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(ALL SHRIEK)
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(CROWD MURMURS)
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Sorry.
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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
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(ECHOES) Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
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Oh, God.
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Fucking press nights.
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Why are you all wearing scarves?
You're indoors.
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-You should love this.
-They won't feel the benefit.
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It's supposed to be stupidly clever.
He's really hot right now.
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The director? He shouldn't
be making you do a workshop.
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It's offensive.
It's basically a long audition.
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Yeah, but apparently
he's a genius, so...
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It's because they think
you can't act.
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I said, "It's a fucking musical."
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You just don't want me
to do any theatre.
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No, that's not true! I love theatre.
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I love people standing up
and shouting.
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I've been doing shit for ages.
This is what I should be doing.
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-Sorry.
-That's what Cob says.
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No, that's what I think.
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So it doesn't pay anything. So what?
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You know I lost
two clients this month?
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Who?
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Guive and Teddy Blair.
They left for United.
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-What, the poet?
-No, he's not a poet.
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He's a stand-up,
and actually a really good actor.
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Hmm. I think I saw him do a poem.
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Sorry.
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-(SIGHS)
-WOMAN: So sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry.
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It's just really fucking full-on
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because I've been so busy
managing your sex scandal.
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Oh, don't put it on me!
Just...oh, just so co-dependent.
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-I'm co-dependent?
-Oh, what, I'm co-dependent?
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You're so co-dependent!
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(THEATRE BELL RINGS)
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-Oh, God.
-What? what?
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-Don't look. Look at me.
-Why? Why?
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Look at me. It's not an issue.
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Is that his wife?
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She stayed with him?
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That's just tragic.
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Do you wanna leave?
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We can leave.
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(WHISPERS) Yeah, let's go.
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-Yeah?
-Let's go.
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-Sorry, sorry.
-Sorry.
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-(DISCORDANT ELECTRONIC MUSIC BLARES)
-Sorry. Sorry. Shit.
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So sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
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(MALE ACTOR SHOUTS VICIOUSLY
AND INCOMPREHENSIBLY)
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(ACTOR CONTINUES SHOUTING VICIOUSLY)
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-My God, did you see them kissing?
-Who?
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Carter and his wife! I mean,
who the fuck kisses during a play?
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Ugh, I did not see that.
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No, but you're right,
that director is a genius.
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-I can't even talk about it.
-My God. Do you think everyone knew?
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Do you think everyone knew the penis
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was sat in front of me
with the penis's wife?
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-I need to get a margarita.
-CARTER: Shit!
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-NAOMI: Oh...
-Suzie!
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Suzie Pickles!
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I haven't seen you in ages.
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You were so wonderful in the rushes
of 'AfterDeath' that I've seen.
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-Carter, look.
-Yeah. How are you?
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-How are you? How are you?
-WOMAN: Oh, my!
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Gen, please introduce me
right this moment
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or I will lose my proverbial shit.
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Charon Bander.
From William Morris Agency.
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CHARON: So, who are you with?
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Sorry, she asked
with American levels of ambition.
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-I'm Naomi Jones.
-Sorry. No, I meant professionally.
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-Also me. Hello.
-They're doing their thing.
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-Let's, um...
-Yeah, we should...
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So, are you coming to the fundraiser?
Oh, you must!
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Genevieve here is an actual
real person in the real world.
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-Does amazing work in West Africa.
-Yes, please do come!
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We raise money every year
to reunite children
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from tourist orphanages
with their families.
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CHARON: It's a Women of Talent
in the Arts event.
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I mean, you must be a member.
Great networking.
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Very drunk, powerful women
all in the same room.
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No, you can't come, Carter.
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You must come. So, who do I write to?
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Send it to me and I'll pass it on
if it's worth it.
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-We're late for the, um...
-The club.
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Yeah, we're going clubbing.
(MIMICS TECHNO BEAT)
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Amazing. Right, 'bye!
'Bye, 'bye, 'bye.
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-'Bye.
-'Bye.
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-Cheekies!
-'Bye.
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Oh, my God.
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Was that the most graceful
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passive-aggressive "fuck you"
ever from his wife?
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No, she doesn't know.
That woman has no idea.
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So he never told her?
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-About you. About the affair.
-My God.
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-He never fucking told her.
-The photos.
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He said he fucking told her.
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NAOMI: What a lying piece of shit.
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He lost nothing.
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(CHARON LAUGHS)
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(TENSE STRING MUSIC BUILDS)
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(THEME MUSIC)
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(GLASS SMASHES)
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(BIRDS TWITTER)
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(CLOCK TICKS)
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(SIGHS)
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Suz, what is wrong?
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You've been in
a really weird mood lately.
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Nothing. I'm just really nervous
about today.
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Don't be. It's fucking theatre.
They're lucky to have you.
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Yeah, but they'll all be
proper actresses, you know?
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Listen, it's not exactly
Shakespeare, is it?
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It's some wanky nonsense
about Monica Lewinsky.
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OK, so these are Pass the Parcel,
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these are prizes
for kids who win games,
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and we'll open these together
when I get back.
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-Didn't you label them?
-Yeah.
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I wrapped them
in different wrapping paper.
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-Should've moved it.
-What, his birthday?
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It doesn't have to be
on his actual birthday.
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And I'm not saying cancel it,
I'm just saying
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I'm not sure
he's particularly bothered
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about his birthday party, that's all.
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Well, I asked him and he...
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Obviously if you say
do you want a big party
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with balloons and presents,
they're gonna say yes.
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-They arrive at 2:00.
-I'm just saying.
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I'm not sure these things
are always the kid's idea.
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No, they're not the kid's idea,
you're right.
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They're a tradition of western
civilisation. He didn't invent it.
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He's not Frank Birthday Party,
the inventor of Birthday Parties.
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I told him I'd be back
to cut the cake.
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There's lasagne for parents
who want to stay.
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-Parents who want to stay?!
-'Bye!
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-Hi. It's me.
-SUZIE: I'm here now.
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I'm here now.
This place is like a maze.
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Just checking
you didn't want to go
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to this Women in the Arts
charity thing?
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Are you fucking joking? And spend the
whole night avoiding Carter's wife?
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Why would I wanna do that?
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NAOMI: OK, I just thought
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Women in the Arts,
there'll be lots of contacts there.
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I could go with you.
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I could do with replacing
some clients.
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No, I'm already missing
Frank's birthday
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and I promised I'd be back
to open his presents.
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-NAOMI: It won't go late.
-Yeah, I'd rather chop my tits off.
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OK. Point taken.
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OK, I've gotta go.
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Fuck!
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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-Hello. Women in the Arts event.
-Hi, there.
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I'm calling on behalf
of Suzie Pickles.
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I know we said she couldn't attend
the event this afternoon,
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but it turns out she can.
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-I'll put her name on the list.
-OK, great. Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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MAN: Before we start,
I'm just gonna say...
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..one thing.
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I have no idea what I'm doing.
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(WOMEN CHUCKLE)
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MAN: I just wanna make that clear.
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I already feel weird and insane
that I'm the only man in here,
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and so I just wanna say, generally,
I have no idea what I'm doing.
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I don't know what
we are gonna create in here.
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I'm not in charge.
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We're gonna go from having nothing
but our stories
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into a musical called
'The Party of Monica Lewinsky'.
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(WOMEN CHUCKLE)
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This is an exploration.
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And, er, just have to
have faith in each other.
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Really get into your walk.
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How do you walk?
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Take up every bit of the space
and really feel your own walk.
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Feel the space.
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Hey, um, I'm...I'm really happy
to feel the space,
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but it's just...
it's my son's birthday,
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and they said to me
that I could be away at 5:00.
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But it's, like,
much further away than I thought
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'cause I live out of town.
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So I was just wondering
if I could slip away earlier
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or if you could do this sort of stuff
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that I'm not totally necessary for
at the end of the day.
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-That would...
-Warming up?
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Yeah. Like, if it's not
totally necessary.
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-It is pretty...
-Really?
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(CHUCKLES) I feel really warm.
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-OK.
-Take up every bit of the space.
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Yes, feel the space.
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How do you walk?
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Really get into your walk.
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So, do a bad impression
of yourself.
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Have the courage to be monstrous.
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Keep pushing it.
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Push it further.
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Don't overdo it, Suzie.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Oh, that was a good effort.
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Let's...let's keep passing
and...and stuff.
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(KIDS LAUGH AND CHATTER)
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Christ, OK.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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(MOUTHS WORDS)
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(LOW, UNSETTLING MUSIC)
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(VIVALDI'S 'WINTER' FROM
'THE FOUR SEASONS' SLOWLY BUILDS)
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('WINTER' CONTINUES)
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Oh, hi. Er, Suzie Pickles.
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('WINTER' CONTINUES)
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NAOMI: Hello, Hampstead.
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-Suzie's friend. Hello!
-(NAOMI CHUCKLES)
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Welcome to our haven from patriarchy.
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Yeah. Great.
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-Isn't Suzie with Hal today?
-Er, yeah.
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-He's one of mine.
-(SOFTLY) Of course he is.
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Thank you.
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Mmm!
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HAL: I want you to show me
why you're here.
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Be bold. Think about how
you've been wronged as women.
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That's what's bringing
these women together
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in this place outside of time.
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Hmm?
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Catherine?
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(SINGS) ♪ I did not fuck that horse
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♪ I did not fuck that horse
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♪ I only sought the best
for Russia and my people. ♪
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Antoinette!
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♪ I never said it
I never said it
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♪ They can eat whatever they like! ♪
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Delilah!
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♪ What an excuse,
how bloody unfair
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♪ To pretend that he failed
because of his hair. ♪
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HAL: Jezebel!
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(RAPS) ♪ Bitch can wear make-up
Bitch can wear wigs
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♪ Bitch can wear whatever she please
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♪ Looking good not a disease. ♪
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Monica!
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(SINGS) ♪ I loved him
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♪ I loved him
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♪ He loved me...
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♪ He loved me
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♪ It wasn't good, it wasn't bad
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♪ We loved each other
245
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:02,913
♪ We loved. ♪
246
00:12:08,316 --> 00:12:10,256
Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry.
247
00:12:10,357 --> 00:12:11,777
SUZIE: Sorry.
248
00:12:11,877 --> 00:12:14,037
(SNORTS)
249
00:12:16,879 --> 00:12:19,019
Who's your agency then, Naomi?
250
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,500
-I do know. I've forgotten.
-I have my own set up.
251
00:12:21,601 --> 00:12:24,861
Sensov? Sensov Agency.
252
00:12:24,962 --> 00:12:27,022
"Sense of Agency."
253
00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:28,703
You should come and join a big ship.
254
00:12:28,804 --> 00:12:31,434
Honestly, it gets lonely
out there punting, no?
255
00:12:31,525 --> 00:12:33,225
At some point you just want
a fuck-off view
256
00:12:33,325 --> 00:12:34,665
and an office with a chaise longue.
257
00:12:34,766 --> 00:12:35,666
Yum.
258
00:12:35,766 --> 00:12:38,386
I mean, you'd have to bring Suzie,
of course,
259
00:12:38,487 --> 00:12:41,747
but now is definitely
the time to consolidate,
260
00:12:41,849 --> 00:12:43,069
life stage-wise.
261
00:12:43,169 --> 00:12:46,789
I bet your parents wanted you
to be a doctor or something?
262
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,831
Why do you say that?
263
00:12:48,931 --> 00:12:51,591
Because don't all our parents?
264
00:12:51,692 --> 00:12:53,592
No, I don't think so.
265
00:12:53,693 --> 00:12:57,223
Oh, come on. I'm not gonna let you
make this into something it isn't.
266
00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:01,995
(CHUCKLES) Sorry,
but this is just getting silly.
267
00:13:02,096 --> 00:13:03,996
Is it? What's getting silly?
268
00:13:04,097 --> 00:13:06,097
-You see, this is why...
-WOMAN: Charon!
269
00:13:06,658 --> 00:13:08,678
No, no, I won't.
270
00:13:08,779 --> 00:13:11,099
It's a beautiful house.
271
00:13:13,421 --> 00:13:15,661
You're lucky to even be here.
272
00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:19,242
So go and do something with that.
273
00:13:19,343 --> 00:13:20,243
(CLICKS TONGUE)
274
00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:24,233
(BRISTLING, JAZZY PERCUSSION)
275
00:13:27,346 --> 00:13:30,446
WOMAN: Did you see Hal's show
that's on now?
276
00:13:30,547 --> 00:13:32,567
-Amazing.
-Oh, I couldn't get tickets.
277
00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:34,648
-How did you get a ticket?
-Friends of friends.
278
00:13:34,749 --> 00:13:36,129
(SIGHS)
279
00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:38,829
Is it just me or does he take
a long time to...
280
00:13:39,831 --> 00:13:41,831
(WOMEN CHUCKLE)
281
00:13:42,272 --> 00:13:44,812
-My God, when he looks at you...
-That glare?
282
00:13:44,913 --> 00:13:45,813
Yeah.
283
00:13:45,913 --> 00:13:48,313
It's like, "I don't know.
You're the genius!"
284
00:13:49,674 --> 00:13:52,284
Is he, though? Or...or just...
285
00:13:53,596 --> 00:13:54,696
(CHUCKLES)
286
00:13:54,796 --> 00:13:57,496
Don't you do that Nazi zombie show?
287
00:13:57,597 --> 00:13:58,977
'AfterDeath', yeah.
288
00:13:59,078 --> 00:14:01,418
Yeah, not for long, though. Spoilers!
289
00:14:01,519 --> 00:14:03,979
-I don't watch it.
-Oh, er, well, I die.
290
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,740
-Hmm. Too late. Tweeted it!
-(WOMEN LAUGH)
291
00:14:06,841 --> 00:14:08,941
Is that still Carter Vaughan?
292
00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:10,102
Yeah.
293
00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:11,582
Hmm, yeah.
294
00:14:11,683 --> 00:14:13,223
What?
295
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:16,673
I just hope your runners
all signed NDAs.
296
00:14:16,765 --> 00:14:19,905
What, you mean like shouty or hands?
297
00:14:20,006 --> 00:14:22,546
Oh, hands. I worked with him
on 'Chorley Bay'.
298
00:14:22,647 --> 00:14:25,547
There was quite the turnover
of young, stupid women on that show.
299
00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:28,228
We used to call him
the 'reverse firework'.
300
00:14:28,329 --> 00:14:30,309
'Cause he banged them,
then he fired them.
301
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:33,090
(WOMEN LAUGH)
302
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,564
I'm...I'm just gonna make a...
303
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:44,655
I'll be right back.
304
00:14:55,099 --> 00:14:57,239
He is such a fucking cunt.
305
00:14:57,340 --> 00:15:00,120
Do you know he's fucked, like,
runners and assistants as well?
306
00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:02,041
How did I not know that?
307
00:15:02,142 --> 00:15:03,762
Carter? I knew that.
308
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:06,443
And if you'd told your best friend
who you were considering banging,
309
00:15:06,544 --> 00:15:08,124
I would have thrown myself
across his cock
310
00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:09,574
like one of JFK's bodyguards.
311
00:15:09,665 --> 00:15:11,945
Well, like them, you have failed.
312
00:15:13,466 --> 00:15:14,846
Where are you?
313
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:17,847
NAOMI: Er, just working.
You know, as I do.
314
00:15:17,948 --> 00:15:20,668
I've got to go, I've got
to go back in. Alright, 'bye.
315
00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:27,530
Oh, my God.
You've got one fucking job.
316
00:15:27,632 --> 00:15:29,212
I'm just...I'm just gonna see
317
00:15:29,312 --> 00:15:31,772
if there's somewhere I can put it
so it stays...
318
00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:35,013
Hang on a minute, I'm just gonna
put it here so I can use my hands.
319
00:15:35,114 --> 00:15:36,904
COB ON PHONE: He's being a shit.
320
00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:38,375
-Cob?
-OK, er...
321
00:15:38,476 --> 00:15:39,896
So, what's happening? What's wrong?
322
00:15:39,996 --> 00:15:41,996
Let me go over and talk to him.
323
00:15:43,118 --> 00:15:45,258
He says he won't play
unless you're here.
324
00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:46,738
(SIGHS) I don't know what to do
325
00:15:46,839 --> 00:15:48,659
with all these kids
if he won't join in.
326
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,960
Well, he doesn't have to join in.
327
00:15:51,921 --> 00:15:53,921
(PHONE BEEPS)
328
00:15:56,763 --> 00:15:58,763
(DOOR OPENS)
329
00:16:01,004 --> 00:16:04,114
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
330
00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:05,506
-Welcome back.
-Sorry.
331
00:16:05,606 --> 00:16:07,426
We were just discussing
what Monica wants.
332
00:16:07,527 --> 00:16:08,707
Objectives.
333
00:16:08,807 --> 00:16:10,267
Objectives, like...?
334
00:16:10,368 --> 00:16:12,668
Like when she walked into
that room, what did she want?
335
00:16:12,769 --> 00:16:15,029
Well, there are lots of
different Monicas, aren't there?
336
00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:17,950
Did she want sex when she walked
in that room with him?
337
00:16:18,051 --> 00:16:20,551
-Did she want power?
-Did she want approval?
338
00:16:20,652 --> 00:16:21,672
Oh!
339
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,872
Interesting.
340
00:16:23,973 --> 00:16:25,793
What do you think she wants, Suzie?
341
00:16:25,894 --> 00:16:29,964
Probably just to get
something signed.
342
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,355
To not lose her job.
343
00:16:32,456 --> 00:16:35,596
No, you can't play a negative.
You can't play not wanting something.
344
00:16:35,697 --> 00:16:36,877
Well, I can. (LAUGHS)
345
00:16:36,978 --> 00:16:38,718
(LAUGHS)
346
00:16:38,819 --> 00:16:41,559
People don't walk around
wanting things.
347
00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:44,160
That's not how it is,
at least not for women.
348
00:16:44,261 --> 00:16:46,881
(SOMEONE LAUGHS)
349
00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:49,062
That's being alive!
350
00:16:50,063 --> 00:16:51,363
Hm!
351
00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:55,493
I want things. I want money.
352
00:16:55,585 --> 00:16:57,325
I want my kids to be safe.
353
00:16:57,426 --> 00:16:58,726
I want to be seen.
354
00:16:58,826 --> 00:17:01,166
Hmm, I wonder if there is
something interesting
355
00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:03,167
in Monica wants to be seen.
356
00:17:03,268 --> 00:17:07,408
-Seen by who, then, is the question.
-SUZIE: Yeah, but...
357
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:08,890
..that's not what life is.
358
00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:11,090
I mean, look, I can...I can pretend
359
00:17:11,191 --> 00:17:14,971
that Monica goes into the Oval Office
of the White House
360
00:17:15,072 --> 00:17:16,852
wanting to be seen, it's just...
361
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,693
(SIGHS)
362
00:17:18,794 --> 00:17:23,104
I don't... It's just...
Fine. Whatever. (HALF-LAUGHS)
363
00:17:23,196 --> 00:17:25,056
I think...
364
00:17:25,156 --> 00:17:28,556
(CLOCK TICKS)
365
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,419
-Are you...are you gonna...
-I wonder...
366
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,500
(EXHALES SOFTLY)
367
00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:38,981
GENEVIEVE: Oh, my God, Naomi?
368
00:17:39,082 --> 00:17:41,462
-Hi.
-Hi!
369
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:43,862
Please can we go and get a drink?
370
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,183
If you want.
371
00:17:45,284 --> 00:17:46,914
-We met the other night.
-I remember.
372
00:17:47,005 --> 00:17:49,505
I hope you don't mind.
You seem like a real person.
373
00:17:49,606 --> 00:17:50,506
I mean, barely.
374
00:17:50,606 --> 00:17:52,306
Do you know anyone?
Who do you wanna meet?
375
00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:54,867
Oh, you don't have to do that.
I mean, famous people.
376
00:17:54,968 --> 00:17:57,788
Women who need agents.
377
00:17:57,889 --> 00:17:59,389
Shall we move to red?
378
00:17:59,489 --> 00:18:02,749
WOMAN: We tell ourselves
these experiences didn't affect us.
379
00:18:02,851 --> 00:18:04,591
It was the things around it
380
00:18:04,691 --> 00:18:05,871
that affected us.
381
00:18:05,972 --> 00:18:08,512
But maybe that is
the being affected, you know?
382
00:18:08,613 --> 00:18:09,673
HAL: Hmm.
383
00:18:09,773 --> 00:18:14,003
Suzie, do you have anything
you'd like to share
384
00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:16,955
about feeling like
you were shamed as a woman
385
00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:20,276
or disrespected or...
386
00:18:20,377 --> 00:18:25,017
Yeah, I mean, obviously.
Like, that's why you're using me.
387
00:18:26,099 --> 00:18:28,559
Because of the thing with my phone.
388
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:31,400
Well, I don't like
to think of it as using.
389
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,441
OK, but, like...
390
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:34,842
Can I just ask,
391
00:18:34,943 --> 00:18:37,763
if we're gonna, like,
share our stories and experiences,
392
00:18:37,864 --> 00:18:39,284
do we get any credit for that?
393
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:42,614
Hm. Credit.
394
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,646
Interesting financial term.
395
00:18:44,746 --> 00:18:46,646
(PHONE BEEPS)
396
00:18:46,747 --> 00:18:48,767
OK, well, look, it's actually...
397
00:18:48,868 --> 00:18:50,988
Oh, God, it's just gone five.
It's just gone five.
398
00:18:52,910 --> 00:18:56,290
Oh, OK. Well,
this was an abrupt way to end.
399
00:18:56,391 --> 00:18:58,291
No, I mean, just for me,
not for these guys.
400
00:18:58,392 --> 00:18:59,332
Do you remember you said...
401
00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:01,532
No, it just feels like
this is a democratic process
402
00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:03,773
and not based on schedule.
403
00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:05,874
Some people
are being quite vulnerable.
404
00:19:08,235 --> 00:19:10,575
Oh, OK, alright, well...
405
00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:13,096
..fuck you, man.
406
00:19:13,197 --> 00:19:15,977
Fuck you. (LAUGHS)
407
00:19:16,078 --> 00:19:18,978
Do you want me to sing it
for you? Shall I sing it?
408
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:25,980
(SINGS) ♪ Fu-u-u-u-uck!
409
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:30,142
♪ Fu-u-u-u-uck
410
00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:35,814
♪ You-oo! ♪
411
00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:44,487
(LAUGHS)
412
00:19:45,490 --> 00:19:49,270
-(MILITARY DRUM ROLL)
-(CAR ALARM BLARES)
413
00:19:49,371 --> 00:19:51,551
(JAUNTY PIPE MUSIC)
414
00:19:51,652 --> 00:19:54,452
-(SQUELCH!)
-(MUSIC DIES AWAY)
415
00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:08,898
Show me.
416
00:20:23,024 --> 00:20:24,854
Can you smell shit?
417
00:20:24,945 --> 00:20:27,765
Er, yeah. Sorry.
418
00:20:27,866 --> 00:20:30,046
It's 'cause I've got shit on me.
419
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,146
What?
420
00:20:34,788 --> 00:20:37,888
Look, you...you can't do that in
me cab, love. That's gonna go in...
421
00:20:37,989 --> 00:20:41,169
No, love! I can't have it.
Sorry, no, sorry.
422
00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:42,171
(SUZIE GAGS)
423
00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:44,091
That's gonna cost me 40 quid
for a fucking valet.
424
00:20:44,192 --> 00:20:46,192
-OK. Alright, fuck it.
-You can't do it in here!
425
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,113
What are you doing? No...
426
00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:51,944
Happy? Shitless.
427
00:20:52,035 --> 00:20:53,775
What, are you having a bad day
or what?
428
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:56,255
I don't wanna talk, alright?
I mean...
429
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,896
No, I can't want a negative.
430
00:20:57,997 --> 00:21:00,577
I want silence.
431
00:21:00,678 --> 00:21:04,218
I want you just to drive the cab.
432
00:21:04,319 --> 00:21:08,139
Sorry about your friend
and that terrible phone thing.
433
00:21:08,241 --> 00:21:10,621
I didn't want to say anything.
Is she OK?
434
00:21:10,722 --> 00:21:13,382
Er, it's a big question.
435
00:21:13,483 --> 00:21:16,863
Who looks at those things,
you know? Knowing that?
436
00:21:16,964 --> 00:21:20,354
You're not in this whole game,
are you?
437
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:24,066
I acted a bit. I might get back
into it now the kids are older.
438
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:28,987
I've just been doing this orphanage
work. It took over everything.
439
00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:33,069
I know, it sounds so worthy. (LAUGHS)
440
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:36,310
Probably comes from
a really unhealthy place.
441
00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:39,512
Controlling thing, no doubt.
Weird few years.
442
00:21:39,613 --> 00:21:43,153
I'm sorry.
I did hear that you lost a child.
443
00:21:43,254 --> 00:21:44,644
Yeah.
444
00:21:44,735 --> 00:21:47,315
I mean, shitting fuck.
445
00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:49,476
-Sorry.
-No, don't worry. I prefer that.
446
00:21:49,577 --> 00:21:52,717
It feels right. Not condolences.
447
00:21:52,818 --> 00:21:54,998
-Do you have kids?
-No.
448
00:21:55,099 --> 00:21:57,099
Good.
449
00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:00,580
You get to keep your heart.
450
00:22:02,502 --> 00:22:04,002
Oh, mate, can we pull over here,
please?
451
00:22:04,102 --> 00:22:06,602
I thought you was in a rush
to get to the station?
452
00:22:06,703 --> 00:22:10,593
I just, I just...
I just need two minutes.
453
00:22:14,586 --> 00:22:16,366
-I can't wait on double yellows.
-Fine! I'll just...
454
00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:17,847
I'll just get another cab.
455
00:22:17,947 --> 00:22:19,087
OK.
456
00:22:19,188 --> 00:22:20,888
Have you got cash?
Me machine's not working.
457
00:22:20,989 --> 00:22:22,809
Really? It's not working, is it?
458
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,609
Is it really not working,
or is this just a bit of tax evasion?
459
00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:28,370
You know I could literally
change the radio station in an Uber?
460
00:22:28,471 --> 00:22:31,251
Alright, go on, have the cash, then.
You're lucky I've got the cash.
461
00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:33,212
-Have you got anything smaller?
-No.
462
00:22:33,313 --> 00:22:35,213
While you're here,
any chance you can sign my book?
463
00:22:35,314 --> 00:22:37,424
Not for me, it's for
the blokes back at the office.
464
00:22:37,515 --> 00:22:38,415
Just keep it.
465
00:22:38,515 --> 00:22:41,315
-Just keep the money, alright?
-Fucking celebrities!
466
00:22:43,957 --> 00:22:46,177
(CAR HORN BLARES)
467
00:22:46,278 --> 00:22:47,618
Excuse me!
468
00:22:47,719 --> 00:22:49,719
(SHOP BELL RINGS)
469
00:22:58,403 --> 00:22:59,823
Excuse me.
470
00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:01,903
Hi. Uh, have you...
471
00:23:02,004 --> 00:23:04,354
Have you got these in a seven?
I'll pay for them now.
472
00:23:04,445 --> 00:23:05,985
Just...I'm in a rush.
473
00:23:06,086 --> 00:23:07,626
I can just see if we've got them.
474
00:23:07,726 --> 00:23:10,106
Yeah, or just something like them
in a seven,
475
00:23:10,207 --> 00:23:12,787
just whatever's closest to them
on the shelf.
476
00:23:12,888 --> 00:23:14,948
OK. But you want these in a seven?
477
00:23:15,049 --> 00:23:17,729
Or whatever's like them.
Just any colour.
478
00:23:23,372 --> 00:23:25,612
-(PHONE CHIMES)
-(SIGHS)
479
00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:30,304
Trying to get home!
480
00:23:41,139 --> 00:23:43,219
Hello, mate. Would these be quicker?
481
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:47,500
One of these? Or two of these?
482
00:23:50,102 --> 00:23:51,802
You prefer those?
483
00:23:51,903 --> 00:23:56,033
Just... No, forget it, forget it.
Just...as you were. Just...before.
484
00:24:15,272 --> 00:24:18,932
So, we didn't have them in a seven,
but we had them in a six.
485
00:24:19,033 --> 00:24:20,773
Yeah, OK, that's fine. Here you go.
486
00:24:20,874 --> 00:24:22,184
So you are a six?
487
00:24:22,275 --> 00:24:23,815
No, but it's fine.
488
00:24:23,915 --> 00:24:25,455
Because we don't have these
in a seven.
489
00:24:25,556 --> 00:24:27,556
Yes, you said. You said.
490
00:24:28,397 --> 00:24:30,257
So you want these?
491
00:24:30,358 --> 00:24:32,358
Yeah.
492
00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:34,919
-That'll be 49.99.
-Yeah.
493
00:24:50,925 --> 00:24:53,385
-Do you want a loyalty card?
-No, I don't.
494
00:24:53,486 --> 00:24:55,626
But if you spend over £50
you get, um...
495
00:24:55,727 --> 00:24:57,027
I don't want one.
496
00:24:57,128 --> 00:24:59,108
-You're only 1p off.
-I don't want one. I don't...
497
00:24:59,209 --> 00:25:01,349
-You don't want any shoe care?
-No, no. No shoe care.
498
00:25:01,449 --> 00:25:02,349
OK.
499
00:25:02,450 --> 00:25:03,990
Give me the machine.
500
00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:07,150
You can't tap. It's over the £30,
so you're just gonna have to...
501
00:25:07,252 --> 00:25:09,552
OK, alright, I'll put it in.
502
00:25:09,653 --> 00:25:13,413
Thank you. Come on then,
come on then, Mr Fucking Machine.
503
00:25:14,534 --> 00:25:16,544
Come on.
504
00:25:17,175 --> 00:25:19,915
-There you go.
-Thank you.
505
00:25:20,017 --> 00:25:22,017
(MACHINE BEEPS)
506
00:25:22,818 --> 00:25:24,818
(MACHINE BEEPS)
507
00:25:26,779 --> 00:25:28,079
-Want your receipt?
-No!
508
00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:32,040
(TEMPESTUOUS CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC
PLAYS)
509
00:25:32,141 --> 00:25:33,921
Fuck!
510
00:25:34,022 --> 00:25:36,322
-(PHONE RINGS)
-Ohhh!
511
00:25:36,423 --> 00:25:37,643
SUZIE: What is it, Nay?
512
00:25:37,743 --> 00:25:40,243
Why do I have an email saying
you stormed out of a workshop?
513
00:25:40,344 --> 00:25:42,054
SUZIE: Posh cunts wanking on
about their own pain
514
00:25:42,145 --> 00:25:44,445
so they can trap another bunch
of posh cunts in a room
515
00:25:44,546 --> 00:25:46,006
to clap at them - you said that.
516
00:25:46,106 --> 00:25:49,206
-I begged to get you in there.
-What? No, you didn't.
517
00:25:49,308 --> 00:25:51,048
'Cause you wanted it.
That's what I do.
518
00:25:51,148 --> 00:25:54,248
It's not just you when you go in.
You are representing me.
519
00:25:54,350 --> 00:25:56,690
-Charon Bander's giving me looks.
-What the fuck?
520
00:25:56,790 --> 00:25:59,170
You literally went to
the fucking women's thing!
521
00:25:59,271 --> 00:26:00,691
Are you there now? Are you there?
522
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:01,812
NAOMI: I had to, Suz.
523
00:26:01,912 --> 00:26:04,252
I have no work and my biggest client
keeps throwing away jobs.
524
00:26:04,353 --> 00:26:06,533
Just...just go, mate,
there's no-one behind you.
525
00:26:06,634 --> 00:26:11,024
-(CAR HORN TOOTS)
-I am so... Just go! Go!
526
00:26:11,116 --> 00:26:15,776
I am missing my son's only eighth
birthday party to make money for you,
527
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,858
right now, and you're out
with Carter's wife!
528
00:26:18,959 --> 00:26:21,979
Alright, alright, alright,
what do you want me to do, mate?
529
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,820
You want me to walk out
in front of you? Well, I'm here now!
530
00:26:24,921 --> 00:26:26,921
I'm here now! Are you happy?
531
00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:32,103
What the fuck do you fucking want?!
What do you...
532
00:26:32,204 --> 00:26:34,794
Oh, you're going to film me? (LAUGHS)
533
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:37,745
Are you gonna film me now? OK?
OK? Are you gonna film me, mate?
534
00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:40,106
Open the door, mate. Open the door.
535
00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:42,567
Ah! Fuck!
536
00:26:43,688 --> 00:26:46,668
Open the door.
537
00:26:46,769 --> 00:26:48,309
Put it down! Open the...
538
00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:50,070
Open the fucking door!
539
00:26:50,171 --> 00:26:52,791
-(CAR HORN TOOTS)
-Open the fucking door!
540
00:26:52,892 --> 00:26:56,312
-(CAR HORNS BLARE)
-(TEMPESTUOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
541
00:26:56,413 --> 00:26:59,633
(LAUGHS)
542
00:26:59,734 --> 00:27:02,684
Fuck you. Fuck you.
543
00:27:02,776 --> 00:27:05,076
Fuck off.
544
00:27:05,176 --> 00:27:07,176
FUCK!
545
00:27:08,258 --> 00:27:10,658
(PHONE RINGS)
546
00:27:19,302 --> 00:27:21,722
CARTER: Suz, it's not a good time.
We're about to shoot.
547
00:27:21,823 --> 00:27:24,243
Am I mad? Am I mental?
548
00:27:24,344 --> 00:27:26,774
Sorry, or was that your wife
I met the other night,
549
00:27:26,865 --> 00:27:31,125
who had absolutely no fucking idea
about you and I or the hack...
550
00:27:31,226 --> 00:27:32,606
So what's the issue?
551
00:27:32,707 --> 00:27:36,007
You came round and announced
that you'd left your wife,
552
00:27:36,108 --> 00:27:38,088
told her it was you with me
in those photos!
553
00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:39,449
CARTER: Well, let's be fair
about this.
554
00:27:39,549 --> 00:27:40,929
I was going to tell her.
555
00:27:41,030 --> 00:27:42,890
If you'd said yes,
I was prepared to tell her.
556
00:27:42,991 --> 00:27:46,291
-You told me you'd told her!
-Yeah, I could have told her.
557
00:27:46,392 --> 00:27:48,332
This enormous romantic gesture!
558
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:50,173
If you said yes,
I would have told her,
559
00:27:50,274 --> 00:27:52,414
so it was technically
a big romantic gesture.
560
00:27:52,514 --> 00:27:55,824
Well, you were loitering in my garden
in the middle of the night!
561
00:27:55,916 --> 00:27:57,616
I thought I'd ruined your life!
562
00:27:57,716 --> 00:27:59,096
Then it's lucky I didn't tell her.
563
00:27:59,197 --> 00:28:01,337
Because that would be another life
that got ruined. Look...
564
00:28:01,438 --> 00:28:04,898
And now I find out you've been
fucking everything that moves!
565
00:28:04,999 --> 00:28:07,019
I am still the guy
whose heart got broken
566
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,780
and you're still the girl
who broke it.
567
00:28:09,881 --> 00:28:12,181
Alright, well, if you're not going
to fucking tell her, I will!
568
00:28:12,282 --> 00:28:14,282
TAXI!
569
00:28:17,604 --> 00:28:19,614
Hey!
570
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:23,105
Mummy's at work.
571
00:28:23,206 --> 00:28:26,386
(THROBBING TECHNO MUSIC)
572
00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:28,487
WOMAN: Is that Suzie Pickles?
573
00:28:45,815 --> 00:28:47,815
Excuse me.
574
00:28:50,696 --> 00:28:51,916
SUZIE: Genevieve.
575
00:28:52,017 --> 00:28:54,117
-What are you doing here?
-He doesn't get to lose nothing.
576
00:28:54,218 --> 00:28:56,198
I smashed the phone,
but I can still show her.
577
00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:58,959
She has to see, she deserves
to see it. It's insane, alright?
578
00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:01,000
I'm not the only woman
he's had an affair with.
579
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:03,760
I'm probably not the only woman
in this room he's had an affair with.
580
00:29:03,861 --> 00:29:05,521
Do you not feel bad about that
at all?
581
00:29:05,622 --> 00:29:08,202
-Of course! Have you seen my life?
-I mean bad for her, Suz!
582
00:29:08,303 --> 00:29:09,803
-No! She des...
-OK. No!
583
00:29:09,904 --> 00:29:12,814
-..deserves to see!
-She's a nice person, Suz.
584
00:29:12,905 --> 00:29:14,445
She does not deserve you
doing anything to her.
585
00:29:14,546 --> 00:29:16,446
What have I done to her?!
What have I done?
586
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:19,006
I don't even know her.
I've just fucking met her properly.
587
00:29:19,107 --> 00:29:22,487
-Are you drunk?
-Oh, God, alright. Don't fucking...
588
00:29:22,589 --> 00:29:26,689
Don't talk down to me
like some proxy kid, alright?
589
00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:29,650
If you wanna do that, why don't you
just have a fucking baby?
590
00:29:29,751 --> 00:29:32,131
Because I am not that selfish.
591
00:29:32,232 --> 00:29:34,052
Oh, God!
592
00:29:34,153 --> 00:29:37,053
Oh, my God,
what are you even doing here?
593
00:29:37,154 --> 00:29:39,304
What are you doing here, Naomi?
What are you doing here?
594
00:29:39,395 --> 00:29:42,375
Look, this isn't even
your invitation, it's mine.
595
00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:43,936
I'm Suzie Pickles.
596
00:29:44,037 --> 00:29:46,097
(INSISTENTLY) I'm Suzie Pickles!
597
00:29:46,198 --> 00:29:49,298
I am here networking because
I desperately need new clients
598
00:29:49,399 --> 00:29:52,739
and I desperately need to feel like
I am worth something!
599
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,980
Oh, my God, alright, well,
let's just park that for a moment
600
00:29:56,081 --> 00:29:58,301
so we don't all throw up everywhere,
OK?
601
00:29:58,402 --> 00:30:02,502
And I'm sorry if I've got in the way
of your gross ambition
602
00:30:02,604 --> 00:30:04,794
and your new friendship
with your stupid mate
603
00:30:04,885 --> 00:30:07,165
with the ridiculous face.
604
00:30:12,648 --> 00:30:14,268
NAOMI: Please don't.
605
00:30:14,368 --> 00:30:16,148
Don't tell me what to do, Naomi.
606
00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:17,989
-Go home, Suz.
-Yeah, alright. You go home!
607
00:30:18,090 --> 00:30:20,090
NAOMI: You're so fucking tragic.
608
00:30:46,660 --> 00:30:50,420
-(LEAVES RUSTLE)
-(NIGHT CREATURES CALL)
609
00:30:52,503 --> 00:30:54,503
SUZIE: Oh, my God.
610
00:30:56,144 --> 00:30:59,034
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
611
00:31:02,346 --> 00:31:03,606
SUZIE: What happened?
612
00:31:03,707 --> 00:31:05,707
He stood on it.
613
00:31:06,668 --> 00:31:09,028
On...on him.
614
00:31:14,871 --> 00:31:16,871
What did you do?
615
00:31:17,272 --> 00:31:19,212
What did you do?! Who are you?
616
00:31:19,313 --> 00:31:20,493
What did you do?
617
00:31:20,593 --> 00:31:23,133
(SCREAMS)
618
00:31:23,234 --> 00:31:25,224
What is wrong with you?
It was an accident!
619
00:31:25,315 --> 00:31:28,455
Fucking hell, what is wrong with you?
620
00:31:28,556 --> 00:31:31,876
(DISTURBING MUSIC)
621
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,260
Roger...
622
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:41,980
I'm sorry.
623
00:31:42,082 --> 00:31:45,082
(DISTURBING MUSIC CONTINUES)
624
00:31:52,766 --> 00:31:55,806
(MOODY GUITAR MUSIC)
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