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Chil-gu! Chil-gu!

Let's show those girls what we've got!

Yeah!

Show 'em what we're made of!

Yeah!

Awesome!

You coming Jung-hwan?

Gotta see the babes here!

There's a perfect girl for you! Hurry!

Out of my way! Move!

Leaving me out because I got car sick?

Those useless pea brains.

They got nothing but looks...

Fine,

I didn't want to do this but they leave me no choice.

Having fun are we?

You fools are responsible for what's about to happen.

- Well, belly dance... - Hey, isn't that Eun-ju?

Who?

Surprised?

Now send in a man.

Hey! Eun-ju! What are you doing?

I am waiting for a man!

My life's been so sad these days.

Should've just left her in the library.

It's for real!

Eun-ju!

- What happened? - Is the body floated?

I got no signal.

God has not forsaken me! A man came in!

Finally, a man.

My prince that l met on the last class trip in college.

I'm never ever going to let you go.

- Sir! - Good job.

- LIM Jung-hwan! - Sergeant Ahn! Sir!

- Where you going? - The visitors' hall.

Why you little. A man or a woman?

A woman of course.

Ever see a man come for me, sir?

They said she was pretty. Told me to hurry and go meet her.

Want me to introduce her to you?

I don't know her.

Why you little.

- Well if you are not interested. - Why you little...

- Let's go. - Yeah, you like it.

Jung-hwan!

That's her?

I guess.

Why you little. Look at her clothes.

- Smarten up! -Yes, sir!

Shit.

It's me. Go Eun-ju.

- Eat up. - Okay.

You're not trying anything, are you?

Oh, Jung-hwan.

We're here. Take your shoes off.

Oh, Jung-hwan.

What's wrong? Feeling sick?

Want me to pat your back?

Are you okay, Jung-hwan?

Hello? What number is the adult movies channel?

Thank you. God bless you.

Guess she's gone.

A porn flick.

Whoa, the hell is that?

He can't be human, man.

What the hell?

- Are you into foreign films? - What?

Ah, I didn't turn this on. it's not turning off.

Where's the remote!

Jung-hwan?

- There is no remote. Somewhere here...

- The remote must be around.

It's hot.

Your clothes...

Chil-gu said that you like this kinda thing.

-Where's the remote! - Jung-hwan

Jung-hwan

Hold on.

Hold on.

Wait, not yet...

- Let me wash with water. - Jung-hwan

2 Years Later

This filthy body!

I'd rather melt and become like the dew.

Why did God command against suicide?

I am tired of everything.

Everything is timeworn and useless.

This filthy world!

Come hither at once.

Anybody out there?

I guess not.

Who knows my head?

Sir!

He left the costume and left.

- Is there really no one? - You idiot!

I told you to guard him from running away.

Yeah, man. So what?

You gonna come and get me if I tell you?

Come here girls.

Hurry, hurry. This is it.

- This is what you were talking about? - Yeah, that's it.

It's beautiful.

Hold on. Let me see this one.

Shut up. I'm hanging up.

What do you think? isn't it pretty?

It's beautiful honey.

- How much was this? - $6900.

$6,900? Okay.

Okay?

Why you hit me, uncle Du-sik?

- What? - No more free drinks! Money now!

How can you do this to me?

Just asking you to pay for what your drinks! Money, now!

Man, an uncle rip off his nephew!

Fine! I'll give you the money. But you'll regret it later.

When I inherit this, you'll be the first to go.

Here's your money.

Now stay out!

Dad! I'm home.

Dad! I said I'm back.

- Jung-hwan, we got a problem. - What is it?

A thief came and emptied out the safe in my room.

A thief? The safe? How much?

He took all the cold cash in there.

I told you to put up a CCTV.

I knew this would happen.

- Son. - Yeah?

-I did put up a CCTV. - What?

Doesn't he look familiar?

It looks like a woman, to me.

You little schmuck!

Dad! I'm sorry! Dad! Please!...

I didn't want to wake you up...

Stop it!

Speak gracefully.

That's right.

You gotta fix that cursing tongue, dad!

What? Shithead? My cursing what?

I meant temper.

You gotta fix that temper of yours!

That's right. That's me.

Think of it this way. it'll all be mine someday.

I just took some a little sooner. So what's the fuss?

- Jung-hwan - Yes?

You deserve to get hit.

Mom!

What the! Real cops?

Is he really my dad?

- Are you SHIN Jung-hwan? - Huh?

- No, it's AHN Jung-hwan - You idiot.

I'm LIM Jung-hwan.

Anyway, let's go.

Let's go.

- Where? - You'll see.

- Go ahead. - Wait!

- Thank you. - Sure.

Criminal forces unit head, our prosecutor.

Why bring in a prosecutor for this?

- Mr. LIM Jung-hwan? - Yes, that's me.

There's been a misunderstanding here.

- Actually, l... - it's been awhile, Jung-hwan.

Huh?

It's me. Go Eun-ju.

The college even puts out lawyers?

Can't believe you are a prosecutor.

Hey! The handle!

Well, at least you were good at school.

But where are we headed?

- Welcome home. - Is everything okay?

I would've called if it wasn't.

What are you doing? Come in.

This is your house? Not had being a prosecutor.

Doing pretty good for your age.

She is the nanny.

Why'd you bring me here?

How are you a mom already? Time flies.

They're twins. He's Corey and he's Ahn.

I get it, Corey-Ahn, Korean. Good names.

- But how can you tell them apart? - You'll be able to do it soon, too.

Why would I? They're not mine.

They are.

Don't you remember? When you were in the army?

You're crazy, right?

How could you do this if you weren't?

How can you go and have them like that?

You were my first,Jung-hwan.

Your first? This is crazy. I didn't date you.

Did we have a relationship? I only slept with you that one time.

No, you jumped me! That's right! This is rape!

I get it. You're looking for a free-ride, huh?

Oh, good.

You hooked yourself a big fish.

How'd you know my family's rich?

Hey! You! How much do you want? How much will it take?

I feel so sorry for you.

I'll give you the money.

Write your bank number here. Write it down, what is it?

Why you little piece of shit!

Disrespectful Bastard!

- Give her money coz you feel sorry for her? - Crazy old hag!

You bastard!

I will, I'm leaving!

Hitting me with the leeks. I don't wanna see your face again!

Think we gotta go full force with this one.

- What now? - My jacket! I'm not leaving it.

- What? - My wallet!

I warned you!

He even took the $3.

When did you come?

I was just about to call you.

My mom's been swindled again.

She might lose the farm and everything.

Shit.

So, I decided to quit school.

Hey! Get me a pen and paper.

- Here. - Thanks. Clean this up!

Why are you counting? I got 2 semesters till graduation.

Man, it's true!

I know you'll be bored without me.

But I have no other choice this time.

I'm going crazy here!

Go get some Kimchi or something.

It's been days, man.

When are you going home?

Hey, Jung-hwan, phone call.

Why that little twerp!

Out of my way!

Hello!

Jung-hwan isn't home right now.

Why that little!

- Well, come in. - Thank you.

That twerp!

If you are a college friend,

are you a drama major, too?

No. I graduated from law school.

- Oh! Law school? - Yes, and I'm Corey, Ahn's...

Wait!

You twerp! Why are you here?

Mom, dad! Don't believe what she says.

I'll explain everything.

Explain what? Stay out of this, you little thief!

Stay out of this, you little thief!

Stay out.

If he did anything wrong,

I apologize on his behalf.

Don't apologize, dad!

I only slept with her once.

She came to seduce me while I was in the army.

I don't even remember doing it!

I'm innocent, here!

But you still slept with her!

But Corey and Ahn those kids.

She says they're my seedlings!

- Koreans? - Are your seedlings?

Not our country! The twins! Corey and Ahn!

- Come here! - What is he talking about?

- You didn't tell them? - What's going on here?

- I think he and she... - No.

- slept together - So?

- And had a baby. - Once? Twice?

No! They're saying that two came out at once!

Oh! Two came out at once. Let me get this straight.

So, you did you know what with him...

And had twins? They're called Corey-Ahn?

- Did I get that right? - No! They're not mine!

Miss, I'm sorry. But I can't disregard what he's saying.

Of course you can.

It's not that we don't believe you,

but we should hear his side, too.

Right! Thanks mom.You...

OW! That hurts.

You're saying they're my kids? Got proof? Where's the proof?

I had no choice but to prepare this.

What?

What is it?

- Let me see. - Why you!

A genetic testing report?

This is a conspiracy!

Just because you're a prosecutor.

Think you can plot this

against me with this paper.

- So you're a prosecutor? - Yes.

- A real lawyer? - Yes, father.

I guess this is true since she's a prosecutor.

Well, Ms. what do you think we should do here?

I'm okay

but I don't want my sons to grow up without their father.

Please allow us to get married.

Get what?

Of course, they're clearly his.

We can't separate a family.

Do you know what kind

of person our son is?

- Yes, he's... - No need to know.

She'll End out anyway.

This is crazy!

Why that little!

- By the way, who are you? - No need to know.

Maybe an inspector...

This is your inheritance.

Want to live with the prosecutor or with Chil-gu?

Not you too, mom. Please!

Who's the one that knocked her up!

It wasn't me, mom.

I'm not happy about her coming into our family either.

But she had your kids! What can I do?

Forget it. No way.

I know you're not happy.

But take this and get married.

Not enough?

Take this and get married! Get married now!...

Look here please!

And smile! One, two, three!

- Look at the camera. -I did!

One, two, three!

Why you!

What?

Why didn't you go on your honeymoon?

Father, I pushed it off because of his school.

And I'd prefer going with the whole family.

What in-laws would follow along on a honeymoon?

- Try some of this, father. - Thank you, dear.

- Thank you. - Try some of this.

What the hell are you doing?

You little pervert!

Why you little!

My daughter-in-law giving me some food makes her a pervert?

- Not that .... - Why you.

Idiot!

- What to do? - Go up and wash up.

I'm watching TV.

Go up and watch yours.

Good night, dear.

Yes, go on and get some rest.

- Good night, mother. Good night, father. - You too, dear.

Go on up!

Go up, fool!

Dad, that thing cures snoring!

Should we get mom one?

Stop worrying about my wife, go tend to yours.

- Go on up, now! - Let me do...

The thing young ones do...

Idiot!

- Did you see that? - Nope.

Yeah, you did! She's a freak!

You idiot! I cut my finger coz of you!

What are you doing?

No!

What are you doing?

Shit.

- Not washing up? - Why do you care if I do or not?

- Jung-hwan. - What now?

This is what I wear to sleep.

Oops, I dropped the brush.

You!

Take it off!

What do you mean?

We're married, right? Take it off!

If that's what you really want ....

Jung-hwan

Jung-hwan!...

Jung-hwan

I was just getting started.

If you come on this bed, you're dead!

Man, that woman!

Let go!

Did you sleep well?

Did you have a good dream?

A dream?

I ain't telling you!

- Have a good day, hon. - Come here.

You jump me again and you're dead!

I thought I was dreaming!

Case number A16, suspect OH Jang-su.

Set up a system and sold vehicles illegally.

He is the father of notorious Jang-mul.

Making report to her this early in the morning out here?

You crazy?

You!

Me?

She asking for it.

This is a little awkward.

I threw a few punches in the past.

Yeah, you're awkward! Have fun!

Referee! Ref...

What are you gonna do, man?

- Where are those punches? - But she's kicking.

This is K-1, you can kick man.

Guess you didn't know.

Ma'am, Case A18, the illegal loan shark.

He's been charged with lending money to...

Ma'am, are you okay?

Why you! Come here now!

A15,16,18.A-17!

Where's the MA Sung-ki file?

The chief ordered it to be handed over to prosecutor CHOI.

But I got all the witnesses and testimonies.

With only two days left for the trial. What's the reason?

That is...

I can understand where Chief Song is coming from.

All the rapists end up being charged

with murder under you.

What's the difference between rape and murder!

Bring me MA Sung-ki right now!

Why you little retard!

Half-cooked?

That punk at the store!

What are you doing?

Don't say anything.

- What's with you? - I thought about this a lot.

About what?

I'm going to go on my own now.

You're gonna live without me?

What's the use of being with you?

You never listen when I need you most.

You don't know howl feel.

I'll be good from now on.

I'll try.

I loved our 10 years together.

I was so happy!

But now ....

What's wrong?

- Again? - Yeah.

But what about the two times earlier?

Let's go.

Hey Jung-hwan, I have a wedding gift to give you.

Keep it. I'm getting rid of her.

But she brought in two grandsons.

Your parents won't back down easily.

You wait and see! I'm going to sign

the divorce papers and send her crying.

Finish up and let's go.

There's no toilet paper here.

Thanks.

All done.

- See, I told you. -I know.

- But they're looking at us. - Yeah.

What's with this shit?

-You're home early. -Yes.

-Your face? - Ah...ls someone here?

Why that bastard!

Alright!

Welcome home, Eun-ju.

Goal! Yeah!

-I have to change. - I won't look.

- There's nothing to see. - Past the mid-line!

Stan! Run! Run!

Run! Run! Run!

All done. Hold on. Jung-hwan! Can you come and take Ahn?

Shoot! Goal! Awesome!

I lost 'coz of you!

- Rematch. - Money please.

Alright! Hey man,

- aren't you hungry? - Yeah? Hold on. Mom!

Eight, nine, ten!

- Happy? - Yeah, I am.

Wanna die? Setting up tent in the honeymooner's place?

What's with your mouth? You a black man? Huh?

Go home, you fool!

Chil-gu, come down to eat!

Eat then get your sorry ass out of here. Got it?

A woman hitting bastard...

is good for nothing.

What are you talking about?

I never thought there'd be one in this house.

- Eun-ju, dear! - Yes?

What's that on your face?

He's throwing punches already.

Why you!

No, it's not me!

Why you little!

Do you need a wooden stick like this?

Thank you.

Bad swing. Well, let's eat.

- Enjoy your dinner. - Yeah.

- Try this, it's good. - You have some, too.

How in the world can they come up with something like him?

I hope the kids don't take after the father.

Are you saying that for me to hear?

10 years in college and not one diploma.

How can anyone be proud of giving birth to someone like that?

Damn right I am, you old hag!

Old hag? I'm only 2 years older than you!

I'm going to drink this somewhere else.

You must've had it rough

with all your wrinkles!

I started working at 1! So what!

- You raped her, didn't you! - What? Got any proof?

Hello.

You can't see anything with good eyes, can you?

Please ma'am. What are you doing?

I blow a fuse when I see you, bastard!

Let's see that dick! Poking around that thing!

- I'm sorry. - Let me see your dick and...

And your underwear! Wearing indecent crap!

- You bastard. - Stop it, please!

Calm down...

Okay, hold on.

- Captain Hwang? - Yes?

Add sexual harassment of a female prosecutor to his charges.

What the ?

- Okay? - But...

Yes, ma'am.

- What the! Man! - Why you little!

Add sexual harassment of a male inspector, too!

What the! Oh, man!

See ya around.

What? Phuket?

We're finally going abroad!

It's about time.

- We're going this year too, right? - What's a graduation trip without us!

Graduation?

A dog could've even graduated in 10 years, punk!

What about the money you took for getting married?

But that was for forcing me to get married.

I have no money! That's it.

Fine! I'm not graduating if you don't give it to me.

You trying to threaten me?

Fine! Don't graduate then.

Stupid!

Jung-hwan... Take a look at this.

I kept this baby diary from the Staff of my pregnancy.

Can you write something in here? Please?

“Don't look like your mom. She's really ugly.”

Hey.

- Think that's funny? - Yes.

- But I wrote that you're ugly. - Yes.

Fine, laugh all you want now. I'm getting rid of you later.

Yes.

You didn't hear me, did you!

Of course I did, you're my dear husband.

Then give your dear husband $4000.

I don't have that much money.

No? Then how about $2000?

-I have $2000. - Then bring it to me right now.

But where are you going to spend it?

Chil-gu's going too of course.

But why do you need that much?

Chil-gu's going too of course.

We need it. Go get it.

Why do you have to pay for Chil-gu?

He doesn't have any money. And I always...

Hey! Wait a minute.

How dare you question what I do? Give me the money!

I don't have it.

Why you! Wanna die?

Fine! You can't cross this from now on.

You!

Think I'm joking?

You can't come here ever!

I'm gonna keep guard and make sure you don't

Got that.

You freak! Stop stripping me!

That little twerp!

You're so dead!

Okay.

You're so dead!

I will ask you again.

You took the plaintiff to a storage room, assaulted her and...

lumped her, right?

I object.

The prosecutor is using foul language in questioning my client.

Sustained.

I submit pictures of the

assaulted plaintiff as evidence.

Prosecutor! What's this?

Do your job right! Court adjourned!

Don't cross that. Try it again and I'll!

- What is this? - What? I turned out good.

Why are you so childish?

I warned you.

What's this?

Why's the rearview mirror on the ground?

Who's the punk that did this!

- Why do I have to...? - Thank you, father.

What the? Hey!

She took my car!

You stick that back on and get her car cleaned.

Got it?

You little punk!

Why do I have to! Stop you!

I'm flooring it but it won't go past 80.

- Turn it this way. - Like this?

- Where’s the gang? - They're all coming.

- Oh no. - You idiot!

Hey!

- Hold it out! - Okay.

I wanna go fast too!

You idiot! You can't even hold that!

Man, I can only make left turns now!

Shit.

This is MA Sung-ki's sister, Sung-sook.

She's a famous lobbyist among property moguls.

She makes money from buying and selling small companies.

She's got MA Sung-ki doing all the dilly work.

What's this?

CPA Certificate

While she was buying out a company last year,

an accountant died in a car accident.

And the MA Sung-ki's rape victim was also an employee of the company.

Looking good!

What the?

Surprised? I'm the new girl.

It's been long since we've settled. Why are you here?

I came to meet your sister this time.

Why you little.

What's going on here?

I tried talking with your brother.

But he's so stupid he doesn't get it.

A rapist. A dead abettor. All I need is the evidence.

I'll take care of this. Please go home.

Take the bitch away now!

If you've behaved, the prosecutor

wouldn't have come out here!

- The bitch? - I'm sorry.

How dare you talk like that to the prosecutor?

And I told you not to mess with any women.

Apologize! You idiot!

I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

- That's enough for tonight, isn't it? - Fine.

To Jung-hwan!

Cheers!

Drink up!

Hello, handsome?

- How old are you? - isn't this too tight?

Thank you, sir. Here's some more.

Bring in the band!

Stan singing.

- Hey there. - What?

You're lucky to have such a small wife.

- What? You live with her then!... - Tell me something.