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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,923 -(DANCE MUSIC THUMPS) -Party forever! 2 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,300 Whoo! Yeah! 3 00:00:05,555 --> 00:00:07,395 That�s my Sarah! 4 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:10,460 I�m never gonna regret tonight! 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,130 Whoo! Yeah! 6 00:00:14,631 --> 00:00:16,861 -(SARAH GROANS) -(MAGPIE WARBLES OUTSIDE) 7 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,402 -Uh! -Don�t worry. 8 00:00:20,503 --> 00:00:21,873 We didn�t do anything. 9 00:00:21,972 --> 00:00:24,342 I was just admiring you all night. 10 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:25,941 (MOANS) 11 00:00:26,042 --> 00:00:28,482 (BRIGHT MUSIC) 12 00:00:29,813 --> 00:00:31,883 -(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS) -What�s up? 13 00:00:31,982 --> 00:00:33,352 (SIGHS) 14 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,620 I�m just thinking. 15 00:00:34,718 --> 00:00:37,548 Is this what I�m supposed to be doing with my life? 16 00:00:37,654 --> 00:00:40,494 Just going out and getting wasted every night? 17 00:00:40,590 --> 00:00:42,520 (SIGHS) I don�t know, I just... 18 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:46,796 ..feel like I�m stuck in a loop of partying and regret. 19 00:00:46,897 --> 00:00:48,867 (PHONE CHIMES) 20 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,535 (DING!) 21 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,634 Oh, God, even my horoscope 22 00:00:52,736 --> 00:00:54,746 says my life sucks. 23 00:00:54,838 --> 00:00:57,368 (SOBS) 24 00:01:00,744 --> 00:01:04,584 Well, Sarah, if you�re feeling depressed, 25 00:01:04,681 --> 00:01:06,311 you can always go and stay 26 00:01:06,416 --> 00:01:08,986 in our holiday house on Planet Bali. 27 00:01:09,085 --> 00:01:10,525 You know what? That... 28 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:13,020 That actually sounds like a good idea. 29 00:01:13,123 --> 00:01:15,863 Well, you can use my rocket if you want. 30 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:17,729 I�ve got it in the garage. 31 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:20,057 Bloody thing hasn�t been used in ages. 32 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,533 Oh, yeah, sure. That�d be great, Dad. 33 00:01:22,632 --> 00:01:24,132 OK, fine! You wanna use it, fine. 34 00:01:24,234 --> 00:01:25,974 Just take things when you wanna use them, 35 00:01:26,069 --> 00:01:27,769 if that�s the kind of person you are. 36 00:01:27,871 --> 00:01:30,001 I was just about to use it, but that�s fine. 37 00:01:30,106 --> 00:01:32,746 If you don�t wanna use it, that�s fine, that�s OK. Yep. 38 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,682 BILL: There it is. 39 00:01:34,778 --> 00:01:37,038 I call it... Rocket, 40 00:01:37,147 --> 00:01:39,657 the Dad... the Dad Rocket, 41 00:01:39,749 --> 00:01:41,449 2... 3000. 42 00:01:41,551 --> 00:01:43,621 -Is it safe? -(SNIFFS) Nuh. 43 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,390 Alright, I�m ready to leave! Let�s go! 44 00:01:46,489 --> 00:01:48,589 Uh, look, Rachel, 45 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,092 I like going out with you and partying and everything, 46 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:54,504 but I think we need a bit of a break from each other. 47 00:01:54,597 --> 00:01:55,597 What? 48 00:01:55,665 --> 00:01:57,305 Not forever. It�s just... well... 49 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,370 My horoscope said I need a break from my toxic best friend 50 00:02:00,470 --> 00:02:02,540 and I was thinking that might mean you. 51 00:02:02,639 --> 00:02:03,639 (SNARLS) Nah! 52 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,217 I think I wanna be 53 00:02:05,308 --> 00:02:06,938 alone on this trip. 54 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:08,883 Sure. Fine. 55 00:02:08,979 --> 00:02:10,009 That�s OK. 56 00:02:10,113 --> 00:02:12,253 Thanks for understanding, Rachel. 57 00:02:14,484 --> 00:02:15,884 (WHIRRING) 58 00:02:17,821 --> 00:02:21,791 You and I can... can hang out if you want. 59 00:02:25,662 --> 00:02:27,092 Salutations! 60 00:02:27,197 --> 00:02:29,867 Get the ---- outta my ---- face, ----! ---- off! 61 00:02:29,966 --> 00:02:32,376 OK, if that�s the way you want to play it, 62 00:02:32,469 --> 00:02:35,769 I guess you won�t find out how we can get to Sarah, then. 63 00:02:35,872 --> 00:02:36,972 (CHUCKLES) 64 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:38,743 What are you talking about? 65 00:02:38,842 --> 00:02:42,342 Yes, I�ve been working on my own rocket for a while now. 66 00:02:42,445 --> 00:02:44,855 My little passion project, you could say. 67 00:02:44,948 --> 00:02:47,278 It�s a little weekend hobby. 68 00:02:48,218 --> 00:02:49,918 SHOW ME! 69 00:02:51,654 --> 00:02:53,394 I call it the Lucas Rocket. 70 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:55,290 Literally the best rocket of all time. 71 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,362 Can we catch up to Sarah with it? 72 00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:59,430 Yes, if we leave promptly. 73 00:02:59,529 --> 00:03:00,929 By my calculations, 74 00:03:01,031 --> 00:03:03,861 Sarah should be in the Omega Region about now. 75 00:03:03,967 --> 00:03:07,377 SONG: ? The Omega Region! 76 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:09,100 (MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY THROUGH HEADPHONES) 77 00:03:09,205 --> 00:03:13,145 Ahh, this is exactly what I needed. 78 00:03:14,644 --> 00:03:16,084 (SCREECHES) Approaching Planet Bali! 79 00:03:16,179 --> 00:03:17,849 -SARAH: Oh! -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) 80 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:20,447 -(ALARM BLARES) -(WHIMPERS) 81 00:03:22,185 --> 00:03:24,755 (SINGS) ? Welcome to Planet Bali... ? 82 00:03:24,854 --> 00:03:26,454 (SARAH SCREAMS) 83 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,665 (WHOOSHING) 84 00:03:32,362 --> 00:03:34,132 (STAMMERS) 85 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,769 (ALARM BLARES) 86 00:03:37,867 --> 00:03:39,967 (WHIMPERS) 87 00:03:40,070 --> 00:03:42,070 (ROCKET ROARS) 88 00:03:42,172 --> 00:03:43,402 Ugh! 89 00:03:48,945 --> 00:03:50,415 (GRUNTS) 90 00:03:51,414 --> 00:03:53,554 (SIGHS) 91 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:55,850 FEMALE VOICE: Are you OK? 92 00:03:55,952 --> 00:03:58,892 Oh, I think so. (GASPS) 93 00:04:00,356 --> 00:04:03,796 What�s going on? Where am I? Am I dead? 94 00:04:03,893 --> 00:04:05,733 No, you�re on Planet Horoscope. 95 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:06,959 I�m Capricorn. 96 00:04:07,063 --> 00:04:09,163 I�m guessing you�re here for tonight�s frat party. 97 00:04:09,265 --> 00:04:11,035 I�m not going because I wasn�t invited 98 00:04:11,134 --> 00:04:12,334 because everyone hates me. 99 00:04:12,435 --> 00:04:13,905 I was gonna play marbles instead. 100 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:15,143 -Marbles? -Yeah. 101 00:04:15,238 --> 00:04:16,668 When I get depressed or anxious, 102 00:04:16,773 --> 00:04:17,873 I play marbles by myself. 103 00:04:17,974 --> 00:04:19,844 It just makes me happy. I don�t know. 104 00:04:19,943 --> 00:04:21,243 I�m just a weirdo or something. 105 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:22,714 But then your rocket crash-landed 106 00:04:22,812 --> 00:04:23,882 right next to me. 107 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:26,350 -Do you wanna play with me? -Sorry, I can�t. 108 00:04:26,449 --> 00:04:28,119 I need to get my rocket fixed. 109 00:04:28,218 --> 00:04:31,548 -I was on my way to Planet Bali. -Oh. OK. 110 00:04:31,654 --> 00:04:34,694 -(MAGICAL TINKLING) -(PHONE CHIMES) 111 00:04:36,092 --> 00:04:39,362 "Capricorns will be rejected today"? 112 00:04:39,462 --> 00:04:41,462 Oh, my God. You�re a Capricorn? 113 00:04:41,564 --> 00:04:43,334 Yeah. Wait a second. 114 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:45,473 Does this have something to do with you? 115 00:04:45,568 --> 00:04:47,228 Yeah. I�m your star sign. 116 00:04:47,337 --> 00:04:49,847 Anything that happens to me or my 11 frat mates 117 00:04:49,939 --> 00:04:51,339 happens to all humans on earth. 118 00:04:51,441 --> 00:04:54,041 And, yeah, I�ve been having a pretty shit time lately. 119 00:04:54,144 --> 00:04:57,684 So whatever happens to you happens to me? 120 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,310 Mm-hm. 121 00:04:59,415 --> 00:05:00,715 You know what, Capricorn? 122 00:05:00,817 --> 00:05:02,257 I�m gonna come to that party 123 00:05:02,352 --> 00:05:04,792 and make sure you have the best time ever. 124 00:05:06,656 --> 00:05:10,266 LOL! Look at �Crapricorn� trying to make friends! 125 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:11,860 What a loser! 126 00:05:11,961 --> 00:05:13,891 Yeah, you get him, Sagittarius. You get him. 127 00:05:13,997 --> 00:05:18,507 Come on, guys. Let�s go to the party. (LAUGHS) 128 00:05:18,601 --> 00:05:22,041 Oh, I must play with my marbles and forget this awful world. 129 00:05:22,138 --> 00:05:23,938 No, wait. Don�t worry about them. 130 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,470 Let�s go get you ready. 131 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,475 Nuh, nuh! No more YOLO. 132 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:28,987 -CHORUS: Boring! -Move that over! 133 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:32,078 You�re watching a new TV show right now. 134 00:05:32,182 --> 00:05:33,812 You�re watching: 135 00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:42,690 Mmm, it appears Sarah has gone off course. 136 00:05:42,792 --> 00:05:45,762 Computer, set a course for Planet Horoscope. 137 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:48,832 Rachel, would you like to say anything to the computer? 138 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,232 (SOFTLY) No. 139 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:53,173 Calal Mulooki, how long until we drop out of hyperspace 140 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,999 and reach Planet Horoscope�s orbit? 141 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:57,344 "Oh, it will be 20 minutes, captain!" 142 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,710 -Can you shut the ---- up? -Oh! 143 00:05:59,809 --> 00:06:01,839 Dear passengers, 144 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:03,245 I�ve entrapped your ship. 145 00:06:03,346 --> 00:06:04,686 You have made the mistake 146 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,811 of flying into the Gaganosh Region. (CHUCKLES) 147 00:06:06,916 --> 00:06:08,856 Is that... What is that? 148 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,122 We have locked your ship down until we find 149 00:06:11,221 --> 00:06:12,891 an appropriate way to deal with you, 150 00:06:12,989 --> 00:06:15,359 which will be death. (CHUCKLES) 151 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,558 Ah, egad, it appears we have been entangled 152 00:06:17,660 --> 00:06:19,130 in a cosmic misadventure. 153 00:06:19,229 --> 00:06:20,659 Don�t worry, Rachel. 154 00:06:20,763 --> 00:06:22,263 In the name of Emperor Neona, 155 00:06:22,365 --> 00:06:24,675 we shall prevail over this domineering evil! 156 00:06:24,767 --> 00:06:26,197 (RACHEL GROANS) 157 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:30,644 See? It�s a wonder, what a little bit of color can do. 158 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:32,370 Are you sure I look OK? 159 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,875 You look so hot. 160 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,747 And you know what? That�s such a Capricorn trait. 161 00:06:36,846 --> 00:06:38,156 That�s it. I�m gonna do it. 162 00:06:38,248 --> 00:06:39,948 Tonight, I�m gonna talk to my crush. 163 00:06:40,049 --> 00:06:41,249 That�s the spirit! 164 00:06:41,351 --> 00:06:43,981 He won�t be able to turn you down looking like that. 165 00:06:44,087 --> 00:06:45,397 You know what, Sarah? 166 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,118 I�m really glad you crash-landed here. 167 00:06:47,223 --> 00:06:50,323 You�re the closest thing I�ve ever had to a real friend. 168 00:06:50,426 --> 00:06:52,636 -(MAGICAL TINKLING) -(PHONE CHIMES) 169 00:06:52,729 --> 00:06:54,259 (DING!) 170 00:06:55,932 --> 00:06:59,132 I feel the same way, Capricorn. 171 00:06:59,235 --> 00:07:01,445 (DRUNKEN SHOUTING) 172 00:07:01,537 --> 00:07:03,497 (DANCE MUSIC THUMPS) 173 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,841 Alright, so I�ll introduce you to everyone. 174 00:07:06,943 --> 00:07:10,083 That�s Virgo. She�s smart, sophisticated and kind. 175 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:12,109 She gets the job done without complaining. 176 00:07:12,215 --> 00:07:14,155 -Virgos are amazing... -OK. Yeah, I get it. 177 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:17,280 Oh, Capricorn. Didn�t think you�d show up. 178 00:07:17,387 --> 00:07:19,097 Thought you�d be at home reading books 179 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:21,558 or something super-duper lame like that! (LAUGHS) 180 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:23,358 -Super-duper-duper... -No. Shh. 181 00:07:23,459 --> 00:07:25,259 (WHIMPERS) 182 00:07:27,397 --> 00:07:29,467 Oh, God. That�s him. 183 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:32,403 Oh! So, what�s his name? 184 00:07:32,502 --> 00:07:34,402 (SIGHS) Aquarius. 185 00:07:34,504 --> 00:07:37,074 He�s been my crush for, like, literally forever. 186 00:07:37,173 --> 00:07:38,613 But he never notices me. 187 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,978 Well, let�s see what he thinks of the new Capricorn. 188 00:07:42,078 --> 00:07:44,138 (AQUARIUS CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY) 189 00:07:44,247 --> 00:07:46,017 Huh? (CONTINUES CHATTERING) 190 00:07:46,115 --> 00:07:48,755 I don�t think I can do this. I don�t feel comfortable. 191 00:07:48,851 --> 00:07:51,321 I just wanna play marbles. Just let me play marbles. 192 00:07:51,421 --> 00:07:53,351 No, no! You can do it. Trust me. 193 00:07:53,456 --> 00:07:55,296 -(MAGICAL TINKLING) -(PHONE CHIMES) 194 00:07:56,159 --> 00:07:58,329 (SIGHS) We need to get him to notice you. 195 00:07:58,428 --> 00:08:00,458 Just do that sexy walk like we practiced. 196 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,803 -Are you sure about this? -Yes. Go! 197 00:08:05,134 --> 00:08:08,644 (CHEESY ROCK MUSIC) 198 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,814 -Hi, I�m Cap... -(CRACK) 199 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,122 (ALL LAUGH) 200 00:08:22,218 --> 00:08:23,948 Crapricorn is literally 201 00:08:24,053 --> 00:08:26,993 the worst, most losery thing in the universe! 202 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,490 -(ALL LAUGH) -HOROSCOPE: You dumb idiot! 203 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,692 (WEEPS) 204 00:08:31,794 --> 00:08:33,794 (LAUGHS) Whoa, wait. 205 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:35,466 You�re into marbles? 206 00:08:35,565 --> 00:08:36,935 (STAMMERS) Yes. 207 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:40,503 So... Uh, Jesus, this is weird. 208 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,703 -So am I. -(MARBLES CLINK IN BAG) 209 00:08:42,805 --> 00:08:44,205 Oh... 210 00:08:44,307 --> 00:08:47,147 Some of these are pretty rare too. 211 00:08:47,243 --> 00:08:50,043 There�s only 10 of this one in existence. 212 00:08:50,146 --> 00:08:51,586 Do you wanna, like, 213 00:08:51,681 --> 00:08:53,181 date or something? 214 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:56,122 Uh... OK. 215 00:08:58,888 --> 00:09:00,288 (PHONE CHIMES) 216 00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:01,960 (DING!) 217 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,097 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 218 00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:09,135 Get ready to die! (CHUCKLES) 219 00:09:09,232 --> 00:09:10,332 Oh! 220 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:12,133 (PHONE CHIMES) 221 00:09:12,235 --> 00:09:14,435 One sec. My horoscope just came in. 222 00:09:14,537 --> 00:09:20,247 "As an Aquarius, you will find true... love today"? 223 00:09:21,210 --> 00:09:24,010 -Guys... you can go. -(GENTLE MUSIC) 224 00:09:24,113 --> 00:09:25,513 Get out of here. 225 00:09:25,615 --> 00:09:27,985 I�m in a really good mood right now. 226 00:09:28,084 --> 00:09:31,084 I�m gonna find love. Wow, me! 227 00:09:32,021 --> 00:09:33,491 Thank you, space beast. 228 00:09:33,589 --> 00:09:36,919 I guess love can even exist in space. 229 00:09:37,026 --> 00:09:39,336 Yeah. I guess it can. 230 00:09:39,429 --> 00:09:44,499 SONG: ? My horoscope came and said that I�d find love today 231 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,700 ? I love you. 232 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:50,073 Capricorn, I�m so happy for you! You did it! 233 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,610 Where are you going? 234 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:55,608 Oh, Aquarius and I are going to Planet Bali. 235 00:09:55,711 --> 00:09:58,381 Oh, great! That�s where I was going. Can I come? 236 00:09:58,481 --> 00:10:00,851 Um, Sarah, to be honest, 237 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:02,650 I know what you were doing. 238 00:10:02,752 --> 00:10:05,922 You were just trying to help me for your own selfish reasons. 239 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:09,092 -You�re... kind of toxic. -What? 240 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:12,292 CAPRICORN: It was nice meeting you, I guess. �Bye! 241 00:10:13,796 --> 00:10:16,436 How am I supposed to get home? 242 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:17,932 Ah! 243 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:23,270 Oi! Get in, ya ---- head! 244 00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:25,812 Rachel! Thank God. 245 00:10:26,742 --> 00:10:28,512 SONG: ? La-da-da... 246 00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:31,281 And then my horoscope went to Planet Bali with Aquarius 247 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,780 and abandoned me. 248 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,482 Hmm. Sounds familiar. 249 00:10:34,584 --> 00:10:36,424 (SIGHS) I�m sorry, Rachel. 250 00:10:36,519 --> 00:10:38,589 I shouldn�t have treated you like that. 251 00:10:38,688 --> 00:10:40,088 But being away from you 252 00:10:40,189 --> 00:10:43,219 made me realize how much I appreciate you. 253 00:10:44,594 --> 00:10:46,394 Friends? 254 00:10:48,431 --> 00:10:50,001 Best friends. 255 00:10:52,702 --> 00:10:55,302 -Oh, uh... -Oh. Sorry. 256 00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:57,672 Onwards to the next epic 257 00:10:57,773 --> 00:11:02,343 and wacky adventure...! 18168

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