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Grand.Theft.Auto.1977.
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Oooh!
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Paula! How can you do this?
- Mother, please don't be hyper-dramatic.
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I've been preparing for months.
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I've made so many wedding plans
for you and Collins.
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It was never definite. He didn't
even ask me. He asked you, Mother.
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Shut up young lady!
Just sit down and zip your lip.
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You are engaged to Collins Hedgeworth.
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Did you know she's engaged
to Collins Hedgeworth?
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I never said I would marry Collins.
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Sir, I realize... that there is
some conflict here.
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Oh! He realizes there's a conflict.
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You're the conflict Charlie.
- Mr. Powers we're in love.
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We wanna get married and I felt that you
ought to be invited to the wedding.
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Get out of my mansion.
- Why don't you wait for me in the car?
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Get off my estate!
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I think we should try and keep things
in perspective and be open-minded.
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Get this fortune hunter out. Get him out!
- Wait a minute, I am not a fortune hunter!
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I don't care about your money. Sir, your
money doesn't mean anything to me!
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Fortune hunter out!
- Wait on the corner. I have to talk to them.
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How dare you call Sam Freeman
a fortune-hunter!
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He is an environmental research major.
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Come here. I'm gonna show you
something. I want you to look at something.
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I've seen your poster Dad.
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I've been planning on this for seven years.
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And I expect a little cooperation from you.
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I'll do everything I can do to help you, but...
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Forget Sam what's-his-face!
- Dad!
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Collins is the finest, the richest, the most
suitable young man in the country.
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He's a flake!
- Oh, I think you're exaggerating.
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I'm not marrying Collins! I'm marrying Sam
just as soon as we can get to Las Vegas.
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You do that and I'll disinherit you.
I'll cut off your credit!
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I'll take away your goddamn sports car!
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No. No. I bought that myself
with my own money.
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I'm going to my room.
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Well go to your room!
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Well I guess I shut down
her hot little motor.
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From now on she's not even gonna cross
the street without my permission.
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Paula!
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Where's your car?
- I traded with Dad.
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My God, she's been brainwashed.
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I Want my Rolls-Royce!
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I want my daughter
and I want you to find some way
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to put this Sam Freeman
in the slammer for a while.
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I understand.
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I don't want the police,
and I don't want the news media.
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It will be done with our usual quiet,
confidential finesse.
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All right let's move on this.
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We'll need your plane to get
to Barstow ahead of them.
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All right, I'll meet you at the airport.
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Here.
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I can't believe it.
I can't believe we're actually doing this.
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Incredible.
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry your parents
don't like me better though.
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Don't worry.
I like you enough for both of them.
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OK, that's it.
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You wanna pull over
and fool around a little?
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Sam! Sam!
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OK. OK you're right. I lost my head.
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Ah.
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All right. We'll be there in about five
hours, if we don't have any problems.
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Sure you don't want to pull off the road?
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Paula?
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No, Collins Hedgeworth calling.
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Collins...
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I'm playing an important polo match today
and Paula had indicated
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that she would like to come by
and observe my prowess sometime.
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Oh Collins. I am so glad you called.
Paula has eloped.
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She's going to Las Vegas to marry
one of her little school friends.
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She took the Rolls-Royce.
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She's engaged to me!
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Oh Collins, I can't tell you how much
I counted on your relationship with her.
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Your patience, your understanding
and your maturity.
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Ah!
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Collins?
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Priscilla will you hurry up?
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Christ Almighty.
The cab's been waiting for two minutes.
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Collins if you're still there, goodbye.
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Oh, oh yes. Mrs. Wilson,
we're very excited.
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Thanks. We'll see you then.
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Everything's confirmed.
The chapel is reserved.
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Wow.
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Hello, everybody.
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This is "The Squirrely Curly
Q Brown Rockin' Jock Show"
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coming at you from the strongest station
in Southern California, radio Ten-Q.
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Hey man. You left your lights on.
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Peasant!
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Sir!
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My fiancé's been abducted.
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I was in pursuit of her captor,
who is en route to Las Vegas.
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I had a minor accident.
I'm in dire need of transportation.
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Well, we've got...
- Ah!
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That'll do fine!
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Well you've got a fine eye there boy.
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She's a runner too.
Bill my father.
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I don't know if we can let you have the car
on that kind of a deal.
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I'm Collins Hedgeworth!
My father is Montgomery Hedgeworth!
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My grandfather is Elwood Hedgeworth.
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Collectively my family is worth $97 million.
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I don't know. I'll have to check
with the manager on this.
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Hey!
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Hey boy, that's aggravated grand theft!
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He borrowed it Lieutenant.
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And if a Hedgeworth borrows a car
I'm sure there must be a very good reason.
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And I will not tolerate police harassment.
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Mrs. Hedgeworth if you...
I'm going after him myself.
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And if you must chat, speak to my shrink.
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Yes? Mm.
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Yes. Uh-huh.
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This stupid thing.
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Rex. I'm borrowing your car!
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Hey man! Goddamn Lupe.
Some mother stole my goddamn wheels.
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I ain't gonna take that shit.
I'm calling the police.
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"I Wanna help you."
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Oh, God!
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What's the matter?
It's Collins Hedgeworth.
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He looks a little frazzled.
You want me to talk to him?
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I will.
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Collins I don't need your help!
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I'm here to save you!
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I'm sorry if you misunderstood,
but we are not engaged.
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We never were engaged.
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Has he got a gun on you?
- No!
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So please leave us alone.
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Is there a bomb in the car?
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Look, it's obvious she doesn't wanna talk
to you, so why don't you just drop it?
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I hesitate to do this with Paula in the car.
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But I am a superior driver and I will batter
you into submission if need be!
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I will bump you off this highway!
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Wait!
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Pull over.
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He's all right!
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Paula!
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Wait! My mother said I can have you!
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I've got a Ten-Q exclusive here
for all you Squirrely Curly Q fans.
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So turn up your crystal sets.
Go ahead, sir.
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My name is Collins Hedgeworth.
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My longtime fiancé, Paula Powers,
has been abducted
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in her father's vintage 1959 Rolls-Royce
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and is being forced to drive to Las Vegas
for some highly immoral purpose.
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As a result.
I am offering a $25,000 reward
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to anyone who can safely free
and protect her until I can arrive.
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Here we are.
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Are the police working on this?
Absolutely not.
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Paula has been brainwashed.
She's probably been sexually assaulted.
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I refuse to have her subjected
to the ordeal and embarrassment
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of rape interrogation by the police!
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That's why I'm appealing to you
and your loyal listeners.
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I am taking it to the streets Mr. Brown.
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Can you give us a description
of your fiancé?
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She's a vision.
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A lovely vision with light brown hair.
An absolute angel.
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And the guy who shanghaied her?
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Wild, red hair, burning eyes,
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thrusting jaw. There's a primitive
barroom look about him.
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Threatening and definitely dangerous.
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Well that's a heart-wrenching tale man.
And we'll do what we can.
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There you have it...
a young man with a problem.
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And apparently lots of big bucks
to help solve it.
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Whatever it is, it's a Ten-Q exclusive.
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25,000 crisp ones!
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Shoot man. I could build us
a machine so bad...
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How bad?
That we'd be racing at Indy in two years.
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$100 an hour!
You set the price!
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We gotta take this baby
for a little test spin anyway right?
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Part of our job.
All right, contact.
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Hammer down!
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Sir, I'd like to buy your truck.
It's an emergency.
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Well, if you don't want to sell it, I'll rent it.
I'm desperate!
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So am I, feller!
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I hope nobody sees me in this wreck.
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Yes. $25,000 for the return of my son.
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So impulsive. For the safe return...
Please put that message on the air for me.
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OK Mrs. Hedgeworth. Are you sure
you don't wanna do it yourself?
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No, no. I haven't time.
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"Wow."
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All kinds of nuts are gonna
go after a reward like that.
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Now maybe if we just switch...
We went to Reno or Tahoe or something...
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Sam we can't let Collins or my father
or anybody else intimidate us.
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Now we said we were going to Vegas.
That's where we should go.
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What do you think?
I think you're pretty stubborn.
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No, I'm tenacious.
- Oh.
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Look out Vegas! We're coming in.
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Car 47 in pursuit of Volkswagen, orange,
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License number YCU799.
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Driver committed a moving violation
and is fleeing south on Florence.
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Car 47, you are pursuing a 503.
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Ah... uh, a 503?
A stolen vehicle.
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Oh, right, right. A 503 right, right.
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Jesus, a 503.
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Hallelujah!
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Hallelujah!
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Hallelujah!
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That's right! And the whole Earth reeled
and it rocked and rolled a little.
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Amen!
- Because He was angry.
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Angry because
I hadn't called on Him sooner.
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Praise the Lord.
- That's right.
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And black smoke boiled
out of His nostrils...
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I prayed till... What...?
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Oh my God.
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Sister, have you made a commitment
to the Lord?
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My husband gave at the office.
All right, everybody stand back.
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Officer coming through.
All right lady, out of the car.
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I'm rushing to save my son.
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He is racing to Las Vegas in some maroon
hot Charger with a white roof.
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And you know how reckless
these young people can be.
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If he's anything like you lady,
he ought to be put away.
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Don't be facetious.
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ID, lady.
I am Vivian Hedgeworth.
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And I have just offered a $25,000 reward
over channel Ten-Q
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for the safe return of my son.
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Quit cranking the car. You're under arrest!
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Collins must be saved from himself!
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Amen.
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All right lady, I'm gonna recite your rights...
Lady! I gotta recite your rights!
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What in the Lord's name are you doing?
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$25,000. Now that's a lot of bibles baby.
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Jesus, my vehicle!
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I'm commandeering this vehicle.
Follow those cars!
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Piss off pig!
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Come on Hiram, help the boy out.
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Piss off, piss off!
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Hiram!
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All right, all right.
Don't get your bells in an uproar. Look out.
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The upshot of Mrs. Hedgeworth's call
is this:
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There is now a $25,000 reward
for Collins Hedgeworth's fiancé
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as well as a $25.000 reward
for Collins Hedgeworth.
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Now that is $50,000 big ones.
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And for you folks out there
looking for that little pot of gold,
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the highway patrol reports
that Collins Hedgeworth is alleged
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to have stolen a black and yellow
Chevy pickup
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and eyewitnesses have stated they have
seen him on the road to Victorville.
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Stay in contact.
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Cars are ready. Mr. Slinker.
Excellent.
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All right men. Cast the Velvet Net.
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Curly Q, I listen
to your program all the time,
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and this Paula Powers kidnapping
has got me so mad
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that I just had to call in
and speak my mind.
239
00:22:27,752 --> 00:22:30,492
Well, you go right ahead on ma'am.
240
00:22:30,525 --> 00:22:35,636
That pervert that kidnapped Paula ought
to be shot down like a dog on the street.
241
00:22:35,669 --> 00:22:38,005
Well that sounds a little harsh ma'am.
242
00:22:38,037 --> 00:22:41,512
Well then they ought
to cut off his marbles!
243
00:22:44,352 --> 00:22:46,957
You're sick.
244
00:22:47,024 --> 00:22:48,860
But I love ya.
245
00:22:58,946 --> 00:23:02,922
I've just received word that we have
Miss Paula Powers on the line.
246
00:23:02,956 --> 00:23:06,196
Miss Powers?
This is Paula Powers. Am I on the air?
247
00:23:06,229 --> 00:23:08,064
Yes you are. Can you talk?
248
00:23:08,097 --> 00:23:10,068
Hell, yes I can talk!
249
00:23:10,103 --> 00:23:13,608
And I want everyone to know
that I have not been kidnapped.
250
00:23:13,675 --> 00:23:17,249
And you couldn't call
what Sam and I have done rape.
251
00:23:17,316 --> 00:23:21,022
I know what I'd call it!
Yeah! Gettin' down!
252
00:23:21,089 --> 00:23:23,895
His name's Sam, Sam Freeman.
253
00:23:23,962 --> 00:23:27,803
And I love him and that's why we're going
to Las Vegas to get married.
254
00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:31,277
Well, what about this engagement
to Collins Hedgeworth?
255
00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:33,148
There is no engagement.
256
00:23:33,214 --> 00:23:37,923
My father tried to make me marry him
but I just never felt...
257
00:23:37,955 --> 00:23:40,427
Well, I don't find him...
258
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,933
Well Mr. Brown, he's a turkey.
259
00:23:42,966 --> 00:23:44,972
She's under hypnosis!
260
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,908
I had to call and clear this up.
261
00:23:46,974 --> 00:23:51,482
Well, you certainly have shed a new beam
of light on this situation.
262
00:23:51,549 --> 00:23:55,259
And I personally think
it's absolutely barbaric
263
00:23:55,326 --> 00:23:59,300
for a girl to be forced
into a marriage with a turkey!
264
00:23:59,367 --> 00:24:02,639
I mean, can you imagine
what the kids would look like?
265
00:24:02,706 --> 00:24:06,981
Best of luck to both of you from Squirrely
Curly and we're gonna be rooting for ya.
266
00:24:07,048 --> 00:24:09,787
Thanks Curly. Goodbye.
267
00:24:09,819 --> 00:24:11,321
Hey, that was great.
268
00:24:17,334 --> 00:24:20,840
Hey, we just passed the Rolls!
Drop back!
269
00:24:25,819 --> 00:24:28,022
Hey, that's the chick, man!
270
00:24:28,089 --> 00:24:30,628
That's the chick!
Get her to pullover!
271
00:24:30,694 --> 00:24:35,272
Hey, one of your wheels is loose!
Yeah, your rear end's starting to shimmy!
272
00:24:35,338 --> 00:24:38,876
Hey, you better stop
and tighten your lug nuts!
273
00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:41,985
Go on! Will you pull over?
274
00:24:42,052 --> 00:24:43,887
What do you think?
275
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,691
Floor it.
276
00:24:51,704 --> 00:24:56,145
I got it. I got the Rolls-Royce
under surveillance.
277
00:24:56,178 --> 00:24:57,647
Roger Eagle 1.
278
00:24:59,419 --> 00:25:04,025
Eagle 1, hereafter code name
for Rolls-Royce will be "Quarry."
279
00:25:04,094 --> 00:25:06,798
OK, all right there's a turnoff
about a mile up here.
280
00:25:06,865 --> 00:25:09,737
It's a good one
and then we can start taking side roads.
281
00:25:09,804 --> 00:25:12,510
I think we ought to stay on 15
and get there just as fast as we can.
282
00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:16,352
No we gotta get off the main drag.
There'll be reward hunters all over.
283
00:25:16,384 --> 00:25:20,359
We'll get lost if we go out in the desert.
No we won't. I got it right here.
284
00:25:20,392 --> 00:25:22,963
There's the turnoff.
Let's lose these jokers.
285
00:25:23,030 --> 00:25:24,433
OK.
286
00:25:25,903 --> 00:25:27,439
Move it!
287
00:25:27,506 --> 00:25:30,144
I got 'em! I got 'em!
- All right!
288
00:25:30,211 --> 00:25:31,650
Hang 'em.
289
00:25:32,584 --> 00:25:34,621
Stay with 'em!
290
00:25:40,530 --> 00:25:43,137
This is some test spin!
291
00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:49,717
Quarry just now flew the track. Yeah.
292
00:25:49,749 --> 00:25:53,923
They're rolling due east
on an unmarked road
293
00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:59,033
approximately five miles
south of Victorville.
294
00:25:59,103 --> 00:26:00,704
Roger. Keep me informed.
295
00:26:02,742 --> 00:26:05,982
What happened to Barstow, Slinker? Huh?
296
00:26:06,049 --> 00:26:08,151
Here's where they are now.
297
00:26:09,856 --> 00:26:12,061
This is Base 1. Wrap Velvet Net.
298
00:26:12,128 --> 00:26:17,771
Proceed east on Route 66 to Daggett.
Further instructions will follow.
299
00:26:32,769 --> 00:26:35,774
Throw the devil
out of the driver's seat.
300
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,445
Pull his foot off the gas.
301
00:26:40,449 --> 00:26:44,492
Slow down for God's sake,
and prepare to meet Jesus!
302
00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:51,169
Sweet Jesus!
303
00:27:34,556 --> 00:27:37,494
You goddamn chicken fucker!
304
00:27:38,363 --> 00:27:40,867
Pull up so I can do it to 'em!
305
00:27:41,771 --> 00:27:46,079
Hey baby! Hey baby!
Hey you want a drink?
306
00:27:46,814 --> 00:27:50,219
Ha-ha! Hee-hee!
307
00:27:50,286 --> 00:27:54,497
You'd better pull over honey bun!
Yeah 'cause we're crazy.
308
00:27:58,168 --> 00:28:01,074
What'll I do?
All right, hang a left.
309
00:28:10,961 --> 00:28:17,173
Uh, Quarry took a hard left
on to a rough dirt road, heading due north.
310
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,078
They've turned,
and they're heading up to Route 66.
311
00:28:20,145 --> 00:28:24,689
Where the Velvet Net will be waiting
and bag 'em right here. See?
312
00:28:24,755 --> 00:28:31,200
She's taken my car up that lousy road?
What in the hell's wrong with that girl?
313
00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:40,786
Get back on the road man!
Get off my case! I'm driving!
314
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:41,990
Aw, man.
315
00:28:47,799 --> 00:28:51,004
Stay on the road!
I am. I am! Give me a break!
316
00:28:51,071 --> 00:28:52,110
Oh, no!
317
00:28:54,814 --> 00:28:58,920
Oh, man! Lost the brakes!
It don't matter. Just keep on going.
318
00:29:02,763 --> 00:29:05,770
The steering's gone!
- Oh, shit!
319
00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,597
It stopped. Maybe we can fix it.
320
00:29:25,376 --> 00:29:26,643
Probably not.
321
00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:30,184
No sign of 'em. Must have had car trouble.
322
00:29:30,249 --> 00:29:31,284
Good.
323
00:29:31,351 --> 00:29:36,130
I am not in the service of the law,
but in the service of the Lord.
324
00:29:36,197 --> 00:29:41,205
If you doubt my word,
just look up my son.
325
00:29:41,271 --> 00:29:44,746
Get your answer from the heavens.
326
00:29:52,962 --> 00:29:54,799
Eagle 1.
327
00:29:58,272 --> 00:30:02,413
Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!
328
00:30:03,882 --> 00:30:07,489
Shut off your engine for Jesus my son.
329
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:11,197
Know the joy of coasting for Christ.
330
00:30:11,264 --> 00:30:14,671
We'll just stay on these side roads now
and we got it made.
331
00:30:19,011 --> 00:30:20,615
Velvet Net is spread.
332
00:30:51,509 --> 00:30:55,853
You'd better move your tail Charlie
or you're gonna get it bent!
333
00:30:55,886 --> 00:30:58,890
All right now, don't panic.
This is gonna work.
334
00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:01,028
NOW!
335
00:31:06,273 --> 00:31:09,812
Number two's swinging to the left
but keep him off the road.
336
00:31:09,879 --> 00:31:12,653
Car three get behind him!
337
00:31:15,925 --> 00:31:17,927
Where the hell are they?
338
00:31:17,993 --> 00:31:21,068
I thought you were watching them.
339
00:31:24,409 --> 00:31:27,714
Think I'm gonna throw up.
I think I see 'em. I'm zeroing in.
340
00:31:27,746 --> 00:31:29,051
Ha-ha!
341
00:31:29,084 --> 00:31:30,887
We got him now!
342
00:32:12,237 --> 00:32:15,509
Boy. Slinker's gonna be pissed.
343
00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:38,687
Yeah yeah, the drivers are OK.
But the cars are totaled!
344
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,997
I wish you could see this Ned.
Ned, the cars are all sandwiched together.
345
00:32:43,063 --> 00:32:45,935
Shut up and stay with the Quarry.
How's the car?
346
00:32:46,002 --> 00:32:48,774
Couldn't be better.
That's a hell of a set of wheels.
347
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,981
Well, we're going mobile.
I'll stay in touch. Base 1 out.
348
00:32:52,048 --> 00:32:53,483
Pack the van.
349
00:32:59,295 --> 00:33:00,997
Hello?
350
00:33:01,064 --> 00:33:05,509
How's everything? You, and the Rolls?
351
00:33:05,541 --> 00:33:07,344
We're both fine.
352
00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:10,716
Paula. I'd feel an awful lot better
about everything
353
00:33:10,750 --> 00:33:13,990
if you'd just turn around
and come back home.
354
00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:17,830
Dad...
- I want you well married.
355
00:33:17,897 --> 00:33:20,936
Your mother and I have always
had that dream.
356
00:33:21,003 --> 00:33:23,509
Well, my dream is marrying Sam Freeman.
357
00:33:23,576 --> 00:33:26,948
Well, that's... that's a damned lousy dream!
358
00:33:27,015 --> 00:33:30,857
It's a great dream
and that's what I'm gonna do.
359
00:33:37,035 --> 00:33:40,408
Keep it steady. I'm gonna talk her over.
360
00:33:44,184 --> 00:33:45,821
Pull it over lady.
361
00:33:45,888 --> 00:33:50,629
Look, you pull it over
and I'll have the DA take it easy on you.
362
00:34:04,091 --> 00:34:06,093
Get the door.
363
00:34:19,086 --> 00:34:20,588
Here comes our ride.
364
00:34:20,655 --> 00:34:22,492
Hey! Hey!
- Here!
365
00:34:22,559 --> 00:34:24,865
Hey hey hey!
- Wait! No!
366
00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:32,178
The black and yellow pickup on the radio!
The Hedge-face dude!
367
00:34:32,245 --> 00:34:36,919
Yeah, but there's a pig mobile after him.
For 25,000 we can spring him!
368
00:34:37,955 --> 00:34:39,391
I've got it.
369
00:34:39,459 --> 00:34:44,136
Because of hundreds of sympathetic calls.
Because you the public demanded
370
00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:47,941
to know more about
those fabulous Vegas-bound lovers.
371
00:34:47,974 --> 00:34:53,219
I am taking a command flight
to the scene of that momentous chase.
372
00:34:53,253 --> 00:34:55,257
Somewhere out there on the desert,
373
00:34:55,324 --> 00:34:59,131
two young lovers are putting
their lives on the line
374
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:03,372
and are defying the World
in their bid for togetherness.
375
00:35:03,439 --> 00:35:09,618
So stay tuned to Ten-Q.
This is Squirrely Curly going aloft.
376
00:35:22,610 --> 00:35:25,884
♫ Ten-Q listens to you.
377
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:29,457
♫ Yeah, Ten-Q listens to you.
378
00:35:29,524 --> 00:35:32,531
♫ Leave it right here
379
00:35:32,598 --> 00:35:33,598
♫ Ten-Q...
380
00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:37,138
Hold her steady! I'm going in!
381
00:35:39,510 --> 00:35:41,649
Get your foot out of my crotch!
382
00:35:41,716 --> 00:35:43,752
I'm boarding this Bug lady.
383
00:35:43,819 --> 00:35:44,922
Oh!!
384
00:35:55,509 --> 00:35:57,946
All right, out of the car!
You're under arrest!
385
00:35:57,979 --> 00:36:00,084
And you are an obscene person!
386
00:36:01,555 --> 00:36:05,196
Ah now. That's assaulting an officer!
387
00:36:15,482 --> 00:36:18,920
All right! All right! All right!
388
00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:24,366
All right! You have a right to an attorney.
You have the right to remain silent.
389
00:36:24,398 --> 00:36:30,309
If you cannot afford an attorney one will
be provided for you. Do you understand?
390
00:36:35,787 --> 00:36:37,090
Whoo!
391
00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:40,396
You think you can hotwire this mother?
- "No necito man."
392
00:36:40,463 --> 00:36:42,669
"El key-o in el ignition-ario."
393
00:36:42,736 --> 00:36:46,341
You crack me up when you talk Mexican.
- Ee-hee!
394
00:36:55,326 --> 00:36:59,168
Hey! Dirty rotten underhanded cruds!
395
00:36:59,202 --> 00:37:03,008
You couldn't wait,
could you, Mr. Everhard?
396
00:37:17,803 --> 00:37:21,779
The Honeymoon Camper
brings the total to ten in the last two hours.
397
00:37:21,846 --> 00:37:25,352
That's grand theft auto
on a rather grand scale.
398
00:37:25,419 --> 00:37:27,422
It all seems to be somehow connected
399
00:37:27,489 --> 00:37:31,798
to the Paula Powers-Sam Freeman
love flight to Vegas.
400
00:37:33,867 --> 00:37:40,714
I'm gonna bust this crime spree, if I have
to go all the way to Las Vegas to do it!
401
00:37:40,749 --> 00:37:43,120
Sin City, here we come! Whoo!
402
00:37:51,334 --> 00:37:53,874
All right, all right. Listen to this.
403
00:37:53,941 --> 00:37:58,317
"There once was a girl from LA,
who was determined to go all the way."
404
00:37:58,382 --> 00:38:01,054
Sam!
To Vegas. All the way to Vegas.
405
00:38:01,121 --> 00:38:02,358
Right.
406
00:38:02,425 --> 00:38:07,433
Uh... "Her mother screamed 'No',
her father yelled 'Whoa'."
407
00:38:07,467 --> 00:38:09,605
"But they married the first day of May."
408
00:38:09,672 --> 00:38:12,178
Oh, that's nice, thank you.
409
00:38:12,778 --> 00:38:15,417
"And then they rolled in the hay."
410
00:38:15,484 --> 00:38:17,519
Oh yes! Yes!
411
00:38:17,586 --> 00:38:22,263
Ladies and gentlemen you have just heard
it, a sexy rhyme from Miss Paula Powers.
412
00:38:22,330 --> 00:38:23,966
Miss Powers, Miss Powers,
413
00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:27,406
please tell me, what brought on
this sudden case of the hots?
414
00:38:27,473 --> 00:38:32,217
Well, I guess I... I just love you.
415
00:38:33,485 --> 00:38:34,922
I love you too.
416
00:38:34,989 --> 00:38:38,862
♫ What you gonna do,
when she says goodbye?
417
00:38:40,465 --> 00:38:42,305
Whoa!
418
00:38:47,579 --> 00:38:49,318
Whoa!
419
00:38:49,383 --> 00:38:52,423
I'd better keep control of myself.
- Yeah.
420
00:38:52,490 --> 00:38:54,996
Only when you're driving though.
421
00:39:02,444 --> 00:39:04,915
How many killed here?
- Nobody's hurt, but we need a ride.
422
00:39:08,152 --> 00:39:10,624
Think you got a film in your camera?
- Yeah, sure.
423
00:39:10,659 --> 00:39:14,367
Well I want a picture of this.
That's the damnedest wreck I ever saw.
424
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,307
People ain't gonna believe this.
- I'll take one of you, you take one of me.
425
00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:22,249
You can take all the pictures you want.
- Thank you.
426
00:39:27,357 --> 00:39:29,363
Let's try one right here.
- Yeah. OK.
427
00:39:29,430 --> 00:39:31,667
Look this way.
428
00:39:31,734 --> 00:39:34,272
OK, cock your head a little bit.
429
00:39:34,339 --> 00:39:36,776
That's it.
430
00:39:36,843 --> 00:39:38,780
Hey, where you going?
431
00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:41,789
Drive carefully!
432
00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:46,162
Velvet Net leader to Base 1.
433
00:39:47,030 --> 00:39:48,231
What do you want?
434
00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:51,304
We've acquired a four-wheel-drive vehicle
and are mobile again.
435
00:39:51,371 --> 00:39:54,881
They're mobile again.
Oh, they're mobile. Big deal.
436
00:39:55,582 --> 00:39:57,450
You're a good bunch of men.
437
00:39:57,517 --> 00:39:59,788
We're a good bunch of men.
438
00:40:01,928 --> 00:40:06,267
I suggest you try gaining time by taking
that four-wheel drive job cross country.
439
00:40:06,334 --> 00:40:10,143
Roger, Base 1.
We'll give it the old college try.
440
00:40:13,014 --> 00:40:15,186
Yahoo!
441
00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:22,267
Any of you out there seen a Rolls or a
black and yellow pickup, come on back.
442
00:40:22,301 --> 00:40:27,376
Howdy Flying Cottage,
this is Hotpants.
443
00:40:27,443 --> 00:40:30,314
I saw a rig like that
running north toward Kelso.
444
00:40:30,381 --> 00:40:31,553
That's probably him!
445
00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:36,193
I'm headed down to Essex
for a little skinny-dip party.
446
00:40:36,260 --> 00:40:38,697
Like to have some fun?
447
00:40:38,764 --> 00:40:40,869
Jesus...
Bet your buns Hotpants!
448
00:40:40,936 --> 00:40:45,679
No. Would you just get off the radio man
and start looking for that road to Kelso?
449
00:40:45,746 --> 00:40:48,817
Next time Hotpants next time.
450
00:40:52,026 --> 00:40:55,566
You know, I believe I've seen
that girl on television.
451
00:40:55,633 --> 00:40:58,671
What's her name?
- Paula Powers.
452
00:40:58,736 --> 00:41:02,745
Paula Powers? No. I don't believe
I ever heard of her before.
453
00:41:02,812 --> 00:41:05,785
Well, I guess I got my head
up my rectum again.
454
00:41:05,852 --> 00:41:07,621
Hmm.
455
00:41:10,495 --> 00:41:12,399
There they go.
456
00:41:12,466 --> 00:41:16,272
Follow that car.
I always love saying that.
457
00:41:19,279 --> 00:41:24,724
I want you to stop a black and yellow
Rolls Royce at the bridge. Do you hear me?
458
00:41:28,762 --> 00:41:32,070
All right, Max! Now get outta here!
Whoa-eel
459
00:41:32,104 --> 00:41:33,740
25 G's.
460
00:41:39,018 --> 00:41:42,424
Oh, get me out of this godforsaken desert.
461
00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,950
This is getting a little out of hand.
462
00:41:55,016 --> 00:41:59,657
All right. All right now. Come on.
Straighten that wire out there.
463
00:41:59,691 --> 00:42:02,331
Come on boy! Move!
We ain't got all day.
464
00:42:05,705 --> 00:42:09,044
I've had it with this guy.
Pull over and I'm gonna punch him out.
465
00:42:09,111 --> 00:42:12,216
No, I'm not gonna pull over
so you can punch him out.
466
00:42:17,692 --> 00:42:20,164
Hold it. Hold it.
467
00:42:21,969 --> 00:42:23,838
NOW!
468
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,012
Come on! Now!
469
00:42:36,964 --> 00:42:39,069
Jesus. Did you see that?
470
00:42:41,104 --> 00:42:45,515
Sweet Lord Jesus Max, if he ain't dead
he's gonna kill us!
471
00:42:49,623 --> 00:42:54,266
Their tails are worth $25,000!
Some crazy rich kids. Go after it!
472
00:42:58,172 --> 00:43:02,047
Let's go! Come on you egg-brained
offsprings! I'm gonna kill you both!
473
00:43:03,449 --> 00:43:06,724
We're a good bunch of men.
474
00:43:07,992 --> 00:43:10,463
Yes! Yes! It must be them.
475
00:43:10,497 --> 00:43:14,071
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have overtaken the Rolls-Royce.
476
00:43:14,138 --> 00:43:18,412
This could be one of the most electrifying
moments in radio history.
477
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:23,589
Paula Powers and Sam Freeman are
directly beneath me at this moment,
478
00:43:23,656 --> 00:43:26,228
streaking across the desert Wasteland.
479
00:43:26,295 --> 00:43:29,402
I'm ahead of them.
How did I get ahead of them?
480
00:43:29,467 --> 00:43:33,577
Bless you son!
My prayers have been answered.
481
00:43:33,642 --> 00:43:35,280
Oh my God!
482
00:43:38,686 --> 00:43:41,894
Lord help you boy!
I will catch up with you.
483
00:43:42,695 --> 00:43:44,664
Lord help you boy.
484
00:43:46,934 --> 00:43:50,076
The black and white car 47
seems to be
485
00:43:50,141 --> 00:43:54,085
pursuing Collins Hedgeworth
in the black and yellow pickup.
486
00:43:54,150 --> 00:43:58,290
They are gunning directly
at the Rolls-Royce.
487
00:43:58,357 --> 00:44:02,466
The road is blocked.
A collision seems inevitable!
488
00:44:02,533 --> 00:44:04,840
You're bananas. Pull off!
489
00:44:08,144 --> 00:44:09,380
Yaah!
490
00:44:32,659 --> 00:44:35,132
Hallelujah! Whoo!
491
00:44:38,972 --> 00:44:41,844
Let me go! I gotta stop my fiancé!
492
00:44:41,911 --> 00:44:46,485
It is God's will that I caught you
and God's will that I collect.
493
00:44:46,518 --> 00:44:51,497
All right. Help me stop my fiancé,
and you'll get it all.
494
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:53,566
$50,000.
495
00:44:54,803 --> 00:44:56,805
Swear on the bible.
- I swear!
496
00:44:56,839 --> 00:44:58,376
Amen!
497
00:44:58,441 --> 00:45:00,680
Let's go. Come on brother.
498
00:45:00,747 --> 00:45:04,858
Let's go.
We'll build us a whole tabernacle.
499
00:45:04,924 --> 00:45:09,632
It's impossible to know what transpired
between the two,
500
00:45:09,699 --> 00:45:12,404
but the preacher is driving car 47,
501
00:45:12,471 --> 00:45:17,013
not back to Los Angeles,
but North toward Highway 68.
502
00:45:17,046 --> 00:45:20,919
Is it possible they're going
in pursuit of Paula Powers?
503
00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:22,957
I would guess 'Yes'!
504
00:45:23,024 --> 00:45:27,099
We're almost at 68. Let me have the wheel
so we can move this cracker box!
505
00:45:27,166 --> 00:45:28,300
Piss off!
506
00:45:32,377 --> 00:45:36,719
Eagle 1, give me an estimation
of their ground speed.
507
00:45:36,784 --> 00:45:38,924
Over the CB.
508
00:45:38,989 --> 00:45:42,797
Well, that's a toughie, Ned.
Speed can vary so much.
509
00:45:42,864 --> 00:45:46,738
This is Bigby Powers.
Will you answer the question?
510
00:45:46,805 --> 00:45:50,345
No more than 60 on an average.
That's all we wanted to know.
511
00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:55,456
I got something hot. I'm gonna go with this.
Put me on the air now.
512
00:45:55,490 --> 00:45:57,492
Break into the record.
513
00:46:00,632 --> 00:46:03,237
Ladies and gentlemen,
In a shocking discovery,
514
00:46:03,303 --> 00:46:05,375
I have just learned that Paula Powers
515
00:46:05,442 --> 00:46:10,216
is the daughter of multimillionaire
gubernatorial candidate Bigby Powers.
516
00:46:10,283 --> 00:46:11,522
That's true.
517
00:46:11,587 --> 00:46:13,790
And that he himself is involved in a plot
518
00:46:13,857 --> 00:46:17,130
to stop his daughter
from marrying Sam Freeman.
519
00:46:17,197 --> 00:46:21,204
He has a chopper in the air,
numerous agents in the field,
520
00:46:21,271 --> 00:46:24,280
that can close in on the Rolls-Royce
at any moment
521
00:46:24,313 --> 00:46:29,790
and wrest young Paula from her lover,
thus ending this bizarre odyssey.
522
00:46:29,823 --> 00:46:33,864
Now, for you folks at home who would like
to follow the action on your maps,
523
00:46:33,933 --> 00:46:35,701
find Highway 68.
524
00:46:35,768 --> 00:46:41,243
Now Paula and Sam are ten miles
north of Cima, headed toward that road.
525
00:46:41,310 --> 00:46:45,287
Now back to the station
for more music, facts and facts,
526
00:46:45,355 --> 00:46:49,329
as I stand by on the Ten-Q sky-watch.
527
00:46:51,364 --> 00:46:53,503
Thank you for calling
The Curly Q Brown Show.
528
00:46:53,568 --> 00:46:56,775
I wanna talk to Mr. Brown.
Well, Mr. Brown's in the air.
529
00:46:56,842 --> 00:46:59,149
I know he's in the air.
This is Sam Freeman.
530
00:46:59,182 --> 00:47:02,020
Sam Freeman?
I'll patch you right in.
531
00:47:04,827 --> 00:47:08,198
Sam Freeman, the man of the moment.
How you doing. Sam?
532
00:47:08,231 --> 00:47:10,301
You're full of crap.
You know that Curly?
533
00:47:10,368 --> 00:47:13,576
You wish us good luck
and then you tell everybody where we are.
534
00:47:13,643 --> 00:47:15,914
Sam...
- I want you to cut it out.
535
00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:19,288
Sam, you created this situation.
I didn't.
536
00:47:19,353 --> 00:47:23,628
But you went through a lot of trouble
to make it a great human interest story.
537
00:47:23,695 --> 00:47:26,467
Now you're broadcasting it
to the whole world.
538
00:47:26,534 --> 00:47:28,271
"Right down here ladies and gentlemen,"
539
00:47:28,338 --> 00:47:32,546
"stop the Vegas-bound lovers
and hit the $25,000 jackpot."
540
00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:35,653
You're just hovering up there
like a vulture hoping for a wreck.
541
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:39,526
Well, if you have it, I'm gonna report it.
542
00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:43,502
Because every time you turn around
and fart, it's news.
543
00:47:43,534 --> 00:47:47,275
You say anything you want,
but just don't pinpoint us on the map.
544
00:47:47,342 --> 00:47:50,815
I've been in radio a long time kiddo
545
00:47:50,882 --> 00:47:54,223
and you just don't let
something like this go by.
546
00:47:54,290 --> 00:47:56,326
It's just too big.
547
00:47:57,527 --> 00:48:02,305
We interrupt this broadcast
for a special bulletin from Curly Q Brown.
548
00:48:02,372 --> 00:48:04,644
Hello again!
549
00:48:04,677 --> 00:48:08,515
I've just been in contact
with Paula Powers and Sam Freeman
550
00:48:08,550 --> 00:48:11,990
and God bless 'em they're doing fine.
551
00:48:12,024 --> 00:48:16,199
And incidentally they're streaking towards
Highway 68 and the Nevada border
552
00:48:16,266 --> 00:48:17,400
at this very moment.
553
00:48:17,467 --> 00:48:19,806
What an ass.
- They're a little distraught...
554
00:48:19,873 --> 00:48:21,844
That's great Curly, just great.
555
00:48:21,911 --> 00:48:23,200
Wait just a minute.
556
00:48:24,616 --> 00:48:30,193
Ladies and gentlemen, Sam Freeman
is leaning out of the Rolls-Royce.
557
00:48:30,994 --> 00:48:34,168
He's making a friendly gesture at me!
558
00:48:34,235 --> 00:48:39,544
I'm waving back.
What a sportsman young Sam is.
559
00:48:39,577 --> 00:48:42,352
Oh, yeah, I got you spotted Base 1.
560
00:48:42,852 --> 00:48:47,627
You're approximately, uh...
three miles from the junction.
561
00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:52,536
It looks close.
I think you got a shot at beating 'em.
562
00:48:52,603 --> 00:48:55,710
We are on 68.
563
00:48:57,380 --> 00:49:00,920
They're approaching from the side road.
564
00:49:00,985 --> 00:49:04,528
Get them bottled right here.
All we have to do is cork it.
565
00:49:04,595 --> 00:49:06,597
Quarry is gaining.
566
00:49:06,664 --> 00:49:09,871
Kick this tin can in the ass. Kick it!
567
00:49:10,838 --> 00:49:12,500
I have cracked the code
568
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,647
on another secret transmission.
569
00:49:14,682 --> 00:49:20,158
There is a dramatic confrontation brewing
out here in this barren, desolate area,
570
00:49:20,191 --> 00:49:24,433
as that wealthy tyrant and would-be
governor Bigby Powers, is racing
571
00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:28,440
to personally intercept his daughter,
as she and Sam Freeman emerge
572
00:49:28,507 --> 00:49:32,083
from the back roads of the desert,
off the Highway 68.
573
00:49:32,148 --> 00:49:37,391
It is a race to the junction
and the stakes are high.
574
00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:39,730
Both vehicles are flat-out.
575
00:49:39,795 --> 00:49:43,437
This is a contest,
not just between father and daughter,
576
00:49:43,504 --> 00:49:47,443
but between the forces of power
and oppression on one side,
577
00:49:47,477 --> 00:49:50,699
and romance and free will on the other.
578
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,700
They may be outrunning you.
579
00:49:53,223 --> 00:49:56,262
They have got to be stopped.
580
00:49:56,329 --> 00:49:58,165
Swoop in and slow them down.
581
00:49:58,232 --> 00:50:00,569
Swoop in, Ned?
- That's right.
582
00:50:09,054 --> 00:50:14,265
The whirlybird has pulled out of its dive
and is playing a veritable game of chicken
583
00:50:14,332 --> 00:50:17,602
with those two courageous kids
in the Rolls-Royce.
584
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,500
Make another pass at them.
585
00:50:43,689 --> 00:50:46,061
They're going closer.
586
00:50:46,128 --> 00:50:49,668
Don't worry! They'll pull off!
- Don't worry. They'll pull off.
587
00:50:49,733 --> 00:50:53,911
Neither will give an inch.
Oh my God, they're gonna crash!
588
00:50:57,549 --> 00:51:00,888
And the Whirlybird is a chickie bird!
589
00:51:00,922 --> 00:51:06,399
Those two nervy young lovers
unflinchingly held the road.
590
00:51:06,466 --> 00:51:10,008
I did it! I did it, I kicked his butt!
591
00:51:10,074 --> 00:51:15,920
Yes, they've won this lap, but who knows
what the next "power" play will bring us?
592
00:51:15,985 --> 00:51:19,693
What will that thin ribbon of highway
to Vegas lead to?
593
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:24,370
Perhaps everlasting happiness,
or... perhaps tragedy.
594
00:51:27,841 --> 00:51:32,218
I want results. You hear that, Slinker?
I want results!
595
00:51:32,252 --> 00:51:35,392
All right... I'm playing the ace.
596
00:51:35,457 --> 00:51:38,463
It may be a little messy,
but you'll get your results, mister!
597
00:52:05,417 --> 00:52:07,420
Your call, sir.
598
00:52:10,625 --> 00:52:11,630
Yes?
599
00:52:11,697 --> 00:52:16,971
Sir, this is Ned Slinker.
Ned Slinker from Los Angeles.
600
00:52:17,038 --> 00:52:19,110
I need help, sir.
601
00:52:19,177 --> 00:52:21,849
Ned, you're a nice person.
602
00:52:21,916 --> 00:52:25,289
But it bothers me that you only call me
when you're in trouble.
603
00:52:25,356 --> 00:52:28,000
We've got the momentum now, Sam,
and we're gonna do it.
604
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:29,463
We're going all the way!
605
00:52:29,530 --> 00:52:32,669
I'm gonna beat him to Vegas
and I'm gonna get married.
606
00:52:32,704 --> 00:52:35,709
Then let him look at the scoreboard.
607
00:52:37,246 --> 00:52:38,781
Aren't you excited?
608
00:52:38,848 --> 00:52:41,556
Beating your old man
doesn't make my day, you know.
609
00:52:41,623 --> 00:52:44,728
It would, if you knew him like I do.
- It's a circus, Paula.
610
00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:47,898
We got a cockamamie circus on our hands.
611
00:52:47,964 --> 00:52:50,603
My client may be the next governor
of California.
612
00:52:50,670 --> 00:52:54,481
Ned, I'll give you the men.
613
00:53:26,610 --> 00:53:30,349
Hurry up! I want that $25,000.
614
00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:35,895
Ram that Rolls-Royce off the road. Faster,
you feather-headed... Faster, faster, faster!
615
00:53:37,397 --> 00:53:41,171
Keep it steady.
Now we gonna have a bang-up time.
616
00:53:56,367 --> 00:54:00,242
Dynamite! Those nuts!
They're throwing dynamite!
617
00:54:11,866 --> 00:54:15,006
You friggin' fruit stand!
618
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,471
There's a cop.
619
00:54:31,538 --> 00:54:35,245
Good! He's gonna get 'em.
Unless they get us first.
620
00:55:08,108 --> 00:55:11,651
Jeez! Just keep swerving!
I am! I am!
621
00:55:21,904 --> 00:55:24,909
You cockamamie Kojak!
622
00:56:09,030 --> 00:56:10,764
God, what a mess.
623
00:56:10,831 --> 00:56:12,969
Well, we made it didn't we?
624
00:56:16,175 --> 00:56:18,950
I repeat they are in Nevada.
625
00:56:19,017 --> 00:56:23,959
The $25,000 reward is still up for grabs,
as no one seems able
626
00:56:23,993 --> 00:56:28,566
to stop Sam Freeman
and his hard-driving lovely Paula Powers.
627
00:56:33,777 --> 00:56:36,282
Pass the glue, man.
628
00:56:40,324 --> 00:56:43,630
Let's go get that Rolls.
629
00:56:43,697 --> 00:56:46,001
That's them. Peel out.
- Come on.
630
00:56:46,068 --> 00:56:49,376
That's them! Let's go!
Let's go right and low!
631
00:56:49,443 --> 00:56:52,281
I couldn't care less
what my father thinks about you.
632
00:56:52,348 --> 00:56:56,522
This thing between you and him makes me
feel like I'm the man in the middle.
633
00:56:56,589 --> 00:56:58,691
I am. I'm the man in the middle.
634
00:57:01,868 --> 00:57:05,540
Keep going! Don't stop! Don't stop!
635
00:57:05,607 --> 00:57:07,976
You're a good bunch of men.
636
00:57:08,011 --> 00:57:11,317
We're a good bunch of men.
637
00:57:12,253 --> 00:57:15,726
Sam, why are you dragging your feet?
Dragging my feet?
638
00:57:15,793 --> 00:57:19,869
I'm headed for the church at 100 miles an
hour. You can't call that dragging my feet.
639
00:57:19,934 --> 00:57:22,874
I don't like your attitude.
- What do you expect? Dog tricks?
640
00:57:22,941 --> 00:57:25,680
Bigby Powers has brought in
more manpower,
641
00:57:25,747 --> 00:57:28,550
under the code name of "Vegas Muscle",
642
00:57:28,617 --> 00:57:35,067
to prevent Paula and Sam from reaching
Vegas and ever realizing their dream.
643
00:57:39,708 --> 00:57:43,917
Vegas Muscle in position
one mile beyond the city limits.
644
00:57:44,851 --> 00:57:49,059
I'm just telling you that it was handled
all wrong from the very beginning.
645
00:57:49,126 --> 00:57:51,465
It couldn't have been handled
any other way.
646
00:57:51,532 --> 00:57:54,436
Bullshit! That is total bullshit!
647
00:58:09,232 --> 00:58:12,239
Do you wanna go through with this or not?
648
00:58:22,626 --> 00:58:24,362
Well?
649
00:58:24,429 --> 00:58:28,938
Well, I don't think it should be
what I want, or what you want.
650
00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:32,779
I just think it should be what we want.
What's right for us.
651
00:58:32,846 --> 00:58:35,417
That's what I've been trying to do.
- Yeah?
652
00:58:35,484 --> 00:58:39,591
You took your father's car. You didn't
work it out with your ex-fiancé...
653
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,259
He was never my fiancé.
654
00:58:41,294 --> 00:58:44,635
Whatever he was, he turned
the whole thing into a carnival!
655
00:58:44,670 --> 00:58:47,539
On top of that,
you refuse to change our destination,
656
00:58:47,574 --> 00:58:50,313
even though we got all these nuts
out trying to stop us.
657
00:58:50,378 --> 00:58:55,990
Now, let me tell you something:
that was not us making those decisions.
658
00:58:56,058 --> 00:58:58,729
You're really making me mad, Sam.
659
00:59:01,504 --> 00:59:04,810
They have made a radical left-hand turn
in the town of Henderson
660
00:59:04,877 --> 00:59:06,511
and have vanished.
661
00:59:06,577 --> 00:59:10,285
Are they planning to marry here,
instead of Vegas?
662
00:59:10,952 --> 00:59:13,458
Reverse your direction, damn it!
663
00:59:13,491 --> 00:59:16,297
You watch your trash mouth, boy!
664
00:59:28,521 --> 00:59:33,834
Did you ever think that as soon as you get
over the excitement of defying your dad...
665
00:59:33,899 --> 00:59:35,736
Sam...
- Let me just say this,
666
00:59:35,803 --> 00:59:38,506
because this has been bothering me.
667
00:59:39,676 --> 00:59:44,187
Did you ever think that you might miss
being rich? Because let me tell you...
668
00:59:44,254 --> 00:59:48,560
I couldn't care less about big cars
or mansions or making a million dollars.
669
00:59:48,594 --> 00:59:51,701
I couldn't either!
I don't care about those things.
670
00:59:51,768 --> 00:59:55,208
Yes, you do.
You grew up with those things.
671
00:59:55,241 --> 00:59:58,680
You're gonna miss those things.
It's gonna bug you to be poor.
672
00:59:58,747 --> 01:00:02,823
Why are you so worried
about money and my father?
673
01:00:02,890 --> 01:00:08,566
I thought we decided to get married.
Now you seem to have changed your mind.
674
01:00:11,003 --> 01:00:12,576
Well, hell.
675
01:00:14,612 --> 01:00:16,882
We went this far, let's just go
through with it, OK?
676
01:00:16,949 --> 01:00:18,319
No!
677
01:00:18,352 --> 01:00:21,024
You go on without me.
678
01:00:21,056 --> 01:00:24,199
Will you get in the car?
Forget it!
679
01:00:24,232 --> 01:00:26,734
He really spoiled it for us.
680
01:00:27,403 --> 01:00:30,876
Paula, get in this car.
- No!
681
01:00:30,909 --> 01:00:33,081
Not until we make a decision.
682
01:00:33,885 --> 01:00:36,487
Now, if you don't have faith in our love,
683
01:00:36,554 --> 01:00:40,229
if you don't think it is strong enough
to overcome the obstacles,
684
01:00:40,295 --> 01:00:42,268
then we shouldn't bother.
685
01:00:42,334 --> 01:00:45,040
The whole thing wasn't worth it.
686
01:01:03,943 --> 01:01:07,382
Do you really wanna go to Las Vegas
and get married?
687
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,392
Are you asking me?
688
01:01:13,662 --> 01:01:15,332
I'm asking.
689
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:19,439
I do.
690
01:01:32,366 --> 01:01:34,570
Let's go then.
691
01:02:02,058 --> 01:02:04,864
Eagle 1 to Base 1.
692
01:02:04,897 --> 01:02:07,667
We've flushed the Quarry.
693
01:02:19,758 --> 01:02:22,129
There it is! There's my car.
694
01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:24,502
Come on, stay with 'em!
- Harold...
695
01:02:24,569 --> 01:02:26,004
Get on their ass!
696
01:02:28,708 --> 01:02:31,716
You ram the car and I'll grab her.
697
01:02:32,516 --> 01:02:34,755
Charge!
698
01:02:37,292 --> 01:02:39,731
Hang on.
699
01:02:58,401 --> 01:03:00,538
Phony cops.
700
01:03:01,272 --> 01:03:03,277
Yea-haw!
701
01:03:06,049 --> 01:03:10,724
Hurry up you little bastards.
Railroad that Rolls-Royce!
702
01:03:10,757 --> 01:03:12,829
Hallelujah!
703
01:03:28,861 --> 01:03:30,430
Sit tight.
704
01:03:35,707 --> 01:03:37,776
They killed my Rolls!
705
01:03:37,810 --> 01:03:39,483
You OK?
706
01:03:39,516 --> 01:03:42,822
Sam, you were great.
707
01:03:46,061 --> 01:03:49,434
Oh sweet Jesus, preserve this machine.
708
01:03:58,185 --> 01:04:01,089
We blew the tail feathers
right off that smokey's ass.
709
01:04:03,394 --> 01:04:05,633
Jesus Christ!
710
01:04:11,947 --> 01:04:14,418
Are you all right? Are you all right?
711
01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:17,154
Preacher, take the wheel. Take the wheel.
712
01:04:17,188 --> 01:04:19,259
Ice cream?
713
01:04:19,326 --> 01:04:20,627
Hey!
714
01:04:22,633 --> 01:04:23,838
Hey!
715
01:04:24,504 --> 01:04:28,077
Hey! That's my truck!
Out of the way, you clown!
716
01:04:38,431 --> 01:04:41,002
You lousy scumbags!
717
01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:52,660
Here they come.
718
01:05:00,340 --> 01:05:02,378
Hold it steady. I can't focus.
719
01:05:03,948 --> 01:05:06,587
Great. The 6:00 o'clock news.
720
01:05:14,402 --> 01:05:16,538
They're all over us.
721
01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:27,994
All right, I'm gonna knock out the front
tires and you guys grab 'em.
722
01:05:33,941 --> 01:05:37,546
Vegas Muscle has blocked off
Highway 95 and waits,
723
01:05:37,613 --> 01:05:41,220
poised like a cobra,
to catch Paula and Sam.
724
01:05:41,290 --> 01:05:44,428
What a dilemma
for these lovebirds to face!
725
01:05:51,876 --> 01:05:53,780
I can't see 'em.
726
01:06:00,224 --> 01:06:04,434
Let us grab her
and we'll divvy up the reward with ya!
727
01:06:08,944 --> 01:06:12,783
Two courageous kids,
facing overwhelming odds,
728
01:06:12,850 --> 01:06:15,555
and possible tragedy at every turn.
729
01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:19,363
All right, the news truck gets it first.
730
01:06:20,632 --> 01:06:22,570
There's no way through there.
731
01:06:34,928 --> 01:06:35,963
Yee-hee!
732
01:06:36,030 --> 01:06:39,870
Hurry up!
Go on, get after that Rolls-Royce.
733
01:06:41,575 --> 01:06:46,548
Eagle 1, Give us some air support.
Get down there and harass them!
734
01:06:48,051 --> 01:06:51,328
Eagle 1, I just gave you a direct order.
Do you read me?
735
01:06:51,395 --> 01:06:53,998
Base 1, do you read this?
736
01:06:55,668 --> 01:06:57,002
You're fired!
737
01:06:57,737 --> 01:06:59,308
Ha-ha!
738
01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:08,659
Just on the outskirts of Las Vegas,
they have driven into a funnel.
739
01:07:08,693 --> 01:07:12,401
There is no turning back.
It's incredible what they've had to endure.
740
01:07:12,468 --> 01:07:15,006
Amazing that they've made it this far.
741
01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:18,645
Paula and Sam's flight has been
attracting nationwide attention.
742
01:07:18,712 --> 01:07:19,915
Stop!
743
01:07:19,982 --> 01:07:22,187
...calls from all over the country,
744
01:07:22,254 --> 01:07:27,629
thousands of them, offering prayer,
money, health and much, much sympathy.
745
01:07:33,642 --> 01:07:38,887
I don't like to be pessimistic, but their
dream may be going right down the drain.
746
01:07:42,126 --> 01:07:47,101
Due to the danger of this event,
remain clear of the north bleachers.
747
01:07:47,135 --> 01:07:51,613
Mind the kiddies 'cause we don't wanna
lose any future demolition derby fans now.
748
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:54,785
All right, we're just about ready to go
and...
749
01:07:56,687 --> 01:08:02,198
Well, it looks like... it looks like,
for the first time in demolition derby history,
750
01:08:02,265 --> 01:08:04,938
you lucky fans,
are gonna see a Rolls-Royce,
751
01:08:04,972 --> 01:08:09,780
a classic Rolls-Royce,
destroyed, demolished
752
01:08:09,813 --> 01:08:12,952
and recycled before your very eyes.
753
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,392
How do we get out of here?
754
01:08:15,424 --> 01:08:17,929
You'll need a tow truck.
755
01:08:17,962 --> 01:08:21,067
Snuff Schultz has done it
one more time, folks.
756
01:08:21,134 --> 01:08:23,040
They're here and ready to start.
757
01:08:23,107 --> 01:08:25,312
After the Rolls! Right there, right there!
758
01:08:26,313 --> 01:08:27,680
Go get 'em boys!
759
01:08:27,747 --> 01:08:29,152
Wreck the Rolls!
760
01:08:37,969 --> 01:08:41,778
Now, by God, we got 'em.
Don't scratch the car.
761
01:08:52,498 --> 01:08:54,101
Oh, my God.
762
01:09:01,351 --> 01:09:04,021
They've blocked all the exits.
763
01:09:04,088 --> 01:09:05,924
We'll make a new one.
764
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:30,471
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Yee-hee!
765
01:09:31,842 --> 01:09:36,384
OK, the minute we catch her, be prepared
to perform a simple but tasteful ceremony.
766
01:09:36,451 --> 01:09:39,322
50,000 hallelujahs!
767
01:09:45,804 --> 01:09:47,072
We can make it now!
768
01:09:51,481 --> 01:09:54,954
Virtually every car
in the arena seems to be after him,
769
01:09:55,021 --> 01:09:58,225
Sam is eludin, twisting and turning!
770
01:09:58,292 --> 01:10:02,136
He's one heck of a driver
ladies and gentlemen.
771
01:10:02,203 --> 01:10:06,442
Look at that son of a bitch drive!
Oh shit.
772
01:10:12,187 --> 01:10:14,861
Watch where you're driving.
773
01:10:36,402 --> 01:10:37,938
Oh, oh.
774
01:10:39,041 --> 01:10:41,010
Now I got them all.
775
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:43,783
OK lady, back on the bus.
776
01:10:43,850 --> 01:10:45,854
Piss off!
777
01:11:00,149 --> 01:11:03,622
Hey, we got it together here.
We just chillin' out.
778
01:11:03,689 --> 01:11:06,695
Oh, sweet Jesus!
779
01:11:09,801 --> 01:11:14,512
Goddamn you! You crazy...
780
01:11:26,032 --> 01:11:28,740
Oh my God.
781
01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:33,680
Clear out!
782
01:11:37,688 --> 01:11:39,759
Oh my God!
783
01:11:54,355 --> 01:11:57,193
My car... My Rolls...
784
01:12:16,598 --> 01:12:17,734
Ooh...
785
01:12:21,509 --> 01:12:24,214
There's an exit.
An exit over there!
786
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,500
Everybody out!
787
01:12:46,058 --> 01:12:49,230
Ladies and gentlemen,
those kids are none other than...
788
01:12:49,296 --> 01:12:54,908
Paula Powers and Sam Freeman,
the famous runaway lovers.
789
01:12:54,975 --> 01:12:57,246
There he is!
790
01:12:59,216 --> 01:13:00,752
Well, come on!
791
01:13:11,575 --> 01:13:15,248
Paula and Sam! Paula and Sam!
792
01:13:15,315 --> 01:13:18,619
It looks as though Bigby Powers
will beat them to the exit.
793
01:13:18,686 --> 01:13:22,462
And that would mostly surely
spell defeat for Paula and Sam.
794
01:13:22,529 --> 01:13:25,401
Paula and Sam! Paula and Sam!
795
01:13:25,467 --> 01:13:28,205
Paula and Sam! Paula and Sam!
796
01:13:28,507 --> 01:13:31,781
Paula and Sam! Paula and Sam!
797
01:13:31,847 --> 01:13:35,187
All right, I'll grab the girl.
You punch out the punk.
798
01:13:51,149 --> 01:13:54,224
Come on, come on, get going.
Paula!
799
01:13:57,197 --> 01:13:59,234
Come on! Let's get 'em!
800
01:14:15,033 --> 01:14:17,403
Paula!
- Wait for me, boy!
801
01:14:17,435 --> 01:14:19,074
Remember my tabernacle!
802
01:14:21,779 --> 01:14:24,083
There he is!
- There she is!
803
01:14:26,088 --> 01:14:28,091
Paula!
804
01:14:28,158 --> 01:14:30,529
Paula!
805
01:14:33,334 --> 01:14:37,508
This is the most incredible series of events
I have ever witnessed!
806
01:14:37,575 --> 01:14:41,852
The crowd is going crazy!
They love those kids!
807
01:14:41,919 --> 01:14:45,992
This is something I personally will never,
ever forget!
808
01:14:46,027 --> 01:14:50,867
Paula and Sam! Paula and Sam!
Paula and Sam!
809
01:14:50,901 --> 01:14:52,406
Paula!
810
01:15:03,527 --> 01:15:04,598
Paula!
811
01:15:19,993 --> 01:15:21,697
Come back here Paula!
812
01:15:46,478 --> 01:15:49,017
Paula!
813
01:15:49,084 --> 01:15:50,352
Collins!
814
01:15:50,419 --> 01:15:52,959
Mama!
815
01:15:53,658 --> 01:15:55,497
Collins!
816
01:15:56,698 --> 01:16:02,176
All right, everyone listen up.
This is Officer Norman Tad from Azusa.
817
01:16:02,243 --> 01:16:07,353
Call a paddy wagon because all of these
people are wanted for grand theft auto.
818
01:16:07,420 --> 01:16:09,591
And I'm arresting every one!
819
01:16:10,958 --> 01:16:12,464
You lose, copper!
820
01:16:12,531 --> 01:16:15,537
I knocked him right on his el ass-ilito!
821
01:16:17,071 --> 01:16:19,376
I'm a man of God!
822
01:16:19,443 --> 01:16:20,811
I'll drive!
823
01:16:20,877 --> 01:16:23,217
Put me down! I've got an assignment!
824
01:16:25,523 --> 01:16:28,895
I'm Bigby Powers
and you guys are both in trouble!
825
01:16:47,664 --> 01:16:52,843
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
in a small, humble house of God
826
01:16:52,910 --> 01:16:55,682
to join you both in holy matrimony.
827
01:17:02,594 --> 01:17:06,303
Cage a mother up for no reason.
It's criminal!
828
01:17:06,336 --> 01:17:08,908
All I want is to find my little...
829
01:17:09,910 --> 01:17:11,747
Booby!
830
01:17:11,814 --> 01:17:13,081
Mother!
831
01:17:13,148 --> 01:17:14,519
Mother! Mother!
- Oh!
832
01:17:14,586 --> 01:17:18,291
Oh, your little Booby loves you!
- Oh, Booby!
833
01:17:18,358 --> 01:17:23,336
Oh, Booby, Booby!
Booby, Booby! Booby, Booby!
834
01:17:23,403 --> 01:17:24,873
Mrs. Hedgeworth!
- Freeze!
835
01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:28,011
I'm the one who wrenched him
from the devil's clutches!
836
01:17:28,078 --> 01:17:30,983
Buster, your crime spree's over!
- Over, hell!
837
01:17:31,050 --> 01:17:33,622
That mother owes me $25,000!
838
01:17:33,654 --> 01:17:35,895
You're gonna need every cent of it.
I got it.
839
01:17:35,927 --> 01:17:36,928
You heathen!
840
01:17:36,995 --> 01:17:40,970
Darling! Darling, don't fret about her.
841
01:17:41,003 --> 01:17:45,847
She is socially inferior.
The whole family is a rather trashy lot.
842
01:17:45,914 --> 01:17:50,255
Mrs. Hedgeworth, my daughter
isn't socially inferior to anyone.
843
01:17:50,321 --> 01:17:53,227
You sir, are an uncouth ass.
844
01:17:53,294 --> 01:17:56,934
Well lady, your ass isn't
exactly perfect either.
845
01:17:58,705 --> 01:18:03,313
Sir, you just insulted my mother.
846
01:18:03,380 --> 01:18:05,420
Your mother asked for it.
847
01:18:10,827 --> 01:18:13,334
Hi-yah!
848
01:18:18,711 --> 01:18:20,948
You sadistic brute!
849
01:18:21,015 --> 01:18:24,757
I'm glad Paula didn't marry him.
He's a flake.
850
01:18:25,425 --> 01:18:28,966
Oh! Oh! Oh!
851
01:18:29,032 --> 01:18:32,605
Booby... Booby... Now, now, now.
852
01:18:32,671 --> 01:18:35,011
Maybe she did get the right guy.
853
01:18:35,078 --> 01:18:36,078
I will.
854
01:18:36,448 --> 01:18:37,448
I will.
855
01:18:37,514 --> 01:18:39,886
Repeat after me:
856
01:18:39,919 --> 01:18:43,226
With this ring, I thee wed.
857
01:18:43,729 --> 01:18:47,065
With this ring, I thee wed.
858
01:18:57,486 --> 01:19:02,231
Sam, Paula, I have never done anything
like this before in my life,
859
01:19:02,298 --> 01:19:06,071
but could I have your autograph?
860
01:19:14,755 --> 01:19:18,027
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Pardon me, everyone!
861
01:19:18,997 --> 01:19:21,670
...I'm from the hotel
and we think you two are deserving
862
01:19:21,737 --> 01:19:24,843
some fine Las Vegas hospitality.
Right?
863
01:19:24,910 --> 01:19:26,778
Right!
864
01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:29,951
We want you to have
your honeymoon on us!
865
01:19:30,018 --> 01:19:33,524
I've got a limousine that'll take you
right to our finest bridal suite.
866
01:19:33,591 --> 01:19:35,564
You will accept, won't you?
867
01:19:35,631 --> 01:19:36,664
Yeah.
- Great!
868
01:19:50,924 --> 01:19:53,196
Wonderful. Just clear the way.
869
01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:16,543
They just cut out! Now dig on Curly Q,
because I'm laying rubber.
870
01:20:20,050 --> 01:20:25,161
I've done it all today for Ten-Q, folks,
but the job is not complete.
871
01:20:25,194 --> 01:20:27,630
I've traded my wings for wheels
872
01:20:27,664 --> 01:20:31,742
and am following Paula and Sam
directly to their hotel
873
01:20:31,808 --> 01:20:37,751
and right into their honeymoon suite
for another Ten-Q exclusive.
874
01:20:37,818 --> 01:20:42,228
By the Way. I'll be making a very special...
- Could you try and lose this ding-dong?
875
01:20:42,293 --> 01:20:45,634
appearance at the grand opening of Taco Village.
876
01:20:48,908 --> 01:20:52,381
America's most loveable couple
has turned off the Strip
877
01:20:52,414 --> 01:20:54,986
but I'm right behind them.
878
01:20:55,020 --> 01:20:59,593
Hopefully we can learn that Paula and
Sam perform as well in the bridal caper
879
01:20:59,660 --> 01:21:03,235
as they do
behind the Wheel of a Rolls-Royce.
880
01:21:04,271 --> 01:21:08,311
I'm racing to be there
for the climax of their climax.
881
01:21:08,378 --> 01:21:14,324
Congratulations! Mr. and Mrs. Sam
Freeman. How about a few words?
882
01:21:14,391 --> 01:21:18,130
Yeah, come on! Say something
for the fans! I made you stars!
883
01:21:18,197 --> 01:21:21,339
You want stiff old Squirrely Curly,
would you?
884
01:21:21,406 --> 01:21:23,643
Come on! Come on!
885
01:21:25,312 --> 01:21:27,180
Jesus Christ!
886
01:21:31,859 --> 01:21:33,193
Aah!
887
01:21:35,299 --> 01:21:39,372
Ladies and gentlemen. I'm smashing
through a beautiful suburban home,
888
01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:44,349
with a lovely plate-glass window,
which is not slowing me down in the least.
889
01:21:44,416 --> 01:21:48,859
And as I approach the king-sized bed,
I notice the phone is off the hook.
890
01:21:48,926 --> 01:21:51,230
I wonder if it's for me.
891
01:21:53,033 --> 01:21:56,239
As we leave this warm, friendly
family atmosphere,
892
01:21:56,306 --> 01:21:59,345
I'm gaining altitude and loving it.
893
01:22:02,351 --> 01:22:06,426
Once again Curly Q is going aloft.
894
01:22:29,004 --> 01:22:30,406
Aah!
895
01:22:31,243 --> 01:22:35,317
Ladies and gentlemen...
I'm speechless.
896
01:22:35,817 --> 01:22:38,554
Where do you think we'll be
on our 50th wedding anniversary?
897
01:22:38,587 --> 01:22:41,729
Right here. I'm not getting out of the car.
898
01:22:44,636 --> 01:22:47,038
♫ Grand theft. You stole my heart
899
01:22:47,105 --> 01:22:49,677
♫ Grand theft. We were in your car
900
01:22:49,744 --> 01:22:52,082
♫ Whoa, whoa, romance is on the right
901
01:22:52,149 --> 01:22:54,421
♫ Whoa, whoa, disasters on the left
902
01:22:54,488 --> 01:22:56,724
♫ Whoa, whoa, I'm in the middle of a
903
01:22:56,791 --> 01:22:59,297
♫ grand, grandness
904
01:22:59,364 --> 01:23:01,502
♫ Love in flight, flight, flight
905
01:23:01,569 --> 01:23:05,142
♫ Got to escape from everybody tonight
906
01:23:05,209 --> 01:23:06,543
♫ Yeah, yeah
907
01:23:06,578 --> 01:23:08,850
♫ Love in flight, flight, flight
908
01:23:08,882 --> 01:23:10,418
♫ Love in flight
909
01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:13,123
♫ Drag
910
01:23:13,191 --> 01:23:15,530
♫ Grand theft. We were on the run
911
01:23:15,562 --> 01:23:18,234
♫ Grand theft. Havin' so much fun
912
01:23:18,299 --> 01:23:20,237
♫ Whoa, whoa, it's obvious that
913
01:23:20,303 --> 01:23:23,043
♫ We were never meant to live as two
914
01:23:23,110 --> 01:23:25,348
♫ Whoa, whoa, I'm in the middle of a
915
01:23:25,414 --> 01:23:27,920
♫ Grand affair with you
916
01:23:27,987 --> 01:23:30,223
♫ Love in flight, flight, flight
917
01:23:30,290 --> 01:23:33,799
♫ Got to escape from everybody tonight
918
01:23:33,866 --> 01:23:35,268
♫ Yeah, yeah
919
01:23:35,335 --> 01:23:37,638
♫ Love in flight, flight, flight
920
01:23:37,704 --> 01:23:41,548
♫ Love in flight, tonight
921
01:23:45,721 --> 01:23:47,724
♫ Grand theft
922
01:23:50,363 --> 01:23:52,367
♫ Grand theft
923
01:24:00,216 --> 01:24:02,255
♫ Grand theft
924
01:24:02,555 --> 01:24:04,560
♫ Grand theft
925
01:24:04,859 --> 01:24:06,761
♫ Grand theft
926
01:24:07,063 --> 01:24:09,068
♫ Grand theft
927
01:24:09,368 --> 01:24:11,373
♫ Grand theft
928
01:24:11,672 --> 01:24:13,610
♫ Grand theft
929
01:24:13,878 --> 01:24:15,847
♫ Grand theft
930
01:24:16,115 --> 01:24:18,217
♫ Grand theft
931
01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:24,000
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