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They say you always reap what you sow 300 years ago your village ancestor

killed all the soldiers on board a ship and took all of the Emperor's treasures

You, those live on the loot

will suffer in calamity

ln addition to the crew's ghosts

you face too the wrath of Shih Huang Ti whose corpse was on the ship

The times have wakened him up a bit

Luckily, he has been weighed down by a magic sword

But today the curse on you made 3 centuries ago

may be fulfilled now

What do you say, Priest?

A good pomelo doesn't sink, nor does rice

Village Elder, with angry souls around things might happen

An opera show on the anniversary may keep evil spirits at bay

Well, let's proceed accordingly

Hsiang, why aren't yo in bed? Go to sleep lt's very late now

Be nice and sleep

l'll take you to Hong Kong shopping tomorrow

Close your eyes, or l won't take you out then

Put down the pig cage

After Tsung died, we've been taking care of you & your son

l'm now punishing you not because you teased men

but because you leaked our village secret to outsiders

What have you to say now?

Granduncle, take care of my son for the sake of Tsung, please

Uncle Piao, he's that tramp's adulterer

Get some money from the Rural Committee tomorrow

and have someone in HK finish him off

We the 3 families of Yang, Li, Chien all count on you

Good

Chia-shu Yes, Uncle Piao?

Do a clean-cut job with the corpse of Tsung's wife

to avoid the suspicion of that nosey policeman Shih

Don't worry

ls he digging out the weed at the back slope now?

No, his assistant Chen Lung-shih's doing it

What is he up to?

Good

Won't you go with me to HK after work, Hua?

Sorry, l've to cook soup for Shih

Him, again? What has he got to attract you?

lt's him

Shih?

Did your village grow drugs for trafficking?

What? Our village is too rich to do that

Seems it's rich without anyone working. Why? Either you deal in drugs, or prostitution

Any proof?

You talk tough, but Shih may interrogate you in a minute

Don't threaten me. There is law in Hong Kong

Cut my hair and l'll sue you in the Rural Committee

and level down your police station

Sir

You enjoy pulling down my police station?

Right, don't ever release me if you've the guts

Once out, l'll sue you for illegal detention

Well, l won't ever let you out

Creep!

Where are the drugs grown?

Are you out of your mind?

l'll beat you out of your wits

Are you going to confess? No idea

No? No?

Confess it l don't know

Creep!

What a cruel dream

Even running out of matches. Finance us

There are only three persons in this police station

Hua Yes?

What kind of chicken broth for today?

l've arranged a mahjong game for myself l'm rushing for the next ferry to HK

Leaving behind two cigarette stubs for me?

You're definitely the worst policeman

Sir, we've got some info l've found...

l'm off

Sir, you're right, they do grow drugs here Look, isn't it marijuana?

Let me smell it

Many such plants at the back slope

l've never seen such a genus Go in and taste it

Sir, l got diarrhoea after trying it seven times

That ancient Chinese doctor tried even more Go in

Sir, it's not fair

You may get bad luck

So seious?

Why not? Bought with money from drug-trafficking

Have you got any tip-off?

Yes, a ship named Harvest Theatrical Troupe is mooring

Many big and small cases are offloading

You know what l mean, sir?

Don't you? They must be theatrical costumes Even a moron knows it

Wrong, the troupe could be a cover-up only Drug-trafficking in the name of the troupe

All those cases are drugs, idiot!

Next time come to the point when speaking to me

You've brought me shame Sorry, sir

Tell Chen Lung-shin to come here Where's he?

He's testing something new inside

This is Snake Gall herb, it's poison

lt's exciting

Salute. Fate puts us together

Keep off

Why are you sweeping it toward me?

To remind you even when female leads are getting scarcer

You simply wont' get her star role

Wait till she retires at 80, maybe

Don't put me down. You can never tell

Well, pray to God that disaster befalls her and you take her place, idiot

Miss Master

Miss, going to the temple?

You bastard!

Why? Still mad at your wife Mei?

l found a love letter in her pocket

l'll kill her if l have proof

Proof or no proof, just kill her

l feel sorry for you

Spring breeze bring life to old trees

How can l, youthful and virile, resist the temptation?

Mr Lin, what's this word?

Cheng Cheng? Cheng Cheng Daily

Mr Lin, you look excited

l might as well tell you Excited' is hardly the word

You should say in a romantic mood. Understand?

Yes, the looks tell it

Right. What do you prefer? Girls or sports shoes?

Girls

Dirty boy. Why?

l outgrow shoes, but not girls

Ma, you're chatting again and not studying

Lin, l paid you to teach my son not to chat with him

Yesterday l asked him how to pronounce Daddy He said Gorilla. How did you teach him?

He hs a poor memory & can't digest the knowledge

lf he does, he needs no tutor

How's he getting on in English taught by you?

When we go overseas we need him to guide us

Ma, show me what he's taught you

Oh, your father is a fat pig!

What does that mean?

A compliment, it means Thank you

Good. Teach him more Ma, here's something nice

Of course! You bastard!

What does that mean? lt means Certainly

Your father is a fat pig!

No, should be Your father is a fat pig!

You have a good memory Of course! You bastard!

Ma, l'll teach you something new today What?

My father is a bastard!

Go now

Go out

Don't bring shame, go now

Permit me to leave

Sex friend Who's it?

Male lead Ping

Try to keep him from bothering me That's easy

Sister

So you're pregnant Who's pregnant?

Abort it

Sister, l... What? You think Master was responsible?

Master ls it the Master?

Right, that old sex fiend did it Since he was jilted

he raped Chiu every day

How do you know so much about him?

l'm the on who jilted him

You must thank me for your star role

Had l not turned him down l wouldn't have become a mere extra

Master

l didn't mean it. Please don't take offence

Was l everjilted by you? No, l was jilted by you

Did you turn me down? Never. l'd have jumped at your word

Stop dreaming. l won't be so tasteless

Don't disparage me. l may not be a beauty but l'm a sweet eighteen

Still eighteen? Plus two years

Pshaw. l shaved 10 years from your papers Don't let it out

So what? No man would care to help you if you fell

Master, didn't you help me? Yes, l did

Where do you come from? The Police Station

Are you a yamen functionary? No, l'm a policeman

Police Police

What's wrong?

Good! Police

A policeman wrapped up liked that?

l've come... l've fallen in love

Great, great

Miss, are you all right?

Love is sweetness after bitterness

Are you all right? Get up

l'm Shin Chun the sergeant in this village

That one gazing at her chest is my assistant, Sergeant Li Ching-wen

my nickname is Big Bertha

That one wrapped up is my No.2 ssistant Chen Lung-shih

We three take charge of security here Just tell us if you have any trouble

Are you an alien? Do l look like an alien?

Why are your eyes and face greenish?

l didn't mean to

But if you make trouble or break the law We three will never let you go

Nothing can be hidden from us

We've had a tip-off why you came here to perform

Tip-off? You don't believe it?

Don't!

Don't burst it!

Stay where you are

ls your chest all right?

l hurt my finger

The bruise is OK, but that kick is uncalled for

Let me have a look at it

My chest doesn't hurt, my finger does

Fingers could hurt badly, let me have a close look

Keep away, sex maniac

You understand me well on this our 1st meeting

Master, she's seducing men

Tramp, tramp

You fight in my presence in broad daylight What'a up?

Don't tell him for the sake of our troupe

Something wrong with this troupe, as l expected

Master, don't worry Bad reputation hurts business

Confess, or come with me to the station Aren't you going to confess?

Don't worry l'll call my lawyer to come right away

You'll be bailed out not later than tomorrow

Fuck you! You bastard! You threaten me?

That's a compliment, l've just learnt it

A compliment? 3301, bring this woman back

You're so nice to me. Let's go home No, let's return to the police station

Chen Lung-shih, take him along

What about my opera tonight?

Do you want me to contact Chu Feng Ming? Go

The leading actresses?

Beg me, and l'll help you

You be the star tonight

Master, l was only joking

l was only joking. Let me play it

Beg me and l'll let you play the role What do you want to hear?

Michael Jackson

You did well with your spear today Thank you

You've your wish fulfilled But my wish is not

What do you want now?

Action, not words How?

l met a foreign inspector today lt's not bad to emigrate to Bangla Desh

ls Bangla Desh in the U.S.A? Yes

Have you fixed everything?

Did your girlfriend chest you? There isn't any building, let alone pagodas

Hsiu got the treasure map finally She couldn't have cheated us

Plum blossoms in the south of the village Water keeps dripping from the rocks

Mists and clouds rise up the high mountains Flowing water from the south of the village

A song?

You sing only in Karaoke

Listen, the first couplet guides you to the pagoda

The last one shows you how the open sesame. Understand?

Why didn't they simply draw up a map?

The idea is to keep it secret But you wouldn't know it's a treasure map

Open up

A stomach-ache? What about you?

Must have to do with the food tonight

Wait, l can't hold on

A stomach-ache too? Yes

How could you two do it together?

My ass is small Master, it's OK with me, not with you

You can go in now

Don't close it. Let's do it together

What's wrong? All over my feet l couldn't help it

A small ass is an asset

Make advances if you like her

l can't. She thought l was a foreigner

Hood your head and she won't know

Chen Lung-shih, go with me to the theater Yes, sir

Here it is We're lucky

Go down

This emblem is the entrance ls it?

Bring the hoe

We're lucky

Let's go together to find the priest

lt really looks like Rebecca

So he know l'm the White Snake?

Seven persons together?

No more space. Go to the manure bridge to do it

Manure Bridge

You know where Manure Bridge is? Over there

Move away the obstructing root of the big tree

Make room for me; l can't hold on

What? All over my head

Ghost!

Sorry

How strange, sir

We watched them all night and they were all defecating

Defecating or wiping it off One finished and another followed

What do you think, sir?

Something wrong with the droppings Right, l'll go and get the stool for a test

Well done Yes

The priest is here

Bad, l must go to the toilet

What are you doing?

What kind of song shall l sing?

No idea. Just be flexible Take it that she's brooding

Oh, no, the intermittent pains

Could be a set-up

Maybe it's coming soon

A child for White Snake? She's mixing up the roles

Ching, l'm going to give birth

Hold it, Miss Miss, wait for me

l can't, it's coming

Can't you hold off for a few more minutes

lt's be a mess if l waited any longer Come here. l want to talk to you

l need it

Really? lt's welling out

Really? Any second

Fix things up at once

Just, keep calm. l'll come out after l finish

No, after the delivery

Make way, l need it urgently

At this very moment?

l need the toilet too. Take my place

Ghost!

What now? l don't know

What a relief

l feel dizzy. Come bck quickly, sister

Where are they? Doing the same thing as you did

Go out and surrender to the pagoda, or die

Uncle Sheng, as l said, you can never tell Bitch!

Ching

Ching, l'm back

Good, or l can't hold on anymore

You bloody monk, l'll fight you now...

What are you up to again, Miss?

l guess it's twins Are you sure?

l'm going to deliver again Wait

Me...l must deliver too

Why so many childbirths? Possesed? What's wrong?

What are you doing? l have to give birth again

Could you be pregnant?

Frankly, l've been intimate with Master and l got pregnant as a result

Priest, where are you going?

To give birth too

A monk giving birth? What's wrong?

Nonsense. Where were we?

The priest giving birth

The priest giving birth, what a mess Put on a hasty finale

Come and give a hand quickly

Move away the foot of the bear quickly

ls the wiring up there fixed? Okay

Be careful

Already the end, why doing it so seriously?

This is the treasure map of the pagoda lnside is the key of entry

The richest family. Private property

Master, oh, no, someone's got killed

Not my fault; l didn't kill him

And he was not our man

Were you speaking? Yes

l know everybody in this village plus the owner of those dogs

l've never seen such a man Are you trying to clean yourself?

l really don't know him Nosenses, l never saw him before

Well, you won't confess and l've no proof now

But you mustn't leave here but must answer calls

l've got the evidence at last, sir What evidence?

They were defecating randomly on the slope

Bring the droppings as evidence

Goodbye, Johnny

l'm not Johnny, l'm Richard

Bye-bye, Richard Richard?

With this treasure map, we're going to be rich

We can't read, it's useless to us Just consult Lin

No way

We can't let him know our secret Right

What are you doing?

What's this character? Mei

And this? Tao

And this? Ti

And this? Show me. What a nuisance

Come on, l'm going to sleep Okay

Shui, Hua, Fu, Chu Sounds like an incantation

Plum blossoms in the south of the village Water keeps dripping from the rocks

Mists and clouds rise up the high mountains Flowing water from the south of the village

Hunchback seeks a pearl. He is helped by 8 demigods

2 Yi begets 4 quadrants. Chien turns and Kun moves

Private property. The richest family

Let's make it clear first it's a 30/70 split

You 30% and we 70% Okay

Well, let me sit down first

lt's too dark now. Let's come again in the day

No, everybody will see it in broad daylight

l've found it Where?

This passage means the plum is in the south of the village

Everybody knows that

This means the plum is stone plum

Look at the stone bench l'm on lt's a fa

Doesn't it look like a plum?

lt really does

Chiu, you really are smart What does the next passage mean?

Damn you

l paid for your brains. Don't just ask questions

l'll force you to take shit Damn your lung

Damn your kidney Now it's changed to a 20/80 split

Now you've an additional cut. Try to think

This is easy

Water drips from the rocks means a place with water

l now hear sounds of drippings

You, toilet Peeping Tom!

lt sounds like pouring water Now l'm getting wet because of you

lt's unlucky

Know where there are water drippings?

Water drippings? Lie on the stone table and you know where the water comes from

l know now Where?

Now it's changed to a 10/90 split Chiu, over there

Penalty for passing water?

Water keeps dripping from the rocks That's the place. Go up along the falls

Mists and clouds rise up the high mountains

Flowing water from the south of the village

Come on

Private property The richest family

This time we're going to be rich

This octagram has keyholes

Another cave here. What could it be?

Dropped the earrings! lt's so deep down there

How could it echo so many times?

What's so funny? lt's a pagoda

Remember that man's last words about a pagoda?

This hole is too small for people to get in

Right, l couldn't find the entrance anywhere. What now?

l know Well, come to the point

Remember those unsolved word puzzles?

Solve them now

Hunchback seeks a pearl. He is helped by 8 demigods

2 Yi begets 4 quadrants. Chien turns and Kun moves

The last 2 passages are linked with the octagram

The first 2 wants us to get a hunchback to seek a pearl

Then get the help of 8 demigods obviously there are no such persons

Let's try tomorrow morning. Let's come again tomorrow night

lt makes sense. Let's go Let's go

l've got entangled Wait for me

Why's there still no hunchbag now?

Don't mispronounce, should be hunchback

You're illiterate He's insulting you

Take care

lt's for you Thank you

Does this year holds no prospect of marriage?

Yes, but not love You'll have a romantic encounter soon

lt's better than none Thank you. Take care

A hunchback Sir

lt's fulfilled What?

l've found you at last Let's be straight. Make an offer

Two of you? No, three

He's useless to me. Just the two of you

lt makes no difference. We know the heavenly secret now

The two prostitutes know that l'm lucky in love

lt's Heaven's will and we mustn't go against it

How much?

443 $3,000? $5,000, $5,000

OK, that's a deal. Don't change your mind

Show it to enlighten us. OK?

Over here?

Right, right, don't let the others see it Let me check in the back alley

l'm a customer; l need no check-up

Don't take me for a whore

l take you for a procuress, and her for a whore

Me, a whore, you bloody pimp?

You're a pimp, not me

You son of a bitch! What's wrong?

Forget it

But you do look like a pimp Right

See that fire pearl in the crack?

Yes, and the 8 demigods beside it

Hunchback seeks a pearl. He is helped by 8 demigods

Right

Right? What about a 40/60 split?

No, l found the hunchback first Let's split 20/80

Damn you, bitch, don't try to take advantage You're trying to take advantage

Quiet! Let's look for the pearl tonight.

Such a long time? Hurry up

Follow them

What now? We must play for it in a literal sense

Yes, pray for it Pray?

To seek divine help? lt doesn't work Let me

Goddess Kuan Yin, Buddha, Jade Emperor Please lend us the pearl

You're not devout enough. Let me

A sweet smile doesn't mean you're devout

A surprise attack

Damn you. Let's go

The octagram is full of changes

Remember, 2 Yi begets 4 quadrants which begets the octagram

This is the emblem of 2 Yi. Stab it Come on

Watch out! Okay!

Yes

Turn it

lt doesn't work Turn the other side

So those drugs are hidden over here

Harder

lt works

What sound is that?

l know What?

The platform is going to collapse

Go now Hold it

Don't you feel the presence of others besides the three of us?

Yes, l heard some strange sounds too

There's a cave

The sounds seem to have come from that wall. Go over

Time's up. Follow me. Go up

There seems to be two hidden layers

Maybe gems are hidden over there

Superb if it was true Have a look and you'll see

To jump from such a height? Let me help you, sir

Don't move, l'm police

Sir Master

You're shivering. Did you do something bad?

You...

No, turn around

lt's my assistant Chen Lung-shih only

What has become of him? He's in such shape

l'm here, sir You're here?

Support it for me l support you

l'll take your life

Shoot him

Don't fight between yourselves

Luckily l'm all right

Luckily l'll all right, thanks to my brothers

Don't put sex before friendship

Tricks?

Let's go down and hide

You've been following me the whole day long

Don't be so passionate

A green-faced ghost What ghost?

A green-headed boy?

Why did you pass yourself off as a foreigner?

l didn't

Don't speak to me. l hate people who cheat

Master, why have you come to this pagoda to look for me?

A pagoda?

She had a slip of the tongue

Time for me to hit back You slut, you tramp

l see. He needs the moonlight to survive. Without it the withers

lf it keep on, l'd wither too

He can't move

Disrobe and use it to shade the moonlight

Come on quick

Hurry up

He's got away

Run now He's keeping up

Run

Excuse me

What a big hoax

Luckily l'm all right

Damn you; you scare me; damn you!

Sister, help me

Moustache, help me! Never

Your clothes? Over there

How strange

He stopped moving once l squeezed his ass Could he be an ass ghost?

Try

l'll help you, sir

Don't, you wear nothing inside What then?

Behind Ahead

Did you undress to help me, Chiu?

No, Sister did, not me

Master

Master, you've seen my whole body l'm yours forever

Not me alone, Chen Lung-shih saw it too

That's so ugly. l won't take it seriously

l only have eyes for Chiu

Don't shirk the responsibility, master

l must l've had no carnal knowledge of you

lt's no problem

Lin, help me

Keep away!

Help me!

Why didn't you stop that? l don't want to get myself involved

You're in my arms again, master?

Come on

Good!

lt was only my clothes that touched you

Let me undress again then

You enjoy so much doing that?

l'm open-minded

What does it say?

Come here

What does it say? l don't understand a word of it

A fierce ghost is out to get the Chiens, Lis and Yangs

Let's notify the three families at once

Listen, let's scatter to inform their elders You go to the Lis

You, the Chiens Me, the Yangs

Good, l'll keep you company

l'll keep you company

What about me? Who'll accompany me?

Damn you, ass ghost

We're in for trouble

There's trouble with that private property

The corpse of Shih Huang Ti must have broken out

l'm taping this, hoping for help

Bad! Go and notify them now

Darling

Hear the sounds of strange outside? No

No? lt's clearly audible. Could it be burglers?

l'm so rich l don't mind Go to sleep

Darling, hear that?

Darling, the sounds Get up

What?

Sounds again, listen You're crazy

How horrible! The whole Huang family have died

Aren't we looking for the Lis Why are we now at the Huangs?

l planned to call the Liz from the Huangs

You're a chicken, you can't be police

Miss, l'm a policeman, not a superman

Anyone would've been frigthtened by such a tragedy

Wonder how it's going over there You want to go there and see?

My finger!

lt's opened Go in

Don't go in Stay here if you're afraid

l must notify Chen Lung-shih

Where's he?

Oh, no! What now?

Play dead

No, safer to get covered

Who did it?

So you're playing dead again

That's the only way to hide from him

Those things are stupid. Don't even move

Don't ever move

Don't take advantage of me

What? l'm after all a teacher l have brains

Brains without sexual desire?

Yes, but not for you

Why are you acting this way then?

What?

You're reacting

What recation?

The reaction to crushing a female

How does a man react to that?

You're hard

Me hard? Me hard?

Don't deny, such a big thing over me

Big? You must be kidding Few girls ever praise me for that

Enough, now the navel, now the chest?

Already up to the chest?

Bad, what if l can't get it back?

Up to the neck

Up to the neck?

Really gigantic, let me have a look

Much smaller than l imagined

A rat, help me!

How can l, a corpse, help you?

Don't

Help!

l'm a corpse. How can l help you?

How horrible, how painful

Not so loud, or they'll discover us

Just releax Don't take it for rat

Take it for your sweetheart

caressing and Kissing in romantic mood

My sweetheart seldom kisses my ass

She nor my hair

Are you all right now?

Yes. lt'll go away once it's had enough

lt's just like a second birth

You're lucky, you've only one lover Me, l have one pair

No, there are three of them

Well, if one comes after another it could become one big happy family

Right, your mother-in-law and relatives are here to see you

My mother-in-law is not here with me

They've all come to my place

Right, yours is big and airy Take good care of them

There are over a dozen of them

Take it that you're wearing a fur then

You'd better put it on yourself

l'm taking it for a carpet

Well, that thing has left

There's still one inside me One? Where?

Help me, it's down below

Lower, lower

Enough

Making love with her with dresses on

l was catching a rat for her

Don't take me for a nut. Where's the rat?

There's one inside your pants. Have a look

lnside my pants?

Oh, l'm late!

Uncle Yang's two grandchildren Fen and Chang Where's Uncle Yang?

Uncle Yang

A recorder

Master, come out Yes?

l've found a recorder. Have a look

There's trouble at that privat property. The corpse of Shih Huang Ti has broken out

l'm taping this, hoping for help

They're wicked. They not only cut off the telephone line

but sunk the boat by cutting off the rope So we couldn't get out of Hong Kong

Luckily Master came up with the idea of a raft

Balsy, you look dead?

You hav eballs to play as long as you're alive

lt's not that easy You think it's easy to find superballs?

l was away for the toilet and returned

to see that creature had torn off her breasts

Balls, when can l find another one like you?

What happened to you? l was bitten by a snake

A cobra? lt's poisonous Let me suck it for you

Good personality comes first; never mind the nationality

Once we get the magic sword, we can wipe out the corpse of Shih Huang Ti

Okay, the poison's gone

l'm deeply grateful to you, Charcoal Head

Charocal Head?

l must have sucked the snake poison

am l dying?

Don't worry. Last time you took the snake gall herbs

it couldn't neutralized the poison. Keep calm

l may change color again if l take something wrong

That makes life more colorful

You come here for a while Master

stand still and listen

l know how to wipe out the corpse of Shin Huang Ti

l'll stay to cope with him. You may leve if you prefer.

Chun, l'll stay to keep you company

Chen Lung-shih, what about you?

Yes, sir l'm also a Royal HK policeman, l'll stay

What about you, 3301?

l'll get justie for the balls

l'm sorry, l'm dirty, cheap shameless and incapable

Sorry

l'll send for the armed forces upon my return to HK

lf it doesn't work, the 27th Army may be Long live freedom

Long live freedom

Chien said this is the corpse of Shih Huang Ti

He's helped by the sun and moon and is indestructible

A mahogany sword or a spell can't overpower him

Get the magic sword and 3 coins and you can kill him by nullifying his power

Then he'll never reincarnate

Why do we need the coins, sir?

The coins will break his spirit

Only by putting them into his mouth can the sword be effective. Understand?

Yes Wait for me

Why are you coming back? Wait for me

Wonder who made that raft? lt broke when hit by waves

Luckily l swam ashore in time

What are your plans?

Plans? To marry your mammy to be your daddy

and have a son to be your halfbrother Go now, brat.

Would you marry my mammy? Yes

Long live freedom

l thought you returned to get your gun Why have you brought a hoe? To dig potatoes?

Just for emergency needs, understand?

What are you doing?

What have l done? You look so silly

How come? lncredible

Hear any strange sounds?

What? What sounds?

l was breaking wind. Luckily you didn't hear it

ls Chien reliable, sir?

We have no other choice We're finished if we can't get the sword

Go down

How clumsy you are

Must be very deep, sir ls it?

How deep?

We can make proper plans if we know how deep it is

You go down then

Master

What do you say? At least three cushions

Three cushions? You go down then

There are now 4 cushions, Chiu, let's go down

What's this?

Are you all right? Yes

Very high lt would be fatal to fall

Lots of snakes! Really lots of snakes!

Sir

Watch out!

Keep calm. l'm all right

Are you all right, master?

Crazy Not me, him

What's wrong? Just now he...

Stop making fun You crazy!

Again You dropped the coins, bungling fool

Could it be the effect of the snake poison?

Here it is, it's booby-trapped

Chen, see if there's a hidden triangular switch

springing out from the side Yes, sir

Yes, sir! There's a hidden switch

Just as Chien told us Chen, you must push it, not pull it

Yes, sir

Don't ever pull back Yes, sir

What happened? l don't know

The wall's moving towards us

What now?

Jump over, quickly

Help!

Excuse me

l'm coming again

How horrible!

Let's jump together

Chiu, give me your hand quickly

You go, never mind me

A boulder is coming down from above

Behind us are two holes

Chiu

The last chance, go now

Finished

Don't look down if you're afraid

Luckily l was pulling at your belt

lt is not the belt

All right

Fixed

Use my hed and it works At worst l'll sacrifice my legs

Ai Lang-his is coming soon

Why's that rock being pulled out?

lt's coming out again?

Chen Lung-shih

Watch out

Keep an eye on him. Hit him if anything happens

We'll do it, sir, don't worry

Quiet, or l'll sock you

Gas, and it makes sounds Well, beat him

According to Chien l-mao, there's in the water cave a key to the treasure

lt's inside a tunnel

Only they key, opens door to the treasure room

Why didn't you bring the scubba outfit? You're trying to get me fixed!

l've brought them

l have a few goggies. Do you want them?

They're better than none Give me one, master

Master, let's match up in water frolics

To frolic in water with her?

You go down first

Me first? l can see he can't swim

Master, can't you swim?

No

Don't worry, l'll show you how to hold breath

Look

Sister

Such a burly man can't swim, what a shame

l'd kill myself in shame if l were you Nonsense

Oh, sister's still below

l can't leave her behind

There seems to be a tunnel over there Let's go and have a look

Should be there

The keyhole is here

Why doesn't it move? There's no reaction

This time we're going to be rich

We're rich

The coins?

The magic sword

You're breaking wind again?

No, not me this time

You then? Yes

He speaks. He must be beaten

What's wrong?

l told you not to be greedy

Now you hit the trap and it's collapsing. Run now

Are we forsaking the gold then?

You can't live to own it. Run

Come on up

Oh, even the gold ingot has dropped Forget it

Hurry up

Go over

Come over Watch up

Come over

Master, l'll follow you

Run, run quickly

Nothing can baffle me...

Where's that thing now?

Could he have got the news of our having got the sword?

Good, the love-hate relationship's over now

Let's get back to HK and some women

That's too bad for the balls

But you can preserve your life So long as you have hands, you can get them

You want to know if he's there? Easy How?

He's already left. No point in finding him

Keep away? How's it?

Just now we sneaked into the village and he couldn't possibly know we're here

But if we shout, he'll appear for sure

Right

Don't!

How horrible

Ass ghost?

Chop him Another one has fled. Follow him

l am stronger than him

This will get your life

He can't fly now

l'm invincible in the whole world

That monster's got berserk after taking that coin

What then? We still have to put two more in How can we get close to it?

The sword is with him

Listen, scholars meddling in politics and gatherings

Shall all be buried alive

Try to repeat history by stabbing the emperor

Let's get close to him to get back the sword

You really are smart, sir

How come there's a sheet of red clouds from afar

Must be the burned down Wupang Palace

Long, long live Your Majesty

Greetings to Your Majesty

Hsu Fu saluting Your Majesty

Hsu Fu? What's Hsu Foo to you? Godbrother

lsn't he younger than and under you?

Yes

Bush, King of the Tartars, saluting Your Majesty

This is the elixir l brought from the East

lt suits me perfectly

Prince Tan orders me to offer his kingdom to you

l've already taken it. What more territory have you got?

Prine Tan forgot these

Kowloon, Hong Kong, Sai Yeung Choy Street, Argyle Street

What's this? The Financial Center

l don't understand what you mean but l'll take anything good

Yes, Your Majesty

l stare, holding a lute alone

l, Hung Hsien-nu... no, Wang Chao-chun, saluting Your Majesty

Didn't you marry into the tartars?

Sire, just make believe l'm remarried

l, Chao Fei-yen, saluting Your Majesty

And you?

l, Yang Yu-huan

A royal concubine taking a bath?

Precisely, what a shame

Sire, this is the best place in the world Ethiopia?

Yes, the people are well fed and clothed And this suits men best

Li Chih? No, Chile

What good is Chile?

Anything wrong with you?

Well, bite with your teeth, stupid

Don't put anything into your mouth This one is it

So big? You think my teeth are steel?

Come on, bite

Come here

Go now

Let it burn for a long time

l'll give you a chance to sit beside the throne

She's the most beautiful

Yes, Your Majesty, she's the most beautiful

She's the most beautiful

Sire Cheers

Drink Bring wine

Cheers Drink, Your Majesty

Good, but you must kiss me first

Kiss you? Very well, you drink first

Drink, drink now. Come on

Drink it now, sire, then she'll kiss you

Your buttock's emitting smoke

Lend it to me to put out the fire

Sire, what's there to see? Have a kiss first Kiss, kiss

Don't

Hurry up

Kiss him. Many yearned for it in vain

You go and kiss him then

Me?

You've your wish fulfilled

Please continue for the good of all

l give up

Don't give up; it could be fatal

Sire, give up, as they've said so

Don't you like it?

My first kiss, be brave

Come quickly and insert the last coin

Feel my chest? l'll feel you

None of you bastards helped me!

Sire, the sword, chop them dead

Sire, you really are unsurpassed l'm ready to be your slave all my life

We're sworn brothers

Lock him up and bring him back

Right, lock him up

Good, l'll count on you

Don't be afraid. Be brave and let's do it together

Good

Retract head, feet

Well, just go on, but don't make fun of me

He lent me this gun lt's no concern of mine

Sister

Unsheathe it

Sheathe it

Master, how's it?

Come on

Why can't it be untied after such a long time?

So he's afraid of electricity. Untie the red cloth quickly

Give me your hand l don't want it

Seven swordsmen from Heavenly Mountains

No, only five

The vampire has lost his power Stand by wit the steel wiring

We must gain air supremacy to fight him

Electrocute him at the first opportunity. Understand?

Yes, sir Come on

Your turn. Watch out

Electricity cable?

Well, electrocute him

Go down quickly to make a net

Come on, hold it

Master, get back the sword

l'm in a bad way

Don't look. Fight if you have the nerve

Master, you'll be in trouble if you let him go

Let me Don't

What?

The Crippled Kick?

This is King Tree's foot

Today next year is your death anniversary

Stop looking. Take this kick

Run?

Put the coin into his mouth

Open the mouth Are you going to open it?

Duck

Wait for me

Run before the scaffold collapses. Hurry up

How shall l get down? Cling to me

What's the matter?

My savings in the dresser are now all gone

Forget it, life's more important than money

Well, we've been through thick and thin l now treat valuables as nothing

You've never been so eloquent Chiu, what do you say?

Since you all think so l'll give up this diamond of mine too

Are you out of your mind?

Don't be a fool

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