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[My Unicorn Girl]

[Episode 11]

[The perfect plan to live as a woman...]

[is blown!]

I've got stuff to do later.

Now that you've reached the dorm, go back on your own.

-I have to go, bye bye. -Stop.

What do you want?

Wash my hair.

Are you asking me to wash your hair?

Are you washing or not?

I'll wash it.

Let's go.

Are you a three-year-old child?

Sang Tian,

can you do it properly?

Fine.

Do you take me for a shampoo...

boy?

What's wrong?

My right eye, my right eye.

Don't move, let me blow it out for you.

Feeling better?

No.

It smarts...

You went too far.

You shouldn't play with my hair.

Hurry up. Clean my hair now.

Clean it yourself.

I am injured. How can I do it myself?

You're injured, so what?

You want me to help you shower and go potty, too?

Sure.

Don't even think about it. Wash it yourself.

Sang Tian!

Look at the time now.

Why isn't Tian Tian here yet?

I'm here.

I've been waiting for over an hour, Tian Tian.

I was stalled by a three-year-old kid.

A three-year-old kid?

Never mind. Let's get straight to the point.

What point?

Sang Tian's "One Day As A Woman" plan.

What?

To celebrate you staying in Liuye,

I've made you a list.

Tian Tian, since you can no longer be a girl,

we must stop till we drop today.

What do you think? Are you touched?

Here's a kiss.

I've prepared a list too.

Take a look.

Tian Tian,

isn't this a bit too much?

No, not at all.

Time is ticking away, let's go.

I...

Wait for me.

Tian Tian, that's quite a lot. Can you finish it?

Sure. This is my fill for the entire year.

This...

This is too much food.

Slow down.

Would you like some?

Never mind, I'm on a diet.

23,000 steps?

Did you tie your phone on your dog?

Tian Tian,

what's left on your wish list?

Let me see.

We've done number ten.

The next one is...

to check out pretty shoes,

try on high heels,

-and... -There are so many left.

Tian Tian, I need a break.

Xiao Rou, didn't you tell me...

today's my only day to be a girl.

Shouldn't we make the best of it?

Look, I have 51 wishes to go.

Tian Tian,

a girl's hands are like her second face.

Now that you've bought clothes and cosmetics.

Shouldn't we do something...

about your little paws?

Look.

[Kiss U]

[Manicure, Eyelash Treatment, Makeup]

My treat.

What's the matter, Tian Tian?

I can't go back to the dorm all dolled up.

No way.

It's fine, we'll do a one-off manicure.

You can wash it off back at the dorm.

-Right? -Okay.

-Let's go. -Let's do it.

Hello, ladies. Here for a manicure?

For her.

This design.

Sure... This way, please.

Wait here, Xiao Rou.

A girl who's deprived of shopping sure is scary.

This is odd.

It's been hours.

The number of steps haven't changed.

Perhaps the signal is weak?

Odd.

It's still the same.

What exactly are you doing now?

[Sorry,]

[the number you've dialed cannot be reached.]

How dare you ignore my call.

Just you wait.

It's so cute.

Thank you.

[Kiss U]

Xiao Rou, check this out.

Isn't it cute?

Red, flower, red,

-strawberry, red. -It's cute.

Tian Tian,

why don't you get a pedicure too?

-I can wait. -No.

There are still many things left to do.

You...

Are you tired of accompanying me?

I'm not.

Shopping with my bestie is the happiest thing in the world.

You're the best.

Let's keep going, then.

What's next on the list?

I know, desserts. Let's go.

I feel like having a matcha dessert.

Wait for me.

It's so pretty.

Such beautiful hands.

And that scoundrel asked me to wash his hair.

My hands are not for washing his hair.

These hands were made for eating desserts.

Are you shopping, too?

-What a coincidence. -Yeah.

Are you having two cakes by yourself?

Yes.

Go for it.

It's tricky.

Nice, it's matcha flavor.

I forgot to take my phone with me...

when I came out.

Can I borrow yours?

Take it.

Here.

-What's the passcode? -123456.

I changed my mind about using the phone.

Are you thirsty?

Let's play a game. Loser pays for the drinks.

A game?

Rock, paper, scissors.

What would you like? I'll go get it.

How much did your manicure cost?

380. It's half price today.

This...

is...

because...

Actually, I...

Actually...

I did it for my girlfriend.

I was testing the colours.

Girlfriend?

Well, you know.

You don't understand.

You're single.

It's no wonder.

Women are such a hassle.

You have to take them shopping,

buy clothes for them,

test the colours of their lipsticks...

-and do manicure with them. -Tian Tian.

Let's call it a day. I'm exhausted.

Tian Tian, what's with your eyes?

Women always talk in riddles.

She's the one who wanted to shop.

Yet she talks as if I'm the one who wanted to go.

Allow me introduce. This is my girlfriend, Fang Xiao Rou.

Hello, I am Wen Bing.

Sang Tian's roommate.

So you're Wen Bing.

I've heard so much about you from Sang Tian.

Really?

Has he been saying bad things?

Of course not.

He has nothing but praises.

He said for a genius,

you're modest, humble and polite.

A real class act.

I didn't know you think so highly of me.

We still have some stuff to buy.

We've got to go.

See you, bye bye.

Tian Tian,

I looked at Wen Bing closely just now.

He is really handsome.

So, what do you think of my acting skills?

It was too much.

Two more words from you and I would be exposed.

No, it wasn't

What rotten luck.

The one day I go shopping as a girl,

and he had to turn up.

Is this the only shopping mall in Qian Bei?

Never mind, let's just leave.

Tian Tian,

what about your "One Day As A Woman" wish list?

Forget it. If we bump into him again at the mall...

and he sees me doing something funny,

I'll never hear the end of it.

You're right.

Let's shop some other day.

Besides, you're my girlfriend now.

We can go shopping anytime we want. Come on.

Tian Tian.

You'd better remain as boy,

don't be a girl.

Being a girl is too tiresome!

Wait up!

Senior, notice anything different about me today?

[Ice Hockey Department]

Yes, you guessed it.

Check this out, my boyfriend paid for it.

Senior,

why didn't you ask me who my boyfriend is?

Who?

Take a guess.

Cheng Min Jun?

No way he's my boyfriend.

He's a freeloading toy boy,

a miser who uses free samples as gifts.

I disdain him.

Alright, let me show you my boyfriend's photo.

He's a fitness coach.

He's super handsome.

Look, isn't he handsome?

Isn't he?

Coach Ma, you wanted to see me?

I couldn't reach Sang Tian.

Inform everyone...

no mucking about during the mini-break starting tomorrow.

We have a match against Qian Bei next week.

Better rest during the holidays...

-and stay in shape. -Noted.

Senior,

those kids just had a competition.

They should go out and have fun during the holiday.

Every team in the school is living it up...

except your ice hockey team.

I feel sorry for them.

Right, Hao Ran?

Fine.

Go out and frolic if you must.

But Wen Bing stays in the dormitory.

His arm is injured.

Who'd bear the responsibility...

if something happens to him?

Rest assured, Coach Ma.

We're not going anywhere,

at least not that I know of.

We'll stay in school.

Good.

Your students are so obedient.

Well, they are my students.

What?

You've even booked a homestay?

Are you surprised? Are you happy?

But Coach Ma specifically said...

no outings during the holiday.

Especially Wen Bing.

Just leave him here then.

He's no fun anyway.

Am I right?

That's kind of true.

But if we are all going out,

I feel bad leaving him here by himself.

But we can't just stay here and do nothing because of him.

He's right. We only get one break per semester.

We can't spend our holidays holed up here.

Besides, I've already booked the homestay.

Look.

Private room.

Double bed.

It even has a hot tub.

What extravagance.

What a fancy room. Isn't it a pity if we stay here?

Yes, that's right. We must go.

Let me see...

We must go.

So many rooms.

There's even a hot tub, a yard...

Under the circumstances,

we could lie and tell him we're going...

Training.

-That's right. -Finally, a room all to myself.

No more sleeping with that douche, Wen Bing.

Just send someone to tell Wen Bing.

There's a fruit orchard. I could go hiking.

It has everything I need, and all the food!

All in favor of sending the deputy monitor, raise your hand.

Raise your hand.

Sang Tian.

Sang Tian.

It's you, then.

What are we voting for?

I'll vote, too.

Look at the time now. You might as well stay out.

What's wrong? Did your girlfriend dump you?

Cat got your tongue?

I'm so jealous of you.

Why is that?

Our mini-break starts tomorrow.

You can stay in the dorm and rest for three days.

While I have to go for training.

It's so unfair.

Training?

Why am I not informed?

Coach decided to leave you out since you're injured.

Where's the training?

At a tiny valley.

A backwater village in the middle of nowhere.

Wait.

Are you all going to sleep in one room?

No, we're not.

I saw the photo.

The lodging isn't too bad.

I'll even have a single room.

So you're going to leave me, an injured person,

alone in the dorm?

Don't you think you should do something?

Of course not.

The training may be tough,

but I'd never forget my friend.

I'll call you every other hour...

to check on you.

Don't worry.

We'll be ready to depart at 9 pm.

-Thanks for the trouble. -Okay.

Well? Is everyone here?

There's still Huang Hao Ran.

-Huang Hao Ran? -He's not here.

There he is.

Hey guys.

Aren't you excited?

You want to stay here with Wen Bing?

Yeah. What's up with you?

Sorry for being late.

I brought sushi.

Let's eat together.

Sushi?

A pig's head.

A sticky note.

And even a lunch box.

Huang Hao Ran, have you got yourself a girlfriend?

Imagine keeping such a big news from us.

-You call yourself our friend? -Yeah.

-Tell us now. -Yeah.

Only someone who's in love...

would do such cheesy things.

Take it back.

Alright. Everyone's here.

Let's get in the car.

-Let's go. -Let's go.

Come on, hop in.

Xiao Xiao,

is drawing pig's head...

a sign of being in love?

Sang Tian, are you a relationship virgin?

Everyone knows that.

She didn't even say goodbye.

She's got a nerve.

[Wet rubbish]

Wet rubbish.

What silliness.

Since you made me breakfast,

I'll forgive you.

Here it is.

[Misty Suite]

This place gorgeous. Li He, look.

So beautiful.

Good choice, Wei Lian.

-There's even an outdoor pool. -Awesome.

The internet raves about it.

The view here is magnificent.

-Look at the view. -Yeah.

Wait, we haven't even taken a photo.

Come, Sang Tian. Let's take a picture.

-Come on. -Three, two, one.

Let's see it.

-Let's see it. -I...

a group without Wen Bing. I'll post it there.

How is it?

Don't forget to block him for the next two days. Got it?

-Got it. -I've sent it to the group.

Block Wen Bing.

I look so ugly in the picture.

The picture is great.

I've done my best, okay?

I think it's pretty good.

We look natural.

I love that background.

Look at this.

Okay.

Sang Tian, let's check out the room.

Come on.

-Sure. -Let's go.

Okay.

You're drawing still life?

What's this?

A lovingly made lunch box, and a pig's head?

Is it for me?

Why are you so nervous?

Was it made specially for you?

Good for her.

She thinks about you even in her vacation.

What did you say?

This...

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

They look happy.

How dare she lie to me?

What?

Let me see...

What do you think?

Isn't it awesome?

But this is a triple room.

You said there'd be single rooms.

Sorry, Sang Tian.

The owner just told me. The single rooms are fully booked.

But we can't just share a bed.

How would it even work?

You see, Sang Tian.

There's only four rooms between 11 of us.

How should we split them?

Alright, then. You decide.

Sang Tian, how about we share a room?

I'll check on them.

Hello, Xiao Rou.

[Tian Tian, I'm busy.]

-Wait... -[Talk to you later.]

Hello, Sang Zhen.

I don't care how busy you are,

just bring me my pad within the hour.

I'll send the address. Bye.

[Sang Tian]

Of all the times it could come...

I can't share a bed with him.

Where are the taxis?

Carpooling, cab hailing, car-on-demand, I'll try everything.

Sir...

-It's you. -It's you.

What are you doing here? This is my ride.

I booked it first.

Please get out. I have an emergency.

Why should I?

I'm not letting you in.

-Get out. -No.

Get out now.

No.

Get out.

Knock it off.

This is a carpool.

If you're not happy, just get out.

Don't break my door.

I've bought the tickets.

Here, take one.

What a lovely place.

The pick-your-own gardens are free of charge.

Once you're in there, don't be shy.

Eat till you drop.

-All we can eat... -Have your fill!

All of these fruits?

-Yes. -I'm good at this.

Eat as much as you can.

Shen Wei Lian, any fruit we want?

There's apple, persimmon, plum, pear... Anything.

You'll be stuffed.

My treat today.

-Awesome. -Aren't you guys here to train?

Who'd train in such beautiful place...

We... we're just...

One two one.

One two one, one two one.

One two one. Halt!

Count off.

One.

-Two. -Three.

-Four. -Five.

-Six. -Seven.

-Eight. -Nine.

-Ten. -Eleven.

We're just about to train.

Your training venue...

sure is scenic.

Yes. Didn't I tell you...

this is a backwater village.

-There are trees. -Fresh air.

There's river.

There's a pick-your-own garden.

I think it belongs to another village.

Shouldn't you be staying in the dorm?

Why are you here?

Cheng Min Jun was afraid that I might be bored.

So he brought me here to the countryside to see...

the greenery,

[Oh no, I forgot to block him.]

the fresh air,

the pristine water...

and to pick some fruits.

You idiot.

If it wasn't for my injury,

I would've joined your training.

What are you waiting for?

Carry on.

I'll be watching every moment of it.

Hang in there, guys.

Shen Wei Lian!

Faster, faster.

Here.

Faster, faster.

What should we do now?

Are we really turning our outing into training?

I'm sorry.

It's all my fault.

I forgot to block his uncle.

What good is your apology?

Get us out this mess.

I'm so tired.

Look alive.

Why are you slowing down?

Faster, more efficient.

Brute! Weirdo!

Brute?

Where?

Did you call me a brute?

The driver is watching.

Apologize.

Why should I?

-I'm not apologizing. -You...

I'm not in a hurry anyway.

If you don't apologize,

I won't let you leave.

I'm taking a new order.

Are you guys getting off? Otherwise I'm charging.

-Sure. -Sure.

You owe me an apology.

Why should I apologize?

You're one crazy woman.

You... Come back.

Don't you walk off without an apology.

Why should I apologize?

Are you out of your mind?

Apologize now.

Why do you have that?

Why not?

Can't I use this?

You're such a pervert!

-You're insane. -Pervert?

Guilty as charged.

That girl dropped her purse.

Pass it to her.

Let's keep going.

This isn't right.

We...

Why should we listen to him?

He's not Coach Ma.

Because we lied to him.

We're just afraid to upset him.

But now, we might as well come clean.

I don't know about you guys, but I can't go on.

-You're quitting? -Yep.

You heard me right.

Who should tell him, then?

As usual, let's decide by voting.

Wait a second.

You guys had better not nominate me again.

Of course not.

Those who think she shouldn't go, raise your hand.

-Go... -Why is it me again?

-Go. -Go.

Just go.

Sang Tian,

just go.

Go.

What are you waiting for?

[You guys are obviously...]

[sending me to my doom.]

[For a matter like this,]

[the more I explain, the angrier he'll get.]

[Sister, I'm at the homestay's main entrance.]

[Where are you?]

Traitor! He ran away.

-Wei Lian, you go. -Wait.

Why me?

Isn't Wen Bing your best friend?

We don't have any husky dog figurine, right?

-Right. -Go!

-Come on. -Just go.

Your mission.

Did anyone find out?

I was delayed by a crazy woman.

Crazy woman?

It doesn't matter. Is that all?

I'll leave you, then.

Okay, okay.

That's my boy.

Now scram.

Shouldn't you be training instead of coming here?

Listen to yourself.

I was worried you might be bored.

I'm here to tell you a story.

Sure, go ahead.

Long time ago,

a friend of mine...

had a teammate who accidentally broke his arm.

His injury was different from yours.

He had a fracture, not a dislocation. It was terrible.

Later on,

the doctor told us...

not to bring him along when we go out to have fun.

Otherwise, his condition might worsen.

What happened next?

Don't you guys think Wen Bing looks unusual?

A little bit. What do you think, Li He?

I think he's plotting something.

If...

I'm just saying if...

you were that teammate,

how would you deal with my friend?

I would blacklist him.

Blacklist?

I think he went too far, too.

He deserves to be blacklisted.

Right?

Look at his eyes.

Aren't they menacing?

Is there anything else?

No.

Enjoy your food, I'll get back to training.

He's coming back.

-How did it go? -How did it go?

Just keep training.

Let's go.

They sent me to confront Wen Bing just now.

Did I blow our cover when I walked away like that?

Why is he still there?

Because you ran away just now.

I didn't run away.

I had a stomach ache.

Sang Tian, are you okay?

Are you still in pain?

I am.

Sang Tian, please.

Go talk to Wen Bing.

We can't train any more.

-Come on. -I...

Please, Sang Tian.

-Wen Bing only listens to you. -Yes.

-Just talk him out of this. -I don't know what to tell him.

Just...

He's here.

I hear there's a pick-your-own garden nearby.

Care to join me?

Of course...

Of course...

But wouldn't it affect your training?

No.

-No... -No...

Good.

Deputy Monitor, you make the call.

We should balance training with resting.

Why don't we follow our squad leader's suggestion...

and visit the garden with him?

Squad Leader, we've decided to go.

What about me?

You?

Pick up our things.

I...

Let's go!

I...

I feel so useful now.

This is the largest...

-pick-your-own garden I could find. -Look.

There's banana, grape,

pomegranate, persimmon, plum, pear.

I could eat until I'm full.

I love potatoes.

Do you know that a pig weighing 48 kg...

needs to consume 4 kg of potatoes...

and 0.9 kg of pig feed daily...

in order to fatten up?

Why should I know what pig eats daily?

48 kg...

48 kg?

-You're saying... -Do you weigh 48 kg, perchance?

You...

It takes one to know one, I guess.

Should I give you this little flower as a reward?

A pig with flower.

You're a pig.

What are you two doing chatting over there?

-Yes. -Let's play a little game.

Let's divide into teams of two by spinning the bottle.

Whichever team picks the most fruit wins.

-Sure, I'll spin it. -Sure.

Did you have to snatch the bottle?

[An empty beer bottle...]

[weighs about 540 g.]

[Just a half turn, and it'll point right at Sang Tian.]

[Then we'll become best partners.]

[Spin it.]

Wei Lian, I can't believe we're a team.

I almost made it.

Go, go... Okay, my turn.

You have a partner.

Then I'll team up with Li He.

You're both alone.

You two could team up.

No way.

This game has to be fair.

They haven't spun it yet.

You're such a drag.

Sang Tian, you go.

Here goes nothing.

Hey, that's cheating!

Spin again, come on.

Wei Lian,

do you remember that teammate...

who broken his arm by accident?

Well, there's no strength left in his arm.

You guys carry on.

We'll be on our way.

-Cheater. -Wei Lian, what was that about?

-What broken arm? -Let's go...

Wait, you haven't answered me.

Wait a minute...

He injured his right arm.

[Homestay, Pick-Your-Own Garden]

What's a bunch of singles doing at a garden?

Can't they just stay in their dorm and play video games?

Where am I supposed to find that crazy woman?

[Homestay, Pick-Your-Own Garden]

[Pick-Your-Own Garden, Homestay]

Let's blow this joint.

[Pick-Your-Own Garden, Homestay]

Pick-your-own garden?

I finally found it.

[Pick-Your-Own Garden, Homestay]

Why are you eating on your own?

Try it. It's sweet.

Right? Right?

Sang Tian.

Why did you sneak my photo?

What's the matter?

Are you so upset to team up with me?

What do you think? Others have four arms.

We have only three. We'll definitely lose.

Who'd want to team up with you?

Have you forgotten who caused my arm injury?

It's getting chilly.

[Grape Garden]

Is it going to snow?

Do you know where show comes from?

Snowing is...

Once upon a time, there was a person.

He lied to his closest friend.

A friend who had just recently helped him.

Do you know what he is?

Ungrateful.

His actions angered God so much...

that he sent the God of Snow to punish him.

Then, there is snow.

What a load of rubbish.

Isn't it the truth, though?

Fine, fine. I admit it was my fault.

I shouldn't have lied to you that we're going training.

But if I hadn't said that,

you'd feel angry about being left behind.

I am angry indeed.

But it isn't because you didn't let me join.

-So what's the reason? -You lied to me.

And you're stupid enough to let me find out.

Then I promise, you won't find out the next time.

There's a next time?

I...