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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:38,683 Hey! 2 00:00:38,685 --> 00:00:40,785 Man. Hey! Hey! 3 00:00:45,424 --> 00:00:47,026 Yaah! 4 00:00:53,301 --> 00:00:55,602 God! 5 00:00:57,940 --> 00:01:01,141 Damn it! 6 00:02:08,716 --> 00:02:10,918 # Evil women and whiskey 7 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:14,822 # Surely drive me to my grave # 8 00:02:17,325 --> 00:02:19,860 # Evil women and whiskey 9 00:02:19,862 --> 00:02:22,362 # Will surely drive me to my grave # 10 00:02:26,435 --> 00:02:28,369 # Wherever I go 11 00:02:28,371 --> 00:02:31,873 # Trouble seem to follow 12 00:02:34,810 --> 00:02:36,911 # Wherever I go 13 00:02:36,913 --> 00:02:41,017 # Trouble seem to follow 14 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:58,936 Shit. 15 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,579 What's going on? 16 00:03:08,581 --> 00:03:10,114 I don't know, man. 17 00:03:10,116 --> 00:03:12,517 Think it just died. 18 00:03:13,722 --> 00:03:16,389 Holy shit. 19 00:03:22,096 --> 00:03:23,997 Come on. 20 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,535 Oh, my God. 21 00:03:28,537 --> 00:03:29,904 What is it? 22 00:03:29,906 --> 00:03:32,840 It's like angel-hair pasta in here, brother. 23 00:03:37,279 --> 00:03:39,346 Um... 24 00:03:39,348 --> 00:03:40,814 here. Try it now. 25 00:03:54,432 --> 00:03:55,531 Anything? 26 00:03:55,533 --> 00:03:56,999 Nothing. 27 00:04:08,947 --> 00:04:10,247 Okay. 28 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:11,682 Oh, this is terrible. 29 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:13,750 All right. 30 00:04:15,687 --> 00:04:17,321 So... 31 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:19,891 Um... 32 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:25,631 Why do we even bother to pop the hood? 33 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:27,099 I thought I heard something. 34 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,968 Yeah, well, unless there's a flashing neon sign 35 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,369 that says, "Here's your problem," 36 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,770 what the hell do we know? 37 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,239 Fuck, that's hot. 38 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:34,440 Careful. 39 00:04:38,246 --> 00:04:39,145 What you got? 40 00:04:39,147 --> 00:04:41,681 I got no service. What about you? 41 00:04:41,683 --> 00:04:44,451 I hardly get service in the city, 42 00:04:44,453 --> 00:04:45,885 let alone the desert. 43 00:04:45,887 --> 00:04:48,855 Yeah, I got nothing, man. 44 00:04:48,857 --> 00:04:51,592 Where the hell are we, anyway? 45 00:04:51,594 --> 00:04:52,627 Uh... 46 00:04:52,629 --> 00:04:54,395 let me see. 47 00:04:57,299 --> 00:04:58,333 Okay. 48 00:05:01,604 --> 00:05:05,607 We, um... We passed this dot... 49 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:07,309 about an hour ago. 50 00:05:07,311 --> 00:05:08,878 I think we're in here someplace. 51 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,380 That's like 60 miles back. 52 00:05:10,382 --> 00:05:12,815 Wow. It's like a hundred miles to the next dot. 53 00:05:12,817 --> 00:05:15,518 What the hell are you doing driving us through the middle of nowhere? 54 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,587 We're taking the scenic route, remember? 55 00:05:17,589 --> 00:05:19,389 Yeah, by scenic, I was thinking... 56 00:05:19,391 --> 00:05:22,091 I don't know, more trees, mountains, people, 57 00:05:22,093 --> 00:05:23,893 dots a lot closer together. 58 00:05:23,895 --> 00:05:26,864 By scenic, I meant rarely seen. 59 00:05:28,334 --> 00:05:30,534 I'm gonna get you a dictionary when we get back. 60 00:05:30,536 --> 00:05:31,702 Okay. 61 00:05:31,704 --> 00:05:35,273 Holy shit, it's hot out here, man. 62 00:05:35,275 --> 00:05:37,575 It's gotta be, like, 115 degrees. 63 00:05:39,545 --> 00:05:40,545 I know. 64 00:05:40,547 --> 00:05:41,547 Not even noon! 65 00:05:41,549 --> 00:05:42,782 No wonder the truck died. 66 00:05:42,784 --> 00:05:44,517 Something probably melted. 67 00:05:45,852 --> 00:05:48,154 Have we even seen any cars? 68 00:05:48,156 --> 00:05:49,088 Ow. No, 69 00:05:49,090 --> 00:05:50,856 but, uh, it's a road, right? 70 00:05:50,858 --> 00:05:52,858 I mean, someone'll be along soon. 71 00:05:53,727 --> 00:05:55,628 Well, we got about 20 jelly beans 72 00:05:55,630 --> 00:05:56,996 and 6 ounces of melted ice. 73 00:05:56,998 --> 00:05:58,598 That should last us 10 minutes. 74 00:05:58,600 --> 00:05:59,599 Oh, good. 75 00:06:00,868 --> 00:06:01,935 It's pretty. 76 00:06:01,937 --> 00:06:03,337 Yeah. It's beautiful. 77 00:06:03,339 --> 00:06:04,338 Ohh! 78 00:06:05,774 --> 00:06:07,308 Ohh! 79 00:06:09,346 --> 00:06:10,745 What flavor is this? 80 00:06:10,747 --> 00:06:11,746 Bacon and margarita. 81 00:06:11,748 --> 00:06:12,814 Oh, my God! 82 00:06:12,816 --> 00:06:14,850 I saved those two just for you. 83 00:06:16,187 --> 00:06:19,455 Tastes like that cake you made with the onions. 84 00:06:19,457 --> 00:06:20,856 Remember that shit? 85 00:06:20,858 --> 00:06:23,625 Yeah, I remember. 86 00:06:23,627 --> 00:06:25,427 I think that brings your total 87 00:06:25,429 --> 00:06:28,163 of veiled references to things I did with Karen 88 00:06:28,165 --> 00:06:31,167 up to three, so feel free to stop, please. 89 00:06:31,169 --> 00:06:33,903 You never think about her, man? Ever? 90 00:06:33,905 --> 00:06:36,406 I probably think about her 91 00:06:36,408 --> 00:06:38,475 about as much as she thinks about me. 92 00:06:38,477 --> 00:06:40,910 Well, she thinks about you a lot, dude. 93 00:06:40,912 --> 00:06:42,980 I ran into her last week, and, uh, 94 00:06:42,982 --> 00:06:44,782 you were all she can talk about. 95 00:06:44,784 --> 00:06:48,086 She said she was floored to hear you had a wife and kid. 96 00:06:48,088 --> 00:06:49,755 Yeah, well, it floors me sometimes, too. 97 00:06:51,024 --> 00:06:52,758 You all right? 98 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:53,792 Yeah. 99 00:06:53,794 --> 00:06:55,160 Don't overexert yourself. 100 00:06:55,162 --> 00:06:57,229 I can't believe you got us out of roaming. 101 00:06:57,231 --> 00:06:58,330 Huh? 102 00:06:58,332 --> 00:07:00,298 Never been out of roaming. That even possible? 103 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,234 Where are you going? What are you doing? 104 00:07:02,236 --> 00:07:04,937 I'm gonna go up here and see if I can get a signal. 105 00:07:04,939 --> 00:07:06,572 No! Let's sit, and let's wait 106 00:07:06,574 --> 00:07:07,774 a few minutes, man. 107 00:07:07,776 --> 00:07:08,775 Well, why? 108 00:07:08,777 --> 00:07:10,209 I don't know. 109 00:07:10,211 --> 00:07:12,545 We'll hang, and we'll wait for a car. 110 00:07:12,547 --> 00:07:13,646 No, you sit and wait. 111 00:07:13,648 --> 00:07:15,014 I'm gonna go up and check. 112 00:07:17,652 --> 00:07:19,454 Ah, shit. 113 00:07:27,163 --> 00:07:29,230 You remember last time we drove cross-country 114 00:07:29,232 --> 00:07:32,200 and we went, like, 200 miles out of the way 115 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,769 because we were so into whatever we were talking about? 116 00:07:34,771 --> 00:07:38,107 Yeah, and now neither one of us can remember what it was. 117 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:39,675 Might have been when, uh... 118 00:07:39,677 --> 00:07:43,546 Might have been when you claimed that art can reach a point 119 00:07:43,548 --> 00:07:46,148 where its quality became fact rather than opinion. 120 00:07:46,150 --> 00:07:48,717 That sounds like a couple hours of my life 121 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:49,885 I'd like to have back. 122 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:52,089 Or it might have been better defense, 123 00:07:52,091 --> 00:07:53,825 '85 Bears or Steel Curtain? 124 00:07:53,827 --> 00:07:55,393 Ah, that's hardly debatable. 125 00:07:55,395 --> 00:07:57,028 Bears. Yeah. 126 00:07:57,030 --> 00:08:00,031 Well, there hasn't been much of that this time. 127 00:08:00,033 --> 00:08:01,132 What? Pointless conversation? 128 00:08:01,134 --> 00:08:02,600 Any conversation. 129 00:08:03,669 --> 00:08:05,703 How are things in high finance? 130 00:08:05,705 --> 00:08:07,505 Ah, put it this way... 131 00:08:07,507 --> 00:08:10,709 there's this motivational poster in my office 132 00:08:10,711 --> 00:08:13,011 with, like, this eagle 133 00:08:13,013 --> 00:08:14,613 soaring out of the sky and shit. 134 00:08:14,615 --> 00:08:15,681 Yeah. 135 00:08:15,683 --> 00:08:17,449 I'll spend some days just staring at it, 136 00:08:17,451 --> 00:08:19,051 trying to decide whether or not 137 00:08:19,053 --> 00:08:20,819 I'm more suicidal or homicidal that day. 138 00:08:20,821 --> 00:08:21,954 Nice! 139 00:08:21,956 --> 00:08:23,522 So quit. 140 00:08:24,592 --> 00:08:26,460 Quit? And do what? 141 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:30,297 You ever do that thing when you were in second grade, 142 00:08:30,299 --> 00:08:31,999 where you, like, drew a picture 143 00:08:32,001 --> 00:08:35,736 of... of what you wanted to be when you were adult, you know? 144 00:08:35,738 --> 00:08:41,409 Like, I heard that that's the truest reflection of what you really want. 145 00:08:41,411 --> 00:08:44,412 Like, if you're doing what you drew back then, 146 00:08:44,414 --> 00:08:46,081 then you're probably really happy. 147 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:47,782 Yeah? And what'd you draw? 148 00:08:47,784 --> 00:08:48,984 Me? 149 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:51,052 I think I drew a fat, unemployed writer, 150 00:08:51,054 --> 00:08:52,087 so I'm killing it. 151 00:09:03,434 --> 00:09:05,102 Come on. 152 00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:08,405 Nothing. 153 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:24,088 So Joanne didn't like your music, huh? 154 00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:26,724 We just have different tastes. 155 00:09:26,726 --> 00:09:29,661 More likely, she has taste. 156 00:09:29,663 --> 00:09:31,997 Well, I liked it. 157 00:09:31,999 --> 00:09:32,998 Karen liked it. 158 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,266 Would you stop that? 159 00:09:34,268 --> 00:09:35,368 What, man? I mean... 160 00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:36,570 Joanne didn't like your music, 161 00:09:36,572 --> 00:09:38,438 and she made you get rid of your guitars. 162 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:40,307 I'm just trying to get up to speed here. 163 00:09:40,309 --> 00:09:41,841 No, she didn't make me do anything. 164 00:09:41,843 --> 00:09:43,009 It became clear that I wasn't 165 00:09:43,011 --> 00:09:44,511 gonna have a lot of chances to play, 166 00:09:44,513 --> 00:09:46,046 so I got rid of the stuff. 167 00:09:46,048 --> 00:09:47,815 You know, she's not a music critic. 168 00:09:47,817 --> 00:09:48,916 She's a receptionist. 169 00:09:48,918 --> 00:09:50,851 She's my wife, Carter, my wife. 170 00:09:50,853 --> 00:09:52,019 I'm just saying. 171 00:09:52,021 --> 00:09:53,588 I know exactly what you're saying, 172 00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:55,222 and I'm telling you to stop. 173 00:10:00,596 --> 00:10:02,998 Davey said he saw you guys at the store, 174 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,867 but you just kind of walked right on by. 175 00:10:05,869 --> 00:10:07,436 Yeah? Well, tell him I say hello. 176 00:10:07,438 --> 00:10:08,937 Why don't you tell him? 177 00:10:08,939 --> 00:10:11,374 You live less than, like, 10 miles away from the guy. 178 00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:12,575 Yeah, we're pretty busy. 179 00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:15,478 Well, he thinks that your wife hates him. 180 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:16,713 No. No? 181 00:10:16,715 --> 00:10:18,915 She's just not much on gatherings, that's all. 182 00:10:18,917 --> 00:10:20,317 What about your parents' house? 183 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:22,219 There's never less than a hundred people there. 184 00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:24,021 Ah, we don't visit very often. 185 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,155 Okay. 186 00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:27,625 Uh, so no Davey, no family. 187 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,460 Sounds like the list of people she does like 188 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,428 is kind of short. I hope you're on it, buddy. 189 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,763 Seriously, would you knock it off? 190 00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,199 You don't even know her. 191 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,735 You're right, man. I don't know her. 192 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,204 Every time I come to visit you guys, you're too busy. 193 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:42,107 I'm surprised she let you get away to do this thing with me. 194 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,642 Here we go! Here we go! 195 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:46,212 Oh, thank God. Come on. Here we go. 196 00:10:46,214 --> 00:10:47,680 Whoa. Wait a minute. 197 00:10:47,682 --> 00:10:48,948 Oh, shit. Wait. Wait. 198 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:50,216 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! 199 00:10:50,218 --> 00:10:51,817 God damn it! 200 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,787 Agh! Ow! 201 00:10:53,789 --> 00:10:56,056 God damn it! 202 00:10:56,058 --> 00:10:57,157 Dude, are you okay? 203 00:10:58,160 --> 00:10:59,159 Hold up! 204 00:10:59,161 --> 00:11:01,028 Hold on! 205 00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:03,163 Shit! Hold on! 206 00:11:03,998 --> 00:11:05,565 Wait. Wait! 207 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:07,634 Hey! Wait! 208 00:11:07,636 --> 00:11:08,636 Hey! 209 00:11:08,638 --> 00:11:09,971 Hold on! 210 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:10,972 Hey! 211 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,173 Yo. 212 00:11:13,308 --> 00:11:15,743 Whoa. Whoa. 213 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:20,049 Hey. Car trouble? 214 00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:21,216 Yeah. We, uh... 215 00:11:21,218 --> 00:11:23,318 We broke down a few minutes ago. 216 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,321 Well, I-I'm not much good on cars. 217 00:11:25,323 --> 00:11:26,790 I'll give you a lift into town. 218 00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:28,491 That would be great. Thank you so much. 219 00:11:28,493 --> 00:11:30,093 Just let me grab my bag. 220 00:11:30,095 --> 00:11:31,661 Hey! Look, a ride. Wait! Wait! 221 00:11:31,663 --> 00:11:32,595 Sorry. 222 00:11:32,597 --> 00:11:33,763 Hold on. We don't need it. 223 00:11:33,765 --> 00:11:35,632 What do you mean we don't need it? 224 00:11:35,634 --> 00:11:36,433 Sorry, sir. 225 00:11:36,435 --> 00:11:37,634 Nothing to worry about, son. 226 00:11:37,636 --> 00:11:39,069 I- I'm harmless. No, it's not... 227 00:11:39,071 --> 00:11:41,739 No. I, uh... 228 00:11:41,741 --> 00:11:42,840 No, it's all right. 229 00:11:42,842 --> 00:11:44,942 It's not that. It's just that the... 230 00:11:46,111 --> 00:11:47,812 The truck, it's not broken. 231 00:11:47,814 --> 00:11:50,047 What do you mean it's not broken? 232 00:11:50,049 --> 00:11:51,248 It's... I took a wire out. 233 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,383 It's not a big deal. 234 00:11:52,385 --> 00:11:53,719 What are you talk... Um... 235 00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:55,854 One second. 236 00:11:55,856 --> 00:11:57,189 What are you talking about? 237 00:11:57,191 --> 00:11:59,392 I thought that we were gonna have some good conversations 238 00:11:59,394 --> 00:12:00,760 like the last time, you know? 239 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:03,229 But instead I got cellphones and freeways 240 00:12:03,231 --> 00:12:04,731 and motels and fucking sports radio. 241 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:08,134 And, uh, I mean, I tried to get off the beaten path. 242 00:12:08,136 --> 00:12:09,602 You just decided to go to sleep, 243 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,338 so I thought this would give us a chance to catch up. 244 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,339 Thank you, sir. 245 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:14,808 Are you out of your f... 246 00:12:14,810 --> 00:12:16,510 You sure everything's all right? Yes. Oh, yeah. 247 00:12:16,512 --> 00:12:19,780 I... I am definitely sure. 248 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,014 Okay. 249 00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:22,549 Ta-da. All right, thank you. 250 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,318 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! 251 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,319 Put it in. 252 00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:26,553 It's no big deal, man. 253 00:12:26,555 --> 00:12:28,890 Put it in! I want to see it start. 254 00:12:28,892 --> 00:12:31,127 It's just a wire. 255 00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:32,361 Sorry about this. 256 00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:34,396 Just give us a second. 257 00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:38,667 It's just a wire, man. 258 00:12:38,669 --> 00:12:39,902 Look. Okay. 259 00:12:41,638 --> 00:12:43,305 Here. 260 00:13:04,030 --> 00:13:05,230 Happy? 261 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:06,231 You boys good? 262 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:07,232 Yeah. Yeah. 263 00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:09,067 Thank you. Thank you so much. 264 00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:11,170 I appreciate it. Have a good day. 265 00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:14,640 Sorry. Thank you for stopping. 266 00:13:19,747 --> 00:13:20,747 Are you insane?! 267 00:13:21,782 --> 00:13:22,615 Huh? 268 00:13:22,617 --> 00:13:23,983 You stage a breakdown 269 00:13:23,985 --> 00:13:25,151 in the middle of the desert 270 00:13:25,153 --> 00:13:26,853 so that we can talk? 271 00:13:26,855 --> 00:13:29,222 Yeah, and we've had our longest conversation in the whole trip. 272 00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:30,790 I guess that's a coincidence. 273 00:13:30,792 --> 00:13:32,826 I could have broken my neck falling down that goddamn hill. 274 00:13:32,828 --> 00:13:34,961 I told you not go up there. We could have had 275 00:13:34,963 --> 00:13:36,630 a perfectly good talk sitting right here... Talk?! 276 00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:39,000 but you had to go up and climb a fricking mountain. 277 00:13:39,002 --> 00:13:40,468 That was not a talk. 278 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:42,504 That was you stopping us a hundred miles from nowhere 279 00:13:42,506 --> 00:13:44,372 so that you could spend a few uninterrupted minutes 280 00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:46,975 bashing my wife and job! 281 00:13:53,684 --> 00:13:55,651 What kind of a ring was it? 282 00:13:55,653 --> 00:13:56,752 What? 283 00:13:56,754 --> 00:13:59,222 The engagement ring. What kind was it? 284 00:13:59,224 --> 00:14:01,057 What do you mean, what kind? 285 00:14:01,059 --> 00:14:02,258 Was it a diamond? 286 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,526 Why does that matter? 287 00:14:03,528 --> 00:14:04,760 Why won't you answer? 288 00:14:04,762 --> 00:14:07,163 Fine. I got her a diamond. So what? 289 00:14:07,165 --> 00:14:08,665 "So what?" So you just forgot 290 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,167 all about the gumball doctrine? 291 00:14:10,169 --> 00:14:11,301 The gumball doc... 292 00:14:11,303 --> 00:14:13,605 Oh, my God. You gotta be kidding me. 293 00:14:13,607 --> 00:14:16,541 Has nothing happened to you in the last 10 years? 294 00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:17,775 So you do remember? 295 00:14:17,777 --> 00:14:19,544 Yeah, I remember it as something cooked up 296 00:14:19,546 --> 00:14:22,747 by a couple of losers who had nothing better to do on a Friday night. 297 00:14:22,749 --> 00:14:24,249 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I didn't cook it up. 298 00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:26,919 You did. You're the one. You're the one that said 299 00:14:26,921 --> 00:14:28,888 that you would never buy an engagement ring 300 00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:30,689 that didn't come from a gumball machine. 301 00:14:30,691 --> 00:14:33,259 You're the one that said the poorest people on the planet 302 00:14:33,261 --> 00:14:34,793 are hacking off each others' limbs 303 00:14:34,795 --> 00:14:37,196 to give you something to spend two months' salary on. 304 00:14:37,198 --> 00:14:39,365 Look, just because you took some conversation we had 305 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:42,102 over beer and macaroni and decided to make it your religion 306 00:14:42,104 --> 00:14:44,671 doesn't mean the rest of the world gives a shit. 307 00:14:44,673 --> 00:14:46,841 Okay, fine. So you gave up on diamonds. 308 00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:48,843 Okay. Who gives a shit, man? 309 00:14:48,845 --> 00:14:52,847 You give up on your music, your friends and your family, 310 00:14:52,849 --> 00:14:54,782 and for what, the rebound girl? 311 00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:56,317 Come on. The rebound girl? 312 00:14:56,319 --> 00:14:57,318 Yes. Really? 313 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,321 Yes, the rebound girl. 314 00:14:59,323 --> 00:15:00,355 I was there. 315 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,857 I saw you and Karen together. 316 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,625 You were insane for the girl. 317 00:15:03,627 --> 00:15:05,594 And... And when she left, you know... 318 00:15:05,596 --> 00:15:08,397 You were messed up. Okay? People get that. 319 00:15:08,399 --> 00:15:11,600 But four months later, and you're engaged to the secretary? 320 00:15:11,602 --> 00:15:13,168 Listen, take a step back, 321 00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,771 and see that for what it is. 322 00:15:14,773 --> 00:15:16,739 I fell in love. You panicked. 323 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:18,041 Why do you insist on listening 324 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,742 to the words you're putting into my mouth 325 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,946 rather than the ones I'm actually saying? 326 00:15:21,948 --> 00:15:23,414 You got a goddamn dog. 327 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:24,848 So what? You're allergic! 328 00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:26,350 Take a pill. 329 00:15:26,352 --> 00:15:27,484 What's the dog's name? 330 00:15:27,486 --> 00:15:29,086 Sun... Fuck you. 331 00:15:29,088 --> 00:15:30,087 No. 332 00:15:30,089 --> 00:15:31,189 No, "Fuck You"... 333 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,657 No, "Fuck You," I would believe. 334 00:15:32,659 --> 00:15:34,559 "Fuck You" is exactly the kind of name 335 00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:35,894 that you would name a dog. 336 00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:39,831 No, but your dog's name is Sunshine. 337 00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:42,200 Fucking Sunshine. 338 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,703 Are you gonna look at me with a straight face 339 00:15:44,705 --> 00:15:46,905 and tell me that your opinion was actually considered 340 00:15:46,907 --> 00:15:49,175 in the decision that resulted in an animal 341 00:15:49,177 --> 00:15:51,844 you're allergic to being named after a Care Bear? 342 00:15:51,846 --> 00:15:54,080 Oh, my God, you're right. I didn't get to name the dog. 343 00:15:54,082 --> 00:15:55,147 My life is a sham. 344 00:15:55,149 --> 00:15:57,217 No, no, let me just get this straight, okay? 345 00:15:57,219 --> 00:15:58,352 J- Just for me. 346 00:15:58,354 --> 00:16:00,420 So the love of your life leaves. 347 00:16:00,422 --> 00:16:02,990 Okay? And, um, less than a year later, 348 00:16:02,992 --> 00:16:05,093 you're married to a secretary 349 00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:08,329 who loves dogs and hates your fucking music. 350 00:16:08,331 --> 00:16:11,132 I think it's reasonable at that point to have some doubts, right? 351 00:16:11,134 --> 00:16:14,669 I think it's reasonable to email your good friend Carter. 352 00:16:14,671 --> 00:16:15,670 You remember that? 353 00:16:15,672 --> 00:16:16,971 "Hey, what the fuck, man? 354 00:16:16,973 --> 00:16:19,942 What am I getting into? Did I make a mistake?" 355 00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:22,945 And before I can hit reply, you buy a fucking house! 356 00:16:22,947 --> 00:16:25,214 That's great! I understand. 357 00:16:25,216 --> 00:16:26,482 Right. Okay, fine. You're... 358 00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:27,750 Focus on... 359 00:16:27,752 --> 00:16:29,284 You want to focus on fucking square footage, 360 00:16:29,286 --> 00:16:31,521 rather than the fact that you have nothing in common. 361 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:32,689 That's okay. You... 362 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,424 It's marriage counseling by HGTV. 363 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,694 I get it, man. I get it. 364 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,330 And now, you know, after all this home improvement, 365 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,531 you realize, you know, 366 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,500 you haven't improved a goddamn thing. 367 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,335 And now you got no distractions. 368 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,003 "What am I gonna do?" 369 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,338 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 370 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,541 It's the next chapter in the off-the-shelf life plan 371 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,009 you got from Home Depot! 372 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,079 Right. Procreate! 373 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,548 That's the job that's never finished. 374 00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:57,849 "Keep my face down. 375 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,718 Keep my nose to the grindstone. " 376 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,086 Just focused on the kid, 377 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,722 and maybe you can go the rest of your life 378 00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:06,426 ignoring the fact that you fucked up, man. 379 00:17:06,428 --> 00:17:08,327 You made a colossal mistake, 380 00:17:08,329 --> 00:17:09,430 and you married, literally, 381 00:17:09,432 --> 00:17:11,065 the first chick to come along. 382 00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:13,200 What... Hey, hey. Come on. Come on. Fucking... 383 00:17:13,202 --> 00:17:15,569 I'm not saying anything you don't know already. 384 00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:18,705 Just swallow your pride, and you'll see how true it is. 385 00:17:18,707 --> 00:17:20,307 You ever talk about my family like that again, 386 00:17:20,309 --> 00:17:22,643 I will kick the shit out of you. You hear me? 387 00:17:22,645 --> 00:17:23,844 Okay. All right. 388 00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:26,848 Listen, I'm sure that Cole is great. 389 00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:29,918 I'm sure he's the best thing to ever happen to you, 390 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:33,121 but he's not a substitute for loving your wife. 391 00:17:34,123 --> 00:17:35,523 Joanne was right. 392 00:17:35,525 --> 00:17:37,992 You're nothing but a piece of shit. 393 00:17:40,564 --> 00:17:42,399 Okay. 394 00:17:42,401 --> 00:17:43,467 That's okay. Get in! 395 00:17:43,469 --> 00:17:44,901 I'll get in when I'm... 396 00:17:44,903 --> 00:17:46,770 I'll get in when I'm good and fucking ready. 397 00:17:46,772 --> 00:17:48,238 That's when I'll get in. 398 00:17:51,075 --> 00:17:53,710 So it's you and Joanne against the whole world. 399 00:17:53,712 --> 00:17:55,045 That's all right. That's okay. 400 00:17:55,047 --> 00:17:56,446 You know, you're so scared 401 00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:58,082 to admit that you made a mistake, 402 00:17:58,084 --> 00:18:00,785 that you just keep on making it over and over and over again. 403 00:18:00,787 --> 00:18:02,286 But that's fine. That's fine. 404 00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:05,490 You want to keep on believing your own bullshit, 405 00:18:05,492 --> 00:18:06,757 we'll get you home, 406 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:09,494 get you back to your perfect little life 407 00:18:09,496 --> 00:18:10,962 and your "motivational posters," 408 00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:13,064 and you can tune back out and... 409 00:18:13,066 --> 00:18:15,201 and try to forget all about the fact 410 00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:17,337 that your life is a complete shit hole. 411 00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:20,140 Then maybe, maybe you can call me in 20 years 412 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,908 when you've fucking lost your hair 413 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:24,277 and you've come to your senses. 414 00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:27,413 I don't think we'll be talking much anymore. 415 00:18:27,415 --> 00:18:28,715 Whatever. 416 00:18:36,526 --> 00:18:38,526 Stupid motherfucker. 417 00:18:38,528 --> 00:18:40,361 It probably just came loose, man. 418 00:18:40,363 --> 00:18:41,362 Are you insane! 419 00:18:41,364 --> 00:18:42,363 Calm down! 420 00:18:42,365 --> 00:18:43,397 Why are you... Calm down? 421 00:18:43,399 --> 00:18:44,832 You want me to calm down?! 422 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:46,767 You go fucking around with the electrical system 423 00:18:46,769 --> 00:18:48,303 in a 30-year-old piece-of-shit truck 424 00:18:48,305 --> 00:18:51,073 in the middle of the desert with no food and no water, 425 00:18:51,075 --> 00:18:52,642 and I'm supposed to calm down! 426 00:18:52,644 --> 00:18:54,677 I didn't fuck around with it. I disabled it, briefly. 427 00:18:54,679 --> 00:18:57,046 You should be thankful that I'm willing to go to these... 428 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,047 Thankful! I should be thankful?! 429 00:18:58,049 --> 00:18:59,415 lengths to try to help you. 430 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:00,816 Who the fuck are you 431 00:19:00,818 --> 00:19:03,887 to be giving me some sort of life intervention, huh? 432 00:19:03,889 --> 00:19:05,189 You're unemployed! 433 00:19:05,191 --> 00:19:05,989 You're homeless! 434 00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:07,691 Yes, and you hate your job, 435 00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:10,961 and you have a house that's apparently too small for a guitar! 436 00:19:10,963 --> 00:19:13,397 This is so typical. This is so typical. 437 00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:15,399 You're constantly doing something for you 438 00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:17,701 and then saying that it's for everybody else. 439 00:19:17,703 --> 00:19:19,036 You don't like my wife, 440 00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:20,572 we don't get to hang out anymore, 441 00:19:20,574 --> 00:19:21,906 so you want me to get divorced, 442 00:19:21,908 --> 00:19:23,007 right, for my own good... 443 00:19:23,009 --> 00:19:24,376 Yeah. Because I can do better, 444 00:19:24,378 --> 00:19:25,711 but it's all bullshit. 445 00:19:25,713 --> 00:19:27,580 You want me to find somebody you like better. 446 00:19:27,582 --> 00:19:29,048 It's for your own good. 447 00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:30,182 Fuck. Fuck. Shit. 448 00:19:30,184 --> 00:19:32,051 I got a good job. I make good money. 449 00:19:32,053 --> 00:19:34,053 I have a house, a family, and it kills you, 450 00:19:34,055 --> 00:19:36,055 because you're a 30-year-old failure who lives in his car. 451 00:19:36,057 --> 00:19:37,824 Right. So you turn your anger on everybody else 452 00:19:37,826 --> 00:19:40,727 and try to make us feel like our achievements aren't worth a shit 453 00:19:40,729 --> 00:19:41,995 because we didn't draw a picture 454 00:19:41,997 --> 00:19:44,064 of ourselves doing them in the second grade. 455 00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:45,732 You actually think that if I quit, 456 00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,067 took up music and actually made it, 457 00:19:47,069 --> 00:19:48,435 that you'd be happy for me? 458 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,769 Mm. Fuck that. You would be 459 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,905 just as blind with jealousy then as you are now. 460 00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:53,107 You'd probably... I don't know... 461 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,875 run me over with your car-slash-house... 462 00:19:54,877 --> 00:19:56,143 Probably. and then tell me 463 00:19:56,145 --> 00:19:58,313 that it was for my own good, right? 464 00:19:58,315 --> 00:19:59,314 Yeah. 465 00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:00,849 This is not about me. 466 00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,384 You don't give a shit about me. 467 00:20:02,386 --> 00:20:03,652 This is all about you 468 00:20:03,654 --> 00:20:05,554 and how everybody else can accommodate your failure. 469 00:20:05,556 --> 00:20:08,156 Hey, I'm not a failure, okay? 470 00:20:08,158 --> 00:20:10,660 I could have everything you have and more, 471 00:20:10,662 --> 00:20:14,264 but I decided long ago that it would be better to follow my dream 472 00:20:14,266 --> 00:20:17,367 rather than try to buy enough shit from fucking Pottery Barn 473 00:20:17,369 --> 00:20:19,902 to be comfortable with the idea of being 474 00:20:19,904 --> 00:20:23,873 a meaningless, lever-pulling, button-pushing cog! 475 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,876 I was a day away from... 476 00:20:25,878 --> 00:20:27,344 From law school. No, no. 477 00:20:27,346 --> 00:20:28,579 We all know the story. 478 00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:30,080 Fuck! 479 00:20:30,082 --> 00:20:32,784 You took a test. You blew it away. 480 00:20:32,786 --> 00:20:34,252 You had your choice of schools, 481 00:20:34,254 --> 00:20:36,855 but walked away for the sake of art, right? Right? 482 00:20:36,857 --> 00:20:38,990 I followed my dream instead of a paycheck. 483 00:20:38,992 --> 00:20:40,892 Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Enh! wrong. 484 00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:42,762 You're a scared and insecure little freak 485 00:20:42,764 --> 00:20:44,363 who couldn't get anywhere with writing 486 00:20:44,365 --> 00:20:46,999 and so desperately needed somebody to approve of you, 487 00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,968 to say that you were still intelligent, 488 00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:50,002 still capable... Come on. 489 00:20:50,004 --> 00:20:51,537 that you took a fricking test. 490 00:20:51,539 --> 00:20:53,005 You know what you should do? 491 00:20:53,007 --> 00:20:54,740 You should tattoo that test score on your forehead. 492 00:20:54,742 --> 00:20:57,643 That way, when somebody says, "Wait a second. You live in your car?" 493 00:20:57,645 --> 00:20:58,945 You can say, "Yeah, but look. 494 00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:00,987 I chose to be a loser, so its okay. " 495 00:21:03,986 --> 00:21:06,019 You think you've got the rest of us pegged, right? 496 00:21:06,021 --> 00:21:07,555 You got the rest of us pegged, 497 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:09,924 and it's your job to make sure we all face reality? 498 00:21:09,926 --> 00:21:11,592 The reality is your writing sucks. 499 00:21:11,594 --> 00:21:13,961 You're not gonna be famous. You're not gonna sell a book. 500 00:21:13,963 --> 00:21:15,364 You are wasting your time. 501 00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:17,232 You're the one that needs to face facts, pal. 502 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,934 But every time those facts get too close, 503 00:21:18,936 --> 00:21:20,936 you just hop in your car, and you run off. 504 00:21:20,938 --> 00:21:22,104 Well, here are the facts. 505 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,672 A 30-year-old loser living in his car 506 00:21:23,674 --> 00:21:26,041 is about the last person that I'm gonna be looking to 507 00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:27,543 for advice on how to fix my life. 508 00:21:27,545 --> 00:21:29,912 So unless you want to put out a book of don'ts 509 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,481 based on all the ways you screwed up, 510 00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:33,483 which is the only thing you're ever likely to publish, 511 00:21:33,485 --> 00:21:35,418 you should probably just shut the fuck up. 512 00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:40,523 Are you done? 513 00:21:49,168 --> 00:21:51,536 Fuck! 514 00:22:02,715 --> 00:22:04,484 Shit. Shit. 515 00:22:23,906 --> 00:22:25,507 Shit. Sh... 516 00:22:41,225 --> 00:22:42,525 Someone'll come along. 517 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:46,195 You make me sick. 518 00:25:02,511 --> 00:25:04,413 Hot enough for ya? 519 00:25:09,887 --> 00:25:12,555 They say the nights kill more people than the days. 520 00:25:15,626 --> 00:25:16,759 Okay. 521 00:25:19,697 --> 00:25:20,631 I'm so thirsty. 522 00:25:20,633 --> 00:25:22,566 My tongue feels like a two-by-four. 523 00:25:23,768 --> 00:25:24,868 Here. 524 00:25:34,813 --> 00:25:36,146 Eh... 525 00:25:49,062 --> 00:25:50,863 Man, finish it. 526 00:25:55,003 --> 00:25:57,638 How long can you go without water? 527 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,139 Two days? 528 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,540 I don't know. It doesn't matter. 529 00:26:00,542 --> 00:26:02,009 I'm going for help in the morning. 530 00:26:02,011 --> 00:26:05,178 Oh, 60 miles is a pretty long walk. 531 00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:08,348 That's only if I don't see a car. 532 00:26:08,350 --> 00:26:11,152 I think I saw some cones on the way in, man. 533 00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:12,587 I don't know. 534 00:26:16,759 --> 00:26:18,092 Hey, I know it... 535 00:26:18,094 --> 00:26:22,164 I know it doesn't really change anything, but, uh... 536 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,632 I'm sorry. 537 00:26:26,303 --> 00:26:29,205 It was definitely not your brightest idea. 538 00:26:29,207 --> 00:26:31,708 I mean I'm sorry about what I said. 539 00:26:32,777 --> 00:26:34,844 Are you sure you don't want to apologize 540 00:26:34,846 --> 00:26:36,379 for getting us stuck? 541 00:26:36,381 --> 00:26:39,215 I'm not freezing to death because you insulted my wife. 542 00:26:40,351 --> 00:26:42,820 I'm sorry about the whole goddamn thing. 543 00:26:46,992 --> 00:26:49,093 You really think my writing sucks? 544 00:26:49,095 --> 00:26:50,928 It's... It's not bad. 545 00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:52,396 It's just... 546 00:26:53,732 --> 00:26:57,302 all... all your characters get, like, cancer and die. 547 00:26:57,304 --> 00:26:58,805 Don't all get cancer and die. 548 00:26:58,807 --> 00:27:00,306 In that one thing, I'm pretty sure 549 00:27:00,308 --> 00:27:01,474 about 75% of the people die... 550 00:27:01,476 --> 00:27:04,110 That was about an oncologist. 551 00:27:04,112 --> 00:27:05,611 Yeah, and that other one with the woman 552 00:27:05,613 --> 00:27:07,613 who was high and her baby crawled out the window. 553 00:27:07,615 --> 00:27:09,582 I mean, it was good writing, but... 554 00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:11,417 kind made me want to kill myself. 555 00:27:11,419 --> 00:27:14,287 Look, that shit really happens, all right? 556 00:27:14,289 --> 00:27:19,226 It's just hard to get the message out if nobody reads the book. 557 00:27:19,228 --> 00:27:21,962 The idea that "I might not have it," 558 00:27:21,964 --> 00:27:24,598 it's... it's not news. 559 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,234 It's just that... 560 00:27:27,236 --> 00:27:29,938 you go your whole life with everyone 561 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:33,709 yelling at you to follow your dream and then to never give up. 562 00:27:33,711 --> 00:27:36,545 But to be honest, if everyone followed their dreams, 563 00:27:36,547 --> 00:27:39,281 we'd just be a planet of pro athletes and... 564 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:40,616 and astronauts. 565 00:27:41,719 --> 00:27:44,086 You know, there's gotta be someone there 566 00:27:44,088 --> 00:27:46,288 to clean the toilets, am I right? 567 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:47,924 It's like you said, you know. 568 00:27:47,926 --> 00:27:50,794 Sometimes it's better to go after something you care about 569 00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:53,563 than to be handed something that you don't, right? 570 00:27:53,565 --> 00:27:54,498 Really? 571 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:56,233 What if my lifelong dream 572 00:27:56,235 --> 00:27:58,235 was to be point guard for the Lakers? 573 00:27:58,237 --> 00:28:00,504 Would you tell me to keep chasing that? 574 00:28:00,506 --> 00:28:01,772 No. 575 00:28:01,774 --> 00:28:03,341 Exactly. 576 00:28:03,343 --> 00:28:04,543 Because "Never give up" 577 00:28:04,545 --> 00:28:06,545 looks a hell of a lot better 578 00:28:06,547 --> 00:28:08,881 on a coffee mug than it does in real life. 579 00:28:08,883 --> 00:28:10,916 Because failing... 580 00:28:12,619 --> 00:28:16,455 daily failing, it's... it's just... 581 00:28:16,457 --> 00:28:19,224 it's a lonely... 582 00:28:19,226 --> 00:28:21,127 miserable business. 583 00:28:22,697 --> 00:28:26,900 Look man, if I thought you should quit, I would say so. 584 00:28:29,103 --> 00:28:33,239 But sometimes, you know, inside all that other stuff, 585 00:28:33,241 --> 00:28:34,641 sometimes... 586 00:28:34,643 --> 00:28:37,344 you'll say something in just a few words 587 00:28:37,346 --> 00:28:39,514 that I realize I've been thinking for years. 588 00:28:39,516 --> 00:28:41,683 And that's not just you reading my mind. 589 00:28:41,685 --> 00:28:43,585 That's you reading a part of it 590 00:28:43,587 --> 00:28:46,021 that I never would have known how to express. 591 00:28:46,023 --> 00:28:49,324 Now, that's not just some fat kid with no jump shot. 592 00:28:49,326 --> 00:28:50,325 That's... 593 00:28:50,327 --> 00:28:52,561 There's something there. 594 00:28:52,563 --> 00:28:55,865 Some of the things you put out there, man... 595 00:28:57,067 --> 00:29:00,570 I think a lot more of them stick than you realize. 596 00:29:08,979 --> 00:29:10,714 I cheated on Joanne. 597 00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:14,285 Are you kidding me? 598 00:29:14,287 --> 00:29:15,887 No. 599 00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:18,356 Six months ago at this conference. 600 00:29:18,358 --> 00:29:20,992 Just... 601 00:29:20,994 --> 00:29:22,694 just sort of happened. 602 00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:26,498 We're freezing our asses off in the middle of the desert. 603 00:29:26,500 --> 00:29:28,033 You think you're gonna get away with, 604 00:29:28,035 --> 00:29:29,034 "It just sort of happened?" 605 00:29:30,203 --> 00:29:31,937 It was just... 606 00:29:31,939 --> 00:29:33,505 It was this woman... 607 00:29:33,507 --> 00:29:35,341 Girl, really, 21, 22, 608 00:29:35,343 --> 00:29:36,942 somebody's intern. 609 00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:40,179 Long brown hair, these long, skinny legs, 610 00:29:40,181 --> 00:29:42,816 and she had this huge smile. 611 00:29:42,818 --> 00:29:44,985 And she walks up to me, and she introduces herself, 612 00:29:44,987 --> 00:29:48,155 asks what firm I'm with, blah, blah, blah. And I said, like, 613 00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:51,659 "Listen, if... if you're looking for a job, I'm the wrong guy," 614 00:29:51,661 --> 00:29:55,096 and she goes, "No, I just think you look interesting. " 615 00:29:55,098 --> 00:29:57,398 And she says, "Would you like to have dinner?" 616 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,969 And I realize that I've had my hands in my pockets this whole time, 617 00:30:00,971 --> 00:30:03,372 so she has no idea that I'm even married. 618 00:30:03,374 --> 00:30:04,606 Mm-hmm. 619 00:30:04,608 --> 00:30:06,108 And suddenly I get this feeling, you know, 620 00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:08,443 like I told you I get with books and movies, 621 00:30:08,445 --> 00:30:10,379 like I... I finally had a chance to escape, 622 00:30:10,381 --> 00:30:12,214 to be somebody else for a while. 623 00:30:12,216 --> 00:30:14,650 So I go back up to my room, 624 00:30:14,652 --> 00:30:17,587 and suddenly I feel this wave of guilt, 625 00:30:17,589 --> 00:30:19,489 like the spell breaks, 626 00:30:19,491 --> 00:30:21,291 and I start thinking this is crazy. 627 00:30:21,293 --> 00:30:22,726 Then all of a sudden, 628 00:30:22,728 --> 00:30:25,496 my phone rings, and it's Joanne. 629 00:30:25,498 --> 00:30:27,898 And I answer, and I say, 630 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:30,801 "I'm so glad you called," because I was. 631 00:30:30,803 --> 00:30:33,638 "I miss you, and I wish you were here right now. " 632 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,041 And she says, "Well, I wish I were there right now, too, 633 00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:37,375 "because the disposal's broken again. 634 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:38,643 "Do you want me to call a repairman, 635 00:30:38,645 --> 00:30:40,045 "or do you want to try and fix it? 636 00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:42,080 "Oh, and did you ever talk to our neighbor 637 00:30:42,082 --> 00:30:44,249 "about whether or not they stole our recycling bin? 638 00:30:44,251 --> 00:30:46,818 Because it's getting a little awkward walking with... " 639 00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:49,155 And she goes on like this for, like, five minutes. 640 00:30:51,993 --> 00:30:55,761 So when I hung up, 641 00:30:55,763 --> 00:30:57,831 I practically ran to the elevator. 642 00:30:57,833 --> 00:31:00,067 And Annie... her name was Annie... 643 00:31:00,069 --> 00:31:01,735 we have this whole dinner, 644 00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:04,204 and you know what we talked about? 645 00:31:04,206 --> 00:31:05,306 College football. 646 00:31:05,308 --> 00:31:07,241 Mm. College football. 647 00:31:07,243 --> 00:31:09,043 No car insurance, no day care, 648 00:31:09,045 --> 00:31:12,046 no gossip about other parents I don't even know. 649 00:31:12,048 --> 00:31:14,749 Just simple, effortless conversation. I've never... 650 00:31:16,852 --> 00:31:20,421 The first one that I've had in a long time. 651 00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,458 Scale of 1 to 10? 652 00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:23,492 10. 653 00:31:23,494 --> 00:31:25,027 Plus the fact that she was 21, 654 00:31:25,029 --> 00:31:26,395 makes her, like, an eleventy-zillion. 655 00:31:26,397 --> 00:31:28,163 Hello. 656 00:31:28,165 --> 00:31:29,498 Don't get me wrong. 657 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:32,469 Joanne is very attractive. 658 00:31:32,471 --> 00:31:35,071 And this is gonna sound shallow, but... 659 00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:40,811 pregnancy is bad for a body. 660 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,881 You know, sometimes I'll catch myself 661 00:31:43,883 --> 00:31:47,284 staring at her thighs or belly, 662 00:31:47,286 --> 00:31:48,719 and I'll be like... 663 00:31:48,721 --> 00:31:51,922 whatever happened to the woman I married, you know? 664 00:31:53,258 --> 00:31:56,328 You do realize you're the one who made her like that. 665 00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:59,931 I know. That's why I feel like an asshole even saying this. 666 00:31:59,933 --> 00:32:02,334 I feel like an asshole even thinking it. 667 00:32:02,336 --> 00:32:03,769 And don't get me wrong. 668 00:32:03,771 --> 00:32:05,805 Cole is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 669 00:32:05,807 --> 00:32:07,340 It's just he's the worst thing 670 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,042 that ever happened to our sex life. 671 00:32:09,044 --> 00:32:12,179 I used to look at Joanne and just want to jump her, 672 00:32:12,181 --> 00:32:15,449 but now I look at her, and sometimes... 673 00:32:15,451 --> 00:32:18,018 And this is embarrassing, but sometimes 674 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:20,587 I have trouble... 675 00:32:20,589 --> 00:32:23,557 getting ready for her. 676 00:32:25,393 --> 00:32:26,795 And Annie? 677 00:32:26,797 --> 00:32:28,963 I could be ready just thinking about her. 678 00:32:28,965 --> 00:32:30,799 I was ready when she asked my name. 679 00:32:30,801 --> 00:32:33,568 I guess when you get married, 680 00:32:33,570 --> 00:32:36,237 you're supposed to say that the relationship 681 00:32:36,239 --> 00:32:39,941 goes beyond tight thighs and a skinny waist 682 00:32:39,943 --> 00:32:41,377 and that, when all that goes, 683 00:32:41,379 --> 00:32:42,813 the rest of it will sustain you. 684 00:32:42,815 --> 00:32:44,448 Well, it just isn't phrased that way. 685 00:32:44,450 --> 00:32:47,284 But if... if it was, would you still have married her? 686 00:32:47,286 --> 00:32:48,852 Yeah, of course, but... 687 00:32:48,854 --> 00:32:51,855 you just don't realize how much you'll miss things, 688 00:32:51,857 --> 00:32:53,690 you know, little things, like kissing. 689 00:32:53,692 --> 00:32:55,592 Y- You don't kiss Joanne anymore? 690 00:32:55,594 --> 00:32:57,027 Yeah, we kiss all the time, 691 00:32:57,029 --> 00:32:58,995 but it's habit. It's like a handshake. 692 00:32:58,997 --> 00:33:00,631 You don't even think about it. 693 00:33:00,633 --> 00:33:01,833 But when Annie kissed me... 694 00:33:01,835 --> 00:33:03,334 fuck. 695 00:33:03,336 --> 00:33:07,338 It was like the hairs on the back of my neck stood up. 696 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:10,408 It's hard to say, but there's more in that first kiss with someone new 697 00:33:10,410 --> 00:33:12,844 than there is in the whole shebang after four years. 698 00:33:12,846 --> 00:33:14,145 That's how everything was. 699 00:33:14,147 --> 00:33:16,082 It was just exciting, you know, touching her, 700 00:33:16,084 --> 00:33:17,951 taking her clothes off for the first time. 701 00:33:17,953 --> 00:33:21,888 And then the... the rest of the weekend at... at the conference, 702 00:33:21,890 --> 00:33:24,124 I'd be sitting in some stupid speech, 703 00:33:24,126 --> 00:33:27,494 and all I could think about was those tiny, little legs 704 00:33:27,496 --> 00:33:28,862 and those little black panties, 705 00:33:28,864 --> 00:33:32,066 and I just... I felt like I was going fucking crazy. 706 00:33:32,935 --> 00:33:35,035 So then, at lunch, I found her... 707 00:33:36,872 --> 00:33:39,507 and we blew off the rest of the conference, 708 00:33:39,509 --> 00:33:41,475 just blew it off. 709 00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:43,310 Did it four times on Sunday... 710 00:33:44,913 --> 00:33:47,047 once an hour before we went to the airport. 711 00:33:47,049 --> 00:33:48,783 Now, you have to understand, 712 00:33:48,785 --> 00:33:51,587 if Joanne and I do it four times a month, 713 00:33:51,589 --> 00:33:53,222 it's a fucking miracle. 714 00:33:53,224 --> 00:33:56,792 But it's like I knew that it was gonna disappear forever, 715 00:33:56,794 --> 00:33:59,929 and I just... I couldn't get enough. 716 00:33:59,931 --> 00:34:01,931 And did it disappear forever? 717 00:34:01,933 --> 00:34:05,135 Yeah, we email sometimes, but... 718 00:34:05,137 --> 00:34:06,803 nothing serious. 719 00:34:06,805 --> 00:34:09,540 But every time I see her name in my in-box, 720 00:34:09,542 --> 00:34:11,408 it's like my heart doubles up, man. 721 00:34:11,410 --> 00:34:13,043 Are you gonna see her again? 722 00:34:13,045 --> 00:34:15,546 Why? That would just ruin it, you know? 723 00:34:15,548 --> 00:34:18,949 Everything I felt for Annie, I used to feel for Joanne. 724 00:34:18,951 --> 00:34:23,288 So, what, I just run off with this gorgeous little football fan. Then what? 725 00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:26,926 Next thing you know, talking to Annie is like talking to Joanne, 726 00:34:26,928 --> 00:34:29,395 kissing Annie is like kissing Joanne. It's... 727 00:34:30,797 --> 00:34:33,365 That's just what marriage does. 728 00:34:36,903 --> 00:34:40,273 You asked if I ever mention the music to Joanne. 729 00:34:40,275 --> 00:34:41,274 Well, I have. 730 00:34:41,276 --> 00:34:42,709 Hmm. I do. 731 00:34:42,711 --> 00:34:44,277 It's like clockwork. 732 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,914 Every couple of months, I'll wake up, 733 00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:50,884 freaked out that my life is meaningless. 734 00:34:50,886 --> 00:34:53,253 She'll try on some clothes, have a breakdown, 735 00:34:53,255 --> 00:34:56,157 swear she's gonna lose 20 pounds, swears off food. 736 00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:00,295 I swear that I'm gonna turn in my tie for a guitar strap. 737 00:35:00,297 --> 00:35:02,564 We both say, "Good for you, honey. I'm with you," 738 00:35:02,566 --> 00:35:06,802 not believing a single fucking word the other person's saying. 739 00:35:06,804 --> 00:35:10,072 That's the problem with marriage. You... 740 00:35:10,074 --> 00:35:12,442 You can't do it without learning to lie 741 00:35:12,444 --> 00:35:15,378 to the one person you're supposed to trust. 742 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,147 Can I ask you something? 743 00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:19,282 What? 744 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:23,019 And I don't... I don't mean to upset you. 745 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:24,120 Um... 746 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:27,057 if it's so bad, why don't you get out? 747 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:29,793 Let me see your keys. 748 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:32,096 I told you, I tried a million times. 749 00:35:32,098 --> 00:35:33,197 Just... Just let me see 'em. 750 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:34,499 It's not gonna work, brother. 751 00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:38,069 That's it? 752 00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:40,105 Two keys? 753 00:35:40,107 --> 00:35:41,273 Yeah, why? 754 00:35:45,879 --> 00:35:47,046 Jesus. Yeah. 755 00:35:47,048 --> 00:35:48,781 It's like you mugged a locksmith. 756 00:35:48,783 --> 00:35:50,116 Yeah, I know. It's, uh... 757 00:35:50,118 --> 00:35:52,418 Okay, there's my... my house keys. 758 00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:53,953 I got my gym locker. 759 00:35:53,955 --> 00:35:55,421 I've got my toolshed. 760 00:35:55,423 --> 00:35:57,623 I've got my boat keys. 761 00:35:57,625 --> 00:35:59,593 I don't know what the hell that one's for... 762 00:35:59,595 --> 00:36:00,927 Jesus. or that one. 763 00:36:00,929 --> 00:36:02,796 I mean, it's like... You know when people say 764 00:36:02,798 --> 00:36:03,964 they're gonna put down roots? 765 00:36:03,966 --> 00:36:05,866 Well, that's what it looks like. 766 00:36:10,606 --> 00:36:12,206 Shit. 767 00:36:14,843 --> 00:36:17,146 You know what I always wanted? 768 00:36:17,148 --> 00:36:18,414 What? 769 00:36:18,416 --> 00:36:20,516 Mohawk, fucking Mohawk, 770 00:36:20,518 --> 00:36:25,054 just like that dude from... from "Taxi Driver. " 771 00:36:25,056 --> 00:36:26,622 Travis Bickle? The nutcase? 772 00:36:26,624 --> 00:36:27,623 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 773 00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,124 But I could never do it. 774 00:36:29,126 --> 00:36:30,225 Why not? 775 00:36:30,227 --> 00:36:33,163 Well, because my parents would have killed me. 776 00:36:33,165 --> 00:36:34,998 Then when I got to college, I was working. 777 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,300 Then I was working as soon as I got out of college. 778 00:36:37,302 --> 00:36:39,636 Then of course I got married and had a kid, so... 779 00:36:39,638 --> 00:36:41,204 So? 780 00:36:41,206 --> 00:36:44,041 So you don't see many responsible parents 781 00:36:44,043 --> 00:36:47,878 or functioning members of society with Mohawks. 782 00:36:48,715 --> 00:36:50,349 So? 783 00:36:50,351 --> 00:36:52,217 So forget about doing 784 00:36:52,219 --> 00:36:53,952 something crazy and life-altering 785 00:36:53,954 --> 00:36:56,421 like quitting my job or leaving my wife. 786 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,824 I can't even get a haircut anymore 787 00:36:58,826 --> 00:37:00,225 without thinking about the keys, 788 00:37:00,227 --> 00:37:02,527 and the keys, they don't like Mohawks. 789 00:37:02,529 --> 00:37:06,199 Well, how long do you have to listen to the keys exactly? 790 00:37:06,201 --> 00:37:08,935 U- Until you retire? Until Cole goes to college? 791 00:37:08,937 --> 00:37:11,437 Oh, I'll probably be bald by then. 792 00:37:11,439 --> 00:37:13,473 Exactly. 793 00:37:13,475 --> 00:37:17,978 You know, I used to have something on my key chain, 794 00:37:17,980 --> 00:37:20,314 but it kept falling off. 795 00:37:21,917 --> 00:37:24,753 Do you know what this is? 796 00:37:24,755 --> 00:37:26,888 This is a multi-tool. 797 00:37:28,090 --> 00:37:31,426 And do you know what one of the tools is? 798 00:37:32,461 --> 00:37:34,562 Shing. 799 00:37:34,564 --> 00:37:35,597 Mohawk? 800 00:37:35,599 --> 00:37:37,867 Dude, put away the multi-tool. 801 00:37:37,869 --> 00:37:38,868 It's not happening. 802 00:37:38,870 --> 00:37:40,102 Why not? 803 00:37:40,104 --> 00:37:42,338 Because I just told you two pounds of why. 804 00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:43,439 So what, man? Nobody's here. 805 00:37:43,441 --> 00:37:44,640 We're freezing our asses off 806 00:37:44,642 --> 00:37:45,741 in the middle of the desert. 807 00:37:45,743 --> 00:37:46,976 There's not a soul to stop you. 808 00:37:46,978 --> 00:37:48,411 Whoa. Mohawk! 809 00:37:48,413 --> 00:37:50,679 It's not something that I think Cole needs to see, 810 00:37:50,681 --> 00:37:52,115 is his old man with a Mohawk. 811 00:37:52,117 --> 00:37:53,850 So what? You'll... Man, you'll... 812 00:37:53,852 --> 00:37:56,621 you'll prove to him that.. that it's good to be your own man. 813 00:37:56,623 --> 00:37:58,322 What about Joanne? 814 00:37:58,324 --> 00:38:00,892 Joanne's probably as bored with you as you are of her. 815 00:38:00,894 --> 00:38:03,594 You're probably one Mohawk away from fucking like rabbits. 816 00:38:03,596 --> 00:38:04,595 Okay, well... 817 00:38:04,597 --> 00:38:06,397 Mohawk! Mo... 818 00:38:06,399 --> 00:38:08,866 Come on. Just say fuck it, man. 819 00:38:08,868 --> 00:38:10,702 Fuck it. Fuck the keys. 820 00:38:10,704 --> 00:38:12,171 Do it for you. 821 00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:15,774 Oh, God, you don't... 822 00:38:15,776 --> 00:38:17,509 You're pulling on it. 823 00:38:17,511 --> 00:38:18,977 Just re... Just relax. 824 00:38:18,979 --> 00:38:20,345 Don't be a pussy. 825 00:38:21,348 --> 00:38:22,347 There we go. 826 00:38:22,349 --> 00:38:24,850 Whee. 827 00:38:24,852 --> 00:38:26,318 That's looking good, man. 828 00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:44,806 Here we go. 829 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:48,844 Ow! 830 00:38:48,846 --> 00:38:50,846 Yeah, that's gonna leave a mark. 831 00:38:50,848 --> 00:38:52,347 Are you fucking kidding me? 832 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:57,986 Is it straight? 833 00:38:57,988 --> 00:38:59,488 It's fairly straight. 834 00:38:59,490 --> 00:39:01,692 Yeah? Does it look like Travis Bickle? 835 00:39:01,694 --> 00:39:02,960 Heh. You look pretty crazy. 836 00:39:06,030 --> 00:39:07,431 What do you think? Oh, no. 837 00:39:07,433 --> 00:39:08,632 Do you love it? 838 00:39:11,237 --> 00:39:12,035 Yes. 839 00:39:12,037 --> 00:39:13,070 Oh, my God. 840 00:39:13,072 --> 00:39:14,371 I'll give you 100 bucks 841 00:39:14,373 --> 00:39:16,741 if you let me come to work with you on Monday. 842 00:39:16,743 --> 00:39:18,142 You don't have $100. 843 00:39:18,144 --> 00:39:19,911 I know! I'll sell something. 844 00:39:19,913 --> 00:39:21,546 You gonna sell a book? 845 00:39:21,548 --> 00:39:22,347 Something of value, 846 00:39:22,349 --> 00:39:25,383 like my kidney, maybe. God. 847 00:39:25,385 --> 00:39:27,919 Oh, my God. This look is never gonna make it to work. 848 00:39:27,921 --> 00:39:30,355 Oh, come on, man. This is new Mitch coming through. 849 00:39:30,357 --> 00:39:32,925 Oh, my... I can't believe how many times you cut me. 850 00:39:32,927 --> 00:39:34,126 The lacerations will fade, 851 00:39:34,128 --> 00:39:36,263 but the memories will last us a lifetime. 852 00:39:36,265 --> 00:39:39,466 Oh, we can't say nothing happened on this trip, huh? 853 00:39:39,468 --> 00:39:41,768 God. 854 00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:43,036 Yeah. 855 00:39:48,950 --> 00:39:50,479 What? 856 00:39:52,814 --> 00:39:55,449 Have you ever been this thirsty? 857 00:39:56,785 --> 00:39:58,319 No. 858 00:40:07,731 --> 00:40:09,831 Really? 859 00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:11,868 It tastes like water. 860 00:40:11,870 --> 00:40:12,869 Gimme. 861 00:40:12,871 --> 00:40:14,337 Yeah, tastes like water. 862 00:40:19,411 --> 00:40:20,910 It's blue and soapy. 863 00:40:20,912 --> 00:40:22,212 Yeah, well, it's washer fluid. 864 00:40:22,214 --> 00:40:23,714 What do you expect? 865 00:40:25,184 --> 00:40:27,418 That's horrible. 866 00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:30,287 I don't... 867 00:40:32,390 --> 00:40:34,658 I don't want any more. 868 00:40:37,062 --> 00:40:39,130 All right. 869 00:40:39,132 --> 00:40:41,299 I don't like it. Well... 870 00:40:41,301 --> 00:40:43,902 I- I'm gonna save mine for tomorrow, 871 00:40:43,904 --> 00:40:47,106 in case I have to go for a walk. 872 00:40:49,042 --> 00:40:52,111 Yeah, well, we should pro... 873 00:40:52,113 --> 00:40:54,848 We should probably get some sleep... 874 00:40:54,850 --> 00:40:57,384 Yeah. in case you do, huh? 875 00:40:57,386 --> 00:40:59,486 Yeah. 876 00:41:54,647 --> 00:41:55,647 Holy shit. 877 00:41:56,650 --> 00:41:59,117 Hold on. Hello. 878 00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:00,753 Hello? Hi. Oh, God. 879 00:42:00,755 --> 00:42:02,922 Thank you. Wait. 880 00:42:02,924 --> 00:42:04,257 Hi. Hi. 881 00:42:04,259 --> 00:42:05,658 Hold on. Hi. Hi. 882 00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:07,894 How... How are you? It's so good to see you. 883 00:42:07,896 --> 00:42:09,328 We had... Ow. 884 00:42:09,330 --> 00:42:11,330 Okay, don't go anywhere. 885 00:42:11,332 --> 00:42:14,434 Um, we had a... 886 00:42:14,436 --> 00:42:16,870 problem last night. 887 00:42:16,872 --> 00:42:19,473 It's so good to see you. I'm sorry. Um, 888 00:42:19,475 --> 00:42:23,143 oh, my God. We had a bit of an issue with the engine. 889 00:42:23,145 --> 00:42:25,212 I guess I tampered with it, 890 00:42:25,214 --> 00:42:26,814 or... I didn't really dismantle it. 891 00:42:26,816 --> 00:42:30,118 It's fine. It's all good, but, uh, 892 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,753 God, we were here all night, 893 00:42:31,755 --> 00:42:33,656 all day and all night last night. 894 00:42:33,658 --> 00:42:35,758 Maybe you have food or water or something? 895 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,359 Just... Just anything? A ride, you know? 896 00:42:37,361 --> 00:42:39,795 We... We'll... 897 00:42:39,797 --> 00:42:40,763 Wait! No! 898 00:42:40,765 --> 00:42:43,699 Where are you going? Wait! Wait! Wait! 899 00:42:49,674 --> 00:42:51,007 Oh, God. 900 00:42:51,009 --> 00:42:55,679 What the fuck are you doing?! 901 00:42:57,715 --> 00:43:00,751 I... I thought she was gonna take us with her. 902 00:43:00,753 --> 00:43:02,085 She was! 903 00:43:02,087 --> 00:43:04,856 Until you scared the shit out of her! 904 00:43:04,858 --> 00:43:08,060 You couldn't wait one minute to get into the car, man? 905 00:43:08,062 --> 00:43:09,294 Come on! 906 00:43:09,296 --> 00:43:10,395 I don't... I don't know. 907 00:43:10,397 --> 00:43:12,464 I thought she... I thought that... 908 00:43:12,466 --> 00:43:17,069 You look like a goddamn fucking horror movie extra! 909 00:43:18,439 --> 00:43:20,906 Let's remember why I look like this. 910 00:43:20,908 --> 00:43:22,742 This... This was your idea! 911 00:43:22,744 --> 00:43:26,112 What am I afraid of? What can it hurt? Well, there you go. 912 00:43:26,114 --> 00:43:29,816 That is exactly why you can't have a Mohawk in the real world. 913 00:43:29,818 --> 00:43:33,520 I gave you a haircut, not a lobotomy. 914 00:43:35,189 --> 00:43:36,656 I don't feel well. 915 00:43:36,658 --> 00:43:37,690 Ahh. 916 00:43:37,692 --> 00:43:39,728 Maybe it has something to do with the fact 917 00:43:39,730 --> 00:43:42,597 that I spent a day in the oven and the night in the freezer 918 00:43:42,599 --> 00:43:44,499 with nothing but fucking washer fluid in my system! 919 00:43:44,501 --> 00:43:46,535 I told you not to drink that shit, man. 920 00:43:46,537 --> 00:43:47,569 Oh! It tasted like soap! 921 00:43:47,571 --> 00:43:49,237 Okay, so this is all my fault. 922 00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,706 I got us stuck in the desert. 923 00:43:51,708 --> 00:43:55,678 Well, you certainly got us stuck for another 20 hours. 924 00:43:57,414 --> 00:43:59,148 Hey, do me a favor. 925 00:43:59,150 --> 00:44:01,717 If you see any more cars coming, 926 00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:05,521 try not to be such a fucking moron! 927 00:44:05,523 --> 00:44:07,023 This is exactly what happens 928 00:44:07,025 --> 00:44:09,959 when you let a homeless person cut your hair! 929 00:44:15,569 --> 00:44:17,735 Don't worry. I'm gonna call Joanne for you. 930 00:44:17,737 --> 00:44:20,471 I'll tell her you're just fine, you'll be home soon, 931 00:44:20,473 --> 00:44:22,640 but you won't be able to get it up looking at 932 00:44:22,642 --> 00:44:23,908 her fat fucking thighs... Hey! 933 00:44:23,910 --> 00:44:26,144 unless you think about your girlfriend Annie. 934 00:44:26,146 --> 00:44:27,880 Hey, You better keep your mouth shut! 935 00:44:27,882 --> 00:44:29,815 Then maybe she'll give you 936 00:44:29,817 --> 00:44:32,418 that divorce you're so scared to ask for. 937 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:37,590 Then you can give those keys you love so much to Cole's new dad! 938 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:38,591 Hey! 939 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,861 You fucker. 940 00:44:44,832 --> 00:44:45,999 Aah! 941 00:44:46,001 --> 00:44:50,404 Oh, shit. 942 00:44:57,279 --> 00:44:58,446 Hey. 943 00:44:58,448 --> 00:45:00,047 You son of a bitch. 944 00:45:01,184 --> 00:45:02,384 Hey. 945 00:45:02,386 --> 00:45:04,419 Come here. Hey! 946 00:45:04,421 --> 00:45:06,054 Come here! Hey! Hey! 947 00:45:13,229 --> 00:45:14,429 You son of a... 948 00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:18,801 You... 949 00:45:20,004 --> 00:45:22,773 You just broke my nose! 950 00:45:22,775 --> 00:45:23,774 Fucking... 951 00:45:25,243 --> 00:45:26,644 Yaah! 952 00:45:27,445 --> 00:45:28,913 Damn it. 953 00:45:28,915 --> 00:45:30,948 Hyah! 954 00:45:42,728 --> 00:45:44,629 Come on! 955 00:45:45,631 --> 00:45:48,266 Aah! Oh, my eye! Time-out! 956 00:45:48,268 --> 00:45:49,869 Are you all right? 957 00:45:52,273 --> 00:45:54,607 Damn it! 958 00:46:10,259 --> 00:46:12,460 I think you broke my nose. 959 00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:18,066 Now I'm going to have two casts 960 00:46:18,068 --> 00:46:20,001 and a fucking Mohawk. 961 00:46:28,079 --> 00:46:30,813 Hey, quit fucking around, and get up. 962 00:46:33,484 --> 00:46:34,985 Come on. Get up! 963 00:46:36,854 --> 00:46:38,088 Carter. 964 00:46:40,258 --> 00:46:41,826 Carter? 965 00:46:47,899 --> 00:46:51,836 Hey. 966 00:46:51,838 --> 00:46:56,274 Get up! 967 00:46:56,276 --> 00:46:57,275 C... 968 00:46:57,277 --> 00:46:58,410 Hey. 969 00:46:58,412 --> 00:47:01,113 Hey! Come on. 970 00:47:01,115 --> 00:47:03,081 Come on. 971 00:47:03,083 --> 00:47:04,549 Carter. 972 00:47:06,453 --> 00:47:08,021 Oh, shit. 973 00:47:10,824 --> 00:47:12,126 Oh, man. 974 00:47:12,128 --> 00:47:13,861 I'm so sorry. 975 00:47:13,863 --> 00:47:17,197 Carter, come on, buddy. Wake up. 976 00:47:17,199 --> 00:47:20,134 Wake up. 977 00:47:24,506 --> 00:47:28,393 Oh, my God. 978 00:47:29,185 --> 00:47:31,499 Oh, my God. 979 00:47:40,423 --> 00:47:41,690 Carter, come on, buddy. 980 00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:43,526 Get up. Get up. 981 00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:46,730 Get up! 982 00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:50,033 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 983 00:47:52,236 --> 00:47:54,104 Oh, my God. 984 00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:58,975 H- Hey... 985 00:48:03,282 --> 00:48:04,916 Ah, fuck. 986 00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:08,953 What the... 987 00:48:33,348 --> 00:48:35,483 It's gonna be okay, buddy. 988 00:48:35,485 --> 00:48:36,951 It's gonna be okay. 989 00:48:37,853 --> 00:48:39,820 You know, I was thinking about it, 990 00:48:39,822 --> 00:48:41,188 and it's really funny. 991 00:48:42,891 --> 00:48:45,226 We should have thought about it sooner. 992 00:48:46,095 --> 00:48:47,761 We scared that old lady, man. 993 00:48:47,763 --> 00:48:50,333 We scared her. 994 00:48:51,735 --> 00:48:53,269 I mean, look at me, right? 995 00:48:53,271 --> 00:48:55,872 I'd be scared of me. I'm... I look fucking crazy. 996 00:48:55,874 --> 00:48:57,907 But that's okay. That's good. That's very good, 997 00:48:57,909 --> 00:48:59,642 because she probably went straight to town 998 00:48:59,644 --> 00:49:00,910 and told somebody about it, right? 999 00:49:00,912 --> 00:49:02,612 She probably went to the first house 1000 00:49:02,614 --> 00:49:04,514 or store or whatever 1001 00:49:04,516 --> 00:49:07,050 and was like, "Ohh, you gotta help me. 1002 00:49:07,052 --> 00:49:09,286 "Some crazy guy with a crazy haircut 1003 00:49:09,288 --> 00:49:10,921 tried to get in my car. " 1004 00:49:10,923 --> 00:49:13,290 But I wasn't trying to get in her car. 1005 00:49:13,292 --> 00:49:15,425 I was just... I was just feeling it, you know. 1006 00:49:15,427 --> 00:49:19,129 I was just trying to make sure it wasn't one of those, what, mirages, 1007 00:49:19,131 --> 00:49:21,298 like in the cartoons, you know? 1008 00:49:24,938 --> 00:49:27,139 But that's okay. That's good. 1009 00:49:27,141 --> 00:49:29,542 That's very good, because she probably told somebody, 1010 00:49:29,544 --> 00:49:32,745 and they're gonna come out here and check it out. 1011 00:49:32,747 --> 00:49:34,346 They're probably sending somebody right now. 1012 00:49:34,348 --> 00:49:35,648 They're probably... 1013 00:49:35,650 --> 00:49:37,383 They're probably sending the police. 1014 00:49:41,155 --> 00:49:43,623 The police are probably coming right now. 1015 00:49:46,295 --> 00:49:47,360 Carter. 1016 00:49:49,263 --> 00:49:50,597 Carter, hey, 1017 00:49:50,599 --> 00:49:52,599 I think the police are coming. 1018 00:49:52,601 --> 00:49:55,536 Carter, I need you to wake up, buddy. 1019 00:49:55,538 --> 00:49:57,538 I need you to wake up! 1020 00:49:57,540 --> 00:49:58,940 Carter! 1021 00:49:58,942 --> 00:50:00,909 The police are coming. 1022 00:50:00,911 --> 00:50:02,844 The police are coming! 1023 00:50:04,647 --> 00:50:07,583 I need you to help me make them understand how this happened. 1024 00:50:07,585 --> 00:50:09,484 Carter, come on! 1025 00:50:09,486 --> 00:50:11,286 Come on! 1026 00:50:11,288 --> 00:50:12,288 Hello! 1027 00:50:12,290 --> 00:50:14,390 Do you hear me? 1028 00:50:15,726 --> 00:50:17,994 'Cause if you don't help me explain, 1029 00:50:17,996 --> 00:50:19,729 they're not gonna understand, Carter. 1030 00:50:19,731 --> 00:50:23,099 Come on! 1031 00:50:26,503 --> 00:50:27,770 You remember my keys? 1032 00:50:27,772 --> 00:50:28,939 Do you remember my keys? 1033 00:50:28,941 --> 00:50:30,941 I got a lot of things to worry about. 1034 00:50:30,943 --> 00:50:33,277 Come on, buddy. Wake up. 1035 00:50:33,279 --> 00:50:35,180 Wake up! 1036 00:50:46,226 --> 00:50:48,294 Fucking... I am sorry. 1037 00:52:16,257 --> 00:52:19,660 Carter? 1038 00:52:19,662 --> 00:52:20,728 Carter. 1039 00:52:20,730 --> 00:52:22,029 Holy shit! 1040 00:52:22,031 --> 00:52:23,398 Holy shit! You're alive! 1041 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,699 You're alive! 1042 00:52:24,701 --> 00:52:26,668 Carter! Oh. Okay. 1043 00:52:26,670 --> 00:52:27,736 J- Just wait here. 1044 00:52:27,738 --> 00:52:29,104 Just... You're okay. 1045 00:52:29,106 --> 00:52:30,939 You're okay. You're okay. You're okay. 1046 00:52:30,941 --> 00:52:32,941 Everything's gonna be okay. All right? 1047 00:52:32,943 --> 00:52:35,677 What's happening? 1048 00:52:35,679 --> 00:52:37,412 You scared the shit out of me! 1049 00:52:37,414 --> 00:52:38,847 That's what's happening. 1050 00:52:38,849 --> 00:52:39,849 Ow, my head. 1051 00:52:39,851 --> 00:52:41,050 Ohh. Oh, my God. Quit it. 1052 00:52:41,052 --> 00:52:42,585 I can't believe it. 1053 00:52:42,587 --> 00:52:45,020 I have the worst headache I've ever had in my life. 1054 00:52:45,022 --> 00:52:46,055 Okay. All right, well, just... 1055 00:52:46,057 --> 00:52:47,390 Just stay right there, okay? 1056 00:52:47,392 --> 00:52:49,091 We'll get you taken care of. 1057 00:52:50,026 --> 00:52:52,896 Oh shit. Oh, fuck. 1058 00:52:52,898 --> 00:52:54,898 Um... 1059 00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:56,434 is this all mine? 1060 00:52:56,436 --> 00:52:58,469 Yeah. Yeah, mostly. 1061 00:52:58,471 --> 00:52:59,637 Ohh. 1062 00:53:01,673 --> 00:53:03,174 Jesus. 1063 00:53:03,176 --> 00:53:04,609 What the fuck happened to you, man? 1064 00:53:04,611 --> 00:53:06,511 You. 1065 00:53:06,513 --> 00:53:08,246 Wow. 1066 00:53:11,117 --> 00:53:12,751 Okay, just... Keep breathing. 1067 00:53:12,753 --> 00:53:14,019 Breathe in. 1068 00:53:14,021 --> 00:53:15,988 Breathe in. Breathe in. 1069 00:53:15,990 --> 00:53:17,689 Okay. There you go. 1070 00:53:17,691 --> 00:53:19,491 All right. Good job. Good job. 1071 00:53:19,493 --> 00:53:22,027 I hope I don't look as bad as you do. 1072 00:53:22,029 --> 00:53:23,862 Let's just say we're tied. 1073 00:53:23,864 --> 00:53:25,597 Let's just... 1074 00:53:27,668 --> 00:53:29,937 Um... 1075 00:53:29,939 --> 00:53:32,540 what the fuck happened to my hand? 1076 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:33,641 Oh. 1077 00:53:33,643 --> 00:53:35,443 Uh, it... 1078 00:53:35,445 --> 00:53:37,144 looks broken. 1079 00:53:37,146 --> 00:53:38,879 Yeah. It looks really broken. 1080 00:53:38,881 --> 00:53:39,880 Yeah. 1081 00:53:41,150 --> 00:53:42,483 Look, I'm just... 1082 00:53:43,885 --> 00:53:45,353 Look, it d... It doesn't matter, okay? 1083 00:53:45,355 --> 00:53:47,189 I'm just happy that you're alive and okay. 1084 00:53:47,191 --> 00:53:49,758 W- What the fuck happened here? 1085 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,893 W- We were arguing. 1086 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,028 You don't remember? 1087 00:53:53,030 --> 00:53:54,162 No. 1088 00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:56,064 It really hurts to think, actually. 1089 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:58,333 Well, then don't. Just... Just sit here. Rest. 1090 00:53:58,335 --> 00:54:00,335 It doesn't matter anyway. It's over. 1091 00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,373 Oh, my God. It's almost dark. 1092 00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:04,174 Yeah. 1093 00:54:04,176 --> 00:54:06,477 And nobody's come? 1094 00:54:06,479 --> 00:54:09,379 No. I hoped that lady was going to send somebody, 1095 00:54:09,381 --> 00:54:10,180 but she, uh... 1096 00:54:12,418 --> 00:54:15,018 Just take it easy. I- I'll keep lookout. 1097 00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:17,722 Oh, watch out. 1098 00:54:17,724 --> 00:54:18,890 Oh, God. 1099 00:54:18,892 --> 00:54:19,991 Maybe I just need to... 1100 00:54:19,993 --> 00:54:21,392 No, no. You stay. Just stay... 1101 00:54:21,394 --> 00:54:24,262 I just need to sit up for a second. 1102 00:54:28,133 --> 00:54:30,001 What the hell is that? 1103 00:54:31,737 --> 00:54:32,737 Uh... 1104 00:54:32,739 --> 00:54:33,739 Well, it... 1105 00:54:33,741 --> 00:54:35,107 What the fuck is that?! 1106 00:54:35,109 --> 00:54:36,943 You don't understand. I thought you were... 1107 00:54:36,945 --> 00:54:38,712 What the fuck is that?! Listen. Listen. 1108 00:54:38,714 --> 00:54:39,746 Stay back! Listen. 1109 00:54:39,748 --> 00:54:40,981 Get away from me! 1110 00:54:40,983 --> 00:54:43,149 Come on, Carter. I thought you were dead. 1111 00:54:43,151 --> 00:54:44,518 I thought you were... 1112 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,352 Stay back! 1113 00:54:45,354 --> 00:54:47,354 I... I didn't feel a pulse. 1114 00:54:47,356 --> 00:54:49,222 I checked your... And there was no pulse. 1115 00:54:49,224 --> 00:54:50,791 I didn't know what to do. 1116 00:54:52,361 --> 00:54:54,729 So you were just gonna fucking bury me in a hole?! 1117 00:54:54,731 --> 00:54:56,264 No, no. It's not like that. Listen. 1118 00:54:56,266 --> 00:54:57,665 Are you fucking crazy?! 1119 00:54:57,667 --> 00:55:00,067 We were fighting, and you pulled the knife on me! 1120 00:55:00,069 --> 00:55:01,202 You broke my fucking nose! 1121 00:55:01,204 --> 00:55:02,637 You get the fuck back! 1122 00:55:02,639 --> 00:55:03,738 You bit my fucking cast! 1123 00:55:03,740 --> 00:55:06,875 What was I supposed to do? Come on. Just... 1124 00:55:06,877 --> 00:55:08,744 You tried to fucking kill me! 1125 00:55:08,746 --> 00:55:11,481 I wasn't trying to kill you, buddy. Just... 1126 00:55:11,483 --> 00:55:13,950 Where you going? What are you... 1127 00:55:13,952 --> 00:55:15,685 Stay the fuck back! Okay! 1128 00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:16,686 Okay, okay. Listen... 1129 00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:17,687 I'll kill you. 1130 00:55:17,689 --> 00:55:18,521 I didn't know. 1131 00:55:18,523 --> 00:55:20,690 I panicked. I panicked, okay? 1132 00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:23,160 I panicked. I didn't know what to do. 1133 00:55:23,162 --> 00:55:24,495 I wasn't feeling all right. 1134 00:55:24,497 --> 00:55:26,130 'Cause I thought you were dead. 1135 00:55:26,132 --> 00:55:28,065 You thought I was gonna do it. 1136 00:55:28,067 --> 00:55:29,733 Didn't you? Didn't you?! 1137 00:55:29,735 --> 00:55:32,803 You thought... You thought I was gonna do it, 1138 00:55:32,805 --> 00:55:36,206 I was gonna fuck up your... your perfect little life, 1139 00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:38,542 and so you were just gonna... gonna bury me, 1140 00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:41,746 bury me out here in the middle of nowhere. 1141 00:55:43,584 --> 00:55:47,520 Your stupid, loner, novelist friend... 1142 00:55:47,522 --> 00:55:49,989 No. who no one would ever miss. 1143 00:55:49,991 --> 00:55:51,524 Hey, hey. Hey. I didn't. 1144 00:55:51,526 --> 00:55:53,426 You stay the fuck away from me! 1145 00:55:53,428 --> 00:55:54,894 All right. Where you going? 1146 00:55:54,896 --> 00:55:56,396 Get back! Where are you going? 1147 00:55:56,398 --> 00:55:57,998 I'll kill you! Okay, I'm... I'm sorry. 1148 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,166 Don't follow me. 1149 00:55:59,168 --> 00:56:00,734 Hey. I'm... Please don't go! 1150 00:56:00,736 --> 00:56:02,669 Carter. 1151 00:56:28,633 --> 00:56:29,866 Carter? 1152 00:56:31,602 --> 00:56:33,370 Carter? 1153 00:56:33,372 --> 00:56:35,071 Quit fucking around, man. 1154 00:56:35,073 --> 00:56:36,706 You're freaking me out. 1155 00:57:02,202 --> 00:57:03,736 Ah, fuck! 1156 00:57:03,738 --> 00:57:05,371 Get out of here! 1157 00:58:15,715 --> 00:58:17,716 Hey, Mitchell. 1158 00:58:19,085 --> 00:58:22,321 I'm not well. 1159 00:58:24,992 --> 00:58:26,659 It'd be so fucking easy. 1160 00:58:26,661 --> 00:58:29,863 I just pull this right across your throat, 1161 00:58:29,865 --> 00:58:32,599 and I cover you in this hole, Mitchell, 1162 00:58:32,601 --> 00:58:35,702 and leave you in this godforsaken hellhole forever. 1163 00:58:37,304 --> 00:58:41,009 You'd have to be out of your mind. 1164 00:58:42,745 --> 00:58:45,413 No. That happened a while ago... 1165 00:58:47,316 --> 00:58:49,584 and I still can't do it. 1166 00:58:55,458 --> 00:58:57,960 Why are you in the hole? 1167 00:58:58,996 --> 00:59:00,763 Because it's warmer. 1168 01:00:18,482 --> 01:00:20,750 We're in here. 1169 01:00:41,574 --> 01:00:44,776 You... Do you hear something? 1170 01:01:09,906 --> 01:01:12,573 I would have done things differently. 1171 01:01:14,476 --> 01:01:16,678 I'd have made changes. 1172 01:01:19,148 --> 01:01:20,982 Yeah. Me, too. 1173 01:01:25,922 --> 01:01:29,124 You know, It wasn't that bad of an idea. 1174 01:01:29,126 --> 01:01:30,125 It's just we... 1175 01:01:31,861 --> 01:01:34,297 We just didn't do it right. 1176 01:01:36,802 --> 01:01:38,935 Well... 1177 01:01:38,937 --> 01:01:40,071 next time. 1178 01:02:27,856 --> 01:02:29,958 There's gotta be something. 1179 01:02:44,875 --> 01:02:48,278 Carter. 1180 01:02:49,313 --> 01:02:51,248 Carter. Carter. 1181 01:02:53,651 --> 01:02:56,319 Can you walk? 1182 01:02:56,321 --> 01:02:57,587 Look. 1183 01:02:57,589 --> 01:02:59,356 I found another dot. 1184 01:02:59,358 --> 01:03:01,726 That might not even be a town. 1185 01:03:01,728 --> 01:03:03,628 Well, then, what is it? 1186 01:03:03,630 --> 01:03:05,296 It might just be a dot. 1187 01:03:05,298 --> 01:03:06,864 Y- You can't have a dot 1188 01:03:06,866 --> 01:03:09,067 if there's nothing there, can you? 1189 01:03:09,069 --> 01:03:10,401 I don't know. 1190 01:03:10,403 --> 01:03:12,603 Okay look, the sun set over there, 1191 01:03:12,605 --> 01:03:14,639 so that's west, so we got... 1192 01:03:14,641 --> 01:03:17,076 Never eat shredded wheat. 1193 01:03:17,078 --> 01:03:18,078 Okay, so it's... 1194 01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:19,612 I- It's southwest, 1195 01:03:19,614 --> 01:03:21,714 so we... we gotta go that way. 1196 01:03:22,550 --> 01:03:24,717 What if we get lost? 1197 01:03:24,719 --> 01:03:26,352 Or eaten or... 1198 01:03:26,354 --> 01:03:27,887 or something? 1199 01:03:27,889 --> 01:03:29,589 Okay, no, w- we use the sun 1200 01:03:29,591 --> 01:03:32,792 to make sure that we stay in a straight line. 1201 01:03:32,794 --> 01:03:34,762 Okay? I figure in this condition, 1202 01:03:34,764 --> 01:03:36,864 we could probably go, like, a mile an hour, okay? 1203 01:03:36,866 --> 01:03:38,299 That's one day to get there. 1204 01:03:39,734 --> 01:03:42,736 We should just stay near the road, 1205 01:03:42,738 --> 01:03:45,306 and then s-someone will come for us. 1206 01:03:45,308 --> 01:03:48,075 Okay, we haven't seen a car since that lady. 1207 01:03:48,077 --> 01:03:50,211 And what if you're right? What if... 1208 01:03:50,213 --> 01:03:53,015 What if this road was closed down like you said? 1209 01:03:53,017 --> 01:03:55,251 I can't... I can't keep doing this. 1210 01:03:55,253 --> 01:03:56,486 I can't do it. 1211 01:03:56,488 --> 01:03:57,987 Look, if we're gonna go out... 1212 01:03:57,989 --> 01:03:59,755 if we're not gonna make it, 1213 01:03:59,757 --> 01:04:02,191 I want to go out trying, all right? 1214 01:04:03,594 --> 01:04:06,229 Okay. 1215 01:04:06,231 --> 01:04:07,397 You go. 1216 01:04:07,399 --> 01:04:08,832 What? 1217 01:04:08,834 --> 01:04:10,167 You go. I can't. 1218 01:04:10,169 --> 01:04:13,370 Shut the fuck up. I'm not going without you. 1219 01:04:13,372 --> 01:04:14,371 I'll be fine. 1220 01:04:14,373 --> 01:04:15,639 No, you're not fine. 1221 01:04:15,641 --> 01:04:17,207 You're lying in a fucking hole. Come on! 1222 01:04:17,209 --> 01:04:19,109 We got three hours until the heat rolls in. 1223 01:04:19,111 --> 01:04:21,178 You can do it. This is our best shot. 1224 01:04:22,213 --> 01:04:23,380 I won't make it. 1225 01:04:23,382 --> 01:04:24,716 Yes, you will, Carter. 1226 01:04:24,718 --> 01:04:26,085 You remember the Grand Canyon? Remember that? 1227 01:04:26,087 --> 01:04:28,053 When you tied the rope to me and you pulled me up? 1228 01:04:28,055 --> 01:04:29,388 Mitchell. Do you remember that? 1229 01:04:29,390 --> 01:04:32,525 I lost a lot of blood, okay? 1230 01:04:32,527 --> 01:04:33,526 You go. 1231 01:04:33,528 --> 01:04:35,161 Come on. Get up. 1232 01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,162 Get up! 1233 01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:37,429 Come on. Get up! 1234 01:04:37,431 --> 01:04:38,430 Ow! 1235 01:04:38,432 --> 01:04:40,133 Come on. Wait. Wait. 1236 01:04:40,135 --> 01:04:41,268 Wait. 1237 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:44,671 Fuck you. 1238 01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:45,672 Come on. 1239 01:04:45,674 --> 01:04:47,174 Help me up. Come on. 1240 01:04:47,976 --> 01:04:49,509 I'll carry your ass. 1241 01:05:01,624 --> 01:05:03,325 Come on. 1242 01:05:10,533 --> 01:05:11,667 Come on. 1243 01:05:14,439 --> 01:05:15,872 Come here. 1244 01:05:41,367 --> 01:05:42,801 What? 1245 01:05:43,769 --> 01:05:45,303 I hear something. 1246 01:05:58,752 --> 01:06:01,254 Hey! 1247 01:06:01,256 --> 01:06:06,426 Hey! Hey! 1248 01:06:09,431 --> 01:06:10,832 Hey! 1249 01:06:12,368 --> 01:06:14,269 Hey! 1250 01:06:15,671 --> 01:06:21,510 Hey! 1251 01:06:24,247 --> 01:06:27,049 # I tell her that I loved her # 1252 01:06:27,051 --> 01:06:29,818 # And lived with no regret 1253 01:06:29,820 --> 01:06:32,888 # Oh, Laura 1254 01:06:32,890 --> 01:06:34,758 # You just look away 1255 01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:35,759 # Just look away... 1256 01:06:35,761 --> 01:06:37,861 No! Hey! 1257 01:06:37,863 --> 01:06:40,130 Hey! Hey! 1258 01:06:42,467 --> 01:06:44,635 # Oh, Laura 1259 01:06:44,637 --> 01:06:46,003 # You just look away 1260 01:06:46,005 --> 01:06:47,371 # Just look away 1261 01:06:47,373 --> 01:06:50,508 # Oh, nothing 1262 01:06:50,510 --> 01:06:53,211 # Will get you to stay 1263 01:07:05,792 --> 01:07:08,027 Forward or backward? 1264 01:09:09,661 --> 01:09:10,661 Hmm. 1265 01:09:10,663 --> 01:09:12,563 Hey. Hey. 1266 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,031 Got you something. 1267 01:09:14,033 --> 01:09:15,499 I got you something. 1268 01:09:43,799 --> 01:09:45,999 Hey. Hey. 1269 01:09:48,135 --> 01:09:49,703 I found something. 1270 01:09:49,705 --> 01:09:51,606 Heh. 1271 01:09:51,608 --> 01:09:53,174 I saw something. 1272 01:09:58,380 --> 01:09:59,480 See? 1273 01:10:00,415 --> 01:10:02,617 Look. They go to the town, probably. 1274 01:10:02,619 --> 01:10:03,618 Oh, my God. 1275 01:12:09,524 --> 01:12:11,290 Jesus. 1276 01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:23,671 Come on. 1277 01:12:28,476 --> 01:12:29,376 We good? 1278 01:12:29,378 --> 01:12:30,845 Yeah. Let's go. 1279 01:12:34,116 --> 01:12:36,719 After you. 1280 01:12:38,088 --> 01:12:39,789 All right. Let's just... 1281 01:12:50,133 --> 01:12:52,436 Is it heavy? 1282 01:12:52,438 --> 01:12:53,870 Yeah. 1283 01:13:02,013 --> 01:13:03,213 Heh. 1284 01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:14,359 Answer it. Hello. 1285 01:13:14,361 --> 01:13:16,328 Hello. Hello! 1286 01:14:37,251 --> 01:14:39,018 Ah, you remember Uncle Carter? Huh? 1287 01:14:39,020 --> 01:14:40,352 Hey, doggie. 1288 01:14:40,354 --> 01:14:42,121 Ha ha. Hey, what's up? 1289 01:14:42,123 --> 01:14:43,389 How are you, man? 1290 01:14:43,391 --> 01:14:45,558 Oh, I'm good. 1291 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:46,760 Remember Uncle Carter? 1292 01:14:46,762 --> 01:14:47,928 Real good. 1293 01:14:47,930 --> 01:14:49,964 Hey, Cole. 1294 01:14:49,966 --> 01:14:51,132 Hi. Hi. 1295 01:14:51,134 --> 01:14:53,134 Low five. 1296 01:14:53,136 --> 01:14:54,669 This is everything. 1297 01:14:54,671 --> 01:14:55,870 Yeah? That's it, huh? 1298 01:14:55,872 --> 01:14:57,338 Yeah. 1299 01:14:57,340 --> 01:14:59,841 Are you sure about this? 1300 01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:01,242 Hey, Cole. Yes? 1301 01:15:01,244 --> 01:15:04,012 Why don't you show Uncle Carter his new room, huh? 1302 01:15:04,014 --> 01:15:05,047 Yes. Yes? 1303 01:15:05,049 --> 01:15:06,048 Good boy, Cole. 1304 01:15:06,050 --> 01:15:07,382 All right. Let's do it. 1305 01:15:07,384 --> 01:15:08,383 All right. 1306 01:15:08,385 --> 01:15:10,352 Thanks. You got it. 1307 01:15:14,023 --> 01:15:15,457 So is this it? 1308 01:15:15,459 --> 01:15:16,658 This is it. 1309 01:15:16,660 --> 01:15:17,659 All right. 1310 01:17:10,551 --> 01:17:12,151 All right, buddy, let's go. 1311 01:17:15,991 --> 01:17:16,991 There you go. 1312 01:17:16,993 --> 01:17:18,058 You ready? 1313 01:17:20,395 --> 01:17:22,229 Are you sure you're okay with this? 1314 01:17:22,231 --> 01:17:24,231 Are you kidding me, man? It's the least I can do. 1315 01:17:24,233 --> 01:17:27,768 Besides, it'll give me a chance to knock out a big chunk. 1316 01:17:27,770 --> 01:17:28,569 Yeah. 1317 01:17:28,571 --> 01:17:30,739 I'm proud of you, man. 1318 01:17:30,741 --> 01:17:33,008 Well, it's just flowing from me now. 1319 01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:35,610 How long is it gonna take you guys 1320 01:17:35,612 --> 01:17:36,611 to circumnavigate the world? 1321 01:17:36,613 --> 01:17:38,146 Uh, you know, 1322 01:17:38,148 --> 01:17:40,382 we're gonna stay with the parents for a couple days, 1323 01:17:40,384 --> 01:17:43,052 and I'm still not entirely sure we're gonna get through that, 1324 01:17:43,054 --> 01:17:45,087 but if we do, the tickets are open-ended, 1325 01:17:45,089 --> 01:17:47,991 so we'll just pick a continent and stay until we get bored 1326 01:17:47,993 --> 01:17:49,960 or, you know, run out of money. 1327 01:17:51,095 --> 01:17:53,163 You know, she's... she's not... 1328 01:17:53,165 --> 01:17:54,898 what I thought, you know? 1329 01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:56,666 I mean... 1330 01:17:56,668 --> 01:17:57,968 I never really knew. 1331 01:17:57,970 --> 01:18:00,837 Yeah, well, she said the same thing about you. 1332 01:18:00,839 --> 01:18:03,207 Yeah. 1333 01:18:03,209 --> 01:18:04,942 All right, come here, you. 1334 01:18:06,278 --> 01:18:07,412 All right, man. See you. 1335 01:18:07,414 --> 01:18:08,446 Be good. All right. 1336 01:18:08,448 --> 01:18:10,281 Be safe. All right. 1337 01:18:10,283 --> 01:18:12,083 All right. 1338 01:19:03,741 --> 01:19:05,074 Hello. 1339 01:19:05,076 --> 01:19:06,476 Hey. 1340 01:19:06,478 --> 01:19:08,010 I wake you? 1341 01:19:08,012 --> 01:19:10,514 No, I just... I'm finishing some stuff up. 1342 01:19:10,516 --> 01:19:12,182 What's going on? 1343 01:19:12,184 --> 01:19:14,818 Eh, you know, 1344 01:19:14,820 --> 01:19:17,287 I just wanted someone to talk to. 1345 01:19:17,289 --> 01:19:19,356 I'm feeling... 1346 01:19:19,358 --> 01:19:20,858 weird. 1347 01:19:20,860 --> 01:19:24,194 Has it occurred to you that maybe you need some sleep? 1348 01:19:24,196 --> 01:19:25,797 I guess... 1349 01:19:25,799 --> 01:19:28,234 I thought that I was past the point 1350 01:19:28,236 --> 01:19:31,403 where I really believed that people could change, you know? 1351 01:19:31,405 --> 01:19:34,740 At least, the point where I thought that I could. 1352 01:19:34,742 --> 01:19:37,176 Sounds like a pleasant surprise, no? 1353 01:19:37,178 --> 01:19:38,677 Yeah. Absolutely, 1354 01:19:38,679 --> 01:19:41,414 but I'm just not sure I believe it. 1355 01:19:41,416 --> 01:19:42,816 Believe what? 1356 01:19:42,818 --> 01:19:44,851 That I'm really doing this. 1357 01:19:44,853 --> 01:19:47,954 Well, what exactly is the alternative? 1358 01:19:47,956 --> 01:19:49,923 Well, this is gonna sound a little crazy. 1359 01:19:49,925 --> 01:19:52,659 Imagine that. You called me in the middle of the night 1360 01:19:52,661 --> 01:19:54,361 with something that sounds a little crazy? 1361 01:19:54,363 --> 01:19:56,263 Part of me believes that... 1362 01:19:57,900 --> 01:20:00,735 we never made it out of that desert... 1363 01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:05,207 that we're just lying there, overcome... 1364 01:20:06,843 --> 01:20:10,078 and this is just all part of our imagination. 1365 01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:13,081 I told you this was gonna sound crazy, but... 1366 01:20:13,083 --> 01:20:15,985 And you didn't sell it short. 1367 01:20:15,987 --> 01:20:19,255 A- Are you telling me that you're not at all suspicious 1368 01:20:19,257 --> 01:20:21,858 that things have gone so smoothly? 1369 01:20:21,860 --> 01:20:23,493 Suspicious? No. 1370 01:20:23,495 --> 01:20:25,795 I'm stunned, I'm impressed, 1371 01:20:25,797 --> 01:20:27,764 but I'm not suspicious. 1372 01:20:27,766 --> 01:20:29,799 Well, maybe you should be. 1373 01:20:29,801 --> 01:20:31,202 I mean, think about it. 1374 01:20:31,204 --> 01:20:33,904 Things may be just a little too good to be true, 1375 01:20:33,906 --> 01:20:35,105 you know what I mean? 1376 01:20:35,107 --> 01:20:37,342 Believe me, if I was making this up, 1377 01:20:37,344 --> 01:20:40,078 there'd be a lot more lottery winning and supermodeling. 1378 01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:42,814 Well, at least convince me that it's probable, 1379 01:20:42,816 --> 01:20:44,182 you know, that life really 1380 01:20:44,184 --> 01:20:46,819 can turn on a dime, that you really can... 1381 01:20:46,821 --> 01:20:48,120 I don't know... reinvent yourself. 1382 01:20:48,122 --> 01:20:49,789 Which is harder to believe, 1383 01:20:49,791 --> 01:20:53,059 that things are finally going the way you always wanted them to 1384 01:20:53,061 --> 01:20:55,094 or that the only way it could be this good 1385 01:20:55,096 --> 01:20:56,662 is if it's all in your head? 1386 01:20:56,664 --> 01:20:57,830 I don't know. 1387 01:20:57,832 --> 01:20:59,498 You don't have an opinion on that? 1388 01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:01,067 Well, I don't know about you, 1389 01:21:01,069 --> 01:21:02,668 but this better be reality for me, 1390 01:21:02,670 --> 01:21:04,538 because if we're still out in the middle 1391 01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:05,806 of the desert somewhere, 1392 01:21:05,808 --> 01:21:07,874 I just finished an imaginary book. 1393 01:21:07,876 --> 01:21:11,679 Wow, that's... That's really, really fast. 1394 01:21:11,681 --> 01:21:14,148 So tell me how it ends. 1395 01:21:14,150 --> 01:21:16,451 Well, that's the funny thi... 1396 01:21:18,622 --> 01:21:20,356 Carter? 1397 01:21:21,558 --> 01:21:22,891 Carter? 1398 01:21:27,530 --> 01:21:28,998 Piece of shit. 96462