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[ambient music plays]
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Duct tape.
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You look exquisite.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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[Kate] Thank you.
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God, I haven't thought about that project
in years.
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Oh, I loved those designs.
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Aw. Well, then I started
doing jobs that paid.
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So...
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The You-ggenheim.
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[laughs] That's just so corny.
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[New Miles laughs]
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- You're laughing.
- [Kate sighs]
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What is this?
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It's like that piña colada song.
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♪ If you like piña coladas ♪
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[Kate] Oh, my God. That song.
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Oh, I don't know.
Two people who know each other very well,
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meeting as if for the first time?
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[clicks tongue]
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I think it's kinda hot.
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Yeah. It's kinda hot.
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Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, please.
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No. Come on.
Brunch is the least I can do.
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Especially considering that $20,000
that reappeared in my account.
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I'm assuming that was you.
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It was yours to begin with.
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I wish Miles were more like you.
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- I am Miles.
- Ugh.
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Well, we're not technically...
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married.
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So...
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It's my name you wrote next to yours
in the credenza.
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No. Believe me, it's a good thing
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that we don't have to deal
with all that history.
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Okay. Well, um...
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I'll talk to you soon.
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Talk to you soon.
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[knocking]
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Hi.
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[sighs]
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- Bad time?
- No.
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[chuckles]
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Um...
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He doesn't want this really. So...
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So I thought that you might?
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All right.
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I'll put my keys in it,
in the drawer, never on top.
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[laughs]
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Yeah. Okay.
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Well, I better go.
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I've got this conference in the city
this afternoon, so...
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Oh. Okay.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm staying
in this swanky hotel downtown,
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so it should be fun.
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Ah.
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Maybe I could call you when you get back.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Or you could come with me.
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Uh...
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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[Pool] I wanna make sure
we are properly prepared,
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doing everything we need to do.
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How's that video presentation going, Dan?
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I'm looking forward to see the work
that you've done.
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And why don't you make sure
that you and, uh, Peter get together.
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You guys work on making sure that, uh,
you guys are there early for the set up.
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I'm so proud of the work
that you guys have done. And...
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[chuckles]
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[Pool continues speaking indistinctly]
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Did he just leave?
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[birds chirping]
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Try it.
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[chuckles]
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Ah!
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Whoo.
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[man] Hi, welcome.
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- [Miles] Hi.
- [Kate] Hi.
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[man] What name
is the reservation under?
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Um, Mr. and Mrs. Elliott.
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Would you prefer two queen beds
or one king?
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[keyboard keys clacking]
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I think we'd probably have a king.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- [man] Here we are.
- [Kate] Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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- Here you go.
- Appreciate it.
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- Thank you.
- Take care.
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[New Miles moans]
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[Kate moans]
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[breathing heavily]
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- Just take it.
- I just want to...
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Yeah. Too many...
Too many buttons. Just... yeah.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Ah, my shoes.
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[both moan]
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Take off my... Just... yeah.
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[Kate] Just...
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Okay.
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Take this off.
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[heavy breathing]
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Let me get...
One second. Just give me that.
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- It's 'cause your buttons are...
- Yeah.
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[Kate grunts]
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- Alright.
- [Kate] Yes.
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- Yeah!
- [Kate] Yes.
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Fuck! Oh!
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Okay. Yes. Go, go.
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- Go.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- [Kate moans]
- Am I hurting you?
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[moaning] No.
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[stammering]
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- Maybe hold my boobs for a little bit.
- Okay.
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Yeah.
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Just like that. Yeah.
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Ow. Oh, just not like oranges,
more like making bread.
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[both moan]
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[Kate] Oh! Oh that's... Yeah.
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- Okay.
- [New Miles moans]
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[Kate moans]
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[heavy breathing]
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[both moaning]
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[Kate clears throat]
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[door lock beeps]
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- [door lock beeps]
- [door handle fidgeting]
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[key card slides]
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[door handle fidgeting]
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Oh!
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[door handle fidgeting]
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Oh, dang it!
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I was bringing you breakfast in bed.
You're supposed to get in the bed.
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- My key wouldn't work.
- Oh, okay.
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- Back in the bed. Quick.
- Oh.
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- You gotta get back. Get back.
- Oh, yeah, okay.
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[both chuckle]
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I hope you're hungry.
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Your breakfast awaits.
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We have...
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scrambled eggs,
just the way you like them.
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Some toast, multigrain and whole wheat.
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I don't really know
what the difference is, but we have both.
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Waffles, extra crispy on the side,
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blueberry scones, orange juice, coffee,
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and...
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Greenhill syrup.
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I found it in the gift shop.
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Remember? From our trip to the maple farm?
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- It's Kismet.
- [Kate] Oh.
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- Greenhill.
- [Kate] Um...
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I might actually just have a coffee,
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because I have to hop in the shower
or I'm gonna be late for the conference.
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Oh, yeah? You don't want anything?
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Um...
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I mean, I'll take a scone.
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[chuckles]
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- Thank you.
- I'll wrap it up.
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Oh, thank you.
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Mmm. Delicious.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, sure.
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[cell phone rings]
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Hey!
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What do you think? Ready to go for a run?
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Yeah. Sure.
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[Kate breathing heavily]
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[New Miles] Jeez, look at that.
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Look at that architecture.
I mean, that is...
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That is inspirational.
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[Kate] I think I'm gonna throw up.
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[both chuckle]
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Maybe this will complete the moment.
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[breathing heavily]
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It's an ad
for a frequent flyer credit card.
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[New Miles] No. Above that.
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- What?
- Plane tickets.
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Paris?
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It's that trip we always wanted to take
but never did.
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Think about it.
Tomorrow, we check out the Louvre.
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We can have croissants, drink red wine,
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and stroll along the Seine.
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We could have, uh...
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croissants and a red wine
at the hotel bar.
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[New Miles chuckles]
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You're so funny.
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Or you know what?
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We can move there.
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Tonight.
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Get rid of the house in the suburbs.
Start fresh.
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- What'd I say?
- No, nothing, nothing. I just...
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Uh..
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[stammers] I guess I'm not feeling
very spontanée.
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It's French.
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[sniffs]
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Hey.
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It's not where you're at,
it's who you're with, right?
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Yeah.
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Wanna keep running?
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- Yeah. Go downhill this time though.
- Yeah.
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[Kate chuckles]
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[Kate] Hey, I'm sorry.
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You invited me to Paris and I was bitchy,
which is just...
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even as I say it out loud,
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ungracious and insane.
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- That's okay.
- [Kate] No, no.
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No.
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It's not okay. That was...
That was sweet.
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That was really sweet.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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["Give It To Me Baby" by Rick James plays]
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You hear the song?
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Mh-hmm.
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- No.
- We have to.
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- No.
- No, we do. It's basically the law.
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- No.
- [New Miles] Oh, yes.
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We danced to this song at our wedding.
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Choreographed a whole routine
and everything.
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You don't give me Paris,
you have to give me this.
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Come on, I got the rope.
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♪ You wouldn't make love to me ♪
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♪ You went fast to sleep ♪
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- Yeah.
- Where do we start from?
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I don't...
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- Okay.
- Yes.
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[Kate chuckles]
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- Right.
- [Kate laughs]
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♪ Coming home intoxicated ♪
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♪ I said I just wanna love you ♪
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- [Kate] And then...
- [New Miles] Oh!
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Yup.
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Nope.
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Oh, my gosh.
I'm sorry, that's all I remember.
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- It's okay.
- I'm... I'm sorry.
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No. It's fine.
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[stammers] I can't.
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Okay.
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[Kate sighs]
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Look.
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- Obviously, this is a strange situation.
- [stammers] Yeah.
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I'm guessing
it's making you uncomfortable.
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Yes. I mean, no...
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[stammering]
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It's okay. It's all right. Take your time.
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Whatever you're feeling is all right.
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He called today.
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[groans]
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What did he want?
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[scoffs] Nothing.
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[inhales]
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Just said something about suffering
and then hung up,
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which, to be fair, is a pretty standard
call from him, but, um...
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It just got me thinking.
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[sighs]
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I think I convinced myself
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in some perverse way
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that this would be an act of love.
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Like a way to re-appreciate
or save our marriage,
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but...
269
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,382
But what? I-I like that plan.
270
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,383
Oh, look...
271
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:03,634
[stammering]
272
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:07,513
I know that you think that you were there
all those years,
273
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:10,975
and that you feel
like you've lived through all of our crap,
274
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,058
but you didn't.
275
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:13,185
You just didn't,
276
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,187
and that's got to make a difference.
277
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,271
Yes, it does.
278
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,648
It does, exactly.
279
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:21,110
I'm not angry, or bitter,
or afraid like he is.
280
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,529
Yeah, but I'm... I'm angry.
281
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,782
[stammers] And bitter and afraid.
I'm just...
282
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:27,783
[inhales]
283
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,078
a little worn out,
if... if I'm allowed to add one.
284
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:32,329
- No, you're not.
- [sighs]
285
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,875
You're not any of those things.
Not compared to him. I should know.
286
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:36,834
[scoffs]
287
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,586
But I am compared to you!
288
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,296
I mean, look at you.
289
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,673
You're practically glowing.
290
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,010
And I'm still me
with all of my suffering and bullshit.
291
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,887
Oh, God. I love your bullshit...
292
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,722
No, no, but you... but you shouldn't.
293
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,850
It should make you angry
and like you want to fight me.
294
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,810
But you're just so...
295
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:56,436
great.
296
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,398
Okay. I...
297
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,441
[stammers]
298
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:06,447
I have to be honest, I'm not really sure
I see what the problem is.
299
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,703
You're too great,
300
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:17,333
and you're too loving,
and you're too kind,
301
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,876
and it's weird.
302
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,462
And... and... [stammering]
303
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:22,671
a little exhausting,
304
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,673
if I'm... if I'm honest with you.
305
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,093
How is me being great exhausting?
306
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:33,848
I'm sorry.
307
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,811
This was a mistake.
308
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,399
All right.
309
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,737
Fine. You know what?
You'll never see me again.
310
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,113
Ever. Ever again!
311
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,508
[knocking]
312
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,310
That was weird.
313
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,231
Yeah, just a little. Yeah.
314
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,482
Sorry.
315
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:25,733
I just...
316
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,070
I have never been broken up with before.
317
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,114
Oh, I-I-I know.
318
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:33,951
And it hurts,
but it... it will get better.
319
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,577
I promise.
320
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,815
[rock music plays faintly]
321
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,451
Hi, what can I get you for?
322
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,371
Do you have piña coladas?
323
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,622
No, sorry.
324
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,458
But we have a lot of yummy margaritas.
325
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:26,128
We've got the BFM Best Fridays Margarita,
the Strawberry 'Rita Margarita,
326
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,463
the Ultimate Margarita,
327
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,426
- the Cosmo 'Rita Margarita shaker...
- [sniffs]
328
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,549
- Bourbon.
- You sure?
329
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,092
You look like you could really use
330
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,386
an Ultimate Tropical Berry
Frozen Margarita.
331
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,556
- [softly] Bourbon.
- Okay.
332
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,698
[bartender] Hey, what can I get you for?
333
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:55,991
[Dan] Margarita.
334
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,715
[bartender] Sure. We got lots of flavors.
335
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,746
- We got the BFM Best Fridays Margarita...
- [Dan] Just regular.
336
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,040
[inhales deeply]
337
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,500
[sighs]
338
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,296
[Dan groans]
339
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,714
Well, look who it is.
340
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,050
Congrats on the campaign.
341
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,011
[stammers] So, is this where you've been,
342
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,346
out celebrating?
343
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,432
Huh, funny.
I don't know if you heard, but...
344
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:23,894
Pool was so happy with you,
345
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,730
that she fired me.
346
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,026
I gave you that spa recommendation.
347
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,862
Look at you, you're just gonna sit there?
348
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,324
This is all your fault.
349
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:39,575
Dan.
350
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,455
You have no idea
what you're talking about.
351
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,127
You wanna take this outside
and tell me what I don't know?
352
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:52,797
[grunts]
353
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,340
Oh.
354
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:58,846
You don't know how long
I wanted to beat your little ass.
355
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,098
Let's go for a ride.
356
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,517
Hey, I...
357
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,311
I thought we were gonna fight!
358
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,731
I wanna show you something first.
359
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,406
[New Miles] This looks about right.
360
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,408
[crickets chirping]
361
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,746
[Dan] What? Where are we?
362
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,005
[scoffs]What the fuck, man?
363
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:37,842
[New Miles] Dig.
364
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,553
Why? What's in there?
365
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,680
You'll see.
366
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:44,473
Dig.
367
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,517
[scoffs]
368
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,561
[stammers] Yeah, I'll dig, but, like...
369
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,022
we don't have a shovel
370
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,105
or anything.
371
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,025
Use your hands.
372
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,318
He did.
373
00:19:58,572 --> 00:19:59,572
All right.
374
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,248
[grunting]
375
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,049
[Dan] Oh, Jesus.
376
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,176
Who... who's that?
377
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,387
Holy shit.
378
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,014
You're a freaking psycho.
379
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,934
Yeah, try the next one.
380
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:28,768
[grunting]
381
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:34,774
Dude.
382
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,235
Is this Tom Brady?
383
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:38,736
Keep going.
384
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,579
[retches]
385
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,958
[coughing]
386
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,379
What's going on, man?
387
00:20:58,715 --> 00:20:59,715
Is that me?
388
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,429
Why is it me?
389
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,057
[New Miles] Your spa recommendation.
390
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,518
They don't just scrub your DNA...
391
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:10,601
[grunts]
392
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,854
[exhales] they clone it.
393
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:14,981
Clone?
394
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,487
But why would they make a cloned me...
395
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,449
and then bury it?
396
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:29,412
Guess again.
397
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,756
Dude, this so massively sucks.
398
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,843
And I paid for the silver package.
399
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,139
I'm totally gonna file a complaint.
400
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,223
[inhales]
401
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,059
Well, if it's any consolation,
at least it's just you.
402
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,396
Oh, man.
403
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,443
You mean you and your brother...
404
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,612
- Yeah.
- [Dan sighs]
405
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,117
So, which one is the...
406
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,876
Hey, um...
407
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,212
Ever since the treatment,
408
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,550
do you have to, like, jerk off
seven times a day?
409
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,806
Actually, yeah.
410
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:31,557
Yeah.
411
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,145
It's a blessing and a curse.
412
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,730
[chuckles]
413
00:22:38,648 --> 00:22:39,858
A blessing and a curse.
414
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:47,823
[Dan] All right.
415
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,494
Are you all right?
416
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,205
[Dan] Yeah, sure.
417
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:55,164
Hey, uh...
418
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,877
You and me are like clone buds now, huh?
419
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,880
You, uh... you get rid of the geek,
420
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,008
you and me should hit up the town,
beer it up,
421
00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,511
use our clone powers on the ladies.
422
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:10,806
Later, dude.
423
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:17,729
Get rid of the geek.
424
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:27,780
Duct tape.
425
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:47,967
[woman grunts]
426
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:50,011
Will there be anything else?
427
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:54,141
Uh, yeah. Do you know a place around here
that sells guns?
428
00:24:21,626 --> 00:24:22,626
[door closes]
429
00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,590
Come on. Hey, pick up the phone,
you asshole!
430
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,132
God!
431
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,768
[Miles] Hey! Hey! Hey!
432
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:41,480
- [tires squeal]
- Hey! Hey!
433
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,733
Hey! Let me go!
434
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,319
Come on! Hey! Hey! Hey!
435
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,073
[tires squeal]
436
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:56,786
[tires squeal]
437
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,224
Honey.
438
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,060
I'm home.
439
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,773
["Escape" (The Piña Colada Song)" plays]
440
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,154
Honey, I'm home.
441
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:36,784
Babe, I'm home.
442
00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:43,165
Hon?
443
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,377
What's for dinner?
444
00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:52,092
♪ If you like piña coladas ♪
445
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:54,886
♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪
446
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,723
♪ If you're not into yoga ♪
447
00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,726
♪ If you have half a brain ♪
448
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:05,522
♪ If you like making love at midnight ♪
449
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:08,984
♪ In the dunes of the cape ♪
450
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,237
♪ Then I'm the love
That you've looked for ♪
451
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:15,031
♪ Write to me and escape ♪
452
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,299
♪ I didn't think about my lady ♪
453
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,760
♪ I know that sounds kind of mean ♪
454
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,763
♪ But me and my old lady ♪
455
00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:43,727
♪ Had fallen into the same old
Dull routine ♪
456
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:45,020
♪ So I wrote to the... ♪
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