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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,572 --> 00:00:43,506 Ladies and gentlemen... 2 00:00:43,841 --> 00:00:48,835 it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you my commanding officer... 3 00:00:48,913 --> 00:00:50,574 Gen. Strike! 4 00:00:51,015 --> 00:00:53,006 Thank you, Archer. 5 00:00:53,217 --> 00:00:56,243 It's indeed an honor to have with us today... 6 00:00:56,387 --> 00:01:01,381 to dedicate this right wing of the chemical biological warfare proving grounds... 7 00:01:02,093 --> 00:01:04,118 here in Cholera, Alaska... 8 00:01:04,195 --> 00:01:07,528 the chairman of the board of flameout aeronautics... 9 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:10,192 the father of massive retaliation... 10 00:01:10,434 --> 00:01:14,962 and the chief architect of the military-industrial complex... 11 00:01:15,139 --> 00:01:17,232 Sen. Chance Vaught. 12 00:01:17,308 --> 00:01:19,173 - Senator? - Thank you, Gen. Strike. 13 00:01:19,243 --> 00:01:20,505 A pleasure. 14 00:01:20,578 --> 00:01:23,547 Fabulous occasion, a boon to mankind. 15 00:01:23,881 --> 00:01:28,079 Get your piece, old rake-off, more finesse. 16 00:01:28,152 --> 00:01:29,847 The champagne, please. 17 00:01:29,921 --> 00:01:32,412 Archer, you crud, where's the champagne? 18 00:01:32,490 --> 00:01:33,548 Hurry! 19 00:01:33,624 --> 00:01:37,253 Meeting, it's a pleasure, disorganized, full report, heads rolling. 20 00:01:37,328 --> 00:01:39,922 The bottle! Where's the bottle? 21 00:01:39,997 --> 00:01:41,396 The bottle. 22 00:01:41,499 --> 00:01:43,194 - Got it here! - What? 23 00:01:43,267 --> 00:01:44,427 Oh, yeah. 24 00:01:44,502 --> 00:01:48,268 On this auspicious, we are prepared, deterrent... 25 00:01:48,739 --> 00:01:51,572 in the human enemy, animals. 26 00:01:51,709 --> 00:01:54,701 Christen you, for Typhoid Mary. 27 00:01:57,114 --> 00:01:58,274 Thank you, Senator. 28 00:01:58,349 --> 00:02:03,150 And remember the motto of the chemical-biological warfare unit. 29 00:02:03,654 --> 00:02:06,851 To you, it may be deadly, but to us, it's really a gas. 30 00:03:07,051 --> 00:03:11,613 What the hell do you suppose we use to baptize the building? 31 00:03:11,856 --> 00:03:13,187 I don't know, sir. 32 00:03:13,257 --> 00:03:17,091 But it's really going to screw up our spotless safety record. 33 00:05:07,905 --> 00:05:09,304 Good morning, Father. 34 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,342 I chased a hippie in here. 35 00:05:12,409 --> 00:05:15,276 Aye? Could you describe him, my son? 36 00:05:15,813 --> 00:05:18,179 Long hair, weird clothes. 37 00:05:18,249 --> 00:05:20,183 Looks like a real troublemaker to me. 38 00:05:20,251 --> 00:05:24,415 No, there hasn't been anyone like that around the church for years. 39 00:05:24,522 --> 00:05:27,184 My conscience is troubling me, Father. 40 00:05:29,393 --> 00:05:31,418 I wonder, would you hear my confession? 41 00:05:31,495 --> 00:05:33,725 Gotta make a phone call, mac. 42 00:05:43,941 --> 00:05:45,932 Pearls after swine. 43 00:05:46,544 --> 00:05:49,035 - Are you the one who phoned, Father? - Yes. 44 00:05:49,113 --> 00:05:51,104 Tell me all about that gas, my child. 45 00:05:51,182 --> 00:05:53,742 I am Dr. Harvey Murder's mistress... 46 00:05:53,817 --> 00:05:55,512 and lab assistant. 47 00:05:55,686 --> 00:05:58,246 While we were studying the aging process in man... 48 00:05:58,322 --> 00:06:01,814 he discovered a gas that increases the rate of neuron depletion. 49 00:06:01,892 --> 00:06:05,293 You see, neurons begin dying off in anyone over the age of 25. 50 00:06:05,362 --> 00:06:07,330 That's when this gas gets them. 51 00:06:07,398 --> 00:06:10,026 It causes death from instant old age. 52 00:06:10,768 --> 00:06:12,929 Anyway, that's when the army got hold of... 53 00:06:13,003 --> 00:06:15,028 And the army fucked it up. 54 00:06:15,406 --> 00:06:16,634 Father! 55 00:06:16,707 --> 00:06:18,698 It's a sin to say "fuck"! 56 00:06:18,809 --> 00:06:21,039 I will forgive you, my child. 57 00:06:23,214 --> 00:06:25,978 Father, I have to know, is police brutality really a sin? 58 00:06:26,050 --> 00:06:27,608 Only on Friday! 59 00:06:28,052 --> 00:06:29,212 I'm guilty, Father. 60 00:06:29,286 --> 00:06:32,016 For your penance, you will demonstrate bicycle safety... 61 00:06:32,089 --> 00:06:35,183 at the Black Panther convention in Mobile, Alabama. 62 00:06:36,260 --> 00:06:37,625 Mr. Vice President... 63 00:06:37,695 --> 00:06:41,563 is it true a gas has escaped from our chemical research center in Alaska... 64 00:06:41,632 --> 00:06:43,964 that is killing everyone in the world over 25? 65 00:06:44,034 --> 00:06:45,968 That is a malicious rumor... 66 00:06:46,036 --> 00:06:48,903 peddled by the limp-wristed cadre of perpetual students... 67 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:51,999 pseudo-intellectuals and biased news media. 68 00:06:52,543 --> 00:06:55,307 They're Medicare. I'm Medicaid. 69 00:06:56,947 --> 00:06:59,074 I'm afraid there's no hope. 70 00:06:59,617 --> 00:07:03,212 Say, "I'm prepared to pay." 71 00:07:04,421 --> 00:07:07,322 They say there's no bliss like that enjoyed by a man... 72 00:07:07,391 --> 00:07:09,621 who knows he will be happy in the next world. 73 00:07:09,693 --> 00:07:12,321 I'm Morgue Catapult, of the Styx funeral chapel... 74 00:07:12,396 --> 00:07:14,523 in Highway Close, Mesquite. 75 00:07:15,165 --> 00:07:16,154 Say, friends! 76 00:07:16,233 --> 00:07:18,793 Were you really screwing Dr. Murder? 77 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,300 Screwing? 78 00:07:20,371 --> 00:07:22,635 What a horrible word. Where did you hear that? 79 00:07:22,706 --> 00:07:24,196 I made it up. 80 00:07:24,975 --> 00:07:28,035 Why don't you make up a beautiful word for lovemaking? 81 00:07:28,112 --> 00:07:29,238 I bet you can't. 82 00:07:29,313 --> 00:07:30,940 Of course I can. 83 00:07:31,882 --> 00:07:34,248 There's lots of beautiful words. 84 00:07:38,322 --> 00:07:39,687 Turquoise. 85 00:07:42,926 --> 00:07:45,292 Gian Carlo Menotti. 86 00:07:45,829 --> 00:07:47,262 I like that. 87 00:07:48,666 --> 00:07:50,031 Rainy day. 88 00:07:51,268 --> 00:07:52,633 Deferment. 89 00:07:54,505 --> 00:07:57,702 Fantasia sensation. 90 00:07:58,542 --> 00:07:59,907 Fantastic. 91 00:08:02,546 --> 00:08:04,673 The President of the United States. 92 00:08:04,748 --> 00:08:08,013 As the result of a human error, a mistake anyone might have made... 93 00:08:08,085 --> 00:08:10,553 one of our gases has escaped. 94 00:08:12,256 --> 00:08:15,089 I'm sorry to announce that I, the former Vice President... 95 00:08:15,159 --> 00:08:17,320 am now the President of the United States. 96 00:08:17,394 --> 00:08:18,383 You're sorry? 97 00:08:20,464 --> 00:08:22,159 I'd have insanity. 98 00:08:22,466 --> 00:08:25,867 Survivors will erupt in violence and bickering feuds. 99 00:08:27,604 --> 00:08:29,595 I'm taking a sabbatical. 100 00:08:29,773 --> 00:08:34,210 Yeah well, we just decided to stay stoned, you know... 101 00:08:34,278 --> 00:08:36,712 until the whole world blows over. 102 00:08:38,649 --> 00:08:41,812 We will attempt to continue everything approximately as it is. 103 00:08:41,885 --> 00:08:44,183 Except on a smaller, more personal scale. 104 00:08:44,254 --> 00:08:46,518 What happens to those who don't like it? 105 00:08:46,590 --> 00:08:49,354 We'll take no guff from the dope-smoking minority. 106 00:08:49,426 --> 00:08:51,394 Laws are to be obeyed by all citizens. 107 00:08:51,695 --> 00:08:55,995 The suicidal arrogance of ignorance has presented us with a revolution! 108 00:08:56,066 --> 00:08:57,590 And if we have to... 109 00:08:57,668 --> 00:09:01,001 we will eliminate the love-peace-flower-drug bunch... 110 00:09:01,071 --> 00:09:03,505 as well as the reactionary goody-goodies! 111 00:09:03,574 --> 00:09:06,805 This is no time for division! You're the first to go! 112 00:09:06,877 --> 00:09:07,866 Commie pinko! 113 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:45,774 This weirdo wants to talk to you. 114 00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:48,511 So, you're one of the weirdoes. 115 00:10:48,712 --> 00:10:50,145 Actually, I'm a creep. 116 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:51,738 Permit denied! 117 00:10:52,282 --> 00:10:53,943 I didn't request a permit! 118 00:10:54,017 --> 00:10:57,953 I came here to question your authority to issue travel permits! 119 00:11:00,123 --> 00:11:01,954 This is my authority! 120 00:11:02,826 --> 00:11:04,521 This is all I need! 121 00:11:04,595 --> 00:11:08,759 In my two years on the force, you weirdoes... 122 00:11:08,832 --> 00:11:10,060 Creeps! 123 00:11:12,836 --> 00:11:14,133 Creeps... 124 00:11:14,204 --> 00:11:15,603 like you... 125 00:11:15,973 --> 00:11:17,600 oinked at me... 126 00:11:18,141 --> 00:11:19,836 abused me. 127 00:11:20,644 --> 00:11:23,204 You creeps had all the power... 128 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,475 and this little piggy had none! 129 00:11:25,549 --> 00:11:26,914 But now... 130 00:11:27,651 --> 00:11:30,586 I am the law! 131 00:11:30,954 --> 00:11:32,888 Say goodbye to Dallas, Cilla. 132 00:11:32,956 --> 00:11:36,050 We've seen that kind of law around here before. 133 00:13:07,584 --> 00:13:10,052 I couldn't find any firewood. 134 00:13:10,153 --> 00:13:12,747 Mein Gott! You're not going to burn the books? 135 00:13:12,823 --> 00:13:15,656 The collected works of Jacqueline Susann? 136 00:13:17,794 --> 00:13:19,193 Think this will be enough? 137 00:13:19,262 --> 00:13:22,356 Don't worry, there's a whole shelf of Harold Robbins inside. 138 00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:28,867 - Residual. - Sapling. 139 00:13:29,006 --> 00:13:31,304 - Resurrection. - Maroon. 140 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,570 - Forsythia. - Appaloosa. 141 00:13:33,644 --> 00:13:34,838 Georgian! 142 00:13:34,911 --> 00:13:36,139 Orgasm! 143 00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:45,938 My car! My food! My supplies! 144 00:14:47,384 --> 00:14:48,612 My ass! 145 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,988 There she goes. 146 00:14:58,061 --> 00:15:00,621 Greatest little soul car in America. 147 00:15:01,531 --> 00:15:02,589 See? 148 00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:05,635 You go along the highway, picking daisies... 149 00:15:06,069 --> 00:15:07,331 and pow! 150 00:15:07,704 --> 00:15:10,696 Small print comes out of nowhere and gets you. 151 00:15:10,774 --> 00:15:11,832 Look, thief... 152 00:15:11,908 --> 00:15:13,569 The name's Billy. 153 00:15:14,111 --> 00:15:16,045 People call me The Kid. 154 00:15:16,813 --> 00:15:21,273 Got the largest selection of used cars west of the Mississippi. 155 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,145 The secret of my success? 156 00:15:25,522 --> 00:15:26,955 Low overhead. 157 00:15:27,457 --> 00:15:30,290 Like the way I came low over your head. 158 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,452 Honestly, mister... 159 00:15:31,528 --> 00:15:33,928 You calling me honest? 160 00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:43,198 Don't run. He's looking for a reason to kill us. 161 00:15:45,575 --> 00:15:47,270 Easy, Pretentious. 162 00:15:47,644 --> 00:15:49,703 I don't have to kill them. 163 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,541 They can't dance. 164 00:16:22,245 --> 00:16:23,542 Hey, hi! 165 00:16:23,613 --> 00:16:24,944 You remember the Twist? 166 00:16:25,015 --> 00:16:27,848 What started white America dancing again! 167 00:16:34,624 --> 00:16:36,649 On your way, Jack. We've moved in here. 168 00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:38,660 Property values always go down. 169 00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:41,629 You picked the wrong one to pull that honky humor on, boy! 170 00:16:41,698 --> 00:16:43,996 That's just his way of making friends. 171 00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:47,161 It's too late for that. Too many people have died for your sins. 172 00:16:47,237 --> 00:16:49,762 - Hi again. - Bye again. They were just leaving. 173 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,707 Carlos, you must realize, the War is over! 174 00:16:52,776 --> 00:16:53,970 Never! 175 00:16:55,078 --> 00:16:58,047 This place is full of oldies but goodies. You should see it. 176 00:16:58,114 --> 00:17:01,948 The Kinks, The Five Satins, Conway Twitty, The Byrds, Elvis. 177 00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:05,983 You know, I kind of get the feeling... 178 00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:12,319 She's kind of in another world, huh? 179 00:17:12,529 --> 00:17:14,292 - You noticed? - Yeah. 180 00:17:14,564 --> 00:17:16,361 She has oldies but goodies. 181 00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:17,798 I have mine. 182 00:17:17,868 --> 00:17:22,396 Malcolm X, Spartacus, Che Guevara, Robespierre! 183 00:17:22,472 --> 00:17:23,905 Robespierre? 184 00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:26,835 Is she with you? 185 00:17:27,244 --> 00:17:29,178 Marissa's my lady, man. 186 00:17:29,246 --> 00:17:30,804 But she's white! 187 00:17:30,881 --> 00:17:32,007 The book, the gun! 188 00:17:32,082 --> 00:17:35,051 Look, man, we all have our inconsistencies. 189 00:17:35,118 --> 00:17:37,052 But that doesn't stop the revolution. 190 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,610 Does it? 191 00:17:39,823 --> 00:17:42,951 Easy, Hoop, I got this man covered. 192 00:17:43,827 --> 00:17:46,352 Coralee, you were supposed to find us some food. 193 00:17:46,429 --> 00:17:47,487 Did you, babe? 194 00:17:47,564 --> 00:17:48,826 She did. 195 00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:50,088 She ate it. 196 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,827 I am going crack-brained! 197 00:17:51,902 --> 00:17:55,702 Do you realize that this whole store is covered with rock 'n' roll hits? 198 00:17:55,772 --> 00:17:58,002 Everywhere! Hits, hits, hits! 199 00:17:58,275 --> 00:18:01,767 Marissa is our resident pre-pill groupie bubble-gummer. 200 00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:04,543 Yeah, I almost ate your bullet. 201 00:18:04,614 --> 00:18:08,175 If you had the right fork, you'd probably eat the music. 202 00:18:10,787 --> 00:18:15,451 What say we go someplace, toots, and really get it on? 203 00:18:16,026 --> 00:18:18,859 I can never resist the sophisticated... 204 00:18:19,195 --> 00:18:22,187 silver-tongued smooth talker. 205 00:18:22,499 --> 00:18:25,161 She's with somebody, Horny. 206 00:18:25,702 --> 00:18:28,933 Listen! I got a bitchin' idea! What do you think about this? 207 00:18:29,005 --> 00:18:31,565 What say we all listen to the golden oldies... 208 00:18:31,641 --> 00:18:35,441 and sit around and reminisce about the super sound of the '60s? 209 00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:37,707 The sound of the '60s. A gunshot. 210 00:18:38,214 --> 00:18:40,239 Rock 'n' roll! 211 00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:43,648 From Motown to Liverpool, from Woodstock to Memphis... 212 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:45,654 it was music that rocked the '60s! 213 00:18:45,722 --> 00:18:46,780 Can't you dig it? 214 00:18:46,856 --> 00:18:50,656 I mean, Chuck Berry got out of jail, Elvis got out of the army... 215 00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:53,218 the silver Beatles started, the Stones rolled... 216 00:18:53,296 --> 00:18:56,060 the Jefferson Airplane landed in San Francisco... 217 00:18:56,132 --> 00:18:58,657 and Dylan sang what was going down. 218 00:18:59,936 --> 00:19:01,563 Are you on foot? 219 00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:04,530 We had a car, but we lost it. 220 00:19:04,841 --> 00:19:07,036 Where are you all headed? 221 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:10,910 We heard that everybody's getting together in this groovy pueblo in New Mexico. 222 00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:12,471 Want to come? 223 00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:16,279 One hell of a long walk to that pueblo. 224 00:19:16,619 --> 00:19:21,613 Especially with Lady Locust eating a swath across Texas. 225 00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:24,951 We can give you a car to ride to New Mexico... 226 00:19:25,528 --> 00:19:27,792 if you guys can use those guns. 227 00:19:27,864 --> 00:19:30,162 You take us to where a car be... 228 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:33,532 and these guns say you worry no longer. 229 00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:49,645 I used to be a rambler 230 00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:52,187 Ran from here to there 231 00:19:52,255 --> 00:19:54,587 But then one day I ran straight home 232 00:19:54,657 --> 00:19:57,217 And stopped my rambling 233 00:19:57,293 --> 00:19:59,955 When I first turned on the radio 234 00:20:00,030 --> 00:20:03,090 And I heard Glen Campbell sing 235 00:20:06,903 --> 00:20:08,962 All right, hold that note! 236 00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:13,402 That's close enough, stranger. 237 00:20:13,476 --> 00:20:15,205 I'm not no stranger. 238 00:20:15,278 --> 00:20:17,075 We met this morning. 239 00:20:17,213 --> 00:20:18,942 My hair looked neater then. 240 00:20:19,015 --> 00:20:20,573 Enough palaver. 241 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,208 You've got 17 seconds to beat it, or we open up. 242 00:20:24,954 --> 00:20:26,285 Okay, let them have it! 243 00:20:26,356 --> 00:20:27,789 Bronco Billy! 244 00:20:29,225 --> 00:20:31,420 You fired first, mister. It's on your head. 245 00:20:31,494 --> 00:20:33,052 Iron Eyes Cody! 246 00:20:33,463 --> 00:20:35,021 Randolph Scott! 247 00:20:35,765 --> 00:20:37,392 Johnny MacBrown! 248 00:20:38,134 --> 00:20:39,499 Kim McCoy! 249 00:20:40,370 --> 00:20:41,632 William S. Hart! 250 00:20:41,704 --> 00:20:43,228 Buster Crabbe! 251 00:20:45,608 --> 00:20:47,041 Fuzzy Navel! 252 00:20:48,178 --> 00:20:49,611 Gabby Hayes! 253 00:20:50,113 --> 00:20:51,375 Tom Mix! 254 00:20:52,582 --> 00:20:54,106 Lee Van Cleef! 255 00:20:54,551 --> 00:20:55,916 Jim Brown! 256 00:20:56,753 --> 00:20:58,846 Hey, babe, he's the only one, you know? 257 00:20:58,922 --> 00:21:00,321 Jim Arness! 258 00:21:01,991 --> 00:21:03,549 Burt Lancaster! 259 00:21:05,728 --> 00:21:07,719 Roy Rogers! Lash La Rue! 260 00:21:09,232 --> 00:21:10,290 Ward Bond! 261 00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:12,061 You're forcing me. 262 00:21:15,939 --> 00:21:17,338 Gene Autry! 263 00:21:21,778 --> 00:21:23,177 John Wayne! 264 00:21:51,107 --> 00:21:52,597 Are you hurt? 265 00:22:06,322 --> 00:22:09,348 I espied you from the proud tower in the town. 266 00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:11,521 Perchance I may be of service. 267 00:22:11,594 --> 00:22:14,461 Thank you, Edgar Allen, but we don't need your help, man. 268 00:22:14,531 --> 00:22:16,795 My man, he really burned them. 269 00:22:16,866 --> 00:22:18,493 There were no alternatives? 270 00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:22,402 Maybe I could have winged them with a Dale Robertson or a Clint Eastwood. 271 00:22:22,472 --> 00:22:24,963 Things are going great! See? 272 00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:27,874 Oftentimes I've heard those words repeated. 273 00:22:27,944 --> 00:22:31,141 Yet again the Red Death is visited upon the land. 274 00:22:31,381 --> 00:22:32,473 We will survive. 275 00:22:32,549 --> 00:22:34,710 The Edsel is faster than a speeding bullet. 276 00:22:34,784 --> 00:22:37,275 Flight may be the most reckless solution. 277 00:22:37,353 --> 00:22:40,288 Prince Prospero learned that the wicked find no solace. 278 00:22:40,356 --> 00:22:41,584 But we're not wicked. 279 00:22:41,658 --> 00:22:43,057 Not as yet. 280 00:22:43,293 --> 00:22:46,319 But now that you are sole heir to our world... 281 00:22:46,563 --> 00:22:50,932 you will have every opportunity to achieve wickedness. 282 00:24:31,367 --> 00:24:32,561 Hippie, baby! 283 00:24:32,635 --> 00:24:35,160 This is Howdy Man Jack talking the news at you. 284 00:24:35,238 --> 00:24:36,262 Can you dig it? 285 00:24:36,339 --> 00:24:39,570 We have lived four whole days without the help of electricity... 286 00:24:39,642 --> 00:24:43,305 jet planes, elder statesmen, New York, smog and pollution. 287 00:24:43,379 --> 00:24:45,006 That calls for a celebration. 288 00:24:45,081 --> 00:24:47,982 Look for the big 66 in the sky, baby! 289 00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:49,541 And howl! 290 00:25:07,904 --> 00:25:09,997 They wanted us to die 291 00:25:10,707 --> 00:25:13,005 But they were always dead 292 00:25:13,076 --> 00:25:15,510 They planned to kill the enemy 293 00:25:15,578 --> 00:25:18,103 But they killed themselves instead 294 00:25:18,514 --> 00:25:20,482 They were always evil 295 00:25:20,783 --> 00:25:22,876 Teaching about war and hate 296 00:25:23,386 --> 00:25:26,184 They had their chance and blew it, child 297 00:25:26,255 --> 00:25:28,416 And now they've met their fate 298 00:25:28,691 --> 00:25:31,159 Come on, cats and chickies 299 00:25:31,327 --> 00:25:33,591 You know what to do 300 00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:36,194 Now there's no more adults 301 00:25:36,466 --> 00:25:38,297 To try and bum trip you 302 00:25:38,368 --> 00:25:43,328 It's the world that we all dreamed of 303 00:25:44,374 --> 00:25:47,969 Come on, now's our chance 304 00:25:49,145 --> 00:25:53,912 It's the world that we all dreamed of 305 00:25:54,951 --> 00:25:58,409 Come on, now's our chance 306 00:25:59,622 --> 00:26:04,616 It's the world that we all dreamed of 307 00:26:05,194 --> 00:26:07,662 Come on, everybody, let's dance 308 00:26:07,730 --> 00:26:09,288 - Come on. - What? 309 00:26:10,299 --> 00:26:14,429 Would you please come on with me behind that screen and do it? 310 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,969 I'd rather masticate. 311 00:26:21,911 --> 00:26:26,746 It's the world that we all dreamed of 312 00:26:27,483 --> 00:26:30,646 Come on, everybody, let's dance 313 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,553 Hey, come on 314 00:26:49,672 --> 00:26:51,697 I am A.M. Radio. I am a prophet! 315 00:26:51,774 --> 00:26:53,799 I'm a leader! I'm God's road manager! 316 00:26:53,876 --> 00:26:56,140 I'm here to tell you what's happening. 317 00:26:56,212 --> 00:26:59,340 I know where it's at, man. I tell it like it is. I sock it to you. 318 00:26:59,415 --> 00:27:00,575 I am A.M. Radio. 319 00:27:00,650 --> 00:27:02,743 All that and more. Yes, guys and girls. 320 00:27:02,819 --> 00:27:03,877 Cats and kitties. 321 00:27:03,953 --> 00:27:06,581 I'm as close to a God figure as anyone who ever lived. 322 00:27:06,656 --> 00:27:09,022 As a matter of fact, if I'm not the Godhead... 323 00:27:09,091 --> 00:27:11,082 Get it, gang? God? Head? 324 00:27:12,295 --> 00:27:15,389 If I'm not the Godhead, will the real God play something for me? 325 00:27:15,465 --> 00:27:18,127 This is the real God speaking. 326 00:27:18,234 --> 00:27:21,397 Will the owner of the dark-blue Mustang convertible... 327 00:27:21,471 --> 00:27:24,406 license number TUV 525... 328 00:27:24,474 --> 00:27:27,034 please turn off your parking lights? 329 00:27:30,246 --> 00:27:32,339 Here we stand in the New World 330 00:27:32,415 --> 00:27:34,576 We're gonna make it better 331 00:27:34,650 --> 00:27:36,584 We're gonna start a new way of living 332 00:27:36,652 --> 00:27:38,984 Can't you feel it getting together? 333 00:27:39,055 --> 00:27:41,216 Tomorrow's the start of a brand-new day 334 00:27:41,290 --> 00:27:43,121 Yesterday's cast and gone 335 00:27:43,192 --> 00:27:44,887 What do they call you? 336 00:27:44,961 --> 00:27:46,053 Zoe. 337 00:27:51,834 --> 00:27:54,530 The beginning 338 00:27:56,639 --> 00:28:00,234 This is 339 00:28:00,409 --> 00:28:03,139 the beginning 340 00:28:05,114 --> 00:28:07,241 Love each other every day 341 00:28:07,316 --> 00:28:09,511 Forget about the way it used to be 342 00:28:09,585 --> 00:28:11,519 We got ourselves a whole new thing 343 00:28:11,587 --> 00:28:14,021 And everybody's going to be free 344 00:28:14,090 --> 00:28:16,217 Here we stand in the New World 345 00:28:16,292 --> 00:28:18,453 We're going to make it better 346 00:28:18,528 --> 00:28:20,587 We're going to start a new way of living 347 00:28:20,663 --> 00:28:22,995 Can't you feel it getting together? 348 00:28:23,065 --> 00:28:26,831 This is 349 00:28:26,903 --> 00:28:29,895 the beginning 350 00:28:31,674 --> 00:28:35,337 This is 351 00:28:35,411 --> 00:28:38,676 the beginning 352 00:28:57,233 --> 00:28:58,723 Arrowfeather! 353 00:29:19,488 --> 00:29:20,580 Zoe! 354 00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:24,816 Arrowfeather! 355 00:29:37,073 --> 00:29:38,506 Who was she? 356 00:29:39,075 --> 00:29:40,303 A gift. 357 00:29:40,576 --> 00:29:42,510 Did she make you happy? 358 00:29:44,981 --> 00:29:46,846 I thought of another beautiful word. 359 00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:48,440 What? Tell me. 360 00:29:48,951 --> 00:29:51,078 No, I can't. It's personal. 361 00:29:51,954 --> 00:29:53,444 It's private. 362 00:30:05,334 --> 00:30:06,426 Zoe. 363 00:30:08,771 --> 00:30:10,261 Arrowfeather. 364 00:32:27,443 --> 00:32:29,775 Hold still, you little wildcat! 365 00:32:30,179 --> 00:32:31,976 Not you, idiot! Her! 366 00:32:32,815 --> 00:32:34,510 Let go of my foot! 367 00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:36,012 Get her! 368 00:32:36,485 --> 00:32:38,214 That's it! 369 00:32:45,261 --> 00:32:46,387 Okay. 370 00:32:47,696 --> 00:32:49,493 Up against the wall. 371 00:32:49,765 --> 00:32:51,426 That's a penalty. 372 00:32:51,634 --> 00:32:53,192 You're offside! 373 00:32:53,803 --> 00:32:55,168 Five yards! 374 00:32:56,405 --> 00:32:58,669 We demand an explanation! 375 00:33:00,676 --> 00:33:03,611 You're officially Red Shirts for the Warriors... 376 00:33:03,679 --> 00:33:06,443 champions of the Texas gridiron of life. 377 00:33:07,349 --> 00:33:10,113 You'll be given certain assignments. 378 00:33:10,186 --> 00:33:14,122 If you carry them out, you'll be applauded as part of the team. 379 00:33:14,990 --> 00:33:18,084 If you fail, you'll be cut. 380 00:33:19,094 --> 00:33:20,652 Into the truck. 381 00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:23,289 The clock is ticking away. 382 00:33:24,099 --> 00:33:25,657 Take your hands off me, man! 383 00:33:25,734 --> 00:33:27,031 I'll break your balls! 384 00:33:44,453 --> 00:33:47,081 We've gotta kill! We've gotta kill! 385 00:34:03,405 --> 00:34:06,306 Okay, team, that was a lot better this time. 386 00:34:06,375 --> 00:34:08,400 Now go back and do it again. 387 00:34:08,477 --> 00:34:10,604 - And hustle! - Right, coach. 388 00:34:11,647 --> 00:34:14,480 I'm a little hard on you, because I like you. 389 00:34:14,550 --> 00:34:16,814 You just may have a lot of Warrior potential. 390 00:34:16,886 --> 00:34:18,911 But you've got to hang in there. 391 00:34:32,401 --> 00:34:33,766 All right! 392 00:34:34,270 --> 00:34:38,297 Remember, the bigger the wall, the harder they fall. 393 00:34:38,407 --> 00:34:40,466 Now, run it one more time. 394 00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:43,302 Beat 'em on your left 395 00:34:43,445 --> 00:34:45,072 Beat 'em on your right 396 00:34:45,147 --> 00:34:48,344 Dynamite, exterminate, fight, fight, fight! 397 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,284 Jason, I won't be able to play tomorrow. 398 00:34:55,324 --> 00:34:57,417 It's the old shoulder injury. 399 00:34:57,493 --> 00:34:58,721 You coward! 400 00:34:58,794 --> 00:35:01,456 I'm ashamed of calling you my brother. 401 00:35:02,197 --> 00:35:06,190 Listen, when the One Great Scorer comes to mark against your name... 402 00:35:06,335 --> 00:35:08,997 he marks only if you've won or lost... 403 00:35:09,171 --> 00:35:11,196 not how you played the game. 404 00:35:11,273 --> 00:35:13,070 You're starting tomorrow, Brandon! 405 00:35:13,776 --> 00:35:15,744 Warriors are lovers 406 00:35:15,811 --> 00:35:17,403 Warriors are tough 407 00:35:17,479 --> 00:35:20,676 We're so busy cheering, they never get enough 408 00:35:22,318 --> 00:35:24,445 Now for the instant replay. 409 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,420 Jason, keep your eye on Number 30. 410 00:35:26,488 --> 00:35:29,389 That's young, blond Dave Carnegie from Odessa, Texas... 411 00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:32,291 a boy to watch this season, a real comer. 412 00:35:35,597 --> 00:35:37,428 You call that a rape? 413 00:35:37,666 --> 00:35:39,361 You let her score! 414 00:35:39,468 --> 00:35:41,231 Now go do it again. 415 00:35:42,404 --> 00:35:44,429 I'll work with you later. 416 00:35:48,243 --> 00:35:49,835 That's the Mole. 417 00:35:49,912 --> 00:35:52,278 - He doesn't talk. - Hi, everybody. 418 00:35:52,781 --> 00:35:54,578 - It's on. - What's on? 419 00:35:54,917 --> 00:35:55,975 The escape. 420 00:36:03,092 --> 00:36:04,457 Thank you. 421 00:36:04,526 --> 00:36:06,494 All right, hold it down. 422 00:36:06,762 --> 00:36:08,286 That's enough! 423 00:36:08,664 --> 00:36:09,790 Okay! 424 00:36:14,737 --> 00:36:16,295 Listen up! 425 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:21,836 Warriors, tomorrow's the big one. 426 00:36:23,278 --> 00:36:24,939 The big one! 427 00:36:26,248 --> 00:36:29,012 The one we've been aiming at all season. 428 00:36:29,485 --> 00:36:32,511 Tomorrow, we're going to sack El Paso! 429 00:36:35,657 --> 00:36:38,182 You all know El Paso's a good city. 430 00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:41,759 And on any given Saturday, she can be a great city. 431 00:36:42,197 --> 00:36:46,293 And I don't have to tell you that El Paso's going to be up for us! 432 00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:49,829 I only hope we're ready for El Paso! 433 00:36:50,606 --> 00:36:55,566 I guess you know I take a great deal of pride in each and every one of you people. 434 00:36:55,811 --> 00:36:59,042 But I've got to tell you that after the way you looked today... 435 00:36:59,114 --> 00:37:01,582 I don't know if we're good enough to beat El Paso. 436 00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:04,778 And I'm sure the films will bear me out on this. 437 00:37:06,255 --> 00:37:10,123 If you think El Paso is just another sacking, you are wrong! 438 00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:13,557 We could go bigtime if we beat El Paso. 439 00:37:14,563 --> 00:37:15,825 Top ten. 440 00:37:16,565 --> 00:37:17,930 Bowl bids. 441 00:37:19,068 --> 00:37:22,663 But if you Warriors can't show a little more barbarism... 442 00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:26,366 we're going to get ourselves skinned out there tomorrow. 443 00:37:26,675 --> 00:37:29,337 The only thing that counts is winning. 444 00:37:30,679 --> 00:37:34,376 And to win, you have to want to win. 445 00:37:35,217 --> 00:37:38,152 And what does the Great Coach in the Sky call that? 446 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:39,619 Spirit! 447 00:37:39,688 --> 00:37:41,747 Did someone say "spirit"? 448 00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:42,813 Yes! 449 00:37:42,891 --> 00:37:45,883 - Are we going to beat El Paso tomorrow? - Yes! 450 00:37:45,961 --> 00:37:48,896 - What are we going to do to El Paso? - Burn it! 451 00:37:48,964 --> 00:37:51,990 - And the El Paso personnel? - Kill them! 452 00:37:52,067 --> 00:37:54,399 - Who is? - Warriors! 453 00:37:54,470 --> 00:37:58,133 - One more time! - One more time! 454 00:38:06,915 --> 00:38:07,904 Kill them! 455 00:38:08,383 --> 00:38:09,850 F- A-S-C 456 00:38:09,918 --> 00:38:11,818 l- S-T 457 00:38:11,887 --> 00:38:15,152 Yeah, fascist! 458 00:38:16,291 --> 00:38:18,282 Don't let them get away! 459 00:38:37,112 --> 00:38:39,808 Hitler, Hitler, he's our man 460 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:42,749 If he can't do it, Jason can 461 00:38:45,187 --> 00:38:48,452 Two, four, six, eight, who do we annihilate? 462 00:38:48,524 --> 00:38:50,856 Everybody! 463 00:39:55,524 --> 00:39:57,788 I think I found the front door! 464 00:39:59,027 --> 00:40:00,551 Over here. 465 00:40:01,496 --> 00:40:04,294 Why is it only two bedrooms? No southern exposure! 466 00:40:04,366 --> 00:40:07,028 Cheer up, baby. I'll find you a doctor in Socorro. 467 00:40:07,102 --> 00:40:09,332 I'd rather have an architect. 468 00:40:10,906 --> 00:40:12,897 What is this place? 469 00:40:13,008 --> 00:40:15,340 You don't understand! I'm fine! 470 00:40:22,718 --> 00:40:25,551 Drop that fluoride, you Commie anarchist! 471 00:40:27,122 --> 00:40:28,783 Sounds like it's empty. 472 00:40:28,857 --> 00:40:31,382 Sounds like it's out of tune to me. 473 00:40:32,127 --> 00:40:34,527 Could you bring me back some chow mein? 474 00:40:34,596 --> 00:40:36,621 Won't fit in the canteen. 475 00:40:37,466 --> 00:40:38,626 I'm Dr. Drake. 476 00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:42,329 I can give you a bogus prescription for 30 ccs of Methedrine... 477 00:40:42,404 --> 00:40:44,872 and there's an albino druggist in Waxahachie... 478 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,771 and he can fill it for you... 479 00:40:46,842 --> 00:40:50,710 for $25. 480 00:40:51,046 --> 00:40:54,243 Or I can get you 100 five-grain caps for $50. 481 00:40:54,316 --> 00:40:55,476 What'll it be? 482 00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:56,949 We don't have any money. 483 00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:59,214 Listen, there's lots of money in medicine. 484 00:40:59,288 --> 00:41:01,984 I can get you into any medical school in the country. 485 00:41:02,057 --> 00:41:03,718 We've got a problem. 486 00:41:03,792 --> 00:41:08,161 If you haven't got the grades, you can tell them you're my son. 487 00:41:09,164 --> 00:41:13,624 Hello, Agnes, can you hold all the calls for the next 30 minutes, please? 488 00:41:13,769 --> 00:41:15,862 - Where are you taking me? - House call. 489 00:41:15,937 --> 00:41:18,735 Wait a minute! 490 00:41:18,807 --> 00:41:20,968 I don't dig the house-call jokes... 491 00:41:21,043 --> 00:41:24,570 or the anti-doctor humor that's rampant in this country. 492 00:41:24,646 --> 00:41:26,307 What seems to be the problem? 493 00:41:26,381 --> 00:41:28,941 A girl's going to have a baby, Jack. 494 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,546 Tell her to take an aspirin, and call me if it gets worse. 495 00:41:34,623 --> 00:41:36,921 - Get the door, Hoop. - What are you guys doing? 496 00:41:36,992 --> 00:41:39,358 Everything's all right. It's okay, I'm coming. 497 00:41:45,434 --> 00:41:46,765 Get her legs. 498 00:41:52,007 --> 00:41:54,840 If I'd only taken karate lessons instead of ballet. 499 00:42:01,883 --> 00:42:04,044 Help! Police! 500 00:42:07,456 --> 00:42:08,855 Did you see that? 501 00:42:09,257 --> 00:42:10,656 Darn anarchists. 502 00:42:10,959 --> 00:42:12,221 Hey, you. 503 00:42:13,495 --> 00:42:16,726 You can use my car but it's going to be an extra charge. 504 00:42:16,798 --> 00:42:18,493 Come on! 505 00:42:20,335 --> 00:42:21,859 We can do it here. 506 00:42:27,843 --> 00:42:29,401 Well, boys... 507 00:42:35,016 --> 00:42:37,211 I'm first. I'm the oldest. 508 00:42:37,352 --> 00:42:39,547 Like hell. I'm first, I'm the toughest. 509 00:42:39,621 --> 00:42:41,486 - But I'm the best. - I'm the fastest. 510 00:42:41,556 --> 00:42:43,387 - I'm the slowest. - I'm the sadist. 511 00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:46,086 - You're first, shorty. - This is none of your business. 512 00:42:46,194 --> 00:42:48,560 I'm the rapee, I should have something to say. 513 00:42:48,663 --> 00:42:50,221 You're next and then you. 514 00:42:50,332 --> 00:42:51,822 Come on, honey. 515 00:43:03,812 --> 00:43:06,042 Everything's going to be all right. 516 00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:07,740 Are you all right? 517 00:43:07,849 --> 00:43:11,114 Everything's going to be all right. This is Dr. Drake. 518 00:43:11,219 --> 00:43:14,586 I think you got the spelling wrong. It ends in an "E". 519 00:43:16,124 --> 00:43:18,490 He's going to deliver the baby. 520 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,551 All right. Everybody out! 521 00:43:22,230 --> 00:43:24,664 Rip up the water and boil the sheets. 522 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,925 There's something I have to ask you. 523 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:31,298 Are you now or have you ever been a member of any organization... 524 00:43:31,373 --> 00:43:34,740 that advocates the violent overthrow of the government of the USA? 525 00:43:36,144 --> 00:43:37,975 - Yes. - Which one? 526 00:43:39,448 --> 00:43:42,474 The Paul Revere and the Raiders Fan Club. 527 00:43:46,054 --> 00:43:48,852 Marissa, are you pregnant or something? 528 00:43:49,224 --> 00:43:50,213 Yes. 529 00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:51,719 Since when? 530 00:43:53,929 --> 00:43:57,797 Since Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels played the Astrodome. 531 00:43:58,033 --> 00:44:01,196 Marissa, it appears you're going to have a baby. 532 00:44:09,811 --> 00:44:11,904 Coralee, how long's Cilla been missing? 533 00:44:12,147 --> 00:44:13,910 A couple hours. 534 00:44:18,653 --> 00:44:21,247 Hooper, help me look for her, will you? 535 00:44:37,706 --> 00:44:39,333 Raincoat Harry! 536 00:44:57,259 --> 00:44:59,193 Dr. William Beardsley speculated... 537 00:44:59,261 --> 00:45:01,821 that when the sexual needs of contemporary women... 538 00:45:01,897 --> 00:45:04,889 are manifested overtly, becoming akin to those of the males... 539 00:45:05,033 --> 00:45:08,366 the male's basic sexual drives could be altered drastically. 540 00:45:08,603 --> 00:45:11,800 But as Dr. Mary Louise Velour answered: 541 00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,067 "Work it out, fellas." 542 00:45:16,878 --> 00:45:18,505 Okay, hold it. 543 00:45:19,281 --> 00:45:20,714 Who can move? 544 00:45:25,987 --> 00:45:27,784 I'm not cold. 545 00:45:28,757 --> 00:45:30,122 Did they? 546 00:45:31,660 --> 00:45:35,460 They say, "If it's going to happen, you might as well lay back and enjoy it." 547 00:45:35,530 --> 00:45:37,930 - "Lie back." - Anyway, I found a new word. 548 00:45:38,033 --> 00:45:39,193 What? 549 00:45:39,768 --> 00:45:41,099 Arrowfeather? 550 00:45:41,603 --> 00:45:43,230 Zoe! 551 00:45:56,484 --> 00:45:58,145 Listen to me! Listen! 552 00:45:58,286 --> 00:46:01,915 You were wonderful, really, but I just decided against it. 553 00:46:02,090 --> 00:46:06,925 It's a sign that she absolutely refuses to have a baby. 554 00:46:08,697 --> 00:46:12,565 I just can't bring a child into this kind of a world. 555 00:46:13,602 --> 00:46:15,035 Maybe later. 556 00:46:16,271 --> 00:46:17,898 Huh, Carlos? 557 00:47:27,809 --> 00:47:30,676 I've been watching you people for some time now. 558 00:47:31,112 --> 00:47:32,875 Who are you, anyway? 559 00:47:33,314 --> 00:47:35,009 I'm a Texas Ranger... 560 00:47:35,216 --> 00:47:37,275 of the Texas Rangers. 561 00:47:37,686 --> 00:47:41,383 Though steeped in tradition and glorious history... 562 00:47:41,523 --> 00:47:43,616 we still remain the most modern... 563 00:47:43,692 --> 00:47:47,025 forward-looking, peace-keeping agency in the world today. 564 00:47:49,164 --> 00:47:51,655 Your breath smells like Tootsie Rolls. 565 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:53,899 I'm sorry... 566 00:47:54,969 --> 00:47:56,869 It's been a long, lonely stakeout. 567 00:47:57,305 --> 00:48:00,274 I'm out here looking for some runaway slaves. 568 00:48:00,542 --> 00:48:03,238 If you hear anything you'll let me know, won't you? 569 00:48:03,311 --> 00:48:05,506 Remember, we always get our man. 570 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,643 No, that's the Mounties. 571 00:48:10,151 --> 00:48:12,711 We don't like your type in these parts, kid. 572 00:48:13,054 --> 00:48:15,989 Dirty, unwashed, hippie anarchist coming into Texas. 573 00:48:16,357 --> 00:48:18,621 Texas, man? This is New Mexico. 574 00:48:18,727 --> 00:48:21,127 - That's right. - New Mexico? 575 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,659 No wonder I feel so ineffectual. 576 00:48:27,836 --> 00:48:31,101 I'm out of my natural environment. Pardon me, ma'am. 577 00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:32,838 Have a good day. 578 00:48:34,075 --> 00:48:35,440 It's our image. 579 00:48:36,077 --> 00:48:37,806 We're scaring people. 580 00:48:38,012 --> 00:48:41,345 Sloppy, dirty, long-haired, food-stained. 581 00:48:42,016 --> 00:48:44,576 We've got to immerse ourselves in respectability. 582 00:48:44,753 --> 00:48:46,220 Dress invisibly. 583 00:48:46,488 --> 00:48:48,888 Like the silent majority. Fit in. 584 00:48:49,023 --> 00:48:50,183 Conform. 585 00:48:50,425 --> 00:48:52,689 Levine's! I think I have an account here. 586 00:48:52,827 --> 00:48:54,419 We all do now. 587 00:48:55,330 --> 00:48:56,820 I got one left in the roll. 588 00:48:56,898 --> 00:48:58,695 Let me get all of you. 589 00:49:01,035 --> 00:49:03,162 Now smile. 590 00:49:03,304 --> 00:49:05,033 - Good. - A country club! 591 00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:06,129 Fore! 592 00:49:08,510 --> 00:49:10,341 Look, our kind of people. 593 00:49:10,411 --> 00:49:12,072 We'll fit right in. 594 00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:24,952 - Hi, we're... - We know who you are. 595 00:49:25,593 --> 00:49:27,788 - Who am I? - Don't get metaphysical. 596 00:49:27,896 --> 00:49:31,423 You're the filthy trash who tear up and down the fairways... 597 00:49:31,599 --> 00:49:34,159 crazy with dope smoke and cheap wine... 598 00:49:34,302 --> 00:49:38,466 seducing young, innocent girls, while us decent folk foot the bill. 599 00:49:38,940 --> 00:49:40,407 Get the marshal! 600 00:49:48,883 --> 00:49:50,578 What's going on here? 601 00:49:50,685 --> 00:49:52,243 We caught this riff raff... 602 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,448 just about to rip off our beautiful course, Marshal McLuhan. 603 00:49:55,523 --> 00:49:57,650 No, we were just playing through. 604 00:49:57,859 --> 00:50:00,020 I say we run them out of town. 605 00:50:02,931 --> 00:50:05,229 That's not the American way. 606 00:50:06,568 --> 00:50:10,368 Underneath those ridiculous clothes and destructive attitudes... 607 00:50:10,638 --> 00:50:13,801 there beats a heart crying, "Give me another chance." 608 00:50:15,043 --> 00:50:16,135 Who knows? 609 00:50:16,377 --> 00:50:18,845 They may be just around the dogleg... 610 00:50:19,113 --> 00:50:20,580 from good citizenship. 611 00:50:26,054 --> 00:50:29,751 Everything you need to make it here is in that machine. 612 00:50:31,259 --> 00:50:32,851 Opportunity... 613 00:50:33,161 --> 00:50:34,788 security... 614 00:50:35,563 --> 00:50:36,996 self-respect. 615 00:50:41,469 --> 00:50:44,597 One day, you may be wearing this insignia. 616 00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:48,106 And that's democracy in action. 617 00:51:00,088 --> 00:51:03,319 You know, a good woman is like a steel brush. 618 00:51:04,092 --> 00:51:05,719 Think about it. 619 00:51:14,836 --> 00:51:16,963 When I was your color, son... 620 00:51:17,071 --> 00:51:19,835 I made up my mind to be head pro here. 621 00:51:20,775 --> 00:51:23,300 I used to go home at nights and I'd say... 622 00:51:23,378 --> 00:51:26,313 "Someday I'll own this place." 623 00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:41,891 What's happening? 624 00:51:41,996 --> 00:51:45,193 I'm escaping. I can't stay another minute in this sand trap. 625 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:48,560 What about opportunity, future, head pro and all that jazz? 626 00:51:48,703 --> 00:51:50,967 Not with an 18 handicap on this course. 627 00:52:23,538 --> 00:52:26,029 If this isn't Heaven, don't tell me! 628 00:52:28,876 --> 00:52:30,275 I love it! 629 00:52:32,013 --> 00:52:33,412 Hop it up, Coel! 630 00:52:38,353 --> 00:52:39,411 Marissa! 631 00:52:40,755 --> 00:52:42,746 Marissa, come on, we're leaving. 632 00:52:43,725 --> 00:52:45,522 No, I can't leave. 633 00:52:45,793 --> 00:52:48,284 This is old-time, Carlos! Old-time! 634 00:52:48,429 --> 00:52:51,193 - Carlos, you've got make her. - What about the baby? 635 00:52:51,499 --> 00:52:54,263 This may be the best place for the baby and me. 636 00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:03,977 Come on, Carlos! 637 00:53:05,413 --> 00:53:06,744 Come on. 638 00:53:15,390 --> 00:53:18,086 I hope you find what you're looking for! 639 00:53:23,164 --> 00:53:24,859 They're escaping. 640 00:53:25,133 --> 00:53:27,294 Chop them down. 641 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,332 All right, men! 642 00:54:07,442 --> 00:54:11,003 They're approaching the 14th green approximately 180 yards out. 643 00:54:11,145 --> 00:54:12,942 Four iron, men. 644 00:54:15,950 --> 00:54:17,110 Grip! 645 00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:20,209 Stance! 646 00:54:21,255 --> 00:54:22,654 Swing! 647 00:54:27,061 --> 00:54:28,688 They're heading for out-of-bounds. 648 00:54:28,763 --> 00:54:30,060 Driver, men. 649 00:54:31,399 --> 00:54:32,457 Grip! 650 00:54:33,634 --> 00:54:34,828 Stance! 651 00:54:35,837 --> 00:54:36,826 Swing! 652 00:54:40,875 --> 00:54:41,933 Grip! 653 00:54:42,743 --> 00:54:43,801 Stance! 654 00:54:44,412 --> 00:54:45,401 Swing! 655 00:54:46,180 --> 00:54:47,169 Swing! 656 00:54:47,482 --> 00:54:48,471 Swing! 657 00:54:48,883 --> 00:54:49,872 Swing! 658 00:54:53,888 --> 00:54:55,719 Swing at will! 659 00:54:56,324 --> 00:54:57,951 Which one is Will? 660 00:54:59,694 --> 00:55:01,719 We'll bomb them back to the Stone Age. 661 00:55:03,030 --> 00:55:04,691 Swing for effect! 662 00:55:04,799 --> 00:55:06,767 - Which one is... - Swing, stupid! 663 00:55:14,876 --> 00:55:18,277 You men may be asking yourselves, "Why are we here?" 664 00:55:18,446 --> 00:55:19,970 May I tell you why? 665 00:55:20,214 --> 00:55:24,514 If they take the 17th fairway, the 15th and 16th will fall immediately. 666 00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:27,813 But we've got more pressing problems right here in our own club. 667 00:55:27,889 --> 00:55:31,450 This club will be run by the democratic process whether you like it or not. 668 00:55:31,526 --> 00:55:33,153 The tournament committee has ruled... 669 00:55:33,227 --> 00:55:35,787 that you can't pursue them across the water hazard. 670 00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:37,728 The committee bears investigation. 671 00:55:37,798 --> 00:55:39,823 There's an internal security problem here. 672 00:55:39,901 --> 00:55:41,835 But your brother's on the committee. 673 00:55:41,903 --> 00:55:45,202 The membership committee would like to know when you plan to withdraw. 674 00:55:45,306 --> 00:55:48,639 I refuse to be pinned down to any timetable. 675 00:56:30,585 --> 00:56:31,916 Look what the army left us! 676 00:56:31,986 --> 00:56:33,783 More surplus food! 677 00:56:33,988 --> 00:56:36,582 My kingdom for a can opener! 678 00:56:38,092 --> 00:56:42,028 At least we found out that 1938 was a good year for creamed chicken. 679 00:56:42,096 --> 00:56:43,859 Kentucky-fried, baby! 680 00:56:47,201 --> 00:56:51,069 I heartily recommend the diced asparagus. 681 00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:53,099 Coralee! 682 00:56:53,774 --> 00:56:55,503 What's the matter? 683 00:56:55,743 --> 00:56:56,767 What? 684 00:56:56,877 --> 00:57:00,335 Hooper, you know my deepest, darkest fear? 685 00:57:00,615 --> 00:57:03,140 It's been realized. 686 00:57:03,284 --> 00:57:05,013 I've lost my appetite. 687 00:57:05,253 --> 00:57:07,244 That's wonderful. 688 00:57:07,321 --> 00:57:10,017 I may waste away into a dwarf. 689 00:57:13,894 --> 00:57:16,226 At least a dwarf can get a little. 690 00:57:16,330 --> 00:57:18,628 They only need a little. 691 00:57:19,634 --> 00:57:21,898 You know what they say, Coralee: 692 00:57:23,671 --> 00:57:24,933 "Love... 693 00:57:25,539 --> 00:57:29,031 "is a two-headed monster." 694 00:57:30,144 --> 00:57:33,477 Hooper, coming to grips with one another. 695 00:57:37,718 --> 00:57:40,482 When can I make you happy? 696 00:57:41,889 --> 00:57:45,325 Fortunately, I do have the rest of the night off. 697 00:57:53,868 --> 00:57:56,098 Are you feeling any of this? 698 00:57:56,170 --> 00:57:58,229 I'm feeling a little hungry. 699 00:57:58,439 --> 00:57:59,997 I knew it. 700 00:58:05,046 --> 00:58:07,879 Hoop, you know what? When I'm finished eating... 701 00:58:08,115 --> 00:58:09,582 you know what we'll do? 702 00:58:09,650 --> 00:58:13,245 We'll loll upon the silken sheets and we'll commune with Eros. 703 00:58:13,321 --> 00:58:15,983 Can't you think of a better word for it than that? 704 00:58:18,693 --> 00:58:20,388 What was that? A bomb? 705 00:58:22,096 --> 00:58:24,360 It sounded more ironic than that. 706 00:58:33,174 --> 00:58:34,766 What happened, Hoop? 707 00:58:35,142 --> 00:58:36,700 Where's Coralee? 708 00:58:36,911 --> 00:58:38,276 What's wrong? 709 00:58:38,879 --> 00:58:41,211 She ate and ate... 710 00:58:43,184 --> 00:58:46,017 smiling and glowing. 711 00:58:46,287 --> 00:58:49,381 And then one small... 712 00:58:49,790 --> 00:58:52,190 final anchovy... 713 00:58:54,195 --> 00:58:55,355 Pop! 714 00:58:56,297 --> 00:58:59,027 Hoop, don't blame yourself. 715 00:58:59,266 --> 00:59:02,429 Just think of how happy she was when she went off. 716 00:59:03,070 --> 00:59:05,231 It was almost perfect. 717 00:59:12,413 --> 00:59:14,643 I want to be alone. 718 00:59:18,119 --> 00:59:20,553 I hope you find a girl and fall in love. 719 00:59:20,721 --> 00:59:23,451 You can bet if Hooper finds love, he'll fall in it. 720 00:59:24,225 --> 00:59:26,420 If we've learned anything from all of this... 721 00:59:26,494 --> 00:59:29,258 it's that some of us are just never satisfied. 722 00:59:30,030 --> 00:59:33,727 I thought it was: "People who eat army food often end up dead." 723 00:59:54,722 --> 00:59:57,919 They started out full of promise, and new ideas. 724 00:59:58,893 --> 01:00:00,884 Are they really any different, Lenore? 725 01:00:01,128 --> 01:00:03,562 They've seen the signs. They've been warned. 726 01:00:03,898 --> 01:00:07,766 Our dear friend Roderick Usher was warned. And yet he persisted. 727 01:00:08,335 --> 01:00:11,566 He was your creation. You could've kept him from falling. 728 01:00:11,872 --> 01:00:13,430 Sometimes we lose patience. 729 01:00:13,941 --> 01:00:15,909 Even with our own creations. 730 01:00:16,243 --> 01:00:18,302 Don't I know it, Edgar? 731 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,153 We come in peace for all mankind! 732 01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:31,190 Yes we do! 733 01:00:38,399 --> 01:00:39,764 Operator. 734 01:00:40,034 --> 01:00:43,162 Where the hell were you when there was somebody left to call? 735 01:00:45,706 --> 01:00:48,834 - What is it, white eyes? - One small step for man... 736 01:00:48,909 --> 01:00:52,003 Cool it! You've been singing that tune for the last 500 years. 737 01:00:52,079 --> 01:00:53,876 Are you hostile or something? 738 01:00:54,014 --> 01:00:56,482 Did I give that impression? I'm sorry. 739 01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:59,514 I'm too stoned from the celebration to be hostile. 740 01:00:59,653 --> 01:01:01,780 Are you celebrating an Indian ritual? 741 01:01:01,989 --> 01:01:04,355 - A victory, paleface. - What victory? 742 01:01:04,525 --> 01:01:07,221 Haven't you noticed? We've got America back! 743 01:01:07,361 --> 01:01:10,330 They're just tourists. Bring out some of the usual crap. 744 01:01:10,397 --> 01:01:12,388 We can't afford to buy anything... 745 01:01:12,533 --> 01:01:15,661 Listen, sweetheart. It's our turn to be generous now. 746 01:01:16,170 --> 01:01:18,832 Everything you gave us, you can have it all back. 747 01:01:18,973 --> 01:01:21,498 A shitty doll made in Fire Island. 748 01:01:21,609 --> 01:01:24,043 Hopi rugs woven in who knows where? Japan. 749 01:01:24,245 --> 01:01:25,473 Take it all back! 750 01:01:25,679 --> 01:01:27,943 Your schools, your God... 751 01:01:28,249 --> 01:01:32,185 your booze, your silly smallpox and especially Columbus Day! 752 01:01:32,386 --> 01:01:34,752 Thanks for everything, but we can live without it. 753 01:01:34,822 --> 01:01:36,722 But you don't understand... 754 01:01:39,527 --> 01:01:41,791 He just gave us back the English language. 755 01:02:33,847 --> 01:02:35,474 What took you so long? 756 01:02:45,326 --> 01:02:48,295 These four came in on a magic yellow horse. 757 01:02:48,729 --> 01:02:51,163 - Brothers and sisters, welcome! - Thank you. 758 01:02:51,298 --> 01:02:54,131 We have a couple of questions about this place. 759 01:02:54,435 --> 01:02:57,165 I know the answers. Every one of them. 760 01:02:58,539 --> 01:03:01,099 I had a rousing speech of welcome. 761 01:03:02,710 --> 01:03:05,042 The hell with it! I'll wing it. 762 01:03:05,980 --> 01:03:08,574 We're all here... 763 01:03:09,416 --> 01:03:11,316 in this pueblo... 764 01:03:12,152 --> 01:03:13,779 because we want to be. 765 01:03:15,723 --> 01:03:18,624 We can all make a contribution... 766 01:03:19,126 --> 01:03:21,492 by doing what you enjoy doing. 767 01:03:22,029 --> 01:03:24,725 There's food, shelter... 768 01:03:24,965 --> 01:03:27,365 friendship and love here. 769 01:03:27,868 --> 01:03:30,336 There's no violence. None. 770 01:03:30,871 --> 01:03:33,431 No thought of it. Only love. 771 01:03:35,476 --> 01:03:37,501 The speech goes something like that. 772 01:03:38,145 --> 01:03:39,578 Beautiful. 773 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,314 - But does it mean anything? - Not yet. 774 01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:44,775 But we can give it meaning if we live by it. 775 01:03:45,653 --> 01:03:48,554 We're anxious to make this pueblo come alive. 776 01:03:48,756 --> 01:03:50,951 And we can only do that with people. 777 01:03:52,593 --> 01:03:53,617 What's this? 778 01:03:53,694 --> 01:03:56,629 The National Park Service left all of this. 779 01:03:56,697 --> 01:03:58,392 Just follow the arrows. 780 01:03:59,566 --> 01:04:02,034 Pueblo Heights, take three. Go, baby. 781 01:04:02,503 --> 01:04:04,164 Hi, folks. 782 01:04:04,304 --> 01:04:06,966 Have you ever envied your 17th-century friends... 783 01:04:07,041 --> 01:04:09,441 when they talk about the fabulous land buys... 784 01:04:09,510 --> 01:04:12,343 they made on Manhattan Island 300 years ago? 785 01:04:13,247 --> 01:04:14,475 Are we recording? 786 01:04:14,548 --> 01:04:16,675 - Sure, man. Want a hit? - Put that away. 787 01:04:16,750 --> 01:04:19,014 How many times have you asked. 788 01:04:19,119 --> 01:04:21,019 "Where do I go when it's all over? 789 01:04:21,121 --> 01:04:24,352 "Where's the place to be after the next boom hits?" 790 01:04:25,793 --> 01:04:28,762 It's time you considered the pueblo of Acoma... 791 01:04:28,896 --> 01:04:31,990 the oldest continuously occupied city in North America. 792 01:04:32,066 --> 01:04:35,194 Our cultural center consists of an arsenal museum... 793 01:04:35,269 --> 01:04:36,930 a symbol of the evil of the past... 794 01:04:37,037 --> 01:04:40,404 and a library, a symbol of the good from the past. 795 01:04:40,474 --> 01:04:42,704 The paths are in. The corn is in. 796 01:04:42,776 --> 01:04:44,573 The grass is in! 797 01:04:44,645 --> 01:04:46,135 Light industry is in. 798 01:04:46,213 --> 01:04:49,705 But freeways, steel mills, and pollution are definitely out. 799 01:04:49,883 --> 01:04:52,818 Acoma is completely capable of supporting herself. 800 01:04:52,886 --> 01:04:54,615 We grow our own, man. 801 01:04:54,688 --> 01:04:57,486 Hiking facilities are within easy walking distance. 802 01:04:57,558 --> 01:04:59,082 I can't make it, man. 803 01:04:59,159 --> 01:05:02,287 Now is the time to act if you want to get in on the ground floor. 804 01:05:02,362 --> 01:05:05,092 However, if you desire a choice view... 805 01:05:05,165 --> 01:05:07,463 you'll want to get in on the top floor! 806 01:05:07,601 --> 01:05:09,899 Wrap it up, man. We're running out of tape. 807 01:05:09,970 --> 01:05:13,906 If this is what you're looking for, this is what you're looking for. 808 01:05:13,974 --> 01:05:15,874 Groovy. Take a hit of this, baby! 809 01:05:15,943 --> 01:05:17,843 Pueblo Heights, take four. 810 01:05:17,911 --> 01:05:19,936 Hi, folks... 811 01:05:23,650 --> 01:05:26,380 8:00 and all is well. 812 01:05:26,487 --> 01:05:28,853 I always wanted to do that. 813 01:05:29,523 --> 01:05:32,356 There's a lot of things I've always wanted to do. 814 01:05:32,493 --> 01:05:34,290 Maybe you can start here. 815 01:05:35,362 --> 01:05:36,886 Good morning, children. 816 01:05:37,131 --> 01:05:38,996 Good morning, teacher. 817 01:05:39,466 --> 01:05:41,525 I'm Coel, your substitute teacher. 818 01:05:41,835 --> 01:05:42,824 Now then. 819 01:05:42,903 --> 01:05:46,339 Today's lecture concerns hallucinogenic research. 820 01:05:46,507 --> 01:05:49,067 - How psychedelic. - Quiet, Soren. 821 01:05:49,943 --> 01:05:52,776 Science was in the process of developing a pill... 822 01:05:52,946 --> 01:05:55,414 which, when taken, would produce a motion picture... 823 01:05:55,482 --> 01:05:57,916 which would play on the inside of the eyelids. 824 01:05:58,051 --> 01:05:59,541 How advanced were they? 825 01:05:59,853 --> 01:06:01,753 They have been able to reproduce... 826 01:06:01,822 --> 01:06:04,382 some of the great musical blockbusters of the '30s. 827 01:06:04,992 --> 01:06:06,357 But only in mice. 828 01:06:06,660 --> 01:06:10,790 What you're saying is that some of our largest drug manufacturers... 829 01:06:10,898 --> 01:06:13,196 would become film studios. 830 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:16,858 I rather thought of it in terms of some of our largest film studios... 831 01:06:16,937 --> 01:06:18,996 becoming drug pushers. 832 01:06:19,606 --> 01:06:21,437 Remember meat? 833 01:06:21,875 --> 01:06:23,172 Oh, yes. 834 01:06:24,211 --> 01:06:26,907 Every spring when the meat stalks... 835 01:06:27,047 --> 01:06:30,210 would push their way through the frozen earth... 836 01:06:30,517 --> 01:06:32,178 and in the summer... 837 01:06:32,419 --> 01:06:35,013 running through the meat fields. 838 01:06:37,457 --> 01:06:39,357 And the meat harvest in autumn. 839 01:06:39,793 --> 01:06:43,092 You're having a protein-deficiency hallucination. 840 01:06:48,302 --> 01:06:49,792 Any survivors? 841 01:06:49,870 --> 01:06:53,397 Step aside. I'm in the crucial stages of the countdown. 842 01:06:53,473 --> 01:06:56,271 - What are you doing? - I'm clearing the fuel lines... 843 01:06:56,343 --> 01:06:59,540 for the great leap forward towards the peaceful settlement... 844 01:06:59,646 --> 01:07:02,012 of the Industrial Revolution. 845 01:07:02,382 --> 01:07:05,545 Watch the gas leak this time around, Werner. 846 01:07:07,154 --> 01:07:08,519 Ginny! 847 01:07:11,191 --> 01:07:13,455 As my ex old lady might say... 848 01:07:13,594 --> 01:07:15,755 Your ex old lady? 849 01:07:19,233 --> 01:07:21,201 Ex old lady. 850 01:07:21,668 --> 01:07:23,329 She'd say: 851 01:07:23,470 --> 01:07:26,871 "I dig this pueblo. I'd give it a 95. 852 01:07:27,107 --> 01:07:29,268 "I like the words... 853 01:07:32,746 --> 01:07:34,737 "and it has a nice beat." 854 01:07:37,651 --> 01:07:40,176 What about revolution? 855 01:07:42,022 --> 01:07:43,683 To be continued. 856 01:07:48,662 --> 01:07:51,153 - Let's start an ancient legend. - Okay. 857 01:07:52,332 --> 01:07:55,631 If you come to this pool when the first breath of winter blows... 858 01:07:55,702 --> 01:07:58,865 remove all of your clothes and dive into the icy water... 859 01:07:58,939 --> 01:08:01,066 - You'll freeze your ass off! - No! 860 01:08:01,141 --> 01:08:05,737 You'll find the key to happiness, the key to wisdom, and the key to love. 861 01:08:09,883 --> 01:08:11,180 You found one! 862 01:08:12,452 --> 01:08:15,182 The Sahara of Las Vegas. 863 01:08:50,791 --> 01:08:53,351 As morally repugnant... 864 01:08:53,694 --> 01:08:55,423 as it is to me... 865 01:08:57,464 --> 01:09:00,262 I feel that we have no choice but to re-arm. 866 01:09:01,768 --> 01:09:04,032 Our very existence is threatened. 867 01:09:04,771 --> 01:09:06,033 We must... 868 01:09:07,207 --> 01:09:08,697 defend our home. 869 01:09:09,209 --> 01:09:11,837 What happened to no thought of violence? 870 01:09:13,213 --> 01:09:15,238 The first time we're threatened... 871 01:09:15,615 --> 01:09:17,913 we run to the museum for the weapon. 872 01:09:18,118 --> 01:09:21,144 My mother told me to be a lover, not a fighter. 873 01:09:21,421 --> 01:09:23,048 What choice have we? 874 01:09:23,190 --> 01:09:25,886 Can we allow these Warriors to walk in and sack us? 875 01:09:26,259 --> 01:09:29,786 The only way we can beat the Warriors once and for all... 876 01:09:30,998 --> 01:09:33,694 is to become better fascists than they are. 877 01:09:34,234 --> 01:09:36,202 We've got to do better than that. 878 01:09:36,403 --> 01:09:39,964 The only good fascist is a dead fascist. I need action. 879 01:09:40,207 --> 01:09:42,767 You're getting all the action you need in your cubicle. 880 01:09:42,843 --> 01:09:45,141 It's the kind of action we take. 881 01:09:45,679 --> 01:09:47,579 Let's try and talk to them. 882 01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:55,449 Welcome to our pueblo. 883 01:09:55,622 --> 01:09:56,919 Thanks, coach. 884 01:09:57,090 --> 01:09:58,614 How's it going, Hoop? 885 01:10:00,861 --> 01:10:02,522 As a Warrior rookie... 886 01:10:02,729 --> 01:10:05,823 I get first pick of the pueblo girls. 887 01:10:07,634 --> 01:10:09,898 After we sack you. 888 01:10:10,537 --> 01:10:12,129 Enough studding. 889 01:10:14,007 --> 01:10:18,444 We have several non-negotiable demands which simply boil down to this: 890 01:10:18,912 --> 01:10:21,210 We want all your fruits and vegetables. 891 01:10:22,115 --> 01:10:24,140 That's all the food we have. 892 01:10:24,384 --> 01:10:27,080 My people are dying from malnutrition. 893 01:10:27,521 --> 01:10:30,115 Man does not live by meat alone! 894 01:10:30,657 --> 01:10:32,682 Meat. I remember meat. 895 01:10:33,260 --> 01:10:34,955 Why don't we barter? 896 01:10:35,262 --> 01:10:36,957 You hunt and raise cattle... 897 01:10:37,264 --> 01:10:39,528 and we'll grow the vegetables and fruit. 898 01:10:40,033 --> 01:10:41,398 What do you say? 899 01:10:49,643 --> 01:10:51,770 No more dusty trails... 900 01:10:52,913 --> 01:10:54,175 or road games. 901 01:10:54,681 --> 01:10:56,273 No more barbecue. 902 01:10:59,486 --> 01:11:00,612 Fruits. 903 01:11:04,024 --> 01:11:05,355 Impossible. 904 01:11:05,759 --> 01:11:08,159 It's too late. We're already committed. 905 01:11:08,862 --> 01:11:10,329 If you're smart... 906 01:11:10,564 --> 01:11:12,828 you'll put up one hell of a fight. 907 01:11:14,201 --> 01:11:16,396 My men are counting on it. 908 01:11:17,971 --> 01:11:20,201 Gentlemen, start your engines! 909 01:11:25,045 --> 01:11:26,342 Twenty minutes. 910 01:11:30,016 --> 01:11:32,211 We must resist their aggression. 911 01:11:32,285 --> 01:11:34,651 Resistance doesn't necessarily mean violence. 912 01:11:34,788 --> 01:11:37,518 I'd like to break that joker's face. 913 01:11:38,024 --> 01:11:39,889 Jason's a tyrant. 914 01:11:41,194 --> 01:11:43,594 Those who fail history... 915 01:11:44,097 --> 01:11:46,258 are destined to repeat the course. 916 01:11:46,366 --> 01:11:49,199 We've done it the other way for 10,000 years. 917 01:11:49,269 --> 01:11:51,032 It has to be my turn. 918 01:11:51,738 --> 01:11:53,296 Okay. 919 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,972 Soren! I want you to be the look-out. 920 01:11:56,176 --> 01:11:57,404 Affirmative. 921 01:12:22,035 --> 01:12:25,027 This is a cheap sandlot trick! 922 01:12:26,373 --> 01:12:28,534 I gave at the all-star game. 923 01:12:28,942 --> 01:12:30,534 They're going to kill us all. 924 01:12:30,777 --> 01:12:32,142 Forgive me, Che. 925 01:12:35,682 --> 01:12:37,479 What is happening? 926 01:12:37,617 --> 01:12:38,777 What's happening? 927 01:12:39,052 --> 01:12:43,284 Do you think I can toss out my military training and fire on the Red Cross? 928 01:12:49,629 --> 01:12:50,721 Hi. 929 01:12:51,498 --> 01:12:53,227 My name's Rosemary. 930 01:12:54,768 --> 01:12:57,737 Hi, Rosemary-baby. 931 01:13:00,707 --> 01:13:04,336 Get back here, or you'll never make the Warrior team. 932 01:13:04,945 --> 01:13:06,344 Who needs it? 933 01:13:07,547 --> 01:13:09,640 I thought you were on my side. 934 01:13:10,317 --> 01:13:12,751 Live with us in peace. It's right. 935 01:13:15,055 --> 01:13:16,647 I feel a sign coming on. 936 01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:18,788 Yeah, sudden-death quarter. 937 01:13:24,497 --> 01:13:26,294 How's that for a sign? 938 01:13:26,466 --> 01:13:28,434 That was hell of a sign. 939 01:13:32,706 --> 01:13:34,173 Hi, everybody. 940 01:13:34,474 --> 01:13:36,203 You can come out now. 941 01:16:33,219 --> 01:16:37,849 Aren't they all going to rape, cheat, steal, lie, fight and kill, Edgar? 942 01:16:39,292 --> 01:16:40,657 Nevermore. 943 01:16:57,110 --> 01:16:59,977 - What do we do now? - Arrowfeather. 944 01:17:06,019 --> 01:17:09,614 Jesus, shall we fire up the golden chariot... 945 01:17:09,689 --> 01:17:11,213 and descend to Earth? 946 01:17:11,291 --> 01:17:13,316 Sure, Pa. 947 01:17:13,393 --> 01:17:16,157 But this time, you go first. 948 01:17:16,396 --> 01:17:18,455 You should live so long! 69192

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