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[My Unicorn Girl]

[Episode 14] [Just a serious medical experiment]

[Why can't I pass through?]

[I don't believe it.]

You're going against me with your body?

Again.

Wei Lian.

You act like a tortoise, hiding yourself when you lost the competition.

Is this all you could do?

Yes.

This isn't the first day you know me.

That was all I could do.

Moreover, I'm going to be expelled by the school.

I need to rest...

and save my energy to move my luggage.

Move your luggage?

Do you know Sang Tian has challenged your brother because of you?

Sang Tian is going to challenge Shen Qiao Di?

Is he crazy?

I think he's crazy.

Because of a cowardly friend like you,

he went to torture himself. I think it's not worth it.

[Rather than wasting time to think about other's weaknesses,]

[why don't you think about your advantages?]

Sang Tian.

Wei Lian, why are you here?

Let me do it for the next ten minutes.

Okay. Good luck.

Do you still want to play? Haven't you lost enough?

Since young, whenever I see you,

I'll become careful...

because I'm afraid of losing,

and you'll look down on me.

But, now I understand.

If I don't have the courage to face and challenge you,

why will you need to look up to me?

Maybe after our challenge, I'll look down on you more.

Stop talking, come on.

Good luck, Wei Lian!

Wei Lian.

Your skills are bad,

but you're lucky to have two good friends.

I'm leaving.

Bear with it.

Let me do it.

Will you talk indistinctly in the future?

Sang Tian.

I'm sorry.

I disappointed you again.

At the end of the competition,

I didn't even score a goal.

You didn't lose.

You won over yourself.

Sang Tian, thank you.

We're good friends.

Sang Tian.

My brother told me that I have two good friends.

One of them is you,

then who's the other one?

Two?

It's Wen Bing.

Senior Miao Miao.

Why would it be him?

That person only stays in his dorm every day.

He left when he lost the competition. He wasn't sincere at all.

His brother is Shen Qiao Di.

Do you think he'll accept any challenge?

[You won't be going to the challenge today, right?]

[Of course.]

[Why would I waste my time on him?]

[Can I place a bet with you?]

[Look at you, are you sure?]

[I'm getting better.]

[If I win,]

[you'll have to go.]

[You can't break the promise.]

So, it's him.

Since you know the reason now,

I'll tell you another secret.

What secret?

Guess who's that person who claimed to be Wen Bing's fan...

and gave Xiao Xiao Qianbei's strategy tips?

No wonder he didn't come to the skating rink...

to guide our practice.

Turns out he went to Qianbei University.

I misunderstood him.

[Why aren't they back yet?]

[Isn't the competition over?]

I heard from Miao Miao that you really went to challenge Shen Qiao Di?

Why are you so foolish?

Don't you know yourself?

Yes.

I'm overconfident.

But, I'm not like someone,

pretending to be his own fan.

Wen Bing, what do you call such a person?

Who did such a ridiculous thing?

You don't know...

this person.

He's my friend.

Previously,

I always thought of him as a White Lotus.

He pretended to be nice and friendly,

but he is full of tricks.

After that, I think...

he's haughty.

He seems cold,

but actually, he's a paper tiger.

Do you think this person is like a paper tiger?

-Who are you calling a paper tiger? -I don't know.

-Paper tiger. -Who will do this?

-I'm talking about someone... -Who?

You...

[Why can I suddenly see Wei Lian clearly?]

Wei Lian. It isn't like that.

You've misunderstood, we...

It's fine. I'm just here to thank Wen Bing.

Say something.

You can continue. I'm leaving.

Why could I see Wei Lian clearly,

but then became blurry again?

Was it because...

I kissed her?

It's ten.

Why isn't he back yet?

Whether he returns or not isn't my problem.

This is the third time.

The first time was accidental, the second time was a coincidence,

the third time must be on purpose.

What?

He left after kissing.

Wei Lian saw us.

How embarrassing.

Wei Lian.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Xiao Rou.

Something big happened.

You were found out?

No.

Wen Bing and I...

Did you kiss him again?

No, it's different this time.

Wei Lian saw us.

Wei Lian saw you?

What did he say?

He ran away.

Ran away?

No, Tian Tian.

You must remember,

the boys in the school think you're a boy.

If they saw Wen Bing kissing you,

it might lead to them finding out your secret.

Then what should I do now?

Let me think about it.

Okay. Tomorrow, you and Wen Bing...

should explain to Wei Lian.

He might overthink and talk about you.

What should you do then?

Makes sense.

Wen Bing.

Here, sit down.

You're a miser. Why would you buy me food?

Buying you food won't use up that much money.

Why are there three drinks on the table?

Who else is coming?

Wei Lian is coming later.

Well, later you should...

explain to him about what happened last night.

Speak well.

Explain?

About last night...

Sang Tian.

Wei Lian.

Remember to explain well.

Why are you here too?

I...

Say it, why did you ask me out?

Have a drink first.

Is it poisoned?

Of course not. Are you joking? Here.

Say it.

What?

About what happened last night.

Explain to him.

-Explain what? -Well...

Why are you pouting to each other?

Wen Bing has something to tell you.

Tell me.

Say it.

Well, Wen Bing wanted to say,

last night...

Last night?

About your kiss?

Wei Lian.

Last night,

this was what happened.

Wen Bing and I...

were playing around in the dorm.

We weren't aware that we were at the door.

Then, you came in and opened the door,

so we accidentally did that...

But, there's nothing going on between us.

We're just...

friends.

Am I right?

Say it.

Say it.

Yes, that's right.

[I shouldn't have asked him to come.]

[Useless.]

I thought the both of you asked me to come for an important matter.

I never thought there was something between you two.

Really?

Yes.

Good.

Wei Lian, what do you want to eat?

Should I get some for you?

No, I can get it myself.

Meal card.

Don't use it up.

Give it to me.

I'll use it up.

Watch out for body management!

I'll use it up.

Why are you being like this?

You caused this to happen, why did you let me explain alone?

Okay, I'll take note next time.

Take note next time?

Will there be a next time?

I'm hungry.

I can't hear you. Drink water.

I'm here.

Where are you?

[I'm sorry. I'll be there soon.]

It's fine...

I'll wait for you. Girls have the right to come late.

What are you doing?

My hand got caught in the door!

Scoundrel!

What are you looking at?

Cheng Min Jun.

Why are you here?

I didn't see anything just now.

I didn't.

Just say that you saw it.

Yes, I was dumped by a scoundrel.

Your hand got caught in the door?

It's fine.

I have a plaster here.

Scoundrel.

Scoundrels everywhere.

When he heard I'm 28,

he suddenly became hostile.

He's 40 and I didn't even complain about his age.

Moreover, it isn't my fault that I look young.

I'm 28, I'm not old.

Senior Ma Chen Chen is three months older than me.

Okay.

All right. Stop crying.

Okay.

-I know -Scoundrel.

Stop crying.

Enough.

-Scoundrel. -Yes, I know.

Enough, stop crying.

Cheng Min Jun.

You should die.

Chen Chen, this is a misunderstanding.

Chen Chen, listen to me.

Chen Chen? When did they make such huge progress?

[Liuye Sports University]

Do you want a drink?

-No thanks. This isn't nice. -Time to assemble.

Time to assemble.

The score wasn't ideal for the previous competition with Qianbei.

But, all of you were brave.

Considering your performance for this past half-semester,

the following students will enter the second team directly.

Enter the second team directly?

Wen Bing.

Shen Wei Lian.

Sang Tian.

Huang Hao Ran.

He's missing again.

Where's Huang Hao Ran?

Coach.

-Huang Hao Ran... -Asking for leave again?

Next time, ask him to do it himself.

Yes.

Li He.

Xiao Xiao.

Don't get excited too early.

Whether you're a mule or horse,

we'll know during next week's open game.

Open game?

Your parents can come and watch the competition.

Okay, go and practise now.

You're dismissed.

Let's go and practise now. Good luck.

Good luck.

Wen Bing.

Come over.

Has your mother always been abroad?

Yes. So she won't come to my competition.

I know she's busy,

but please invite her to attend.

This is the first university open game you're joining.

And, during the next parent-teacher conference,

ask her to attend herself.

Don't look for that...

indecent distant relative perfunctorily.

What are you saying? Understood?

Yes.

Indecent?

[Mum, where are we?]

[Tian Tian, this is my Alma Mater,]

[Liuye.]

[In the future, our Tian Tian might study here too.]

[One,]

[two,]

[three,]

[four,]

[five.]

[If Mum is still around,]

[she would be able to watch me competing in Liuye.]

What do you want to do?

Taking off the sling.

You can't take care of yourself?

Why do you need me to take off the sling?

Cut the crap.

Can I not...

Do you remember everything I said?

Even if you've recovered, you can't relax.

If you want to compete, you have to be careful.

Don't risk your life.

I have something to attend to. I've got to go.

Did you remember what the doctor told you?

Isn't he saying it to you?

It has nothing to do with me.

It's going to snow today.

Snow? What does that mean?

Ungrateful.

What do you want?

Don't tell me you want me to carry you back?

Shorty, do you think you can carry me?

As if I want to.

What are you doing?

Senior Miao Miao.

I'm...

sunbathing to absorb calcium.

Senior Miao Miao, you're looking for me?

I haven't thanked you for helping Wei Lian.

Their conflict wasn't resolved after a decade.

Luckily, you resolved it easily.

I couldn't stand Shen Qiao Di bullying Wei Lian.

No matter what, I'll buy you a meal. Let's go.

Why is it you again?

Let go.

Miao Miao, can you give me one minute?

No.

I've said it more than 800 times,

I don't like you.

What do you not like about me?

Tell me, I'll change.

What do you like about me? I'll change it.

I...

Go on, I'll leave first.

We haven't eaten together yet so you can't leave.

Senior, I didn't hold her hands.

Take it.

Cry if you want.

Don't feel ashamed.

I'm not an outsider.

Since young,

I've witnessed many of your humiliating moments.

Don't tell me you want to see me being humiliated?

What are you talking about?

I'm your sister.

Why would I want to see you being humiliated?

I can't watch this anymore.

I want to give you some advice.

What advice?

Pursuing girls is all about strategies...

and taste.

You can't act like a fool.

Saying "I like you" and gifting 99 roses.

Are you a country bumpkin?

Then, what should I do now?

Miao Miao refused to talk to me.

Retreat in order to advance, play the cat and mouse game.

What do you mean?

The most important part when pursuing girls...

is keeping your distance.

If you go closer,

she'll be afraid and annoyed.

If you stay a distance,

she'll come to you and flirt with you.

This is known as...

be aloof and play the cat and mouse game.

You're a girl, where did you learn all this nonsense?

[Kidney Injury]

Retreat in order...

No.

Na Na.

Come.

Tell me.

Are you dating someone?

Is it Wen Bing?

Let me tell you, if it's Wen Bing for real,

no matter where he goes,

I'll find him and choke him to death.

Do you want to pursue Senior Miao Miao?

Yes.

Then, stop nagging.

Take notes in your notebook.

Teacher Na Na will give you a lesson today.

Okay. Yes, teacher.

I don't have a notebook.

I'll take notes using my phone. You can begin.

Looks like I can study...

how to carry out this serious medical experiment.

Something's wrong.

Why is he acting weird today?

He asked me to go to the clinic,

then stopped talking to me.

What is he doing?

This isn't right.

He must be hiding something from me.

Wen Bing.

Wen Bing, wake up.

Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

[No, this seems familiar.]

[I nearly fell into his trap.]

You woke up?

Lie down, don't move.

It was too serious.

I have to press at least five centimeters deep.

That wasn't counted. Let's do it again.

That's too hard.

I can't do it.

Should I send you to the hospital?

I have something else to attend to, I have to go.

Are you okay?

Do you want to go to the hospital?

Luckily I escaped quickly.

You're always bullying me.

Today, it's my turn.

Shower and sleep.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

You're fine?

You drew so many drawings,

but you say you're okay?

I'm really fine.

Oh no.

Oh no.

You're doomed.

What?

You're in love.

You fell for her.

Really? Did I guess it correctly?

Leave.

Fine.

You don't like her.

You kissed her to cure your eyes.

It was a serious medical experiment, okay?

Sang Tian.

Wen Bing.

He's showering.

Let me charge my phone.

[Sang Tian is a girl?]

She's a girl?

[I'm sorry, let me wipe it.]

[No need. I'll do it myself.]

[Why don't you take off your clothes? I'll wash it for you.]

[I said, no need.]

Why was I that foolish?

Why didn't I realise it?

This isn't right.

She's a girl,

why would she pretend to be a boy...

and join Liuye Ice Hockey department?