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Where are you going?
Pyari, wait! Pyari, don't go inside.
Oh God! She went inside!
Have you gone mad?
How many times have I told you not to loiter around this mansion?
Dad, Pyari... - To hell with her!
If you want to save yourself, come with me. Let's go.
Come on. Do you want to die?
I've repeatedly told you not to go there! You'll get killed!
Come on!
"We're in for fun! We're in for some great fun!"
Wow!
"When my eyes fell on your hips, I was left impressed."
"I can't help but yearn for you every night."
"If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."
"Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"
"Fun and frolic..."
"Darling, throw a party first. Darling, buy me a Margarita."
"Darling, when it gets heady, you can do whatever you want."
"Darling, take me on a long drive first. Darling, gift me a diamond."
"Darling, take me to your parents, then you can do whatever you want."
"When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."
"My nights are spent yearning for you."
"If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."
"Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"
"Fun and frolic..."
"O baby, your looks are killer. Different is your style."
"God must have made you on a Sunday. Girl, you're mesmerizing!"
"O baby, your looks are killer. Different is your style."
"God must have made you on a Sunday. Girl, you're mesmerizing!"
"When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."
"My nights are spent yearning for you."
"If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."
"Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"
"Fun and frolic..."
"Darling, throw a party first. Darling, buy me a Margarita."
"Darling, when it gets heady, you can do whatever you want."
"Darling, take me on a long drive first. Darling, gift me a diamond."
"Darling, take me to your parents, then you can do whatever you want."
"When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."
"My nights are spent yearning for you."
"If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."
"Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"
"Fun and frolic..."
Have you faced this problem before? - No.
Family history! - Not at all.
Let me check.
My wife.
Hi, baby! - Hi, sweetheart!
Do you remember that we've to visit the guru today?
Oh, I'm so sorry. I have a patient to attend. So, I can't come.
But baby, I had told you...
Listen!
We've to leave for the guru's place in an hour.
I won't come.
Then get out of my house.
I'll be there in an hour. - That's more like it.
'Guru's 'heavenly' connection.'
'Speak to your loved ones who've perished.'
'Send gifts to your loved ones in heaven.'
'Times keep changing.'
'At times, you experience joy and at times you experience pain.'
'Live every moment to the fullest, '
'as nobody knows what lies ahead.'
Glory to You, Mother! Glory to You, Mother!
Wow! The guru is enlightening us.
He's not enlightening us, but testing my patience.
Sir. - Yes?
Ever since you said
that my late husband wished to return to this world,
that too through my daughter's womb,
I've donated a total of Rs 12.5 million.
See that? 'Her patience is being tested.'
'But there's no news of her beloved.'
Yes, sir.
Until dad doesn't tell you when he'll arrive,
I'll continue preventing him from touching me,
as per your instruction.
'The one who has to come, will come.'
Stop lying!
I mean, won't he come in an hour? It has already been six months.
Sir, today is his birthday.
He will have to come today.
Look, I have brought such a big cake for him.
Show him the cake.
You fool! He won't come here just to cut a cake.
Give him a precious gift. I suggest,
you donate Rs 500,000 more.
500,000! - Yes. Isn't it a nominal amount?
Let me tell you!
You stupid fellow!
My life has become miserable because of you.
Don't you want Rs 500,000? I'll give you.
Here's Rs 100,000. Rs 200,000.
Rs 300,000.
Rs 400,000.
Rs 500,000.
Are you happy? - Yes.
And you old hag!
My father-in-law isn't stupid to come back.
He died just to get rid of you! Did you understand?
What were you thinking? - Nothing.
Don't you dare think of creating trouble!
Master, it's time to contact the spirits.
'Fearless and brave.'
Your husband's name. - Ravi.
Mr Shastri, the cricketer! Oh God! when did he die?
Ravi Mehra.
Okay, Mehra. - Yes, Mehra.
'Come, let's find your love. Come, let's find your love...'
Come on! Come on!
What happened, sir?
The communication is breaking!
I think the donation was a little less.
No, don't do that! I'm willing to spend.
Give it, dear.
Here, try once again.
Praise the Lord!
Come on! Come on!
It seems like the communication is breaking again.
Don't stop, I'm willing to give everything.
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Ravi!
Here he is. Shower him with petals!
Your beloved has arrived, wearing slippers.
He's here! - Yes, Ravi.
Has he come? - Yes.
Sir, ask my father-in-law about the time of his arrival.
Just a second.
Since you've come into this world, you'll have to live.
If life's miserable, you'll have to endure the misery.
He says, between 7.00 to 7.30 pm.
You'll have to keep your word, oldie.
And you'll have to eat this holy offering.
I'm not eating this.
How dare you say no to him! Don't forget...
Yes, I know I live in your house.
Yes.
I'll leave now.
Do come again.
Master, you've given him a sweetmeat laced with opium,
marijuana, hashish and heroin.
Now, he'll behave like a mad man.
You are looking terrible.
You need make-up.
"It's time to consummate my marriage."
Darling, I'm ready.
What have you done to yourself? What's with your look?
Mom, come quickly.
What is the matter? Why are you shouting?
Look at this.
What have you done to yourself?
Don't you feel ashamed of yourself?
Why are you spitting? Have you gone mad?
How dare you call me mad, you old hag!
Get out of my room!
Hey, don't be rude to me!
Have you forgotten...
How dare you tell me to leave!
What are you doing?
Father-in-law has arrived! He has arrived!
Go away!
Darling, why are you acting crazy?
I've been trying to explain to you...
Don't bother. He's not going to understand.
Baby, please. Dad will arrive soon.
Hurry up. - What are you saying?
He has lost his mind. That's why he's behaving like this.
Please baby, hurry up.
He won't understand!
That guru gave me a very bad exchange offer.
I think I'll have to do something now.
You're going to be reborn today, baby.
Move!
Hey, why are you shouting?
Let's behead her.
We'll consummate our marriage after that.
Instead of inviting my husband back home,
you were trying to send me to heaven!
Even the auspicious time has passed.
Tonight, you're going to sleep outside the house.
Sir, when you see the penthouse,
you'll buy it immediately.
Hello.
Hey, Prem, please sell my mansion in Doodh Wadi.
I can't live at the mercy of my mother-in-law anymore.
Amar, I'm driving right now. I'm with a client.
We'll talk later.
You're an expert at conning people.
You manage to sell even ramshackle houses.
What nonsense are you talking, Amar!
You're a *** of the first order!
To earn your commission,
you fool people into taking tent houses to be penthouses.
Amar, what nonsense are you talking?
He was joking.
Here's your tent... Penthouse.
Amar, you scoundrel!
Amar, you moron! You betrayer! You ruined my deal!
Prem! Statue! - Hi...
You can't move now, Prem!
Tickle... Tickle...
Tickle... Tickle...
You moved!
Shraddha, come quickly! Prem moved!
What is it? Why are you screaming?
What's all the noise about?
See... - Shut up!
It's nothing.
It's good that you came. I wanted to talk to you about something.
What is it?
I want some money.
How much? - Just Rs 1 million.
Just 1 million! Have you gone mad? You think it's a small amount!
Actually, my sister wants to go to London to complete a course.
She has to stay there for 2 months.
What! Will she have to stay away from us for 2 months!
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
I'll try and sell a house tomorrow itself.
Yeah! I'll go and tell all my friends right away.
Prem, you're the best!
Bye, Prem.
Bye.
Your feelings for my sister... - Yes?
I appreciate it a lot.
What do you mean?
She's my sister. But you take her to be your own sister.
You agreed to give her Rs 1 million!
Yes, but you don't understand my feelings.
Ever since your sister came to stay with us,
we've been living like siblings.
"Come, get in the bed..."
Welcome, my darling. - Shraddha!
Choti! - Choti! Ignore her.
I can't ignore her.
No, please don't... Choti! - Shraddha!
Shraddha, open the door!
What is it, Choti? - I feel very scared.
I had a very bad dream. I won't sleep alone.
I want to sleep between you and Prem.
What do I do? She's a child. She doesn't understand all this.
Just let her go to London once.
I promise you that we'll have a good time every night.
Really? In that case,
I'll surely sell a house to Pawan Lodha tomorrow.
Good morning, Mr and Mrs Lodha.
You won't find a better bungalow
than this to start your married life.
Come, I'll show you the special features of this bungalow.
Please come. - Sure.
See this. There's a lake in front of the bungalow.
There's a valley in front of the lake.
And most importantly, there's a hill in front of the valley.
Well, what's so special about this hill?
Do you know what happens when a man screams his name on this hill?
The name of his beloved is reflected back!
Wow! Really?
I'll try. - Please try.
Pawan!
'Ritu! Ritu!'
Wow, Mr Lodha!
I'm very sorry. See, I told you.
You're right.
Darling, you also try. Please.
Try, Mrs Lodha.
Ritu!
'Sahil! Vikas! Mohit!'
Shankar! Anil! Ramesh! Rohan!'
'Rakesh! Sunil! Moti!'
'Manoj! - Sheela! Tanya!'
'Girls!'
'Pawan!'
Pawan. Pawan.
Pawan! - Pawan!
'Kancha.'
'Amol! Chotu!'
'Garbage collector! Watchman!'
'Newspaper boy! Milkman!'
No! No!
Listen to me, Mr Lodha. Please, listen! - Pawan!
Please save me, Meet! I need Rs 1 million.
I have to send my sister-in-law to London for higher studies.
Please save me.
What is it? What are you staring at?
Is your mom getting married? Get lost!
Scoundrel! - Prem, he's my customer. What are you doing?
Please save me. Give me Rs 1 million.
How do I give you Rs 1 million?
I'm just the manager of this hotel. It doesn't belong to me.
Prem, you should be happy. - Why?
You have a hot sister-in-law at home to feast your eyes on.
I have a bull in my house. - Bull!
Yes, my brother-in-law.
He came down for two months
to participate in a wrestling competition.
He has been staying at my place for 6 months now.
Don't you know what problem some twins face? - Yes.
It's the same problem, man.
My wife and my brother-in-law are twins. Cross-connection.
When I touch my wife,
my brother-in-law gets affected.
'Hey! No!'
'I have to stop this! Meet!'
'Ravan! Lakshman!'
'No, Meet! No!'
Meet, you mean to say that your life is hell too! - Yes.
My wife's calling.
Hi, darling.
Honey, guess what? - What?
My brother has gone with some friends tonight.
He'll be out all night.
The line's clear. Come home quickly.
Oh baby, I'm coming! I'm coming!
Prem... - You got Rs 1 million!
No, my problem has been solved.
You sit here and think of a way to arrange for the money.
I'm going home to be with my wife.
To be with my wife...
Meet, you *** cheat!
Oh, baby! We've got a chance after six months.
Your brother will party there.
And we'll have fun and frolic here all night.
Let's go wild, baby. Let's go wild.
You scoundrel! How dare you mock my lisp!
Leave me! What are you doing?
Power slam!
Oh God, I've had it.
Baby! Baby!
Baby... - I'm not fit to make babies anymore.
I'm so sorry.
Gently, dude!
I'm doing it.
It's gangrene. - Gangrene!
I am sorry, my friend. - For what?
Prem, scissors. - Yes, doctor.
Here, doctor. - What are you doing?
Solve his problem in one snipe.
Prem, hold his hands. - Yes, doctor.
No way! Nobody's chopping anything, get it?
You guys are disgusting. You're mocking my condition.
You went to deposit, but returned with your account closed.
I asked you for a million and you refused.
You want a million? - Yes.
I'll give it. - Really?
Yes, just find a buyer for my mansion in Doodhwadi.
After a 99-year lease, I'm finally the owner.
Will you take another hundred years to sell it?
No, I'll call up right away.
Hello, I'm Dalal speaking.
You... Mr Dalal, what about the mansion in Doodhwadi?
Sir, I'm standing outside your mansion.
But I don't know why nobody's willing to come here.
But you don't worry.
I won't rest until I find a buyer.
Hurry up or...
Sir, the client is here. I'll hang up now.
Welcome, sir.
Please come.
Welcome, sir.
This mansion is very old and badly maintained.
Sir, this was a palace for the kings in the olden days.
Just step in.
Come on! Come, my darling.
Come inside, my dear. Come in, just once.
Just once...
No, I don't feel like it.
Let's check out some other bungalow.
Sir! Listen to me, sir...
Can I get some tea, please?
Nobody offers me even a cup of tea in this house.
Sir, your tea. - Thank...
But who are you?
I'm your new maid. Sania.
Nice name.
Here are some 'pakoras' to go with the tea.
The aroma is nice.
Wow! The 'pakoras' are delicious. You deserve a tip.
Here's Rs 50. - No, sir...
Come on, keep it.
The 'pakoras' are very nice.
I've never eaten such 'pakoras' in my life.
Just a minute. Here.
Hundred... Two... Keep this. - No.
Keep it. - Thank you.
Such delicious 'pakoras'. Wow!
Keep this. Take it.
Keep the money.
Enough, sir.
What is this for, sir?
You may need the coins if you run out of cash.
Come on, sir. Had I known that it's so easy to make money in town,
I'd have returned from Doodhwadi earlier.
Doodhwadi? - Yes, my village.
Doodhwadi is my village too.
Really? - Yes.
Then it's my duty to serve you well.
Tell me about the things I can do for you?
Thank you for calling us over, buddy.
Enjoy the show, my friends.
"I floored you by wearing lipstick."
"I looked into your eyes, it caused a heart attack."
"O darling.. O darling.."
"O darling.. O darling.."
"I floored you by wearing lipstick."
"I looked into your eyes, it caused a heart attack."
"O darling.. O darling.."
"O darling.. O darling.."
"You look awesome and fashionable."
"You sculpt your figure in the gym, only to kill us."
"Your booty like apples. Your legs compliment them."
"Your lips are like candy, I feel helpless."
"Come, it's a season of love. There's no reason to abstain."
"Open up.. open the door to your heart."
"You're a hottie, my desires are naughty."
"Come, let's get flirty. Give in to your emotions."
"C'mon, my sexy lady, let's make some love tonight."
"You've got me going crazy. I wanna hold you tight."
"O darling.. O darling.."
"O darling.. O darling.."
"You floored me by wearing lipstick."
"You looked into my eyes, it caused a heart attack."
"O darling.. O darling.."
"O darling.. O darling.."
"I floored you by wearing lipstick."
"I looked into your eyes, it caused a heart attack."
"O darling.. O darling.."
"O darling.. O darling.."
"..by wearing lipstick."
"I floored you.."
Amar Saxena!
Your mother-in-law spoiled our moods today.
She just *** the mood today.
Normally, she gangs up with the guru and tortures me.
The guru presents song lyrics as his teachings
and fools my wife every day.
You should thank your lucky stars your wife
doesn't have a twin brother.
God knows what happens to my wife's brother when I touch my wife.
I'd heard that a man can flirt with his wife's sister.
But I have to deal with my wife's brother.
Don't talk about one's wife's sister.
Don't ask about my sister-in-law! She is amazing!
How do I tell you?
She has made life difficult for me.
We can neither find some joy outside,
Nor can we live peacefully at home.
Friends, I have an idea.
I have a great, grand idea!
No, please! - Yes!
No way! - Yes!
Not at all! - Shut up!
We are going to have some fun outside.
This time we won't flirt with sophisticated women of the city.
We will hit on rustic village belles.
Which village?
Doodhwadi.
That's my village.
Why Doodhwadi?
Because in Doodhwadi, as soon as someone buys your bungalow,
you can wish goodbye to your mother-in-law and her house.
We'll only sell his bungalow at Doodhwadi.
How do we impress those rustic village belles.
There are many women like Sania in Doodhwadi.
Women with a smile on their faces, doing their laundry, bathing,
drying themselves.
A place filled with beautiful women.
Yes. And this time it won't just be fun and frolic.
But great fun and frolic!
Such great fun and frolic that the world will be left awestruck.
Awestruck! - They will be awestruck.
So Doodhwadi, here we come.
"Fun! Let's have fun!"
"Fun! Let's have fun!"
"Fun! Let's have fun!"
"Fun! Let's have fun!"
Doodhwadi? - Yes.
It's your ancestral bungalow, you go and sell it yourself.
He's your friend. You can go and be his pal in such a rotten place.
Is this Doodhwadi even marked on the map?
I told you, whether we go to Doodhwadi or down a cliff,
it won't make a difference to our wives.
Yes, wives become suspicious only when
we go to Bangkok for work.
Hey! Look ahead!
Are you alright? - Yes, I am.
Okay, step outside. Let's check the car.
Open it. - It's hot.
Oh no, it's badly damaged. - Darn!
That reminds me, I want to go urgently.
You want to go to the loo at such a time!
Go there, behind the rocks. - Water.
What do we do now?
Water.
Control.
Oh my God!
Snake! There's a snake here!
Snake! - What happened?
Why are you screaming 'Snake'?
A snake bit me. - What?
The poison has already started spreading. - Oh God!
I'm feeling dizzy.
I'm going to die. - No, nothing will happen to you.
I'm there. We'll think of something.
There must surely be a way to save you.
There's one way. - What?
You two have to suck the venom out. - What!
Have you gone mad? I'm not going to suck out the venom.
The poison is taking effect.
The world is vanishing before my eyes.
Everything around me is darkening.
Remove your sunglasses and the darkness will disappear.
Goodbye! I'm going.
Hold on! We will do something.
Meet, suck out the venom. - Okay.
What? Why should I? - You're an expert at it.
Remember how you used to suck your thumb as a kid.
You're no less an expert.
I've seen you suck an entire mango and leave behind the seed.
Those were mangoes, but this is a watermelon. Come on, suck it.
People die laughing, I'm going to die sitting.
Suck it, you ***!
Yes, we'll suck it. Bend down.
I'll do it.
You idiot, you weren't bitten by a snake.
It was just a cactus. - Cactus.
Yes, a cactus.
I'm safe!
You nearly died.
And I nearly did it.
Hey, it's a wagon! - Hey, wait!
Wait!
Doodhwadi! - Doodhwadi!
Thank you, sir.
Doodhwadi. Let's milk this opportunity, guys.
Village belles. - Smooth like butter.
Look at that.
Doodhwadi, I love you!
I love Doodhwadi. I love pottery.
Yoghurt!
Wow!
Creamy yoghurt!
Doodhwadi. - Doodhwadi.
Thank you, sir. - Doodhwadi.
Guys, let's milk this opportunity.
Village belles. - Stale as bread.
What to do now?
Look at that.
I don't like Doodhwadi.
A pot of gold in the dreams. - Is shockingly old in reality.
Oh God, where have you brought us?
Even the yoghurt!
Have some yoghurt, dear.
No way!
You drink, dear.
I don't want your yoghurt.
Every packet of milk here has expired ages ago.
Forget the milk, even the yoghurt here is a century old.
Is this your village or the set of Jurassic park?
Where are all the young girls?
I'll tell you!
All the young girls of the village have gone to the city.
To work as maids.
What! - What?
Who are you?
I'm the chief of this village. Ramsay.
What? Your name is Ramsay?
Yes. We were three brothers.
Ramsay brothers. Two went away.
I'm the only Ramsay left.
How did your brothers die?
They haven't died!
They went to the city to work.
By the way, why have you come to this barren, deserted
graveyard of a village? Why?
Ramsay, we've come here on some work too.
I want to sell my ancestral bungalow.
Which bungalow?
This one.
Satan's area! Old bungalow!
Terror! The chime of the anklets!
What's all this?
Titles of horror films.
But films are inspired by real life.
The mansion that you've come to sell is haunted.
Amar, I think that, just like your guru
this guy is also making a fool out of us.
Ramsay, please explain in detail, about what you are saying.
This story is about Ragini.
MMS? - No, SMS.
SMS? - Simple, ***.
Ragini's beauty was the talk of the village.
Men wrote her letters in blood.
But to keep all the sinners away from her daughter.
Her father stood at the door of their house.
The posse of men ended up waving their hands.
But the day of the union never arrived.
Ragini suppressed her cravings.
Poor Ragini, quietly endured everything.
Because her father had a long stick in his hand.
She longed to be loved, but was never held
by the strong arms of a man.
I agree that it's a flashback, but is the rhyming required?
This is a style of narrating the story.
Without which everything is just bland.
Don't irritate us, come to the point!
The guys yearning for Ragini spread
false stories about lions attacking.
But her dad didn't budge.
Then one fine day... - The lion attacked?
No, a snake attacked.
But taking it to be a lie, Ragini's dad didn't arrive.
My child!
This is where the story should have ended.
But when she died, Ragini's youth was yet to blossom.
Any man would do for her, whatever be his faith or creed.
All that Ragini's soul wants is...
A wedding night.
Guys, one shouldn't mock a dead person.
What if the story turns out to be true? - Shut up.
You coward! Ghosts are not real.
Now I know why it was proving hard to sell your mansion. - Yes.
It's due to these baseless horror stories.
Come, let's ask someone for directions.
Get lost, blanket-man!
Where are you going?
Don't go to Ragini's mansion. Don't go there!
Wow, Amar. This is quite big.
It's a cat, you coward!
Hey Meet, switch on the torch. Let's find the switchboard.
Why aren't the lights turning on?
It's a village, there must be a power cut.
Don't worry. Come on.
Even the torch isn't working now. - This torch is torturing us.
You've arrived. All three of you have finally arrived.
I've been waiting for long.
For us?
For anyone...
Anyone who would enter this house.
So many years...
I've been waiting for so many years.
This is my house. Who are you?
I'm Simran.
Simran. Tell us, Simran.
I had just taken refuge here all these days.
If you permit me, shall I start working here?
Work here!
Don't refuse, sir. I'll do all your work.
I'll fulfil all your needs and desires.
Enough, girl. Are you going to take a promotion on your very first day?
Your job is confirmed.
Really? - Yes.
I'll prepare a meal for you right away.
And clean up the whole house. - Okay.
What happened?
How could you appoint her like this?
We don't know whether she's telling the truth or not.
There should be some reason to believe her.
Correct. So what if there's no Sania in the village?
We have a Simran at home.
Yes! - Yes!
But we are three.
May the best man win!
May the best man win! - May the best man win!
"Your love possesses me like a ghost."
"My heart is stuck on you, like a fool."
"It's been waiting helplessly since long."
"You never meet, despite all the promises."
"Where are you? Where are you after prepping me up?"
"With a silk scarf around your neck, come and meet me..."
"I stand outside the club, my eyes lined with Kohl from Delhi."
"Silk scarf..."
"Move it... Let me do my thing."
"You're the hottest, get on the floor."
"My heart is stuffed with love for you."
"You're good luck as well as good news."
"Don't misuse me, O miss. I just want to say."
"O darling, I'm good you are fine. I'm yours and you are mine."
"I just want to say..."
"Where are you? Where are you after prepping me up?"
"With a silk scarf around your neck, come and meet me..."
"I stand outside the club, my eyes lined with Kohl from Delhi."
"Silk scarf..."
"How long will you keep me yearning, trapped in your grip?"
"The poor lover is on tenterhooks, I just want to say."
"O darling, I'm good and you're fine. I'm yours and you're mine."
"I just want to say."
"Where are you? Where are you after prepping me up?"
"With a silk scarf around your neck, come and meet me.."
"..I stand outside the club, my eyes lined with kohl from Delhi."
"Silk scarf.."
Stop, Amar! - Where are you taking her?
Simran, my darling!
Nab him! - Wait!
Amar, you coward! - Amar, you coward!
Open the door. - Open the door.
See, your friends are getting worried.
Meet isn't worried about you, he is worried about his medicines.
His medicines?
What's wrong with him?
He is unwell.
Getting up? But his legs appear fine.
It's not his health. He has some other problem.
Oh God, poor guy!
That guy is poorer. He... What's his name? - Who?
That fat guy with buck teeth, who laughs in a weird manner.
That ugly fat thing.
You mean Prem? - Yes. Prem.
He needs prayers along with his pills.
Why? What happened to him?
He's on his...
What?
Way out.
It's a venereal disease that even Dr Gupta couldn't cure.
Venereal disease?
Oh God, he even touched me.
Oh poor girl, this disease doesn't spread by touching.
Only love spreads by touching.
But if you wish, I'll give you a check up.
What the...
What happened to you?
I'll get some water for you.
Look, what happened to him? - Forget him. Are you all right?
I'm fine, look at him.
We'll look at him, and then we will look after you.
Come on!
Come soon.
Just five minutes with Simran and you're so heated up.
She's a lovely girl.
She shook him up so bad that he's still shaking.
You look like a vibrator!
She's here.
Here, have some water.
What's the matter? Take the glass.
You should take your pills too.
My pills!
Simran, it's Amar who is ill, not me.
No need to hide.
Amar told me everything.
That's a lie! You liar!
He's lying.
I'm He-man.
Ask Prem if you don't believe me.
Meet, now that Simran has found out, why deny it?
Tell her that you're a loser.
You turned out to be a liar too.
Have some respect for our friendship.
Meet, shut up. - Okay.
Simran, did this guy say anything about my health?
No.
I knew I can't have a better friend than him.
But he told me about your venereal disease.
With a friend like him, who needs enemies!
I don't have any venereal disease.
And neither am I in bad health.
The truth is that he is very sick.
Really? - Yes.
What? - Yes.
Actually, I've been perpetually sick since I was in second grade.
It's true.
I agree friends that it's difficult to believe.
But check the mirror once and you'll know the truth.
Let go.
Forget the mirror, let me check her out.
Thank you, Amar, for opening my eyes.
I agree, I suffer from a venereal disease.
Not just me, my whole family suffers from a venereal disease.
Meet, listen to us. Look at the mirror.
Prem, shut up. - Okay.
I look at the mirror everyday.
Simran, as far as manliness is concerned...
The truth is that there's no greater...
No greater...
No greater...
No greater what?
No greater wuss than me.
I'm perpetually ill.
Friends, now that our secrets are out,
why not go out for a walk?
Simran, just coming.
Aren't you coming, Meet? - Coming.
"Silk scarf..."
Neither do you have any problems, nor am I Simran.
Because my name is Ragini.
Run!
I've waited for 50 years. My time has finally come!
Run!
Come on, dear. Let's have fun.
Come on, let's have a grand time.
Open up!
No, let's have great fun and frolic.
Run for your lives!
Without fulfilling my desires.
If any of you try to flee from here
then you'll keep getting such shocks.
You've come here of your own will,
but you'll go when I want you to leave.
The one among the three of you who has fun with me,
will have to die and go to heaven with me.
Without which, neither will I find salvation,
nor will you get freedom.
Our cheap tricks have proven to be costly.
Now only our ashes will leave this place.
Serves us right for wanting to have great, grand fun!
This ghost won't let the three of us leave this place alive.
One of us will have to sleep with her and sacrifice his life.
On one hand, it's my life.
On the other hand, it's those two.
My friends, my brothers.
The decision is very simple.
Let them die.
Prem, this is for you.
I've prepared your favourite 'lassi' for both of you.
For there may not be a tomorrow.
Don't say such things, pal. Don't lose hope.
We'll surely find a way out.
What if we don't?
Then we have sandwiches. - Sandwich?
I mean... Sit.
How can we think on an empty stomach?
Just like you prepared our favourite 'lassi',
I prepared your favourite sandwiches.
Where's your sandwich? - I ate mine.
What about your glass of 'lassi'? - I had it long back.
Eat. - Drink.
Wow, friends! Since you both were working so hard...
How could I lag behind?
I prepared your favourite 'kheer'.
People eat sweets when they are happy,
let's eat it in sorrow.
Where's your bowl? - I don't eat sweets.
You both know it.
Eat it.
Drink. - Eat.
Drink. - Eat.
Nice, eh? - Yes.
How is the pudding?
Do you like it? - Yes.
Eat it all.
Wow, Amar! The 'lassi' is amazing.
What did you mix in the 'lassi'?
Some medication. - What!
Sorry, friends, actually I had to stoop low to make you rise.
You're not the only one who stooped low...
And we're not the only ones who have risen.
What do you mean?
That means, there was medication in the sandwich too,
not just the 'lassi'.
What!
And even the 'kheer'.
What!
Hurry up...
Quietly. Not a word.
What are you doing? Looking forward.
"Baby, come to me. The night is young."
"Why don't you love me more? Where do you go?"
"I'll show you a good time, take you to heaven."
"In life, you need to take risks."
"I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!"
"I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!"
"I want your..."
"I want your..."
"Don't go away. Come to me, O dear."
"Only worry, your body yearns and so does my soul."
"My soul yearns."
"My soul yearns."
"Don't go away. Come to me, O dear."
"Only worry, your body yearns and so does my soul."
"I won't let go today. I'll revel in the chill."
"I won't let any of your tricks work."
"I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!"
"I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!"
"I tore up the calendar that kept a count of your wait."
"Shower me with your love now, O darling!"
"Shower me with your love."
"Shower me with your love."
"I tore up the calendar that kept a count of your wait."
"Shower me with your love now, O darling!"
"Two is better than one, three is better than two."
"Come, let's fall in love."
"I want your..."
"I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!"
"I want your love... Your love... Your love, O beloved!"
Oh no! We have head it.
How do we get out of this mess?
Think of something bad. Something disgusting, distasteful. - Okay.
Disgusting? Just a minute.
What?
You're looking at your mom-in-law's photo in this condition!
Disgusting. - Disgusting!
This is the only solution to the problem at hand.
It worked!
I too have an idea.
It worked for you too!
Hey, I also have an idea.
I'm following you around like crazy.
And you guys are hiding from me!
Ragini, I was ready for fun.
But what to do, I'm slightly injured.
My stomach is upset. - My mind is upset.
I mean, a headache.
Stop making excuses.
You don't know how powerful I am.
Had I wanted to, I could have made you do anything. Anything.
But it's no fun if it's forced.
Moreover, you'll have to fulfil my wish.
Or else...
I'm ready.
Really?
Have you gone mad, Prem?
If you do something with her, you'll die.
Life isn't great anyway.
There can't be a more beautiful way to commit suicide.
I'm ready, ma'am.
Are you sure? - Yes.
Tonight at 9 pm, wait for me in your room.
Just a minute.
Hold your tongue until then and give me some time to recover.
Really? I understood. I'll see you tonight.
Prem, my friend... My brother.
We'll miss you after returning to Mumbai, buddy.
Meet, let's pack our bags. - Yes.
Just a minute, let's take a photo of his. - Why?
We'll need it for Prem's photo frame.
Shut up.
I'm not going to do anything with her. - What?
Then why did you commit to her?
Why did you invite trouble for yourself?
Shut up.
Friends, I have an idea.
Oh no!
Babu Rangeela.
A loose character.
The hero of the village.
If there is to be a sacrifice, why should it be one of us?
He charges 5000 for each visit.
I offered him 50,000.
50,000?
We don't have to pay him anyway.
Once he does it, he's gone.
Prem, you're a genius.
Hi, guys!
I am Babu Rangeela.
This guy! Can he do it?
Hey! Don't underestimate Babu Rangeela.
I have clients far and wide.
Look at this album.
Deepika!
Katrina!
Sunny Leone!
Sunny Deol!
Actually, I showed you the wrong album.
I'm a fan of these people.
I'll show you the client album. - It's okay, let it be.
Look, there's no dearth of money.
But come what may, don't change your mind.
Once I make a commitment...
Wow! That's great!
Sir, please wait inside. She'll be here any moment.
Hurry up. I don't have time.
This fish took the bait. Come, let's pack our bags. -Yes.
Surprise! - Hi, baby!
We just got out of a problem, and here we face another three.
Darling... - Darling...
What a pleasant surprise!
What brings all of you here?
You must be tired. Sit down.
Come on, be seated.
Did you three wonder why we've come here?
Why have you come here?
It's 'Karva Chauth' tomorrow.
So we wanted to surprise the three of you.
Karva Chauth. How sweet!
We can't stay away from you on such days.
You are right.
Hello! How much longer will you make me wait?
Who is he?
Who is he? - Who is he? Tell them.
He's interested in buying the mansion.
Oh! He's here to buy the mansion.
These three can't be relied upon.
If this mansion has to be sold, we will have to do something.
Come on!
Listen to me.
Hello. - Hello.
Are you an agent? - Hey!
I'm not an agent, you can say 'customer' instead.
Oh... Okay, look, the structure is in front of you.
Tell me, do you like it?
I loved it. I'm ready. Come on.
Really? Then shall we discuss the money?
They've already discussed that.
The deal has been finalised at Rs 50,000. Come on!
50,000! Have you lost your mind?
It should at least be 50 million. - 50 million!
Look at his face.
Even 60 million is not much for him. - Absolutely.
60 million!
60 million! Nobody in my family has ever earned that much.
Are you alright?
Excuse me. - 60 million!
What has happened to him?
Didn't you hear? His whole family hasn't earned that much.
These beggars just drop by to check out the house.
Baby, let him be. Why don't you go and freshen up?
Yes, we'll take care of him.
Okay? Go on.
He wasted so much of our time. Let's go.
Yes, go.
What about him?
Betrayal!
You betrayed me!
You promised to have fun with me and called your wives over instead.
No! We didn't call them.
He... He brought them here. - Yes.
He was playing gooseberry.
He brought them here so that we couldn't have fun.
You don't worry, I'll punish him when he regains his senses.
You don't have to do all that while I'm around.
Do you guys really want to have fun with me?
Yes.
Are you saying this out of fear?
No. True lust knows no fear!
Really? Let's go, then.
Did you just refuse?
No, I mean... Won't it be awkward with the wives around?
Yes. If we three can't have fun, then how can you have fun?
Once they leave, we'll do as you wish.
Until then, you'll have to wait a little.
Don't worry.
I won't have to wait for long.
Friends, I think we should
tell our wives that there's a ghost here. - Yes.
Yes... And also tell them...
That we wanted to have a good time with that ghost.
Now that ghost wants to have a great and grand time with us.
Oh no! I'm fed up with this problem.
Yes, don't trouble me.
Here, the three of us have prepared a tasty meal for the three of you.
Eat it.
Yes, we will.
What are you staring at? Dig in!
Oh my! Now even they're asking you to dig in.
Don't worry, darlings.
Neither can they see me nor hear me.
How can you guys resist?
It looks so tempting.
These guys aren't going to eat vegetarian when there's chicken.
Where did you get this chicken from?
It was in the balcony, we slaughtered it and cooked it.
Babu!
Rangeela. The *** deserved it.
Look, eat what you want.
But the breast piece is for my husband.
It's his favourite.
Is it? - Oh!
It's your favourite!
Darling, why didn't you tell me earlier?
Don't eat if you don't want to, at least don't make faces.
Okay, forget it.
Meet loves the leg piece.
Come what may, he always has it.
Have it today as well.
Nobody is forcing you.
You too can leave it if you want.
Leave it.
Please.
Okay, no problem. Amar will eat the chicken.
No, I don't want to each chicken. - Why?
It's Saturday today.
Yes. - I'll eat the noodles.
Keep your mouth closed when you eat.
What's wrong with the three of you?
We prepared the meal so lovingly and you three are misbehaving.
It's disgusting! Let's go from here.
Yes, let's go.
Rekha... - Nisha... Listen to me, Nisha.
Actually... - I don't want to hear anything.
Shut up! - Listen to me.
Nisha...
Baby... Listen to me... There's some misunderstanding
Listen to me, Rekha!
Nisha! - Rekha!
Sapna!
Please believe us, dear. We don't known how this is happening.
We always wanted to...
Outrage your modesty!
Baby, don't go.
If you stop, I'll hack off your legs.
Oh God!
Listen to me, dear.
Or I'll beat you up with a broom.
You'll dance like a peacock for the rest of your life.
Hey Raju, get the broom! Get the broom!
A broom!
These guys have gone mad. Let's get out of here, come on.
Baby... Wait...
"Silk scarf..."
Ragini, were you doing all this?
I told you, you wouldn't have to wait for long.
Baby! Wait up!
Darling... Careful, the gate is electrified.
It isn't!
Run!
The gates aren't electrified.
Why is it only the three of us who get an electric shock?
Is this is a house or a circus?
What have you been up to, you scoundrel?
It's a circus, mom.
They were misbehaving with us while we were here.
After we left, they got busy with each other.
What are you doing? Why are you holding my hand?
All of you? - Here?
Very bad, Prem.
All of us came here to give you guys a surprise.
I thought that all of us would holiday together as a family.
Yes, then we met sister on the way.
She told us about your antics.
Now you've seen everything for yourself.
There's no need for us to stay here now.
Let's go! - Wait.
Nobody is going anywhere.
It's quite late.
We're all staying here.
But, mom... - Don't worry.
I'll keep an eye on them.
All the men will sleep in one room.
All the women will sleep in another.
If any of you misbehaves,
I'll break your legs!
Come on!
What bad luck!
First, it was just our wives.
Now, even our relatives are here. - Yes.
I wonder when we will be able to get together.
Shut up! You three have fooled me enough.
To hell with the fun!
Now it's going to be forced.
Prem, come here.
What if I possess your sister-in-law?
Prem...
What if sister sees us
getting hanky-panky?
No... No hanky-panky!
Amar, come here.
What if I possess your mother-in-law?
I'll relive my youth on this pretext, darling.
No.
Meet, what if I possess your brother-in-law?
Lakshman!
Meet, you will be in a terrible mess.
No! - Yes.
No!
Oh man, what is this!
You got scared!
Not just scared, I freaked out.
Not just him, all of us freaked out.
What is it?
Your friend's brother-in-law's photos.
If he pins down a man, he wears him out.
His bear hug is beyond comparison.
That's bad.
If he locks them in his thighs,
even the strongest would fall. See this.
Rip you apart!
Meet!
It's time to go to bed.
We'll hug tight and sleep. It'll be great fun.
I need to go to the washroom. - I'll join you.
We'll do it together. - Get lost!
Meet!
Ragini! Where are you?
You've won. We've lost. Ragini!
"Silk scarf..."
"Tied around the neck..."
Oh no! Ragini has possessed Amar's mother-in-law.
No, I won't be able to do it.
I'd better do it or else my brother-in-law will tear me apart.
What are you doing here?
I'm ready to do it. - What?
That which you always wanted.
What are you doing! You're stripping in front of me!
You're getting naked! What are you doing?
I'm getting ready to sing carols. - What?
Yes. Come here. I don't have much time. Don't irritate me.
Hey... Save me! - Don't confuse me.
Don't waste time. - Save me!
Meet!
It's good that you are here. Look at what the fool is doing.
There's no need to say anything. - Okay.
His fallen pants reveal everything.
Wow, Meet! After seeing your actions today,
my respect for you has increased.
You respect him more!
Meet, this was my idea, so I'll implement it.
No, Prem.
Don't take off your clothes. - What's wrong with both of you?
Come on, take me. - What?
No, Prem. You have a wife, a sister-in-law, take care of them.
I'll take care of her.
No, Meet. I'll take care of her.
No, Prem, I'll do it. - No, Meet, I'll do it.
No, Prem.
No, Meet... - God, save me from these horny men!
Shut up.
Now when we both are ready, you're acting pricey.
Now you tell us, who do you want?
Amar! Amar!
Oh! I guess she wants Amar. - Amar!
Amar! - Amar!
Amar! - Amar!
Amar! - Amar!
Hey!
I'm here.
Amar, see what your rogue friends are doing with me.
I've understood everything.
I could never imagine that you both would think like this.
I don't regret that you thought like this.
But I regret not thinking about it before you.
Hey! Stop shouting.
Have you lost it?
Now one more crazy guy to join these two!
Somebody help me!
Go, Amar! Go, Amar!
No, Amar! No, Amar!
Leave me.
Forget that, look there.
Sapna, see what these three are trying to do with me.
We set out to be the hunters.
Instead we're going to be hunted now.
Mom, did they do such a thing with you?
Yes. Now even the elders aren't safe in this house.
Lust has driven them mad.
Only one person can save us from this trouble now.
I've lost my temper now!
I've lost my temper now! - Good that you're here, sir.
It's good that you're here.
What happened? You seem very sad these days.
You know what happened with me, don't you?
Mama's darling boy went astray.
Not just went astray, he even pounced on his mother-in-law.
That's terrible! It's very bad.
Sir, please do something.
Yes, sir. You're our only hope now.
Sir, what will you do? Please tell me.
We'll perform a fire sacrifice.
I've a fitting reply to those three horrible men.
Tonight, I'll call all the spirits and perform such a sacrifice,
that all three will say
Mother, we salute you.
We salute you.
Sir, will it be safe to let them roam free until then?
I have a solution for that, Saira Bano.
Worry... Why worry?
It's my birthday today.
And you're all standing here with such gloomy faces.
We'll keep the rest of the fun for our time together.
You've made me wait a lot.
You'll have to pay the price for the delay.
Now I don't want one of you, but all three.
All three! - Yes.
By the way, you have time until tonight.
Go and meet your wives. Tell them whatever you want.
I'll wait for my gift at night.
It's my birthday and the day you three die.
We'll celebrate together.
Tonight.
Here's your salad.
Go on, you also join us.
Why aren't you three eating?
Well, mom...
No, don't tell me...
That you have observed a fast for them.
They aren't worthy of it.
Eat your food. Eat it.
You're absolutely right, mom.
By misbehaving with you, they've crossed all limits.
Disgusting! I hate them.
Marrying them was the biggest mistake of our lives.
They have ruined our lives.
To observe a fast for such a disgusting man
is an insult to the custom.
They used to swear by our love once upon a time.
And today, they're eating on Karva Chauth day.
It's good that Ragini is killing us.
We'll be rid of them.
They are not worthy of being our wives.
Death is better than living with such wives.
We've decided who amongst the three of us
will get into bed with you first.
Really? Who?
Nobody. - What!
Don't you know the consequences of refusing me?
Don't you?
Let me tell you something. I'm a coward.
The smallest of things freak me out.
But today, despite you standing there and saying all this.
I'm not scared.
Because we know that our wives are observing a fast for us.
That's why you can't harm us.
You believe that your wives fasting will save you?
Well then, let's see.
Hey! What was that noise? What happened?
Let's check it out, mom. - Come on.
Mother, we salute you!
What's going on here?
And who is she?
Can all of you see her?
She's not a ghost to be invisible to us.
Who are you and what are you doing in this house?
I have live here for the last 70 years.
20 years as a human.
50 years as a ghost.
If you're a ghost, then look here.
I'm a witch.
Your mother-in-law will get herself killed. - Really?
Shut up! She's pretending to be a ghost in my presence.
Somebody explain to her how terrifying I am to ghosts.
Witches show my photograph to their children to feed them.
They tell them to sleep, or else the Singing Monk will arrive.
Isn't it? - Yes.
That's why I'm telling you, my child...
Hail Mother!
Hail Mother!
If you're a ghost, then I'm a large tree.
Huge organic watermelons pop out of me all day.
For the well-being of mankind. Isn't it? - Yes.
Oh no! - What happened to him?
A watermelon!
Thank God he didn't say pineapple.
Yes.
Oh God! She's really a ghost!
Ghost! Ghost!
Do you know why I appeared before all of them?
So that I can kill the three of you in their presence.
Let me see how their fast saves your lives.
Dad's staff? - Dad's staff?
My staff!
No.
Dad's staff.
Dad's staff.
It seems to be her dad's staff. - What?
See this.
We got the ghost under our control!
Where were you hiding all this while? Where?
You don't know how much she has troubled us. - Yes.
Now it's our turn.
Hey, shut up! What?
You keep making weird noises all the time!
Are you mad?
Stand quietly or I'll slap you hard.
Just a slap! You're very soft-hearted, Amar.
Haven't you heard the adage,
you can't convince a ghost without beating it up!
Hand it to me. - What?
The staff, of course.
Give it to me.
You crazy ghost! Popped a watermelon, did you?
Now see how I make you pop out a bowl of fruit salad.
What are you guys doing?
Let's get out of here.
How can we leave? The party has just begun.
Come on, let's go to the dance floor.
We will make you suffer, and then we will kill you.
And you won't be able to do anything to us. Take that!
Exactly. This is known as killing the snake
without breaking the staff.
Prem. - Shut up, Amar.
You don't know my fury. - Prem.
Once I lose my cool... - Dad's staff broke.
I calm down quickly.
Oh God, run!
Brother!
At least everybody is receiving the shock now.
Yes.
Even the watermelon popping out of me didn't give you the brains.
Who told you to grab the doors?
He's mad.
Two minutes. Just two minutes.
That's all the time left for all of you.
The moment this fire dies out, your pyres will burn.
What do we do?
Idea!
I got it! Take a look.
See this, your dad's underwear. Fear it!
You fool, she feared her dad's staff, not his underwear.
To scare her, we will have to call her dad here.
Yes, but how? - How?
The Singing Monk. - Yes.
Sir!
Sir, only you can save us from her.
I can't summon the spirits.
What! - Yes.
See, I press the buttons on this to move the coin.
What? - I'll choke you to death before she does.
Come on, just chill. It's dirty, but it's business.
Sir, give me the bag. Give me the bag.
It seems we'll have to do something. - Yes.
He's a phony! Let's go.
Place your fingers on it.
Wherever you are daddy's spirit, please appear!
Wherever you are daddy's spirit, please appear!
Wherever you are daddy's spirit, please appear!
Wherever you are daddy's spirit, please appear!
Oh man! Why isn't this coin moving?
Buddy, before I die, I want to say something honestly.
I know that it's my ideas that get us into trouble all the time.
The coin moved.
How?
Truth alone triumphs.
I get it.
My dad used to say
that to summon a spirit,
you should be honest and sincere.
But I always resorted to lies.
That's why I could never summon a spirit.
But the moment Prem spoke the truth, the coin moved.
Does that mean if we speak the truth, the coin will move?
Yes, it surely will.
What are you waiting for? Speak the truth quickly.
But what?
Say that you can't find a better mother-in-law than me.
I can't find a better mother-in-law than you.
Speak the truth. - Amar, the fire is dying.
Say something!
You're a mad old woman.
You've ruined my life.
If you really miss your husband so much,
instead of trying to bring him back down to earth,
why don't you go up instead?
You'll be happy and so will I.
The whole world will be happy. Darn you!
That was rude!
Shut up, Amar.
The coin moved. - The coin moved.
Well done, Amar. Continue. - Yes.
Hey, what do you mean by continue?
Will I alone speak the truth?
You also speak the truth about your brother-in-law.
What about me?
Nothing, just that you're the apple of my eye.
My darling.
Thank you, Meet.
The coin isn't moving.
Meet, the fire!
Speak up!
You're not the apple of my eye, you are a bane on my love life.
You cross-connection!
Seeing you, I realized why people curse their brothers-in-law.
You're not a man, you are a wild bull.
Not a wild bull, but a donkey's...
Get it?
He called me a bull.
I hate you, Meet. I hate you!
The coin moved. - The coin moved.
The coin moved.
Prem, it's your turn now.
Say it.
My name is Prem. I'm a man.
I'm 32 years old.
We're not submitting our bio-data for a job.
You've to speak your mind honestly.
Prem, speak the truth.
One needs brains to think and you lack it, foolish girl.
You keep trying to scare me.
You look stupid while trying to do that.
You sleeping between my wife and me
has made my life miserable.
Nisha! - Sorry, dear.
What nonsense are you talking?
Prem, the coin moved. - It moved.
That's done.
Now, we just need to speak one more truth.
Stop it! Don't you dare say another word.
Do you hate our family members so much?
Yes, we do.
Do you know why?
Because they keep us away from you.
You ignore us completely when they are around.
That's why we came here to cheat on you.
But now we realise
that we were cheating ourselves and not you.
Because all the fun in the world can't match up to your love.
And today, we swear on that love
that we'll die but never betray you.
Dad. - Not your dad, but Babu.
I'm Babu Rangeela.
I'm of loose character.
Because once I make a commitment,
I don't even listen to me.
Even I have a staff to bring you under control.
Babu.
Rangeela.
I love you.
Wow!
Crazy... Choti!
Bull... Lakshman!
Choti, aren't you ashamed?
What will the elders of the house think if they see you?
What will they think?
Sorry, we made a mistake.
They made a mistake.
Mom!
Dad! I mean, sir!
He's no master! He's a bluff-master!
They're talking about your mom.
Come on!
Mom...
Earlier, she used to be shameless and look at her blush now.
Dad... Hello.
Forget the hello and quickly touch my feet, you fool.
Why quickly? - We've to go on a honeymoon.
Everybody goes on one.
Thanks, Babu.
You saved the lives of our husbands.
But you were here to see the house yesterday, weren't you?
How did you die all of a sudden?
What happened?
Don't eat chicken ever again. Become vegetarians.
Okay.
Okay.
Sorry, I troubled all of you.
But I couldn't help it. Everyone needs to have fun.
You didn't get to have fun for six months and you felt terrible.
Now consider the fact that I have waited for 50 years.
It's alright.
We can understand.
In fact, we should be thanking you.
Thank you, Ragu...
Your horror story set our love story right.
"Fun and frolic... Great and grand!"
"When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."
"My nights are spent yearning for you."
"When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."
"My nights are spent yearning for you."
"If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."
"Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"
"If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."
"Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"
"Fun and frolic..."
"Darling, throw a party first. Darling, buy me a Margarita."
"Darling, when it gets heady, you can do whatever you want."
"Darling, take me on a long drive first. Darling, gift me a diamond."
"Darling, take me to your parents, then you can do whatever you want."
"When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."
"My nights are spent yearning for you."
"When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."
"My nights are spent yearning for you."
"If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."
"Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"
"If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."
"Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"
"Fun and frolic..."
"O baby, your looks are killer. Different is your style."
"God must have made you on a Sunday. Girl, you're mesmerizing!"
"O baby, your looks are killer. Different is your style."
"God must have made you on a Sunday. Girl, you're mesmerizing!"
"When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."
"My nights are spent yearning for you."
"If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."
"Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"
"Fun and frolic..."
"Darling, throw a party first. Darling, buy me a Margarita."
"Darling, when it gets heady, you can do whatever you want."
"Darling, take me on a long drive first. Darling, gift me a diamond."
"Darling, take me to your parents, then you can do whatever you want."
"When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."
"My nights are spent yearning for you."
"If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."
"Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"
"Fun and frolic..."
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