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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,930 --> 00:00:05,932 [MAN WHISTLING "CHATTANOOGA CHOO CHOO"] 2 00:00:15,664 --> 00:00:16,734 [ELEVATOR DINGS] 3 00:00:18,069 --> 00:00:19,654 Hello, ladies. 4 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,671 "Lady," singular. 5 00:00:22,673 --> 00:00:23,589 Where's your mother? 6 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,006 I'm staying at my dad's tonight. 7 00:00:25,009 --> 00:00:26,175 But it's game night. 8 00:00:26,177 --> 00:00:28,375 The detective always comes to game night. 9 00:00:29,055 --> 00:00:32,807 Came... to game night. Maybe that's why she never texted me back. 10 00:00:32,809 --> 00:00:34,517 Parents. They're a mystery. 11 00:00:34,519 --> 00:00:36,310 Oh, well, I'll give you that. 12 00:00:36,312 --> 00:00:37,478 [SIGHS] 13 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,798 She didn't happen to mention anything about being a gift, 14 00:00:39,799 --> 00:00:41,272 did she? From God? 15 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,817 'Cause if that's the stumbling block, 16 00:00:42,819 --> 00:00:45,027 it's really much less of an issue than she thinks. 17 00:00:45,029 --> 00:00:46,320 Grown-up problems. 18 00:00:46,322 --> 00:00:47,655 Not interested. 19 00:00:47,657 --> 00:00:49,598 Also, who cares where my mom is? 20 00:00:49,601 --> 00:00:50,741 Well, me, for one. 21 00:00:50,743 --> 00:00:53,536 It's game night, and Trixie's in the house. 22 00:00:53,538 --> 00:00:56,121 Well, I suppose we could play Monopoly. 23 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:58,958 Nah. Monopoly's no fun with just two people. 24 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,876 Oh, fine. You've twisted my arm. 25 00:01:00,878 --> 00:01:03,921 Since it very well be my last night on Earth, 26 00:01:03,923 --> 00:01:05,174 let's go to the bar. 27 00:01:06,592 --> 00:01:08,742 My parents wouldn't like that. 28 00:01:08,745 --> 00:01:10,886 Wouldn't they? Sounds like grown-up problems to me. 29 00:01:10,888 --> 00:01:12,512 [SIGHS] 30 00:01:12,515 --> 00:01:14,557 You could tell me a story. 31 00:01:14,559 --> 00:01:16,392 Do I look like Mister Rogers? 32 00:01:16,394 --> 00:01:18,227 You don't have to make anything up. 33 00:01:18,229 --> 00:01:20,690 You could just tell me about... 34 00:01:21,899 --> 00:01:22,940 this dagger. 35 00:01:22,942 --> 00:01:24,316 Has it ever killed anyone? 36 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:25,695 Not yet, no. 37 00:01:29,568 --> 00:01:30,739 Do these work? 38 00:01:30,741 --> 00:01:31,740 Uh... 39 00:01:31,742 --> 00:01:33,784 that depends on who you're asking. [CHUCKLES] 40 00:01:33,786 --> 00:01:35,119 Well, what about this? 41 00:01:35,121 --> 00:01:37,413 What, the manicure? It's just a simple buff and shine. 42 00:01:37,415 --> 00:01:39,584 Your ring. Tell me the story of your ring. 43 00:01:40,293 --> 00:01:42,960 Unless you'd rather talk about the handcuffs. 44 00:01:42,962 --> 00:01:45,225 Quite the negotiator, aren't we? 45 00:01:45,228 --> 00:01:46,757 Very well. 46 00:01:47,466 --> 00:01:48,843 For one night only... 47 00:01:49,802 --> 00:01:52,013 it's story time at the penthouse. 48 00:01:53,139 --> 00:01:54,513 [SIGHS] 49 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:55,890 Mm. Uh... 50 00:01:55,892 --> 00:01:58,350 My mom usually starts with "Once upon a time." 51 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,851 Does she? 52 00:01:59,854 --> 00:02:00,938 Right, well... 53 00:02:01,352 --> 00:02:02,523 [GRUNTS] 54 00:02:03,482 --> 00:02:04,901 Once upon a time, 55 00:02:05,610 --> 00:02:08,529 the Devil went to New York City. 56 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,322 The year... 57 00:02:11,325 --> 00:02:13,616 was 1946. 58 00:02:13,618 --> 00:02:15,411 [BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING] 59 00:02:30,593 --> 00:02:32,217 It was a wonderful time. 60 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:35,721 Men wore hats, hemlines were on the rise, 61 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,058 and so was crime. 62 00:02:43,105 --> 00:02:46,482 Rationing was over, the boys were home from the war, 63 00:02:46,484 --> 00:02:50,071 and the air was full of big band music and possibility. 64 00:02:54,617 --> 00:02:56,283 An old friend had reached out, 65 00:02:56,285 --> 00:02:59,121 asking me to meet her for a drink at the Garden Club. 66 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,294 [SWING MUSIC PLAYING] 67 00:03:27,108 --> 00:03:30,526 Now, the Garden Club was the hottest spot on the isle of Manhattan 68 00:03:30,528 --> 00:03:33,779 because it had the best chanteuse on the marquee. 69 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,099 The whole city knew her voice, 70 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:38,617 but I was the only one who knew her real name. 71 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:39,535 Lilith. 72 00:03:39,537 --> 00:03:41,161 [TRIXIE] Wait, who's Lilith? 73 00:03:41,163 --> 00:03:42,496 [LUCIFER] Maze's mother. 74 00:03:42,498 --> 00:03:45,791 Her spitting image, though neither of them would ever admit it. 75 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:48,460 ♪ I'm tired of being pure ♪ 76 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,381 ♪ And not ♪ 77 00:03:50,384 --> 00:03:51,547 ♪ Chased ♪ 78 00:03:51,549 --> 00:03:53,424 [CROWD CHEERS] 79 00:03:53,426 --> 00:03:57,468 ♪ Like something that seeks its level ♪ 80 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:00,264 ♪ I wanna go to the Devil I wanna be evil ♪ 81 00:04:00,266 --> 00:04:01,373 That's me. 82 00:04:02,393 --> 00:04:04,729 ♪ I wanna spit tacks ♪ 83 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,313 ♪ I wanna be evil ♪ 84 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:10,985 ♪ And cheat at jacks ♪ 85 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:14,820 ♪ I wanna be wicked ♪ 86 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:18,073 ♪ I wanna tell lies ♪ 87 00:04:18,075 --> 00:04:20,784 ♪ I wanna be mean ♪ 88 00:04:20,786 --> 00:04:23,787 ♪ And throw mud pies ♪ 89 00:04:23,789 --> 00:04:26,999 ♪ And at the theater ♪ 90 00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:31,170 ♪ I want to change my seat ♪ 91 00:04:31,172 --> 00:04:36,425 ♪ Just so I can step on everybody's feet ♪ 92 00:04:36,427 --> 00:04:39,219 ♪ I wanna be evil ♪ 93 00:04:39,221 --> 00:04:42,598 ♪ I wanna hurt flies ♪ 94 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,365 ♪ I wanna sing songs ♪ 95 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:49,229 ♪ Like the guy who cries ♪ 96 00:04:49,231 --> 00:04:51,648 ♪ I wanna be horrid ♪ 97 00:04:51,650 --> 00:04:54,568 ♪ I wanna drink booze ♪ 98 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:56,781 ♪ And whatever I've got ♪ 99 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:02,159 ♪ I'm eager to lose ♪ 100 00:05:02,161 --> 00:05:08,042 ♪ I wanna be evil ♪ 101 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:13,503 ♪ Little evil me ♪ 102 00:05:13,506 --> 00:05:18,008 ♪ Just as mean and evil ♪ 103 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:21,595 ♪ As I ♪ 104 00:05:21,597 --> 00:05:24,473 ♪ Can ♪ 105 00:05:24,475 --> 00:05:29,313 ♪ Be ♪ 106 00:05:33,526 --> 00:05:34,985 Meow. 107 00:05:47,826 --> 00:05:49,943 What the hell do you think you're doing, laddie? 108 00:05:51,001 --> 00:05:53,252 I'm just going to speak with my friend. 109 00:05:53,254 --> 00:05:55,420 Shouldn't be eyeballing Lily Rose like that. 110 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:56,588 She's Stompanato's girl. 111 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,545 [LILITH] Put it in neutral, boys. 112 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:03,302 Trust me. 113 00:06:03,305 --> 00:06:05,514 That's a fight you don't want to pick. 114 00:06:05,516 --> 00:06:06,740 Mm-hmm. 115 00:06:07,226 --> 00:06:09,979 Why don't you fellows go jerk yourselves a soda? 116 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:12,312 Oh, and... 117 00:06:12,314 --> 00:06:13,482 And tell Tommy, 118 00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:15,693 I'm nobody's girl. 119 00:06:20,406 --> 00:06:23,198 So, how long has it been? 120 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,534 I don't believe I've seen you since... 121 00:06:25,536 --> 00:06:27,693 Marie Antoinette's coming-out party. 122 00:06:27,696 --> 00:06:28,871 [BOTH LAUGHING] 123 00:06:28,873 --> 00:06:30,455 And come out she did. 124 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,207 Shame what happened to her. 125 00:06:32,209 --> 00:06:34,795 So what have you been up to the past few hundred years? 126 00:06:35,753 --> 00:06:38,045 Oh, singing, carousing, 127 00:06:38,048 --> 00:06:40,340 raising hell one gin joint at a time. 128 00:06:40,342 --> 00:06:41,508 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 129 00:06:41,510 --> 00:06:46,318 Everything was copacetic until someone stole my ring. 130 00:06:46,321 --> 00:06:48,475 Oh, well, that is unfortunate. 131 00:06:49,435 --> 00:06:52,644 How about we cheer you up with a healthy distraction, hmm? 132 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:55,865 We could rent out a brothel, rob a bank. 133 00:06:55,868 --> 00:06:56,982 Oh! 134 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:59,701 Ernie Hemingway's in town. He's always good for a laugh. 135 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,948 Well, I'm not sure you can go out in that. 136 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:08,452 Lucifer, that ring is the only thing in the entire universe 137 00:07:08,454 --> 00:07:10,122 that means anything to me. 138 00:07:11,207 --> 00:07:12,826 I'm going to get it back. 139 00:07:13,792 --> 00:07:15,959 And you are going to help me. 140 00:07:15,961 --> 00:07:18,732 Uh-huh. And why would I do that? 141 00:07:21,716 --> 00:07:23,424 Because you owe me. 142 00:07:23,427 --> 00:07:26,386 [DRAMATIC 1940S MUSIC PLAYS] 143 00:07:26,388 --> 00:07:28,182 Right. That. 144 00:07:32,061 --> 00:07:34,311 The Devil, solving crime. 145 00:07:34,313 --> 00:07:36,569 It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 146 00:07:36,572 --> 00:07:37,526 [SCOFFS] 147 00:07:37,529 --> 00:07:43,389 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 148 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:49,617 Seeing as this was long before my police consultant days, I needed help. 149 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,078 Professional help. 150 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,664 Jack was a tough guy I knew from back when. 151 00:07:53,666 --> 00:07:55,332 Bit of a hot mess since the war, 152 00:07:55,334 --> 00:07:59,546 but when it came to solving crimes, he was the best in the business. 153 00:08:01,257 --> 00:08:02,264 [TRIXIE] Hang on. 154 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:05,384 Why does the investigator have to be a boy? 155 00:08:05,386 --> 00:08:07,671 My mom solves crimes all the time. 156 00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:08,806 Fine. 157 00:08:09,765 --> 00:08:11,225 As I was saying... 158 00:08:13,143 --> 00:08:15,521 [DRAMATIC 1940S MUSIC PLAYS] 159 00:08:20,109 --> 00:08:22,528 Well, if it ain't Lucifer Morningstar. 160 00:08:23,404 --> 00:08:24,903 What can I do you for? 161 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:29,994 I need to locate a rare and extremely valuable piece of stolen jewelry. 162 00:08:33,497 --> 00:08:34,498 This ring... 163 00:08:35,207 --> 00:08:36,748 to be precise. 164 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,875 Wait, stop the story. 165 00:08:38,877 --> 00:08:41,003 You're supposed to be telling me about your ring. 166 00:08:41,005 --> 00:08:42,296 Your ring is black. 167 00:08:42,298 --> 00:08:43,630 Do you want to hear the story? 168 00:08:43,632 --> 00:08:45,312 Because I'll be perfectly happy at the bar. 169 00:08:45,968 --> 00:08:48,635 Okay, okay. Please continue. 170 00:08:48,637 --> 00:08:49,949 Oh, thank you. 171 00:08:49,952 --> 00:08:51,473 So... 172 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,043 And why would I stick my nose in? 173 00:08:57,021 --> 00:08:58,504 [COUGHS] 174 00:08:58,691 --> 00:09:00,019 [COUGHS] 175 00:09:04,361 --> 00:09:05,612 All right, I'm listening. 176 00:09:07,489 --> 00:09:09,009 Where'd you last see the ring? 177 00:09:11,577 --> 00:09:13,579 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 178 00:09:15,456 --> 00:09:18,623 All right, listen, this is a pretty rough joint. 179 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,834 Trouble comes a-knocking, best stay behind me. 180 00:09:20,836 --> 00:09:23,503 Don't worry, I've seen my fair share of trouble. 181 00:09:23,505 --> 00:09:25,088 [SCOFFS] Yeah? 182 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:27,092 How many Nazis you take out lately? 183 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,678 At ease, soldier. 184 00:09:30,721 --> 00:09:33,891 If fisticuffs ensue, I promise to let you have all the fun. 185 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:36,183 [BOTH SIGHING] 186 00:09:36,185 --> 00:09:37,353 So... 187 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,939 Which one of these ne'er-do-wells shall we interview first? 188 00:09:42,691 --> 00:09:44,651 Same person everyone talks to. 189 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,199 [CASH REGISTER RINGS] 190 00:09:51,116 --> 00:09:52,951 Be with you in two shakes. 191 00:09:56,205 --> 00:09:57,496 What's your poison? 192 00:09:57,498 --> 00:09:59,289 Gin? Tequila? 193 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:02,751 We're, uh, looking for information on Lily Rose's ring. 194 00:10:02,753 --> 00:10:03,962 You know who nabbed it? 195 00:10:07,049 --> 00:10:08,050 Word on the street... 196 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:12,427 is folks say a newcomer was seen lurking around Lily's dressing room 197 00:10:12,429 --> 00:10:13,931 the night the ring disappeared. 198 00:10:14,723 --> 00:10:17,394 Sticky-fingered gent by the name of Lucky Larry. 199 00:10:17,397 --> 00:10:18,517 - Oh. - Oh. 200 00:10:18,519 --> 00:10:19,812 You get a description? 201 00:10:22,648 --> 00:10:23,774 [LUCIFER SIGHS] 202 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:27,776 Sure, sure. Handsome. 203 00:10:27,778 --> 00:10:29,319 Kind of beefy. 204 00:10:29,321 --> 00:10:30,948 Short-haired, strong jaw. 205 00:10:31,824 --> 00:10:34,116 Usually wears a plain blue suit. 206 00:10:34,118 --> 00:10:35,994 Oh, and an eye patch. 207 00:10:36,662 --> 00:10:38,062 Well, you might have led with that. 208 00:10:39,415 --> 00:10:40,416 All right. 209 00:10:44,086 --> 00:10:45,293 Hey. 210 00:10:45,295 --> 00:10:46,463 See that fella? 211 00:10:47,297 --> 00:10:50,382 That's the face of a rat just dying to squeal. 212 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:51,385 You sit tight. 213 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:53,887 I'm going to go lend him an ear. 214 00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,764 Oh! Lovely. 215 00:10:57,766 --> 00:10:59,226 Just what the doctor ordered. 216 00:11:01,186 --> 00:11:02,688 Jack Monroe, PI. 217 00:11:10,154 --> 00:11:12,448 You got any information on a Lucky Larry? 218 00:11:14,032 --> 00:11:15,698 Seen him around. 219 00:11:15,701 --> 00:11:18,368 Handsome, beefy, strong jaw. 220 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:20,372 - Eye patch? - That's the guy! 221 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,791 Listen. 222 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:27,002 I don't want any trouble, but if you meet me out back in five, 223 00:11:27,004 --> 00:11:29,171 I might be able to get you the skinny. 224 00:11:29,174 --> 00:11:30,477 All right. 225 00:11:34,677 --> 00:11:36,760 [POLICE SIRENS WAILING] 226 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,932 [DOGS BARKING] 227 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,309 Well... 228 00:11:42,311 --> 00:11:44,688 it appears our rat turned tail and ran. 229 00:11:45,492 --> 00:11:47,702 Yeah, he'll show. 230 00:11:51,195 --> 00:11:53,028 So, what'd you want to tell me? 231 00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:55,030 Hey, you should watch your back. 232 00:11:55,032 --> 00:11:57,032 [CACKLES] 233 00:11:57,034 --> 00:11:58,782 [JACK GRUNTS] 234 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,744 - Ow! - [LUCIFER] You again? 235 00:12:00,746 --> 00:12:03,788 Oh, dear! Are... Are you certain you don't want me to get involved? 236 00:12:03,790 --> 00:12:05,918 It feels a little unsporting just standing here. 237 00:12:06,752 --> 00:12:08,170 I take it back. 238 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,339 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 239 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,716 [DOGS BARKING] 240 00:12:14,718 --> 00:12:16,470 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 241 00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:20,015 [GUN COCKS] 242 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:24,643 [CAT SCREECHES] 243 00:12:32,528 --> 00:12:34,613 Warmed them up for you, Mr. Stompanato. 244 00:12:38,534 --> 00:12:39,868 Thanks, boys. 245 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,078 Wait, hold it! 246 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,538 Oh, for crying out loud. 247 00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:47,332 I thought you said Mr. Stompanato. 248 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,833 "Mr." is a man. 249 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:52,045 Did you or did you not request a gender-balanced narrative? 250 00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:54,132 I'm simply following your instructions. 251 00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:00,347 Perhaps you're wondering why I gathered you here this fine evening. 252 00:13:01,056 --> 00:13:02,415 Thing is... 253 00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:06,687 I don't like folks asking questions in my club. 254 00:13:07,590 --> 00:13:10,248 Sticking noses where they don't belong. 255 00:13:10,251 --> 00:13:11,567 So... 256 00:13:12,909 --> 00:13:14,327 if you could refrain... 257 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,852 oh, I would deeply appreciate it. 258 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,158 Because next time... 259 00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:24,413 I won't be so nice. 260 00:13:26,123 --> 00:13:27,666 That means you're gonna die. 261 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,130 [HENCHMEN LAUGHING] 262 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,594 And you... 263 00:13:40,804 --> 00:13:42,806 You're lucky you're a friend of Lily's. 264 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,643 But don't get too friendly. 265 00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:52,399 Enjoy your evening. 266 00:13:55,319 --> 00:13:56,403 Let's go, boys. 267 00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:06,661 Yeah, thanks for having my six back there. 268 00:14:06,663 --> 00:14:09,664 But you told me to stay behind you, 269 00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:12,586 which wasn't easy, considering you spent so much time on the pavement. 270 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,589 So, what now? 271 00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:20,550 Well, we'll check out Lucky Larry's usual haunts in the morning. 272 00:14:20,552 --> 00:14:22,677 You know, petty thieves are like bad pennies. 273 00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:25,055 Sooner or later, they always turn up. 274 00:14:25,057 --> 00:14:26,222 Well, then. 275 00:14:26,224 --> 00:14:30,185 I am off to trip the light fantastic with your city's best and brightest. 276 00:14:30,187 --> 00:14:31,561 [CHUCKLES] 277 00:14:31,563 --> 00:14:33,565 I assume you have plans of your own. 278 00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:36,001 What can I say? 279 00:14:36,026 --> 00:14:37,903 Life's one big party. 280 00:14:41,365 --> 00:14:42,739 [LUCIFER] Little did I know, 281 00:14:42,741 --> 00:14:45,825 Jack and his wife, Shirley, were going through a rough patch. 282 00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:47,243 [SHIRLEY] How are the potatoes? 283 00:14:47,245 --> 00:14:48,596 [JACK GRUNTS] 284 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,920 I made them with cream, just like you like. 285 00:15:00,425 --> 00:15:01,716 Um... 286 00:15:01,718 --> 00:15:03,095 What happened with your eye? 287 00:15:06,118 --> 00:15:07,307 Nothing. 288 00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:10,016 Jack, I know you're still sore with me, 289 00:15:10,018 --> 00:15:11,851 - but you can't just... - Excuse me. 290 00:15:11,853 --> 00:15:13,146 Lost my appetite. 291 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,564 [DOOR KNOCKS] 292 00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:19,778 God forbid a man gets a moment's peace around here. 293 00:15:21,196 --> 00:15:22,531 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 294 00:15:26,702 --> 00:15:27,869 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS] 295 00:15:29,121 --> 00:15:30,286 Lucky Larry? 296 00:15:30,288 --> 00:15:31,331 [GROANS] 297 00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:33,417 [SCREAMS] 298 00:15:38,296 --> 00:15:39,840 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CRESCENDOES] 299 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,527 Give me that name again. 300 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:51,451 I have to say, that dress is a lovely color on you. 301 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,785 What say we leave the dishes and take it for a spin at the Copacabana? 302 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,206 Well, that's sweet of you, Mr. Morningstar, but... 303 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,582 I already have my dance partner. 304 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:00,626 Oh. 305 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:02,670 At least, I thought I did. 306 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:04,672 All right, thanks. 307 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:13,637 If you know what's good for you, you stay the hell away from my wife. 308 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,972 Well, I didn't think you'd mind, 309 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,516 considering you haven't said two words to her since I arrived. 310 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,435 I just got off the horn with my informant. 311 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,380 Apparently, Lucky Larry got into it 312 00:16:21,383 --> 00:16:23,647 with someone down at the docks yesterday. 313 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:28,194 A, uh, bratwurst heir by the name of William Kincannon. 314 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,947 Folks call him "Willy the Sausage Prince." 315 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,239 Sounds like an upstanding fellow. 316 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,786 Yeah, well, we'll bust his chops in the morning. 317 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,545 Jack, where are you going? 318 00:16:39,548 --> 00:16:40,664 [JACK] I, um... 319 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,501 I think it's gonna be an early morning and, uh... 320 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,631 I'll just... 321 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,038 sleep at the office. 322 00:16:50,551 --> 00:16:54,762 So, what did the missus do to get your trousers in such a twist? 323 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,305 Cheat on you? 324 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,183 Kick your dog? Ruin your favorite shirt? 325 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,434 None of the above. 326 00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,021 Couple weeks back, I... 327 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,567 went out with some of my army pals, and... 328 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,692 [SIGHS] 329 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,947 a few drinks in, the captain says to me... 330 00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:15,827 "You and Shirley were the best 20 bucks I ever spent." 331 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,580 Well, I thought it was fate that brought Shirley and I together 332 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,501 in the public library that day. 333 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,753 All along, it was... 334 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,463 just about money. 335 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,524 - Shirley was a call girl? - Yeah. 336 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,007 That's right. 337 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:35,219 And rousting me out of my shell shock was her final trick. 338 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,512 Well. 339 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,347 Aren't you lucky 340 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:41,392 to benefit from the experience your wife has gained 341 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,896 with dozens, maybe hundreds of men? 342 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,648 Firemen, barbers, sailors, carnival barkers... 343 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,776 Yeah, I get it. 344 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,320 Well, if it bothers you so much, why not just up stakes and leave? 345 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:57,137 Well, because I love her, and, uh, she says she loves me. 346 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,349 So when you find out the best thing that 347 00:18:00,352 --> 00:18:01,954 ever happened to you started with a lie, 348 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,125 well, it's like building a house on quicksand. 349 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,794 Sooner or later, it all falls apart. 350 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,297 Sorry, got lost in a daydream, 351 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,844 on account of your problem being so extraordinarily boring. 352 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,139 Have you considered forgetting about it? 353 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,393 Have I considered forgetting about it? 354 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,435 Is that your advice? 355 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,270 - Well, in my experience... - [CHUCKLES] 356 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,982 ...problems are like Bible salesmen, or... 357 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,567 genital warts. 358 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,447 If you pretend they're not there, sooner or later, they disappear. 359 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,997 Can you not paint the sword first? 360 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,624 It's ridiculously heavy. 361 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,459 Perhaps you'd like a break, sir. 362 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,543 [GROANS] 363 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,755 [JACK] Yeah. 364 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:56,175 Why don't you take a load off, Willy? 365 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,760 Who the hell are you? 366 00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,470 Jack Monroe, PI. 367 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,474 Lucifer Morningstar, Devil. 368 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,737 Carmina! 369 00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:04,936 Tea! 370 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,620 My dear friend Sigmund would have had a field day with you. 371 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,840 Where's the ring? 372 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:17,112 The what? 373 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,699 Never mind, I'll find it myself. 374 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,075 What are you doing? 375 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,743 What is he doing? What is he doing? 376 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,703 Can you please tell me what he's doing? 377 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,206 Hey, I wouldn't worry about that. 378 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,582 What I would worry about is, 379 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:33,087 we heard you had a pretty heated exchange down at the docks yesterday. 380 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,590 Guy named Lucky Larry. 381 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,881 So? 382 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,219 So Lucky Larry stole my friend's ring and then wound up dead. 383 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,676 Stabbed in the back, some sort of fancy knife. 384 00:19:42,679 --> 00:19:43,595 [WILLY LAUGHS] 385 00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:46,351 Wait, you think I killed him? 386 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:47,895 I would never. 387 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,689 I mean, I could if I had to, but I didn't. 388 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,482 And I don't know anything about a ring. 389 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,568 Does anyone know about your whereabouts last night? 390 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,902 Yes. 391 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,112 My portraitist. 392 00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,365 I was posing as Hannibal crossing the Alps until almost midnight. 393 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,994 The overtime fees for a rental elephant are unconscionable. 394 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,079 How do you know Lucky Larry exactly? 395 00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,083 - [GRUNTS] - [ARMOR CLANGING] 396 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,084 [GROANS] 397 00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,752 [GASPS] 398 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,590 [GRUNTING] 399 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,300 From time to time, 400 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:23,053 I purchase a trinket or two from Laurence. 401 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,599 How they come into his possession, I do not ask. 402 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,020 I collect objets de guerre. 403 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,565 If he has something that I enjoy, he calls me. 404 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,818 I just love war, don't you? 405 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,405 Sure. 406 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,655 Fifth Infantry. 407 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,077 Battle of the Bulge. 408 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,744 And now, where exactly did you serve? 409 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,830 I would have, but... 410 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,205 asthma. 411 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,666 That's why I was so upset when Lucky Larry 412 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,294 insisted that we have our meeting up on the docks. 413 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,296 There was dirt everywhere. 414 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,757 I'm almost certain I stepped in feces. 415 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,468 I'm beginning to think that Willy here doesn't have the brains 416 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,594 to have nicked Lily's ring. 417 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,220 - [WILLY CHUCKLES] - No kidding. 418 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,014 Where do you and Larry meet normally? 419 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,182 At his apartment. 420 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,100 It's not much cleaner than the docks. 421 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,813 And yes, I will have Carmina write down the address for you. 422 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,140 Thanks. 423 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,922 - Quite a unique fellow, aren't you? - Mm. 424 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:23,375 There's a word to describe you, but I can't quite put my finger on it. 425 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,284 It's like a shower, but French. 426 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,411 Oh, I'm sure it'll come to me. 427 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,456 [WILLY] Hmm. 428 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,874 [JAZZ PIANO PLAYING] 429 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,251 Private dick track down that ring of yours? 430 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,294 Hardly. 431 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,797 Our best lead just turned up dead. 432 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,228 [SIGHS] 433 00:21:41,231 --> 00:21:43,752 Sounds like that ring meant a lot to you. 434 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,185 I was married, a long time ago. 435 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,562 Guy named Adam. 436 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:58,107 Things weren't great between us. 437 00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,609 Even worse between me and his father. 438 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:01,987 - Sorry. - Don't be. 439 00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,574 By the time they sent me away, it was almost a relief. 440 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:11,122 I took one little piece of that garden on the way out. 441 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,125 The stone that was in my ring. 442 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,296 I didn't like much of anything about my life back then. 443 00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:23,092 But I sure did love that garden. 444 00:22:26,835 --> 00:22:28,147 Anyway. 445 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:32,819 The ring reminds me that I don't need Adam or his family, 446 00:22:32,822 --> 00:22:34,228 that I don't need anybody. 447 00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:36,394 Oh, Lily. 448 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:37,523 You're married, right? 449 00:22:38,436 --> 00:22:39,567 Yeah. 450 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,695 To my high school sweetheart, Bill. 451 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,990 We got hitched just before he enlisted. 452 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,367 Wrote each other every day... 453 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,371 until he got wounded in Guadalcanal. 454 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:55,789 But he made it out, 455 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,585 all the way to the VA upstate. 456 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,464 But the doctors, they can't... 457 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,551 We've known each other all our lives. 458 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,471 I just can't believe... 459 00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,347 I might lose him. 460 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,767 Guess I'm lucky I never got attached to anybody that way. 461 00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:15,811 Don't you say that! 462 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:19,440 Every day with my Bill is a gift. 463 00:23:22,193 --> 00:23:24,320 Knowing we may not have much time left... 464 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,199 only makes it that much sweeter. 465 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,747 [LUCIFER SNIFFING] 466 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,917 Ugh! 467 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,420 Well, I don't know why they called him Lucky Larry. 468 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:47,216 This apartment is literally the most depressing hovel I've ever seen, 469 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:49,053 and I've seen Kafka's Hell loop. 470 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,935 Your friend's ring might not be here, 471 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,771 but there is plenty of useful information. 472 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,606 - You see this rug, crumpled up? - Mm. 473 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:05,986 I think this is where our killer bopped Larry right in the kisser. 474 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:08,821 Larry falls backwards, here, 475 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:10,072 hits his head 476 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,616 right here on the table, where you see these wood chips. 477 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,003 [LUCIFER] Mm-hmm. 478 00:24:14,006 --> 00:24:15,371 But then... 479 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,371 he shakes it off. 480 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:23,001 He gets up and he charges at our killer. You, like this. 481 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,878 - Oh! - He knocks the wind out of him. 482 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,970 - Sorry, pal. - That's all right, I love role play. 483 00:24:26,973 --> 00:24:28,882 Things are looking up for our pal Larry, 484 00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,561 until the killer pulls out a knife. 485 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,847 - Ah-ha! - Larry... 486 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,807 heads to the window, but the window was painted shut. 487 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:40,062 He tried, he wrenched it open. 488 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,733 He got halfway out when the killer... 489 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,028 comes over, stabs him in the back... 490 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:50,779 creating that 491 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:52,280 blood spatter. 492 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,615 Oh! 493 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,327 [SIGHS] And then... 494 00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:59,248 Larry escapes into the evening. 495 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:02,251 Only to expire on your doorstep. 496 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,627 I just wish we had some more evidence 497 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,048 pointing us to whoever dusted poor old Larry. 498 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:10,801 Well, actually, 499 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,053 I might have something. 500 00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:15,512 [SNIFFS] 501 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,556 A very expensive cigar. 502 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,099 Well, just the tip. [CHUCKLES] 503 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:22,227 Romeo y Julieta, a favorite of Winston Churchill and... 504 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,312 Our old pal... 505 00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,290 - Tony Stompanato. - Tony Stompanato. 506 00:25:30,774 --> 00:25:31,960 [JACK] Huh. 507 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:37,870 So Stompanato finds out Lucky Larry stole his girl's ring... 508 00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:40,509 poses as a buyer... 509 00:25:40,512 --> 00:25:41,872 gets the ring back. 510 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:43,832 Then kills the thief to avenge the girl. 511 00:25:43,834 --> 00:25:46,585 But if Stompanato did all this to impress Lily Rose... 512 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:47,878 Why not give her the ring? 513 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,200 Yeah. 514 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,468 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS] 515 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,731 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CRESCENDOES] 516 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,703 Rise and shine, Stompanato. 517 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:40,140 That certainly explains why he never gave Lily's ring back. 518 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,520 Looks like Mr. Stompanato's bark was worse than his bite. 519 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,988 They took his heart. 520 00:26:51,991 --> 00:26:53,509 What do you think they did with it? 521 00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:55,762 Well, he didn't seem the type to wear it on his sleeve. 522 00:26:55,764 --> 00:26:56,971 I'll check the floor. 523 00:26:56,973 --> 00:26:58,191 [JACK] Ugh. 524 00:27:02,687 --> 00:27:04,269 Huh. 525 00:27:04,272 --> 00:27:07,525 Looks like we were right about Stompanato rubbing out Lucky Larry. 526 00:27:08,176 --> 00:27:11,069 Same insignia as the knife in Lucky Larry's back. 527 00:27:11,071 --> 00:27:13,946 But who rubbed out Stompanato? 528 00:27:13,948 --> 00:27:16,366 I think I know the answer to that. 529 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,534 A man after his own heart, 530 00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:20,288 and Lily Rose's ring. 531 00:27:21,790 --> 00:27:24,834 [SIGHS] But it appears we're too late on both counts. 532 00:27:25,919 --> 00:27:28,169 Who would have the stones to carve up Stompanato, 533 00:27:28,171 --> 00:27:30,755 and what's that wackadoo symbol on his face? 534 00:27:30,757 --> 00:27:31,966 They're hieroglyphics. 535 00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:35,968 I believe it's the Eye of Horus, 536 00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:38,638 a sacred symbol in ancient Egyptian culture. 537 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:39,683 Sacred eye. 538 00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:42,809 I've heard that before. 539 00:27:42,811 --> 00:27:44,896 I think I know where to find our graffiti artist. 540 00:27:56,199 --> 00:27:57,283 [JACK] Hmm. 541 00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,248 - Salutations. - Bloody hell! 542 00:28:04,332 --> 00:28:05,790 [GASPS] 543 00:28:05,792 --> 00:28:07,335 Have you come seeking... 544 00:28:08,294 --> 00:28:09,752 books? 545 00:28:09,754 --> 00:28:12,716 Yeah, we have come... 546 00:28:13,842 --> 00:28:16,092 seeking books. 547 00:28:16,102 --> 00:28:17,303 Oh. 548 00:28:18,138 --> 00:28:21,055 Thought you were here for the secret cult ceremony. 549 00:28:21,057 --> 00:28:22,724 Sorry, my friend is new. 550 00:28:22,726 --> 00:28:26,144 We are absolutely here for the secret cult ceremony. 551 00:28:26,146 --> 00:28:28,604 If you wouldn't mind pointing us in the right direction. 552 00:28:28,606 --> 00:28:30,356 Right through that door. 553 00:28:30,358 --> 00:28:32,608 And if you haven't mail-ordered your robes yet, 554 00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:35,236 there's a few extra hanging on the coat rack. 555 00:28:35,238 --> 00:28:36,448 Mm. Mm-hmm. 556 00:28:37,365 --> 00:28:38,531 Lovely. 557 00:28:38,533 --> 00:28:39,900 Thank you. 558 00:29:03,057 --> 00:29:05,767 Melvin the Magnificent, at your service! 559 00:29:05,769 --> 00:29:07,518 What is it with this place? 560 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,604 Board-certified priest, oracle, 561 00:29:09,606 --> 00:29:11,898 shaman, and justice of the peace. 562 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:13,733 How may I assist you? 563 00:29:13,735 --> 00:29:15,443 Lift a curse? Cure a nasty rash? 564 00:29:15,445 --> 00:29:18,946 I got a love spell guaranteed to reel in a dame at 50 paces. 565 00:29:18,948 --> 00:29:21,866 We're looking for something much stronger than that. 566 00:29:21,868 --> 00:29:25,663 Preferably Egyptian, possibly involving the removal of a heart. 567 00:29:27,123 --> 00:29:28,208 Ah... 568 00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:32,962 You seek the ceremony of Anubis. 569 00:29:33,630 --> 00:29:36,964 Yes, we do. We'll take one of those, please. 570 00:29:36,966 --> 00:29:38,653 Very well. 571 00:29:38,656 --> 00:29:40,136 Look over there! 572 00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:47,016 For just 12 dollars, 12 dollars, 573 00:29:47,018 --> 00:29:49,852 our deluxe ceremony of Anubis includes 574 00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:52,855 this ceremonial mask, two acolytes, 575 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:55,149 and a drum made from the skin of a Vestal Virgin, 576 00:29:55,151 --> 00:29:57,026 a gilded sacrificial dagger, 577 00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:59,695 and one live... 578 00:29:59,697 --> 00:30:01,488 chicken! 579 00:30:01,491 --> 00:30:03,699 - It never ends well for the chicken. - [GROANS] 580 00:30:03,701 --> 00:30:06,994 Or you might prefer 581 00:30:06,996 --> 00:30:08,248 our economy package. 582 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:10,289 Uh... 583 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,166 only six dollars! 584 00:30:12,168 --> 00:30:14,877 And the chicken heart comes pre-sacrificed for your convenience. 585 00:30:14,879 --> 00:30:17,129 [LUCIFER] Not accurate, historically speaking, 586 00:30:17,131 --> 00:30:18,798 but quite, uh, bloody. 587 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,133 My old friend Tutankhamen would've loved it. 588 00:30:21,135 --> 00:30:24,929 In the modern age, we are taught to fear death. 589 00:30:24,931 --> 00:30:27,225 But the ancients understood that death... 590 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,141 is power. 591 00:30:29,143 --> 00:30:31,896 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS] 592 00:30:32,647 --> 00:30:34,729 Did you feel powerful 593 00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:36,621 when you were holding Tommy Stompanato's 594 00:30:36,624 --> 00:30:38,558 heart in your hands after you killed him? 595 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,323 Somebody killed Tommy Stompanato? 596 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,368 You... You can't possibly believe that I had anything to do with that. 597 00:30:47,370 --> 00:30:49,161 Oh, yeah. We absolutely do. 598 00:30:49,163 --> 00:30:52,623 Yes, tell us, Melvin the Magnificent. 599 00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:54,419 What is it you desire? 600 00:30:56,754 --> 00:30:58,462 - I... - Yeah... 601 00:30:58,464 --> 00:31:00,088 ...want... 602 00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:01,424 Yeah. 603 00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:03,651 ...a 1941 Pontiac Torpedo. 604 00:31:06,556 --> 00:31:09,181 Eight-cylinder engine, 103 horsepower, 605 00:31:09,183 --> 00:31:12,562 zero to forty in under three minutes, and... 606 00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:15,229 surprisingly affordable. 607 00:31:15,231 --> 00:31:17,940 A few of these deluxe ceremonies a week, 608 00:31:17,942 --> 00:31:20,693 a couple of sacred objects here and there, 609 00:31:20,695 --> 00:31:22,820 and I'm cruising the open road by summer. 610 00:31:22,822 --> 00:31:24,921 You killed Stompanato and then you stole 611 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:27,408 my friend Lilith's very special ring, 612 00:31:27,410 --> 00:31:30,828 so forget the open road. The only place you're going is downtown. 613 00:31:30,830 --> 00:31:32,081 Hold the line there, pal. 614 00:31:32,749 --> 00:31:34,707 Are you talking about the ring of Lilith? 615 00:31:34,709 --> 00:31:36,083 Because my clients... 616 00:31:36,085 --> 00:31:41,213 uh, parishioners, would pay top dollar for even a slightly passable fake. 617 00:31:41,215 --> 00:31:42,506 We could split the profits. 618 00:31:42,508 --> 00:31:45,426 Objects of immortality are my bestsellers. 619 00:31:45,428 --> 00:31:49,055 Right. Can any of your "parishioners" account for your whereabouts 620 00:31:49,057 --> 00:31:50,431 from noon to 6:00 today? 621 00:31:50,433 --> 00:31:51,849 Well, sure, I was here. 622 00:31:51,851 --> 00:31:54,268 I did four tarot card readings... 623 00:31:54,270 --> 00:31:55,521 uh, an exorcism... 624 00:31:56,522 --> 00:31:58,648 and a bar mitzvah. 625 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,067 - Oh... - Tony Stompanato's heart was ripped out 626 00:32:01,069 --> 00:32:03,194 in an identical manner to your little chicken scam, 627 00:32:03,196 --> 00:32:05,154 so if it wasn't you that killed him, 628 00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:06,739 it had to be one of your customers. 629 00:32:06,741 --> 00:32:09,283 Did you tell any of them about the ring of Lilith? 630 00:32:09,285 --> 00:32:13,329 Well, sure. I've been selling maps to Lilith's tomb for years, but... 631 00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:16,374 I couldn't tell you who bought them on account of all the robes. 632 00:32:16,376 --> 00:32:20,254 [SIGHS] Well, that was a clucking waste of time. 633 00:32:23,257 --> 00:32:26,342 I'm afraid we've hit a dead end. 634 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:28,972 Found a few heart puns, had a few laughs, but... 635 00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:32,308 it seems you'll have to live without your ring. 636 00:32:33,768 --> 00:32:37,605 So, why don't I repay my debt some other way? 637 00:32:39,190 --> 00:32:43,609 A castle, a private island, a mountain of gold? 638 00:32:43,611 --> 00:32:46,739 The world is your oyster, and I, your concierge. 639 00:32:48,825 --> 00:32:50,743 Thousands of years, Lucifer, 640 00:32:51,452 --> 00:32:53,955 and that ring has always been with me. 641 00:32:54,872 --> 00:32:57,041 It reminds me of who I am, 642 00:32:57,750 --> 00:33:00,336 why I have done the things I've done. 643 00:33:01,462 --> 00:33:03,798 You mean, why you sent your children to Hell? 644 00:33:04,632 --> 00:33:06,465 I gave you an army! 645 00:33:06,467 --> 00:33:08,678 An army I never asked for. 646 00:33:09,345 --> 00:33:10,636 And... 647 00:33:10,638 --> 00:33:12,849 one I didn't know I needed at the time. 648 00:33:15,059 --> 00:33:18,980 But... without them I would have spent eternity alone, and... 649 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:22,316 for that, I shall be forever in your debt. 650 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:27,572 Which is why I'm truly sorry I couldn't get your ring back. 651 00:33:32,035 --> 00:33:33,202 So am I. 652 00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:36,454 [LUCIFER SIGHS] 653 00:33:36,456 --> 00:33:38,163 So... 654 00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:41,167 How exactly did everyone get the idea 655 00:33:41,169 --> 00:33:43,755 it's the ring that makes you immortal, anyway? 656 00:33:43,758 --> 00:33:44,964 Hmm? 657 00:33:46,883 --> 00:33:47,884 Uh... 658 00:33:48,551 --> 00:33:52,386 So I hitch a ride through the Americas with this explorer, 659 00:33:52,388 --> 00:33:53,846 Hernán Cortés, 660 00:33:53,848 --> 00:33:57,975 obsessed with gold, rains bloodshed and terror wherever he goes. 661 00:33:57,977 --> 00:33:58,978 A real wet blanket. 662 00:34:00,021 --> 00:34:03,424 I split the second we hit land and hook up with this 663 00:34:03,425 --> 00:34:07,317 strapping Aztec warrior. 664 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,704 Montezuma. 665 00:34:10,531 --> 00:34:14,450 We have a few drinks, he asks if I'm a virgin. 666 00:34:14,452 --> 00:34:18,871 I say yes because that always got the folks in Spain going. 667 00:34:18,873 --> 00:34:20,581 - Mm-hmm. - Next thing I know, 668 00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:23,667 some priest fellas are throwing me in a volcano. 669 00:34:23,669 --> 00:34:24,962 I survive, and... 670 00:34:25,587 --> 00:34:27,531 somebody writes it on a stone tablet. 671 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:29,131 You know how these things start. 672 00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:31,759 [LAUGHS] I do. 673 00:34:31,761 --> 00:34:33,137 [SIGHS] Mortals. 674 00:34:33,846 --> 00:34:36,472 Wouldn't mind seeing the look on that thief's face 675 00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:39,725 when they realize that that ring doesn't do a damn thing. 676 00:34:39,727 --> 00:34:41,810 Hold on. 677 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:44,391 The ring doesn't work, 678 00:34:44,394 --> 00:34:47,693 which means the thief will be looking for a way to make it work. 679 00:34:50,238 --> 00:34:54,447 Lilith, I believe I've found a way to get your ring back. 680 00:34:54,450 --> 00:34:58,305 All we need is a high priest, a jeweler, and a distraction. 681 00:35:01,716 --> 00:35:04,967 Thanks to a certain high priest- cum-magic school freshman I know, 682 00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:06,885 the word is out that your ring only works 683 00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:09,388 when it's attached to this rather gaudy bangle. 684 00:35:09,390 --> 00:35:12,599 So whoever stole the ring will come back for this... 685 00:35:12,601 --> 00:35:13,892 bracelet. 686 00:35:13,894 --> 00:35:15,477 The thief waits till you're on stage 687 00:35:15,479 --> 00:35:17,688 and sneaks into your dressing room just as before, 688 00:35:17,690 --> 00:35:20,315 except this time, our pal Jack will be watching. 689 00:35:20,317 --> 00:35:22,985 Jack catches thief, thief gives up ring, 690 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:26,030 and before you know it, that little piece of Eden will be back on your finger 691 00:35:26,032 --> 00:35:27,742 - where it belongs. - [CHUCKLES] 692 00:35:33,497 --> 00:35:34,864 Hey... 693 00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:36,125 [SIGHS] 694 00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:40,961 I appreciate you doing this. 695 00:35:40,963 --> 00:35:43,132 Well, your friend Lucifer said you needed me. 696 00:35:43,799 --> 00:35:46,216 But when this is over, I'm taking the bus to Des Moines. 697 00:35:46,218 --> 00:35:48,137 I'm gonna move back in with my mother. 698 00:35:52,224 --> 00:35:53,517 Okay, so... 699 00:35:54,810 --> 00:35:57,186 When Lily gives the cue, you take the bracelet. 700 00:35:57,188 --> 00:35:59,605 - Okay? - And then I parade it around the club, 701 00:35:59,607 --> 00:36:02,401 take it back to the dressing room, put it in the safe. 702 00:36:03,253 --> 00:36:04,487 Wait. 703 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:08,941 Just, uh... 704 00:36:10,409 --> 00:36:11,823 Be careful, okay? 705 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,874 I'm gonna need more than that, Jack. 706 00:36:20,669 --> 00:36:23,297 All this time you've spent on Earth... 707 00:36:24,423 --> 00:36:27,051 have you ever connected with a human? 708 00:36:27,927 --> 00:36:30,260 I've connected with thousands of humans. 709 00:36:30,262 --> 00:36:32,930 Once, Caligula and I made a human train 710 00:36:32,932 --> 00:36:36,310 - of 37... - I'm not talking about sex, Lucifer. 711 00:36:38,229 --> 00:36:39,689 I'm talking... 712 00:36:39,692 --> 00:36:41,893 about an emotional connection. 713 00:36:41,896 --> 00:36:43,232 Oh! 714 00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:46,110 Absolutely not. [CHUCKLES] 715 00:36:46,112 --> 00:36:48,779 It would take a literal miracle for me to want something like that, 716 00:36:48,781 --> 00:36:51,782 and I'm fairly certain my father's not handing those out anymore. 717 00:36:51,784 --> 00:36:53,768 Why? 718 00:36:53,771 --> 00:36:55,205 Just wondering. 719 00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:02,543 - [AUDIENCE CHUCKLING] - Take my wife. Please! 720 00:37:02,545 --> 00:37:05,339 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING, APPLAUDING] 721 00:37:06,173 --> 00:37:09,925 Abe Gantz, the funniest man in Manhattan! 722 00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:11,512 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 723 00:37:14,598 --> 00:37:15,848 By special request, 724 00:37:15,850 --> 00:37:19,852 I'm going to sing a song that's been a favorite of mine for a while. 725 00:37:19,854 --> 00:37:20,896 Ah! 726 00:37:21,522 --> 00:37:22,881 Truth is, I'm... 727 00:37:24,014 --> 00:37:25,149 Just one dollar. 728 00:37:25,151 --> 00:37:29,488 ...not sure I ever really understood what it meant until just now. 729 00:37:31,157 --> 00:37:32,825 [CHUCKLES] Oh! 730 00:37:33,701 --> 00:37:35,826 - Sorry about that, folks. - [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 731 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:39,537 Had this old thing for forever, and it always gets in the way. 732 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:42,710 How about a little costume change before we get started? 733 00:37:46,630 --> 00:37:49,008 Be a doll and put this in my safe, will you? 734 00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:05,564 [SINGING "SOMEONE TO WATCH OVER ME"] 735 00:38:05,566 --> 00:38:11,361 ♪ There's a saying old Says that love is blind ♪ 736 00:38:11,363 --> 00:38:16,493 ♪ Still we're often told "Seek and ye shall find" ♪ 737 00:38:17,411 --> 00:38:21,580 ♪ So I'm going to seek a certain lad ♪ 738 00:38:21,582 --> 00:38:27,421 ♪ I've had in mind ♪ 739 00:38:28,930 --> 00:38:33,517 ♪ Looking everywhere Haven't found him yet ♪ 740 00:38:34,762 --> 00:38:39,934 ♪ He's the big affair I cannot forget ♪ 741 00:38:40,643 --> 00:38:46,774 ♪ Only lad I ever think of with regret ♪ 742 00:38:51,987 --> 00:38:56,615 ♪ I'd like to add his initial ♪ 743 00:38:56,617 --> 00:38:59,411 ♪ To my monogram ♪ 744 00:39:01,747 --> 00:39:06,792 ♪ Tell me where is the shepherd ♪ 745 00:39:06,794 --> 00:39:11,796 ♪ For this lost lamb? ♪ 746 00:39:13,967 --> 00:39:19,136 ♪ There's a somebody I'm longin' to see ♪ 747 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:22,182 ♪ I hope that he ♪ 748 00:39:22,184 --> 00:39:25,894 ♪ Turns out to be ♪ 749 00:39:25,896 --> 00:39:30,148 ♪ Someone who'll watch ♪ 750 00:39:30,150 --> 00:39:34,382 ♪ Over me ♪ 751 00:39:38,367 --> 00:39:43,203 ♪ I'm a little lamb Who's lost in the wood ♪ 752 00:39:43,205 --> 00:39:49,128 ♪ I know I could always be good ♪ 753 00:39:50,461 --> 00:39:54,338 ♪ To one who'll watch ♪ 754 00:39:54,341 --> 00:39:58,844 ♪ Over me ♪ 755 00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:03,317 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS, CHEERS] 756 00:40:05,978 --> 00:40:08,814 [LILITH] Lucifer Morningstar! 757 00:40:13,867 --> 00:40:15,112 Jack! 758 00:40:16,864 --> 00:40:18,238 Thank God you're okay. 759 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,866 There's a man in Lily's dressing room. 760 00:40:20,868 --> 00:40:23,787 I made sure he saw me put the bracelet in the safe, just like you said. 761 00:40:24,496 --> 00:40:26,455 Go, before he gets away! 762 00:40:26,457 --> 00:40:28,165 You're an angel, Shirl. 763 00:40:28,167 --> 00:40:29,460 - Go. - Okay. 764 00:40:40,429 --> 00:40:41,827 Hands in the air. 765 00:40:44,287 --> 00:40:45,491 Back up. 766 00:40:46,185 --> 00:40:47,639 Back up slowly. 767 00:40:49,855 --> 00:40:51,315 Turn around. 768 00:40:57,820 --> 00:41:00,071 You killed Tommy Stompanato? 769 00:41:00,074 --> 00:41:01,533 And I took the ring. 770 00:41:03,202 --> 00:41:08,791 And I performed the ceremony of Anubis to unlock its ancient power. 771 00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:10,834 And now... 772 00:41:11,794 --> 00:41:13,459 I... 773 00:41:13,462 --> 00:41:15,503 am... 774 00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:16,757 immortal! 775 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:21,927 Well, the wackadoo that killed Tommy Stompanato. 776 00:41:21,929 --> 00:41:23,845 Willy? I didn't think you had it in you. 777 00:41:23,847 --> 00:41:27,224 Larry should have never sold Stompanato that ring. 778 00:41:27,226 --> 00:41:29,103 Neither of them even knew what they had. 779 00:41:31,397 --> 00:41:32,687 [JACK GASPS] 780 00:41:32,689 --> 00:41:34,815 I knew all about the ring. 781 00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:37,524 I'm the one who hired Lucky Larry to steal it. 782 00:41:38,181 --> 00:41:40,141 Now put the gun down and hand it over. 783 00:41:44,314 --> 00:41:45,396 Gertie. 784 00:41:45,398 --> 00:41:46,397 How could you? 785 00:41:46,399 --> 00:41:48,234 Because it was my plan. 786 00:41:49,277 --> 00:41:50,693 I tracked down the ring. 787 00:41:50,695 --> 00:41:54,530 I told Lucky Larry how and when to steal it. 788 00:41:54,532 --> 00:41:56,201 I even told him he could have everything 789 00:41:56,204 --> 00:41:57,871 in the safe if he just gave me the ring. 790 00:41:58,786 --> 00:42:00,368 And what'd he do? 791 00:42:00,371 --> 00:42:03,831 Sold it to some lovesick wiseguy who wound up killing him. 792 00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:04,916 [TRIXIE] Time out! 793 00:42:04,918 --> 00:42:07,376 So both Gertie and Willy learned about the ring 794 00:42:07,378 --> 00:42:09,170 from Melvin the Magnificent? 795 00:42:09,172 --> 00:42:10,298 Correct. Mm. 796 00:42:11,466 --> 00:42:14,133 Gertie hired Lucky Larry to steal the ring, 797 00:42:14,135 --> 00:42:16,470 but instead he betrayed her and sold 798 00:42:16,473 --> 00:42:18,804 it to Stompanato for a higher price. 799 00:42:18,806 --> 00:42:21,307 But then Stompanato killed Larry out of revenge 800 00:42:21,309 --> 00:42:23,309 for stealing his girl's ring in the first place? 801 00:42:23,311 --> 00:42:24,977 Indeed. But... 802 00:42:24,979 --> 00:42:26,729 unfortunately for Stompanato, 803 00:42:26,731 --> 00:42:29,440 Willy the Sausage Prince also wanted the ring, 804 00:42:29,442 --> 00:42:31,400 and rips the mobster's heart out 805 00:42:31,402 --> 00:42:35,196 in an all-too-real version of Melvin the Magnificent's fake cult ceremony 806 00:42:35,198 --> 00:42:36,572 in order to make it work. 807 00:42:36,574 --> 00:42:37,617 Huh? 808 00:42:39,077 --> 00:42:41,827 Forget it, Trix. It's Chinatown. 809 00:42:41,829 --> 00:42:43,246 It's what? 810 00:42:43,248 --> 00:42:46,334 Never mind. Would you like to hear the rest of the story or not? 811 00:42:47,167 --> 00:42:49,334 Now, I don't want to hurt anyone. 812 00:42:49,337 --> 00:42:50,795 But I need to save Bill. 813 00:42:50,797 --> 00:42:53,422 Jewelry isn't going to save your husband, Gertie. 814 00:42:53,424 --> 00:42:54,998 You're lying! 815 00:42:55,001 --> 00:42:56,717 You're lying. 816 00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:58,886 I saw you that night in the alley. 817 00:42:58,888 --> 00:43:00,179 You got caught in the crossfire 818 00:43:00,181 --> 00:43:03,266 between the Stompanato Boys and the Brooklyn Bridge Gang. 819 00:43:03,268 --> 00:43:07,645 You got shot half a dozen times and walked away. 820 00:43:07,647 --> 00:43:08,563 [LILITH] I see. 821 00:43:08,565 --> 00:43:11,816 But that had nothing to do with a magic ring. 822 00:43:11,818 --> 00:43:13,568 - [WILLY SIGHS] - There's no such thing. 823 00:43:13,570 --> 00:43:14,694 That can't be true. 824 00:43:14,696 --> 00:43:18,030 Let's just settle this rigamarole once and for all, shall we? 825 00:43:18,032 --> 00:43:19,185 [GERTIE] What? 826 00:43:19,188 --> 00:43:20,335 [WILLY SCREAMS] 827 00:43:23,371 --> 00:43:24,537 You shot me! 828 00:43:24,539 --> 00:43:25,663 Yes, I did. 829 00:43:25,665 --> 00:43:27,000 [WILLY] I'm bleeding out. 830 00:43:27,917 --> 00:43:29,416 Bleeding out. 831 00:43:29,419 --> 00:43:33,756 Well, that's a lot of bellyaching for a guy who loves war. 832 00:43:34,507 --> 00:43:37,176 [WILLY GASPING, WHIMPERING] 833 00:43:39,929 --> 00:43:40,972 It's not real. 834 00:43:44,767 --> 00:43:45,891 I can't save him. 835 00:43:45,893 --> 00:43:47,645 Of course you can't. 836 00:43:48,396 --> 00:43:52,982 So why risk everything trying? 837 00:43:52,984 --> 00:43:54,652 Gertie, you could have died. 838 00:43:58,031 --> 00:43:59,113 [WILLY] My stomach... 839 00:43:59,115 --> 00:44:00,325 We all die, Lily. 840 00:44:02,368 --> 00:44:03,411 And that's okay. 841 00:44:06,331 --> 00:44:07,635 Truth is... 842 00:44:08,708 --> 00:44:11,961 I'd rather die today trying to save the man I love... 843 00:44:14,505 --> 00:44:16,174 than live forever without him. 844 00:44:25,558 --> 00:44:26,893 Oh, Gertie. 845 00:44:30,813 --> 00:44:33,189 [WILLY] I am too rich to go to jail! 846 00:44:33,191 --> 00:44:34,523 No! 847 00:44:34,525 --> 00:44:36,819 You call my father! Call my father! 848 00:44:38,613 --> 00:44:40,698 Call my father! 849 00:44:43,743 --> 00:44:44,827 [SIGHS] 850 00:44:45,578 --> 00:44:47,205 There's two ways this can go. 851 00:44:48,915 --> 00:44:51,457 Either the Sausage Prince gets what's coming to him 852 00:44:51,459 --> 00:44:53,959 and we pin Stompanato for the rest, 853 00:44:53,961 --> 00:44:55,672 or we get the lady bartender involved. 854 00:44:56,881 --> 00:44:58,800 Your call if you want to press charges. 855 00:45:06,808 --> 00:45:09,477 Let her enjoy whatever time Bill has left. 856 00:45:11,104 --> 00:45:12,146 [WHISTLES] 857 00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:18,903 Well, you're an odd duck, but it's been... 858 00:45:19,696 --> 00:45:21,112 It's been real interesting. 859 00:45:21,114 --> 00:45:22,488 Mm. 860 00:45:22,490 --> 00:45:24,033 You take care of yourself, kid. 861 00:45:26,285 --> 00:45:27,702 You too, old man. 862 00:45:27,704 --> 00:45:29,180 [CHUCKLES] 863 00:45:35,128 --> 00:45:36,586 Hey, Shirl. 864 00:45:36,589 --> 00:45:37,922 Um... 865 00:45:38,673 --> 00:45:40,174 So what time's your bus? 866 00:45:41,509 --> 00:45:42,852 Midnight. 867 00:45:45,664 --> 00:45:46,848 Oh, yeah. 868 00:45:48,099 --> 00:45:50,977 So if you hurry, um, you can still make it. 869 00:45:53,571 --> 00:45:54,731 Yeah. 870 00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:02,488 Shirl! 871 00:46:07,368 --> 00:46:08,868 Um... 872 00:46:08,871 --> 00:46:10,079 I, uh... 873 00:46:11,497 --> 00:46:12,957 I was thinking if... 874 00:46:14,959 --> 00:46:16,797 If it's all right with you... 875 00:46:19,589 --> 00:46:21,235 maybe I could come with you. 876 00:46:23,134 --> 00:46:24,802 It's a long ride to Des Moines, Jack. 877 00:46:26,961 --> 00:46:28,112 Good. 878 00:46:30,308 --> 00:46:31,642 Give us a chance to talk. 879 00:46:32,643 --> 00:46:34,185 [LAUGHS] 880 00:46:34,187 --> 00:46:35,633 Come here. 881 00:46:45,448 --> 00:46:48,657 So, ring returned, favor repaid. 882 00:46:48,659 --> 00:46:50,119 See you in a few hundred years. 883 00:46:53,797 --> 00:46:55,039 No. 884 00:46:55,041 --> 00:46:59,335 Well, you drive a hard bargain, but fine, I'll throw in a castle as well. 885 00:46:59,337 --> 00:47:02,673 I have a lovely 22-bedroom in Austria, hardly got bombed at all. 886 00:47:03,591 --> 00:47:05,299 I don't want a castle. 887 00:47:05,301 --> 00:47:07,386 Well, now you're just being difficult. 888 00:47:08,221 --> 00:47:09,627 Cortés. 889 00:47:10,973 --> 00:47:12,306 Montezuma. 890 00:47:12,308 --> 00:47:14,185 Willy the Sausage Prince. 891 00:47:15,102 --> 00:47:17,188 They all think they want to live forever. 892 00:47:18,981 --> 00:47:21,984 But they already have something so much more precious. 893 00:47:23,694 --> 00:47:25,112 Gertie was right. 894 00:47:26,906 --> 00:47:28,449 It's knowing there's an end. 895 00:47:30,409 --> 00:47:32,453 That's what makes the rest of it count. 896 00:47:33,579 --> 00:47:36,118 That's what connects them to one another. 897 00:47:36,916 --> 00:47:40,336 What makes them brave, even when they have no reason to be. 898 00:47:42,344 --> 00:47:44,632 I think I've been immortal long enough. 899 00:47:52,974 --> 00:47:54,058 [BLOWS] 900 00:47:58,104 --> 00:47:59,647 [MYSTICAL WHOOSHING] 901 00:48:00,982 --> 00:48:03,451 I want you to have it. 902 00:48:03,454 --> 00:48:04,861 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 903 00:48:06,112 --> 00:48:08,865 Once you do this, there's no going back. 904 00:48:09,991 --> 00:48:11,325 Are you sure? 905 00:48:13,335 --> 00:48:14,535 Just one thing. 906 00:48:14,537 --> 00:48:16,789 And it never ends with you, does it? 907 00:48:17,540 --> 00:48:19,624 Although I suppose it will now. 908 00:48:22,879 --> 00:48:25,798 Would you like me to bring your children up to say goodbye? 909 00:48:27,508 --> 00:48:29,510 And undo everything they've learned in Hell? 910 00:48:30,013 --> 00:48:31,262 Never. 911 00:48:32,305 --> 00:48:33,764 My children are perfect. 912 00:48:34,908 --> 00:48:36,068 They can't be... 913 00:48:36,726 --> 00:48:38,853 banished, because they have no home. 914 00:48:39,604 --> 00:48:42,897 Can't be abandoned, because they have no family. 915 00:48:42,899 --> 00:48:45,733 They'll never be cast out of the proverbial garden. 916 00:48:45,735 --> 00:48:48,070 You can never tell them what I've done today, Lucifer. 917 00:48:50,489 --> 00:48:52,575 Not if they are going to be unbreakable. 918 00:48:53,618 --> 00:48:54,911 Well, you have my word. 919 00:48:56,787 --> 00:48:58,203 Well... 920 00:48:58,205 --> 00:49:00,082 I never thought I'd say this, but... 921 00:49:01,167 --> 00:49:03,125 enjoy the rest of your life. 922 00:49:03,127 --> 00:49:04,170 [CHUCKLES] 923 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,966 Right back at you. 924 00:49:10,968 --> 00:49:11,967 [CHUCKLES] 925 00:49:11,969 --> 00:49:14,094 ["THIS IS OURS" BY THE PETER SIVO BAND PLAYING] 926 00:49:14,096 --> 00:49:18,182 ♪ So hold me and smile dear ♪ 927 00:49:18,184 --> 00:49:22,102 ♪ Press your lips to mine ♪ 928 00:49:22,104 --> 00:49:25,314 ♪ Forget the past ♪ 929 00:49:25,316 --> 00:49:29,695 ♪ For this is ours ♪ 930 00:49:39,330 --> 00:49:41,958 That ring has Lilith's immortality inside it? 931 00:49:44,168 --> 00:49:45,542 Yes. 932 00:49:45,544 --> 00:49:46,796 I suppose it does. 933 00:49:48,214 --> 00:49:52,301 Though, as far as I'm concerned, the only thing special about it is... 934 00:49:54,345 --> 00:49:56,055 it reminds me of an old friend. 935 00:49:58,683 --> 00:50:01,141 So, what happened to Jack and Shirley? 936 00:50:01,143 --> 00:50:03,018 Did they live happily ever after? 937 00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:06,230 Well, they moved to Des Moines, so... 938 00:50:06,233 --> 00:50:07,307 probably not. 939 00:50:07,310 --> 00:50:08,899 [LUCIFER CHUCKLES] 940 00:50:08,901 --> 00:50:10,973 My mom says dealing with your problems 941 00:50:10,976 --> 00:50:12,782 is the only way to get past them. 942 00:50:14,031 --> 00:50:17,243 I bet Jack and Shirley talked the whole bus ride and fixed everything. 943 00:50:18,911 --> 00:50:20,160 Yes. 944 00:50:20,162 --> 00:50:21,455 Yes, perhaps they did. 945 00:50:23,124 --> 00:50:24,415 Right. 946 00:50:24,417 --> 00:50:25,626 Story time's over. 947 00:50:35,052 --> 00:50:37,970 Thanks, Lucifer. This was fun. 948 00:50:37,972 --> 00:50:39,640 [SCOFFS] Don't exaggerate. 949 00:50:48,315 --> 00:50:49,692 You got the story? 950 00:50:57,908 --> 00:50:59,535 I taught you well, kid. 951 00:51:03,956 --> 00:51:06,834 Once upon a time, the Devil went to New York City. 952 00:51:07,501 --> 00:51:09,628 The year was 1946. 953 00:51:53,089 --> 00:51:54,590 Are you Lily Rose? 954 00:51:58,385 --> 00:51:59,595 Who wants to know? 955 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:02,931 It's me. 956 00:52:02,934 --> 00:52:04,580 Mazikeen. 957 00:52:07,485 --> 00:52:11,658 Lucifer told you that I was here, didn't he? 958 00:52:12,982 --> 00:52:16,818 You'd think the Devil would be better at keeping his trap shut. 959 00:52:16,821 --> 00:52:19,321 No, I found you all on my own. 960 00:52:19,323 --> 00:52:20,970 Have you... 961 00:52:20,973 --> 00:52:23,325 been here all this time? 962 00:52:23,327 --> 00:52:25,871 I gave something a shot. It didn't work out. 963 00:52:26,956 --> 00:52:28,372 That's it? 964 00:52:28,374 --> 00:52:30,042 That's all you have to say to me? 965 00:52:31,293 --> 00:52:32,545 What do you want from me? 966 00:52:34,380 --> 00:52:36,132 I wanted to come and see you. 967 00:52:40,951 --> 00:52:43,245 I wanted to know why you abandoned us. 968 00:52:45,182 --> 00:52:46,600 Why you abandoned me. 969 00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:51,253 I did it to make you strong, and it worked. 970 00:52:52,606 --> 00:52:54,066 Just look at you. 971 00:52:54,977 --> 00:52:58,606 I can see you don't need anyone. 972 00:53:05,161 --> 00:53:06,783 Yeah. 973 00:53:06,786 --> 00:53:08,777 Look at me. 974 00:53:22,369 --> 00:53:26,189 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 68879

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