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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,557 FREEMAN: Stardate 57538.9. 2 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,452 - The Cerritos is working alongside the USS Merced - The Cerritos is working alongside the USS Merced 3 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:20,395 In the relocation of an ancient generation ship, 4 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:22,272 which, due to some unknown calamity, 5 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,940 never reached its destination. 6 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:26,901 Her crew, adrift for centuries, 7 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,903 mummified in disabled cryo units. 8 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,840 - Their most precious cargo... - Their most precious cargo... 9 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,949 Mysterious containers of molecular fluid 10 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:35,744 which generates life from inorganic material. 11 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:38,973 - We suspect they planned to use it on a dead planet - We suspect they planned to use it on a dead planet 12 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,457 To create a habitable environment 13 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,791 they could call home. 14 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,352 - The Merced is here - The Merced is here 15 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,016 To ensure the generation ship is preserved 16 00:00:45,044 --> 00:00:46,588 during transportation, 17 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:49,483 - and I want everyone to give them full support. - And I want everyone to give them full support. 18 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:50,967 Captain Durango and I both served 19 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:52,802 on the Illinois many years ago, 20 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:56,157 - and it is a true delight to be able to work with him again. - And it is a true delight to be able to work with him again. 21 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:57,640 (yawning) 22 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,309 Trouble sleeping, Ensign? 23 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:01,662 - No, I slept great. I mean, maybe too good, honestly. - No, I slept great. I mean, maybe too good, honestly. 24 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:03,605 Just distribute the PADDs. 25 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,482 Starfleet believes this alien vessel 26 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:08,377 - is equipped with unique terraforming technology: - is equipped with unique terraforming technology: 27 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,321 An elemental fluid which can transform inert matter 28 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,174 - into a living ecosystem. - Into a living ecosystem. 29 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:15,825 Towing it will be a delicate procedure. 30 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,262 - Even the slightest flux in tractor beam - Even the slightest flux in tractor beam 31 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,829 Stabilization could damage... 32 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,831 (yawning) 33 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,666 Oh. Oh, I am so sorry. I'm sorry. 34 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,019 - It is just so much information. - It is just so much information. 35 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:26,669 I don't know how you guys aren't yawning. 36 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,839 (scoffs) Your crew doesn't appear to appreciate the gravity 37 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,275 - of our undertaking, Captain. - Of our undertaking, Captain. 38 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:32,759 I assure you, Captain, 39 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,677 my people are the best in the fleet. 40 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,322 - They're proficient, alert and... - They're proficient, alert and... 41 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:37,889 - (yawning) - (scoffs) Mariner! 42 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,933 I am trying to hold it in! 43 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,851 (yawning) 44 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:46,147 ♪ ♪ 45 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,542 ♪ ♪ 46 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,995 ♪ ♪ 47 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,425 - MARINER: Ugh! - MARINER: Ugh! 48 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,051 I had to yawn, okay? I'm sorry. 49 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:59,387 That guy is super boring. Like, "Oh, I'm boring. 50 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:02,491 - I love museums and dust and old gates." - I love museums and dust and old gates." 51 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,934 I know he's boring. He's been boring for 15 years! 52 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,288 - But right now, he's telling everyone on the Merced - But right now, he's telling everyone on the Merced 53 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,522 That I don't have the respect of my crew. 54 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,566 If you ever disrespect me like that again, 55 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:14,336 - I'll skip the court-martial and blow you out the airlock. - I'll skip the court-martial and blow you out the airlock. 56 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,988 Cool. Well, live long and prosper. 57 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:20,175 - Don't you give me that sarcastic Vulcan salute! - Don't you give me that sarcastic Vulcan salute! 58 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:22,577 Beckett! 59 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,889 - Captain, I have the sensor data that you requested. - Captain, I have the sensor data that you requested. 60 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,915 Huh? Oh, right. The sensors. 61 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,792 Ugh. I'm sorry, Jack. It's just Ensign Mariner. 62 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,146 - Ugh. I feel like she stays up all night - Ugh. I feel like she stays up all night 63 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,005 Coming up with new ways to piss me off. 64 00:03:34,088 --> 00:03:36,692 - I honestly don't know why you haven't kicked her off the ship. - I honestly don't know why you haven't kicked her off the ship. 65 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,843 (clears throat) But since it's not my job 66 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,303 to question your motives... 67 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:41,804 If you want to avoid conflict, 68 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,908 - why not reassign her to all the worst jobs? - Why not reassign her to all the worst jobs? 69 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,809 That way, transferring would be her idea, not yours. 70 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,311 - Hmm. - Hmm. 71 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:49,812 Well, we could reassign her 72 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,190 to all the nastiest jobs on the ship. 73 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:55,711 - That way, transferring her would be her idea, not mine. - That way, transferring her would be her idea, not mine. 74 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,488 Brilliant plan. That's why you're the captain. 75 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,239 - Assignment time! - Assignment time! 76 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:01,950 Hatchi machi! (gasps) 77 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,827 I got conference room cleanup duty. In your face! 78 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,805 - -Last time I checked, that was very lame. -(humming) - -Last time I checked, that was very lame. -(humming) 79 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:08,709 Why would you dance? That's not a danceable job. 80 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,559 That's where all the senior officer action happens! 81 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:12,895 - Plus, they have access to better replicator programs than we do, - Plus, they have access to better replicator programs than we do, 82 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,629 And sometimes they let you eat with them! 83 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:15,773 It's, like, basically the same food. 84 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,215 No, it's not! 85 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:18,734 - They get, like, gnocchi and fritters and... - They get, like, gnocchi and fritters and... 86 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,301 Doesn't matter. It's good, okay? 87 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,904 - (PADD chirping) - Oh, man. I got to monitor 88 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,846 power fluctuations in the tractor beam? 89 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,532 - I wanted to monitor power fluctuations - I wanted to monitor power fluctuations 90 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,058 In the impulse relays. 91 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:28,953 Rutherford! I'm about to go watch an ascension. 92 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,205 - What? That's amazing! What's an ascension? - What? That's amazing! What's an ascension? 93 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,605 Some people who master the art 94 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,482 of alien meditation can achieve inner peace. 95 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,168 - Then they transcend the physical realm - Then they transcend the physical realm 96 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:38,403 And become a being of pure energy. 97 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:40,989 - Isn't that cool? - Oh, like a Q or a the Traveler? 98 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,717 - No! It's more like studying so much for a test - No! It's more like studying so much for a test 99 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,410 That you literally become the test. 100 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,787 (laughs) You become everything! 101 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:48,931 - Damn, that is cool. - Damn, that is cool. 102 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,332 I can't believe I actually get to see it in person! 103 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,768 I wonder if it's gonna make a sound 104 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:55,020 - like "vrr" or "hmm" or "whoo." - like "vrr" or "hmm" or "whoo." 105 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:57,714 I guess I'll know soon! 106 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,901 - Anyway, let's see what I got assigned. - Anyway, let's see what I got assigned. 107 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:03,678 "Turbolift lubing, holodeck waste removal 108 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:05,847 and scraping carbon off the carbon filter"? 109 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:08,325 - Ooh. Those are the worst jobs on the ship. - Ooh. Those are the worst jobs on the ship. 110 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:10,393 Scraping carbon off of slightly harder carbon? 111 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:12,079 - That's Klingon prison stuff. - That's Klingon prison stuff. 112 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,688 This is weird. 113 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:16,253 (meditative humming) 114 00:05:16,254 --> 00:05:18,735 (meditative humming) 115 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,194 (quietly): Wow. 116 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,696 (laughing softly): Wow. 117 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,072 Oh. 118 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,366 (meditative humming) 119 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,575 (meditative humming) 120 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,910 As I grow closer to decorporation, 121 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,204 words start to lose meaning. 122 00:05:29,205 --> 00:05:30,413 Words start to lose meaning. 123 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,040 (meditative humming) 124 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,583 Hey, are-are we supposed to join in? 125 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:34,876 Hmm... 126 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:36,085 Hmm... 127 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,254 (gasps) A tzutchian gong?! 128 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:40,423 (meditative humming) 129 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,258 - (humming continues) - (humming continues) 130 00:05:42,341 --> 00:05:43,777 -Oh. -(sneezes) -MAN: What's happening? 131 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:44,820 - WOMAN: Is he ascending? - MAN 2: I think he's ascending. 132 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:47,055 - WOMAN: He's ascending. - Really?! No, no, no, no! 133 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,431 - (grunts) - (gong clangs) 134 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:49,724 - (grunts) - (gong clangs) 135 00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:52,560 - Aah! - (gasps) My sand mandala! 136 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:54,788 - -No, no, no, no! -I can fix it! I can fix it! - -No, no, no, no! -I can fix it! I can fix it! 137 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:57,231 I've been laying that for two years! 138 00:05:57,315 --> 00:06:00,127 - It was a physical representation of my inner calm! - It was a physical representation of my inner calm! 139 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,462 No, no, it's gonna... It's gonna be totally fine. 140 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,737 Just keep ascending! Computer, 141 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:05,239 colorful sand, room temperature. 142 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,387 Well, uh... there. 143 00:06:06,388 --> 00:06:07,450 Well, uh... there. 144 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,118 See? It's-it's... it's all good. 145 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:12,473 - We're good. We're good. It's fine. Uh... - We're good. We're good. It's fine. Uh... 146 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,748 If I had known I was going 147 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:15,267 to be emptying the holodeck biofilters, 148 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:16,518 I wouldn't have had so much for breakfast. 149 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,145 - Welp, have fun with your terrible jobs. - Welp, have fun with your terrible jobs. 150 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,480 I got to go clean the executive conference room 151 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:21,464 and eat some lobster ravioli. Peace. 152 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,299 Uh, no. Uh-uh. Sorry. 153 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,819 - It does not look cool when you do it. - It does not look cool when you do it. 154 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:27,970 Damn it, it does. 155 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,764 - (grumbling) - (beeping) 156 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,936 (grunts, gags, groans) 157 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,482 Ugh. 158 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:44,379 - (gasps) Computer, emergency stop turbolift nine! - (gasps) Computer, emergency stop turbolift nine! 159 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:46,405 (groans, spits) 160 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,949 Ugh! Hey, I'm working up here! 161 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:49,325 SHAXS: Sorry. 162 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:50,785 (groaning) 163 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:57,166 (muttering) 164 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,395 - Oh, this is the worst! Oh, wait a minute. - Oh, this is the worst! Oh, wait a minute. 165 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:02,064 Hey, buddy, do you want to make this interesting? 166 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,382 How? Like, bet on who can finish their piece first? 167 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:06,110 - -Yeah. -All right, sure. Why not? - -Yeah. -All right, sure. Why not? 168 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,343 Yeah, I'll get in on that. 169 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:09,846 (cheering) 170 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,244 (laughs) All right! Hell yeah! 171 00:07:12,245 --> 00:07:14,559 (laughs) All right! Hell yeah! 172 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:16,540 Syncing tractor beams in three, two, one. 173 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:18,437 Syncing tractor beams in three, two, one. 174 00:07:23,484 --> 00:07:25,462 - Whoa. I was wrong. These fluctuations are great. - Whoa. I was wrong. These fluctuations are great. 175 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:27,613 Aw, man, look at these amplitudes! 176 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:31,051 - (footsteps approaching) - (footsteps approaching) 177 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:34,495 Hi. Um, I just... I feel terrible about the... you know. 178 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,807 - Don't worry about it. Don't talk to me. - Don't worry about it. Don't talk to me. 179 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,834 Anyway, I went and found a Hiverian metronome, 180 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,294 and apparently, if you just relax 181 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,063 - and let it sync to your biorhythm, - and let it sync to your biorhythm, 182 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:45,840 We can get you back on track and ascending by this afternoon! 183 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,902 - You think I can realign a decade of spiritual enlightenment - You think I can realign a decade of spiritual enlightenment 184 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:50,344 By this afternoon?! 185 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,846 Tomorrow morning at the latest. 186 00:07:51,929 --> 00:07:53,323 You just have to find your calm. Ah! 187 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:55,266 - I... don't... want... - I... don't... want... 188 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:57,727 Your... help! 189 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:03,024 Has Mariner submitted her transfer request? 190 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:05,359 (chuckles) I'm going to frame it. 191 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,129 - She's... having a great time. - She's... having a great time. 192 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,696 - What?! - She's finding little ways 193 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:11,490 to inject joy into otherwise horrible tasks. 194 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,093 - Then give her worse jobs. - Then give her worse jobs. 195 00:08:13,117 --> 00:08:14,535 I've got her emptying (bleep) 196 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:16,287 out of the holodeck's (bleep) filter! 197 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,416 Ugh. People really use it for that? 198 00:08:20,499 --> 00:08:21,918 Oh, yeah, it's mostly that. 199 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,753 Oh, if she finds a way to enjoy that, 200 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:26,481 - then what the hell are we gonna do to get her to resign? - Then what the hell are we gonna do to get her to resign? 201 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:27,785 I don't know, but there has to be 202 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,759 something on this ship she hates. 203 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:33,763 Hmm... 204 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:35,953 Ensign Mariner, report to Conference Room Five. 205 00:08:35,954 --> 00:08:38,059 Ensign Mariner, report to Conference Room Five. 206 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:46,234 Whoa-hoa, another conference room meeting? 207 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,921 - Shocker. You guys debating the Prime Directive again? - Shocker. You guys debating the Prime Directive again? 208 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,947 Pretty fascinating stuff. 209 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,966 - -(laughter) -What is...? - -(laughter) -What is...? 210 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:54,116 No, no. No laughing. 211 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,385 I was making fun of you, not with you. 212 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:57,620 Well, since you're one of us now, 213 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,349 - I guess you're making fun of yourself. - I guess you're making fun of yourself. 214 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,123 What? 215 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,960 - (shudders): No. - Ensign Beckett Mariner, 216 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:07,189 - -No, no, no, no. -I am pleased to grant you a promotion. - -No, no, no, no. -I am pleased to grant you a promotion. 217 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,339 No! 218 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,424 Congratulations, Lieutenant Mariner. 219 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,069 - BOIMLER (gasps): Lieutenant? - BOIMLER (gasps): Lieutenant? 220 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,844 Lieu... Lieu... Lieutenant? 221 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,596 Looking forward to serving with you 222 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:16,994 for a long, long time. 223 00:09:16,995 --> 00:09:18,307 For a long, long time. 224 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,768 Good job, Mariner. Well earned, well earned. 225 00:09:20,851 --> 00:09:22,019 (stammering) 226 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,997 - (gasps) This is real! This is real! - (gasps) This is real! This is real! 227 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:26,148 Wow! Thanks. I'm gonna take off. 228 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:29,670 - Oh, right after this very important meeting. - Oh, right after this very important meeting. 229 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,654 All right, meeting's started. 230 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,990 We need to choose new conference room chairs. 231 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,551 - A beige chair with a leather strip right down the middle. - A beige chair with a leather strip right down the middle. 232 00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:38,869 T'ANA: Hey! We all agree that a strip of leather 233 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,371 is too ostentatious. 234 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,373 - We did not all agree. - We did not all agree. 235 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:44,559 RANSOM: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened to the barstools? 236 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:45,644 SHAXS: Barstools hurt my back. 237 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,354 - BILLUPS (sighs): You're not sitting on them right. - BILLUPS (sighs): You're not sitting on them right. 238 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,522 SHAXS: Not sitting on them right? 239 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,464 I've killed better men for less. 240 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,610 - -No, you haven't. -Well, I've threatened to kill better men - -No, you haven't. -Well, I've threatened to kill better men 241 00:09:53,634 --> 00:09:55,970 -for about the same. -Strap in. This will take a while. 242 00:09:56,053 --> 00:09:57,471 RANSOM: Barstools are cool! 243 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,181 - ♪ ♪ - ♪ ♪ 244 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,742 RANSOM (over combadge): Lieutenant Mariner, 245 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,366 report to command prep for mission audit. 246 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,145 (groans) 247 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,540 - It's a monumental find, Captain. - It's a monumental find, Captain. 248 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,542 Starfleet Command ought to just start engraving my name 249 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:10,234 - on a plaque right now. - (clears throat) 250 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,713 - Oh, and yours, too, Durango, of course. - Oh, and yours, too, Durango, of course. 251 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:13,779 There. I'm done. 252 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,073 Great work, Lieutenant. Now you get to audit the audit. 253 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,742 - (groans) - (groans) 254 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:20,053 RANSOM: Lieutenant Mariner, report to the officers' lounge 255 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:22,163 - for management training. - No... 256 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,414 (Freeman scat singing) 257 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,582 (Freeman scat singing) 258 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,792 ♪ Oh, za-beeba-dodden, doo-bah-dum-dow, yeah! ♪ 259 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,438 - And that's why being a captain is a lot like vocal jazz... - And that's why being a captain is a lot like vocal jazz... 260 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,339 It's all about the notes you don't scat. 261 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,050 Oh, no. No. 262 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,737 - Now, here to teach us about promoting diverse perspectives, - Now, here to teach us about promoting diverse perspectives, 263 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,180 Welcome Lieutenant Winger Bingston Jr. 264 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,057 In his one-man show, The United Federation 265 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,850 in his one-man show, The United Federation 266 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,518 of Characters. 267 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,955 - Oh, hello. Didn't see you beam in there. - Oh, hello. Didn't see you beam in there. 268 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,066 (groaning) 269 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,234 RANSOM: Lieutenant Mariner, report to executive poker. 270 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,507 (groans): Oh... 271 00:10:53,508 --> 00:10:54,695 (groans): Oh... 272 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,280 Look alive, Mariner. 273 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:59,301 - This game's about to get very interesting. - This game's about to get very interesting. 274 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,534 Hmm. 275 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,286 I... 276 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,747 - fold. - Fold. 277 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,540 (all murmuring) 278 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:07,625 (inhales sharply) 279 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,211 (sucking air) 280 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,295 - Fold. - Fold. 281 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,089 (all murmuring) 282 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,591 Hmm... 283 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:16,943 - She folds! You all fold! - She folds! You all fold! 284 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,761 Every time you all fold! You fold! 285 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,429 Don't tell me what to do! 286 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,764 I'm gonna fold. 287 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,825 - I'm all in! Woops. I got nothin'. - I'm all in! Woops. I got nothin'. 288 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:24,892 Guess I lose. 289 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,060 Are you out of your mind?! 290 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,269 We don't go all in! 291 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,830 - It's a friendly game! - It's a friendly game! 292 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:32,441 Oh-ho-ho... No. 293 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,295 - Here I am, trying to help the guy ascend, - Here I am, trying to help the guy ascend, 294 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:37,238 And he won't even give me a chance! (groans) 295 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,573 I want to help him so bad it hurts! 296 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,635 - Geez, I get that you want to see an ascension happen, but, - Geez, I get that you want to see an ascension happen, but, 297 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,285 - Like, isn't this a bit much? - No! 298 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,079 It's not enough! I owe it to O'Connor. 299 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:47,641 - I'm just gonna have to study the ancient ways twice as much, - I'm just gonna have to study the ancient ways twice as much, 300 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,625 Just frickin' blow 'em away with spirituality. 301 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,353 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I don't think it works like that. 302 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,146 - Yeah? Well, it's gonna have to. Wish me luck! - Yeah? Well, it's gonna have to. Wish me luck! 303 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,689 - And you can finish my lunch. - It's okay. 304 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:57,925 I don't need another lunch. Oh! Pudding! 305 00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:00,821 - -(gasps) You get your own quarters? -Yeah. It's the worst. - -(gasps) You get your own quarters? -Yeah. It's the worst. 306 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,263 I'm so far away from everyone. 307 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:04,866 - What did you do? How did you... how did you get this? - What did you do? How did you... how did you get this? 308 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:07,160 - Same thing I usually do. - But-but I go above and beyond, 309 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,978 and you don't even try. Why would they...? 310 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,039 - I don't get it, either, man. Bad is good. I don't know. - I don't get it, either, man. Bad is good. I don't know. 311 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,499 BILLUPS: Lieutenant Mariner, report to ops 312 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,024 for review of scheduled ops. 313 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,359 Oh, great! Ops! 314 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,610 Oh, great! Ops! 315 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,446 - Pray for me. - (door whooshes open) 316 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,030 So... 317 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,908 they like when you break rules, huh? 318 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,701 They like when you break rules, huh? 319 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,828 (chanting): Utique, saeculorum 320 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,705 lapsu... 321 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,392 - -(groans) Don't you have work? -Oh, I'm using my vacation days. - -(groans) Don't you have work? -Oh, I'm using my vacation days. 322 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,168 So, I realized, if you mix and match prayers 323 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,627 from different cultures, 324 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,230 - you can increase your chance of ascending. - You can increase your chance of ascending. 325 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,589 We can beat the system! 326 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,841 - Please! Just get away from me! - (buzzing) 327 00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,236 - -(gasping) -These florkas are a vital part - -(gasping) -These florkas are a vital part 328 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,637 Of the ascension process for the Tamarians. 329 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,181 Stop it! Don't come near me anymore. 330 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,075 - You don't get to be the hero here, - You don't get to be the hero here, 331 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,685 - Because you are the villain. - (gasps) 332 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,062 -Aah! -Just center yourself for five minutes! 333 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,875 - (panting): Please. I'll align your chakra. - (panting): Please. I'll align your chakra. 334 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,525 - I'll Reiki you. - No! 335 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,587 - Got to figure out a way to be bad. - Got to figure out a way to be bad. 336 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,714 Get a promotion. Got to be bad, Boimler, got to be bad. 337 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,466 WOMAN (over combadge): Ensign Boimler, report to bridge duty 338 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,719 - -at 1530. -Oh, I'll report to bridge duty, - -at 1530. -Oh, I'll report to bridge duty, 339 00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,162 And they'll get exactly what they deserve! 340 00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:10,164 - What? - Uh... Oh, nothing. 341 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,601 - That was a holodeck. Uh, Moriarty. - That was a holodeck. Uh, Moriarty. 342 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,210 (whispers): Exactly what they deserve. 343 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,003 Mariner. Heh. 344 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,106 - Care to share a status update? - Care to share a status update? 345 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,549 I don't know. We're towing a rusted old ship full of mummies? 346 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,777 - If you don't feel like you fit in here, - If you don't feel like you fit in here, 347 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:25,137 I could find you a post on another ship. 348 00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,555 Mm, no, thanks. 349 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,432 Don't forget, all senior officers 350 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,577 - are meeting up later for Ransom's birthday. - Are meeting up later for Ransom's birthday. 351 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,228 It's mandatory. 352 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,332 - He's going to sing and play acoustic guitar... - He's going to sing and play acoustic guitar... 353 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,941 For hours. 354 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:40,194 And the songs, oh-ho, well, he wrote them! 355 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:44,257 - They're all about the month he lived in Barcelona. - They're all about the month he lived in Barcelona. 356 00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:46,081 You know, I get what you're trying to do here, 357 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:49,095 - -and it is sick. -I'm doing exactly what I need to. - -and it is sick. -I'm doing exactly what I need to. 358 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,579 It's called being a captain. 359 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,373 No, it's called being a dick! 360 00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,874 ♪ ♪ 361 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,292 ♪ ♪ 362 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,002 (Durango groans) 363 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,716 Are we reading any vibrations in the hull? 364 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,400 No, sir. The transport is going smoothly. 365 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:05,219 - All readings are nominal. - All readings are nominal. 366 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,388 Move us closer to the generation ship. 367 00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:10,391 Sir, I-I believe the Cerritos is in a better position to... 368 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,160 - We're in charge of this mission, Lieutenant. - We're in charge of this mission, Lieutenant. 369 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,644 Our positioning should reflect that. 370 00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:15,521 - Take us in. - Yes, sir. 371 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,046 - You know, there's no peninsula more sensual - You know, there's no peninsula more sensual 372 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,614 - Than the... Iberian. - BARNES: Commander. 373 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,979 The Merced is maneuvering awfully close to our tow sector. 374 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,511 - What? Put them on-screen. - What? Put them on-screen. 375 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,454 Captain Durango, you are way out of formation. 376 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,225 - I don't have to explain myself to you, Commander. - I don't have to explain myself to you, Commander. 377 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:38,794 The protection of this artifact is my duty. Mine! 378 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,665 - -Durango! -Sir, I'm reading - -Durango! -Sir, I'm reading 379 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,369 A highly carbonized particle cloud erupting 380 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,127 - from the generation ship. - Terraforming emulsion 381 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:05,088 - has engulfed our hull! It's transfor... - has engulfed our hull! It's transfor... 382 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,323 It's being funneled towards us on the tractor beam! 383 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,366 - Evasive maneuver alpha! - It's too late! 384 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,310 - -(rumbling) -RANSOM: Captain, - -(rumbling) -RANSOM: Captain, 385 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,627 We have a serious problem here. 386 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,463 Terraforming fluid is dissolving the hull. 387 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,524 -Structural integrity is in serious jeopardy of breaking... -Here's your coffee, sir. 388 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,800 - Woops. - Aah! Are you out of your mind?! 389 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:28,695 - COMPUTER: Environmental irregularities detected. - COMPUTER: Environmental irregularities detected. 390 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,764 Emergency force field, Corridor 89! 391 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:32,723 ♪ ♪ 392 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:33,807 (gasps) 393 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,201 - Whoa, did you feel that? - Whoa, did you feel that? 394 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,825 Humidity's up. The pressure just dropped. 395 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,021 -I think the air's being modified. -Not on my watch. 396 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,875 - This is your watch, right now. It is literally happening now. - This is your watch, right now. It is literally happening now. 397 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,484 Oh, can you not, even for a moment... 398 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:45,235 Look out! 399 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,341 (rumbling) 400 00:15:46,342 --> 00:15:47,363 (rumbling) 401 00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,060 COMPUTER: Unauthorized terraformation. 402 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:01,835 (gasping) Whoa! 403 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:06,964 (grunting, gasping) 404 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,717 Ah! 405 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,601 - -What's happening? -I don't know! - -What's happening? -I don't know! 406 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:12,846 TENDI: No! 407 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,056 Damn this gorgeous coral! 408 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,182 Damn this gorgeous coral! 409 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,184 (grunts) Well, this is just great! 410 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,895 I could have been one with the universe right now. 411 00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:21,581 - This is all your fault! - This is all your fault! 412 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:23,691 You know what? I'm glad you didn't ascend, 413 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,567 - 'cause you're a jerk! - Yeah, right. 414 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,253 - You've been obsessed with ascending me. - You've been obsessed with ascending me. 415 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,904 I don't care about you ascending. 416 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,073 All I really wanted was for you to like me! 417 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,574 Wait. Wh-What? 418 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,928 - It kills me when someone doesn't like me. - It kills me when someone doesn't like me. 419 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:36,870 I can't sleep. It's all I think about. It feels 420 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,247 like ants in my brain. 421 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,974 - -Yeah. No, I get that. -Oh, please. - -Yeah. No, I get that. -Oh, please. 422 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:42,209 You haven't had a negative thought for years. 423 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,836 (O'Connor screams) 424 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,217 (gasping, coughing) 425 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,654 - Well, since we're gonna die here, I'll just tell you. - Well, since we're gonna die here, I'll just tell you. 426 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,221 I was never going to ascend. 427 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,347 I was faking. 428 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,284 - -What? Why? -It's hard to stand out in Starfleet. - -What? Why? -It's hard to stand out in Starfleet. 429 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,061 This gave me an edge. It was my thing. 430 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,771 I was the ascension guy. 431 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,999 - But then, I was going for so long not ascending - But then, I was going for so long not ascending 432 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,443 That I got worried that people would catch on, which is why 433 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:08,736 I used you as cover. 434 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,112 - I'm a jerk. - I'm a jerk. 435 00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,905 We're both jerks! 436 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,907 We wanted to be liked, and lied about it. 437 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,552 - I think that means we're best friends! - I think that means we're best friends! 438 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,829 I'm about to die with my best friend! 439 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:20,456 (both grunting) 440 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,600 - If we can get down to the environmental controls, - If we can get down to the environmental controls, 441 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,835 -there might be a way to reverse this. -Uh... mm. 442 00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,795 Are you sure that's the best rock for this? 443 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,024 - What? Yes. No. Yes, it's fine. It's a rock. - What? Yes. No. Yes, it's fine. It's a rock. 444 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,632 Look, I'm-I'm just saying, 445 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,593 I think you should use the shale over there. 446 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,155 - Mom, it is the same thing. Just leave me alone. - Mom, it is the same thing. Just leave me alone. 447 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,347 It's just maybe you'd want one with more of a point. 448 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,599 Oh, my God! Why do you 449 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,702 - have to second-guess every choice I make? - Have to second-guess every choice I make? 450 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,644 Suggestion to help you, Beckett. What-what 451 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,747 - am I supposed to do? - Right? 452 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,082 - Just stand by and let you keep making a mistake? - Just stand by and let you keep making a mistake? 453 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:49,151 What I would prefer is if you would just let me do me. 454 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,028 - There. See? - There. See? 455 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,654 The rock was fine. 456 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,865 Yeah, well, we could have gotten here faster. 457 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,720 - -You're going a little fast, don't you think? -Yup. - -You're going a little fast, don't you think? -Yup. 458 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,346 - I thought you wanted fast. - Not that fast. 459 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,997 Are you trying to get us killed here? 460 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,101 - Make sure you're gripping with both hands. - Make sure you're gripping with both hands. 461 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,377 You know, okay, okay, you know what? 462 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,730 - Maybe I should just lead. - Oh, my God! 463 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,514 - Will you just stop?! - Will you just stop?! 464 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,800 I am good at this. Just trust me! 465 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,635 -Well, I'm just looking out for you. -Yeah. 466 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:17,363 - That's the whole problem, Mom. You treat me like a child. - That's the whole problem, Mom. You treat me like a child. 467 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,723 Well, if you would stop acting like a child 468 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,743 - and more like a mature crew member, - and more like a mature crew member, 469 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,077 Then I would treat you accordingly. 470 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,645 Oh, you think I'm immature? 471 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,608 You're the one trying to trick me into quitting. 472 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,357 - How is that mature? - How is that mature? 473 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,734 Yeah, that's what I thought, Carol. 474 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,611 You did not just call me "Carol." 475 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,321 - Whatever, Carol. - Whatever, Carol. 476 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:35,697 (both gasp) 477 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,327 - (Tendi grunts) - (Tendi grunts) 478 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,870 (both yell) 479 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,330 Oh, no, this is it! 480 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,082 - (inhales deeply) - (inhales deeply) 481 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,593 (both yell) 482 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,094 (both yell) 483 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,196 - (both gasp) - (alarm sounds) 484 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,680 (O'Connor chuckles) 485 00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:02,266 - Ah. - (rumbling) 486 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,394 No! (grunts) 487 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,437 - (alarm sounding) - (gasps) Aah! No! 488 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,356 - (grunting) - (grunting) 489 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,899 Get out of here! 490 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,443 I'll be okay. You need to save yourself. 491 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,129 - No way. I'm not leaving you! - No way. I'm not leaving you! 492 00:19:15,153 --> 00:19:16,947 Tendi, it's okay. 493 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,740 I did this for you. 494 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,034 No! 495 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,243 No! 496 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:25,038 Yes! The systems are still on line. 497 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,976 - Affected areas are saturated with carbon polymer dust. - Affected areas are saturated with carbon polymer dust. 498 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,586 We need Parizene gas. Flood the ship, then trigger a reversion 499 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:32,588 with radiation from the main deflector. 500 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,983 - Unless you think we should use a pointier rock. - Unless you think we should use a pointier rock. 501 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,427 No, that's... exactly what I was going to suggest. 502 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:39,946 - I'm just impressed. - I'm just impressed. 503 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,889 You read my mission brief, didn't you? 504 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,057 No. I... No. Well, I mean, maybe a little, 505 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,494 - but just ironically, just so I could make fun of it. - But just ironically, just so I could make fun of it. 506 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,812 Uh-huh. Okay. Computer, hit it. 507 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,230 COMPUTER: Hitting it. 508 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,565 (hissing) 509 00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:52,816 (hissing) 510 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,908 (laughs) 511 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,219 - Oh, my gosh. We're gonna be okay! - Oh, my gosh. We're gonna be okay! 512 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,412 Holy (bleep). I was so ready to die. 513 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:06,914 You saved my life. 514 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,415 You saved mine first. 515 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,146 (Tendi moans softly) 516 00:20:10,147 --> 00:20:11,793 (Tendi moans softly) 517 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,629 - (gasps) - Oh, no. What's happening?! 518 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,523 - -Oh, my gosh, you're ascending! -(groaning) - -Oh, my gosh, you're ascending! -(groaning) 519 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,174 I am? I am! 520 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,818 -Oh. Ah! -It must have been when you saved me! 521 00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,194 When you were willing to sacrifice yourself for me! 522 00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:21,821 - I pretended to be finding myself - I pretended to be finding myself 523 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:24,431 For so long, I guess I actually did! 524 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,933 I... Ow. Ooh, okay. Wow. 525 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,368 - Oh, that actually burns. (inhales sharply) - Oh, that actually burns. (inhales sharply) 526 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,832 Uh, is this supposed to be happening? 527 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,534 - Uh-oh. Okay, you're smoking. - It burns. 528 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,064 It burns! Aah! Help! 529 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,625 - Oh, I don't... I don't want to ascend! - Oh, I don't... I don't want to ascend! 530 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,359 - (screams) - Drop and roll! 531 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,945 Drop and roll! Drop back into the physical and roll. 532 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,547 - -Drop back into the physical and roll! -Aah! - -Drop back into the physical and roll! -Aah! 533 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,948 Time has no meaning! 534 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,324 Aah! No, it's happening! 535 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,159 I'm everywhere and nowhere! 536 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,285 I can see everything! 537 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,328 I can see everything! 538 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,789 I'm turning into pure energy! 539 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,666 - Why is it taking so long?! - Aah! 540 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,855 Aah! I see Abraham Lincoln! 541 00:20:51,856 --> 00:20:52,960 Aah! I see Abraham Lincoln! 542 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,463 The universe is balanced on the back of a giant koala! 543 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,090 Why is he smiling? What does he know? 544 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,633 Why is he smiling? What does he know? 545 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,886 The secret... of... life is... 546 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,263 (screaming) 547 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:11,287 - Uh, all right. Well, good luck being everything. - Uh, all right. Well, good luck being everything. 548 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,146 Sorry I helped. 549 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,375 - -Ransom, report. -All systems stable, Captain. - -Ransom, report. -All systems stable, Captain. 550 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,317 But the Merced... She had far greater exposure 551 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,568 to the terraform cloud. 552 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,570 Her life support's critical. 553 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,590 - Oh, man. At-at this point, they need a whole new ship. - Oh, man. At-at this point, they need a whole new ship. 554 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,992 Or... a whole old one. 555 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,470 - Initiating emergency transport for all crew - Initiating emergency transport for all crew 556 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,204 Of the Merced to the generation ship. 557 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,747 Beam them into the stasis chamber. 558 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,184 - It's still sealed off and should be safe. - It's still sealed off and should be safe. 559 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,710 Huh. Durango should be right at home 560 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,045 with some dusty old mummies. 561 00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:43,427 (whooshing) 562 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,347 Oh, my gosh, we did it. We did it! 563 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,433 All crew accounted for! 564 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,282 RANSOM: Captain Freeman, Admiral Vassery is on his way. 565 00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:06,700 Very good. 566 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,663 I'm really glad we found a way to work together. 567 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,096 - Yeah, you know, it's a nice change of pace. - Yeah, you know, it's a nice change of pace. 568 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,413 Going for each other's jugulars 569 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,849 all the time is kind of exhausting. 570 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,395 - I'm proud of you. - Oh. Thanks, Mom. 571 00:22:14,396 --> 00:22:15,917 - I'm proud of you. - Oh. Thanks, Mom. 572 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,378 Maybe you are fit to be one of my senior officers. 573 00:22:18,462 --> 00:22:22,608 - Your chair right next to mine, spending all our time together, - Your chair right next to mine, spending all our time together, 574 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:24,718 An unstoppable mommy-daughter team! 575 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,386 (door whooshes open) 576 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,282 - Admiral Vassery, welcome to the Cerritos. - Admiral Vassery, welcome to the Cerritos. 577 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,601 Starfleet commends your bravery and ingenuity. 578 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:35,455 - Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to work. - Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to work. 579 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,123 Apparently, we've picked up a strange signal 580 00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,398 on our sense-oars. 581 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,001 - Quite all right, Admiral. - Quite all right, Admiral. 582 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,735 And what did your sense-oars show? 583 00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:44,237 Well, nothing at first, but the long-range 584 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,798 - -sense-oars revealed... -Whoa. Whoa. - -sense-oars revealed... -Whoa. Whoa. 585 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,633 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I am sorry. 586 00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:50,118 Are you trying to say the word "sensors," 'cause to me, 587 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,138 - you're saying "sense-oars." What is that? - You're saying "sense-oars." What is that? 588 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,122 That's how it's said. "Sense-oars." 589 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:57,310 - -Everyone knows that. -Sense-oars. Sense-oars. - -Everyone knows that. -Sense-oars. Sense-oars. 590 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:58,644 Yes, that's right. It sounds right to me. 591 00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:00,087 Me, too. I say it like that. 592 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,755 What? No, you don't. This is nuts. 593 00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:03,316 - Yo, she's making fun of you, dummy. - Yo, she's making fun of you, dummy. 594 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,758 She doesn't say "sense-oars." 595 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:06,593 Well, of course I do. (whispers): Stop it. 596 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,470 Is this how your crew treats authority 597 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,656 - when it's known I mispronounce things? - When it's known I mispronounce things? 598 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,140 Are you really making fawn of me? 599 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,600 Admiral, no. 600 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,370 - I thought we came to an understanding. - I thought we came to an understanding. 601 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,437 Uh, maybe you need to adjust your "sense-oars." 602 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,855 Would you just stop? 603 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:21,084 - I have never been shown such disrespect and... - I have never been shown such disrespect and... 604 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,485 - (yawning) - Is she yawning?! 605 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,320 You know, when O'Connor was screaming 606 00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:27,381 - and turning into energy, it made me realize - and turning into energy, it made me realize 607 00:23:27,405 --> 00:23:29,324 That life's too short to be hung up 608 00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:31,326 on whether everyone on the ship likes me. 609 00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:33,554 - That's great, 'cause I'm sure there's at least a few - That's great, 'cause I'm sure there's at least a few 610 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,955 - Who don't. - (both laugh) 611 00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:37,165 And who cares? Not me. 612 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,018 - So, who are these few people? What did they say? - So, who are these few people? What did they say? 613 00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,728 Do they not like me? You know what? I don't care. 614 00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,313 But if someone said something, I feel like I should know. 615 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:43,338 Who was it?! 616 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:45,483 - (gasps) Where's your pip? - (gasps) Where's your pip? 617 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,509 Uh, I'm pretty good at getting demoted. 618 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,010 In the last hour?! 619 00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,571 Uh, yeah. Apparently, the captain doesn't like 620 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,240 - looking stupid in front of an admiral, so... - looking stupid in front of an admiral, so... 621 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,849 What I... But I-I can't. 622 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,309 You-you had everything that I ever wanted in life, 623 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,746 - and you didn't even care! How are we even friends? - And you didn't even care! How are we even friends? 624 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,648 Maybe because I still have the senior officer access card 625 00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:03,418 - for the good replicator programs. - For the good replicator programs. 626 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,361 Oh! I'm gonna get that macaroni and cheese with the breaded top! 54038

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