Rohit's network.

The other part

allowed the hacker to activate
the ransomware remotely.

So they installed
the hack in person,

but didn't activate it until
they were outside the office?

- Correct.
- Which one is the bug?

There's no bug, mom.

- No one was listening in.
- Okay. Okay.

You know, I'm ready to disconnect
this thing when you are.

Wait. Wait, wait.

Can you retrieve the files

but still make it look like the
hacker controls the network?

Uh... Do coders like Reddit
and Mountain Dew?

Here is a list of people
who were at Haldar Harmony

in the days prior to the hack.

Uh!

Staff, clients, technicians...

This is a lot of people
to interview.

If the hacker had
access to Harmony,

maybe they had access
to Rohit's schedule too.

Good point.
The day before the hack,

Rohit was at the casino
fundraiser.

That's a perfect opportunity
to plant the hacking device.

No clients that day, and most
of the staff had the day off.

The only person who came in

was the laser technician.

That sounds promising.

Still doesn't explain how the
hacker knew about the stakeout.

- One lead at a time. Let's go.
- Alright. I'm gonna

meet you guys later.

I got a little Italian situation
I have to take care of.

Shade. It's good to meet you.

Yeah. You too. Thanks
for meeting me last minute.

That's a hell of a handshake
you got there, Matt.

All those years of
stick-handling, hey?

Yeah!

Liam uses any excuse he can
to tell people he knows you.

- Your home is beautiful.
- Wait 'til you try the wine.

Logan! Sorry. We
have a hobby vineyard.

He's always looking for tasters.
Please.

Thanks.

Ha! Ha!

- Thanks.
- Alrighty.

Wow. That's really good!

- How old are your vines?
- They're only five years.

We got lucky.

Look, Matt, we let Liam have
a glass every now and then.

I heard that you were a little

put out about Jules
drinking wine with him.

I was more surprised.

We respect your boundaries.

I've spoken with Liam.
It's not gonna happen again.

Look, Liam and Jules are
both good kids.

It's just, with no parents around,

maybe they're influencing
each other in ways that are

less then positive.

- It's so easy with young love.
- Or like.

Strong, strong like.

Matt, we think Jules is just
the bee's knees.

But I think she may be
pushing Liam a little bit

beyond his comfort zone.

- His comfort zone?
- Jules likes the night life.

I get it. It's Italy.

But if you could talk to her,

that would really
put our minds at ease.

They've missed curfew twice now.

Twice? Ms. Ricci only
mentioned the one time.

Yes, well, that's the only
time she knows about.

Liam tells us everything.

Yeah. I was here last Thursday.

Okay, when you fix
the laser machine,

how much fiddling do you
do with the network here?

None.

I talk to Chip.
Chip talks to the network.

Who's Chip?

For a machine that does
the finest incisions,

VT-1030 sounds so impersonal.

Oh! Okay.

Why don't you walk me through
exactly what you did with Chip?

Okay! I run a diagnostic,

the machine recalibrates like so.

- Then I check the digital log.
- Digital log?

Yeah. Every time Chip's activated,

he records the date,
time, user number.

That information is saved
to a database.

Huh, that's weird.

Someone manually deleted an entry

- from two weeks ago.
- Can you retrieve it?

Chip can do better than that.
He can print it out for you.

What kind of cosmetic surgery
takes place at 11:00pm?

I checked Rohit's schedule.
He was with my mother that night.

Baum-chicka-Baum-Baum...

- Watch it, carbonara.
- Wait.

If Rohit's the only
surgeon at Harmony,

- then whose code is this?
- Rohit's intern?

Corey Rollins. I assume he's
allowed to use the laser.

Only for surgical practice.

Check out the data. Blood type,
allergies... This is a real patient.

So he performs a secret
surgery, then deletes the entry.

But why hold the
clinic's files hostage?

Money?

To open his own practice?

He was complaining that Rohit
won't let him do anything.

I think it's time we paid our
young surgeon-in-training a visit.

You think I'm the hacker?
I would never do that to Rohit.

Come on.

You're ready for the big time
and he's still "Wax on, wax off."

It's not like that. I have
nothing but respect

- for him.
- Really?

Is that why you're doing
surgeries on the side?

Not getting paid enough?

It was one procedure,
and it wasn't for money.

Sure it wasn't.

So were you sneaking in your own
clients or just stealing Rohit's?

You're gonna steal his staff too?
Maybe his receptionist?

You leave Priya out of this!

She had nothing to do with the hack.

Or she had

- everything to do with it.
- Huh-uh!

Corey, are you and Priya
having an affair?

Is that why you're so mad
about the wedding?

It's not an affair.

We're in love!

And it happened long before the
charade of that arranged marriage.

Whoa. Record scratch. Arranged?

Priya and Devan's grandmothers
were best friends.

Apparently their dying wish was
to see them together.

Priya never took it seriously.

Devan was a family friend.

If she doesn't want
to marry the guy,

why doesn't she just
tell her parents?

A matchmaker compared
their birthdates

and said they were
a perfect match.

Everyone got so excited, Priya
didn't know how to back out.

The surgery you did...

What is a "thenar crease"?

It's the lifeline.

As in "phone a friend" lifeline?

Like palm of your hand lifeline.

We need to talk to Priya.

Hold on a second.

- What am I missing?
- Think about it.

Priya loves Corey, but she's
stuck in a prearranged marriage.

So she goes to him and gets him
to do a surgery on her hand

- What for?
- Best guess?

To scare off her future in-laws,
Devan's superstitious parents

who believe he and Priya are
predestined to be together.

She scars her lifeline so
they'll call off the wedding.

But what does all this have
to do with the hack ransom?

If I'm right,

everything.

So for an arranged marriage,

this could be pretty serious
stuff.

Not if it's kept under wraps.

But someone finds out

and goes after Rohit because
they think he did the surgery.

Exactly! Which means
the hacker has to be someone

- in Priya's family.
- Or Devan's.

All we have to do is get
everyone in one place.

Yeah! Like that's going to happen.

I think we are seriously
underdressed.

I think that's a serious
understatement.

Hi! We're so sorry.
Is this the wedding?

It's the official engagement
party. Devan's parents came

from India today. He's over
there with Anika.

Sunesh, go fill the drinks!
Are you here

- about Dr. Haldar's case?
- We stopped the hack.

- His files are secure.
- We can come back later.

No, please stay. Priya will
want to hear the news from you.

But you'll have to
wait until after

the engagement rings are exchanged.
Come!

Devan Pandey,
the Joshi family welcomes you.

Priya Joshi, the Pandey
family welcomes you.

And I welcome all of you

to this auspicious occasion.

I've been a matchmaker
for many years,

and I have never seen
such a perfect match.

Even their planets were lined up
at their births.

And according to their lifelines
and loveliness,

they will live long
and prosperous lives.

What is it?

I don't understand. Priya's
lifeline, it's been changed!

- What?
- But how is this possible?

Priya, do you have
something to say?

Only that she loves Devan.

Right, Priya?

I...

I...

I'm sorry.

Your daughter casts
shame on our family!

No!

This superstitious stuff has
gone too far.

- Superstitious stuff?
- Go after her, Devan.

I'm sure she's only nervous.
You can fix this.

I can't. I'm sorry.

I never wanted
this marriage either.

- What?
- I'm in love with someone else!

The planets were aligned.
I tell you.

The planets were aligned.

I gotta say, as far as
engagement parties go,

this one is pretty great.

No! It's your fault!
It's your fault!

Everybody seemed genuinely surprised
about the altered lifeline.

Yeah. But the hacker
has to be here.

It's the only explanation
that makes any sense.

Guys, I'm so sorry
about the drama.

You haven't seen Sunesh, have you?

- Sunesh.
- We haven't seen him

since we told Mrs. Joshi
we solved the case

just a few minutes ago.

The ransom. He was there

when Rohit said he was gonna go
to the bank withdraw the money.

He also overheard us saying
we were gonna sting the drop

- when we were at the clinic.
- That's why we never found a bug.

Oh. Hey, mom.

Wait, wait, wait. Slow down. Okay.

Don't worry, we're on our way.

Nora was on the phone with
Rohit when he was closing up

at Harmony then the phone died.

Rohit still has the ransom
money at his office.

Sunesh knows about it.

Are you kidding me?
I'm coming with you, guys.

- No, Priya.
- You don't understand.

I have to. This is all my fault.

- Wait here.
- We have to wait here.

We shouldn't have let them come.

I wasn't gonna come between
a mamma bear and her cubs.

Rohit?

- Rohit?
- I'm in here!

- Hey!
- Are you okay?

Someone pushed me in the closet.
I think they're still here.

I didn't see their face.

We know you're in there, Sunesh.

Let go of me!

- Take it easy!
- Sunesh!

If you hadn't have
scarred my sister,

none of this would have happened!

- What scar?
- Have you gone completely insane?

Dr. Haldar did nothing, okay?
It was Corey who did the surgery.

- I lied to you.
- What surgery?

Priya had the lifeline
on her palm shortened.

Sunesh picked her up that night,
thinking she was just working late.

But he heard about the surgery
and he blamed you.

Man, I messed up.

- You really did.
- It's just...

When you changed your fate,
you changed mine too.

Priya! Rohit!

- I'm so dead!
- Sunesh. Please.

Just talk to us, okay?

What do you mean by changing
your fate, too?

Everything's okay.

- No one got hurt.
- Nothing was stolen.

You're the hacker, son?

You're not the son I know.

- This is a travesty.
- Mom, leave him alone.

It's not his fault.

It's mine.

You think the lifeline on my
hand just changed on its own?

What?

- I scarred it on purpose.
- Why did you do that?

An arranged marriage worked
for you.

You assumed it would work for me.

I'm in love with Corey.

- The white boy?
- I prefer Scottish-Ukrainian.

- You came.
- I love you.

I'd never let you face this
on your own.

I just don't understand this.

Look, I thought that
if I compromised my lifeline

the Pandeys would call off
the wedding

and I wouldn't embarrass you.

It doesn't excuse
what your brother did.

But it does explain it.

Sunesh, why don't you tell
them what you told us?

My whole life, you've been
telling me

I'm a disappointment.

I guess I started to believe it.

Then I met someone who makes me
feel exactly the opposite.

I love her,

and she loves me.

I was going to ask her
to marry me,

- but all that's ruined.
- Why?

Because her family won't have
anything to do with me now.

You are a Joshi.
An excellent prospect.

Who is this girl?

- It's...
- It's me.

- Anika?
- Anika?

When Sunesh told me that Priya was
totally sabotaging the engagement,

I knew that mom and dad would
never allow us to get married.

- We were going to run away.
- It was my idea.

But we needed money.

Look, I told her
I'd take care of it.

I wanted to do
something noble for once.

Aww!

- Mom! He hacked your boyfriend.
- I know! But it was for love!

My boy.

Dr. Haldar...

I am so sorry.

What I did was stupid.

I have no right to ask you
to forgive my son,

but one father to another,
I ask you, please.

Our kids mess up and we pick
them up. 'Cause we love 'em.

Yes, we do.

Everyone, there is so much food
in the house.

Please join us.

I am sure that Sunesh and Anika

may want to discuss an engagement.

A long engagement.

Do you like Indian food?

I make a mean dal.

- We'll see about that.
- Yes, ma'am.

You know, it's funny.
It seems like no matter

where people are from, parents
and kids drive each other crazy.

Yeah.

Aww.

Now, that's love.

I'll get the car.

I'll meet you at your place?

Yes.

- He's a good man.
- Yes, he is.

And that butt, you could
bounce a quarter off it.

You're ruining this.

[Dad, I didn't miss curfew.
I missed two curfews.]

- I heard.
- [Just let me get this out.]

[Everything here is incredible.]

[But a couple of weeks ago I discovered
BioClub, then Lala Lounge, ]

- [then 720 Caffè.]
- Please tell me those are restaurants,

- galleries.
- [Clubs.]

[Where some of the best DJs play.]

[The way they layer]

[sound and music, I can feel the
vibrations in my whole body.]

[It's a total art form,
and when I hear it, ]

[it's like I'm a
whole new person.]

[Does that sound dumb?]

No, honey.

It sounds amazing.

[Thing is DJs don't usually
start until after curfew.]

[I would've told you but
I didn't want it to end.]

Well look, honey,

I don't like the idea of you
going to clubs

at night without an adult.

- [I know, dad. I'm sorry.]
- But...

Maybe I can talk to Ms. Ricci
about extending your curfew

- a couple of nights a week.
- [Really?]

With a real chaperone,
not just with Liam.

[I will. I will! Ti amo, papà.]

Now that's some Italian that I
understand. I love you too, honey.

[About Liam... You kind
of owe him an apology.]

Uh, yeah, well...

He's in the kitchen. I'll get him.

Honey, you're breaking up!
Honey, I'm losing you!

That was serious fun!

My arms actually hurt
from carrying all those bags.

- Do you want a beer?
- Oh. Darling,

I think we've earned ourselves
something a little classier. Don't you?

- Box wine?
- That's my girl.

- So, Corey and Priya got engaged.
- That's great news.

I mean, I guess once
the secret was out,

there was nothing
holding them back.

Speaking of...

Why all the secrecy surrounding
your very cute

and super successful boyfriend?

Well, I figured if I'm
gonna be a screw-up,

I might as well do it
without an audience this time.

You're not a screw-up, mom.
Besides,

based on what you and Rohit
just went through, I mean,

maybe this is the real deal.

You think?

- What about you?
- Hey.

I know it's last minute,
but you two wouldn't wanna

go see a DJ spin tonight
with me, would you?

Are you using words
you don't know again?

Jules is suddenly into the scene.

- No. I'm going to tap out.
- Come on.

Call Rohit! We'll make it
a foursome! I have questions.

You know what, so do I. Like,
what exactly are his intentions?

- Exactly!
- Exactly!

You're not serious.

Ha! Ha! You guys!