All language subtitles for S1E4-Kiddy Park_Subtítulos01.ENG

[whinnies]

Hello. I'm Mister Ed.

♪ [theme]

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[phone rings]

- Wilbur?
- It's for you.

Thanks, Ed.
Hello?

Can you come in for a minute?
The vacuum cleaner's stuck.

Be right over, honey.
Oh, sweetheart,

give me a little kiss.
[kissing sound]

Sickening.

- Wilbur?
- Hi, Roger.

- Have you any plans
for the weekend? - Just work. Why?

According to this
fishing report, the marlin are running wild at Ensenada.

They say they're practically
leaping into the boat.

Well, they must be using
Mexican jumping beans for bait.

What to you say?
Tomorrow morning we pack our fishing gear,

and in a few hours, we'll be
south of the border.

♪ La cucaracha
La cucaracha ♪

- I'll tell Carol to get packed.
- No, wait a minute, wait a minute.

This trip is for men only.

- Oh, you mean you want to leave
Kay and Carol at home? - Exactly.

We don't need our wives.
We'll have the marlin. And they talk less.

- The trouble with you is
you're henpecked. - I am not!

I wear the pants
in my family.

That's the spirit.
And be firm.

Right.
See you later, Roger.

♪ La cucaracha
La cucaracha ♪

♪ [vocalizing]

- Ed.
- Huh?

Ed, I can't take you
with us.

You heard Mr. Addison.
This trip is for men only.

What do I look like?
A girl?

Ed, it's impossible.

You're leaving me alone
on my birthday?

- Your birthday?
- Yep.

Seven years ago,
that old vet

slapped me on the back
and said to my father,

"Congratulations.
It's a boy."

Seven years old, huh?
Hmm.

You know, you don't look
more than... 5 and a half.

I try to stay in shape.

What time do we leave?

Look, Ed, we'll discuss it
later. Carol's waiting for me.

- Wilbur...
- Yeah?

Be firm.
Just us men.

♪ La cucaracha
La cucaracha ♪

Carol, I had a talk
with Roger Addison.

Honey, when you get that out,
will you please put this extension in?

- I have to vacuum those drapes.
- Yes.

- He showed me this
newspaper article. - You got it loose yet?

Oh, no, no.

It's a very
exciting article.

They're leaping into the boat
at Ensenada.

- The marlin, I mean.
- What?

Marlin. Honey, will you
please listen to me?

Why, yes, dear.
What is it?

Well, the...

- Yes?
- Uh... Can I help you with the drapes?

Oh, you're so sweet.

You know, honey, I... I've been
working pretty hard lately,

and I thought, you know,

it isn't good for a fellow--
all work and no play.

And I thought perhaps maybe...

Be careful!

As I said, I've been working
kind of hard lately...

- I'll get the hammer
so you can fix the rod. - I thought perhaps...

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Hello, operator?

would you please
test my phone?

Yes. Will you ring...

will you ring
STATE-1-1781?

Right away.
Thank you. Thank you.

Here, dear.

Oh, thank you.

Now, what were
you saying, dear?

Who, me?
I wasn't saying anything.

- [phone rings]
- I'll get it, honey!

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, yes, Roger.

It's Roger Addison.

Oh, Roger. What?
Three days?

Ensenada? Oh, sure.
I love to go fishing.

Just us men, huh?

Well, I don't know, Roger.

I hate to leave Carol alone.

Oh, no.
You're wrong about Carol.

If I were to ask Carol, I know
she'd let me go in a minute.

Yeah? They're leaping
into the boat, huh?

Hello, Roger.
Well, I'll talk to Car...

Wilbur, who are
you talking to?

Must've been some
practical joker.

Well, he certainly
sounded like you.

I guess he has
a twin brother. Have you?

Carol, I'm leaving tomorrow
morning on a 3-day fishing trip.

Your husband would like to
accompany me, but he hasn't the nerve to ask you.

Well, for heaven's sake.
Is that all?

Honey, of course
you can go.

- You'd let me go alone?
- If you'd like to.

But I'll miss you.

Well, it was your idea.

You didn't say
you wanted to go along.

- You never asked me.
- You could've suggested it.

But I thought you wanted to
go alone with Roger.

Look, Carol, I did not marry you
to go on trips with this man.

Wilbur, don't raise
your voice to me.

Carol, you're fighting me.
Your place is with your husband.

But, dear...

Legally, you haven't got
a leg to stand on.

Wherever the husband goes,
the wife has to go. Right, Roger?

You tell him.

Oh, here's my darling
breadwinner.

Addison, would you mind
driving me to--

Kay, guess what? The boys want
us to go along with them to Ensenada.

No!

Why, Addison, doll, whatever
made you change your mind?

It seems it's illegal for
a husband to catch a fish

unless accompanied
by his wife.

Ensenada.
What a lovely idea.

Honey, we'd better start
shopping right away.

We've got no time to lose.

Right. I've got
a million things to do.

Wilbur, you'd better find
a place for Mister Ed to stay while we're gone.

What do you mean?

Since you're not married
to the horse, I don't believe

you're legally obligated to
include him on the trip.

Well, I thought we could hitch
a trailer to the car and take him along with us.

Well, good thinking.
Then if you boys get tired,

the horse can take
his turn at the wheel.

Darling we can put him
in a stable.

Put Mister Ed in a stable?

He's too big for a kennel.

Darling, don't look so
worried. There must be a good place around.

Yeah, but I mean,
it would break his heart.

Tomorrow's his birthday.

P"
His birth...

His birthday?
How do you know?

Well, he...

I think it said so
on his papers.

So it's his birthday.

You could send him a singing
telegram from Ensenada.

Let's go, Carol.
Those dress racks are calling.

Darling, would you mind
putting away those things and fixing the drapes?

Kay, I just hate to
shop in a hurry.

What's the difference?
Buy now, return later.

Listen, it'll only take me
a minute to change. Come on up with me.

All right, dear. Say, I hear
the water's very warm in Ensenada.

Ed, you'd better sit down.

Uh-oh.
Here comes the snow job.

Ed, I can't take you along.

That's nice.

You'll be having
a ball in Mexico

while I stand around here

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twiddling my hoofs.

Ed, I'm not gonna
leave you alone.

What are you gonna do?

Get me a horse-sitter?

Be sensible.
What fun would a horse have

sitting around watching
people fish?

What fun do people have
watching horses run?

Well, you're such a great
talker. Why don't you talk to Carol about coming along?

Try her again, will you?

All right.

As soon as she gets back
from shopping.

Muchas gracias, amigo.

♪ [humming "La Cucaracha"]

Uh-oh.

I just bought this one dress.
All these are Kay's.

Yes, and that's just what
I could carry. The rest I'm having delivered.

- Kay, you'd better rush
back to the store. - Why?

You forgot to get snowshoes
in case there's a blizzard.

No fooling. What are you
gonna do with all these?

No problem. I'm running
a sale on Monday.

Kay, I think I'll wear
the brown belt with this. What do you think?

Mm, maybe.

- I'm worried about leaving Ed.
- Oh, he'll be fine.

It would break your heart
to see Ed.

He feels terrible about
being left behind.

That's silly.
You're just imagining things.

Why, whoever heard of taking
a horse along on a fishing trip?

Carol, Ed wouldn't be
any trouble.

Wilbur, I'm beginning to think
you're using Mister Ed as an excuse.

- "Excuse"?
- To make me stay at home.

[sobs]
Why, you're...

you're sorry you asked me
to come along.

- Why didn't you say so?
- Carol...

Oh, well.

There's no sense in watching
you two fight.

I may as well go home
and start my own.

You know, Ed, I've been
thinking about Mexico,

and, uh, with this
change of climate,

you're gonna feel
really logy.

Then there's the difference
in the food, you know?

The water and the altitude.

Maybe you should reconsider.

I can see the handwriting
on the wall.

Look, Ed, I tried,

but Carol just doesn't
want you to come along.

Okay. Leave me alone
on my birthday.

Ed, pull yourself together.

It's only for 3 days.

Besides, Carol started to cry.
When I see tears,

I just can't say no.

[Ed sniffles]

Ed, don't!

[sniffling]

Okay, Ed. You're going.

[sniffling continues]

Anything she can do,

I can do better.

We can pick up some new
handbags in Ensenada.

Mm-hmm. That's right
Oh, sure.

All right. Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, dear?
Just a minute, Kay.

Honey, I was just out
in the barn, and if you could see Ed,

it tears your heart out.

No, don't cry.
He's gonna stay.

[Carol] He wanted to take that
horse to Ensenada again.

[Kay] Oh, these men will try
to get away with anything.

[Carol] I guess I'll just
have to cry again.

So, I got the ax again, huh?

I have asked you not to
listen in on that phone.

You don't like me.

Oh, stop saying that.

I might as well
go to work

in a... a...
kiddie park.

Stop feeling sorry
for yourself.

Those kids will
ride me, kick me,

beat me, but what
do you care?

Ed, be reasonable. If I have
to pick between you and Carol,

you know what my decision
has to be.

Yep.

Just break it
to her gently.

Ed, I'm gonna have to board you
in a stable for a few days.

Do anything you want.

I don't care.

[sniffling]

Oh, now I don't know
what to do.

- Can I help you?
- Yes, my name is Post.

I phoned Mr. Kramer about
boarding my horse here.

I'm Mr. Kramer. How long
do you want to leave him?

Well...

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Well, um,

[low voice] I'd like to leave
him here for 3 days.

[low voice] All right.
I think we can arrange that.

- I'll pick him up Sunday night.
- What time Sunday...

- What are we whispering about?
- Shh!

My horse feels terrible
about coming here.

This is his first time
away from home.

Don't let it worry you.
We've got some horses been here for months.

No!

I'd like to leave him here
for just 3 days.

- 3 short days.
- Has he been fed?

No, he's on a hunger strike
today.

Just leave the horse here.
We'll take care of him.

Come on, Ed.
It's only for 3 days.

[sniffling]

Come on, Ed.

Post, we've got more stuff
in here than you can get in the average freight car.

Most of your wife's.

Wilbur, do you mind

if I sit in the car
with the rest of the group?

Can't have you blocking
the license plate, can we?

I told the girls we wouldn't
have room for all these suitcases.

I didn't think we'd be able
to squeeze it all in.

Well, this is it.

Sweetie, don't forget
to close the door.

Can you fit these in, dear?

Look, if I squeeze all that
stuff in, I'll have to drive from the glove compartment.

Ladies, we're only going away
for the weekend.

We're not fleeing
the country.

Is it our fault you men don't
know how to pack a car?

Do you girls have
any suggestions?

I have. Here. Put all this stuff
in the back seat, Wilbur.

There you go. Now, Addison,
you take the rest of the bags.

Carol, dear, look out
so Wilbur can get them in there.

- There you go.
- In back?

Yes, in the back seat, please.

Oh, there's plenty
of room in there.

Now, then, Wilbur,
you can get

right into the driver's seat
just as easy as pie.

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Here you go.

Do you really think
this is going to work?

Why, certainly. I've done it
a million times.

Get right in next to Wilbur.
No sense making a mountain out of a molehill.

See? Plenty of room.

There. You see, dear?
Nothing to it.

I'll just stand here and wave
as you drive away.

Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
Come on. Get in.

Now, squeeze over, everybody.

There now.
We've got lots of room.

Oh, Wilbur!

I know. That new bag
in the back can go.

Wait a minute. You picked on
the one valise containing my things.

Well, it only has
fishing clothes in it.

Can't you catch fish
in your slacks?

Yes. Or we can go fishing
at night and catch them in our pajamas.

- I have the perfect solution.
- What?

Send the bags to Ensenada,
and we'll stay here.

Come on. Let's be sensible.
We've got too much stuff in this car.

This stuff can go.
This stuff.

This radio can go.
This bag.

- That stays.
- [phone rings]

- That's our phone, honey.
- Where did you pack it?

Never mind.
I'll get it.

Let's compromise. Supposing
we leave just a couple of things behind?

Right. Two wives.

Hello.

- Mr. Post?
- Yes?

I've got some bad news.
Your horse is missing.

Missing?
What happeb?ned?

I think he's been stolen.
Just before he disappeared,

I heard a voice in his stall.

I don't know. Something
about a kiddie park.

I didn't see anybody.
That's what makes it peculiar.

He told me he'd run off
to a kiddie park.

Addison, have you seen
my little black bag?

[all chattering]

I'm going to
the kiddie park!

Well, that's one way to
settle the packing problem.

- Did he say "kiddie park"?
- That's what he said.

Like they say, men are
little boys at heart.

♪ [calliope]

Ed! Ed, it's me!

Hmph!

Hold it, Mac.
You can't go out there.

That's my horse.
He ran away from home.

- What are you talking about?
- He's mine. Don't believe what he tells you.

Wait a minute.

That horse has been here
ever since I came to...

Who told me?

Excuse me. I'll be back
in a minute.

- You looking for trouble, Mac?
- I got to get out there.

Only riders are allowed
out on the track, see?

How much for a ride?

15 cents.
4 for a half.

Wait a minute.
I get it.

This is a hidden camera show.

We're on TV, right?

Where's the camera?

Where'd you hide it?

Boy, you had me fooled
for a minute.

Where's the camera?
Hiya, honey.

Hiya, Davey boy.
This is Daddy.

Where'd you hide the microphone?
Under your lapel?

4 rides on that pony, please.

Oh, I beg your pardon,
madam. That's my pony. I was here first.

Wait a minute, mister.
I was here before you.

No, no, you see, I was talking
to the ticket taker when you came up.

Well, you ought to have numbers,
like in the butcher shop.

- How long is your child
going to ride? - Excuse me.

Are you gonna ride
that pony?

Just for a minute.
I only bought one ticket.

What's the matter, mister?
A big man like you riding a pony?

You ought to be ashamed
of yourself, you big--

Madam, please.
You're on television.

- Television?
- Hidden camera.

No! [chuckles]
Where's the camera?

Oh, this is exciting!

Are they going to
give away prizes?

Hello?
Mother, are you watching?

Oh, I have to clean you up!
We're on television!

Say hello to Grandma!

Come on. Faster.
Catch that big horse.

Come on, let's go!
Come on!

Whoa. Ed.

Ed, you shouldn't
have run away.

Get away from me, boy.
You bug me.

Listen, Ed, you know I tried to
get Carol to change her mind.

I wouldn't go now
if you begged me.

Where does he
want you to go?

- Ensenada.
- Oh.

I thought you didn't talk
in front of anybody but me.

How come you talked
to the kid?

Who believes kids anyway?

Follow that big horse!

Come on. Let's go!
Come on. Let's go!

Come on. Let's go!
Hurry up! Come on!

Ed! Giddap!
Giddap! Giddap!

Come on, come on,
come on! Ed.

Ed, will you please
listen to me?

Ed, you win.

You are going to
Ensenada, okay?

Will you put that
in writing?

My solemn word, Ed.

Feh!

Ed, where's Ensenada?

- Mexico.
- Oh?

Are you coming home now, Ed?

Si, senor.

Check.

♪ [humming]

Well, darling,

did you have
a good time?

Mommy, that horse talks.

- What?
- He said he didn't want to go to Mexico.

- The horse said that?
- Uh-huh.

Children. Where do they get
those imaginations?

Wilbur!

Carol!

Remember-- Ensenada.

- What's Mister Ed doing here?
- He ran away.

Don't tell me he wanted to
visit his relatives on the merry-go-round.

By the time we get to Mexico,
our clothes will be out of style.

You'd better take Mister Ed
back to the stable, honey.

Carol, Ed is going with us.

And if you feel like crying,

be my guest.

All right, honey.
You win.

Excuse us.

Back to the car.

Now, are you all
comfy back there?

[horn honks]

Hurry, Wilbur.

Just a minute, dear.

Happy birthday, Ed.

Thanks, amigo.
Thanks.

Now, make a wish
and blow out the candles.

Closed-Captioned By
J.R. Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA

♪ [theme]