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I lift up my head
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Here I am at the Fengyue Brothel
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The girls are lovely here
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All very charming
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Cuihong, Xiaoxiao
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Haixian, Yindi and Jinbao
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Big eyes
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Slim waists
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Gorgeous figures
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Perfect! All the right curves
in right places
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Girls, upstairs downstairs,
front and back courtyards
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Come out to greet the guests
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They're here
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Haitang, Qingwen
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Xiaoyu, Meibao, Meihong
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Guohua, Xiaojuan, Yulan
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Yingchun, Meifang, Huijuan
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What's going on?
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They are like Romeo and Juliet
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They've got hearts for each other
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Really?
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Mr. Wang has been here for over a month
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He has very much taken to Jinbao
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They seem serious
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He has spent all his money
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He'll go back home in Shanghai
to get more
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Crying their eyes out
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Exchanging their vows, and love tokens
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What kind of love tokens?
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Mr. Wang said he'll take out a tooth
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He will marry no one but Jinbao
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And Jinbao will cut off her hair
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She said she'll be his wife for sure
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I'm getting her a pair of scissors
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Did she mean it?
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This is the Fengyue Brothel
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That's the Chonger Room
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Named after the famous brothel
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Over here is the Yinshuo Room
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Meaning relaxed so to speak
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Things are true and false
at the same time
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No, I meant the tooth
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Of course
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You... have done it?
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Yes, a word is a word
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Jinbao, I'm serious about you
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Xiaowang, my heart aches
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And I'm in pain too
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She's doing this for real?
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Of course not
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You can't trust a prostitute
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The rich customer has fallen in love
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Jinbao, have you cut your hair?
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Take this;
you'll know I'm always with you
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Jinbao
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My precious...
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Don't worry, once I arrive in Shanghai
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...I'll let my parents know
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I'll come back for you
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Remember to bring the things I want
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Yes I will
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Mountains of gold, silver,
anything you want
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Baozhu, Cuilian, Xiaofeng
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Xiaocui, Qiuhong
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They're all here, sirs
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Some have customers, some are escorts
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I heard there are three new girls
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One is the lady boss of a pottery store?
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I heard she's quite a woman
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You meant Haixian?
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Yes, call her here
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Because of her affairs her husband died
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Really?
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Call her
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She's very popular
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We'll wait
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There's a long list; maybe not today
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She's so popular?
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Yes, let me tell you
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She's good in bed, and off the bed too
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Right next door
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Stop it
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Why are you in such a hurry?
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I can't wait
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Are you for real?
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The word is that
you cheated on your husband
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Is that the truth?
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All men cheat
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...on their wives. And then
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...you go around accusing wives
to be promiscuous
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Tell me what happened
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Cheating on husbands
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It's so unfair
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If a woman is caught cheating
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She got beaten to death
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Marriage to a useless guy
is so unfortunate
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Lady boss...
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Hey, you scared me!
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What were you thinking about?
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She's quite pretty
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Can't believe she cheated on her husband
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Right, she deserves to be cut into pieces
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What do you want to buy?
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A chamber pot
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My husband broke it
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How come she knows your size?
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Oh!
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What?
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What are you talking about?
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Ain't the first time
you buying a chamber pot from her
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Wang Dachui
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Lawyer Diao...
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You have a pen?
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A pen?
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To write down my accounts
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I use charcoal
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Lady boss...
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Lawyer Diao...
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Could I borrow a pen?
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What?
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A pen
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Speak clearly
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So, working on a new case?
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Yes, that case
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For the plaintiff?
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No
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Caught in the act, sent to the judge
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Sentenced to be beheaded
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For the defendant?
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Can you help?
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Of course, otherwise I won't get paid
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I don't sell chamber pots
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Shut up
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Eat chamber pots
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What's there to eat?
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Do you eat a banana with the skin?
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You lawyers just like to argue
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You can turn right to wrong
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Of course
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I've got to help others
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I love to help
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You saw her
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That girl looked pretty
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And she's married to an aged fella
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Aged fellow?
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Hello, Boss
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What aged fellow?
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Wang, the boss is back
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I'm chatting with the lady boss
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Brew this herbal drink for me
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Yes
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Collecting money?
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I've been to Xuzhou
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Got it all?
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Give that to me, boss
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Of course not
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I'm going to freshen up and lie down,
don't forget
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I won't
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Be careful when you open your mouth
next time
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...or I'll slap you
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Come on, it's an accident
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If something happens to you one day...
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What do you mean?
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Forget about what I said,
thanks for your pen
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Go to hell
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What now?
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Lawyer Diao...
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Sorry
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Would have spat on you
if you were someone else
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I want to buy a chamber pot
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Too big. Another one
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Pick yourself
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That's for kids
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It's all right
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Sorry...
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I want to learn
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What's with you? Are you mad?
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I'm mad...
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See you
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Damn cat
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Damn it
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Where're you going?
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Asshole, stop running
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Who's that?
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Zhang
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Help me,
the boss is getting suspicious again
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Or he'll beat me up
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I can't take it
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What happened?
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Don't ask
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Take this
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Go over to my bed in a while
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No matter what the boss does
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Keep your mouth shut
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Then...
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Just go
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Asshole
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I'll kill you, bitch
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Beat you up good
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Bitch
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Bastard, I'll tell your mom about this
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What're you doing? Come to bed
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You go ahead
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I'm itchy, scratch me
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A little higher
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Lower
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That's it
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So comfortable
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Come on, Dachui
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Open up...
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Coming...
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What's going on? It's late
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He said you're cheating on him
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And that he's beaten you up
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Cut your hair
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What hair?
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Whose hair?
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Tell me
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Whose hair is this?
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Unbelievable
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What're you looking at?
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I think it's the other way round
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Whose hair is this?
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Whose?
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I'm asking you
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Stop the act
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You said that you beat me up
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Where're the bruises?
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Yes, you can't unnecessarily accuse her
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Sister, mom is worried
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She'll hang herself if this was true
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You accused me of cheating
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And you complained to my mother?
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How can I face people now?
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Stop it, sister
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Don't try to stop me
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No, sister
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Look at him
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I don't know who he's with
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Red string on his toe
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You're not unlucky...
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I'm unlucky
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You've a piece of red string on your toe
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And wish your wife
to have an affair too!
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Well said
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You know what's going on
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Be careful
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You better be careful
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Yes, I will get my proof next time
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Your husband is full of nonsense
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Our family is not going to be
bullied around
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What's there to listen, huh?
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Send out the goods to Xuzhou
on the day after
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And for the goods to Suzhou
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Better work on those soon
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How long will you be away?
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10 to 15 days
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Take care of things
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Don't worry
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Mr. Tao, going away on trip?
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Yes
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Is he here?
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Yes
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What have you got to say now?
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What's going on?
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Tie it up
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Hurry, think of something
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How could he do that to me?
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He deserves to die
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You're his wife
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You must try to save him
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He's now tied with that bitch
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...inside the sack
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Get Lawyer Diao to think of a plan
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What do you want? It's late
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Yours?
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Carry it inside
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Go
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Think of a good plan
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which can save Mr. Wang
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And also save my lady boss
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A good plan?
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Got it
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Leave now, I'll take care of it
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Great, thanks
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Strip
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Go on, take off the clothes
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We've got to do what we got to do
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I'm thinking here
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And you must do your part
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Why do you want me to strip?
292
00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:27,097
We don't have much time now
293
00:29:27,198 --> 00:29:28,631
Otherwise they won't be saved
294
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:35,338
Then... I won't be able to help
295
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:40,411
Fine...
296
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:42,502
It's not that hard, is it?
297
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,088
Turn your head away
298
00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:53,387
I want to watch
299
00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:28,651
Lie down
300
00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:35,923
Don't get this wrong
301
00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:37,859
We have to leave some proof
302
00:30:38,203 --> 00:30:39,261
Of what?
303
00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,696
That we've had intercourse
304
00:30:44,108 --> 00:30:45,666
Now you get it
305
00:30:58,790 --> 00:30:59,779
Your honor
306
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:00,888
Bring in the prisoners
307
00:31:00,992 --> 00:31:05,326
Bring in Wang Chenglong, Mrs. Tao
308
00:31:19,844 --> 00:31:21,368
The adulterers are here
309
00:31:21,479 --> 00:31:22,969
I've been wronged...
310
00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:23,911
Silence...
311
00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:26,776
Open it
312
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:27,783
Yes
313
00:31:33,157 --> 00:31:35,591
I've been wronged...
314
00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:38,594
Judge, I've been wronged...
315
00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:44,123
Wang Chenglong
316
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:45,432
Here
317
00:31:46,704 --> 00:31:48,501
Mrs. Tao
318
00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:50,206
Mrs. Tao
319
00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:51,332
Here
320
00:31:54,445 --> 00:31:55,343
Over here
321
00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:04,419
Judge
322
00:32:05,356 --> 00:32:06,618
Are you Mrs. Tao?
323
00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:07,520
Yes
324
00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,488
Then who's she?
325
00:32:10,895 --> 00:32:12,726
Wang Chenglong's wife
326
00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:15,393
Wang Chenglong
327
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,564
Is she your wife?
328
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:21,265
Yes, my wife. Her maiden name is Zhou
329
00:32:22,006 --> 00:32:23,598
We were asleep at home
330
00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:26,067
I'm not sure what we had done
to offend Mr. Tao
331
00:32:26,177 --> 00:32:29,578
Mr. Tao came in and tied us up
332
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:32,013
Tao Sanxing, what do you call this?
333
00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:35,716
This... it's all so baffling!
334
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:38,186
Phew! You're the one who's baffling
335
00:32:38,556 --> 00:32:39,523
Your honor
336
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,149
He accused me of having an affair
a few days ago
337
00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,318
He made a scene at my mother's house
338
00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:44,952
Summoned my brothers
339
00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:46,758
Sir, he's a neurotic
340
00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:48,456
He has always been suspicious
341
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,363
Tao Sanxing will get...
342
00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:52,629
forty strokes of cane
343
00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:53,669
Yes
344
00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:54,669
End of case
345
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:02,074
Please count
346
00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:05,638
It's fine
347
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:08,048
We're not in it for money
348
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:11,512
I know
349
00:33:11,622 --> 00:33:12,748
Thanks
350
00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:17,126
I've told you to leave
351
00:33:17,228 --> 00:33:18,456
I...
352
00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:27,395
This can't be?
353
00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:28,233
Why not?
354
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:29,931
We had a deal
355
00:33:30,041 --> 00:33:32,100
And you don't have to pay us
356
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,469
Your wife will. Isn't that great?
357
00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:35,546
I mean...
358
00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:37,079
Just go...
359
00:33:52,597 --> 00:33:55,122
Which one of you wants to go first?
360
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,324
Come on
361
00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:00,029
You go ahead
362
00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:01,799
You're taller. After you
363
00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:04,568
You're older, after you
364
00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:06,267
Go on, please
365
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,777
The elder first, please
366
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,744
- No...
- You first
367
00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:11,314
- No...
- Please
368
00:34:13,017 --> 00:34:14,245
You two figure it out
369
00:34:14,352 --> 00:34:15,376
I'll go first
370
00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:20,754
Then I'm off
371
00:34:20,858 --> 00:34:22,485
Please
372
00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:52,350
"Be a good civil servant"
373
00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:55,518
And then what happened?
374
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:59,225
My husband was angry when he got home
375
00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:00,622
Then he fell sick and died
376
00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:02,490
What happened to Wang Dachui's wife?
377
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,195
She's working here too
378
00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:06,770
Really? What's her name?
379
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,063
What's on your mind?
380
00:35:09,173 --> 00:35:10,834
Waiter...
381
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,307
Coming...
382
00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:15,005
Where's Yindi?
383
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,239
She'll be right here
384
00:35:16,347 --> 00:35:16,745
Go look for her
385
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,145
Yes...
386
00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,118
Big...
387
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,915
How's your luck today?
388
00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,718
Hurry
389
00:35:28,092 --> 00:35:29,650
Coming...
390
00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:32,558
Come on, the customer's waiting
391
00:35:32,663 --> 00:35:33,425
Let him wait
392
00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:34,498
He can take care of himself
393
00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:35,793
Come on
394
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:36,559
I'll be right back
395
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:37,827
Go...
396
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:39,968
Coming...
397
00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:40,935
So annoying!
398
00:35:44,342 --> 00:35:45,172
It's you?
399
00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:46,674
Peiqin
400
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,173
Cousin Erhu
401
00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:51,371
Peiqin
402
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:52,312
Cousin Erhu
403
00:35:52,416 --> 00:35:54,441
How have you been?
404
00:35:54,852 --> 00:35:56,183
Are they treating you well?
405
00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:58,555
How did you get out?
406
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:00,785
I sneaked out
407
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:01,722
How?
408
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:04,056
They'll catch you
409
00:36:05,229 --> 00:36:06,491
No big deal
410
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:10,767
I'll take my chances in order to see you
411
00:36:11,536 --> 00:36:13,003
So sweet!
412
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:19,066
What are you doing?
413
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,542
Don't feign ignorance; Go
414
00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:22,943
Go back to where you belong
415
00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:23,775
Let go of me...
416
00:36:23,881 --> 00:36:25,075
Go
417
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:25,649
Peiqin
418
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:26,842
Cousin Erhu
419
00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:28,550
Let go of me...
420
00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:29,950
Cousin Erhu
421
00:36:30,054 --> 00:36:30,816
Peiqin
422
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:32,116
Cousin Erhu
423
00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:32,951
Peiqin
424
00:36:33,057 --> 00:36:33,955
Cousin Erhu
425
00:36:34,058 --> 00:36:35,252
Don't worry, Peiqin
426
00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,621
I'll come back for you
427
00:36:36,727 --> 00:36:37,751
Cousin Erhu
428
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,124
Let go of me...
429
00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:41,027
Cousin Erhu
430
00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:41,621
Peiqin
431
00:36:41,732 --> 00:36:43,529
Cousin Erhu
432
00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:46,034
Cousin Erhu
433
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:54,735
Let's check on her
434
00:36:58,716 --> 00:37:01,810
What's going on? Who's he?
435
00:37:05,089 --> 00:37:07,580
My cousin, Fan Erhu
436
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,117
Your cousin?
437
00:37:12,863 --> 00:37:14,990
I was engaged to him since we were little
438
00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:17,692
Then my father opted for wealth
439
00:37:17,802 --> 00:37:19,201
He married me off to the Gao family
440
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:22,132
To a husband who's 10 years my junior
441
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:38,679
Yuzhu
442
00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:40,321
Father
443
00:37:45,563 --> 00:37:48,031
What are you doing?
444
00:37:48,132 --> 00:37:51,260
You're about to get married
and start a family
445
00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:53,997
How could you behave like a child?
446
00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:55,965
What kind of a person will you turn into?
447
00:37:56,307 --> 00:37:57,934
The young master is about to be a groom
448
00:37:58,042 --> 00:37:59,566
I think he's just very happy about it
449
00:37:59,677 --> 00:38:02,043
Father, I asked him to play with me
450
00:38:02,146 --> 00:38:03,238
Shut up
451
00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:06,380
Come with me
452
00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:14,157
You're about to get married...
453
00:38:14,258 --> 00:38:15,657
and start a family
454
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,193
Bouncing around whole day
455
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:20,128
So childish! This just isn't done
456
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:21,658
Yuzhu
457
00:38:23,067 --> 00:38:26,059
After one gets married,
one gets along well...
458
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:29,264
with the in-laws and starts a family
459
00:38:31,876 --> 00:38:35,403
The day after tomorrow is your wedding
460
00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:38,777
The Hans are a respectable family
461
00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:41,579
A family of scholars
462
00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:45,153
Miss Peiqin is a learned lady
463
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:47,753
She's twenty four
464
00:38:47,858 --> 00:38:52,852
24? She's a year older than
my seventh mom
465
00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:54,157
Nonsense
466
00:38:56,267 --> 00:38:58,360
Master, the virility supplement is ready
467
00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:02,029
What did Mrs. Ke say?
468
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,432
She'll be here soon
469
00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:09,108
Mrs. Ke is a well-informed lady
470
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:13,616
That's why I invited her here. I mean,
471
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,950
to teach you about the bedroom etiquette
472
00:39:16,454 --> 00:39:18,251
You must pay attention
473
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:21,450
Mrs. Ke is teaching the young master
about sex?
474
00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:25,187
And see if he's ready to have sex yet
475
00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:27,059
Have sex? Of course I can
476
00:39:27,164 --> 00:39:28,722
I've just tried it with Yuzhen
477
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:29,800
What?
478
00:39:30,801 --> 00:39:32,598
Jumping on the ground
479
00:39:33,437 --> 00:39:35,632
That's not what it is
480
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:38,402
Simply ridiculous
481
00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:41,000
You should be more careful
482
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:42,670
If we don't teach him properly,
then he'll...
483
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:46,682
make a fool of himself in front of Ms Han
484
00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:49,275
She'll of course forgive him
485
00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:52,779
Master, you said that Mrs. Ke can tell
486
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,380
whether the young master's ready or not
487
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:55,823
She said she can...
488
00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:03,126
Around the neck once
489
00:40:04,835 --> 00:40:07,133
Put this in half
490
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,900
Measure from the nose to the ear
491
00:40:10,007 --> 00:40:13,101
He's ready if it passes the ear
492
00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:14,541
Otherwise...
493
00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:19,545
He'll have to postpone his wedding
494
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,174
...to a later date
495
00:40:21,652 --> 00:40:24,587
Emperor Guangxu
became sexually active too young
496
00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:26,679
That's why he was impotent
497
00:40:27,324 --> 00:40:28,757
It's recorded in the book?
498
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,591
Absolutely
499
00:40:30,694 --> 00:40:32,753
The Emperor Guangxu...
500
00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:34,728
had four sex education teachers
501
00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:36,800
One of them was my Third auntie
502
00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:38,391
Another my fourth auntie
503
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:49,735
Unbelievable! Is he really 8 years old?
504
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:53,439
Like father, like son
505
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,884
Right, you have a good name
506
00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:03,187
Gao Tiande, meaning the blessed one
507
00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:05,893
Congratulations! I think...
508
00:41:05,996 --> 00:41:08,829
you will have a grandson within one year
509
00:41:14,638 --> 00:41:16,037
He's a naughty boy
510
00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:19,908
Let's see how good the teacher is
511
00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:21,170
That's not fair
512
00:41:21,278 --> 00:41:24,145
Teacher can teach,
but the student must learn
513
00:41:24,849 --> 00:41:27,909
An accomplished pupil
must have a good mentor
514
00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:31,112
We don't have to go into this
515
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:34,658
Man's lust for food and sex is natural
516
00:41:36,393 --> 00:41:38,657
Nothing can be excessive... especially sex
517
00:41:38,762 --> 00:41:42,698
that involves staying healthy
and birth control
518
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:45,701
There are certain dates
519
00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:48,704
I mean... during the year
520
00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:51,468
There're 101 days
you can't have intercourse
521
00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:54,169
Then during First day of Spring
522
00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:57,338
First day of Autumn
523
00:41:57,448 --> 00:42:00,246
Summer solstice, winter solstice
524
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,911
And on a few particular festivals
525
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:05,011
During the middle of a month;
all these days
526
00:42:05,122 --> 00:42:07,090
you must refrain from having intercourse
527
00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:09,983
Remember...
or you'll suffer when you're old
528
00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:12,619
You'll be in pain, coughing all the time
529
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:17,362
Do you agree?
530
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:20,332
All right
531
00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:29,940
Let's begin
532
00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:32,647
Let's start
533
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,775
Please start, Mrs. Ke
534
00:42:43,761 --> 00:42:44,693
Sorry?
535
00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:46,357
Please start
536
00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:48,996
You want to listen too?
537
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,028
Sorry, this lesson is meant as one-to-one
538
00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:54,764
No third party
539
00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:57,064
I understand
540
00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:00,241
Gao Ming, Gao Ma, leave us
541
00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,178
You too
542
00:43:10,788 --> 00:43:11,720
Sorry
543
00:43:11,822 --> 00:43:13,084
No problem
544
00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:34,243
What are you doing? Get up
545
00:43:35,112 --> 00:43:36,136
What were you thinking?
546
00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:39,509
Sex, of course
547
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:40,641
Pardon?
548
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:44,817
Hey, are you mad?
549
00:43:45,389 --> 00:43:48,017
With you?
550
00:43:48,993 --> 00:43:52,554
Silly brat
551
00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:56,928
Get up, get dressed
552
00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:00,366
What then?
553
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:06,369
Theories and the terms first
554
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,539
You aren't ready...
555
00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:09,874
for the real thing yet
556
00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:13,772
Look at this
557
00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:18,176
Done?
558
00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:23,150
This represents your willy
559
00:44:26,897 --> 00:44:29,593
My willy? What willy?
560
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,299
Your peepee
561
00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:33,736
My...
562
00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:41,709
My peepee is called a "willy"
563
00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:43,944
Then what does your peepee go by?
564
00:44:44,048 --> 00:44:44,844
Ridiculous
565
00:44:45,649 --> 00:44:47,014
Ridiculous
566
00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:48,875
No
567
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:53,283
Listen, Miss Han is so learned
568
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:56,592
Remember to be civilized
569
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,889
You can't say peepee or willy
570
00:44:58,996 --> 00:44:59,894
What then?
571
00:45:00,597 --> 00:45:03,896
There're many ways to call it
572
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,696
Just observe the proper etiquette
573
00:45:07,404 --> 00:45:09,838
Not the prick, too vulgar
574
00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:11,134
The penis
575
00:45:11,942 --> 00:45:14,433
Or the member
576
00:45:14,812 --> 00:45:15,938
Member of what?
577
00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:17,638
Not that kind of member
578
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:19,447
The member
579
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:20,517
The member
580
00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:22,343
The private part
581
00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:23,442
The private part
582
00:45:24,088 --> 00:45:25,385
The Phallus
583
00:45:25,489 --> 00:45:26,183
Phallus
584
00:45:26,290 --> 00:45:27,780
Genitals
585
00:45:27,891 --> 00:45:28,619
Genitals
586
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,354
Pecker
587
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:33,362
Pecker
588
00:45:34,264 --> 00:45:35,094
Got it?
589
00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:36,257
Got it
590
00:45:36,366 --> 00:45:37,060
Have you memorized?
591
00:45:37,167 --> 00:45:38,134
Yep
592
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:40,669
Let's repeat
593
00:45:41,605 --> 00:45:43,630
This is called...
594
00:45:45,175 --> 00:45:48,201
A...
595
00:45:48,312 --> 00:45:49,370
What?
596
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,879
Handkerchief
597
00:46:04,094 --> 00:46:05,561
Dayu, Mrs. Ke is teaching
598
00:46:05,662 --> 00:46:07,152
Keep quiet, leave
599
00:46:08,966 --> 00:46:10,763
The male has 5 principles;
& the female- 5 desires
600
00:46:10,868 --> 00:46:12,062
You must practice sex correctly
601
00:46:12,169 --> 00:46:13,932
Only then can both partners benefit
602
00:46:14,037 --> 00:46:16,369
Although there are many styles
603
00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:18,771
Most well known
being the 9 ancient styles
604
00:46:19,143 --> 00:46:22,840
Dragon, Tiger, Ape
605
00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:27,007
Cicada, Turtle, Rabbit
606
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:31,383
Phoenix, Fish and Crane
607
00:46:31,989 --> 00:46:36,653
At your age, just go with the flow
608
00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:44,229
Male is Yang, female is Yin
609
00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:46,564
Heaven is Yang, earth is Yin
610
00:46:46,670 --> 00:46:48,763
Sun is Yang, moon is yin
611
00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:52,103
After you're married pay your respects...
612
00:46:52,209 --> 00:46:56,771
to the gods
before you engage in intercourse
613
00:46:58,015 --> 00:46:59,642
The heaven is above, earth below
614
00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:01,115
The sun is above, moon below
615
00:47:01,218 --> 00:47:03,948
You're on top, Miss Han under
616
00:47:04,054 --> 00:47:08,081
Otherwise you'll be hurting yourself
617
00:47:08,192 --> 00:47:09,921
Really?
618
00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:10,857
Yes
619
00:47:11,628 --> 00:47:12,458
Oh no!
620
00:47:12,563 --> 00:47:13,552
What?
621
00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:15,462
Dayu has done it wrong
622
00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:17,090
Who's Dayu?
623
00:47:17,801 --> 00:47:19,860
The Seventh aunt's maid
624
00:47:19,970 --> 00:47:20,902
What has she done?
625
00:47:22,806 --> 00:47:26,640
She's on top every time!
626
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:37,184
Here's the bride
627
00:47:58,475 --> 00:48:00,204
Zhang, get the fire pan
628
00:48:00,310 --> 00:48:01,402
Coming...
629
00:48:01,511 --> 00:48:01,977
Hurry
630
00:48:02,079 --> 00:48:02,443
Hurry
631
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:03,672
Coming...
632
00:48:11,088 --> 00:48:14,182
Over the fire, blessed with children
633
00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:29,834
Over the saddle,
blessed with lots of gold
634
00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:42,184
To bear children soon
635
00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:45,880
Longans
636
00:48:46,223 --> 00:48:48,418
Lychees
637
00:48:49,192 --> 00:48:51,922
Happily together ever after
638
00:48:58,869 --> 00:48:59,699
Congratulations
639
00:48:59,803 --> 00:49:01,293
All the very best
640
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,400
A happy occasion indeed
641
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,077
Congratulations
642
00:49:17,054 --> 00:49:18,180
Eat up
643
00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:58,226
So? Not done?
644
00:49:59,062 --> 00:50:00,290
It's hot
645
00:50:03,934 --> 00:50:05,094
Not done yet
646
00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:11,703
Bride, yes?
647
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,137
How?
648
00:50:30,660 --> 00:50:32,719
Congratulations
649
00:50:34,264 --> 00:50:36,061
You'll have a grandson next year
650
00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:38,091
Let's go
651
00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:38,599
Yes
652
00:50:38,702 --> 00:50:39,293
Come on
653
00:50:39,403 --> 00:50:40,836
I'm going too
654
00:51:12,436 --> 00:51:13,801
Let's go over there
655
00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:34,156
Quiet
656
00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:48,004
Heaven on top, earth below
657
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,936
Sun on top, moon below
658
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:52,504
I'm on top, you're below
659
00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:06,856
Keep quiet
660
00:52:07,691 --> 00:52:11,525
One sound and I'll kill you. Get down
661
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:24,967
Don't!
662
00:52:26,009 --> 00:52:32,107
No...
663
00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:37,485
Please
664
00:52:39,890 --> 00:52:40,481
No...
665
00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:43,320
My name is Fan Erhu
666
00:52:43,426 --> 00:52:44,518
I'm her cousin
667
00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,027
We were engaged since we were little
668
00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:50,129
Her father opted for wealth
669
00:52:50,233 --> 00:52:55,603
You were just a kid
670
00:52:56,573 --> 00:53:00,134
Tonight is our wedding night
671
00:53:00,977 --> 00:53:02,604
You sit still
672
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,541
If you make a sound
673
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,708
Blood will be on my dagger
674
00:53:08,985 --> 00:53:10,111
You understand?
675
00:53:20,230 --> 00:53:21,197
Hu
676
00:53:23,934 --> 00:53:26,300
Hu? Who's that?
677
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:29,665
As strong as a tiger
678
00:53:38,682 --> 00:53:40,912
Heaven on top, earth below
679
00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:43,212
Sun on top, moon below
680
00:53:47,657 --> 00:53:52,594
I'm not on top, you're on top;
how absurd!
681
00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:01,934
I'm impressed
682
00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:13,079
You'll have a grandson next year
683
00:54:13,183 --> 00:54:14,650
You're a good teacher
684
00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:15,911
Of what good is that?
685
00:54:16,019 --> 00:54:18,146
Your son outshines you
686
00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:31,265
Harmful to your health!
687
00:54:39,976 --> 00:54:42,069
It's breakfast time,
young master and lady
688
00:54:42,178 --> 00:54:44,043
It's time for breakfast
689
00:54:44,681 --> 00:54:45,875
Young master
690
00:54:45,982 --> 00:54:46,880
Who is it?
691
00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:48,479
It's time for breakfast
692
00:54:50,387 --> 00:54:51,820
Ask them to leave the food outside
693
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:58,325
They said to leave the food outside
694
00:54:58,428 --> 00:54:59,053
They?
695
00:54:59,162 --> 00:55:00,356
I heard a man's voice
696
00:55:00,463 --> 00:55:01,521
Why's that?
697
00:55:02,532 --> 00:55:06,593
Master, it's almost noon
698
00:55:06,703 --> 00:55:07,670
You should get up
699
00:55:08,638 --> 00:55:09,570
Again
700
00:55:10,006 --> 00:55:14,306
Young master, young lady
701
00:55:14,444 --> 00:55:15,672
Coming...
702
00:55:19,516 --> 00:55:20,574
Morning, young lady
703
00:55:24,154 --> 00:55:25,849
The master's still asleep, let me
704
00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:33,124
Young master
705
00:55:33,229 --> 00:55:33,991
Dayu
706
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:35,161
Young master
707
00:55:35,265 --> 00:55:36,197
Get out
708
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:41,396
I'll beat him if you don't leave.
Now scram
709
00:55:42,138 --> 00:55:43,833
Just get out
710
00:55:44,874 --> 00:55:45,863
Out
711
00:55:45,975 --> 00:55:47,169
Yes
712
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:48,609
What did you say?
713
00:55:48,712 --> 00:55:50,236
They tied up the young master?
714
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,212
What should we do now?
715
00:55:52,315 --> 00:55:53,714
Master, we must be careful
716
00:55:53,817 --> 00:55:55,876
They have the young master
as their hostage
717
00:55:58,988 --> 00:55:59,977
Call the police...
718
00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:04,518
Come on
719
00:56:07,931 --> 00:56:09,990
Get them out now
720
00:56:11,167 --> 00:56:12,657
Or I'll kill him
721
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:19,470
Dad...
722
00:56:19,943 --> 00:56:24,471
Everyone, let's talk over there...
723
00:56:33,022 --> 00:56:34,387
Cousin Erhu
724
00:56:34,991 --> 00:56:36,015
Don't worry
725
00:56:38,328 --> 00:56:40,296
They treat us terribly
726
00:56:40,530 --> 00:56:42,054
We'll do the same
727
00:56:43,199 --> 00:56:44,962
Now that they're worried
728
00:56:45,535 --> 00:56:48,504
We should just enjoy ourselves, come on
729
00:56:55,979 --> 00:56:57,947
Tell them to give up
730
00:56:58,047 --> 00:57:00,140
Or Han Peiqin's parents
will get the cane too
731
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,012
Yes
732
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,685
Go on then
733
00:57:07,056 --> 00:57:09,115
They're the ones getting the cane
734
00:57:09,826 --> 00:57:11,384
If they really love me
735
00:57:11,494 --> 00:57:13,758
They wouldn't have married me here
736
00:57:15,398 --> 00:57:16,660
40 strokes of cane?!
737
00:57:17,233 --> 00:57:19,326
Even 80 won't suffice
738
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,107
Sir, then...
739
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:31,908
Look
740
00:57:32,015 --> 00:57:33,141
Shut up
741
00:59:06,075 --> 00:59:07,667
Shut up, little ass
742
01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:16,439
A pair of animals
743
01:00:19,849 --> 01:00:22,113
Animals?
744
01:00:28,024 --> 01:00:29,992
Then what happened?
745
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,894
Cousin Erhu got caned 100 strokes
746
01:00:33,162 --> 01:00:36,256
Sentenced to life in prison
747
01:00:37,233 --> 01:00:39,064
Do you know
who's my first customer here?
748
01:00:39,168 --> 01:00:40,100
Who?
749
01:00:40,203 --> 01:00:40,828
Tell us
750
01:00:40,937 --> 01:00:42,495
The judge for my case
751
01:00:43,206 --> 01:00:45,106
Morals and virtues; bloody hypocrites!
752
01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:46,402
They are the ones who are the worst
753
01:00:47,043 --> 01:00:49,204
I heard you've left our line of work
754
01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:50,301
What are you doing back here again?
755
01:00:52,815 --> 01:00:53,679
Back here again?
756
01:00:54,217 --> 01:00:57,152
I've been in and out of this place thrice
757
01:00:57,353 --> 01:00:58,115
Three times?
758
01:00:58,521 --> 01:01:01,752
I was married to a pawn shop owner once
759
01:01:01,858 --> 01:01:03,826
We separated because of a tree
760
01:01:03,926 --> 01:01:04,984
A tree?
761
01:01:05,094 --> 01:01:05,856
A tree
762
01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:09,191
A tree of sin
763
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,230
It was actually a pear tree
764
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:15,433
Just like any other tree
765
01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:20,906
It grows normally
766
01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:22,802
Deng Hongfa knew that
767
01:01:22,912 --> 01:01:24,743
...the tree was unique
768
01:01:25,248 --> 01:01:27,876
Mr. Deng opened a pawn shop
769
01:01:27,984 --> 01:01:31,511
He's a well known miser, quite well off
770
01:01:31,621 --> 01:01:34,556
His hobbies include Taichi,
keeping birds as pets
771
01:01:49,205 --> 01:01:50,695
In order to feed his birds...
772
01:01:50,807 --> 01:01:52,798
He often looked for grasshoppers
in the garden
773
01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:24,262
The story regarding the tree of sin
774
01:02:24,373 --> 01:02:27,206
happened one day when Deng Hongfa
775
01:02:27,610 --> 01:02:29,840
...looked down from the tree
776
01:02:29,946 --> 01:02:32,107
Everyone under the tree appeared naked
777
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:34,982
But it's all normal
when not seen from the tree
778
01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:37,784
He put up a notice on the tree
779
01:02:37,887 --> 01:02:39,548
No climbing
780
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:44,090
Actually it's my trick
781
01:02:51,567 --> 01:02:52,829
Are you hungry?
782
01:02:54,670 --> 01:02:56,035
Hungry?
783
01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:08,713
Comfortable?
784
01:03:08,818 --> 01:03:10,080
Yes
785
01:03:14,857 --> 01:03:17,087
After his first wife passed away
786
01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:18,353
...I took her place
787
01:03:27,603 --> 01:03:30,868
The old man is quite young at heart
788
01:03:31,507 --> 01:03:33,304
But he's lousy in bed
789
01:03:34,544 --> 01:03:37,672
My maid Xiaoyu acted as my go-between
790
01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:40,715
There're plenty of young guys in the shop
791
01:03:42,885 --> 01:03:43,817
Xiaocai
792
01:03:56,732 --> 01:03:57,664
Madam
793
01:04:00,369 --> 01:04:01,529
What?
794
01:04:02,872 --> 01:04:05,363
Xiaocai said a sailor pawned his wife
795
01:04:05,474 --> 01:04:06,441
Pawned his wife?
796
01:04:06,976 --> 01:04:08,000
How?
797
01:04:08,110 --> 01:04:09,304
One who doesn't need to be fed
798
01:04:09,412 --> 01:04:11,039
...and who never gets jealous
799
01:04:11,147 --> 01:04:12,978
That's ridiculous
800
01:04:13,082 --> 01:04:14,982
It's been written in books
801
01:04:15,084 --> 01:04:16,574
They are made for the sailors
802
01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:18,881
Made from rubber, called puppet wife
803
01:04:18,988 --> 01:04:21,821
When you blow it up,
it becomes a life size doll
804
01:04:22,692 --> 01:04:23,818
I want to take a look
805
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:32,262
Xiaocai
806
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:35,633
Yes?
807
01:04:35,905 --> 01:04:38,066
I heard a sailor pawned a rubber doll
808
01:04:38,174 --> 01:04:39,835
Yes, anything is possible
809
01:04:39,942 --> 01:04:41,034
I want to take a look
810
01:04:41,644 --> 01:04:43,669
What? I better safe keep it
811
01:04:43,779 --> 01:04:45,542
Otherwise you young lads
812
01:04:45,648 --> 01:04:48,014
...will steal it and ruin it
813
01:04:48,951 --> 01:04:50,043
It's all wrapped up
814
01:04:50,152 --> 01:04:51,949
The boss is mean, no one would dare
815
01:04:52,321 --> 01:04:54,619
Yes, maybe for the others
816
01:04:54,991 --> 01:04:57,858
I mean, you ain't just stealing
the rubber doll!
817
01:04:58,227 --> 01:04:59,285
Quick, let me see
818
01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:00,987
Okay, come with me
819
01:05:18,881 --> 01:05:20,041
Hurry
820
01:05:40,369 --> 01:05:41,461
I'll get it
821
01:05:58,154 --> 01:06:00,384
It's horrible!
822
01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:01,622
How could it be compared to you?
823
01:06:01,724 --> 01:06:03,817
Sailors spend most of their time onboard
824
01:06:03,926 --> 01:06:06,087
Well, something is better than nothing
825
01:06:06,195 --> 01:06:09,062
Anyone will do when one is desperate
826
01:06:41,230 --> 01:06:42,356
Almost
827
01:06:47,236 --> 01:06:48,260
Done
828
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:55,742
Stop it
829
01:07:25,174 --> 01:07:29,508
Xiaocai has been acting strange lately
830
01:07:29,612 --> 01:07:30,579
He can't focus on his work
831
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,913
Do you know why?
832
01:07:34,417 --> 01:07:35,816
Not focused?
833
01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:39,180
I haven't noticed
834
01:07:39,755 --> 01:07:40,983
Of course you haven't
835
01:07:41,490 --> 01:07:43,048
These few days whenever he sees me...
836
01:07:43,159 --> 01:07:44,717
He's been acting very sneaky
837
01:07:45,061 --> 01:07:46,289
I think he's up to no good
838
01:07:47,029 --> 01:07:49,793
Xiaocai has been working for
over 6 years now
839
01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:54,794
One must protect his own interests first
840
01:07:55,471 --> 01:07:57,666
You take over his job starting tomorrow
841
01:07:58,974 --> 01:08:00,373
Me...
842
01:08:00,476 --> 01:08:03,274
Send him to manage the front desk
843
01:08:03,379 --> 01:08:04,573
Then we'll see after a few months
844
01:08:05,114 --> 01:08:07,309
I'll get him
to pass you the keys tomorrow
845
01:08:07,416 --> 01:08:08,849
I've got my own set of keys
846
01:08:08,951 --> 01:08:10,475
You must be responsible
847
01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:11,245
I...
848
01:08:11,353 --> 01:08:13,287
Remember
849
01:08:13,689 --> 01:08:16,886
You must be loyal to me and the company
850
01:08:17,693 --> 01:08:19,524
I'll test you from time to time
851
01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:22,924
If you're loyal, you'll be rewarded
852
01:08:23,032 --> 01:08:24,431
If not...
853
01:08:28,971 --> 01:08:30,404
You trust me
854
01:08:30,506 --> 01:08:31,803
Of course I'll be loyal
855
01:08:31,907 --> 01:08:33,738
That's good to know
856
01:08:35,644 --> 01:08:36,838
Follow me
857
01:09:00,436 --> 01:09:01,596
Practice first
858
01:09:01,704 --> 01:09:04,434
You'll get used to it
859
01:09:05,007 --> 01:09:06,372
...once you gain more experience
860
01:09:06,909 --> 01:09:09,400
Pay attention to details, work seriously
861
01:09:09,512 --> 01:09:10,706
Most important is being loyal
862
01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:12,144
Yes...
863
01:09:29,431 --> 01:09:30,830
You
864
01:09:30,933 --> 01:09:33,060
No wonder you've been
acting strange lately
865
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,262
You're sleeping with someone here?
866
01:09:36,305 --> 01:09:39,001
A customer pawned this,
I'm just trying it out
867
01:09:39,308 --> 01:09:40,935
Trying it out?
868
01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:42,510
You'll ruin it,
can you pay for the damages?
869
01:09:42,611 --> 01:09:44,238
I was... just curious
870
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:47,140
Curious! What kind of excuse is that?
871
01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:48,880
Why don't you just find a woman?
872
01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:20,746
Clean it up right away
873
01:10:21,617 --> 01:10:22,982
Send it to my room tonight
874
01:10:24,853 --> 01:10:26,718
Right, starting tomorrow
875
01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:28,289
Pass the keys to Guo Zixiang
876
01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:30,148
You work on the front desk
877
01:10:30,259 --> 01:10:32,227
He'll take over, got it?
878
01:10:32,695 --> 01:10:33,491
Yes, boss
879
01:10:34,830 --> 01:10:35,990
Go
880
01:10:43,505 --> 01:10:44,472
Xiaoyu
881
01:10:55,751 --> 01:10:56,911
Where were you?
882
01:10:57,019 --> 01:10:58,213
I've been looking for you everywhere
883
01:10:58,621 --> 01:10:59,713
I was right here
884
01:11:01,156 --> 01:11:02,248
Cook some ginseng soup for me
885
01:11:02,358 --> 01:11:03,256
I'm busy
886
01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:03,984
What?
887
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,321
The madam has asked me
to run some errands
888
01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:06,052
What kind of errands?
889
01:11:06,161 --> 01:11:07,185
Buying dried melon seeds
890
01:11:17,239 --> 01:11:20,834
What kind of attitude was that?
891
01:11:21,810 --> 01:11:23,710
Come along...
892
01:11:24,446 --> 01:11:26,676
Let's play mahjong
893
01:11:26,782 --> 01:11:28,511
We are very lucky
894
01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:31,017
You're in a good mood today
895
01:11:31,353 --> 01:11:33,116
For business
one has got to be in good spirits
896
01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:34,780
You'll make more
when you're in a good mood
897
01:11:34,890 --> 01:11:37,324
24 rounds are too much, 8 are too little
898
01:11:37,426 --> 01:11:38,757
12 rounds is fine
899
01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:42,192
Go ahead, I'll go check on the books
900
01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:44,856
I hope you'll win more, dear
901
01:11:55,611 --> 01:11:59,138
You should treat us today,
you are promoted
902
01:11:59,248 --> 01:12:00,215
Right...
903
01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,443
The madam should treat us today
904
01:12:02,551 --> 01:12:04,041
The boss loves her so much
905
01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:05,916
Goes without saying!
When he loves her...
906
01:12:06,021 --> 01:12:07,886
she will be nicer to him too
907
01:12:09,158 --> 01:12:10,420
As for my husband, the most...
908
01:12:10,526 --> 01:12:12,687
he loves his moustache,
his pet birds the second
909
01:12:12,795 --> 01:12:14,092
His teeth the third
910
01:12:14,430 --> 01:12:17,661
He doesn't take me seriously though
911
01:12:17,766 --> 01:12:19,165
...unless he needs a favor
912
01:12:28,811 --> 01:12:30,745
I win
913
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:33,038
Didn't expect you to win!
914
01:12:33,415 --> 01:12:34,712
Just going with the flow
915
01:12:34,817 --> 01:12:36,751
Good going! You're cool
916
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,982
Where is the White Dragon?
917
01:12:40,723 --> 01:12:42,156
You're trying to be elusive but anyhow...
918
01:12:42,891 --> 01:12:44,586
I still adore you
919
01:12:50,899 --> 01:12:53,891
Be loyal, I'll test you from time to time
920
01:13:05,447 --> 01:13:07,176
Xiaoyu, you take my place
921
01:14:29,097 --> 01:14:31,793
I'll get even today
922
01:14:41,210 --> 01:14:44,907
Xiaoyu, your small nose and small eyes
923
01:14:46,315 --> 01:14:53,346
What a lovely face
924
01:14:59,294 --> 01:15:01,990
You're a good girl, lying down so still
925
01:15:02,097 --> 01:15:03,291
So submissive
926
01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:05,993
I'm going to show you what I've got
927
01:15:11,807 --> 01:15:19,111
Such a pretty face
928
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:24,316
Take a closer look, I'm your wife
929
01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:39,762
Well? Yes or no?
930
01:15:39,868 --> 01:15:41,495
Must have cost you a fortune
931
01:15:41,603 --> 01:15:44,197
Yes, if you like it...
932
01:15:44,406 --> 01:15:45,236
you may have it
933
01:15:45,474 --> 01:15:47,066
Are you teasing me? This is from you?
934
01:15:47,442 --> 01:15:48,568
Of course not
935
01:15:48,677 --> 01:15:50,577
The madam gave this to you
936
01:15:50,679 --> 01:15:51,737
The madam?
937
01:15:51,847 --> 01:15:54,475
A gift for your promotion
938
01:15:55,217 --> 01:15:56,081
Really?
939
01:15:56,351 --> 01:15:57,340
Why would I lie to you?
940
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:02,752
You'd feel uneasy
when you've received a gift
941
01:16:03,525 --> 01:16:04,457
...which you know you don't deserve
942
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,256
So you should do your part, agree?
943
01:16:07,362 --> 01:16:09,227
My part? What part?
944
01:16:09,331 --> 01:16:11,595
The boss is going away
945
01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:12,997
...for a short trip
946
01:16:13,101 --> 01:16:15,194
Madam will be bored alone
947
01:16:15,304 --> 01:16:17,534
Why don't you accompany her tonight?
948
01:16:17,639 --> 01:16:20,540
To do what? Play mahjong?
949
01:16:20,876 --> 01:16:23,344
You and her together
950
01:16:23,845 --> 01:16:26,336
Do what? Play chess?
951
01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:28,177
I don't know how
952
01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:30,843
There're plenty of things you could do
953
01:16:30,953 --> 01:16:32,113
Not just playing chess
954
01:16:32,220 --> 01:16:33,346
When the door is closed...
955
01:16:33,455 --> 01:16:34,717
You can do whatever you want
956
01:16:34,823 --> 01:16:37,758
No one would care
957
01:16:45,667 --> 01:16:46,691
I've got it
958
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:51,800
At least you're not stupid
959
01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:54,333
The boss sent you to test me, right?
960
01:16:56,645 --> 01:16:57,703
Test you?
961
01:16:58,981 --> 01:17:00,141
For what?
962
01:17:00,515 --> 01:17:02,039
My loyalty
963
01:17:05,854 --> 01:17:07,515
You thought I don't know?
964
01:17:08,824 --> 01:17:10,018
You're unbelievable
965
01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:11,183
What are you talking about?
966
01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:13,227
You should know madam's nature
967
01:17:13,328 --> 01:17:16,263
Am I the type of person to do
such a thing?
968
01:17:16,365 --> 01:17:17,332
That's so wrong of you
969
01:17:17,432 --> 01:17:20,924
I believe you,
I don't want you to get into trouble
970
01:17:21,670 --> 01:17:23,331
If the madam is serious about it
971
01:17:23,438 --> 01:17:24,700
I've a problem for her to solve
972
01:17:24,806 --> 01:17:26,171
What problem?
973
01:17:26,274 --> 01:17:27,935
She must prove that
the boss isn't testing me
974
01:17:28,043 --> 01:17:30,807
First, kill one of the boss' birds
975
01:17:30,912 --> 01:17:31,401
Why?
976
01:17:31,513 --> 01:17:32,775
Then
977
01:17:32,881 --> 01:17:34,746
Pluck out three hairs of his moustache
978
01:17:35,017 --> 01:17:35,779
He hasn't got many
979
01:17:35,884 --> 01:17:38,853
Lastly... take out one of his teeth
980
01:17:39,287 --> 01:17:41,448
Fine if you're not interested
981
01:17:41,857 --> 01:17:43,552
You think you're the last man on earth?
982
01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:44,819
She will give up now
983
01:17:44,926 --> 01:17:46,757
And you won't be caught in the middle
984
01:17:52,167 --> 01:17:53,327
No big deal
985
01:17:53,435 --> 01:17:56,871
When there's a will, there's a way
986
01:17:56,972 --> 01:17:58,906
Tell him to wait and see
987
01:18:05,814 --> 01:18:06,644
Xiaoyu
988
01:18:06,748 --> 01:18:07,305
Yes?
989
01:18:07,416 --> 01:18:08,474
Come here
990
01:18:08,583 --> 01:18:09,447
I'm busy
991
01:18:11,787 --> 01:18:12,685
I'm busy
992
01:18:26,501 --> 01:18:28,025
You're a champ
993
01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:37,870
I love my moustache
994
01:18:38,146 --> 01:18:41,377
Dense & thick. Great, isn't it!
995
01:18:44,419 --> 01:18:45,386
Look at you
996
01:18:52,294 --> 01:18:56,424
One can have anything except sickness
997
01:18:56,898 --> 01:19:00,026
One can do without anything
except money
998
01:19:00,702 --> 01:19:04,194
Yes, you're quite a man
999
01:19:04,306 --> 01:19:06,706
Rich, healthy
1000
01:19:07,476 --> 01:19:08,704
What's so unusual about it?
1001
01:19:10,879 --> 01:19:12,642
People at my age...
1002
01:19:12,981 --> 01:19:14,573
don't have the sturdy teeth I have
1003
01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:15,982
I'm not bluffing
1004
01:19:16,451 --> 01:19:18,715
I've never been to a dentist
1005
01:19:20,055 --> 01:19:22,580
And for my moustache...
1006
01:19:22,924 --> 01:19:24,221
It's unique too
1007
01:19:24,559 --> 01:19:28,051
You'll need to have the right amount
1008
01:19:28,163 --> 01:19:31,223
You know?
1009
01:19:44,079 --> 01:19:47,242
Good, champion is champion
1010
01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:48,711
So?
1011
01:19:48,817 --> 01:19:51,285
Good, it's the champion
1012
01:19:51,887 --> 01:19:53,445
I've told you so
1013
01:19:53,555 --> 01:19:55,489
It's clear who's the winner, right?
1014
01:19:55,590 --> 01:19:56,887
Yes...
1015
01:19:57,159 --> 01:19:59,093
So impressive
1016
01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:00,223
What do you say?
1017
01:20:00,328 --> 01:20:02,023
Of course...
1018
01:20:03,498 --> 01:20:05,932
Needs to be cleaned everyday
1019
01:20:06,034 --> 01:20:07,092
So spoiled
1020
01:20:07,202 --> 01:20:10,035
Or he'll be in a bad temper
1021
01:20:11,273 --> 01:20:12,501
So crazy
1022
01:20:12,774 --> 01:20:15,470
More demanding than my wife
1023
01:20:20,081 --> 01:20:22,777
So spoiled
1024
01:20:23,185 --> 01:20:24,311
Right...
1025
01:20:24,419 --> 01:20:25,886
Exactly
1026
01:20:26,521 --> 01:20:27,783
Look
1027
01:20:46,274 --> 01:20:48,708
Look, from Emperor Kangxi
1028
01:20:49,411 --> 01:20:50,810
These accessories
1029
01:20:50,912 --> 01:20:54,439
I've spent a fortune on them
1030
01:20:54,749 --> 01:20:56,512
But they're worth it
1031
01:20:56,618 --> 01:20:59,553
I saw a bird cage a few days ago
1032
01:20:59,654 --> 01:21:01,849
Twenty six thousand dollars
1033
01:21:02,157 --> 01:21:02,714
Twenty six thousand!
1034
01:21:02,824 --> 01:21:04,724
One could buy a house with that
1035
01:21:04,826 --> 01:21:06,259
He said it belonged to
the Emperor Qianlong
1036
01:21:06,361 --> 01:21:07,453
It's the best porcelain
1037
01:21:07,562 --> 01:21:09,325
With the seal of the famous artist
1038
01:21:12,267 --> 01:21:13,131
What are you doing?
1039
01:21:13,235 --> 01:21:13,826
What?
1040
01:21:20,442 --> 01:21:22,740
Are you mad?
1041
01:21:22,844 --> 01:21:24,903
Yes I am
1042
01:21:25,647 --> 01:21:27,706
Since we got married...
1043
01:21:27,816 --> 01:21:29,283
I haven't had one good day
1044
01:21:29,384 --> 01:21:31,147
I had to take nonsense
from your dead wife before
1045
01:21:31,253 --> 01:21:33,448
And now I have to deal with you!
1046
01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:35,022
I can't stand it
1047
01:21:35,991 --> 01:21:40,860
This is the champion
1048
01:21:41,763 --> 01:21:43,526
My champ
1049
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:46,926
The champion?
1050
01:21:50,906 --> 01:21:53,397
He is the champ in your eyes
1051
01:21:54,442 --> 01:21:57,002
You spend time with him everyday
1052
01:21:57,112 --> 01:22:00,377
Wash him and feed him
1053
01:22:01,049 --> 01:22:02,482
Why don't you spend some time with me?
1054
01:22:02,584 --> 01:22:03,778
Why don't you buy antiques for me?
1055
01:22:03,885 --> 01:22:04,909
Why don't you bathe me?
1056
01:22:05,020 --> 01:22:06,783
Are you married to your wife or the bird?
1057
01:22:09,391 --> 01:22:10,756
I have a tough life
1058
01:22:15,997 --> 01:22:17,726
What a bitter life!
1059
01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:21,198
I mean, see... she's jealous
1060
01:22:21,870 --> 01:22:25,271
I'd say you're blessed, it's love
1061
01:22:25,373 --> 01:22:25,839
Love?
1062
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:26,873
Love
1063
01:22:30,845 --> 01:22:33,336
My dear, well...
1064
01:22:33,448 --> 01:22:37,009
What now? We'll get a divorce
if you keep the birds
1065
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:40,085
You...
1066
01:22:40,188 --> 01:22:43,316
She is jealous.
That's what is love, you know
1067
01:22:44,693 --> 01:22:46,593
Love?
1068
01:22:46,695 --> 01:22:48,526
I've wasted my money
1069
01:22:55,337 --> 01:22:57,999
Great moustache, good for longevity
1070
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:02,100
Boss, here are the accounts
from last month
1071
01:23:02,410 --> 01:23:03,274
Please take a look
1072
01:23:03,712 --> 01:23:05,179
Pass this to the lady
1073
01:23:09,451 --> 01:23:10,440
Madam, please take a look
1074
01:23:10,552 --> 01:23:11,746
Wait, say that again
1075
01:23:12,053 --> 01:23:16,046
A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground
1076
01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:19,524
I eat an goose egg, I become the goose
1077
01:23:19,627 --> 01:23:24,621
A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground
1078
01:23:24,733 --> 01:23:29,898
I eat an goose egg, I become the goose
1079
01:23:31,973 --> 01:23:34,168
Listen to me
1080
01:23:34,709 --> 01:23:36,643
You've got it wrong, so silly
1081
01:23:37,045 --> 01:23:39,343
What? It sounds easy
1082
01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:42,077
Try it yourself
1083
01:23:42,617 --> 01:23:43,276
Listen
1084
01:23:43,385 --> 01:23:44,181
Hold on
1085
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,246
If you can't memorize it...
1086
01:23:46,621 --> 01:23:47,610
What? I get beheaded?
1087
01:23:47,922 --> 01:23:49,913
No, but we'll punish you
1088
01:23:50,258 --> 01:23:51,418
Do I get rewarded if I get it right?
1089
01:23:51,526 --> 01:23:52,117
Of course...
1090
01:23:52,227 --> 01:23:53,319
How?
1091
01:23:53,828 --> 01:23:57,195
I'll be generous
1092
01:23:57,298 --> 01:23:59,061
If you can get it right
1093
01:23:59,167 --> 01:24:02,898
Xiaoyu will smother you with a kiss
1094
01:24:04,339 --> 01:24:05,135
Really?
1095
01:24:07,609 --> 01:24:09,509
Yes, Xiaoyu?
1096
01:24:11,212 --> 01:24:14,238
And the punishment?
1097
01:24:14,582 --> 01:24:15,879
If you get it wrong
1098
01:24:15,984 --> 01:24:18,248
A hair plucked
from your moustache each time
1099
01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:20,952
Pluck my moustache? No way
1100
01:24:21,589 --> 01:24:22,385
Then I won't kiss you
1101
01:24:22,490 --> 01:24:24,185
If you refuse
1102
01:24:24,793 --> 01:24:26,852
Fine, it's a deal
1103
01:24:27,262 --> 01:24:30,561
Guo Zixiang, you're our witness
1104
01:24:32,801 --> 01:24:33,825
Repeat it
1105
01:24:33,935 --> 01:24:37,769
A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground
1106
01:24:37,872 --> 01:24:40,966
I eat an goose egg, I become the goose
1107
01:24:41,810 --> 01:24:42,674
It's simple
1108
01:24:43,445 --> 01:24:44,207
Hold on
1109
01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:47,241
You must keep your word
1110
01:24:48,216 --> 01:24:50,946
Xiaoyu, you too
1111
01:24:51,453 --> 01:24:52,385
Go on
1112
01:24:55,223 --> 01:24:59,319
One, two, three
1113
01:24:59,427 --> 01:25:04,364
A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground
1114
01:25:04,466 --> 01:25:06,661
I eat the goose...
1115
01:25:07,469 --> 01:25:09,937
I eat the goose? That didn't count
1116
01:25:10,038 --> 01:25:12,063
No way
1117
01:25:12,807 --> 01:25:13,739
Drop it down
1118
01:25:13,842 --> 01:25:16,174
No
1119
01:25:16,277 --> 01:25:17,437
You'll do this for real?
1120
01:25:17,545 --> 01:25:19,638
Come on, Xiaoyu
1121
01:25:20,148 --> 01:25:20,978
Sure
1122
01:25:21,883 --> 01:25:22,406
You'll really pull?
1123
01:25:22,517 --> 01:25:24,144
Don't try to get away with it
1124
01:25:32,594 --> 01:25:33,526
Come on, again
1125
01:25:34,262 --> 01:25:36,822
Listen...
1126
01:25:36,931 --> 01:25:42,267
A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground
1127
01:25:42,370 --> 01:25:44,497
Goose... over
1128
01:25:45,473 --> 01:25:47,600
Another one, come on
1129
01:25:49,377 --> 01:25:50,139
This side
1130
01:25:50,245 --> 01:25:51,678
It has to be even
1131
01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:58,080
One more go
1132
01:25:58,186 --> 01:25:58,948
Listen well
1133
01:25:59,821 --> 01:26:03,917
A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground
1134
01:26:04,025 --> 01:26:06,323
I eat an goose egg, I become the goose
1135
01:26:06,427 --> 01:26:09,123
I eat... a goose egg?
1136
01:26:09,230 --> 01:26:11,562
I give up, not again
1137
01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,827
No, the last one
1138
01:26:13,935 --> 01:26:15,459
Xiaoyu, come on
1139
01:26:15,570 --> 01:26:17,003
Pluck from the middle
1140
01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:25,809
What did you do that for?
1141
01:26:26,447 --> 01:26:28,415
Xiaoyu, be good
1142
01:26:28,516 --> 01:26:29,505
Let him kiss you
1143
01:26:29,884 --> 01:26:30,612
All right
1144
01:26:38,226 --> 01:26:39,022
Come on
1145
01:26:40,662 --> 01:26:41,594
It stinks
1146
01:26:41,696 --> 01:26:42,060
Excuse me?
1147
01:26:42,163 --> 01:26:44,188
The master has bad breath
1148
01:26:44,299 --> 01:26:47,029
No way! You smell it
1149
01:26:48,703 --> 01:26:49,897
So?
1150
01:26:51,072 --> 01:26:52,369
I think I'm used to it
1151
01:26:52,473 --> 01:26:53,872
I don't notice it anymore
1152
01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:55,937
I've wanted to tell you since long
1153
01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:57,705
My father had the same problem
1154
01:26:57,812 --> 01:26:58,608
After he went to the dentist
1155
01:26:58,713 --> 01:27:01,113
...it was discovered that
he had cavities
1156
01:27:02,517 --> 01:27:03,677
My tooth...
1157
01:27:28,443 --> 01:27:29,467
It hurts?
1158
01:27:29,577 --> 01:27:31,044
Of course...
1159
01:27:32,947 --> 01:27:34,539
Better now?
1160
01:27:37,185 --> 01:27:38,652
A little
1161
01:27:41,022 --> 01:27:42,421
Let's have a look
1162
01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:44,589
Pass it
1163
01:27:48,930 --> 01:27:50,056
Closer
1164
01:27:50,565 --> 01:27:52,032
Better now?
1165
01:28:00,808 --> 01:28:02,605
My tooth?
1166
01:28:03,044 --> 01:28:04,477
It doesn't look like mine
1167
01:28:05,713 --> 01:28:07,010
Of course it's yours
1168
01:28:07,315 --> 01:28:10,011
It's your tooth
1169
01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:11,642
Am I a dog?
1170
01:28:12,987 --> 01:28:14,477
It doesn't look like mine
1171
01:28:15,156 --> 01:28:16,214
Of course it's yours
1172
01:28:16,324 --> 01:28:18,690
They all look the same
1173
01:28:29,437 --> 01:28:32,600
It hurts
1174
01:28:34,642 --> 01:28:35,939
Any smell?
1175
01:28:39,213 --> 01:28:40,180
Yes
1176
01:28:41,582 --> 01:28:42,947
Smells like medicine
1177
01:28:46,387 --> 01:28:48,014
Gradually it'll be okay
1178
01:29:01,936 --> 01:29:02,960
No, I'm still worried
1179
01:29:03,871 --> 01:29:05,338
I'm looking forward to it
1180
01:29:09,477 --> 01:29:10,603
I'm just trying to be a good guy
1181
01:29:12,246 --> 01:29:14,146
How about another problem?
1182
01:29:14,882 --> 01:29:15,871
Another one?
1183
01:29:16,384 --> 01:29:17,715
Just trying to back her off
1184
01:29:18,453 --> 01:29:19,511
Tell her that
1185
01:29:19,620 --> 01:29:20,882
In front of the master
1186
01:29:20,988 --> 01:29:21,750
In front of the master?
1187
01:29:21,856 --> 01:29:22,914
Do what?
1188
01:29:23,224 --> 01:29:24,122
Whatever she wants to do
1189
01:29:26,227 --> 01:29:28,354
In front of the master?
1190
01:29:30,131 --> 01:29:31,826
I'm impressed
1191
01:29:32,500 --> 01:29:37,733
Fine, I'll do it
1192
01:29:44,412 --> 01:29:46,676
He must go with the flow though
1193
01:29:46,981 --> 01:29:48,505
It's the Guanyin Festival the day after
1194
01:30:22,450 --> 01:30:26,250
Look, the pears are huge
1195
01:30:26,854 --> 01:30:27,878
Still not ripe yet
1196
01:30:27,989 --> 01:30:29,320
I want to eat
1197
01:30:29,891 --> 01:30:31,415
It's not time yet
1198
01:30:31,526 --> 01:30:32,857
I like it
1199
01:30:33,161 --> 01:30:34,287
You're really wayward
1200
01:30:35,396 --> 01:30:37,489
Guo Zixiang, help me out
1201
01:30:37,598 --> 01:30:39,793
Go get some pears
1202
01:31:02,590 --> 01:31:06,117
Boss, you...
1203
01:31:06,527 --> 01:31:09,826
How could you do this here?
1204
01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:12,765
What about us?
1205
01:31:12,867 --> 01:31:13,356
What's wrong?
1206
01:31:13,468 --> 01:31:14,264
What's wrong with us?
1207
01:31:14,368 --> 01:31:16,165
You...
1208
01:31:16,270 --> 01:31:18,898
Today is the Guanyin Festival
1209
01:31:19,006 --> 01:31:21,839
and you're like this here...
1210
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:26,277
What? Get down here...
1211
01:31:33,588 --> 01:31:34,612
What's going on?
1212
01:31:34,722 --> 01:31:37,987
This... it's strange
1213
01:31:38,092 --> 01:31:38,717
What?
1214
01:31:38,826 --> 01:31:40,760
You're wearing clothes again?
1215
01:31:40,862 --> 01:31:42,693
Of course I'm dressed, are you crazy?
1216
01:31:43,097 --> 01:31:44,121
I'm dressed
1217
01:31:44,232 --> 01:31:45,494
You said I was naked?
1218
01:31:45,600 --> 01:31:47,727
This tree...
1219
01:31:47,835 --> 01:31:48,631
What about it?
1220
01:31:48,736 --> 01:31:50,169
You should go take a look yourself
1221
01:31:50,271 --> 01:31:52,501
I...
1222
01:31:52,607 --> 01:31:53,596
Let me help you
1223
01:32:54,368 --> 01:32:57,269
What are you doing?
1224
01:32:57,705 --> 01:33:00,105
What? We aren't doing anything
1225
01:33:17,992 --> 01:33:20,460
How could you?
1226
01:33:28,836 --> 01:33:36,242
This is a tree of sin...
1227
01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:40,037
Excellent trick
1228
01:33:42,383 --> 01:33:45,841
Then the old man went berserk
1229
01:33:45,953 --> 01:33:47,887
...and died soon after
1230
01:33:48,255 --> 01:33:49,279
What about the young man?
1231
01:33:50,257 --> 01:33:52,191
Heartless man
1232
01:33:52,827 --> 01:33:54,317
He might seem silly...
1233
01:33:54,428 --> 01:33:57,329
but actually he's up to no good
1234
01:33:57,431 --> 01:33:57,863
What did he do?
1235
01:33:57,965 --> 01:33:59,057
He and Xiaoyu
1236
01:33:59,166 --> 01:34:00,463
...they ran away together
1237
01:34:00,568 --> 01:34:02,502
Terrible!
1238
01:34:02,603 --> 01:34:03,433
Miss Jinbao
1239
01:34:05,106 --> 01:34:06,437
Mr. Wang is here
1240
01:34:06,540 --> 01:34:07,837
Who? Which one?
1241
01:34:08,342 --> 01:34:10,207
The one who took out his tooth
1242
01:34:10,311 --> 01:34:11,243
Really?
1243
01:34:16,984 --> 01:34:19,953
Jinbao...
1244
01:34:22,690 --> 01:34:24,920
Jinbao...
1245
01:34:30,297 --> 01:34:32,094
Jinbao...
1246
01:34:33,067 --> 01:34:34,295
Who are you?
1247
01:34:36,637 --> 01:34:37,399
What's your name?
1248
01:34:37,505 --> 01:34:39,302
Don't you recognize me?
1249
01:34:40,474 --> 01:34:42,305
Any woman could be my mother here
1250
01:34:42,710 --> 01:34:46,146
Any rich man could be my customer,
poor man...
1251
01:34:49,383 --> 01:34:52,750
Jinbao...
1252
01:34:52,853 --> 01:34:54,753
I know I've left for too long
1253
01:34:54,855 --> 01:34:57,517
I came back as soon as possible
1254
01:34:57,625 --> 01:34:59,559
I've bought everything you wanted
from Shanghai
1255
01:34:59,894 --> 01:35:02,124
and the money, but I...
1256
01:35:02,229 --> 01:35:04,823
You got robbed on the way, right?
1257
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:07,098
How did you know?
1258
01:35:08,169 --> 01:35:10,137
Well, I have heard the story before
1259
01:35:10,237 --> 01:35:11,363
An old tale, huh?
1260
01:35:11,739 --> 01:35:13,206
It's the truth, you don't believe?
1261
01:35:14,175 --> 01:35:17,406
Yes, I believe you. It's over
1262
01:35:18,179 --> 01:35:19,703
Do me a favor
1263
01:35:19,814 --> 01:35:21,076
Find another Juliet
1264
01:35:21,449 --> 01:35:22,916
I've no time for you
1265
01:35:24,085 --> 01:35:26,246
Have you forgotten about me?
1266
01:35:27,354 --> 01:35:29,481
What about your hair?
1267
01:35:32,526 --> 01:35:34,153
C'mon, give me a break
1268
01:35:35,463 --> 01:35:36,862
What? It's fake?
1269
01:35:36,964 --> 01:35:37,862
Really?
1270
01:35:38,199 --> 01:35:39,826
If that's for real...
1271
01:35:39,934 --> 01:35:41,458
then all the girls here would be bald
1272
01:35:47,808 --> 01:35:48,934
What about my tooth?
1273
01:35:51,178 --> 01:35:53,476
You want it back?
1274
01:35:53,848 --> 01:35:54,974
Should have told me sooner
1275
01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:59,584
Mr. Wang
1276
01:36:00,554 --> 01:36:01,919
Oh, cheer up
1277
01:36:06,694 --> 01:36:08,093
Pick it yourself
1278
01:36:21,175 --> 01:36:23,109
Our teeth!
1279
01:36:23,677 --> 01:36:25,941
Come out and greet the guests
1280
01:36:26,046 --> 01:36:30,346
Girls from upstairs, downstairs,
front and backyards
1281
01:36:30,451 --> 01:36:33,614
Greet the guests
1282
01:36:33,721 --> 01:36:34,380
Coming
1283
01:36:34,488 --> 01:36:35,648
Haixian
1284
01:36:39,860 --> 01:36:41,953
Yindi
1285
01:36:45,199 --> 01:36:47,793
Jinbao
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