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Go! Go! Go! Go!

Right here.

Clear!

You're still doing it wrong.

You have to go into the room, look around, see if it's clear,

and then yell, "Clear!"

I did that. -No, you didn't.

You just didn't see.

I'm a speed reader. My eyes work fast.

Also, I know that it's going to be hard for you to pull this off,

but you have to at least pretend

like you're going to be intimidating.

You don't seem like you're going to use deadly force at all.

Uh, my gun's better than your gun.

Olive Bear isn't a gun.

She's nunchucks. Okay?

Watch me. Mm.

Not clear!

I told you I'd smoke you out.

You're going to jail, buddy.

That is no fair. You didn't tell me the skip was under there.

I decided in the moment.

Your room is such a mess,

there could be skips everywhere.

Also bedbugs.

Why does my clock say it's 9:48?

That can't be right.

That would mean that church starts in twelve minutes.

Mom and Dad are gonna kill us.

I have to shower!

If we don't survive this,

I want you to know that I've cherished our time together.

Same. I love you!

Stop it! -I won't.

And I'm sorry that I lost your Bratz doll on that roller coaster.

When we reached the loop, my hands let go!

* I'm on my knees *

* For the throne *

* And I'm struck by your love *

You're late.

Sorry.

* Oh, I'm struck by your love *

* I'm on my knees *

* I'm on my knees *

* I'm on my knees *

* Mmm *

What a wonderful ministry of song.

Thank you, brothers and sisters.

Beloved!

Before I begin, today's sermon is a bit adult-themed.

So, if you would like to avoid some uncomfortable questions

at brunch,

please send your little ones off to visit with the Youth pastor.

Now, y'all see me up here every Sunday,

so you know I like to talk.

Something you may not know about me...

is that most nights I like to go home,

watch Wheel of Fortune...

and have sex.

I know. I know.

Hard word to hear in the house of the Lord,

but why? Why?

I am a Christian man with love in my heart,

and I am married to this beautiful creature.

Beloved, sex is a gift from God.

So, I say to my married brothers and sisters out there,

take time to celebrate this gift and do God's will.

In fact, I'm gonna issue you a challenge.

Every single day this week,

I want y'all married folks to have sex.

Oh, I know, you're going to be tired from work.

You're already doing the challenge. -Shh.

What? He knows you've had sex.

He probably watched, too. He sees everything.

It's so weird that nobody's at the Stevens' pew.

I know, right?

They're besmirched by scandal, but they're not dead.

Do you think anyone knows what happened?

Mm-mm. -I hope his wife and kids forgive him,

but it's hard coming back from beating up a one-legged hooker.

She was a "leggy" hooker, Vernon.

Yeah, but it... it... it's just awful,

but we shouldn't rush to judgment.

It is easy for people to lose their way.

Amen.

Do you think...

Do you think God's mad that we're doing the challenge?

No. No, he knows that we're going to get married.

One day.

We're just being good students and getting an early start.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

You know, I miss you already.

I wish we could FaceTime when we sleep.

We can! -Mm-hm.

All right, I'll FaceTime you later.

Okay. -Okay.

So, what did y'all think of the sermon?

Seems pretty clear.

Have sex if you're married and only if you're married.

Right. -Yeah, then we got it.

We got it. -Got it.

Good. It gives you all something to look forward to.

Yeah. -Being married and all.

That's right.

Okay, bye! -Ew.

Wait, where are you going? -To work.

You have two gainfully employed daughters now, remember?

Yeah, we could be out running wild in the streets,

but instead, we're stimulating the local economy.

Good.

Y'all can pay me back this week.

For the truck.

Yeah.

Wow. He's really holding a grudge. -Yeah, like, let it go.

You know, a week is a long time if you think about it.

What, you didn't get a clear enough visual

of Mom and Dad making love?

You want to talk about it some more?

I can't help it.

I've got peen on the brain.

I thought it would have happened for me and Jennings by now,

but you beat me to the punch

and Pastor Booth is waving it in my face.

Bowser, when was the last time you stuck a fork in a pork bun?

Not this, not with you.

Okay, so recently.

No! -So a while then? That's not good.

Would you please just leave me out of

whatever the hell it is you're yakking about?

She's upset because she hasn't sealed the deal with Jennings yet.

What's a Jennings?

My freaking boyfriend, Bowser.

Yeah, but she isn't considering

is the fact the people around her having sex are in love.

Wait, what?

Well, Luke, and I didn't even think of doing it

until we professed our love for each other.

And after that, it was kind of game on.

Right. Of course.

I just need a little intimacy to grease the wheels.

If it happened for you, it'll definitely happen for me.

Obviously.

So, how do we fall in love as fast as humanly possible?

Uh...

Anyway, my bondswoman is coming over.

What's that?

A bondswoman is someone who puts up bail,

AKA, a bond, for criminals. -Oh.

If they miss their court date, she calls us,

we catch the skip, everybody gets paid.

Seems like we're doing her dirty work, but go on.

What we need to do now is get our story straight

about who you are.

Okay? Now I'm thinking maybe you're my interns,

and the reason you look so young

is because your mama smoked when she was pregnant.

Hard no. Not even in a lie.

Cigarettes are bad.

Yeah, they'll kill you. We're not kidding.

Let's say that we look really young because we stayed out of the sun.

Yeah. Ooh, and maybe we're former gymnasts.

As long as my thing can be balance beam.

Yeah, of course! I'm more of a vaulter anyway.

So after the Olympic trials, they studied criminal justice

in hopes of being licensed one day

as bounty hunters in the wonderful state of Georgia.

If we ever infiltrate a Brownie troop, I suppose you'll be useful.

How'd you meet Bowser?

Uh, same way you did, probably.

Yes, totally the same way.

What? -Mr. Bowser and I...

Worked together. In a club.

And then... -Became friends.

Bumped uglies until he married my straight-up crazy sister.

Wh...? Plot twist. You're married?

Was.

Mm-hm. Chose the wrong door on that game show.

So... work?

Kenneth Chu. Twenty-seven years old,

facing two counts of counterfeiting.

No known social media activity,

but we do have an address that he used

to send himself stuff from Amazon.

Spry toothpaste, pool float.

Sounds like a freak.

Which brings me to our undercover work.

Above...

I have a finger wave,

a stacked bob

or, ooh...

A little red pixie that can go either...

street teen, dog lover... woof...

or lost Russian tourist.

"Hello, where is the Marta?"

Okay, Carmen Sandiego, we're not detectives or spies.

Go on and put away your little drag bag.

What? No, I want the good stuff,

like kicking down doors and shit, like Terrance Coin.

So, the skip's inside.

Apparently, he's a big bitch.

Luckily, I eat big bitch for breakfast.

Let's go.

Let's rope that skip.

Night-night.

He's a punk and a clown.

And that catchphrase?

You're jealous because he has 15.000 subscribers

and your mama won't even like your Instagram posts.

My mama hates sunsets!

Listen to me,

maybe one time out of a hundred,

you gotta trust your gut and kick in a door.

Yeah. -No.

For the most part, bounty hunting is a slow, steady race.

And I'm hard.

Then sit out this case.

No! -Yes!

As my interns, it is your job to learn.

You can ride along with me, ask me questions,

but don't touch my radio.

And no snacks in the car. -But...

You can chew gum, but only if you save your wrapper to spit.

For the record, I smashed him when he was fun.

You were fun?

Okay, I found this article in the failing New York Times

called, "Thirty-six Questions That Lead to Love."

Sweet.

Why?

If you answer the questions with your partner,

you gain intimacy.

And then, like, we get to do it.

And then we get to fall in love.

Then we get to do it.

Blair, have I ever told you you're the coolest girl in school?

No, you are.

Okay, um...

First question.

What would constitute a perfect day for you?

Being with you.

Same.

Oh, my God, it's working.

I like you so much.

Mm.

We almost did it. -But you didn't?

We kissed for a really long time and then the bell rang.

But his thing was, like, throbbing on my hip.

It had a heartbeat.

Hey! Would y'all shut up?

Jesus. What the hell?

Sorry, ma'am. Yes, teenagers.

Um, listen, I'd like to just come by as a general guest.

You're basically there. -Yeah, I know.

Okay.

No, I got it.

Thank you.

For nothing.

All right, so this is the last address Kenneth Chu used.

An old home? -Mm-hm.

It's not a residence, so we don't have legal grounds to enter.

And the home won't allow unregistered guests,

so we can't even go in and poke around.

That's okay.

Sterling and I can create a diversion

while you sneak in.

She can Irish step dance.

I'm not above flashing.

I'm thinking of something that won't get us arrested.

Bounty hunters can get arrested?

Yes.

Now listen to me.

As my interns, I'm gonna give you an assignment.

This is the bounty hunting equivalent of you getting me coffee.

You ready? -Yeah.

For you to take time out of your studies

to come read scripture to our folks, that just warms my heart.

Come on, right this way.

Hm. It doesn't smell as old as I thought it would.

Hi mister, are you lost?

You're welcome.

Here you go.

Um... No, thank you.

But old people love coffee.

I don't drink on the job.

Okay? It makes me want to go to the bathroom.

You don't drink water?

No. I can self-hydrate.

I'm doing it now.

Mm.

Thank you.

So the receptionist confirmed that there is no Kenneth Chu here.

But there is a Linda Chu.

Shall we go read the Word of God to her?

Don't say it like that, all sarcastic.

I wasn't being sarcastic.

My grandson sends stuff here?

What is it? Porn? Drugs?

According to our sources,

it was Spry toothpaste and a pool float.

What do those items mean to you?

Ma'am, when was the last time you spoke to him?

I haven't seen him in a year.

Do you know anyone who's kept in touch with your grandson?

Tookie doesn't have any friends.

All he cares about is money.

I wish he'd send some my way

so I could upgrade from this dump.

The Nixon Wing is the crappiest one in this place.

I mean the Reagan Wing, the Truman,

that's where it's at.

Anything but the Lincoln Wing.

That's where they move you

when you're about to complete your final act...

Like Miguel there.

Eh, I love you, too.

Asshole.

Okay. Well, thank you very much.

Oh, and they skimp on our toilets too.

She was a yapper. -Yeah.

Although I get where she's coming from.

I know faux granite when I see it.

Yeah, Kenneth Chu must have a lifeline out there.

Yeah, but how do we find out who that is

if he doesn't have a single social media account?

Also, how can you not have a single social media account?

Tookie! -What's a tookie?

She called him, "Tookie."

What?

Okay, can we just take a second to acknowledge how smart I am?

I mean, I really should be doing better in school.

Uh-huh. So, he does have a life.

And it looks like this Melissa is his piece.

You shouldn't talk about women like that.

She's wearing a scrunchie as a shirt.

But okay, she's the love of his life.

She works at a salon in East Lake.

Wait.

Should we do a stakeout? Please.

Oh. -Pretty please, can we do a stakeout?

Okay, Okay, I'll find out when her shift is,

but this is not a 007 sexy recon mission, nuh-uh.

No. No. No.

This is gonna be you guys, without your phones,

doing exactly as I tell you. Do you understand?

Yes, Sire. Your wish is my wish.

Okay, that was not Russian.

That sounded like Chinese up in there. What is happening here?

So that's the thing about Ephesians.

It says there should not be even a hint of sexual immorality

or any kind of impurity.

Or of greed.

So, if any of you are coveting things then let's talk about that.

I... I took my brother's bandana.

Which I guess is stealing, not coveting.

Oh.

Uh, Veronica Lopez debuted a new spiral notebook

and for a second, I wished that I had bought it first.

Oh, well, the fact that you're, uh, talking about it

proves that you've already repented.

So, thank you Hannah B.

Mm, and thank you Sterling W.

Let's give her a hand, guys.

This was a great way to start Fellowship.

Oh, we're gonna have so much fun this year!

Yeah.

And you know what? I was thinking

you should totally just use my parking space.

Yes, because I'm scootering these days,

so the curb is fine by me.

Yes, I am. I'm scootering, guys.

Scootering, that's pretty cool, isn't it?

Uh, thank you, but I don't need any special treatment.

I'm here to minister.

So beloved, let's end with a prayer.

Yes.

Okay.

Dear Lord, please guide us as we start our journey in Fellowship.

Awaken us, especially our brothers and sisters in need,

like April,

no matter when she comes back, if at all ever.

Bless her wherever the winds may take her.

Touching.

April!

I guess those ble... blessed winds brought you back.

What are you doing here?

I had a stomach bug,

which is why I must look thinner than usual.

Yeah, I see it. -Turn to the side, and you're gone.

And I heard there was weird talk about my dad,

but he left for a long work trip to Tokyo,

so I don't know where that was coming from.

Why is she back?

Okay, I know you're panicking, but there's a bright side.

Which is? -She's lying.

So? -So?

She doesn't know we turned her dad in.

Oh. -See?

So, we just the same everyone else

and play dumb? -Absolutely.

Okay. Yeah, I can do that.

The weather in Asia's supposed to be really great.

Be cool.

Okay.

Great job.

Oh, thank you.

I'm really glad that you're feeling better, April.

Don't pretend like you care.

There's not a genuine bone in your body.

Unless you're counting Luke's.

Are you preserving that?

I'm not gonna let this thing roll around in my bag

and riddle it with herpes.

What do you want?

What I've always wanted. Your position.

So, resign as Fellowship Leader by Friday,

or this puppy goes wide.

Girls, goodnight.

We are gonna turn in early.

Chloe's gonna stay with y'all tonight. -Why? She likes your bed.

Oh, well, we don't want her watching us... sleep.

Right, because we're turning in early to rest and dream.

Okay. Goodnight.

They are obviously going to bang.

Gross!

At least we saved your eyeballs from catching on fire. Yes, we did.

What is wrong?

I'm quitting Fellowship.

Stop. We've been through this.

Yeah, well, maybe I decided that it's not worth the fight.

April will be a fine leader.

Are you kidding me?

She'll make it all about herself.

She doesn't care about Christianity.

Well, apparently she cares more than I do

because she's willing to spread a rumor about me.

I mean, it's not a rumor, but still.

No... A rumor.

That's all it is.

Hey, did y'all hear what happened in Fellowship yesterday?

Someone dropped a condom wrapper.

Oh.

No, Veronica, I heard it was a used condom

and that it was found in Band.

Or was it Drama?

Hey, Tiffany...

Should we say it's mine?

I mean, it sounds like something I'd do.

What's going on?

You haven't heard?

Tammy DeWitt found a love glove in Woodshop!

No, it was Horny Lorna in Gym

and it wasn't just one. It was a box.

This is the weirdest game of Clue ever.

I don't understand.

Ooh, what is your greatest accomplishment in life?

Well, I do have the most kills out of all my friends on Fortnite.

What about you?

Being a completely original person.

Okay, "What would you like to be famous for?

Rapping, for sure.

Check it.

* Young Jennings * * Cash pending, sale pending *

* Mind-bendin' *

Something like that, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

You?

Um...

TBD, but something that completely changes the course of humankind.

You know what? These are too broad. Um...

Oh, here's a good one.

"How is your relationship with your mother?"

My mom's, like, my soulmate, you know?

She's, like, my rock.

What about you?

Yeah, um...

she's more like a boulder than a... a rock,

but... same.

Make ou... t.

Please. Yeah.

How much longer do we have to watch this woman frost bangs?

I can only take so much.

Shift was supposed to be over an hour ago.

Maybe she got pulled into a double.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, that? I, uh... drank a smoothie earlier.

Didn't know it had liquid in it.

You know you can go to the bathroom like a normal person?

There's a gas station down the street. -No.

Bowser, it's really bad for your body...

I'm fine.

Please, just talk amongst yourselves, will ya?

What does it mean when you kiss with your eyes open?

Okay, I'm out.

I'll be back in ten.

Seriously, what do you think it means?

Do you kiss Luke like that?

I'm sure I have.

Um...

I haven't. -Shit!

Jennings is the only guy at school that could even remotely get me.

What if we're not falling in love?

You are. -Well, it's not happening quick enough.

I'm literally dying of horniness.

I'm going in.

What? No! We don't even know what to ask.

"Where is Kenneth Chu?"

Sounds clear to me.

Hey there. Do you have time for a wax?

Sure. Lip?

Brow.

Really?

Ow.

Getting ready for a date.

My boyfriend's taking me out for American food.

Ow.

He says I'm lucky to have him even buy me a potato skin.

You tell him to go suck a butt.

No man should ever talk to you like that.

Um, he's so controlling,

but it's probably just because he loves me, right?

No, that kind of love is a lie.

Are you in love?

Ish.

My dude does all this shady shit

and says it's for me and our future.

Although I want to believe it, I know it's a lie, too.

Yeah, where does he get off telling you that?

Literally, where does he live to have learned such a thing?

What? -I mean, his values are awful.

What neighborhood does that come from?

Druid Hills? Decatur?

What's his address?

Ow!

You know what? I left something in the back.

Give me one sec.

Okay.

Oh, shit! I blew it.

Shit! Shit! Shit.

According to her mother,

Melissa has fled to her uncle's in North Carolina,

with Kenneth presumably riding shotgun.

Does that mean that she's involved? -It doesn't matter.

He's the skip.

The only way I get paid is if I bring him in.

I'm sorry, dude, but I was trying to help.

No! You were in such a goddamn rush to kick down doors that you...

anti-helped.

You hindered!

So, do you think it's going to slow down our paycheck?

What about this don't you understand?

Hm? If I don't get paid, you don't get paid.

But our parents have been asking about the money and...

Oh. Well, you tell your parents

that you messed up at work, huh?

That wouldn't be a lie.

Cathy, do with them what you wish.

Have you met the fudge pump?

So, I guess if I could wake up tomorrow

with, like, one special ability,

it would be to see through things, you know?

Mm-hm.

Look, Jennings...

We're not in love.

No.

I felt it or... or I didn't,

but I really wanted to. -Yeah.

It's like this one time I was in Drama class

and I was supposed to laugh at the end of the scene,

but I got so excited that I laughed through all of the scene

and I got an F.

I feel you.

I messed up my boss's project at work,

but it was only because I really wanted to finish it.

Of course, you've got passion.

And you've got instincts.

Hey, screw Mr. Pearl for failing you.

Laughing through a scene can definitely be an arc.

I've just, like, never been able to share this stuff

with a girl before.

Me either.

With a boy.

That's why I feel comfortable just being, like...

"I don't like you."

Really? 'Cause, um... I hate you.

Your answers were strange.

Yours were stupid.

You have deeply rooted issues with your mom.

And you're going to bone yours... one day.

So, we're breaking up, right?

It already happened, babe.

I should never have underestimated her fortitude.

In third grade, she held a burp all through Easter worship.

What do you mean her "fortitude"?

Oh.

Like, the rumor mill completely passed her by,

even though every other person got hit with shrapnel.

Yeah. The last one I heard

was that we found the condom and used it.

I mean, can you even imagine?

I'd rather not, so...

Well, maybe Sterling is lucky.

Some people in the world just are.

I don't believe in luck.

Need some help?

I miss the days of just "trash."

Right?

There's a bin for everything now.

Paper, glass...

Latex.

Then again, without some rules and structure...

guiding principles...

it'd be anarchy.

Are we, um... Are we still talking about trash?

I know you and Sterling have strayed.

And that might be fine for heathens and Yankees,

but she's head of fellowship and you're captain of the golf team.

If you two aren't walking the walk,

how can you expect anyone else to?

I don't know what... What are you...

I don't know what you're ta...

I know. I know.

Let me explain.

Unbelievable.

Thank you. I did a sheet mask.

You threatened Luke.

No, I exploited the weak spot.

Like we're taught in Forensics.

We aren't playing for trophies here.

Luke is a person.

A sweet, sensitive person. He can't handle the pressure.

Which is why I'll spare outing him and you,

if you resign.

Why are you acting like this?

Is it because of what's going on with your family?

We go to the same church, I know what happened.

What John did is his problem.

He's still your dad. -I don't care.

He beat up a prostitute.

I'm not a fan of sex workers, but they deserve to be safe.

Just not allowed to vote.

April... -What?

I'm sorry.

Resign or pretty boy walks the plank.

And there are sharks in the waters...

and, like, rough coral reef.

Girls?

Oh.

Hey, girls.

How are you?

Okay, well... um, your father was... walking upstairs

and he tweaked his back,

and our heating pad is finally kaput.

Twenty-two years is a good run.

So do you mind going to the drugstore and getting him a new one?

We're beat, Mom.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked it like that.

Go to the drugstore and get him a new one.

That's not fair.

Our breadwinner has a seized rhomboid. Honey, that is not fair.

You know, we had very emotional days

and you didn't even ask about them.

We worked all week. -Yeah.

Really? Well, we wouldn't know.

We haven't seen a penny of your wages.

Oh, we're saving it...

um, so that we can give you one big payment on Friday.

Mm-hm.

Oh, well, that's responsible

and inspiring and...

I'm proud of you.

And you're still going to the drugstore.

Chop-chop, girls.

Sad. -Very.

Should we tell him? -He has a right to know.

Those are bad for you, sir.

Yeah, they'll kill you, and we're not kidding.

Pastor Booth! Hi!

The Wesley girls.

Always nice to see people out in the wild.

Oh, I know. They're terrible.

Oh, we're just joking because we knew it was you.

Yeah, we love cigarettes. We talk about them all the time.

No need to make me feel better,

I know the dangers of my habit.

What can I say? It's hard to stop.

But The Bible tells us

if we humble ourselves before the Lord, He will lift us up.

Eventually.

We'll pray for you.

Nah, save your prayers for those that need them.

This is between me and my maker.

See y'all Sunday.

Mm-hm.

Hi.

$25.39.

Do I look stupid?

It's pretty hard to tell just from looking.

These bills are fake.

Don't bring this shit into my store.

Next.

This was the change I got from the old folks' home.

Kenneth.

Bowser, the change from the food stand at the old folks home is fake.

Kenneth Chu had to have been there.

No, no, wait a minute.

We already checked. -But we have proof.

There's counterfeit money in rotation.

All right, maybe we missed something.

You know what? Meet me out front at the home.

I'm gonna waterboard that Linda Chu lady

with a super fizzy can of Sprite.

Blair, don't you pour no soda on that old woman.

I got a better idea. -Oh, what is it?

Aww. What is it? I want to know the plan.

We have to text Mom.

Yeah, tell her we're going to another drugstore.

We'll need a whole list of alibis.

And aliases.

"Black Heart." That'll be one of mine.

Bowser said no undercover stuff.

Well, Bowser is a grown man who can tell the truth to people

about why he's not home right now with a new heating pad.

We are going to have to make up excuses sometimes.

Don't you think we should tell someone

what we're really doing, though?

Maybe Luke?

In case we end up missing or in serious danger?

No. No way.

I mean, we obviously have a gift for this line of work.

Bowser gets it,

but we can't expect other people to.

This has to remain top secret.

You're right. It's like we've been recruited.

The best of the best get recruited.

Like football players, the CIA.

National Merit Scholars. -And models!

I do think this whole thing was kind of, like, meant to be.

I've never been so excited about, like, work.

Working.

It's kind of like we found our calling.

Most people don't know what they want to do with their lives

till they're old, like, twenty-five.

Yeah. What if we become the best bounty hunters in Atlanta?

Or the whole state?

Or the whole country? What's stopping us?

I wish we could tell Mom and Dad.

They'd be so proud. -But we never will.

This could all go away if people find out.

Yeah, okay, never telling. -Never telling.

Twin swear.

You sure he's in here?

She said the Lincoln Wing is where folks go to rot.

This is where I'd hide.

Uh-uh. What are doing? No. No. No. No. Hey.

Put that away.

Okay. You might have caught my attention

with your Annie Oakley antics,

but guns are serious business.

Only as a last resort. Understood?

Mm-mm. -Good.

All right. Sometimes an intimidating flash is all you need.

Hello?

He could be in any of these.

You wanted to kick down doors, didn't ya?

Yeah.

Let's rope that skip.

Holy shit! -Get back! Get back!

Kenneth Chu, I'm a bail enforcement agent.

I've come to take you into...

Get him! Get him! -Okay, wait!

Sterling, keep up!

Tookie!

Wait up!

Get back here!

Slow down!

Excuse me! Coming through. -I'm so sorry.

Actually... -I love your scrubs!

Get him, Bowser!

Stop!

Turn over!

I've had a bad day.

Turn over, you little fuck.

Try me now, motherfucker.

So then, we chased him, and everybody was, like, "Aaah!"

and we were all "Uggh!" and then she sealed off the exit.

I sealed off the exit.

Nice. Now was that before or after you got attacked by that latte?

Oh, hold on. It was a ceramic mug

and it was sixteen ounces, all right? -Hmm.

Good as new.

All right, thank you, Nurse Ratchet.

Ah, can I buy you a sundae?

Tacano. Don't you have any Cointreau?

I got some soju and some gummi bears.

I can make that work.

All right then. I'll show you where it's at.

Well, at least we can pay Mom and Dad back now.

And maybe that'll make them forget

that we didn't get the heating pad.

Oh.

Are you still thinking about Pastor Booth's cancer sticks?

Totally. It's like we peeked behind the curtain

and the Wizard smokes.

Although, we shouldn't judge. It's easy for people to lose their way.

We gave him a pass.

If you put someone on a pedestal,

sometimes it's hard to see them in a different light,

even if they're doing something bad.

I don't get it.

I'm on a pedestal in Fellowship,

so maybe I can own my sins

and still keep my reputation intact.

Wait, you're going to own your sins?

Like, for real?

Uh... I'm not sure about this.

We can never be sure of anything.

But God never gives us more than we can handle.

Remember that golf tournament when you got lemon juice in your eye?

Nature's hot sauce.

It was the hardest win of my life. -But it was a win,

and you looked very cute holding that trophy.

You're right. I did look cute.

God was taking care of you that day in his own way.

We can do this. Just talk fast or I'll change my mind.

I know there's been a lot of gossip around here lately,

so I'd like to set the record straight.

In fact, Ellen?

Mm-hm.

This is going to be a little more teen-themed,

so if you wouldn't mind leaving?

Really? Oh, yeah. Sure.

Yeah, I could... I gotta get my steps in,

so I'll just step on out.

Here if you need me.

The condom wrapper was mine. Luke and I are having sex.

Come on.

What are you doing? -Confessing.

You're not doing it right.

Yeah, again y'all, we're having sexual relations...

um, in the janitor's closet, in, uh, his car...

in this room, actually.

Right, Luke? -Yeah, I wouldn't sit on that couch.

No! No! No!

She is telling the truth.

This is hers.

It's beautiful.

It's disgusting. -Oh.

So why do you have it?

Because she dropped it and I picked it up.

And decided to put it in a little baggie, like baby teeth?

That is disgusting.

Yeah.

It's not mine.

Hannah B, tell them.

Um...

It... It isn't...?

April, if it's yours, admit it.

Yeah, just tell us the truth.

I don't understand why you carry it in your purse.

Tell us the truth. -God knows anyway.

It's disgusting.

Stop. I'm not kidding. It really is mine.

God doesn't care.

I'm a good person and that's all that matters, right?

This is what you wanted.

Congratulations, it's all yours.

Sterling.

You're actually getting your steps in. -Oh, sure am.

And... 24.000.

Time for a Fig Newton break.

How can I help you, Sterling?

I need, or want, to step down as Fellowship leader.

What? How come?

Did Ezequiel bully you about your ponytail?

Because I think it's at the perfect height.

I've just got a lot on my plate right now

with Debate and, um, and AP Chem.

And my mom and my dad just added dishes to my wedge

in my chore wheel, so I'm like... I'm like totally swamped.

I get it. Believe me.

I was elected VP of my condo board

and it's worn me down to a tiny little nub.

So you're not disappointed in me?

No.

You're taking care of you.

I think that's admirable.

I'm still learning to hear my own voice.

I applaud your ability to know yourself,

know your desires.

My desires.

Yes.

Thank you.

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