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(whooshes)
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(whooshes)
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("Golden Brown")
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♪ Golden brown, texture like sun ♪
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♪ Lays me down, with my mind she runs ♪
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♪ Throughout the night ♪
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♪ No need to fight ♪
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♪ Never a frown with golden brown ♪
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♪ Every time just like the last ♪
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♪ On her ship tied to the mast ♪
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♪ To distant lands ♪
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♪ Takes both my hands ♪
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♪ Never a frown with golden brown ♪
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- Flip, turn the fucking TV off!
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People are trying to sleep.
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Flip, have some fucking consideration.
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For Christ's sake, Flip!
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Flipster?
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Oh shit.
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Shit!
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Fuck!
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(energetic rock music)
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♪ Don't you wanna be ♪
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♪ A personality ♪
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♪ An ocean in the sea ♪
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♪ But you'll never make it ♪
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♪ If you can't shake it ♪
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♪ So don't mistake it ♪
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♪ Just try and fake it ♪
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♪ And I want you to know ♪
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♪ You don't have far to go ♪
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♪ So we'll use all your dough ♪
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♪ To buy new clothes and see what flows ♪
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♪ And powder your nose for those photos ♪
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♪ You're almost on your way ♪
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♪ To popularity ♪
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♪ And we'll teach you to play ♪
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♪ With icy stare and punk-rock hair ♪
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♪ And beatnik flare,
we'll take you there ♪
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♪ And there's so many round like you ♪
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♪ And we don't care
just what you're doing ♪
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♪ After we have gone our separate ways ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah, hey ♪
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(croaking)
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- Fore!
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(frog thuds)
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Shit.
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- [Milo] Bullshit!
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- [Otis] It's not bullshit.
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- [Milo] It's fucking bullshit!
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- [Otis] White's bleeding over Orange.
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Cradles him in his arms
and says, I love you, man.
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- It's fucking bullshit and even if it
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wasn't fucking bullshit,
they'd be saying it
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like blokes say it to each other.
- [Taylor] Fore!
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(frog thuds)
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♪ All the leaves are ♪
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♪ All the leaves are brown ♪
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♪ And the sky is grey ♪
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- Then Orange says back,
I love you too, man.
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- Yeah, they're saying I love you, man.
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Not, I love you, man.
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♪ I went for a walk ♪
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♪ On a winter's day ♪
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- Why would he say that?
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Why would he say I love you too, man
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if he wasn't a pillow biter?
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- He's bleeding to
death for Christ's sake.
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You say shit like that when
you're bleeding to death.
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♪ I'd be safe and warm if I was in ♪
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- He's been holding it in the whole time.
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He thinks he's gonna die.
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He has to let it out.
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Otherwise his secret will be
carried with him to the grave.
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- Bull-fucking-shit!
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Look, I love Danny here.
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But it doesn't mean I'm a
fucking chocolate dipper.
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I'm no fucking chocolate dipper, mate.
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- What about that bit
where they're pointing
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all those guns at each other?
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- What about it?
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- Well maybe it's not really
their guns they're pointing.
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- There's no way, pal!
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No way, no fucking way!
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- Dude, I've seen it like 18 times.
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- It's fucking bullshit!
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There are no fucking chocolate
dippers in that movie!
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It's my favourite fucking movie, man!
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You're all fucking ruining it for me!
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♪ California dreaming ♪
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- It slices a bit to the right, dude.
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- [Milo] Fore!
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(golf club wooshes)
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(frog thuds)
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- I knew this bloke once, right?
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And he used to masturbate so much
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that he grew very fond of his hand.
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So much so that he began to talk to it
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and he put a little face on it.
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And he called it Muriel.
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And after a while, Muriel
began to talk back to him.
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- Fore!
(frog thuds loudly)
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- He'd get her all dolled up in make-up
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and specially made little clothes.
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And at night she'd go down
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and make intense, mad,
passionate love to him.
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Anyway, one night about 3 a.m.,
he wakes up in a cold sweat.
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And he hears all this panting
and moaning and groaning
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coming from the next-door
neighbor's apartment.
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And he looks down at his hand.
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There's nothing there, it's gone.
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It's just this bloody stump.
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So he staggers out into
the hallway and he sees
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that the next-door
neighbor's door's wide open.
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So he pops his head in
and what does he see?
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On the bed, his hand, Muriel,
all dressed up to the nines,
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make-up on, going down on
the next-door neighbour.
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It's a true story.
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- Yeah, I heard tell
once, dudes, that a guy
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has about 4,000 times in
him before he's all used up.
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- That's fucking bullshit!
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- More like 40,000.
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- In your dreams, stick man.
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- Add it up!
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Two times a day, seven days a week,
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for what, I don't know, 40 years.
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- Two times a day?
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- Who the fuck gets to do
it two times a fucking day?
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- Me and Jess used to.
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- Two times a day.
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- Me and Jess used to
do it five times a day.
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- For 40 years?
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What about hangovers?
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What about Christmas Day?
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How the fuck are you gonna do
it five times on Christmas Day
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while the family are sitting
around carving up the turkey?
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- Make up for it at night with the wife.
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- Wife, what wife?
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You haven't had a wife in over six months.
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- I haven't got a problem getting women.
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I've got this thing I can
do that sends them gaga.
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- How exactly do you mean gaga?
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- Gaga, insane, berserk, talking
in tongues, you know, gaga.
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- What like some sort of secret weapon?
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- Some kind of like
weird sideways movement?
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- Can't really say, Flip.
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But it's pretty special, though.
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It could be worth a lot of money.
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- Let's just get this straight.
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You're 20-something years old.
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You have no job, no
money, very few prospects.
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You haven't been seen in
the vicinity of anything
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which even faintly resembles a member
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of the opposite sex in over six months.
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And yet, you sit here and tell us
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that you have some kind of special thing
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that makes the other side go gaga.
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Well if it makes them go so fucking gaga,
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then what the fuck are you
doing here with us losers?
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- Yeah, he's got a point there, Danster.
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- Yeah well, I didn't say it fixed
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all the emotional stuff, did I?
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- [Sammy] Did I hear someone
mention emotional stuff?
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- A writer?
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You're a writer?
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- I'm a writer.
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- I worked at Burger King for three years
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before getting this job.
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I've got an arts degree.
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If we get you a job that
says you lick toilet bowls,
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then that's what you do,
you lick toilet bowls.
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(scoffs) A writer.
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Jesus.
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- You can't write.
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- I can write.
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Philosophical insights.
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Direct experience with
the mystery of being.
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Dusky whores.
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Russian transvestites.
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- An unfinished thesis on the
10 most painful human emotions
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does not constitute writing.
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- Got stuck on jealousy.
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If it points inwards, it
means your heart's full.
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If it points outwards, it
means your heart's empty.
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- You'd better spin it round then.
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- She might change her mind.
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- She ran off with your best friend.
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- She said I didn't let her breathe.
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She said she needed some space.
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- You followed her every
time she left the room.
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You sat outside the door
when she went to the toilet.
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- Is it my fault I worried I didn't have
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a reason to exist whenever
she wasn't around?
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- What about a muse?
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Enigmatic, mysterious,
intelligent of spirit.
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All great writers have a muse.
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- What about teletype paper?
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- Excuse me?
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- Kerouac wrote on the road
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on an entire roll of teletype paper.
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He reckoned the pages imposed
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an artificial structure on
his stream of consciousness.
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- I heard tell once,
dude, you write a story
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for Penthouse, they pay
you 25 G's, minimum.
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- 25 grand?
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- [Flip] Yeah minimum.
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- It won't budge.
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That must mean something, mustn't it?
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- Means you're getting fat.
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- She said she needed to live a little.
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What does that mean, live a little?
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Lead melts at 335 degrees Centigrade.
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The last tram leaves the
town hall at 11:05 p.m.
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(scoffs) That's so fucking true.
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(bell rings)
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(sighs) Shit.
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- I have come about the room.
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(upbeat music)
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- It's a tent.
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- Bank clerk lives there.
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- Half rent, saves money.
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- Do you mind?
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It's not for rent.
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- Name's Jabber, Jabber the Hut.
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- Anya.
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- I control the remote.
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Understand?
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Remote stays with me at all times.
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- I do not believe in the
watching of television.
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It is the opiate of the masses.
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- I'll just pretend you never said that.
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- I need to know if the fridge
has ever had any meat in it.
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(golf club swooshes)
(frog thuds)
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I am, how you say non-eater of meat.
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- Vego.
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- Vego.
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Fridge is cool.
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Nothing but poundcake,
beer and fish fingers.
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- What is this fish fingers?
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- Rectangular.
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- Fish.
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- Fried.
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- Crunchy.
- Good.
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- The roof, on the other hand.
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- Flip!
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- [Milo] It's a beef patty.
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Been up there for years.
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(door opens)
- Stand back, people.
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We're going in!
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Taylor, do you think that's wise?
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I'm sure I saw something
moving in there this morning.
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(sighs) You've got to
watch out for the sneakers.
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When they're replaced by army boots,
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it's random sniper time.
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- [Taylor] Fore!
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(golf club swooshes)
(frog thuds loudly)
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- Enigmatic, mysterious,
intelligent of spirit.
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- You're talking about the
girl I intend to marry.
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- One.
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All intelligence must be shared.
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- Wasn't there an Anya in War and Peace?
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00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,260
- Two.
264
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,180
Everyone's gotta give it their best shot.
265
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,740
- Chemistry, Danny.
266
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,340
Can't beat chemistry.
267
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,940
- Three.
268
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:31,100
There is to be no lying,
cheating, or backstabbing.
269
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,460
- Maybe it's Dostoyevsky.
270
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,880
Brothers Karamazov, I think.
271
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:39,700
- Guy who gets the first
date gets a clear run.
272
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,660
Loser runs around the house three times
273
00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,460
with his undies on his head.
274
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,340
- Did you see the sparks fly between us?
275
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,300
It's a done deal, my son.
276
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,860
Don't even go there.
277
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,340
- I thought you all hated vegetarians.
278
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,860
- [Danny] True love knows
no boundaries, Sammy.
279
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:57,020
- And she's not adverse to
the occasional fish finger.
280
00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:01,180
- Basically, we're willing
to make concessions.
281
00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,280
- We agree?
282
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,300
- I'm not like you guys.
283
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,820
I'm in it for the long haul.
284
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:12,180
- We can deal with that.
285
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,260
- [Milo] We'll work around it.
286
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,500
It's a bonding thing.
287
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,100
- [Otis] Blokes gotta stick together.
288
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,500
- [Milo] All for one, one for all.
289
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,740
- [Otis] That sort of thing.
290
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,220
- Guys with hard-ons.
291
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,020
The blood rushes from
their brains to their dicks
292
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,300
and they all become real stupid.
293
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,300
(typewriter clacking)
294
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,580
- [Man] Mr. Kirkhope?
295
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:32,860
- Yes?
296
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:37,500
- I wonder if we might have
a few moments of your time.
297
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,360
Every month, $563 is
supposed to be delivered
298
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:46,620
to a certain post office
box at the Brisbane GPO.
299
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,140
(voice chatters on phone)
300
00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:52,780
For the last four months,
this has not happened.
301
00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,140
(voice chatters on phone)
302
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,500
Do any of you have any reason
303
00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,100
(voice chatters on phone)
for this?
304
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,660
- You do know those things give
you brain tumours, don't you?
305
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,460
- Um. (clears throat)
306
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,540
We seem to be going through a bit
307
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,260
of a transitionary fiscal
crisis at the moment.
308
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,740
- He means a recession.
309
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:15,040
We're considering it the
recession we had to have.
310
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:20,220
- I think we got ourselves
a couple of smart-arses.
311
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:25,080
Are any of you shitheads
related to a copper or a pollie?
312
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,840
Looks like we're in the clear.
313
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,420
Damn good tea.
314
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,940
- It's chai from India.
315
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:39,820
Biscuit?
316
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,920
- No thank you.
317
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,820
- We're expecting a big check
at the end of the month.
318
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:49,180
25 G's from Penthouse magazine.
319
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,100
- What do you do?
320
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,420
Pose for a fucking centrefold?
321
00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:54,060
- No, I'm a writer.
322
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,760
I write for Penthouse magazine.
323
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,960
- No kidding.
324
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,980
You got a machine?
325
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,500
- [Danny] I've got an Underwood.
326
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,900
- Is that Mac or Windows?
327
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000
- It's a typewriter.
328
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,660
- Don't sound like no
fucking writer to me, mate.
329
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,940
- Oh, well, Hunter S.
Thompson used an Underwood.
330
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,740
Kerouac, Hemingway used an Underwood.
331
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:25,780
Stephen King?
332
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,020
Stephen King wrote heaps
of stuff on an Underwood.
333
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,880
- Are we gonna get our bond back?
334
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:46,460
- Did anyone say you
could talk, dickstrap?
335
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,380
Did anybody here say you could open
336
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:52,000
your dirty, fucking, stinking little trap?
337
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,940
If I get a tumour, funboy,
338
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:03,220
I'm gonna hold you personally
fucking responsible.
339
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,620
Us again.
340
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:05,740
One of the life forms here
341
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,580
has raised a question about the bond.
342
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,700
(voice chatters on phone)
343
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,180
Yeah.
344
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,060
Sure.
345
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,240
Sure, no problem, can do.
346
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,640
Four months' back rent.
347
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,060
Two months' rent in advance.
348
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,160
End of week.
349
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,880
Otherwise.
350
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,240
(air hisses)
351
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,520
- Comprehende?
352
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,020
- Do you think it's true
about the brain tumour?
353
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,180
- Supposed to be.
354
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,860
- You can get headset, you know.
355
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,420
Keep the phone in your
pocket, talk into the mike.
356
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,900
Well you'd look like a
frigging receptionist!
357
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,540
- [Man] It's an earphone thing!
358
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,640
(thuds)
359
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,160
- Penthouse magazine?
360
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,180
(typewriter clacking)
361
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,100
- Enter me,
362
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,200
enter me,
363
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,820
she gasped.
364
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,140
(typewriter dings)
365
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,300
- Enter me hard, enter me deep.
366
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,220
I want you inside me.
367
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,380
Yes, yes!
368
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,220
Insert yourself, Rodney.
369
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:28,240
I want you now, entering hard,
entering deep, yes, now, oh.
370
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,900
I entered her?
371
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,740
He entered me?
372
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,300
I wanted him inside me.
373
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,220
What are we, cars, elevators,
374
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,140
hotel rooms that guys can crawl inside of,
375
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,220
eat, sleep and leave a big mess
376
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,060
for someone else to clear up?
377
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,300
- It's for Penthouse magazine.
378
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,020
- I just don't think anyone should enter
379
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,700
or get entered, that's all.
380
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,000
- What about the 25 grand?
381
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,420
15?
382
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,900
- You want the truth?
383
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,460
(outside door closes)
384
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,560
- This way.
385
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,380
Just put it on the right.
386
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:07,580
- [Danny] You sure you
don't need any help?
387
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,680
- Maybe later, I think.
388
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,380
- There're all these words for
a woman who doesn't want sex,
389
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,720
frigid, uptight, cold, icy.
390
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,540
But can you think of one word
391
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,820
for a man who doesn't wanna have sex?
392
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,920
- Dead.
393
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,360
(typewriter clacking)
394
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,720
(distant singing)
395
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:16,940
♪ Girl, I'm sorry I was blind ♪
396
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:22,100
♪ You were always on my mind ♪
397
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:26,580
♪ You were always on my mind ♪
398
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:30,820
♪ Tell me ♪
399
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:35,980
♪ Tell me that your
sweet love hasn't died ♪
400
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,380
- Scary.
♪ Give me ♪
401
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,900
- Must be, how you say?
402
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,660
♪ Give me one more chance ♪
403
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,260
- Bonding.
♪ To make you satisfied ♪
404
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,620
- I've said it before.
405
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,660
It's a tribal thing.
406
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,820
Go in boys and come out men.
407
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,760
(imitates guitar)
408
00:20:56,120 --> 00:21:01,120
♪ Little things I should
have said and done ♪
409
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,140
- They'll be circumcising themselves
410
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,820
with sharp rocks any minute now.
411
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:05,900
- [Jabber] Sing it, fellows!
412
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:11,060
♪ You were always on my mind ♪
413
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,920
♪ You were always on my mind ♪
414
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,860
- Getting some serious rays there, Flip?
415
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,960
- Moontanning, man.
416
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,340
Full moon.
417
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,800
You don't get 'em every day.
418
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,220
- [Danny] No, you don't.
419
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,300
Do you ever wonder if
it's all a big con, Flip?
420
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,020
- [Flip] Eh?
421
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,380
- This.
422
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,660
Everything.
423
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,900
What if none of it really exists?
424
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,500
What if it's like some big experiment,
425
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:54,460
and we're like ants trapped
in a giant Petri dish?
426
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,180
What if there's a greater
intelligence out there
427
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,260
and it's creating
everything purely as a way
428
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,780
of stopping us going insane on them?
429
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,100
What if nothing really
exists until we sense it?
430
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,700
My room doesn't exist 'til I walk into it.
431
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,300
Front yard doesn't exist
'til I experience it.
432
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,400
You don't exist.
433
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:16,040
- I don't exist?
434
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,220
- Well, you could be just a projection
435
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,820
of my inner psyche
materialised from my brain
436
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,240
in order to keep me company.
437
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,140
- What about the cashmere
sweater babes over the road
438
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,940
with their swishy little skirts and all?
439
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:36,300
Would they be from your
inner psyche or mine?
440
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,380
- Probably yours, I reckon, Flip.
441
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,340
- Took off a while ago
with some rugby types.
442
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,980
- Losers, man, forget them.
443
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:47,360
- No, we're connected, man.
444
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,740
Once you have them by the moonlight,
445
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,420
they never wanna go back.
446
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:54,500
- It would mean that when we close
447
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,240
our eyes, everything disappears.
448
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,720
And if we open them fast enough
449
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,620
we might be able to catch
the greater intelligence out
450
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:08,260
and see there's actually nothing there.
451
00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:12,360
- What if I kept mine
open while you shut yours?
452
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,780
- No, you're just being stupid now, Flip.
453
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,080
It doesn't work like that.
454
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,140
There may be some sort of
delay switch happening.
455
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,800
- Tomorrow is the
shortest day of the year.
456
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,700
In pagan times, it would be time
457
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,780
for the king to be sacrificed
458
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,320
and for the queen to select
a new man to be her king.
459
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,240
May I?
460
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,700
- Seems a bit rough on the
poor old kings, doesn't it?
461
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,800
- It was a great honour.
462
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,740
Their blood had to be
poured into the ground
463
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:16,840
to make the earth fertile again
and the harvest plentiful.
464
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:22,240
- Makes you sort of thankful
for crop rotation, doesn't it?
465
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,960
- The female fertility cycle is 28 days.
466
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,320
The lunar moonth is 28 days.
467
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,980
- Month.
468
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,080
- No, moonth.
469
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,780
The moonth is a lunar month,
470
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,040
the same as a woman's fertility cycle.
471
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,040
13 moonths fit exactly into one year.
472
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,800
At the end of the 13th
moonth, the king must die.
473
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,640
- Oh well, I guess if it
helps for the harvest.
474
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,780
- When the patriarchy
took over, they abolished
475
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,960
the 13th moonth to stop
the killing of the kings.
476
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,640
That's why they say 13
is the unlucky number.
477
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,180
Why should 13 be the unlucky number?
478
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,940
Just because some man didn't
want to be bled to death.
479
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,260
I get very pissed off about that.
480
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,360
- Men are bastards.
481
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,360
- I hear about your secret weapon.
482
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,480
To make us go, how you say?
483
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,100
Gaga?
484
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,180
(Danny clears throat)
485
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,440
- Uh, will you excuse me for a moment?
486
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,220
(typewriter clacking)
487
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,900
- I'm telling you, bud,
488
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,460
if this deal comes together,
489
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,420
it's just gonna be one long line
490
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,300
of kneeling down,
dick-sucking motherfuckers
491
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,620
waiting for me to come along and give them
492
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,320
a taste of the big fellow here.
493
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:07,780
- How're you gonna get
the designs on, dude?
494
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,700
I don't see how you're gonna do that.
495
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,880
(coughs)
496
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:19,300
- Any fucker propeller head
can do the designs, bud.
497
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,100
Those lines and dots they've got
498
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,340
can be changed into, like, ridges
499
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,860
and bumps for added sensitivity.
500
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,580
Fucking guy's gonna think
he's fucking Tarzan.
501
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,460
(chuckles)
502
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,220
(bong hisses and gurgles)
503
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,260
- You got a name for it yet?
504
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,740
- We're gonna call him the woomera.
505
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,500
Think about it.
506
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,600
Go further, longer with the Woomera.
507
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,620
(door thuds)
508
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,180
- I thought we said no
fucking backstabbing!
509
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,860
- What man, what are you talking about?
510
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,020
- You told her!
511
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:54,820
- Told her what?
512
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,780
- Secret weapon, talking in tongues, gaga.
513
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,860
- We never!
514
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,100
- Whatever happened to all
for one and one for all?
515
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,620
Male bonding, remember?
516
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,660
- We was doing you a favour, man.
517
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,900
We thought she'd be impressed.
518
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,520
We thought she'd want a taste.
519
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,380
(door slams)
520
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,540
- It's gonna be fucking huge, man.
521
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,660
Guys are gonna be beating
down my fucking door
522
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:23,440
to buy condoms with Aboriginal
tribal paintings on them.
523
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,220
(footsteps approaching)
524
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,140
(knocking on door)
525
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,240
- I'm not here.
526
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,860
(door creaks)
527
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,960
- Excuse me.
528
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,820
- Do you wanna get married?
529
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,160
(typewriter clacking)
530
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,940
- We get married.
531
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,980
We live together.
532
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,960
We sit and face the same direction.
533
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,660
We stare at the same thing.
534
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,540
We have conversation that lasts no longer
535
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,400
than the commercial breaks on TV.
536
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:12,040
And one day, we wake up.
537
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,340
We look in the mirror and we wonder
538
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:19,180
what happened to our lives.
539
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,880
- You sure that's what happens?
540
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,920
There's no hope?
541
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,960
- Very little.
542
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,540
- Pages tend to impose
an artificial structure
543
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,780
on the stream of consciousness.
544
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,780
They don't make teletype paper anymore.
545
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,880
I've already looked.
546
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,440
- Show me your hand.
547
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:08,860
You are deeply aware of
your own sense of melodrama.
548
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:13,440
You lack faith in yourself
but expect faith in others.
549
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,520
You project your insecurities
onto everyone around you.
550
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:25,320
You reject happiness as being
shallow and superficial.
551
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,740
You embrace postmodernism
552
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,840
to avoid having an original thought.
553
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,820
You criticise yourself
554
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,080
because it places you above criticism.
555
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,880
You desire what you hate and
you hate what you desire.
556
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,720
And you always have to kill
what you love the most.
557
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,760
- You can see all that?
558
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,420
- Nothing is new anymore.
559
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,520
Everything is rehashed.
560
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:17,520
- Do you think there's such
a thing as human nature?
561
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:22,460
- Do you think I can invite
some friend for a party?
562
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,540
(sighs)
563
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,640
- Don't see why not.
564
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,880
(thuds)
565
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,180
(typewriter clacking)
566
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,280
- There once was a man
567
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,160
who used to masturbate.
568
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,740
(dings)
569
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,020
so much.
570
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:33,120
(jaunty music)
(Danny whistling)
571
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,320
(sighs) Fuck.
572
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,100
John and Marjorie Lewis
request the pleasure
573
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,300
of the company of Daniel Kirkhope
574
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,860
to celebrate the marriage of Jessica Kate
575
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:21,060
and James Lindsay at
the St Stephens Chapel.
576
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,140
- You know, there are
nuances tenth time around
577
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,860
that slip by you at first.
578
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,060
- I broke bread with these people, Sammy.
579
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,740
Me and Matt swapped cooking tips.
580
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,460
- They obviously don't understand
the religious significance of that act.
581
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:36,580
- I thought they understood me.
582
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,860
I thought they sympathised with me.
583
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:40,900
- Bit selfish of them to side
584
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,500
with their own flesh and blood, eh?
585
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,060
- [Danny] It's a fucking
betrayal, is what it is.
586
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,260
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
587
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,540
Roses, Danny, roses.
588
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:53,640
Candlelit dinner, glass of
wine, bit of a spliff and boof!
589
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,240
- Boof.
590
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,900
- Boof.
591
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,340
- You old romantic, you.
592
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,060
- She wants to have a party
with some of her friends.
593
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,980
I said it would be cool.
594
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,160
(whoops)
595
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,620
- You can't beat roses, Danny.
596
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,420
Add them to the local
all-you-can-eat salad bar
597
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,420
and you've got yourself
one deadly combination.
598
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,980
- You wanna get married?
599
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,940
- Can't, got to go out later.
600
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,040
- Good evening.
601
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,600
I move in now, yes?
602
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,380
Yes?
603
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,480
I move in now?
604
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,240
- I'm sorry, the room is taken.
605
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,680
- Bond.
606
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,140
- Do we have a name?
607
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,860
- Yes.
608
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,520
- Your name, what is your name?
609
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,620
Sam.
610
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,780
Danny.
611
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,060
Flip.
612
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,260
Jabber the Hut.
613
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,360
- Oh, Star Wars Trilogy.
614
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,940
- Got it in one, Tiger Girl.
615
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,060
- You, yes?
616
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,660
- Hi, Satomi.
617
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,760
- Satomi.
618
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,640
Where are we going to put her?
619
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,860
What do you think?
620
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,860
(typewriter clacking)
621
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,560
- They look different,
they talk different,
622
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,140
and know things we can't
even begin to comprehend.
623
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,100
If that's not a sign of an
alien, I don't know what is.
624
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,200
- He your boyfriend?
625
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,540
- Do I look like a masochist?
626
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,620
- They come down here, they
get impregnated with our seed,
627
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,420
then they bugger off back
to the Planet Beautiful,
628
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,740
where only women are allowed to live.
629
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:47,940
I wanna find that planet.
630
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:48,980
- Okay, Tiger Girl.
631
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:49,860
- [Danny] I want to live there.
632
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,960
- Either we come up the equivalent
633
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,940
of Colombia's national
debt in the next 24 hours,
634
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,300
or seriously consider some kind
of ritualised mass suicide.
635
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,660
(faint chanting)
636
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,940
What in God's name is going on out there?
637
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,380
- Didn't your sisters who
run with the wolves tell you?
638
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,220
♪ Shekhinah, Morgana ♪
639
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,300
♪ Maya, Izanami, Shakti ♪
640
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,220
- Explanation?
641
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,180
- [Danny] Winter solstice blue moonth.
642
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,940
Some poor bastard's gotta be sacrificed
643
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,300
so that the earth may bear fruit.
644
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,460
- Seems a bit rough on the bloke.
645
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,300
- That's what I said,
646
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,060
but I obviously wasn't taking into account
647
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:26,080
4,000 years of patriarchal tyranny.
648
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,020
- Who are they going to sacrifice?
649
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,860
- Hello, you duds!
650
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:33,800
Winter solstice blue moonth party!
651
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,540
♪ Maya, Izanami, Shakti ♪
652
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,180
♪ Ishtar, Ceridwen, Hecate, Inanna ♪
653
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:47,260
♪ Isis, Artemis, Sophia,
Athena, Coatilicue ♪
654
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,500
Ooh!
655
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,180
Baby.
656
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,900
♪ Gaia, Saraswati ♪
657
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,420
♪ Kali, Paso Wee, Demeter, Bhavati ♪
658
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,940
♪ Hera, Akewa, Diana, Nidaba ♪
659
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,220
♪ Chicomecoatl, waterlily ♪
660
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,340
- Are you not coming?
661
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,440
It is very empowering.
662
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,660
♪ Ishtar, Ceridwen, Hecate, Inanna ♪
663
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,100
♪ Isis, Artemis, Sophia, Athena ♪
664
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,220
- I'll see you outside, then?
665
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,700
♪ Aphrodite, Mielikki, Astarte ♪
666
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,120
♪ Gaia, Saraswati, Kali ♪
667
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,200
- You're joking.
668
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
You're not joking.
669
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,300
- Don't you want to run
with the wolves too?
670
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,220
- I might just take a
rain check on that one,
671
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,300
if it's okay with you.
672
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,060
Just in case the Christian
Brothers were right.
673
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,240
(chanting continues)
674
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,420
(Milo whoops)
675
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:57,460
♪ Hera, Akewa, Diana, Nidaba ♪
676
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,480
You better hurry up,
you'll miss the sacrifice.
677
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,300
- Hey.
678
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,140
- What?
679
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:07,900
♪ Ishtar, Ceridwen, Hecate, Inanna ♪
680
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:08,740
Get out of here.
681
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,020
♪ Isis, Artemis, Sophia, Athena ♪
682
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,540
♪ Coatilicue, Aphrodite,
Mielikki, Astarte ♪
683
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,180
♪ Gaia, Saraswati, Kali ♪
684
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,260
Fuck.
685
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,660
♪ Kali, Paso Wee, Demeter, Bhavati ♪
686
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,300
♪ Hera, Akewa, Diana, Nidaba ♪
687
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,660
♪ Chicomecoatl, waterlily,
Shekhina, Morgana ♪
688
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,820
♪ Maya, Izanami, Shakti. ♪
689
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:37,460
- I call on the guardians
of the four watchtowers.
690
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:41,860
- [All] We call on the guardians
of the four watchtowers.
691
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,060
(all chanting)
692
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,160
- Hey, guys?
693
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:50,700
Guys, I thought this was supposed
to be a pretend sacrifice.
694
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,460
Hey guys!
695
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,800
(typewriter clacking)
696
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:59,700
♪ Isis ♪
697
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,380
- [Milo] Hey, guys!
698
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,700
It's getting warmer!
699
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,220
(tense music)
700
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,480
Are you sure this is safe?
701
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:11,220
Guys, I don't like it at all.
702
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:15,480
- If this was real, you'd
both be dog meat by now.
703
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,960
("Star Wars Theme Song")
704
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,100
- [Man] Guardians of the four watchtowers?
705
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,260
- [Flip] Straight through.
706
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,660
Out the back, first on the right.
707
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,760
- [Man] Cool.
708
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,300
- [Taylor] Go for it.
709
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,960
(music swells)
710
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,420
- Taylor, do you know these people?
711
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,820
- Let's just say I have connections.
712
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,340
I had to call in the cavalry
713
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,660
to neutralise the rent situation.
714
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,480
With extreme prejudice, cover me.
715
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,840
(car approaches)
716
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,220
(woman moans)
717
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,320
- Oh, man!
718
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:48,220
(woman moans repeatedly)
719
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,020
- Ooh!
(man grunts)
720
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,580
♪ The sun on the meadow ♪
721
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,500
- [Milo] Not a shish-kebab!
722
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,060
- Taylor, these reinforcements of yours,
723
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,100
they wouldn't be, by any
chance, Nazis, would they?
724
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,580
- [Milo] You're a bunch of pagan freaks!
725
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,820
- I prefer to think of them
726
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,380
as politically challenged.
- Ow!
727
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,480
Jesus fucking Christ!
728
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,260
Crazy, man!
729
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,780
Jesus!
(Flip screams)
730
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,060
- I knew it.
731
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:20,460
There's some seriously bad
medicine going down out there.
732
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:22,540
Just as I thought.
733
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,140
He's crossed to the Dark Side.
734
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,780
Probably for the better.
735
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,860
He's with his own kind now.
736
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,900
- Shouldn't we mark him as of the beast?
737
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,540
(Flip moans)
- It's just shock, is all.
738
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,140
Saw a cashmere sweater back--
- Shut up!
739
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:38,180
- Ow!
(Milo chuckles)
740
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,500
Cashmere sweater babe came back
with flat-headed rugby type.
741
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,300
(man and woman moaning)
742
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,060
They've been going at it like lamb chops
743
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,140
on the front lawn.
(man yelling)
744
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:47,100
- [Taylor] What now?
745
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,940
(woman moaning loudly)
746
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,900
- [Man] Gentle, gentle, gentle.
747
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,360
(both moan and yelling)
748
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,100
- Ooh, ouch!
749
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,420
- Nasty!
750
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,580
- That's gotta hurt.
(woman exclaims)
751
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,100
- It's a bad game, dude.
752
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,620
(both moaning and yelling)
753
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,420
Brings out the worst in people.
754
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,300
(passionate yelling escalates)
755
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,700
(chainsaw revving)
- No, no!
756
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,660
I'll do anything!
757
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,620
I'll come to your meetings!
758
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:14,740
I'll denounce the others!
759
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,500
Please!
760
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,860
Leave it here, please.
761
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:19,900
This cannot be happening.
762
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,100
- Now that is just fucking going too far!
763
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:25,040
(chainsaw buzzes)
764
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,780
♪ Oh Father, Oh Father ♪
765
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,460
♪ Oh show us the sign ♪
766
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,300
♪ Your children have waited to see ♪
767
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,940
(wood clatters)
768
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,180
♪ The morning will come ♪
769
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,420
♪ When the world is mine ♪
770
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,100
♪ Tomorrow belongs ♪
771
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,860
♪ Tomorrow belongs ♪
772
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,500
♪ Tomorrow belongs to me ♪
773
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,440
(chainsaw buzzes)
774
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,980
♪ Tomorrow belongs ♪
775
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,700
♪ Tomorrow belongs ♪
776
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:06,800
♪ Tomorrow belongs to me ♪
777
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,020
♪ Oh Father, Oh Father ♪
778
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,580
♪ Oh show us the sign ♪
779
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:17,680
♪ Your children have waited to see ♪
780
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,180
♪ The morning will come ♪
781
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,420
♪ When the world is mine ♪
782
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,140
♪ Tomorrow belongs ♪
783
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,940
♪ Tomorrow belongs ♪
784
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,480
♪ Tomorrow belongs to me ♪
785
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,680
- Time to pay the rent, arsewipes.
786
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:45,040
(chainsaw buzzes)
♪ Tomorrow belongs to me ♪
787
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,840
(crowd cheers and applauds)
788
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:56,540
♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪
789
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,320
♪ And never brought to mind ♪
790
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,860
♪ Should auld acquaintance ♪
- Fucking wankers.
791
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,740
♪ Be forgot and ♪
792
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:08,580
- Look after her for me,
793
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:11,980
will you, little buddy?
♪ Auld lang syne ♪
794
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,980
♪ For auld lang ♪
795
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,080
- I love you, man.
796
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:21,760
- I love you too, Flip.
♪ For auld lang syne ♪
797
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,420
♪ We'll take a cup ♪
798
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,300
(motorcycle approaches)
799
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,560
(screams)
800
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:37,800
♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot and ♪
801
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,360
- Whoa, freak show, dude.
802
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:47,420
♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪
803
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:52,620
♪ And days of auld lang syne ♪
804
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:57,500
♪ For auld lang syne, my dear ♪
805
00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:02,300
♪ For auld lang syne ♪
806
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,780
♪ We'll take a cup ♪
807
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,940
♪ Of kindness then ♪
808
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,820
♪ For auld lang ♪
809
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,660
- I go now, yes?
810
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,580
- I think so, Tiger Girl.
811
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,260
I really do think so.
812
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,140
- Hai, douma arrigatou.
813
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:19,700
♪ Be forgot and never brought to mind ♪
814
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,960
(crashes)
815
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,140
(crashes)
816
00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:29,140
♪ And days of auld lang syne ♪
817
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:33,220
♪ For auld lang syne, my dear ♪
818
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,060
♪ For auld lang syne ♪
819
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,180
- It's us.
820
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,700
♪ We'll take a cup of ♪
821
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,620
- Yeah, well, I don't think
822
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,480
you're gonna like this very much.
823
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,460
(crowd cheers and applauds)
824
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,840
(typewriter clacking)
825
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,860
- If this were an environmentally
sound society, Daniel,
826
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:01,340
your two-liter plastic orange juice bottle
827
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,860
would be just the right height to fit
828
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,100
your dry fettuccine into, wouldn't it?
829
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:06,460
(typewriter clacking)
830
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,560
(soft guitar music)
831
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,380
♪ All the leaves are ♪
832
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,420
♪ All the leaves are brown ♪
833
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,820
♪ And the sky is grey ♪
- But it's not though, is it?
834
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,820
It's an economically
corrupt, non-renewable,
835
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,460
rip the guts out of the ecosystem,
836
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,500
toxic materialist society, isn't it?
837
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,380
♪ I've been for a walk ♪
838
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:29,380
♪ On a winter's day ♪
839
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,420
- So they end up make your
two-liter juice bottle
840
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,860
exactly 2 1/2 centimetres
too fucking short
841
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,580
to fit your dry fettuccine
into, don't they?
842
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,780
♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪
843
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,420
♪ If I was in ♪
(thuds loudly)
844
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,520
- On fucking purpose!
845
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:49,780
You do know those things leak radiation
846
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,660
like a sieve, don't you?
847
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:54,300
(microwave beeps)
848
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,620
Beginning to worry about you, Daniel.
849
00:45:57,720 --> 00:45:58,780
Starting to notice a severely
850
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,700
self-destructive streak in you lately.
851
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:02,820
(typewriter clacking)
852
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,920
(steady rock music)
853
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,460
♪ I am the passenger ♪
854
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:30,940
♪ And I ride and I ride ♪
855
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,300
♪ I ride through the city's backside ♪
856
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,820
♪ I see the stars coming out tonight ♪
857
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,220
♪ Yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky ♪
858
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,580
♪ You know it looks so good tonight ♪
859
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,440
(doorbell rings)
860
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,840
- Fuck!
861
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,620
Flip!
862
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:53,620
What are you doing here?
863
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,300
- He met the winner of the Tathra wet--
864
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,740
- Met the winner of the Tathra
wet T-shirt competition.
865
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,460
Woo.
866
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:01,660
Started pissing down as soon as
867
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,280
we crossed the fucking border.
868
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,340
Poor little bastard here
nearly froze to death.
869
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:11,300
You should really call
your mother, Daniel.
870
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,060
She hasn't heard from you in weeks.
871
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,420
Been doing the figures, Danny boy.
872
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,620
I've done all the dates,
bought all the flowers,
873
00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:22,100
had all the candlelit dinners.
874
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:25,620
Been to gallery openings,
sat through the plays.
875
00:47:25,720 --> 00:47:27,860
Expressed my feelings.
876
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:31,180
Came up with some new ones
I never even knew I had.
877
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,620
Said all the right things,
told all the right lies,
878
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:39,100
but still, still not one
drop of affection down south.
879
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,820
- You do realise Lenin wasn't
actually his real name?
880
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,220
It's a completely made-up name.
881
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,320
Like Bono or Prince.
882
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,080
- You see this wallet?
883
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,620
- Apparently rocked up one morning
884
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:54,980
and said, call me Lenin.
885
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,400
- $4,873 have passed through this wallet
886
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,140
in the past 12 months.
887
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:04,660
All of it in the sole pursuit of women.
888
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,180
- Pity he didn't hang around.
889
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,500
He could have called himself,
890
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,540
the political leader
formerly known as Lenin.
891
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,300
- So you know what I did?
892
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,420
I got up, caught a cab to
the red-light district,
893
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:20,240
walked into a brothel,
pulled out a $100 bill
894
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:25,140
and a very nice girl took me into her room
895
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:28,780
and had sex with me just like that!
896
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,180
I'm a convert, Danny boy.
897
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,280
A true believer.
898
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,420
- Just goes to show you what a postmodern
899
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:38,040
sort of guy he was, I suppose.
900
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:48,940
(thunder crashes)
(doorbell rings)
901
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,040
- Fuck!
902
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,080
Sammy!
903
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,620
- Your mum says you really should try
904
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,720
and ring her a bit more.
905
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,260
She's terrified of commitment, Danny.
906
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,860
Commitment involves feelings,
feelings involve emotions
907
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,540
and emotions are a fascist construct
908
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,220
forced upon us over thousands of years
909
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,700
by the patriarchal hierarchy.
910
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,740
- I'm beginning to hate
that patriarchal hierarchy.
911
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,020
- I wasn't allowed to moan
because it sounded like a cliche.
912
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:22,820
I wasn't allowed to gasp because
it sounded like a cliche.
913
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,300
I wasn't allowed to say I love you
914
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,160
because it sounded like a cliche.
915
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,500
How do you climax without
it sounding like a cliche?
916
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,500
- Do you reckon I should
look at P for prostitute
917
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,600
or E for escort?
918
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,200
(thunder rumbles)
919
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:52,320
(haunting music)
920
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,600
- Make love to me.
921
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,200
- Excuse me?
922
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,020
- You know, berserk?
923
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,020
Gaga, talking in tongues?
924
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:13,120
♪ Is there a time for
keeping your distance ♪
925
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,500
- Don't you find me attractive?
926
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,820
- Of course I find you attractive.
927
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:23,060
- Well, then?
928
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,340
- Well we're mates.
929
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,580
You can't sleep with your mates.
930
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:27,780
It's one of the unwritten rules
931
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,400
of the moral code of mateship.
932
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,580
- I didn't know there
were any unwritten rules
933
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:35,580
of the moral code of mateship.
934
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,380
- Oh yeah, they're, they're the biggies.
935
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,460
No sleeping with a mate.
936
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,580
No sleeping with a mate's girlfriend.
937
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,140
No urinating on a mate's car.
938
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,740
It's column-of-salt sort of stuff.
939
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,980
Sodom and Gomorrah and all that.
940
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,100
- Old Testament?
941
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,500
- Yeah, you know.
942
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,300
Plagues, pestilence, frogs falling
943
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:56,120
from the sky, that sort of thing.
944
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,600
- Doesn't sound too good, does it?
945
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:08,360
♪ Is there a time to run for cover ♪
946
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,560
- I just need to feel loved.
947
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:16,440
- I just need to feel.
948
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:18,900
(typewriter clacking)
949
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,440
(dark music)
950
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,900
♪ I hear stories from the chamber ♪
951
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,420
♪ How Christ was born into a manger ♪
952
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,860
♪ And like some ragged
stranger died upon the cross ♪
953
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,020
♪ And might I say ♪
954
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,940
♪ It seems so fitting in its way ♪
955
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,500
♪ He was a carpenter by trade ♪
956
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,740
♪ Or at least that's what I'm told ♪
957
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,840
- Sammy?
958
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:47,540
(water running)
959
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,640
Sammy?
960
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,960
Sammy.
961
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:57,240
Oh, fuck!
962
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,060
♪ And in a way I'm hoping to be done ♪
963
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,540
♪ With all this weighing up of truth ♪
964
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,980
♪ An eye for an eye ♪
965
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,140
♪ And a tooth for a tooth ♪
966
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:07,860
♪ And I've got nothing left to lose ♪
967
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,060
♪ And I'm not afraid to die ♪
968
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,660
♪ The mercy seat is waiting ♪
969
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:12,780
- Oh!
970
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,740
Shit!
971
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,060
♪ In a way I'm yearning to be done ♪
972
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,780
♪ With all this measuring of proof ♪
973
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:20,700
♪ An eye for an eye ♪
974
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,100
♪ And a tooth for a tooth ♪
975
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:25,620
- Why is three o'clock in the morning
976
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:28,700
always the hour of choice
to put on Nick Cave,
977
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,700
get depressed and kill yourself?
978
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,800
What's wrong with the middle of the day
979
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:37,100
when everyone's awake and
ready to call an ambulance?
980
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,280
- What's happening to me?
981
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,940
I can't even kill myself properly.
982
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,380
I can't do anything properly.
983
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,900
(soft piano music)
984
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,260
- I'm sure if you concentrated,
985
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,800
you'd be able to kill yourself
better than anyone else I know.
986
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,020
- Really?
987
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:01,180
- You do everything better
than anyone else I know.
988
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:03,280
- You think?
989
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,900
♪ And the mercy seat is waiting ♪
990
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,780
♪ And I think my head is burning ♪
991
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:15,940
♪ In a way I'm yearning to be done ♪
992
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,220
- I must look horrible.
993
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,860
- You look wonderful.
994
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:21,180
♪ An eye for an eye ♪
995
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,940
♪ And a tooth for a tooth ♪
996
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,060
- Did you have fish sticks for dinner?
997
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:29,160
- Possibly.
998
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,360
- You just, you sort of taste all fishy.
999
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,920
- Should I brush?
1000
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:42,260
♪ I hear stories from the chamber ♪
1001
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,780
♪ How Christ was born into a manger ♪
1002
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:49,980
♪ And like some ragged stranger ♪
1003
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,160
(thumps)
1004
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,540
- Your room's very orderly, Danny.
1005
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,620
One of the best we've seen.
1006
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:01,880
- How do you know my name?
1007
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:12,020
- I'll tell you how
this game works, Daniel.
1008
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,340
We're the cops.
1009
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,760
We get to ask the questions.
1010
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,300
You're the suspect.
1011
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,260
You get to complain about
your civil liberties,
1012
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:24,360
perhaps get shot, maybe even killed.
1013
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,260
And it has to stay like that, Daniel.
1014
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,960
Otherwise, everything
falls out of balance.
1015
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:34,100
And when things fall out of balance,
1016
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,980
you know what happens
then, don't you, Daniel?
1017
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,700
Your spiritual values start to decline.
1018
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,380
You get your disintegration
1019
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,180
of your social structure, don't you?
1020
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,500
The system collapses.
1021
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:50,760
Pestilence, flood, famine.
1022
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,740
It happened to the Romans.
1023
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,380
It happened to the Greeks.
1024
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:01,180
It happened to the ancient Mesopotamians.
1025
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:05,900
And we don't want it happening
to us, now do we, Daniel?
1026
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,460
- What's this then, Daniel?
1027
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,560
Toilet paper?
1028
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,220
- I'm a writer.
1029
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:14,460
Pages impose an artificial structure
1030
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,620
on my stream of consciousness.
1031
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,900
- Well, I guess that would
mean you'd write shit, then.
1032
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
Wouldn't it, Daniel?
1033
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,540
- What's going on?
1034
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,420
- We're the police, sweetheart.
1035
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,580
Your civil liberties are
about to be violated.
1036
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,680
- Oh great.
1037
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,840
- If prostitution is
the rental of the body,
1038
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,920
marriage is the sale.
1039
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,220
You're a sick fuck, aren't you, Daniel?
1040
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:51,020
- What the fuck is wrong with you people?
1041
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:53,120
Haven't you got anything better to do,
1042
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:56,040
like chasing rapists or
murderers or something?
1043
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,460
- You know something
about rapes and murders,
1044
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,560
do you, sweetheart?
1045
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,180
- Fuck you.
1046
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,940
- Sammy.
1047
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,340
- We refuse to answer any questions
1048
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:09,440
without the presence of a solicitor.
1049
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,660
- You know what we usually do
to places like this, Daniel?
1050
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,940
We usually torch them.
1051
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,700
- So that would make you
the arson squad then?
1052
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,060
(laughs)
1053
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,620
- You're a tough nut to
crack, aren't you, hard case?
1054
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:30,580
- You animals got any
guns on the premises?
1055
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:31,700
- Sure, we've got a cache
1056
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,460
of paramilitary weapons up in the attic.
1057
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:36,740
I'll just nip up and get them, shall?
1058
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,760
- No, I reckon you're on something.
1059
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,920
What do you reckon, Stuart?
1060
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:47,100
- Put it away, Russ.
1061
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,180
You lot on drugs?
1062
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,640
- Only when we can get them.
1063
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,300
- If you don't cooperate, hard case,
1064
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:08,160
you never know what might happen.
1065
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,640
- Nice tatts, man.
1066
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:24,300
You look like a fucking
pincushion down there, mate.
1067
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:26,140
Flip, what's going on?
1068
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,580
- It's cool, dude.
1069
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:29,700
Nanna's booked me into rehab.
1070
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:30,660
(sighs)
1071
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:31,700
- It's a good one.
1072
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,220
They get you to make
your own bed and stuff.
1073
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,540
- Let's stop the clowning
around, hard case.
1074
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,500
Your friend here led us
a merry chase last night
1075
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,100
through numerous brothels, two nightclubs,
1076
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,660
a girlie bar and the casino.
1077
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,940
Picked him up at the blackjack table,
1078
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,420
trying to order half a dozen Asian girls
1079
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,940
and a gramme of speed from the croupier.
1080
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:52,140
- We cancelled the girls.
1081
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,260
- Not before he whacked up
over eight-grand's worth
1082
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,780
of whoopee on this, though, Danny boy.
1083
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:58,660
- That's my card.
1084
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:01,240
- It would seem so, Danny boy.
1085
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,960
Seems like you owe $7,257
in rent and damages
1086
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:10,140
to some of our friends in Brissy, Daniel.
1087
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,300
Add that to the eight large notched up
1088
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,340
by your associate here.
1089
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,780
- Which means you're gonna need
1090
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,100
the mother of all student loans
1091
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,220
to pay that lot back, aren't you, Daniel?
1092
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:22,540
- We refuse to say one more word
1093
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:25,020
until we have spoken to a lawyer.
1094
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,060
- Now I've had just about enough
1095
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:29,140
of you I can take, arsewipe!
1096
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,220
- Some of our friends
own that casino, Daniel.
1097
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,060
- And they don't like being out-of-pocket.
1098
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:35,220
- Makes them angry.
1099
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:37,320
- Makes us angry.
1100
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,880
- I need to pee.
1101
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,640
- Can you hear something, Stuart?
1102
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:47,180
- Put it away, Russ.
1103
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,460
- You know, like a mosquito
buzzing, or something like that.
1104
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:51,300
- Russ!
1105
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,400
Put it away!
1106
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:01,820
- He needs to fucking
pee, you fascist pig dog!
1107
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,140
(groans)
1108
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,260
(gun fires)
1109
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:06,360
(thuds)
1110
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,160
- Shit.
1111
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,500
- Big mistake, hard case.
1112
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,600
Big fucking mistake.
1113
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,520
(laboured breathing)
1114
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,880
- Fight the power, Daniel!
1115
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,640
- Fight the power, Iain.
1116
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:36,600
(thunder rumbles)
1117
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,940
- [Stuart] Pity it had
to come to this, Daniel.
1118
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:47,420
And who was to know it
was only a water pistol?
1119
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:48,260
- [Danny] Excuse me?
1120
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:49,700
- The gun.
1121
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:50,540
- What gun?
1122
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,660
- Your friend pulled a gun.
1123
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,900
We fired in self-defense.
1124
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,020
Who was to know it was only a toy?
1125
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:57,940
- Are you insane?
1126
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,040
There was no gun.
1127
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:04,380
- You look after yourself
out there, Daniel.
1128
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,780
Anything could happen, you know.
1129
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:12,120
And let's face it mate, it
probably will, won't it?
1130
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:14,820
(siren wailing)
1131
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,920
- I'm not your mate.
1132
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,940
- Maybe,
1133
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,980
maybe it was like, you
know, a Buddhist thing.
1134
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:35,700
He denies your existence, don't call us,
1135
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,300
we'll call you, that sort of thing.
1136
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,780
- It's the police, Sammy.
1137
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:43,860
They're hardly likely to be Buddhists.
1138
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:47,960
They shoot first, ask
questions later down here.
1139
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:52,200
I'm a dead man.
1140
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,560
- Maybe you're just losing weight.
1141
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,660
Inwards, your heart is full.
1142
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,280
Outwards, your heart is empty.
1143
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:23,640
I wasn't exactly expecting
a shower of confetti.
1144
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:30,920
Maybe you should move on.
1145
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:33,420
It might not be too sensible for you
1146
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:36,680
to wait around for anything to happen.
1147
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,200
- What about you?
1148
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:47,700
- I think I'll, think I'll
stick around here for a while.
1149
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,800
Sort of like it.
1150
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,200
(Taylor retches)
1151
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,160
(yells)
1152
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:19,240
- Best fucking night I've had in ages.
1153
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,480
(typewriter clacking)
1154
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:54,340
- Just what is your fucking problem, Nina?
1155
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,700
- Nothing, Dirk.
1156
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:57,260
What is your fucking problem?
1157
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:58,540
- I don't have a problem, Nina.
1158
01:02:58,640 --> 01:02:59,580
I'm just making toast.
1159
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:01,980
- Well, I'm just unpacking
the shopping, Dirk.
1160
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,580
(typewriter clacking)
1161
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,940
♪ All the leaves are ♪
1162
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:08,300
♪ All the leaves are brown ♪
1163
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,560
♪ And the sky is grey ♪
1164
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,900
- You're fucking insane.
1165
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,780
- You're a fascist bitch.
1166
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,180
- You're the fascist, Dirk!
1167
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,060
- I am not a fascist, Nina.
1168
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:27,220
♪ I went for a walk ♪
1169
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:32,320
♪ On a winter's day ♪
1170
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,620
♪ If I didn't tell her ♪
1171
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:42,060
♪ I could leave today ♪
1172
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,940
- That's the biscuit shelf, Nina.
1173
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:47,060
This is where the pineapple chunks go.
1174
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:48,780
- That's the biscuit shelf, Dirk!
1175
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:51,140
Scotch fingers, Tim Tams, Tiny Teddies.
1176
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:52,540
This is the pineapple shelf.
1177
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,740
It always has been and always
will be the pineapple shelf.
1178
01:03:56,840 --> 01:04:00,300
- You're a crazy, lying, anorexic,
1179
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,900
praying fucking mantis evil witch!
1180
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,700
Danny, I demand we have a house meeting.
1181
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,980
♪ California dreaming ♪
1182
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:12,080
♪ On a winter's day ♪
1183
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:16,060
(door buzzes)
1184
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,260
Sammy!
1185
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:19,460
What are you doing here?
1186
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,700
- Heard you had a spare room.
1187
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,060
You really should ring your mum, you know.
1188
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,160
I think she misses you.
1189
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:30,380
- Tuesdays and Thursdays,
Danny puts out the rubbish.
1190
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:32,740
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays,
1191
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:35,060
Dirk cleans the bathroom and the kitchen.
1192
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:39,060
Saturdays and Wednesdays,
new person, that's you,
1193
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,780
vacuums the house,
including all the bedrooms.
1194
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:43,580
Taylor cooks when he's not on night shift,
1195
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,180
Uptight does it when he is.
1196
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:46,860
And everyone is banned
from writing each other
1197
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:48,420
into their novels, plays, film scripts,
1198
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:51,460
websites and all future technologies.
1199
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:54,020
- What about you, what do you do?
1200
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,220
(scoffs)
1201
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:57,580
- I don't have to put
up with this, you know.
1202
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,760
I do have an audition in the morning.
1203
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:06,840
Don't know what you see in
her, she's not very attractive.
1204
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,360
- Welcome to hell.
1205
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:15,500
- [Sammy] At least it's warm.
1206
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:18,260
(typewriter clacking)
(buzzing)
1207
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,140
- Mr. Corcoran?
1208
01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:21,100
- Excuse me?
1209
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:23,620
- I'm with the William Macey's
high-purchase division.
1210
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,460
Just wondering if a Robert
Corcoran lived here.
1211
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,980
- Come on in.
1212
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:30,180
You're number five for the week.
1213
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,900
Forming a club here for
people chasing Mr. Corcoran.
1214
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,660
- And you are?
1215
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:36,180
- Bragg, Billy Bragg.
1216
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,740
Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Repo Man.
1217
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,180
Drawer of the living dead.
1218
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,280
All for Mr. Corcoran.
1219
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,380
Doesn't take a rocket
scientist to figure it out.
1220
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,820
Fake ID, phone account,
broker a line of credit,
1221
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:51,260
stakes back to us, bingo.
1222
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,780
- There is no Mr. Corcoran.
1223
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:54,880
Probably never was.
1224
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:57,780
- If work calls, I've had a car accident.
1225
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,220
If uni calls, I'm in
Melbourne on a research trip.
1226
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:02,540
If Mum calls, I'm gay
1227
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,740
and fucking my sister over at her place.
1228
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,620
And if Joey calls, I'm
still using the computer
1229
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,080
so he can go and get fucked!
1230
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,700
You know, if you all watched
just a few more daytime soaps,
1231
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:16,800
you'd understand a whole lot better
1232
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,420
what I have to go through
every day of my life.
1233
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:21,720
The ups and downs, the highs and lows.
1234
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,420
- How about a nice cup of tea?
1235
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:27,920
(door slams)
1236
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,920
(buzzing)
1237
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,660
(sighs)
1238
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:44,760
- [Danny] Fuck!
1239
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:47,460
- Your mother seems very nice.
1240
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:51,560
You really should speak
to her a bit more often.
1241
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:03,800
- Mr. Corcoran, I presume?
1242
01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,840
Do stoevski.
1243
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,560
Italian name, is it?
1244
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:14,820
That old Corcoran sure does love
1245
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,080
to shop, don't he, Fyodor?
1246
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:20,140
And he ain't finished with us yet.
1247
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,460
Not by a long shot.
1248
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:27,560
He's got your Amex, your Visa,
your MasterCard, Diners Club,
1249
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:31,700
hell, even your Grace Bros
card's up there in the top five.
1250
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:33,620
- You're too sensitive.
1251
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:35,740
You feel too much.
1252
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:39,080
Why do you always have to feel so much?
1253
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,140
- Why do you always have to wear black?
1254
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:45,660
- I'm in mourning for my life.
1255
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:46,540
- This is Sydney, you know.
1256
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:48,460
They do things differently here.
1257
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,340
- Nobody cares about my problems, do they?
1258
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:51,780
Nobody cares about how I was raped
1259
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,580
by my uncle when I was 14,
1260
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:55,060
or how my psycho ex-boyfriend slept
1261
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:58,400
with my arch-nemesis from drama school!
1262
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:03,260
- Do you always have to flirt?
1263
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:04,100
You flirt with anything.
1264
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,860
You'd flirt with a rock if you could.
1265
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:08,700
- I find it natural.
1266
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,680
- [Sammy] Well, try to suppress it.
1267
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,540
- I think you're being weird.
1268
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,620
- Not as weird as you.
1269
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:22,220
- When it comes to weird,
I think you take the cake.
1270
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:23,660
- I am not weird.
1271
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,220
- Nice tea, Fyodor.
1272
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:26,740
- It's Indian, I think.
1273
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:28,300
Biscuit?
1274
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,060
- I don't want to talk anymore.
1275
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:32,300
I've had a cunt of a day.
1276
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:33,660
- It's not cheap, you know.
1277
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:36,240
Bulimia's not cheap, you know?
1278
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,040
- A real cunt of a day.
1279
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:46,860
- Crime and Punishment and
what was the other one?
1280
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,260
- The Idiot.
1281
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,300
- I'll keep an eye out for them, Fyodor.
1282
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:52,140
But I gotta tell you,
you're never gonna be
1283
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,180
a successful writer with titles like that.
1284
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:56,260
This is Sydney, you've
got to be more upbeat.
1285
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:57,300
Do you know what I mean?
1286
01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:01,020
- I want those creatures out of my house!
1287
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,640
(funky music)
1288
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:26,360
(women passionately moaning)
1289
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:44,280
(knocking on door)
1290
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:48,200
- What?
1291
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:54,440
- May I?
1292
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,200
We are not too loud for you, are we?
1293
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:18,920
You know, we're just having fun.
1294
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:23,100
- How's the patriarchal hierarchy?
1295
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:25,200
- How is, how you say?
1296
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,320
Your stream of unconsciousness?
1297
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:37,560
(sighs)
1298
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,680
You sure we're not too loud for you?
1299
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:48,040
- Not a problem, knock yourself out.
1300
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,560
- I had better go.
1301
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:16,860
(women squealing and laughing)
1302
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:18,960
- Fuck.
1303
01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:20,380
(glass shatters)
1304
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:23,080
- [Anya] Look what you've done!
1305
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:26,460
- [Danny] Jesus Christ!
1306
01:11:26,560 --> 01:11:29,480
(knocking on door)
1307
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,960
- I'm sorry, we broke the lamp.
1308
01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:38,380
- Look.
1309
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:39,780
I don't care if you break your skull
1310
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:40,820
and your fucking little brains
1311
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,260
come seeping out onto the carpet.
1312
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,600
I just wanna be left alone.
1313
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:01,260
- I want to be going berserk.
1314
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,740
I want to be talking in tongues.
1315
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:05,840
I want to be gaga.
1316
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:25,420
- [Danny] I'm sorry.
1317
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:27,500
- What for?
1318
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:28,540
- [Danny] It didn't mean anything.
1319
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:30,260
- Spare me the cliches, Danny.
1320
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,940
I'm a parody of myself, remember?
1321
01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:33,180
No-one can hurt me.
1322
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:34,900
I have no feelings, remember?
1323
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,760
Feelings are a fascist construct.
1324
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,220
No!
1325
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:44,620
I don't see why I should have to suffer
1326
01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:46,860
just because you two
were beaten as children
1327
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:49,200
and forced to eat dog food!
1328
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:53,060
She's a chaos freak, Danny.
1329
01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,780
It's like the antimatter
equivalent of a control freak.
1330
01:12:56,880 --> 01:13:00,220
She needs to inject chaos
into any given situation,
1331
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:02,980
doesn't care about the outcome.
1332
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:05,260
Just the trouble she causes for everyone.
1333
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:08,420
- I am Bajorian, she's Cardassian.
1334
01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:10,520
She bites, I bite too.
1335
01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:13,240
- What?
1336
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:15,820
- It is from Star Trek.
1337
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:18,660
Cardassian and Bajorian.
1338
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:22,300
They are two life forms that
try to be kind to each other,
1339
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,940
but they can't help their nature.
1340
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:28,220
Like the frog and the scorpion.
1341
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,140
You know this tale.
1342
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:32,240
It is Greek.
1343
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,780
- Look at yourself.
1344
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:36,880
You're not even upset.
1345
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:41,160
You don't even know how to get upset.
1346
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:53,640
- I just don't want to be in
love with anyone right now.
1347
01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:03,460
- If you want to sleep with
her, just sleep with her.
1348
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,660
I really don't give a shit anymore.
1349
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,500
- I don't wanna sleep with her.
1350
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,600
Yeah, right!
1351
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:12,840
Don't touch me.
1352
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,080
Just don't.
1353
01:14:24,440 --> 01:14:26,920
- [Danny] Where are you going?
1354
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:35,780
- You know, Danny, whatever happened
1355
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:38,780
to your moral code of mateship?
1356
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,940
- Oh I reckon those rules were written
1357
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:43,960
more with football buddies in mind.
1358
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:52,240
- One day, Danny, you're
gonna wake up old and grey
1359
01:14:53,680 --> 01:14:56,000
in a house full of dumb kids
1360
01:14:57,360 --> 01:15:02,200
living off fish fingers, bucket
bongs and social security.
1361
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:07,660
You're gonna wake up, and
it's gonna hit you like a fist
1362
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:11,760
right in the middle of
your stupid-looking face.
1363
01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:17,680
You're gonna wonder whatever
happened to your life.
1364
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:31,280
(techno music)
1365
01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:07,340
- Well I hope you're all
1366
01:16:07,440 --> 01:16:09,820
extremely satisfied with yourselves.
1367
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,780
My boyfriend now thinks I'm gay.
1368
01:16:11,880 --> 01:16:13,980
My mother thinks I've
been in a car accident.
1369
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:15,620
My boss thinks I'm in Melbourne.
1370
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:18,300
And someone told my uni tutor
he could go and get fucked.
1371
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:20,780
(typewriter clacking)
1372
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,620
- What are you feeling right now?
1373
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:25,620
- Desire.
1374
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:27,720
- [Man on TV] Yes.
1375
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,980
- She said we never talked anymore.
1376
01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:34,880
She said I never reveal of myself.
1377
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:38,940
- They are all very fit, aren't they?
1378
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:41,180
They are all very, very fit.
1379
01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:42,900
- Look at this crap!
1380
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,780
Look at all the fat, ugly
whores that get on TV.
1381
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:48,780
Why can't I get on fucking TV?
1382
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:51,820
- How can I reveal of myself?
1383
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:53,920
What is there to reveal?
1384
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:59,740
The little man behind the
curtain pulling all the strings?
1385
01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:01,840
Who wants to see that?
1386
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:04,780
- I've been to drama school, you know.
1387
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:07,480
I am a bit of a babe, aren't I?
1388
01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:11,640
- That's who I am, Gail.
1389
01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:15,820
That's what I am, right or wrong.
1390
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:17,920
I can't change that.
1391
01:17:21,720 --> 01:17:23,700
Al Pacino.
1392
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,900
I love that man.
1393
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,940
- My pathetic life
consists of sitting around,
1394
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:31,180
waiting for imaginary
acting jobs to materialise,
1395
01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:32,940
eating myself stupid and throwing up
1396
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:33,940
in the middle of the night.
1397
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:36,780
Well, I'm sick of it, I tell you!
1398
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:38,820
I'm sick of it!
1399
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:41,440
- I have something to declare.
1400
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:43,900
I'm gay.
1401
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:46,080
- Do we have any lollies?
1402
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,020
- I said I was gay.
1403
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:51,120
I'm gay.
1404
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:53,140
- That's nice, Dirk.
1405
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,540
- It is obvious, really.
1406
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:56,800
- Always thought you were.
1407
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:05,380
- I'd just like to say
that I've got a problem
1408
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:09,380
with you all accepting my
homosexuality without question.
1409
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:11,380
No wonder my suppressed heterosexual side
1410
01:18:11,480 --> 01:18:13,300
is in a spin all the time!
1411
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:16,580
You all thought I was gay, even
when I was fucking straight!
1412
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:18,500
- Dirk, we think it's great, mate.
1413
01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:23,060
- What's so fucking great
about being a poofter, Danny?
1414
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:26,560
- Nothing Dirk, just finish the bathroom.
1415
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:30,860
- That's just fucking typical, Daniel!
1416
01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:33,900
I'd like to declare I've
got a problem with that too.
1417
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,420
You want me to put on a
fucking pink apron, Danny?
1418
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:39,980
You want me to put on the
fucking pink washing-up gloves
1419
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:42,380
and lick the boots of the hetero-fascist
1420
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:44,540
sterility conspiracy thing?
1421
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,640
No fucking way, pal!
1422
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:49,940
I'm not some minty fucking queen,
1423
01:18:50,040 --> 01:18:52,460
lick the boots of you hetero fucks!
1424
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:53,620
Oh, give the fag some hetero
1425
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:56,220
foot massage routine when he comes in.
1426
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:58,320
Bullshit!
1427
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:01,000
Gay men are dying, Danny.
1428
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:05,540
And you want me to clean the bath.
1429
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:08,380
- Dirk, just forget it, mate.
1430
01:19:08,480 --> 01:19:11,180
- You don't mean that, do you, Danny?
1431
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,700
What you really mean is,
1432
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:15,020
all you filthy little arse bandits
1433
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:16,580
should be nailed to a tree.
1434
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:18,680
Isn't that so, Danny?
1435
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:29,360
(sighs)
1436
01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:37,440
- Dirk, this newly installed
sophisticated gay radar
1437
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,100
of yours is picking up
shit from the cosmos
1438
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:43,660
that just ain't fucking there.
1439
01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:46,500
I've got my own shit to worry about.
1440
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:48,460
I've lived in 49 shared households
1441
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:50,540
in what seems as many years.
1442
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:54,340
I've been ripped off, raided, threatened,
1443
01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:56,900
burnt out, shot at, cheated on,
1444
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,580
scabbed in every one of those years.
1445
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:01,900
My beds are foam slabs on the floor.
1446
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:05,300
My cupboards are stacks
of stolen milk crates.
1447
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,620
I've lived with tent-dwelling bank clerks,
1448
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:11,180
albino moontanners, nitro suckers,
1449
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:14,620
psycho fucking drama queens, acid eaters,
1450
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:17,820
mushroom farmers,
fucking brothel crawlers,
1451
01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:21,340
fridge pissers, hard-core
separatist lesbians,
1452
01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:24,620
and obscurely tiger-throated
Japanese girls!
1453
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,780
And now the best friend I've ever had
1454
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,380
in the fucking world won't
even fucking talk to me!
1455
01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:34,060
I'm in a psycho fucking
nightmare from hell
1456
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:36,660
and I'm fucking fed up with it!
1457
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,760
So I suggest pal,
1458
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:43,240
that you tune in and chill fucking out.
1459
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,120
(thumps)
1460
01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:03,300
- Nobody asks me about
my problems, do they?
1461
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,220
Nobody asks me about my loopy parents
1462
01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:08,740
and their endless fucking divorce case.
1463
01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:10,740
I've got to give evidence, you know.
1464
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:13,920
They've both subpoenaed me, you know.
1465
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:17,360
- I didn't know.
1466
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:22,960
- You didn't ask, did you?
1467
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:28,980
- They're very, very fit.
1468
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:32,520
You have to admit they're very, very fit.
1469
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:40,460
- Dirk's gay.
1470
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:42,760
- I always thought he was.
1471
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:53,060
I baked some scones, if you want.
1472
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:55,160
It's a new recipe.
1473
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:06,560
(footsteps approaching)
1474
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:10,580
- [Taylor] You okay in
there, little buddy?
1475
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:12,900
(poignant music)
1476
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:17,660
(Taylor sighs)
♪ Who's gonna tell you when ♪
1477
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:20,440
♪ It's too late ♪
1478
01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:25,260
- [Taylor] Thought you might need
some supplies in there, little buddy.
1479
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:28,360
Had to make everything flat for you.
1480
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:39,540
♪ Can't go on ♪
1481
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:44,640
♪ Thinking nothing's wrong ♪
1482
01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:51,220
♪ Who's gonna drive you home ♪
1483
01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:53,520
♪ Tonight ♪
1484
01:22:55,320 --> 01:22:56,180
- [Nina] Fuck!
1485
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:57,780
Fucking little jerk.
1486
01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:02,460
(sighs)
♪ Who's gonna pick you up ♪
1487
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:05,200
♪ When you fall ♪
1488
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:09,580
- [Anya] Cigarette?
1489
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:13,660
♪ Who's going to hang it up ♪
1490
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:16,440
♪ When you call ♪
1491
01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:24,840
- There is a man in a spaceship
1492
01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:30,320
floating above a planet
which is like a brain.
1493
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,520
It can read from his mind.
1494
01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:42,400
The planet recreated his
dead wife from his memory.
1495
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:48,480
But she wasn't exactly the same.
1496
01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:52,560
She was like a photocopy.
1497
01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:56,840
So he hates her.
1498
01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:01,320
He locks her in a room to be rid of her.
1499
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:09,160
But she tears through the
door like if it was paper,
1500
01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:12,560
just to be with him.
1501
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:19,280
She loves him but he hates her.
1502
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:27,280
So she tries to kill
herself, but she can't die.
1503
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:34,480
So she comes back to life
like the resurrection.
1504
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:43,060
It's only when he sees the
pain she's going through
1505
01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:45,320
that he's able to love her
1506
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:49,960
for what she is.
1507
01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:56,420
You understand?
1508
01:24:56,520 --> 01:25:00,380
♪ Who's gonna drive you home ♪
1509
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:05,060
♪ Tonight ♪
1510
01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:08,340
♪ You know you can't go on ♪
1511
01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:13,440
♪ Thinking nothing's wrong ♪
1512
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:19,980
♪ Who's gonna drive you home ♪
1513
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:20,940
♪ Tonight ♪
1514
01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:23,500
(banging)
1515
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:26,840
(Taylor clears throat)
1516
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:41,920
- Danny!
1517
01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:46,580
There once was a man who
used to masturbate so much
1518
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:49,600
that he grew very fond of his hand.
1519
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:55,080
(laughs) Hey, you're a writer, dude!
1520
01:25:56,840 --> 01:25:57,860
- I'm a writer?
1521
01:25:57,960 --> 01:25:59,380
- [Taylor] You're a writer.
1522
01:25:59,480 --> 01:26:02,300
Can't get much better
than Penthouse, dude.
1523
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:05,060
(buzzing)
1524
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:06,500
- Sammy?
1525
01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:09,060
Flip, what are you doing here?
1526
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:12,620
- I couldn't handle it anymore, man.
1527
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:15,880
It was like the fucking army in there.
1528
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:18,460
When they told me I'd
have to make my own bed,
1529
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:21,980
I didn't know they meant
make my own bed, you know?
1530
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:24,440
Like, out of twigs and shit.
1531
01:26:29,440 --> 01:26:30,380
- Shit.
1532
01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:32,880
- Mr. Dostoyevsky, I presume?
1533
01:26:34,240 --> 01:26:37,340
I've just been reading one
of your novels, Fyodor.
1534
01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:38,460
- What'd you think?
1535
01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:40,140
- Bit depressing, actually.
1536
01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:41,660
- I was going through a dark period.
1537
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:42,620
- I've had to brush up on all
1538
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:45,460
my pop culture references, Fyodor.
1539
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:47,460
Or is it Bragg?
1540
01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:52,020
Or maybe it just all adds up
to one Robert J. Corcoran.
1541
01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:53,060
- Tea?
1542
01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:55,180
- Letters for the oppressed minority.
1543
01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:56,300
- That's not funny, Taylor.
1544
01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:58,420
Gay men aren't dying, you know.
1545
01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:00,520
- What exactly does it mean, gay men?
1546
01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:02,860
- $7,257 on rent and damages
to a house in Brisbane,
1547
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:05,880
$8,329 owing to a Melbourne casino,
1548
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:09,840
and $9,392 in credit card fraud.
1549
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:13,400
Leaves a grand total of $24,979.
1550
01:27:15,760 --> 01:27:18,660
- They are like very fit, aren't they?
1551
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:21,660
They are all very, very fit.
1552
01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:22,860
- It's a summons, Corcoran.
1553
01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:24,700
You're due to appear in
Darlinghurst District Court
1554
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,800
tomorrow at 10 a.m.
1555
01:27:28,840 --> 01:27:30,840
- Fucking little faggot!
1556
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:35,060
- Don't be late, Corcoran.
1557
01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:39,260
You can't afford any more fines, can you?
1558
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:42,600
♪ Shout, man overboard ♪
1559
01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:49,380
- They're gonna send me away, Flip.
1560
01:27:49,480 --> 01:27:52,540
- No, it's not going to happen, man.
1561
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,980
You're the only one.
1562
01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:57,140
- Only one what?
1563
01:27:57,240 --> 01:28:00,060
- The only one not into it.
1564
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:02,160
- Into what?
1565
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:04,860
- Well they said at the farm
that I had to find someone
1566
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:07,460
who's not into it to hang out with.
1567
01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:11,820
Well I checked it out
man, everyone's into it.
1568
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:13,260
Seems like it's an absolute must-have
1569
01:28:13,360 --> 01:28:15,680
to have on the CV, you know?
1570
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,900
And you're the only one.
1571
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:21,220
Only one not into it.
1572
01:28:21,320 --> 01:28:24,240
They're not going to send you away.
1573
01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:33,220
Been going through a lot
of emotions and stuff.
1574
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:36,000
You know, like crying and stuff?
1575
01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:40,360
Been thinking a lot about things.
1576
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:45,180
Like I was sitting in the common room
1577
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:46,860
the other day watching a video and stuff,
1578
01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:49,760
and this video came on with a band
1579
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:54,820
and an orchestra and shit.
1580
01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:58,180
And the tears just started
pouring out of me, mate.
1581
01:28:58,280 --> 01:29:02,960
I mean the way those cloths
floated downwards and stuff.
1582
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:10,340
Even though we didn't
hang out together much,
1583
01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:13,520
I really appreciated you being there.
1584
01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:16,600
It was really great.
1585
01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:25,300
You're not upset with me, are you, mate?
1586
01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:29,400
I just didn't realise how
heavily into it I was.
1587
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:36,200
Wanna know what the worst thing is?
1588
01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:41,240
I can't get an erection.
1589
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:47,500
Can't get an erection, mate.
1590
01:29:47,600 --> 01:29:50,080
It's the medication, you know?
1591
01:29:55,720 --> 01:29:57,720
I love you, mate.
1592
01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:01,040
- I love you too, Flip.
1593
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:09,440
I'm gonna get something to eat, you want?
1594
01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:12,760
Oh jeez, I got the horn!
1595
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:24,840
("Golden Brown")
1596
01:30:33,960 --> 01:30:37,580
♪ Golden brown, texture like sun ♪
1597
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:41,260
♪ Lays me down, with my mind she runs ♪
1598
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:43,100
♪ Throughout the night ♪
1599
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:44,980
♪ No need to fight ♪
1600
01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:50,080
♪ Never a frown with golden brown ♪
1601
01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:56,900
♪ Every time just like the last ♪
1602
01:30:57,000 --> 01:31:00,540
♪ On her ship tied to the mast ♪
1603
01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:02,420
♪ To distant lands ♪
1604
01:31:02,520 --> 01:31:04,300
♪ Takes both my hands ♪
1605
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:08,600
♪ Never a frown with golden brown ♪
1606
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:17,420
- Flip, turn the fucking TV off!
1607
01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:19,760
People are trying to sleep.
1608
01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,740
Flip, have some fucking consideration!
1609
01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:28,840
For Christ's sake, Flip!
1610
01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:33,080
Flipster?
1611
01:31:41,520 --> 01:31:43,740
- Shitload of paperwork here, mate.
1612
01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:45,700
- Shitload.
1613
01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:48,500
- Must have happened right
in the middle of the Top 100.
1614
01:31:48,600 --> 01:31:50,680
- Just like a junkie, eh?
1615
01:31:51,600 --> 01:31:53,980
- He'll never know what hit
number one now, will he, eh?
1616
01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:55,980
(snorts)
1617
01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:58,080
- Typical bloody junkie.
1618
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:02,320
- Did you know he was a junkie?
1619
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:07,380
- Don't touch anything
until the lab boys arrive.
1620
01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:08,700
Never know with these junkies.
1621
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:10,800
- Mm, you never know.
1622
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:14,120
- And don't eat the falafel.
1623
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:25,600
("Golden Brown")
1624
01:33:28,560 --> 01:33:30,540
♪ Na na na na ♪
1625
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:35,640
♪ Na na na na ♪
1626
01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:42,500
♪ Never a ♪
1627
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:45,280
♪ Never a frown ♪
1628
01:34:28,120 --> 01:34:30,120
- What's that mean?
1629
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:34,600
- Flip.
1630
01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:37,080
Flip's dead.
1631
01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:50,260
(melancholy music)
1632
01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:51,540
- [Taylor] To Flip!
1633
01:34:51,640 --> 01:34:53,640
- [All] To Flip!
1634
01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:12,180
♪ I don't believe in an
interventionist God ♪
1635
01:35:12,280 --> 01:35:14,280
- See you around, dude.
1636
01:35:18,200 --> 01:35:22,440
♪ But I know, darling, that you do ♪
1637
01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:26,800
- Just some buds, bud.
1638
01:35:28,360 --> 01:35:33,360
♪ But if I did, I would
kneel down and ask him ♪
1639
01:35:33,680 --> 01:35:36,920
- The essentials of life, little buddy.
1640
01:35:38,160 --> 01:35:40,220
♪ Not to intervene ♪
1641
01:35:40,320 --> 01:35:43,680
- Greater love hath no man, Flipmeister.
1642
01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:48,940
♪ Not to touch a hair on your head ♪
1643
01:35:49,040 --> 01:35:51,060
♪ Leave you as you are ♪
1644
01:35:51,160 --> 01:35:53,460
♪ He felt he had to direct you ♪
1645
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:57,260
♪ Then direct you into my arms ♪
1646
01:35:57,360 --> 01:35:59,140
- See you, Flip.
1647
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:04,180
♪ Into my arms, O Lord ♪
1648
01:36:04,280 --> 01:36:07,180
♪ Into my arms, O Lord ♪
1649
01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:09,140
- Goodbye, strange man.
1650
01:36:09,240 --> 01:36:14,180
♪ Into my arms, O Lord ♪
1651
01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:19,280
♪ Into my arms ♪
1652
01:36:21,960 --> 01:36:26,960
♪ And I don't believe in
the existence of angels ♪
1653
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:34,940
♪ But looking at you, I
wonder if that's true ♪
1654
01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:37,040
- I love you too, Flip.
1655
01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:46,800
♪ But if I did, I would
summon them together ♪
1656
01:36:51,680 --> 01:36:55,780
♪ And ask them to watch over you ♪
1657
01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:57,880
- This is for you.
1658
01:36:59,120 --> 01:37:00,980
She opened it by mistake.
1659
01:37:01,080 --> 01:37:04,420
♪ To make bright and clear your path ♪
1660
01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:07,260
♪ And to walk like Christ
in grace and love ♪
1661
01:37:07,360 --> 01:37:12,360
♪ And guide you into my arms ♪
1662
01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:15,920
♪ Into my arms, O Lord ♪
1663
01:37:17,080 --> 01:37:18,580
- We're off to Paris.
1664
01:37:18,680 --> 01:37:19,780
Anya says they take actresses
1665
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:22,580
much more seriously over there.
1666
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:25,920
♪ Into my arms, O Lord ♪
1667
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,380
- [Nina] I think I
should dye my hair black.
1668
01:37:30,480 --> 01:37:31,580
Don't you think I'd look like much more
1669
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:33,540
of a babe with black hair?
1670
01:37:33,640 --> 01:37:35,740
We should go to the Cannes Film Festival.
1671
01:37:35,840 --> 01:37:38,140
There's all sorts of producers
and directors over there.
1672
01:37:38,240 --> 01:37:39,980
I'd love to network with
those sort of people.
1673
01:37:40,080 --> 01:37:41,580
Because I really think I belong.
1674
01:37:41,680 --> 01:37:43,880
- Can I borrow your phone?
1675
01:37:51,480 --> 01:37:55,740
- Yeah, can I speak to
Sergeant O'Neil, please?
1676
01:37:55,840 --> 01:37:59,100
Tell her it's about Robert J. Corcoran.
1677
01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:02,400
(twangy guitar music)
1678
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:04,660
- [Taylor] Fuck man, if I was gay,
1679
01:38:04,760 --> 01:38:06,100
I wouldn't be worrying about fucking all.
1680
01:38:06,200 --> 01:38:07,220
- How could you, Taylor?
1681
01:38:07,320 --> 01:38:09,060
(Dirk cries)
1682
01:38:09,160 --> 01:38:11,160
- [Nina] Everything's gonna be all right.
1683
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:14,060
Now there's no National
voters or footballers here.
1684
01:38:14,160 --> 01:38:16,700
- [Taylor] Oh, just trying
to do my straight man.
1685
01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:19,500
- I've got something for you.
1686
01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:21,600
- What?
1687
01:38:24,720 --> 01:38:26,720
- Teletype paper.
1688
01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:30,700
(car engine starts)
1689
01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:31,500
What?
1690
01:38:31,600 --> 01:38:33,720
(laughs)
1691
01:38:36,120 --> 01:38:38,260
(siren wailing)
1692
01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:40,360
What?
1693
01:38:51,880 --> 01:38:53,820
- Do you wanna get married?
1694
01:38:53,920 --> 01:38:56,280
- Can't, gotta go out later.
1695
01:38:57,240 --> 01:39:02,240
- I don't know if it's all
it's cracked up to be, anyhow.
1696
01:39:02,640 --> 01:39:04,940
- There's just one more thing.
1697
01:39:05,040 --> 01:39:05,780
- Mm?
1698
01:39:05,880 --> 01:39:08,880
- Berserk, gaga, talking in tongues.
1699
01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:15,940
- Well, you know, I may have
exaggerated that part a little.
1700
01:39:16,040 --> 01:39:19,400
("California Dreaming")
1701
01:39:22,240 --> 01:39:23,340
Getting some serious rays there, Flip?
1702
01:39:23,440 --> 01:39:25,220
♪ All the leaves are brown ♪
- Fore!
1703
01:39:25,320 --> 01:39:26,940
(thuds)
1704
01:39:27,040 --> 01:39:31,700
♪ And the sky is grey ♪
♪ And the sky is grey ♪
1705
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:35,220
♪ I've been for a walk ♪
♪ I've been for a walk ♪
1706
01:39:35,320 --> 01:39:39,820
♪ On a winter's day ♪
♪ On a winter's day ♪
1707
01:39:39,920 --> 01:39:43,460
♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪
♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪
1708
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:48,180
♪ If I was in L.A. ♪
♪ If I was in L.A. ♪
1709
01:39:48,280 --> 01:39:51,980
♪ California dreaming ♪
♪ California dreaming ♪
1710
01:39:52,080 --> 01:39:56,180
♪ On such a winter's day ♪
1711
01:39:56,280 --> 01:39:59,580
♪ Stopped into a church ♪
1712
01:39:59,680 --> 01:40:03,740
♪ I passed along the way ♪
1713
01:40:03,840 --> 01:40:07,860
♪ Well I got down on my knees ♪
♪ Got down on my knees ♪
1714
01:40:07,960 --> 01:40:10,180
♪ And I pretend to pray ♪
1715
01:40:10,280 --> 01:40:11,980
♪ I pretend to pray ♪
1716
01:40:12,080 --> 01:40:13,740
♪ You know the preacher liked the cold ♪
1717
01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:16,060
♪ Preacher liked the cold ♪
1718
01:40:16,160 --> 01:40:18,420
♪ He knows I'm gonna stay ♪
1719
01:40:18,520 --> 01:40:20,980
♪ Knows I'm gonna stay ♪
1720
01:40:21,080 --> 01:40:24,860
♪ California dreaming ♪
♪ California dreaming ♪
1721
01:40:24,960 --> 01:40:28,360
♪ On such a winter's day ♪
1722
01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:05,340
♪ All the leaves are brown ♪
♪ All the leaves are brown ♪
1723
01:41:05,440 --> 01:41:09,900
♪ And the sky is grey ♪
♪ And the sky is grey ♪
1724
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:13,540
♪ I've been for a walk ♪
♪ I've been for a walk ♪
1725
01:41:13,640 --> 01:41:18,100
♪ On a winter's day ♪
♪ On a winter's day ♪
1726
01:41:18,200 --> 01:41:21,620
♪ If I didn't tell her ♪
♪ If I didn't tell her ♪
1727
01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:26,260
♪ I could leave today ♪
♪ I could leave today ♪
1728
01:41:26,360 --> 01:41:30,180
♪ California dreaming ♪
♪ California dreaming ♪
1729
01:41:30,280 --> 01:41:31,940
♪ On such a winter's day ♪
1730
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:34,260
♪ California dreaming ♪
1731
01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:36,020
♪ On such a winter's day ♪
1732
01:41:36,120 --> 01:41:38,340
♪ California dreaming ♪
1733
01:41:38,440 --> 01:41:41,840
♪ On such a winter's day ♪
1734
01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:45,540
- [Taylor] Fore!
1735
01:41:45,640 --> 01:41:48,560
(frog croaks)
Shit.
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