Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.MX
2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX
3
00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:17,520
"Rubin & Ed"
Subtitles by Magiin. August 2020.
4
00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:08,190
Are you willing to open the door
to your dreams?
5
00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,430
Success!
- Success!
6
00:01:13,790 --> 00:01:15,260
Why do we want that success?
7
00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:21,000
Money!
- Money!
8
00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:24,400
How do we get that money?
9
00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,150
Work!
10
00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,720
No, no, not work...
11
00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,190
Real estate!
- Real estate!
12
00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:42,710
Power through positive real estate!
The P-P-R! The organization!
13
00:01:43,230 --> 00:01:45,680
Yay!
14
00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:53,460
Do you have what it takes? Are you the kind
of high caliber motivated professional...
15
00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,910
that will stop at nothing
to get what you want?
16
00:01:57,540 --> 00:02:00,780
Who are you?
Who are you?
17
00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:07,160
You are an incredibly powerful
sales person who continually
18
00:02:07,190 --> 00:02:10,430
climbs higher and higher
up the ladder of success.
19
00:02:10,670 --> 00:02:15,430
Chant after me: "I am an
incredibly powerful sales person who
20
00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:20,460
continually climbs higher and
higher up the ladder of success!"
21
00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:24,600
"I am an incredibly powerful
sales person who continually
22
00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:28,340
climbs higher and higher
up the ladder of success!"
23
00:02:28,770 --> 00:02:34,080
"I am an incredibly powerful
sales person who continually
24
00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,860
climbs higher and higher
up the ladder of success!"
25
00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:41,320
Success!
- Success!
26
00:02:45,850 --> 00:02:48,260
Boy that Mr. Busta sure can give a speech, can't he?
27
00:02:54,280 --> 00:03:00,350
Now chant along with me: I am an incredibly
powerful sales person who continually
28
00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:02,870
climbs higher and higher
up the ladder of success...
29
00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:02,910
Wow!
30
00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,280
Rubin! Stop squeaking that stupid mouse!
31
00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,310
I said stop squeaking
that stupid mouse!
32
00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:10,620
Why don't you do something
else for a change. Why don't
33
00:05:10,650 --> 00:05:13,590
you get out of this house
and make yourself a friend!
34
00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:14,600
No!
- Yes!
35
00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,410
No!
- Well then take out the trash.
36
00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:29,830
Hey weirdo! Who let you out!
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...
37
00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:33,930
Come 'n get me!
Ha ha ha!
38
00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:37,980
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...
Here kitty, kitty...
39
00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:57,680
- Hello?
Hello Rula this Ed... hi, hi... hello.
40
00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:02,000
Uh I hadn't called for a while so I thought
I'd call and say... hello.
41
00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:05,210
Exercise Ed.
- Oh no, Rula, please.
42
00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:08,110
You know why you feel
better when you exercise, Ed?
43
00:06:08,140 --> 00:06:11,010
Because you're doing something
you don't really want to do.
44
00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:12,670
I know, I know.
45
00:06:12,770 --> 00:06:17,660
You're paid in life for doing what
you don't really want to do, Ed.
46
00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:19,810
I know... I know.
47
00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:23,910
You always do exactly
what you want to do, Ed.
48
00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:25,980
That's why you're broke.
49
00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:31,290
Ya know, Rula... I uh... I haven't
talked to you in quite a while.
50
00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:33,060
How are you doing?
51
00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,740
Great!
- Really?
52
00:06:36,190 --> 00:06:39,840
Well that's great. I'm great
too. I mean I'm doing great.
53
00:06:39,860 --> 00:06:42,570
Just, things are
going great for me uh...
54
00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:48,940
Gotta go now, Ed.
- Well, ok! No problem. Listen it's been...
55
00:06:58,890 --> 00:07:01,340
Woof! Bark, bark, bark!...
56
00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:20,290
That's it! No more Mahler.
Not another note until you
57
00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,110
get out of this house
and make a friend!
58
00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:24,880
No!
- Yes!
59
00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:30,720
It's for your own good, Rubin. You can't
stay in this house the rest of your life.
60
00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,740
Yes I can!
- No you can't!
61
00:07:33,070 --> 00:07:35,370
Why?
- Because I said so!
62
00:07:35,630 --> 00:07:38,190
Now go out and make yourself a
friend. Bring him home to dinner and
63
00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:39,500
I'll give you your music back!
64
00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:42,730
No friend, no music!
65
00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,080
I want you to meet my mother.
66
00:08:13,190 --> 00:08:14,630
Excuse me.
- Buzz off.
67
00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,690
Excuse me.
- No.
68
00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:22,110
Excuse me...
69
00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,000
Excuse me... hi, uh...
- Grrr!
70
00:08:34,050 --> 00:08:37,830
Excuse me. My name is Ed.
Who are you - who are you really?
71
00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,730
I'm making a survey for Power
Through Positive Real Estate...
72
00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:44,550
may I ask you a few questions?
73
00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:55,300
Are you 100% satisifed with your
earning potential 100% of the time?
74
00:08:56,380 --> 00:08:59,020
Yep!
- You are...?
75
00:09:00,090 --> 00:09:05,300
Are you 100% satisfied with your
life and or outside relationships?
76
00:09:05,550 --> 00:09:08,010
Yep!
- Really?
77
00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:14,760
Uh... If the answer to any of these
questions is not 100% yes...
78
00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:18,720
then come with me right now
for a free introductory seminar on
79
00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:21,060
Power Through
Positive Real Estate!
80
00:09:23,470 --> 00:09:29,430
Uh... I could go around dinner time?
Come over my house? Pick me up?
81
00:09:29,450 --> 00:09:32,650
I think that could be arranged... and
your name and address please?
82
00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:38,190
Rubin Farr. Fontenoy Inn.
Room 71.
83
00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:41,650
Motel?
- My mother's the manager.
84
00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:47,360
Very well then Mr. Rubin Farr
of the Fontenoy Inn, Room... 71.
85
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:52,140
Your life... is about to take
a positive turn!
86
00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,060
I'll pick you up at 6.
87
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:04,860
Got one!
88
00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:15,820
Enthusiasm!
Hello... how ya doing?! Hi.
89
00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:38,110
Hello Rubin! What a tremendous day.
A fantastic day for real estate!
90
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:41,710
What say we motor on over to
the seminar and get you started
91
00:10:41,730 --> 00:10:43,410
on the "Express to Success"?
92
00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:48,890
Nope. My mother's not here yet.
You need to meet my mother.
93
00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:16,460
Quite a living room...
94
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,400
Quite a squeaky mouse.
95
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,530
Could I have a glass of water?
- No!
96
00:11:50,990 --> 00:11:54,360
Actually I better be going.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!...
97
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,120
Come on in the kitchen and have
a glass of water.
98
00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,510
This is quite a kitchen!
99
00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:15,780
Ice! Ice is nice...
100
00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:28,390
Ahhh!
...Good Lord, what the hell?!
101
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:35,240
I'm sorry, uh I wanted some ice.
I didn't realize... look...
102
00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:37,240
I didn't do it.
103
00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,370
Why don't you keep your hands off
other people's refrigerators?!
104
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:54,080
Listen you don't eat those things, do ya?
Because I could get sick eating cats.
105
00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:55,910
It's a pet!
106
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:08,440
I know it's none of my business, but why do
you keep your pet in the freezer?
107
00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:12,380
I'm keeping him frozen until I find the
right spot to bury him.
108
00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:15,870
Look, my mother just
called, she's going to be late.
109
00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:18,280
I don't feel like going
to the seminar now.
110
00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:21,600
In your frame of mind, I think the seminar
would be very good.
111
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,930
No!
112
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,550
Well look, tell you what.
We'll leave my business card,
113
00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:28,780
right here on the table that way
your mother will know where you went.
114
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:29,400
No!
115
00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:31,640
I drove all the way over here, I think the
least you can do...
116
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,000
Shut up!
117
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:38,150
You shut up you son of a bitch!
I'm sorry I didn't mean that...
118
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,300
Excuse me, I did not mean it.
119
00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:50,000
I guess you're pretty broken up
about your cat?
120
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,750
You had him for a long time?
- Yes.
121
00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:58,430
Let's see, where could you bury him?
Don't have a yard so that's out.
122
00:13:59,670 --> 00:14:01,110
Why don't you bury your cat at sea?
123
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:04,670
Cat's hate water.
- Well then we'll bury him out in the desert.
124
00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:06,560
No car.
- Well then just get over it!
125
00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:08,550
I mean, go on to the next step.
126
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,770
Set a goal, and obstacles
become opportunities!
127
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,880
Man you really need that seminar right now!
Let's go over there...
128
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,470
Get out of my house!
129
00:14:17,470 --> 00:14:20,130
You know you really are an asswipe!
130
00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:22,930
Sorry. I didn't mean that either.
I didn't mean to say that.
131
00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:26,630
You have a car? You dropped my cat?
- Hmm?
132
00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:31,100
You have a car.
- Yeah. Well... we go to the seminar first,
133
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,810
and then we bury your cat.
134
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:35,000
He'll defrost.
- Pack him in ice.
135
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,890
...That's a good idea, Ed.
136
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,030
I'll go get the cooler.
137
00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:54,300
This car belongs to the organization.
Pretty nice, eh?
138
00:14:54,930 --> 00:14:58,050
They let me borrow it
especially for this.
139
00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:06,620
Hey! Uh, I'll drive.
Hey! What are you doing?! Hey!
140
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,420
Open the door!
Open!
141
00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:11,450
Alright! This is an official car!
142
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,330
No, no, no!
143
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,720
What do you think you're doing?!
144
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,110
Turn right.
Turn right!
145
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:29,950
Ok, uh, turn left!
146
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,890
Great. You're not really going to the
seminar, are you?
147
00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:37,810
I'm not stupid, I know what you're up to!
148
00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:40,580
We have to be back before
10 o'clock, ok?. We have to be...
149
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,260
back before the seminar's over.
150
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,980
I don't mind your driving, less work for
me if you do. I hate driving.
151
00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:58,390
Just works out that it's less work for me,
more for you. You know what is...
152
00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:03,120
really sad is that you don't realize
what you're missing.
153
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:06,310
You have the potential to be
rich, you know?
154
00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:10,230
You know the number one difference
between you and a rich man?
155
00:16:10,990 --> 00:16:12,980
He has money and you don't.
156
00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:17,260
If you're smart, you'd ask
yourself, "why?".
157
00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:24,310
What is the matter with you anyway?
I mean, don't you want to be a success?
158
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,240
I tell you, the difference between
a guy like me and a guy like you...
159
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,110
is that I've learned
from my mistakes.
160
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:36,610
I used to be really messed up. You know,
I had a bad temper, the seminar...
161
00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:37,500
taught me how to control it.
- Would you shut up about that seminar!
162
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,920
You shut up you pissant son of a bitch!
163
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,710
Sorry! Didn't mean that.
164
00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:51,660
Hey listen, could you pull over.
I gotta see a man about a dog.
165
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,470
Where'd you get the beer?
- Store.
166
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,180
I guess I'll have one.
167
00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:28,820
You know, we don't drink beer at the
organization. It's kind of a crutch for...
168
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:30,170
reality avoidance.
169
00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:39,710
Organization really gets you thinking about
things in a whole new light, you know?
170
00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:45,250
Like... ever wonder why people wear clothes?
- Nope!
171
00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:50,880
Look at it this way, man's best friend
is his apparel. Now...
172
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:55,290
you start to dress for success and you
will score with the babes and
173
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:58,360
make the big bucks.
Gotta admit that's true.
174
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,090
I don't have to admit that.
- You have to admit that!
175
00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:02,420
No I don't!
- Yes you do!
176
00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:03,750
I don't have to admit anything.
177
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,670
You have to admit there's
hair on your head.
178
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,630
No I don't.
- Well you have to admit that!
179
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,580
Well you have to admit your
cat's dead!
180
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:11,420
He's deader than a doornail!
181
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,710
That cat is colder than a
well-digger's ass!
182
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,760
Pretty hard to deny that isn't it,
Mr. Smartypants.
183
00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:27,290
Yep! Deceased. El Morto.
No more mister kitty cat.
184
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:36,010
Man, I love drama.
Really gets the old juices flowing.
185
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:57,050
What... oh no, it's after midnight!
I have to get this car back!
186
00:18:57,140 --> 00:19:00,410
This road leads to the freeway.
187
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:01,870
Oh horseshit!
188
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:07,190
It's not a road - it's a river!
- River!
189
00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:10,750
Stupid! It's the middle of the desert.
190
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:19,340
Turn around. I can't go out here.
I have a heart condition.
191
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:24,690
I have to bury Simon first.
- Bury the stinkin' cat now and turn around!
192
00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:27,030
It has to be the right spot!
193
00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:38,280
Great! This is just great! Now I'm stuck in the
middle of the desert with an ignoramus!
194
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:42,390
You're the ignoramus!
This is your car!
195
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:46,820
Stop! Have some of your cereal!
See how you like that! Huh!?
196
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:51,820
Rub it in your hair and
stick it up your butt!
197
00:19:58,930 --> 00:20:02,330
Don't ever - ever! Call my cat stinky!
198
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:12,310
You're a killer!
You're a sick killer!
199
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:53,530
Hey!
- Oh... where are... please.
200
00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:56,020
Car won't start.
- Huh?!
201
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:09,420
Pop the hood, will you?
202
00:21:15,670 --> 00:21:20,350
Ahh! I'm going to get kicked out of
the organization for this.
203
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:27,220
The freeway's just over that hill. Go call the
organization tell them to come out here to pick us up.
204
00:21:29,150 --> 00:21:32,930
Just give them a buzz. Tell
them out in the middle of the desert
205
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,050
with an asswipe
and a frozen cat.
206
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:40,260
Why don't you go call your mother and
have her come out here and push us back?
207
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,310
Get that stinky cat out of my
car and bury it.
208
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,740
This isn't the right spot.
209
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,290
This... is the right spot.
210
00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:08,160
Don't touch my cat.
211
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:11,340
Okay.
212
00:22:12,370 --> 00:22:14,910
Don't come crying to me if you can't
find the right spot.
213
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:19,730
Anybody in their right mind would be
pleased as punch to bury a cat here.
214
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,830
Well, we've got to get organized.
215
00:22:28,420 --> 00:22:33,460
Now, do you remember where it was that
you went off the highway?
216
00:22:33,570 --> 00:22:34,940
I don't remember.
217
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:39,840
Uh... do you remember the name of the
last town we went through?
218
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:45,520
I think it started with a B.
- Well it is kind of important you know...
219
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:50,070
A lot of towns start with B.
Boston. Barcelonia...
220
00:22:50,110 --> 00:22:54,340
It wasn't Barcelonia.
- I know it wasn't Barcelonia, that's in Spain!
221
00:22:56,410 --> 00:23:02,870
Well. I think that the closest town is
this spot here. Prod.
222
00:23:05,170 --> 00:23:06,530
Prod's that way.
223
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,920
No, it's not.
It's that way.
224
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,080
Hey! Uh. I kind of think we
should stick together.
225
00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:26,980
Ok! I won't fight it!
It's your problem!
226
00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:34,420
It's your life you're ruining! I am not
going that way! I am going to Prod!
227
00:24:24,490 --> 00:24:27,330
Maybe I should get back to the car.
228
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,740
Maybe I should hurry.
229
00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:39,330
You see, Simon? This is what happens when
you go out of the house.
230
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:12,190
Ahh!
231
00:25:15,530 --> 00:25:16,000
Ahh!
232
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:29,240
Ha ha ha!
233
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:34,440
Ooh!
- Go ahead and laugh! I doesn't hurt me if you laugh.
234
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:39,290
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Did you find the freeway funny guy?
235
00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:41,150
Did you see the freeway?
236
00:25:44,850 --> 00:25:46,160
No.
237
00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:54,630
Prod's that way.
- No it's not. I went that way.
238
00:25:54,710 --> 00:25:58,770
Look. We've got to get organized.
We have to set goals.
239
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:06,770
Why don't we bury your cat here and we'll
follow the car tracks back the way we came?
240
00:26:09,510 --> 00:26:10,100
Okay.
241
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,830
Now you're talking.
242
00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:19,440
We could bury a cat under that
cactus and that way he would have a
243
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:21,880
beautiful view of the rocks.
244
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,010
Bury him up there.
245
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,760
Up there?
246
00:26:29,510 --> 00:26:32,430
Alright but I'm not going
to walk all the way up there.
247
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,120
I am not going to ruin my feet.
248
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,720
What are you going to dig the hole with?
249
00:26:40,110 --> 00:26:42,120
I don't know what he think's he's going
to dig the hole with...
250
00:26:59,890 --> 00:27:01,340
What's that?
251
00:27:03,770 --> 00:27:06,150
House?
- Might have a phone.
252
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:11,020
Let's finish up here quick
and go see.
253
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:20,470
You better get that cat in the
ground real fast.
254
00:27:23,230 --> 00:27:26,130
I mean there could be puma's around
here, you know?
255
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:32,110
Puma can smell a dead cat
fourty miles off.
256
00:27:54,710 --> 00:27:57,030
Quit stalling. Bury the cat.
257
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:10,090
It's gonna get weird now, isn't it?
- This isn't the right spot.
258
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:14,890
Bury him over by the house.
- Are you crazy?!
259
00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:17,920
This is the perfect spot to bury a cat!
260
00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:23,480
Any cat in their right mind would be
happy as a clam to be buried here!
261
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:30,620
Good Lord! Not the right spot!
You got a big problem, Rubin.
262
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:33,030
You got a big problem.
263
00:28:36,130 --> 00:28:40,410
I am an incredibly
powerful sales person who
264
00:28:40,430 --> 00:28:46,510
continually climbs higher and
higher up the ladder of success.
265
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,220
I am an incredibly
powerful sales person who
266
00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:53,940
continually climbs higher and higher...
267
00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:06,640
Man... it is el warmo out here.
268
00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:10,250
I am thirsty!
Aren't you thirsty?
269
00:29:30,930 --> 00:29:32,940
Oh... Lord!
270
00:29:34,590 --> 00:29:36,290
Oh Lord!
271
00:29:37,090 --> 00:29:42,900
That is the most disgusting thing I have
ever seen. Boy... talk about el weirdo!
272
00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:44,950
You take the cake, buster.
273
00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:51,210
Hey... could we rest for a minute?!
274
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,320
I have a heart condition, you know.
I have to take care of myself.
275
00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,570
I don't care what you do. I'm resting.
276
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,410
You ever married, Rubin?
277
00:30:19,130 --> 00:30:20,690
Yeah, I was married... once.
278
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:28,890
Yeah I said, "honey, I could make a lot of
money for you." So - she married me.
279
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,880
Three years later I'm still making nine thou
a year, so she left.
280
00:30:35,990 --> 00:30:38,480
That's when I first became
interested in the organization.
281
00:30:38,850 --> 00:30:43,780
Would you shut up about the organization?!
I'm not interested, okay?!
282
00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:45,890
Okay. Take it easy.
283
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,620
So... what kind of cat was Simon?
284
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,890
A good cat.
- I mean, was he siamese or what?
285
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:22,760
Look, I was just trying to be friendly.
286
00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:25,750
I like cats too, you know.
287
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:39,700
My cat liked music.
- Music? You into Cat Stevens? Ha ha!
288
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:48,120
Mahler.
- Mahler? That's weird.
289
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,860
Did you ever see that movie Cat People?
- Cat People?
290
00:31:51,860 --> 00:31:57,070
Yeah Cat People. They worshipped cats.
Hated dogs but worshipped cats.
291
00:31:57,610 --> 00:32:00,030
I saw part of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
292
00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:02,660
You ever see Chat Bleu?
293
00:32:04,660 --> 00:32:07,530
Man, that is
a powerful flick.
294
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,940
What happened to it's tail?
- Fan.
295
00:32:29,870 --> 00:32:38,450
Fan's can be damn dangerous.
- Fan's caused 1,114 serious injuries in 1988.
296
00:32:38,870 --> 00:32:40,030
Incredible.
297
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:48,170
You can keep that.
Got 23 more of those.
298
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:57,050
Did you ever have a dog?
I had one once. Pointer.
299
00:32:58,450 --> 00:33:01,400
He never could figure
out what to point at.
300
00:33:03,550 --> 00:33:05,300
People like that.
301
00:33:08,970 --> 00:33:10,840
People are like that, Rubin.
302
00:33:12,010 --> 00:33:15,370
They don't know what
they're supposed to do.
303
00:33:17,050 --> 00:33:20,360
The organization could be so helpful
for a guy like you.
304
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,590
For $300 I could start
you on the installment plan.
305
00:33:26,870 --> 00:33:31,530
You need help, Rubin! Look at your clothes.
- I like these clothes!
306
00:33:31,530 --> 00:33:35,610
Well, you don't have a job!
- I have money!
307
00:33:35,610 --> 00:33:39,250
Well, you don't have any friends.
Now you have to admit that!
308
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,720
Nobody really likes you, Rubin.
I mean really.
309
00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:47,050
Rubin...
Rubin.
310
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:03,260
I knew it. We came all
the way out here for nothing!
311
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:20,360
So Lord... Oh! That is the most
repulsive thing...
312
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:35,930
Hey! C'mon. Now let's go. Let's go back
to the car and follow our tracks.
313
00:34:47,110 --> 00:34:53,030
That isn't funny. Any Warhol was
a successful artist.
314
00:34:53,230 --> 00:34:58,790
What did he paint?
He painted Campbell's Soup cans.
315
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,720
Look I really don't want to
talk about art right now. Let's go.
316
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:09,720
He doesn't sound so great
to me, he sounds like a fraud.
317
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:14,180
That's absurd! He's famous.
- Well you can be famous and be...
318
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:17,710
a fraud... a famous fraud! Ha ha!
319
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:22,660
I really don't want to talk about art.
Never talk about art or religion or politics.
320
00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:25,170
No wonder you don't have
any friends.
321
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,680
At least I'm not a fraud.
322
00:35:32,230 --> 00:35:36,830
Fraud failure like you!
- I don't have time for this.
323
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,440
Have to admit you're a failure, Ed.
Have to admit your wife left you...
324
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,570
she couldn't stand to live with
a fraud failure! Ha ha!
325
00:35:47,430 --> 00:35:52,890
You leave my wife out of this! I'm walking
back to the car and following the tracks...
326
00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:55,520
back to the road, and
I'm going to Prod.
327
00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,230
Ha ha ha!
Go ahead!
328
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:06,140
Prod is just over that hill!
I'll be in Prod before you!
329
00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:09,650
Ha ha ha!
330
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,830
Where's the car?
- I don't know.
331
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,770
Where are you going?
- Away from you!
332
00:36:47,150 --> 00:36:49,920
I can't believe you're still
carrying that thing.
333
00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:57,610
You know what I think? I think you're afraid
to bury that cat because it's all you have.
334
00:36:57,930 --> 00:37:01,440
That's what I think. What do
you think about that?!
335
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:07,320
I think... your car's that way.
- Well then go that way!
336
00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:11,250
Stop following me! Go ruin
somebody else's life!
337
00:37:41,210 --> 00:37:47,650
And another thing! I don't look at failure
as failure! I look at failure as...
338
00:37:47,650 --> 00:37:53,530
an opportunity to develop my senses.
I laugh at failure - ha ha ha!
339
00:37:53,530 --> 00:37:56,210
Ow! Son of a bitch! Ah!
340
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:09,380
I knew I could find it.
341
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,500
Didn't fail at that, did I?
342
00:38:14,890 --> 00:38:18,370
Oh, brother.
Mr. Busta's gonna love this!
343
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:46,310
Okay! Ha ha!
344
00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:58,290
Just see who get's to
Prod first, sucker! Ha ha!
345
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:59,310
Ed. First thing's first. Now remember,
the big "E" - enthusiasm!
346
00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:06,060
Hello?
- Hello Rula, I was just thinking about you...
347
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:10,230
and I thought I'd give you a bell.
- You've got a big problem, Ed!
348
00:40:10,230 --> 00:40:13,780
Yeah I know.
- And you know the problem, isn't the problem.
349
00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:17,920
- It's how you handle a problem, that's a problem!
I know. I know.
350
00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:22,530
I think I deserve a bread winner, Ed.
And I'm not talking about Wonderbread.
351
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,040
I'm talking about croissants.
352
00:40:24,950 --> 00:40:31,170
Right now, Rula, I am out in the desert
handling a big mineral deal...
353
00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:33,220
You know minerals will really skyrocketing.
354
00:40:34,270 --> 00:40:37,610
I mean these oil people keep me
really jumping.
355
00:40:37,610 --> 00:40:43,980
Ha! I thought you said it was minerals?
- Well. Minerals... and oil. You know.
356
00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:47,750
Actually it's a big mineral oil deal.
- Mmm...
357
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:54,560
Mineral oil... um.
Rula, could we just have a nice dinner some time?
358
00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:56,770
It's over, Ed.
359
00:40:58,070 --> 00:41:02,250
Why does it have to be over?
Please deposit $2.05 for the next 3 minutes.
360
00:41:02,410 --> 00:41:05,580
Why does it have to be over, Rula?
Please deposit $2.05...
361
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:10,430
I don't have $2.05!
Rula!... Rula!...
362
00:41:18,010 --> 00:41:21,710
Real smooth, Ed.
Real smooth.
363
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:35,660
Thanks. Listen, I'm looking for a friend.
He's got long hair and thick glasses...
364
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:39,700
He's wearing bell-bottom pants.
- Never seen a guy like that.
365
00:41:39,740 --> 00:41:42,960
I never seen a guy like that either.
What's he drivin'?
366
00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:46,290
We had car trouble and he
decided to walk.
367
00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:52,250
On foot? A man don't last
long out there on foot.
368
00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:53,790
Where'd you break down?
369
00:41:55,830 --> 00:41:58,660
Sounds like he's out there on Snake Flats.
- Guy from New York died...
370
00:41:58,660 --> 00:42:01,500
from a snake that bit him out there.
- That was a scorpion!
371
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,790
There are thousands more scorpions
than there are snakes.
372
00:42:03,790 --> 00:42:07,560
- That was a snake! A big snake! I outta
know, I drove him to the hospital.
373
00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:11,920
If your friend's headed north, why he's gonna
fall right down an abandoned mine shaft!
374
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,660
That's not north, that's west!
375
00:42:13,810 --> 00:42:17,680
West is the test site.
- Test site's east. Sun comes up...
376
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,400
in the east, goes down in the west.
377
00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:23,740
I sure hope your friend didn't go out east.
Radiation could kill a man in 30 seconds.
378
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,250
He's exaggerating, it takes longer
than that.
379
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:30,140
It takes exactly 30 seconds! I outta know.
I saw it on T.V.!
380
00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:33,140
Radiation?
- One thing about it though, if your friend is...
381
00:42:33,140 --> 00:42:36,050
still alive. This is where
he'll show up.
382
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:39,740
Not another town for 100 miles.
He'll show up.
383
00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:42,160
Course he will.
384
00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:44,650
Course he will...
385
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:36,870
Wow!
Ha ha ha!
386
00:45:33,090 --> 00:45:35,290
Do something, Ed!
387
00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:40,700
Take control!
388
00:45:43,370 --> 00:45:48,630
Hello?
- Hello, mom. I want you to call the organization...
389
00:45:48,630 --> 00:45:51,480
-and tell them that I'm sick.
You're not sick. You get over here and mow my...
390
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,320
lawn just you said you
was going to.
391
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,260
I'll do that later, mom. Just call
the organization, okay?
392
00:46:07,140 --> 00:46:08,630
Yes, I'll accept the call.
393
00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:13,700
Hello Ed, where you are son?
- Prod! Stupid, Utah!
394
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:17,400
Is mom still there?
- Your mother's pretty well steamed.
395
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,730
The organization's been here twice this morning.
They're pretty well steamed too.
396
00:46:21,140 --> 00:46:24,100
A fella named Busta stopped by
and wants to know where you're at.
397
00:46:24,130 --> 00:46:25,690
Mr. Busta?
- Yes.
398
00:46:25,940 --> 00:46:30,280
He said that you better have that car back by
5 o'clock or he's gonna have to call the police.
399
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,110
Police?! Oh... great!
400
00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:39,610
Terrific! Thanks a lot dad.
Now, can you put mom back on?
401
00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:41,900
Hey, mom, it's for you.
402
00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:45,260
Hello, mom.
- Yes?
403
00:46:45,830 --> 00:46:48,730
Mom, is that you?
- Yes!
404
00:46:49,990 --> 00:46:51,970
Ha ha!
405
00:46:54,580 --> 00:46:58,260
You tell that idiot in the bell-bottoms when
he shows up I couldn't wait.
406
00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:00,650
Okay. What if he don't?
- Don't what?
407
00:47:00,650 --> 00:47:01,580
Show up?
408
00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:05,940
I gotta go find him, right?
- I dunno.
409
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:09,990
I got to find him or he'll get bit by a
radiated snake and he'll fall...
410
00:47:09,990 --> 00:47:11,960
down an abandoned mine shaft,
right?
411
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,730
I dunno.
- Well, forget it. He's on his own!
412
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:33,120
I'm happy as hell ol' batface is out there
shriveling up like an old turd, I'm happy as hell!
413
00:47:34,380 --> 00:47:37,630
I'm... happy as hell!
414
00:47:41,230 --> 00:47:46,010
Okay... I have to go back to get the
hopeless son of a bitch!
415
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,050
It's his own damn fault!
416
00:47:51,050 --> 00:47:57,270
I can't believe anybody would ever suck
on Odor Eaters! Ugh!
417
00:48:22,290 --> 00:48:25,620
Ahh!
Ahh!
418
00:48:34,010 --> 00:48:41,090
No! No, no!
- Ah ha ha ha! Alright!
419
00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:54,850
Ugh! Oh. Heart.
Oh. Oh.
420
00:48:56,490 --> 00:49:00,890
Just take it easy, Ed.
Just take it... easy.
421
00:49:41,860 --> 00:49:44,000
Echo...
422
00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:48,140
Echo!
423
00:50:19,290 --> 00:50:22,750
Ow ow ow ow ow.
424
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,150
Echo people.
425
00:51:08,310 --> 00:51:09,630
Wow!
426
00:51:17,370 --> 00:51:18,530
Meow!
427
00:51:30,450 --> 00:51:32,560
Meow.
428
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:39,670
Hello Rubin! I love you!
I love your shoes!
429
00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:45,650
You're a king! A king!
A king!
430
00:51:45,650 --> 00:51:49,010
My cat can eat a whole watermelon!
431
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,220
Meow!
432
00:52:05,170 --> 00:52:08,660
Hey. Hey! Hey weirdo!
Hey weirdo!
433
00:52:10,420 --> 00:52:13,790
Hey weirdo! Hey weirdo!
Come out and play!
434
00:52:14,860 --> 00:52:18,820
C'mon weirdo! Your cat's down here!
Ha ha ha!
435
00:52:19,710 --> 00:52:22,540
Uh oh! Cat overboard!
436
00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:27,190
Not much of a swimmer, is he?
- Hey!
437
00:52:39,060 --> 00:52:40,630
Meow!
438
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,820
That's an asswipe up there.
439
00:53:25,710 --> 00:53:27,710
Rubin...
440
00:53:30,350 --> 00:53:34,280
Hey! This is not all that humorous
you know.
441
00:53:35,970 --> 00:53:37,980
Holy Moses.
442
00:53:45,350 --> 00:53:50,520
Indian. Could be Apache.
443
00:53:57,130 --> 00:54:02,930
Oh! Ha ha! There you are! Boy you look
like a total dork!
444
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:08,670
Echo people.
- Echo people? God Lord.
445
00:54:09,230 --> 00:54:10,360
Uh. Get up.
446
00:54:10,790 --> 00:54:13,890
Echo people.
- Rubin. Get up!
447
00:54:14,350 --> 00:54:20,000
Let's get your jacket on there.
Yeah, hypothermia won't help.
448
00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:24,980
Get that jacket on.
Atta boy. Good work! Okay!
449
00:54:25,430 --> 00:54:26,500
Let's go!
450
00:54:27,450 --> 00:54:32,070
You're gonna... you'll want to let
go of that cooler, Rubin.
451
00:54:32,780 --> 00:54:36,920
Rubin, let go of the!...
452
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,960
Okay! That's good! That's good!
No cat! C'mon! C'mon!
453
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:48,750
Let's get up on our feet here. Yeah! C'mon!
Atta boy. You can do it. That's it. Okay.
454
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,720
Nope, nope! Nevermind, it's time to go!
455
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:58,120
Okay... okay...
456
00:54:59,230 --> 00:55:05,120
I'll bury Simon. You be the supervisor,
I'll be the burier.
457
00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:10,610
Then... we are going to march out
of here. Okay?
458
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:14,860
Now you see? This is how you
dig a hole.
459
00:55:15,590 --> 00:55:19,940
Tellin' you, Rubin. Your whole problem is.
You just won't let go!
460
00:55:20,110 --> 00:55:22,970
You can't hold on to something
when it's dead!
461
00:55:24,170 --> 00:55:27,990
Man, anybody ever needed that
seminar... it is you!
462
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:33,140
Go on to the next step.
If you don't, well you find...
463
00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:39,380
yourself all of a sudden standing there
holding a big ol' pile of nothing!
464
00:55:40,710 --> 00:55:41,920
I know.
465
00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:48,430
I was on the road to success. Sure...
466
00:55:48,990 --> 00:55:53,450
I coulda been driving my own
Thunderbird. No!
467
00:55:55,500 --> 00:56:01,440
I had to let it all go, so I could come out to
this god forsaken place...
468
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:06,560
and show some asswipe how to
bury a soggy cat!
469
00:56:16,610 --> 00:56:20,550
I'm sorry, Rubin.
I didn't mean it.
470
00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:33,300
Oh Lord! Hell of a good looking cat you've
got here, Rubin. Magnificent... creature!
471
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,230
Sorry, Simon.
472
00:56:45,470 --> 00:56:49,900
It's like a custom fit!
Ha ha! Look at this, Rubin!
473
00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:54,340
Here's ol' Mickey! Rubber squeaky mouse!
474
00:56:55,290 --> 00:56:58,080
Right in there with good ol' Simon.
475
00:56:58,940 --> 00:57:04,610
Boy. I tell you Rubin, this is really a
swell place that you've picked here.
476
00:57:04,850 --> 00:57:09,070
I mean this is tremendous!
Oh boy, I'm not kidding either!
477
00:57:09,170 --> 00:57:14,680
Any cat would be... proud as a clam
to be buried here!
478
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:23,590
Okay. Yeah, if that doesn't say "Here Lies
Simon", I don't know what does.
479
00:57:24,970 --> 00:57:27,070
How's that?
Okay?
480
00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,140
Right.
481
00:57:38,770 --> 00:57:43,730
Dear Lord. Uh.
Bless this feline.
482
00:57:44,430 --> 00:57:47,210
Um. He's a good cat.
483
00:57:52,790 --> 00:57:56,630
He was a good friend to Rubin.
- Yeah...
484
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:02,140
Even though Rubin himself can
really be a... well...
485
00:58:04,510 --> 00:58:08,070
Rubin loved this cat.
486
00:58:14,070 --> 00:58:15,760
Amen.
487
00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:30,480
I don't see anything that looks familiar.
I don't know where the hell I am...
488
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:31,920
Does this look familiar to you?
489
00:58:32,460 --> 00:58:38,040
My cat can eat a whole watermelon.
- Oh, horseshit!
490
00:58:43,150 --> 00:58:50,080
There! Jabber down there with the rest
of the crockpots! See how you like that!
491
00:58:52,690 --> 00:58:59,070
Echo people worshipped cats.
- Oh Echo people my butt! There are no Echo people.
492
00:58:59,260 --> 00:59:05,290
I told you that 15 times. Just shut
up about the Echo people. Jesus.
493
00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:20,210
Heart!
494
00:59:41,410 --> 00:59:44,720
After admitting that your wife left you,
she couldn't stand to live with a
495
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:45,860
fraud failure!
496
00:59:46,950 --> 00:59:47,950
I love you Ed.
497
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,980
Where it happen...?
498
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,160
What happened?
499
01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:28,600
C'mon Rubbie, let's go.
500
01:00:33,390 --> 01:00:34,970
Can you get up?
501
01:00:44,450 --> 01:00:48,390
Son of a bitch.
That dirty son of a bitch!
502
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,830
Now I'm not one to mettle in another's business...
- Good.
503
01:01:07,590 --> 01:01:10,400
You feeling better Rubin?
- Better.
504
01:01:10,450 --> 01:01:13,020
You don't seem like no kidnapper to me.
505
01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:15,290
Kidnapper? What are you talking about?
506
01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:18,230
Seems that fella who's head you're
watering there, his mother found...
507
01:01:18,230 --> 01:01:20,250
your business card,
reported him kidnapped.
508
01:01:21,230 --> 01:01:24,500
How would you know that?
- State trooper's through here an hour ago.
509
01:01:24,740 --> 01:01:29,850
Your mother told him you were in Prod.
- My mother... that figures!
510
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,730
They said you was a dangerous car
thief and kidnapper.
511
01:01:33,210 --> 01:01:35,310
You don't look all that kidnapped to me.
512
01:01:44,180 --> 01:01:46,210
Listen um...
513
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:50,630
Could I borrow a quarter? I want to get
this thing straightened out right away.
514
01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:55,000
Thanks. Police are reasonable people,
they'll understand.
515
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,620
Course they will.
516
01:02:02,630 --> 01:02:06,040
Sheriff's Department.
- Hello, Police, uh. This is Ed Tuttle...
517
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,500
uh, the kidnapper you're after.
518
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:13,730
Um, I think there's been a little misunderstanding.
I was just helping bury a frozen cat.
519
01:02:14,070 --> 01:02:16,510
Mr. Tuttle - is Rubin Farr alright?
520
01:02:17,410 --> 01:02:22,200
Oh, he is so messed up it
is unbelievable.
521
01:02:22,350 --> 01:02:27,030
Uh but it was his cat, it was not mine.
I said look, I said let's bury him under...
522
01:02:27,030 --> 01:02:31,770
that cactus but no, he wanted to bury him
in the cave of the Echo people so...
523
01:02:31,770 --> 01:02:37,040
anyway, I haven't done anything and I just wanted
you to get this all straightened out, okay?
524
01:02:37,090 --> 01:02:39,310
Where are you now, Mr. Tuttle?
Are you in Prod?
525
01:02:39,380 --> 01:02:40,570
Well of course I'm in Prod.
526
01:02:41,010 --> 01:02:42,190
Rubin's with me.
527
01:02:42,700 --> 01:02:44,610
Why, why... why do you care where we're at?
528
01:02:44,610 --> 01:02:49,970
Just, uh, di - you don't need to know that,
okay? I haven't done anything!
529
01:02:49,970 --> 01:02:53,760
Just calm down, Mr. Tuttle.
- You calm down! You are the ones...
530
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:57,950
who are supposed to calm down, alright?!
Why the hell are you harassing me anyway?!
531
01:02:58,010 --> 01:03:00,740
I haven't done anything...
- Mr. Tuttle just stay where you are at.
532
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:07,100
Don't Mr. Tuttle me! Alright?! Now if you bozo's
had an ounce of sense...
533
01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:11,340
you'd go after the real criminals! You'd go after
the son of a bitch that spray painted...
534
01:03:11,340 --> 01:03:14,660
"Andy Warhol sucks a big one"
on my car!
535
01:03:20,470 --> 01:03:24,680
Well... that oughta straighten it all out.
- Yeah...
536
01:03:27,730 --> 01:03:30,060
Rubin. We've gotta get out of here fast.
537
01:03:46,150 --> 01:03:47,750
Oh Lord!
538
01:04:04,780 --> 01:04:05,820
Head down!
539
01:04:12,710 --> 01:04:15,840
I can't believe it.
It just keeps getting worse!
540
01:04:27,930 --> 01:04:30,910
You got any money?
We need gas.
541
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:33,820
Lost my wallet.
- Oh that figures.
542
01:04:37,580 --> 01:04:40,140
Wrong street for my house.
- I know that!
543
01:04:40,190 --> 01:04:47,030
Look we're not going anywhere unless we get
some gas! Gotta be one around here somewhere...
544
01:04:49,190 --> 01:04:51,210
This is my old neighborhood.
545
01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:15,060
Oh, no. Rula!
Ah!
546
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:23,450
Hey, Ed! What are you doing in the bushes?!
I want to go home!
547
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:26,280
Shh!
548
01:05:27,310 --> 01:05:30,730
What? Want me to be quiet?
549
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:47,520
Rula!
...What a wonderful surprise. I was just...
550
01:05:47,890 --> 01:05:51,780
looking for my cat! Bugger
seems to have run off.
551
01:05:52,690 --> 01:05:55,360
You've got a big problem, Ed.
552
01:05:56,230 --> 01:05:59,530
I know.
- And you're not ever gonna do anything about...
553
01:05:59,530 --> 01:06:03,520
the problem because you refuse to
accept that you have one!
554
01:06:04,010 --> 01:06:06,560
I know. I know.
- We better go, Rula.
555
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:11,920
You're afraid to ask yourself the right questions.
Why? Because you're afraid of...
556
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:17,030
the answers but sometimes it's more
important to ask the right questions...
557
01:06:17,030 --> 01:06:23,010
than it is to know the right answers!
- Sometimes Rula, I dunno what the hell you're talking about.
558
01:06:24,490 --> 01:06:29,260
That's part of the problem.
- I know! I know!
559
01:06:29,620 --> 01:06:35,540
We better go, Rula.
- Don't you ever interrupt me.
560
01:06:35,540 --> 01:06:40,070
I'm sorry. I am. I'm sorry.
- You've got a big problem too, ya know...
561
01:06:40,090 --> 01:06:41,740
Just who the hell are
you anyway?!
562
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:50,050
This is Jimbo. He is my... fiancé.
- Your fiancé?
563
01:06:51,020 --> 01:06:54,430
You're gonna marry... him?
- Hey! I resent that!
564
01:06:54,850 --> 01:06:58,450
How'd you like a kick right in the taco, buster?
- Shut up, Ed!
565
01:06:58,630 --> 01:07:04,500
No! You shut up! I... am sick and tired
of shutting up!
566
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,540
C'mon Rula, let's go.
- Let go of my arm!
567
01:07:07,730 --> 01:07:12,410
I am not the one with the problem! You're
the fella with the problem!
568
01:07:12,410 --> 01:07:13,930
Oh yeah?!
- Yeah!
569
01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:18,550
Ha ha! Well, you are
lousy in bed! All those years...
570
01:07:18,550 --> 01:07:22,670
I never had one... single... orgasm.
571
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:27,390
Ahh!
572
01:07:27,950 --> 01:07:29,470
Ha ha! You missed me!
573
01:07:30,050 --> 01:07:31,140
See I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding!
574
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:36,400
You are a miserable, miserable, miserable,
miserable failure!
575
01:07:38,570 --> 01:07:41,670
I hate you!
- Rula. I'm going... I'm going.
576
01:07:41,770 --> 01:07:42,910
This. I'm going.
577
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,480
Who's that?
578
01:07:51,330 --> 01:07:53,320
It's my wife.
- You know what your problem is?
579
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,620
You've got a persistent, personal dilemma.
580
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,280
I'm gonna be sick!
- That's why you'll never earn any money...
581
01:08:00,340 --> 01:08:05,540
and that's why you'll never be a success!
God knows I tried to steer you in the...
582
01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:08,810
right direction! But you're so stupid!
583
01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:12,980
You couldn't get it! You're just a loser!
584
01:08:12,980 --> 01:08:15,220
You're just a hopeless loser!
585
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:41,530
Ahh!
586
01:09:13,690 --> 01:09:17,120
She's the one with the problem.
- Yeah I...
587
01:09:17,970 --> 01:09:22,130
She always... I just thought we were...
588
01:09:22,950 --> 01:09:26,400
something special, you know.
- It's all messed up.
589
01:09:27,810 --> 01:09:30,390
You've gotta go on to the next step.
590
01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:41,590
Man! You really need that seminar!
591
01:09:42,050 --> 01:09:43,150
Ha ha!
592
01:09:44,390 --> 01:09:47,670
You really know how to hurt a guy,
you know that?
593
01:09:48,690 --> 01:09:53,170
You... you... really need that seminar!
594
01:09:53,410 --> 01:09:55,460
Shut your yap!
- Ha ha ha!
595
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:06,850
Now chant along with me... I am incredi...
596
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:08,740
Ha ha ha!
597
01:10:11,490 --> 01:10:16,180
You know, what the number one difference...
between you and a rich man is?
598
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:20,330
He's got money... and you don't!
Ha ha ha!
599
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:23,830
You know what the number one difference is
between me and a rich man?
600
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:28,060
He's got my bitchy wife
and I don't!
601
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:31,320
Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha!
602
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:35,450
And if he was smart, he would
ask himself, "why?".
603
01:10:37,890 --> 01:10:46,360
I can't believe that you didn't even get one...
person to that stupid seminar! Ha ha!
604
01:10:54,610 --> 01:10:56,850
I wear $1200 suits.
605
01:10:57,450 --> 01:10:59,960
That's a $2500 watch.
606
01:11:00,230 --> 01:11:03,500
I drive a Lincoln Continental and I
park it in my 3 car garage...
607
01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:06,380
next to my Cadillac and my Mercedes.
608
01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:11,420
People who say that money can't buy
happiness... just don't know where to shop!
609
01:11:11,660 --> 01:11:13,320
Ha ha ha!
610
01:11:20,340 --> 01:11:23,380
Shut up! You're going to sit down and you're
going to be behave like a gentleman!
611
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:24,030
Okay. Okay.
612
01:11:25,930 --> 01:11:26,930
Okay. C'mon.
613
01:11:28,850 --> 01:11:30,760
Excuse us, folks.
Excuse us.
614
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,050
Excuse us.
615
01:11:32,950 --> 01:11:37,880
Um. Sorry, sorry. Truly sorry.
Sit down! Sit down!
616
01:11:39,710 --> 01:11:41,600
Car's back. Everything's cool.
617
01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:50,850
Tonight I'd like to introduce you to
a couple of old friends.
618
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:53,480
Who's the biggest failure
in this room?
619
01:11:56,530 --> 01:11:58,800
Raise your hand, Ed.
620
01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:00,650
I don't see many hands going up.
621
01:12:01,710 --> 01:12:06,140
That's because that nobody's taught you
that the secret to...
622
01:12:06,140 --> 01:12:12,400
success is to fail and keep trying!
If you haven't failed, you haven't tried!
623
01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:17,270
Boy that's really profound.
Sure worth $3000, hmm?
624
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,570
Let me tell you something, pal.
625
01:12:21,570 --> 01:12:25,270
If you don't like what I'm saying, you can
leave. Nobody's forcing you to stay here.
626
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:28,430
Good!
- Sit!
627
01:12:28,470 --> 01:12:31,510
Alright this has gone far enough!
Would you escort Mr. Tuttle and his friend...
628
01:12:31,510 --> 01:12:32,450
to the door please.
629
01:12:32,450 --> 01:12:35,920
You touch me and I'll sue
you into a coma.
630
01:12:36,190 --> 01:12:39,260
I paid my money and I'm staying.
- Then be quiet!
631
01:12:39,530 --> 01:12:42,390
Okay, fine.
It's your seminar.
632
01:12:43,050 --> 01:12:45,540
We'll be quiet.
Won't we, Rubin.
633
01:12:48,070 --> 01:12:49,750
Quiet as clams.
634
01:12:51,040 --> 01:12:52,050
Good.
635
01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:55,440
Not a peep.
636
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,530
Good.
637
01:13:00,990 --> 01:13:02,690
Quiet as a well-digger's ass.
638
01:13:03,710 --> 01:13:07,040
Will you shut up!
- Sure.
639
01:13:13,030 --> 01:13:16,010
Success!
- Success!
640
01:13:16,630 --> 01:13:17,860
Is there an echo in here?
641
01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:20,770
Real estate!
- Real estate!
642
01:13:20,940 --> 01:13:25,110
The Power of Positive Real Estate!
The "PPR"!
643
01:13:25,110 --> 01:13:28,010
The organization!
- Yay! Yeah!
644
01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:37,810
Are you the kind of high caliber
motivated individual that'll...
645
01:13:37,810 --> 01:13:40,610
stop at nothing to get what
you deserve?!
646
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:43,070
Who are you?
647
01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:46,020
Who are you...
648
01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:52,100
Who are you...
649
01:13:59,780 --> 01:14:03,240
I am the king of the Echo people.
650
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:16,600
There's no reason to be pushing a person!
- Get out of here!
651
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:21,110
Oh yeah?! Hell, same goes to you and
everybody who rode in with ya!
652
01:14:23,870 --> 01:14:25,360
Hey! What the hell...
653
01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:28,290
No we're quite alright! Ha!
654
01:14:28,290 --> 01:14:31,520
I gotta hand it to you, Rubin.
That was el smarto!
655
01:14:31,620 --> 01:14:34,360
Boy you really make an impression.
656
01:14:35,470 --> 01:14:41,690
Those people are weird!- They're weird? Ha! You are the one who's weird.
657
01:14:41,690 --> 01:14:47,050
I mean take your shoes for example, Rubin.
You have to admit those shoes are weird.
658
01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:48,750
I mean you have to admit that!
659
01:14:51,330 --> 01:14:56,030
Are you bald?
- Ha ha ha! I'm not completely bald.
660
01:14:56,030 --> 01:14:58,190
This is just a hair substitute.
661
01:14:58,190 --> 01:15:02,350
Many very successful people wear
hair substitutes... Robert Redford...
662
01:15:02,350 --> 01:15:06,380
owns several.
- Well... he wears platform shoes too.
663
01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:10,600
Now that is ridiculous!
I mean you are really something, y'know that?
664
01:15:10,910 --> 01:15:13,540
One rotten apple like that can ruin
a whole meeting!
665
01:15:13,540 --> 01:15:16,230
Yes sir.
- And that guy with the shoes! What is...
666
01:15:16,950 --> 01:15:19,420
Ahh! Ahh!
667
01:15:19,420 --> 01:15:21,630
He's not gonna get away with this!
Where's your car?
668
01:15:21,630 --> 01:15:25,980
Uhh, I don't have a car... where's your car?
- This is my car, stub dick!
669
01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:28,040
I thought you had a Lincoln and
a Mercedes and a Cadillac...
670
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:30,280
Shut up and get in!
671
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:33,930
Ahh!
We're gonna find that son of a bitch...
672
01:15:33,930 --> 01:15:40,090
and when we do, he's gonna wish to hell
he never heard of the organization! Go!
673
01:15:49,410 --> 01:15:54,560
I feel revitalized! Man I am really hungry!
Aren't you hungry?
674
01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:20,260
Whoa.
- What the hell was going on there?
675
01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:23,970
Ow!
676
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:29,410
I am really hungry!
- You devil!
677
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:33,050
We could get a fish burger around the
corner here... you're not a vegetarian...
678
01:16:33,050 --> 01:16:35,850
are you? Nevet met a vegetarian
I liked.
679
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:39,680
I hate vegetarians.
- Me too.
680
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:43,450
I... I... I really hate 'em.
They're just... they're too damn picky!
681
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:48,890
I hate New Age music too.
- Oh! That stuff could really make a guy sick!
682
01:16:49,090 --> 01:16:52,890
I hate it myself.
Yeah, wow! How I hate it!
683
01:16:53,290 --> 01:16:55,880
So uh... what about Republicans?
684
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:03,810
I am a Republican.
685
01:17:05,260 --> 01:17:06,390
You are kidding.
686
01:17:07,370 --> 01:17:09,060
I'm a Republican too.
687
01:17:09,790 --> 01:17:11,750
Ha ha ha!
688
01:17:14,540 --> 01:17:17,340
Wait, wait!
There's the bastard now!
689
01:17:17,340 --> 01:17:19,680
Go around the other side of the block.
Hurry up!
690
01:17:25,010 --> 01:17:26,670
He's heading north on Main.
691
01:17:26,850 --> 01:17:29,560
You know, Rubin.
Life's a funny thing.
692
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:33,370
Sometimes I just have to laugh at life.
Ya know, really. It gives me a chuckle.
693
01:17:34,030 --> 01:17:38,450
It's not a joke. I mean uh, ya know life
is damn serious when you think about it.
694
01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:39,480
Damn serious.
695
01:17:46,170 --> 01:17:47,230
Ahh!
696
01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:50,460
Now what the hell was that?
697
01:17:51,490 --> 01:17:56,110
Wreck.
Ya see? That is exactly what I was talking about...
698
01:17:56,110 --> 01:18:00,700
some poor guy is driving along, minding
his own business and all of a...
699
01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:05,320
sudden life just leaps up and
smacks him right in the face.
700
01:18:06,850 --> 01:18:08,940
Hope that poor bugger was insured.
701
01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:15,480
Look! Damnit! If you bozo's had any
brains you'd catch the son of a bitch that...
702
01:18:15,480 --> 01:18:19,060
painted "Andy Warhol sucks a big
one" on my car!
703
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:31,380
Y'know Rubin. If you took a good look at
yourself you would have to admit...
704
01:18:31,380 --> 01:18:35,900
you need a lot of help!
- You're bald!
705
01:18:36,900 --> 01:18:41,060
At least I'm doing something with my hair.
Life! I... I'm not just sitting on...
706
01:18:41,060 --> 01:18:45,510
my duff like some people I know.
What you don't seem to realize, Rubin...
707
01:18:45,510 --> 01:18:48,050
is that I am a real go-getter!
708
01:18:48,050 --> 01:18:51,060
Ha ha! There's no stoppin'
this train, pal!
709
01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:54,850
No siree Bob. I am on a collision
course. A head on collision...
710
01:18:54,850 --> 01:18:58,520
course with the brick wall of success!
711
01:19:03,470 --> 01:19:04,640
Think about it.
712
01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:07,340
Subtitles by Magiin.
August 2020.
56965
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkmen
Uighur
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof