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boney
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i have retrieved it until on the scarlet
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bitch i will return to base shortly
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but first i have to handle some business
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hey fuck sticks who's in charge of this
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shit box
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holy heisenberg those are some big
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titties boss didn't order another hooker
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dressed like stack widow did he
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huh you two are cute who's the pitcher
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and who's the catcher
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the fuck baby girl i'm about to get my
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what
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you're going to put your first square
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that's what i thought
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oh shit
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i know you have it where is it i know
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it's in
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jesus here where is it where's what
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you know what do you ah yeah
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okay i mean
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where is it ugh what do you mean all the
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drugs are right there
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how can you not see them the drugs
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bitch i'm talking about the sex tape
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with me in the she-bulk
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i know you have it where is it hold up
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no i don't have that you kidding me
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uh you made a tape with the shebo
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damn that but that would be good to see
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you all right i bet you that's good
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i guess we're gonna have to do this the
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hard way
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what do you mean let's go that's a bit
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extreme isn't it don't you think
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the hard way i just
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i just i ripped
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oh
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i really don't oh um
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oh my god i hope i'm not lactose
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intolerant
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not going to talk huh well you're really
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in for it now
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what do you mean i mean since wolverine
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retired
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he showed me all these torture
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techniques many many times
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now come over here get on your knees and
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eat my juicy ass
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it's going to explode it's going to come
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right now no it's this one
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no it's not all right all right
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check it in there it's in one of them
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cupboards it is
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fuck you better make me come
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better be the only coffee bitch
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uh sir you have a visitor
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ah jesus you startled me stack
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widow director dick fury gave me this
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file to give to you
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it's on that scarlet bitch i want you to
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check it out
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um what were you just doing
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i was running diagnostics
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l-o-l enough jarvis
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so what about this file
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oh hell yeah i'm into this this project
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is definitely worth my time so what do
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you know about this scarlet bitch
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not much she's rumored to have magical
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pussy powers
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supposedly it enchants men's minds
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so is this what you've been keeping your
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closet this whole time
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no this is something entirely different
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this is
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me hard on i had to make something
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uh because i'm so busy and women all
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over the world need satisfaction
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i can't always be there to do it i
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actually made the perfect
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fucking machine i like the sound of that
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but on is so much more than that
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he can think he never runs out of juice
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he can fuck he's always horny if you're
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horny
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he will find you and he will fuck you
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artificial horniness
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i always wondered what billionaire
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geniuses did in their spare time
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you haven't seen the best part
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where did you get that donated
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oh wait donated
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from who oh um
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yeah uh it was um somebody uh bruce
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jenner
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bunny it looks like you need a recharge
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more like discharge ma'am
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god damn it jarvis say one more goddamn
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thing
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yeah i've been kind of overworked um
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recharge would be great actually let's
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find out why they call you iron can
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oh yeah baby this 10 man is ready to get
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waxed fuck
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you jarvis you're just a glorified
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onstar say one more peep and i'm going
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to rip you out of the ceiling with my
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bare hands
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all right that's more like it
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that's it
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that's so good jarvis records
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hmm
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hmm
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um
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oh
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hmm
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oh my god
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oh
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um
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oh
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my god
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oh
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um
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wow
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oh
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oh
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oh
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oh fuck you're safe don't worry
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oh
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you
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oh
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ah
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yeah fuck yeah
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good
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i also was able to check your body with
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cancer and it said that you were
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fine
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there you go huh yeah yeah that's
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it oh
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oh yeah huh two fingers and a cock
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what's going on
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wow
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jarvis you better fucking be making
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copies of this
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sent to everybody oh
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that's how you kill you guys yeah
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it's awesome
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dancing
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oh
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oh
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babies fuck
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uni sploots
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boney i think your
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ultimate fucking machine just ran away
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bonnie god damn it boney
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well at least i know how to make you
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shut up looks like i'm gonna have to
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take on the heart on myself
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this is stopped widow in pursuit of hard
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on
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over hey
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hey hey hey you got my semen on your
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face
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yes oh
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jarvis tell me you got that
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ugh
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i found you
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scan complete now prepare yourself for
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ultimate
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fucking pleasure
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i was designed to pleasure all the women
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of planet earth
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i think i'll start with you i'm going to
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tear you apart from the inside
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guys a little back up here i think i bit
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off more than i can chew
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next time on avengers age of hard on
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looks like you're a plan b
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previously on avengers age of hard-on
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meet pardon i actually made the perfect
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fucking machine where did you get that
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donated from who uh bruce jenner
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i think your ultimate fucking machine
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just ran away
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so
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uh
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i found you
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scan complete now prepare yourself for
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ultimate
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fucking pleasure
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i was designed to pleasure all the women
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of planet earth
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i think i'll start with you i'm gonna
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tear you apart from the inside
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guys a little back up here i think i bit
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off more than i can chew
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buy some time stacked widow i'm going to
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bring some more avengers to this party
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i don't see how that's much of a party
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uh maybe i could still do
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bruce jenner's cock and we can hard on
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until you guys get here
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all right you dirty hobot if i could
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take on the bulk
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then you are gonna be a walk in the park
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ah
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do your very best
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um
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it's not going to work
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that's proof dinner's car you think
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you can't have it i stole it from me
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don't worry bruce jenner's cock i'll
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save you
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who's gonna save you little widow
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now i think it's time to show you what i
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was really built for
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oh my god
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oh my god here yeah
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oh yes oh yes
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oh my god oh my god
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oh my god oh my god yes
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oh my god
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this pussy gonna defeat you
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oh my god oh my god
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oh fuck oh my god
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oh my god
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oh my god oh fuck
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00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,839
oh my god yeah
300
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,280
oh my god
301
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,359
oh my god
302
00:39:43,359 --> 00:39:47,520
oh my god oh
303
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:57,839
my god oh my god
304
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,920
oh my goodness oh yeah
305
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:11,839
oh my god oh my god
306
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:25,040
oh my gosh oh yeah oh my god
307
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:28,119
[Applause]
308
00:40:31,359 --> 00:40:35,359
oh my god oh my god fuck
309
00:40:35,359 --> 00:40:39,839
oh my god
310
00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:46,480
[Applause]
311
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,559
[Music]
312
00:40:50,839 --> 00:40:53,760
oh god oh
313
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:59,359
my oh my god oh my god
314
00:40:59,359 --> 00:41:07,839
oh my god oh my god
315
00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:12,170
[Music]
316
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,839
oh my god
317
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:35,839
oh my god oh my god
318
00:41:56,720 --> 00:42:03,839
oh my god
319
00:42:14,839 --> 00:42:17,839
oh
320
00:42:28,839 --> 00:42:31,080
oh
321
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,179
[Applause]
322
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,840
[Music]
323
00:42:48,020 --> 00:42:53,429
[Music]
324
00:42:56,839 --> 00:42:59,839
oh
325
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:12,800
oh my god yes oh yeah
326
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:17,119
oh my god yes oh
327
00:43:18,079 --> 00:43:26,540
my god i'm gonna come on that cock
328
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:33,079
[Music]
329
00:43:33,079 --> 00:43:41,839
oh my god
330
00:46:26,839 --> 00:46:29,839
um
331
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:34,880
[Music]
332
00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:40,839
[Music]
333
00:46:40,839 --> 00:46:43,839
um
334
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:52,739
[Music]
335
00:46:56,530 --> 00:47:00,199
[Music]
336
00:47:11,970 --> 00:47:15,620
[Music]
337
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,550
[Music]
338
00:47:36,839 --> 00:47:39,839
uh
339
00:47:50,839 --> 00:47:52,670
oh
340
00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:58,780
[Music]
341
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:25,520
[Music]
342
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,839
[Music]
343
00:48:32,839 --> 00:48:35,839
oh
344
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:42,379
[Music]
345
00:48:49,670 --> 00:48:52,869
[Music]
346
00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:59,739
[Music]
347
00:49:00,839 --> 00:49:03,839
oh
348
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:28,839
[Applause]
349
00:49:28,839 --> 00:49:31,839
oh
350
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,400
what's the matter a little bit look like
351
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,800
you're having trouble
352
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:47,839
guys my pussy isn't working
353
00:49:47,839 --> 00:49:51,520
i think i'm gonna have to turn my ass
354
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:59,839
come on hard on i know you want this ass
355
00:50:15,910 --> 00:50:19,000
[Music]
356
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,730
[Music]
357
00:50:28,670 --> 00:50:40,499
[Music]
358
00:50:48,930 --> 00:50:52,839
[Music]
359
00:50:52,839 --> 00:50:55,690
um
360
00:50:55,690 --> 00:51:02,739
[Music]
361
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:08,880
oh my god oh yeah
362
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:23,839
oh my god
363
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:37,839
oh shit oh my god
364
00:51:38,030 --> 00:51:41,199
[Applause]
365
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:51,839
my god oh my god
366
00:51:57,350 --> 00:52:02,159
[Music]
367
00:52:16,839 --> 00:52:19,839
oh
368
00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:32,949
[Music]
369
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:47,839
oh my god
370
00:52:49,870 --> 00:53:04,540
[Music]
371
00:53:04,540 --> 00:53:07,650
[Applause]
372
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:14,960
oh my
373
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:28,960
oh my god oh my god
374
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,520
oh my god yeah
375
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:42,640
oh my god
376
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:57,839
oh my god oh my god
377
00:54:00,590 --> 00:54:03,669
[Music]
378
00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:22,839
[Music]
379
00:54:22,839 --> 00:54:25,839
oh
380
00:54:36,839 --> 00:54:39,870
oh oh yeah
381
00:54:39,870 --> 00:54:41,119
[Music]
382
00:54:41,119 --> 00:54:44,400
oh my god oh fuck yeah
383
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:48,450
oh yeah oh
384
00:54:48,450 --> 00:54:50,839
[Music]
385
00:54:50,839 --> 00:54:53,839
yes
386
00:54:56,530 --> 00:55:04,839
[Music]
387
00:55:04,839 --> 00:55:06,960
oh my god
388
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:12,640
oh fuck yeah oh my god
389
00:55:17,599 --> 00:55:35,839
oh my god oh my god
390
00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,480
oh fuck um oh my god you're like that
391
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:54,480
famous cock in your ass widow
392
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:00,000
oh holy shit
393
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,839
oh my god fuck fuck
394
00:56:12,060 --> 00:56:16,700
[Music]
395
00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:19,790
[Applause]
396
00:56:25,150 --> 00:56:25,430
[Applause]
397
00:56:25,430 --> 00:56:28,640
[Music]
398
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:45,839
oh my god oh my god
399
00:56:55,359 --> 00:56:59,119
oh my god
400
00:56:59,119 --> 00:57:13,839
oh my god
401
00:57:34,310 --> 00:57:38,150
[Music]
402
00:57:38,839 --> 00:57:41,839
oh
403
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:57,729
[Music]
404
00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:03,599
oh my god
405
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,559
oh my god
406
00:58:08,559 --> 00:58:21,840
oh my god oh my god
407
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:29,679
[Music]
408
01:01:41,599 --> 01:01:44,799
hardin has escaped
409
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:49,200
he heard harlem has escaped
410
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:53,839
anybody got a cigarette god damn
411
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:21,839
looks like you're plan b sweetie
412
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,839
[Music]
413
01:02:32,839 --> 01:02:35,839
oh
414
01:02:39,119 --> 01:02:42,799
wait wait why wait
415
01:02:42,799 --> 01:02:44,640
you should leave me like that like
416
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:49,839
you're not even gonna
417
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,969
[Music]
418
01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:06,590
[Music]
419
01:03:14,839 --> 01:03:16,380
oh
420
01:03:16,380 --> 01:03:20,070
[Music]
421
01:03:29,039 --> 01:03:31,440
listen up boys and girls so i kind of
422
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,240
created a
423
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,480
sexual robot that's hell-bent on
424
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:38,160
copulating with every woman on the
425
01:03:42,839 --> 01:03:45,839
planet
426
01:03:48,370 --> 01:03:56,839
[Music]
427
01:03:56,839 --> 01:03:59,280
oh i think i have a way of taking them
428
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:00,000
down
429
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,520
avengers assemble
430
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:13,839
next time on avengers age of hard-on
431
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:18,290
[Music]
432
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:26,480
i think i have a way of taking him down
433
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:31,200
just leave this magic pussy for heart
434
01:04:36,370 --> 01:04:38,799
[Music]
435
01:04:38,799 --> 01:04:55,300
previously on avengers age of hard one
436
01:04:55,300 --> 01:04:58,399
[Music]
437
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:08,079
looks like you're plan b sweetie
438
01:05:08,079 --> 01:05:11,200
listen up boys and girls so i created
439
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,839
a sexual robot that's hell-bent on
440
01:05:13,839 --> 01:05:15,520
copulating with every woman on the
441
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,039
planet
442
01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:20,000
stack widow has already been compromised
443
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:23,119
avengers assemble
444
01:05:23,119 --> 01:05:25,280
oh
445
01:05:29,359 --> 01:05:31,920
oh cap you dirty dog you you're
446
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,760
seriously getting your dick sucked off
447
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:36,079
by a dirty bomb aren't you
448
01:05:36,079 --> 01:05:41,839
well you know it's american way
449
01:05:42,079 --> 01:05:44,480
well if you don't end up getting hep a b
450
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:46,319
and c
451
01:05:46,319 --> 01:05:48,880
hard on is on the way i'm sending
452
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,839
coordinates now to you
453
01:05:51,839 --> 01:05:55,920
oh you're a dude
454
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:59,920
i didn't say stop
455
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:07,119
door oh sore
456
01:06:10,260 --> 01:06:13,489
[Music]
457
01:06:14,240 --> 01:06:19,839
thor come on are you there buddy
458
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:33,839
do not engage hard-on
459
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:47,839
little man
460
01:07:12,839 --> 01:07:16,640
oh yeah cap what happened to you you
461
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:17,359
really uh
462
01:07:17,359 --> 01:07:20,960
let yourself go oh
463
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:23,839
yeah oh they didn't have cinnabon in the
464
01:07:23,839 --> 01:07:25,200
1940s
465
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:29,839
have you tried that shit it's delicious
466
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:34,559
oh wow bruce jenner's cock is glorious
467
01:07:34,559 --> 01:07:37,760
well i'm up first guys i'm going to take
468
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:40,079
this bastard robot down
469
01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:43,839
cap language
470
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:57,119
by oran's pubes prepare to get heaven
471
01:07:57,119 --> 01:08:00,160
you're not gonna be as lucky as loki i
472
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:10,640
don't care how glorious your cock is
473
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:13,920
stop stop guys you gotta wait hard-on is
474
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:14,480
a fucking
475
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:18,158
robot we gotta beat him at his own game
476
01:08:18,158 --> 01:08:22,158
and i have a secret weapon ass vengers
477
01:08:22,158 --> 01:08:27,599
meet our newest member scarlet bitch
478
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:32,000
just leave this magic pussy
479
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:39,839
for hard on
480
01:08:50,839 --> 01:08:53,839
oh
481
01:08:54,560 --> 01:09:07,839
witness my true power
482
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:21,520
you're really
483
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:36,480
you ready bro come on let's do it
484
01:09:39,679 --> 01:09:42,000
wait what the hell i thought it was
485
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,759
supposed to be green
486
01:09:43,759 --> 01:09:49,600
not angry bulldigs happy
487
01:09:49,600 --> 01:10:03,840
all right that explains yeah
488
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:17,840
yes
489
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:44,159
which is nice
490
01:10:44,159 --> 01:10:59,840
thank you
491
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,840
oh
492
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:41,840
yeah what
493
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:55,840
ah
494
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:23,840
maybe you do know a little magic
495
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:37,840
oh
496
01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:05,840
what
497
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:11,600
oh
498
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:19,840
yes
499
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:21,840
oh
500
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:35,840
this is your big green monster
501
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:49,280
come on hey come on bo you've been
502
01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:50,159
hogging
503
01:16:50,159 --> 01:16:53,600
you'll get enough come here
504
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:56,560
yeah don't worry you'll get down moldy
505
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:58,960
locks
506
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:04,080
it just keeps getting better yeah
507
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:06,400
yes
508
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:17,840
you jump on top jump up
509
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:22,189
[Applause]
510
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:45,840
his teeth cheesy
511
01:17:56,840 --> 01:17:59,840
yes
512
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:13,840
yes
513
01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:41,840
morning
514
01:18:47,440 --> 01:18:49,679
what
515
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:55,840
yes
516
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:09,840
oh
517
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,840
um
518
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:19,840
yes
519
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:47,840
i got a few magic tricks
520
01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:19,499
[Music]
521
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:29,840
oh yes
522
01:21:41,199 --> 01:21:44,560
you remove my blonde hair
523
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:50,159
i got you you just got fucked
524
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,840
up
525
01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:12,400
oh my goodness come on thunder god put
526
01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:15,600
some steak on it
527
01:22:16,239 --> 01:22:19,199
it's like rude
528
01:22:23,440 --> 01:22:25,840
oh
529
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,840
oh
530
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:21,840
what
531
01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:35,840
oh
532
01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:03,840
yes
533
01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:08,719
yes
534
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:17,840
oh
535
01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:31,360
yes
536
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:34,719
yeah yeah
537
01:24:34,719 --> 01:24:44,080
yeah stay there stay there
538
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:59,840
oh get in there
539
01:25:18,159 --> 01:25:27,840
that girl
540
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:55,590
yes
541
01:25:55,590 --> 01:25:58,840
[Music]
542
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:09,840
yes
543
01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:37,840
what
544
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:51,840
um
545
01:27:24,010 --> 01:27:27,159
[Music]
546
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:33,840
oh
547
01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:47,840
yes
548
01:27:56,639 --> 01:28:00,639
oh yes
549
01:28:00,639 --> 01:28:04,320
yeah just like that just like that oh
550
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:06,560
yeah
551
01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:08,960
yes
552
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:14,719
oh my gosh
553
01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:17,199
yes
554
01:31:17,199 --> 01:31:20,880
yes oh
555
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:23,120
oh
556
01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:31,840
yes come on thunder god your hammer
557
01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:59,840
yes
558
01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:13,840
oh
559
01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:26,800
oh
560
01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:41,840
fucking pussy
561
01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:23,600
what what what
562
01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:37,840
what what
563
01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:51,840
um
564
01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:05,840
what
565
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:47,840
hmm
566
01:35:23,870 --> 01:35:26,840
[Applause]
567
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:29,840
oh
568
01:35:39,880 --> 01:35:43,840
oh yeah
569
01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:11,840
oh fuck
570
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:20,639
there you go
571
01:36:22,840 --> 01:36:25,840
oh
572
01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:39,840
yes
573
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:53,600
just like that just oh shit
574
01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:56,159
yes
575
01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:07,840
oh
576
01:37:32,840 --> 01:37:35,840
yes
577
01:37:46,840 --> 01:37:49,840
yes
578
01:38:05,720 --> 01:38:08,899
[Music]
579
01:38:28,960 --> 01:38:45,840
it's the fucking age of heart one
580
01:38:56,840 --> 01:38:59,840
oh
581
01:39:24,960 --> 01:39:27,840
oh
582
01:39:38,840 --> 01:39:41,840
um
583
01:39:52,840 --> 01:39:55,840
no
584
01:40:06,840 --> 01:40:09,840
what
585
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:23,840
oh
586
01:40:32,480 --> 01:40:37,840
yes oh
587
01:40:48,840 --> 01:40:51,840
yes
588
01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:19,840
oh
589
01:41:55,280 --> 01:42:01,840
oh fuck
590
01:42:11,199 --> 01:42:15,840
oh come on guys yeah
591
01:42:27,760 --> 01:42:31,920
yes yes oh
592
01:42:31,920 --> 01:42:35,600
yes so yeah there you go
593
01:42:35,600 --> 01:42:39,679
yeah just like that just like this
594
01:42:40,840 --> 01:42:43,840
oh
595
01:45:28,840 --> 01:45:31,840
smash
596
01:45:56,840 --> 01:45:59,840
yes
597
01:46:24,840 --> 01:46:27,840
oh
598
01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:39,360
this magic ass is taking you out how
599
01:46:39,360 --> 01:46:39,760
hard
600
01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:42,000
on
601
01:46:52,840 --> 01:46:55,840
that
602
01:47:06,840 --> 01:47:09,840
ugh
603
01:47:48,840 --> 01:47:51,840
oh
604
01:48:02,760 --> 01:48:04,560
[Music]
605
01:48:04,560 --> 01:48:18,080
there you go
606
01:48:18,080 --> 01:48:33,840
oh fucking hard
607
01:48:44,840 --> 01:48:47,840
oh
608
01:48:58,840 --> 01:49:01,840
oh
609
01:49:06,330 --> 01:49:09,399
[Music]
610
01:49:12,040 --> 01:49:15,329
[Music]
611
01:49:52,540 --> 01:49:54,840
[Music]
612
01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:57,840
oh
613
01:50:05,060 --> 01:50:08,119
[Music]
614
01:50:25,360 --> 01:50:27,599
oh
615
01:50:36,840 --> 01:50:39,840
yes
616
01:50:50,840 --> 01:50:53,840
oh
617
01:51:04,840 --> 01:51:07,840
yes
618
01:51:30,960 --> 01:51:34,800
oh yeah
619
01:51:34,800 --> 01:51:39,360
oh yeah there you go yes yes
620
01:51:46,840 --> 01:51:49,840
oh
621
01:51:54,320 --> 01:51:56,719
yes
622
01:52:00,840 --> 01:52:03,840
oh
623
01:52:14,840 --> 01:52:17,840
yes
624
01:52:28,840 --> 01:52:31,840
yes
625
01:52:37,820 --> 01:52:42,840
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626
01:52:42,840 --> 01:52:45,840
oh
627
01:52:50,010 --> 01:52:53,079
[Music]
628
01:52:56,840 --> 01:52:59,840
oh
629
01:53:13,140 --> 01:53:16,259
[Music]
630
01:53:24,840 --> 01:53:27,840
yes
631
01:53:38,840 --> 01:53:41,760
yes
632
01:53:41,760 --> 01:53:55,119
yes yes come on thor i thought you were
633
01:53:55,119 --> 01:53:58,159
supposed to be a north pole
634
01:54:01,119 --> 01:54:05,199
yes yes
635
01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:09,840
yeah come here book
636
01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:23,840
i took so much time
637
01:54:49,599 --> 01:54:52,639
force the severe combine to come
638
01:54:52,639 --> 01:55:00,960
we'll defeat that part one
639
01:55:03,190 --> 01:55:06,350
[Music]
640
01:55:16,320 --> 01:55:19,840
it's getting weaker
641
01:55:19,920 --> 01:55:33,840
oh yeah you ready
642
01:55:44,960 --> 01:55:48,320
common um god i can't
643
01:55:48,320 --> 01:55:52,719
come in the bulk you will be defeated
644
01:55:53,199 --> 01:55:55,920
oh fuck
645
01:55:57,760 --> 01:56:15,840
oh shit ugh
646
01:59:58,880 --> 02:00:00,960
you
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