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-(DANCE MUSIC THUMPS)
-Party forever!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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That�s my Sarah!
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I�m never gonna regret tonight!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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-(SARAH GROANS)
-(MAGPIE WARBLES OUTSIDE)
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-Uh! -Don�t worry.
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We didn�t do anything.
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I was just admiring you
all night.
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(MOANS)
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(BRIGHT MUSIC)
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-(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS) -What�s up?
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(SIGHS)
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I�m just thinking.
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Is this what I�m supposed
to be doing with my life?
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Just going out and getting
wasted every night?
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(SIGHS) I don�t know, I just...
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..feel like I�m stuck in
a loop of partying and regret.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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(DING!)
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Oh, God, even my horoscope
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says my life sucks.
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(SOBS)
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Well, Sarah, if you�re
feeling depressed,
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you can always go and stay
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in our holiday house
on Planet Bali.
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You know what? That...
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That actually sounds
like a good idea.
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Well, you can use
my rocket if you want.
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I�ve got it in the garage.
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Bloody thing hasn�t
been used in ages.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
That�d be great, Dad.
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OK, fine!
You wanna use it, fine.
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Just take things
when you wanna use them,
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if that�s the kind
of person you are.
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I was just about to use it,
but that�s fine.
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If you don�t wanna use it,
that�s fine, that�s OK. Yep.
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BILL: There it is.
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I call it... Rocket,
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the Dad... the Dad Rocket,
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2... 3000.
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-Is it safe? -(SNIFFS) Nuh.
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Alright, I�m ready to leave!
Let�s go!
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Uh, look, Rachel,
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I like going out with you
and partying and everything,
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but I think we need a bit
of a break from each other.
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What?
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Not forever. It�s just... well...
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My horoscope said I need a break
from my toxic best friend
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and I was thinking
that might mean you.
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(SNARLS) Nah!
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I think I wanna be
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alone on this trip.
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Sure. Fine.
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That�s OK.
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Thanks for
understanding, Rachel.
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(WHIRRING)
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You and I can...
can hang out if you want.
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Salutations!
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Get the ---- outta my ---- face,
----! ---- off!
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OK, if that�s the way
you want to play it,
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I guess you won�t find out
how we can get to Sarah, then.
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(CHUCKLES)
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What are you talking about?
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Yes, I�ve been working on
my own rocket for a while now.
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My little passion project,
you could say.
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It�s a little weekend hobby.
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SHOW ME!
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I call it the Lucas Rocket.
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Literally the best rocket
of all time.
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Can we catch up
to Sarah with it?
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Yes, if we leave promptly.
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By my calculations,
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Sarah should be in
the Omega Region about now.
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SONG: ? The Omega Region!
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(MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY
THROUGH HEADPHONES)
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Ahh, this is exactly
what I needed.
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(SCREECHES)
Approaching Planet Bali!
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-SARAH: Oh!
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
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-(ALARM BLARES) -(WHIMPERS)
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(SINGS) ? Welcome
to Planet Bali... ?
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(SARAH SCREAMS)
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(WHOOSHING)
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(STAMMERS)
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(ALARM BLARES)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(ROCKET ROARS)
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Ugh!
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS)
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FEMALE VOICE: Are you OK?
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Oh, I think so. (GASPS)
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What�s going on?
Where am I? Am I dead?
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No, you�re on Planet Horoscope.
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I�m Capricorn.
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I�m guessing you�re here
for tonight�s frat party.
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I�m not going because
I wasn�t invited
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because everyone hates me.
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I was gonna play
marbles instead.
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-Marbles? -Yeah.
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When I get depressed or anxious,
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I play marbles by myself.
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It just makes me happy.
I don�t know.
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I�m just a weirdo or something.
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But then your
rocket crash-landed
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right next to me.
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-Do you wanna play with me?
-Sorry, I can�t.
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I need to get my rocket fixed.
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-I was on my way to Planet Bali.
-Oh. OK.
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-(MAGICAL TINKLING)
-(PHONE CHIMES)
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"Capricorns will be
rejected today"?
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Oh, my God. You�re a Capricorn?
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Yeah. Wait a second.
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Does this have something
to do with you?
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Yeah. I�m your star sign.
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Anything that happens to me
or my 11 frat mates
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happens to all humans on earth.
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And, yeah, I�ve been having
a pretty shit time lately.
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So whatever happens to you
happens to me?
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Mm-hm.
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You know what, Capricorn?
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I�m gonna come to that party
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and make sure you have
the best time ever.
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LOL! Look at �Crapricorn�
trying to make friends!
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What a loser!
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Yeah, you get him,
Sagittarius. You get him.
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Come on, guys.
Let�s go to the party. (LAUGHS)
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Oh, I must play with my marbles
and forget this awful world.
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No, wait.
Don�t worry about them.
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Let�s go get you ready.
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Nuh, nuh! No more YOLO.
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-CHORUS: Boring!
-Move that over!
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You�re watching
a new TV show right now.
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You�re watching:
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Mmm, it appears Sarah
has gone off course.
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Computer, set a course
for Planet Horoscope.
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Rachel, would you like to say
anything to the computer?
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(SOFTLY) No.
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Calal Mulooki, how long until
we drop out of hyperspace
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and reach
Planet Horoscope�s orbit?
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"Oh, it will be
20 minutes, captain!"
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-Can you shut the ---- up? -Oh!
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Dear passengers,
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I�ve entrapped your ship.
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You have made the mistake
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of flying into the Gaganosh
Region. (CHUCKLES)
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Is that... What is that?
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We have locked your ship down
until we find
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an appropriate way
to deal with you,
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which will be death. (CHUCKLES)
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Ah, egad, it appears
we have been entangled
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in a cosmic misadventure.
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Don�t worry, Rachel.
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In the name of Emperor Neona,
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we shall prevail over
this domineering evil!
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(RACHEL GROANS)
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See? It�s a wonder, what
a little bit of color can do.
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Are you sure I look OK?
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You look so hot.
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And you know what?
That�s such a Capricorn trait.
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That�s it. I�m gonna do it.
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Tonight, I�m gonna
talk to my crush.
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That�s the spirit!
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He won�t be able to turn
you down looking like that.
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You know what, Sarah?
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I�m really glad
you crash-landed here.
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You�re the closest thing
I�ve ever had to a real friend.
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-(MAGICAL TINKLING)
-(PHONE CHIMES)
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(DING!)
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I feel the same way, Capricorn.
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(DRUNKEN SHOUTING)
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(DANCE MUSIC THUMPS)
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Alright, so I�ll introduce you
to everyone.
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That�s Virgo. She�s smart,
sophisticated and kind.
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She gets the job done
without complaining.
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-Virgos are amazing...
-OK. Yeah, I get it.
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Oh, Capricorn.
Didn�t think you�d show up.
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Thought you�d be at home
reading books
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or something super-duper lame
like that! (LAUGHS)
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-Super-duper-duper... -No. Shh.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Oh, God. That�s him.
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Oh! So, what�s his name?
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(SIGHS) Aquarius.
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He�s been my crush for,
like, literally forever.
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But he never notices me.
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Well, let�s see what he thinks
of the new Capricorn.
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(AQUARIUS CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY)
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Huh? (CONTINUES CHATTERING)
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I don�t think I can do this.
I don�t feel comfortable.
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I just wanna play marbles.
Just let me play marbles.
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No, no! You can do it. Trust me.
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-(MAGICAL TINKLING)
-(PHONE CHIMES)
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(SIGHS) We need
to get him to notice you.
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Just do that sexy walk
like we practiced.
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-Are you sure about this?
-Yes. Go!
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(CHEESY ROCK MUSIC)
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-Hi, I�m Cap... -(CRACK)
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Crapricorn is literally
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the worst, most losery thing
in the universe!
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-(ALL LAUGH)
-HOROSCOPE: You dumb idiot!
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(WEEPS)
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(LAUGHS) Whoa, wait.
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You�re into marbles?
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(STAMMERS) Yes.
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So... Uh, Jesus, this is weird.
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-So am I.
-(MARBLES CLINK IN BAG)
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Oh...
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Some of these are
pretty rare too.
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There�s only 10 of this one
in existence.
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Do you wanna, like,
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date or something?
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Uh... OK.
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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(DING!)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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Get ready to die! (CHUCKLES)
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Oh!
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(PHONE CHIMES)
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One sec. My horoscope
just came in.
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"As an Aquarius, you will
find true... love today"?
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-Guys... you can go.
-(GENTLE MUSIC)
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Get out of here.
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I�m in a really
good mood right now.
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I�m gonna find love. Wow, me!
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Thank you, space beast.
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I guess love can even
exist in space.
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Yeah. I guess it can.
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SONG: ? My horoscope came and
said that I�d find love today
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? I love you.
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Capricorn, I�m so happy for you!
You did it!
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Where are you going?
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Oh, Aquarius and I are
going to Planet Bali.
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Oh, great! That�s where
I was going. Can I come?
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Um, Sarah, to be honest,
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I know what you were doing.
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You were just trying to help me
for your own selfish reasons.
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-You�re... kind of toxic. -What?
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CAPRICORN: It was nice
meeting you, I guess. �Bye!
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How am I supposed to get home?
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Ah!
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Oi! Get in, ya ---- head!
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Rachel! Thank God.
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SONG: ? La-da-da...
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And then my horoscope went
to Planet Bali with Aquarius
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and abandoned me.
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Hmm. Sounds familiar.
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(SIGHS) I�m sorry, Rachel.
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I shouldn�t have
treated you like that.
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But being away from you
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made me realize
how much I appreciate you.
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Friends?
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Best friends.
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-Oh, uh... -Oh. Sorry.
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Onwards to the next epic
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and wacky adventure...!
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