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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,198 --> 00:00:06,198 -(GRIM MUSIC) -(FOOTSTEPS ECHO) 2 00:00:21,247 --> 00:00:23,067 -(DING!) -At least she's having fun. 3 00:00:23,168 --> 00:00:27,368 Three of her sucking his cock, and then this one taken after. 4 00:00:30,652 --> 00:00:32,432 -(DING!) -There's more in the background. 5 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:35,872 -Do you see? -COB: What? I don't see anything. 6 00:00:35,974 --> 00:00:38,304 Ha-ha. Look closer. 7 00:00:42,978 --> 00:00:45,978 (GRIM MUSIC) 8 00:00:51,502 --> 00:00:53,522 -(DING!) -Ha-ha! Slag. 9 00:00:53,623 --> 00:00:55,483 -Terrible tits too. -L-O-L. 10 00:00:55,584 --> 00:00:57,654 -(DING!) -Yes, I prefer bigger ones. 11 00:00:57,745 --> 00:01:00,565 -On a smaller frame, ideally. -Same. 12 00:01:00,666 --> 00:01:04,766 Aw, your preference is for bigger breasts on a smaller frame. 13 00:01:04,868 --> 00:01:06,608 What a connoisseur. 14 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:09,449 What a rare and unique gazonga palette you have, sir. 15 00:01:09,551 --> 00:01:11,051 I haven't seen that top before. 16 00:01:11,152 --> 00:01:13,552 -But have you looked over there? -Room service! 17 00:01:16,274 --> 00:01:19,164 COB: Plates? Some food? A wineglass? 18 00:01:20,916 --> 00:01:22,616 -(DING!) -But what's above the wineglass? 19 00:01:22,717 --> 00:01:27,977 -(DING!) -Now you see it. Deep background. 20 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,460 (SULTRY JAZZ MUSIC) 21 00:01:30,561 --> 00:01:33,201 -(DING!) -Drugs as well. Disgusting. 22 00:01:35,484 --> 00:01:38,794 That's not all she put in her mouth. LOL. ROFL. 23 00:01:38,885 --> 00:01:40,945 -Ha-ha. Ha-ha. -LOL. ROFL. 24 00:01:41,046 --> 00:01:42,546 -LOL. ROFL. -Ha-ha. 25 00:01:42,647 --> 00:01:45,147 -LOL. ROFL. LOL. ROFL. -Ha-ha. Ha-ha. 26 00:01:45,248 --> 00:01:48,228 -LOL. ROFL. LOL. ROFL. LOL. ROFL. -Ha-ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. 27 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:49,830 (COB GRUNTS) 28 00:01:49,931 --> 00:01:52,331 SUZIE: Hey. 29 00:01:54,653 --> 00:01:57,113 I keep reporting all the sites that upload it 30 00:01:57,214 --> 00:01:59,684 and then threatening anyone who reposts. 31 00:01:59,776 --> 00:02:03,036 Some other...fucker puts it up. 32 00:02:03,137 --> 00:02:04,837 Cob, you don't have to do that, OK? 33 00:02:04,938 --> 00:02:06,918 -The lawyers are on it, it's not... -Mm-hm. 34 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:09,419 -It's not your problem. -Isn't it? 35 00:02:10,981 --> 00:02:12,921 Did you watch that TED Talk I sent you? 36 00:02:13,022 --> 00:02:14,482 No, I didn't. 37 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:16,843 And maybe don't send me any more fucking YouTube clips 38 00:02:16,944 --> 00:02:19,134 from fucking Naomi for me to watch about your fucking infidelity. 39 00:02:19,225 --> 00:02:21,125 Sorry, I thought I'd deleted the bottom of the email. 40 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:23,426 But it's Esther Perel, you know? She's very good. 41 00:02:27,549 --> 00:02:29,489 When was the last time you took drugs? 42 00:02:29,590 --> 00:02:32,570 -(FOOTSTEPS THUD) -What sort of drugs? 43 00:02:32,672 --> 00:02:34,692 I mean, women take all sorts of drugs, 44 00:02:34,793 --> 00:02:37,653 you know, all the time to deal with all the pain. 45 00:02:37,754 --> 00:02:39,384 (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 46 00:02:39,475 --> 00:02:41,655 Do you know what else is in those photos? 47 00:02:41,756 --> 00:02:45,296 (SIGHS) His balls? My stretch marks? 48 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:47,978 If you look really closely, am I in blackface? 49 00:02:48,079 --> 00:02:52,219 -(FOOTSTEPS THUD) -Coke. Cocaine. 50 00:02:52,322 --> 00:02:56,082 On a phone. His, presumably. 51 00:02:59,405 --> 00:03:01,265 You're fucking joking? 52 00:03:01,366 --> 00:03:05,266 Nope. Someone in one of the forums really kindly blew it up. 53 00:03:05,368 --> 00:03:07,948 (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 54 00:03:08,049 --> 00:03:09,509 Fuck! 55 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:13,030 Yeah. Didn't mention that, did you, when we talked about it? 56 00:03:13,132 --> 00:03:15,232 I didn't mention... Of course I didn't mention that. 57 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,313 -That wasn't the main... -So it's that common, is it? 58 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:19,404 For you to take a shitload of drugs with someone? 59 00:03:19,495 --> 00:03:20,635 -And then... -No. 60 00:03:20,736 --> 00:03:23,276 We used to do that all the time before we...before Frank. 61 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:26,077 And I assumed that we both gave all that up. 62 00:03:26,178 --> 00:03:29,398 Really? 'Cause can I raise a hand to the Critics Circle Award 2016? 63 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,120 Fuck off! That was, like, 10 years ago! 64 00:03:31,221 --> 00:03:34,481 -No, it was 2016. -I'm not boring! 65 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,402 OK? It's...it's like... 66 00:03:36,503 --> 00:03:39,573 It's like you made me boring. We both agreed to be boring. 67 00:03:39,665 --> 00:03:42,685 And then you've been off down this whole other secret hole of life. 68 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,287 -It's not fair! -I haven't. 69 00:03:44,387 --> 00:03:47,407 -That's not an accurate... -Yes, it is! It's not fair, Suz! 70 00:03:47,509 --> 00:03:51,049 You can't just make me boring and then go and fuck this other idiot guy 71 00:03:51,151 --> 00:03:53,291 because you're fucking bored of me - that's bullshit. 72 00:03:53,392 --> 00:03:55,932 I compromised, OK? I...I gave stuff up. 73 00:03:56,033 --> 00:03:57,853 You didn't compromise anything, you just fucking moved... 74 00:03:57,954 --> 00:04:00,504 -I understand that. -No, you don't. 75 00:04:00,595 --> 00:04:03,815 -Suzie, I thought I was depressed! -You ARE depressed. 76 00:04:03,917 --> 00:04:07,137 I'm not fucking depressed! I just need a new dressing gown, OK? 77 00:04:07,239 --> 00:04:11,139 I'm not depressed! I just need to not be with a complete psychopath! 78 00:04:11,241 --> 00:04:14,101 And if you don't get that, if you don't understand that 79 00:04:14,202 --> 00:04:17,182 I need some fun now, I need some fucking attention here, 80 00:04:17,284 --> 00:04:19,974 then I...I just... I genuinely don't think... 81 00:04:22,646 --> 00:04:24,966 ..that this...that this can work. 82 00:04:26,688 --> 00:04:29,208 (FOOTSTEPS THUD) 83 00:04:31,451 --> 00:04:33,691 -(FRANK SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) -Hey, big man! 84 00:04:35,533 --> 00:04:38,153 Yes, sir. Music for dancing. 85 00:04:38,254 --> 00:04:40,304 (FOOTBALL COMMENTARY PLAYS) 86 00:04:42,096 --> 00:04:43,236 Just fucking dance. 87 00:04:43,336 --> 00:04:46,796 Look, I know I fucked up massively, OK? I'm aware of that. 88 00:04:46,898 --> 00:04:48,838 I'm trying to be better, I actively am. 89 00:04:48,939 --> 00:04:51,119 If I do the Disney gig, we can just start again. 90 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,960 We just go out there, forget all of this... 91 00:04:53,061 --> 00:04:55,561 You think Disney are gonna wanna work with you with a drug scandal? 92 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:58,323 -Are you delusional? -They can't just assume what it is. 93 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:02,014 OK? You can buy legal highs online, it looks exactly the same. 94 00:05:02,106 --> 00:05:03,726 They don't know the context. 95 00:05:03,827 --> 00:05:05,407 It's white powder on a phone screen 96 00:05:05,507 --> 00:05:07,647 with a fucking TV exec with his cock in your mouth. 97 00:05:07,749 --> 00:05:09,329 That's quite a lot of context, isn't it? 98 00:05:09,429 --> 00:05:11,929 (COMMENTATORS AND CROWD CHEER) 99 00:05:12,031 --> 00:05:15,031 -(BELL TOLLS) -(THUNDER RUMBLES) 100 00:05:20,395 --> 00:05:23,655 SUZIE: I'm a terrible mother. I'm a terrible wife. 101 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:26,976 I'm only a slightly above average actress. 102 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:31,958 I think the last time I spoke to you was my wedding vows. Yeah. 103 00:05:33,441 --> 00:05:34,981 I know you probably think, 104 00:05:35,082 --> 00:05:37,462 "Oh, she only comes to me when I want something," but... 105 00:05:37,563 --> 00:05:40,973 ..please, I really need your help. 106 00:05:42,606 --> 00:05:44,506 I'll be good from now on. 107 00:05:44,607 --> 00:05:46,667 -(STICK THUDS) -I'll tell the truth. 108 00:05:46,768 --> 00:05:50,788 I'll be a better mother, a better wife, a better friend. 109 00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:53,650 I know you can't take it all away, but... 110 00:05:55,252 --> 00:06:01,142 Maybe you can, you know? You're...so powerful and all that. 111 00:06:03,136 --> 00:06:06,076 Is that alright? You know, just...just give me a sign if... 112 00:06:06,177 --> 00:06:09,177 -(PHONE BUZZES) -(ANGELIC MUSIC) 113 00:06:13,461 --> 00:06:16,361 Oh, wow. I mean, that's, um... 114 00:06:16,462 --> 00:06:19,602 -(STICK THUDS) -Um... 115 00:06:19,704 --> 00:06:21,714 Have we got a deal? 116 00:06:22,866 --> 00:06:26,006 I mean...amen. 117 00:06:26,107 --> 00:06:28,827 (THEME MUSIC) 118 00:06:30,269 --> 00:06:32,269 (GLASS SMASHES) 119 00:06:33,111 --> 00:06:34,491 (DOOR SLAMS) 120 00:06:34,591 --> 00:06:36,671 -Naomi Duribchi? -Yes. 121 00:06:42,315 --> 00:06:44,315 Nice to see you again. 122 00:06:46,317 --> 00:06:51,137 OK, so, um, we're not at a total loss. 123 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:53,700 You haven't totally stopped ovulating, which is good. 124 00:06:53,801 --> 00:06:58,021 -Right. -Very low levels of AMH and FSH. 125 00:06:58,123 --> 00:07:00,903 Every time you've come in, I've suggested egg freezing. 126 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:02,634 Mmm. Which you sell. 127 00:07:02,725 --> 00:07:04,705 But I think we're past that point. 128 00:07:04,806 --> 00:07:08,266 -Look, I'll do it, OK? I'll do it. -No. No. 129 00:07:08,368 --> 00:07:11,548 What I mean is at your stage, and at your age, 130 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:13,950 with the quality of the eggs, 131 00:07:14,051 --> 00:07:16,651 I don't think it's the best use of your time or money. 132 00:07:17,653 --> 00:07:20,513 Sorry? Wait. You don't want them? 133 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:22,564 We've been monitoring you, and you have the levels 134 00:07:22,655 --> 00:07:25,075 we would expect in a woman 5, 10 years older. 135 00:07:25,176 --> 00:07:27,036 Yeah, but aren't all your tests from, like, 136 00:07:27,137 --> 00:07:28,757 French stats from the 1890s or something? 137 00:07:28,858 --> 00:07:33,058 I'm looking specifically at your body, and you're perimenopausal. 138 00:07:34,061 --> 00:07:36,081 Perimenopausal?! 139 00:07:36,182 --> 00:07:38,242 It's not unusual in women in their late 30s. 140 00:07:38,343 --> 00:07:40,843 I'm in my mid-to-late 30s. 141 00:07:40,944 --> 00:07:43,494 You could still get pregnant naturally. We don't know. 142 00:07:43,586 --> 00:07:46,586 (SOMBRE MUSIC) 143 00:07:48,908 --> 00:07:52,968 (CHILD SCREAMS) 144 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:56,070 (CHILDREN CALL, SQUEAL AND YELL) 145 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:02,303 -Where's Frank? -He's over there. 146 00:08:02,395 --> 00:08:05,835 -(CHILDREN SCREAM) -What did she say? 147 00:08:07,437 --> 00:08:10,217 She just kept saying, "Tiny window. Tiny window." 148 00:08:10,319 --> 00:08:13,099 Tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, like a fucking doll's house or something. 149 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,900 -But that's not bad, is it? -Much lower than normal for my age. 150 00:08:16,002 --> 00:08:17,742 I've got a super low ovarian reserve. 151 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:20,302 Like, hardly any follicles. Well below average. 152 00:08:20,404 --> 00:08:22,674 I guess in order for there to be an average, 153 00:08:22,765 --> 00:08:24,785 someone has to be well below average, don't they? 154 00:08:24,886 --> 00:08:26,346 So is that an illness? 155 00:08:26,447 --> 00:08:28,227 No, Suz, that's just how averages work! 156 00:08:28,328 --> 00:08:31,848 Hey. Did you spit at a swan? 157 00:08:33,970 --> 00:08:34,870 No, we... 158 00:08:34,971 --> 00:08:38,691 I told you, we don't spit at swans. 159 00:08:39,973 --> 00:08:42,283 -So, what are you gonna do? -I don't know. I don't know. 160 00:08:42,375 --> 00:08:45,195 Patriarchal fucking medicine hasn't done any research. 161 00:08:45,296 --> 00:08:47,196 It's my own fault. It's my own fault. 162 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:49,197 The whole reason I broke up with Mart... 163 00:08:49,298 --> 00:08:50,318 I said for years... 164 00:08:50,419 --> 00:08:52,319 I don't believe they know. I don't believe they know. 165 00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:53,360 How can they just say... 166 00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:55,960 Well, you know what Mum would say about a situation like this? 167 00:08:56,061 --> 00:08:57,961 -Yeah, "Fuck a squaddie." -Exactly, fuck a squaddie. 168 00:08:58,062 --> 00:08:59,922 Seriously. Who loses? Alright, forget all the science. 169 00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:02,323 You haven't got time for what you thought you had time for. 170 00:09:02,424 --> 00:09:04,734 Just fucking get on, get into it, do it, alright? 171 00:09:04,826 --> 00:09:07,206 You know what you want, just get the fuck on with it. 172 00:09:07,307 --> 00:09:10,047 Yeah, yeah. I know that. I do that. I am that. 173 00:09:10,148 --> 00:09:11,648 -Ugh! -Mmmm! 174 00:09:11,749 --> 00:09:14,089 I like your, um, sh... 175 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:16,190 What are shoes? 176 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,593 Oh, cool. 177 00:09:22,875 --> 00:09:25,055 -How are you? -Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 178 00:09:25,156 --> 00:09:28,256 OK, so listen, in other news, the zombie people are suing you. 179 00:09:28,357 --> 00:09:30,857 -(LAUGHS) Oh, yes. -Yeah. 180 00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:33,139 -The producers, for leaving the show. -Whoo! 181 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,180 It's impossible for me to get you out of contract 182 00:09:35,281 --> 00:09:37,581 because you won't let me tell them the reason that you're leaving. 183 00:09:37,682 --> 00:09:39,982 -Can't they fucking guess?! -It doesn't profit them to guess. 184 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:42,583 -Just let me tell them! -No, he's just told his wife. 185 00:09:42,684 --> 00:09:45,794 -I can't get him into trouble twice. -You're crazy. Then you talk to them. 186 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,866 They wanna take you out for dinner on Friday night. 187 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:50,267 Friday night? I can't go out for dinner on Friday night. 188 00:09:50,368 --> 00:09:52,748 I'm going out with Cob. We're going to have some fun. 189 00:09:52,849 --> 00:09:55,069 It's date night. It's dick night. 190 00:09:55,171 --> 00:09:57,511 If you can't go, then I have to tell them. 191 00:09:57,612 --> 00:10:01,392 -I'm trying to save my marriage! -And I'm trying to save your career! 192 00:10:01,494 --> 00:10:04,384 -SUZIE: I said I'm sorry. -(RADIO PLAYS SOFTLY) 193 00:10:08,617 --> 00:10:10,677 So we don't have to stay for long. 194 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,038 Then I've booked this really nice place for afterwards. 195 00:10:13,139 --> 00:10:16,519 It's got a great tasting menu and cocktails and all that, you know? 196 00:10:16,621 --> 00:10:19,641 Or we could just stay there and have a free meal. 197 00:10:19,743 --> 00:10:24,893 I can't fucking believe they have the gall to sue you! 198 00:10:24,985 --> 00:10:28,925 I think they just wanna see how serious I am about leaving, you know? 199 00:10:29,027 --> 00:10:31,847 I think we just keep it nice and light. 200 00:10:31,949 --> 00:10:34,009 I'm...I'm light. I'm lighter than air. 201 00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:36,010 I'm lighter than all the noble gases. 202 00:10:36,111 --> 00:10:38,171 I'm lighter than fucking... I'm lighter than hydrogen, 203 00:10:38,272 --> 00:10:40,852 which is, unbeknownst to many, even lighter than helium. 204 00:10:40,953 --> 00:10:42,973 Which is why they filled the 'Hindenburg' with it. 205 00:10:43,074 --> 00:10:45,784 -And why all those people died. -Great. 206 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:48,936 PODCAST NARRATOR: Helen's jumper had been pulled up to expose her body. 207 00:10:49,037 --> 00:10:53,017 She had six wounds on her head, most of which caused fractures. 208 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:58,259 She also had multiple stab wounds to her chest. 209 00:10:58,362 --> 00:11:00,702 Helen's body had actually been well concealed by the river 210 00:11:00,803 --> 00:11:03,703 and they had difficulty in removing her from the scene. 211 00:11:03,804 --> 00:11:07,434 G concluded that Helen had actually been killed somewhere else, 212 00:11:07,526 --> 00:11:10,526 and then her body had been left at that location for some time. 213 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,089 Is that a pill? 214 00:11:19,132 --> 00:11:21,072 OK. Wow! 215 00:11:21,173 --> 00:11:24,203 -Go on. Fun. We're having fun. -No. No, no, no, no. 216 00:11:24,295 --> 00:11:25,995 -Um, ah, yeah, maybe after. -Here you are. 217 00:11:26,095 --> 00:11:27,995 I'm alright, thanks. 218 00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:30,276 Oh, so you'll take drugs with him but not with me. 219 00:11:30,378 --> 00:11:32,838 Don't be like that. I've got the meeting, haven't I? 220 00:11:32,939 --> 00:11:34,799 Well, that was work, when you were with him. 221 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:37,480 We'll just tell them to go fuck themselves, then we're gonna go out, 222 00:11:37,581 --> 00:11:39,961 and me and you are gonna have a lovely fucking time, OK? 223 00:11:40,062 --> 00:11:41,602 -Alright, alright! -Right! 224 00:11:41,703 --> 00:11:44,533 -I'll just... -Christ on a bike. 225 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:47,625 (UPBEAT URBAN MUSIC) 226 00:11:50,227 --> 00:11:52,127 -Whoo! -Alright. 227 00:11:52,228 --> 00:11:55,228 (UPBEAT URBAN MUSIC) 228 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,435 (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) 229 00:12:09,957 --> 00:12:11,617 -(MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY) -Eli? 230 00:12:11,718 --> 00:12:13,218 -Naomi. Hi. -Hi. 231 00:12:13,319 --> 00:12:18,099 Oh. Wow. You're really in East London waiting for me in this orb? 232 00:12:18,201 --> 00:12:22,821 -Yes. -God. Trapping me in this orb. 233 00:12:22,924 --> 00:12:26,194 -Shall we small-talk, then? -God, I hate small talk. 234 00:12:26,285 --> 00:12:28,025 Of course you do. Who likes small talk? 235 00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:30,906 Who says, "I'm all about the insignificant bullshit?" 236 00:12:31,008 --> 00:12:33,428 Go on, then. What's your opener? 237 00:12:33,529 --> 00:12:35,109 Have you ever been in a car accident? 238 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:38,630 Oh, God! No. No. 239 00:12:38,731 --> 00:12:40,871 -Have you? -No. 240 00:12:40,972 --> 00:12:42,192 I don't drive. 241 00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:45,403 -Oh. Cool. -(CRUNCHES) 242 00:12:45,495 --> 00:12:47,555 So, have you read anything good lately? 243 00:12:47,656 --> 00:12:49,756 Since being online, I just don't read anymore, you know? 244 00:12:49,857 --> 00:12:52,197 But then I was saying this to my friend the other day, 245 00:12:52,298 --> 00:12:56,078 and she said - yes, 'she' - "Well, wait a minute. 246 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:58,440 "What are you doing when you're looking at your phone?" 247 00:12:58,541 --> 00:13:01,241 -Ah. -And I thought, "Oh, yeah!" 248 00:13:01,343 --> 00:13:04,563 'Cause that's reading, right? That's another way of looking at it. 249 00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:07,934 OK, so... Sorry, have you read any books recently? 250 00:13:08,026 --> 00:13:10,046 No. Oh, my God, wait! 251 00:13:10,147 --> 00:13:13,567 I'll tell you the best book I have read in years. Oh! 252 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:17,529 Have you ever read... A few years ago, amazing book. 253 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,971 I don't know if you've heard of it, it's called 'Sapiens'. 254 00:13:20,072 --> 00:13:22,172 Yeah, I've read 'Sapiens'. It's very entertaining. 255 00:13:22,273 --> 00:13:26,343 Oh, yeah, but it's so intelligent and insightful! 256 00:13:26,435 --> 00:13:28,575 It's, like, all of mankind from when it started, 257 00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:30,336 all the way to here right now. 258 00:13:30,437 --> 00:13:31,817 Yeah, I've read it. 259 00:13:31,918 --> 00:13:33,458 And what people don't realise 260 00:13:33,558 --> 00:13:35,338 is just how incredible everything that's happened is, 261 00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:37,859 and how we're just these monkeys, you know, back from the desert. 262 00:13:37,961 --> 00:13:39,421 We're desert monkeys, basically. 263 00:13:39,521 --> 00:13:42,221 And that influences everything we do all the time. 264 00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:44,863 Where are you from, originally? 265 00:13:44,964 --> 00:13:47,594 It's a very commercial piece of writing, I think. 266 00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:49,625 Incredible. 267 00:13:49,726 --> 00:13:51,766 -You should read it. -OK. 268 00:13:55,089 --> 00:13:58,669 -(LIGHT MUSIC) -MAN: Here she is. 269 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,551 Hello! We've got two for the price of one! 270 00:14:01,652 --> 00:14:04,072 -Hello! -Cob's just here for moral support. 271 00:14:04,174 --> 00:14:05,634 -MAN: Hi, Suzie. -SUZIE: Hi! 272 00:14:05,734 --> 00:14:09,244 -Ohh! Mwah! -(LAUGHS) OK. I'm so glad. 273 00:14:09,336 --> 00:14:11,756 -SUZIE: Hello. -Oh! 274 00:14:11,857 --> 00:14:13,917 Strange lighting, isn't it? 275 00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:17,518 COB: Hwung, hwung. (CHUCKLES) 276 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,520 -Oh, you two look nice. -Thank you. 277 00:14:19,621 --> 00:14:22,001 -He can stay. -(LAUGHTER) 278 00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:25,202 It is unbelievably kind of you to join us, Suzie. 279 00:14:25,304 --> 00:14:27,174 I can't even imagine how busy you are. 280 00:14:27,265 --> 00:14:28,565 Yes. 281 00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:31,686 I know the conversations we're having behind the scenes are what they are. 282 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,127 -Mmm. -But that's not us. 283 00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:37,888 -We just love you. -Aww, they LOVE you! 284 00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:41,530 You need to know how unbelievably delighted we are 285 00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:43,252 with your work so far on the series. 286 00:14:43,353 --> 00:14:44,893 That's why we can't bear it. 287 00:14:44,994 --> 00:14:46,904 I'm trying to play it as you would, you know, 288 00:14:46,995 --> 00:14:48,735 if you were being attacked by zombies in wartime. 289 00:14:48,836 --> 00:14:50,576 -But it's hard to know. -(LAUGHTER) 290 00:14:50,677 --> 00:14:54,377 -Champagne. -Have a look at what you'll have. 291 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,378 Everybody's gonna have the most expensive thing. 292 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,219 Oh, God. OK, listen. 293 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,980 Before you guys start trying to guilt us through the medium of steak, 294 00:15:02,082 --> 00:15:04,782 I just...I don't want there to be any strangeness, OK? 295 00:15:04,884 --> 00:15:09,274 We've all seen the photos, haven't we? Yeah. 296 00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:13,666 -Do you mean... -The...stolen, hacked material? 297 00:15:13,768 --> 00:15:15,148 Yes, ma'am. 298 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:18,429 I didn't know if it was... I haven't looked at that. 299 00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:21,150 -Obviously. -(SUZIE LAUGHS POLITELY) 300 00:15:21,252 --> 00:15:24,292 I hope someone reached out. Did someone reach out? 301 00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:31,104 You don't have to lie, OK? People don't have to lie. 302 00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:34,917 We are quite busy. 303 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:37,399 It must have been a very difficult time for you. 304 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,400 Now, we haven't been appraised of the full situation... 305 00:15:40,501 --> 00:15:42,601 Well, Taylor, you'd better get fucking appraised 306 00:15:42,702 --> 00:15:47,812 because someone in HR has fucked right up. 307 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,645 Ah, here he is! 308 00:15:49,746 --> 00:15:52,526 We thought if there was anyone that could sell staying on to you, 309 00:15:52,627 --> 00:15:55,527 Disney or not, it's the man with the plan! 310 00:15:55,629 --> 00:15:58,809 You know Carter, showrunner extraordinaire! 311 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:00,810 Mwah. Mwah. 312 00:16:00,911 --> 00:16:03,911 (TENSE PERCUSSION MUSIC) 313 00:16:08,475 --> 00:16:10,455 Good evening. 314 00:16:10,556 --> 00:16:12,876 Well, look who it is. 315 00:16:14,798 --> 00:16:16,898 Yeah, I don't think we've met. 316 00:16:16,999 --> 00:16:18,999 (TENSE MUSIC BUILDS) 317 00:16:26,844 --> 00:16:29,234 (POLITE RESTAURANT CHATTER) 318 00:16:29,325 --> 00:16:32,945 (CHAIR SCRAPES LOUDLY) 319 00:16:33,047 --> 00:16:37,247 -Did you know he was coming? -No, I fucking didn't. I didn't know. 320 00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:43,390 (LAUGHS) Oh, look at you, man. You sat down. Wow. 321 00:16:43,492 --> 00:16:44,912 I was coming here to say 322 00:16:45,013 --> 00:16:47,233 this shouldn't be a legal matter because it isn't. 323 00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:50,444 We were just saying, weren't we, that you have all these ideas 324 00:16:50,536 --> 00:16:53,236 as to where Suzie's character could go, you know... 325 00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:55,517 (LAUGHS) 326 00:16:55,618 --> 00:16:57,838 I'm sorry about the personal situation. 327 00:16:57,939 --> 00:16:59,439 (LAUGHS) Fucking hell. 328 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,600 CARTER: Shouldn't make a difference. 329 00:17:01,701 --> 00:17:04,161 This is fundamentally a professional matter. 330 00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:07,763 I think we've put everybody in a very difficult position, 331 00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:09,534 and that's probably our fault. 332 00:17:09,625 --> 00:17:11,625 Do you want me to go? 333 00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:16,448 Or do you wanna go? 334 00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:19,009 I'm not going fucking anywhere, mate. 335 00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:20,010 No? 336 00:17:20,110 --> 00:17:21,770 I'm the only person at this table 337 00:17:21,871 --> 00:17:24,091 who has literally nothing to be ashamed of. 338 00:17:24,192 --> 00:17:27,712 -Hey, OK. Mea all the culpas. -COB: Wow. 339 00:17:29,355 --> 00:17:34,415 Suzie, will you look at this cunt? I'm sorry, LOOK at this cunt! 340 00:17:34,518 --> 00:17:35,858 (SLURPS) 341 00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:38,298 Well, Eli, your ex-wife sounds like a bitch. 342 00:17:38,399 --> 00:17:41,419 -Thank you very much. -No, I haven't dated much, really. 343 00:17:41,521 --> 00:17:46,221 But you are looking for a boyfriend because, come on, you have needs. 344 00:17:46,323 --> 00:17:48,553 Yeah, but I can outsource all that shit. 345 00:17:48,645 --> 00:17:52,025 I have this adorable massage guy who I've had for the last six months, 346 00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:53,546 and after the deep tissue, 347 00:17:53,647 --> 00:17:56,107 well, we engage in a bit of non-penetrative play. 348 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:59,508 But after the last time, he asked me out on an actual date. 349 00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:03,470 -Are you paying for this? -Hardly! I mean, I guess. 350 00:18:03,572 --> 00:18:05,832 -Do you like him? -My massage guy? Oh, he's wonderful. 351 00:18:05,933 --> 00:18:07,833 But he's early 20s and totally unbroken, 352 00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:10,084 and I don't wanna be the one to do the breaking. 353 00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:11,995 I don't wanna lose a good massage guy, fundamentally. 354 00:18:12,096 --> 00:18:14,476 I sometimes wonder if it's men that want to be in relationships. 355 00:18:14,577 --> 00:18:15,877 I just want a bit of spunk 356 00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:17,878 and a range of needs being met from various sources. 357 00:18:17,979 --> 00:18:19,879 I think it's being WITH a man that is ruinous. 358 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,240 -(LAUGHS) -Wow. 359 00:18:22,341 --> 00:18:25,001 We really got away from the small talk, didn't we? 360 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,083 Yeah, we really, really did. 361 00:18:27,184 --> 00:18:29,934 And I could snap it off like that. 362 00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:33,045 Hey, man. Alright, brother. No foul, no foul. 363 00:18:33,147 --> 00:18:36,487 Don't fucking 'brother' what-fucking-whatever me. 364 00:18:36,588 --> 00:18:39,528 -Dude, this is a restaurant. -That is factually fucking accurate. 365 00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:41,530 Well done. No wonder they say you're a genius. 366 00:18:41,631 --> 00:18:44,051 WOMAN: I don't think this is a negotiation 367 00:18:44,152 --> 00:18:47,452 that you two can both successfully be part of. 368 00:18:47,554 --> 00:18:49,384 COB: No, no, no. I wanna hear him pitch. 369 00:18:49,475 --> 00:18:51,975 -CARTER: I'm not gonna dance for you. -COB: You're such a knob! 370 00:18:52,076 --> 00:18:54,896 You two, I get that he's worth more to you than she is. 371 00:18:54,997 --> 00:18:56,997 A black showrunner, I get that. 372 00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:01,779 Oh, whoopsy, did I say a bad word? 373 00:19:01,881 --> 00:19:04,861 Did I say a true thing in this palace of cunts?! 374 00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:07,382 (SUZIE, OVERLAPPING) I need to find the loo. I don't feel well. 375 00:19:07,484 --> 00:19:10,314 -(WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) -(SUZIE WHISPERS) OK. OK. 376 00:19:10,405 --> 00:19:13,405 (FRAUGHT MUSIC BUILDS OVER RESTAURANT MUSIC) 377 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,367 SUZIE: I need to go to the loo. 378 00:19:19,569 --> 00:19:22,189 Oh, my God, oh, my God! My God! My fucking God. 379 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,471 -(TOILET FLUSHES) -Help me! Help. Fucking help me. 380 00:19:24,572 --> 00:19:26,752 Please, help me. Give me a sign. 381 00:19:26,853 --> 00:19:29,863 -(PHONE BUZZES) -(ANGELIC MUSIC) 382 00:19:37,859 --> 00:19:39,879 -Hello? -WOMAN: Suzie! 383 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,000 Hey! It's Doreen Bookman. 384 00:19:42,101 --> 00:19:45,361 I'm VP at Disney Talent Relations and Casting Reach Out. 385 00:19:45,462 --> 00:19:47,362 -(DOOR CLOSES) -Is this a bad time? 386 00:19:47,463 --> 00:19:49,583 Oh, well, it...it's not the best, it... 387 00:19:50,585 --> 00:19:52,885 -It's fine. -Fantastic. 388 00:19:52,986 --> 00:19:54,926 So I wanted to touch base. 389 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,447 You didn't misunderstand. We think you are an incredible artist. 390 00:19:58,549 --> 00:20:01,529 And that's why we wanted to reach out directly 391 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:04,850 and make sure you knew how much we value YOU. 392 00:20:04,952 --> 00:20:07,572 And I know there's some tough things going on 393 00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:10,783 with some private pictures of you that have been stolen, 394 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:13,895 and we're gonna address that with some of the tech companies. 395 00:20:13,996 --> 00:20:15,776 And everyone is still on board, 396 00:20:15,877 --> 00:20:18,857 and we absolutely consider you a part of the Disney family. 397 00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:23,859 -Oh, my God! -Welcome to Disney, OK? 398 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,661 -(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC BUILDS) -(LAUGHS) Thank you! 399 00:20:26,763 --> 00:20:29,583 Oh, my God, thank you. Thank you so much. 400 00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:31,834 Oh! 401 00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:34,225 And, look, I just wanna say that 402 00:20:34,326 --> 00:20:36,946 there are...there are lots of legal highs 403 00:20:37,048 --> 00:20:39,028 that look very similar to what's in that picture, 404 00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:40,629 like, the white powder. 405 00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:43,790 And I'm very happy to publicly say that that's...that it's that, 406 00:20:43,891 --> 00:20:46,271 you know, that's it's not cocaine, if that helps. 407 00:20:46,372 --> 00:20:48,372 Thank you. 408 00:20:50,695 --> 00:20:53,795 -Doreen? -Er, yeah, Suzie, thank you so much. 409 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:57,296 -We'll be in touch soon. -OK, thank you. 410 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:00,839 Thank you, thank you. 411 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:02,940 WOMAN: Excuse me? 412 00:21:04,141 --> 00:21:05,761 -Yeah? -Pass me some loo roll, please? 413 00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:08,022 Oh, yeah. Sure. 414 00:21:17,588 --> 00:21:20,248 Don't suppose you want an ecstasy pill, do you? 415 00:21:20,349 --> 00:21:22,009 I mean, no, no, that's stupid. 416 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:24,690 Why would you take a pill off a stranger in a toilet? 417 00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:26,851 WOMAN: No, that's OK. 418 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,672 -Yeah, sure. -OK. 419 00:21:37,478 --> 00:21:39,458 -(TOILET FLUSHES) -Go with God. 420 00:21:39,559 --> 00:21:42,559 (ANGELIC CHORAL MUSIC) 421 00:21:47,443 --> 00:21:52,713 Honestly, what I wanna say, but could never say to a guy like you, is - 422 00:21:52,805 --> 00:21:55,745 it's just a reality - do you wanna go and fuck? 423 00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:59,067 -(CRUNCHES BRIEFLY) -I'm in my fertile window. 424 00:21:59,168 --> 00:22:01,388 And chances are, by far, nothing will happen as a result. 425 00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:03,590 You get what all straight men are supposed to want - 426 00:22:03,691 --> 00:22:05,071 no-strings-attached sex - 427 00:22:05,171 --> 00:22:06,551 and I get what I want, 428 00:22:06,652 --> 00:22:08,672 the highest statistical chance of having a child as possible. 429 00:22:08,773 --> 00:22:10,433 But you're not saying that? 430 00:22:10,534 --> 00:22:13,284 I'm saying it, but, no, obviously not. I'm not saying it. 431 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:18,595 But that's what I would say if... the world... 432 00:22:18,698 --> 00:22:20,838 -Right. -Anyway, anyway. 433 00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:25,059 Siblings, films, travel, podcasts? 434 00:22:26,582 --> 00:22:28,322 -Cereal? -(SLURPS) Mmm. 435 00:22:28,423 --> 00:22:30,423 Here she is! 436 00:22:35,386 --> 00:22:37,806 Suzie, I am here with the producers formally asking you 437 00:22:37,908 --> 00:22:39,568 to not abandon your job on the show 438 00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:42,688 because of a personal and important relationship 439 00:22:42,790 --> 00:22:44,930 that is not relevant to this creative endeavour. 440 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:50,971 We weren't properly aware of the personal element of this situation. 441 00:22:51,074 --> 00:22:55,744 Is there any way we can make this work? 442 00:22:55,836 --> 00:22:57,896 You could fire him. 443 00:22:57,997 --> 00:23:00,177 -I have been dealt my blow... -COB: Job. 444 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:05,299 ..in terms of my...life and my home and my punishment. 445 00:23:05,401 --> 00:23:07,901 And I see no reason why people should be punished any further... 446 00:23:08,002 --> 00:23:12,592 This guy took pictures of my wife and now they're all round the world, 447 00:23:12,685 --> 00:23:16,065 and it has fucked me and it has fucked her and it's fucked them. 448 00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:18,506 And it's him, it's fucking him! 449 00:23:18,608 --> 00:23:21,068 It's up to Suzie. 450 00:23:21,169 --> 00:23:23,169 Yeah. 451 00:23:29,213 --> 00:23:32,213 (CHAIR SCRAPES) 452 00:23:36,496 --> 00:23:38,756 I am gonna leave the show. 453 00:23:38,858 --> 00:23:41,758 (DISTANT CHEERING) 454 00:23:41,859 --> 00:23:45,599 And we have to make that work 455 00:23:45,701 --> 00:23:49,601 or things will get very ugly. 456 00:23:49,703 --> 00:23:51,243 -(SLAP!) -Bangarang! 457 00:23:51,344 --> 00:23:53,374 -Thank...you. -You're welcome. 458 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:55,885 Goodnight. And good luck. 459 00:23:55,986 --> 00:23:58,206 -And good fucking riddance. -Yeah, alright, mate. 460 00:23:58,307 --> 00:24:00,527 -Yeah, alright, mate! -CARTER: Yeah, alright. 461 00:24:00,628 --> 00:24:02,768 Oh, we're mates then? Let's have a hug. 462 00:24:02,870 --> 00:24:05,010 Alright, mate, come here! We've gotta leave. 463 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,171 No, come here. I love you. 464 00:24:07,272 --> 00:24:10,152 (MUFFLED) Oooh. I love you, yes. 465 00:24:21,799 --> 00:24:24,059 Come on, Cob! 466 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,860 Cob. Cob. 467 00:24:25,961 --> 00:24:27,961 Cob, let's go. 468 00:24:30,723 --> 00:24:32,263 Cob. 469 00:24:32,364 --> 00:24:34,594 Cob, Cob, Cob, Cob. 470 00:24:34,685 --> 00:24:37,965 -Come on. Cob. Cob. Cob. -(LAUGHS) 471 00:24:41,449 --> 00:24:44,589 If you want her to do pick-ups, if you want her to do a death scene, 472 00:24:44,690 --> 00:24:47,750 or a single fucking word of ADR on this weak, derivative shitshow, 473 00:24:47,852 --> 00:24:49,512 then I'm there for it. 474 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:53,483 And this pervert can't come within 10 feet of her at any time. 475 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:55,575 Thank you and goodnight. 476 00:24:57,977 --> 00:24:59,977 I worry about her. 477 00:25:04,540 --> 00:25:06,360 Oh, I could bring a contract. 478 00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:07,841 The woman could bring a legal disclaimer 479 00:25:07,942 --> 00:25:10,082 saying there'll be no consequences for you whatsoever. 480 00:25:10,183 --> 00:25:12,923 It is totally legally binding. I will never contact you again. 481 00:25:13,024 --> 00:25:16,934 -But apparently that would be mad. -That would be fucking insane. 482 00:25:17,026 --> 00:25:19,886 Yeah, but the more sane you make it, the more insane it becomes. 483 00:25:19,988 --> 00:25:22,048 (NAOMI LAUGHS) 484 00:25:22,149 --> 00:25:25,609 Now, I wanna hear all about your psychosis and your life crisis 485 00:25:25,710 --> 00:25:27,490 and your relationship with your mother. 486 00:25:27,591 --> 00:25:29,931 -Oh, OK. -Because I am way too exposed. 487 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:34,103 Well, OK, but I should get you another drink. 488 00:25:34,195 --> 00:25:37,735 -Even though that's terrifying. -(BOTH LAUGH) 489 00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:40,256 -Something strong, please. -Mmm. 490 00:25:40,358 --> 00:25:43,258 A margarita to go with my shame. 491 00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:45,659 Er, you can get your papers out. 492 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,100 (BOTH LAUGH) 493 00:25:48,202 --> 00:25:51,202 -(MUFFLED POP MUSIC) -(DISTANT SIRENS) 494 00:26:01,968 --> 00:26:03,968 (GROANS) 495 00:26:10,012 --> 00:26:13,012 -(TRAFFIC RUMBLES) -(CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 496 00:26:18,857 --> 00:26:21,857 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 497 00:26:28,141 --> 00:26:30,461 NAOMI: What the fuck? 498 00:26:48,671 --> 00:26:51,971 (COB LAUGHS SHAKILY) 499 00:26:52,073 --> 00:26:54,333 (HAUGHTILY) "If you want her to do..." 500 00:26:54,434 --> 00:26:56,184 (BOTH LAUGH) 501 00:26:56,275 --> 00:26:59,055 "..a line of ADR..." 502 00:26:59,157 --> 00:27:02,577 ADR. You're such a fucking dick. 503 00:27:02,678 --> 00:27:04,778 -Oh, my... -I'm such a fucking dick. 504 00:27:04,879 --> 00:27:08,939 -Such a fucking dick. -I'm a fucking dick. 505 00:27:09,042 --> 00:27:12,042 (PRIMAL MUSIC) 506 00:27:31,172 --> 00:27:33,952 -Oh, this is a nice one! -Yeah, it's alright, isn't it? 507 00:27:34,054 --> 00:27:36,204 I think the owners have fucked off to Spain. 508 00:27:36,295 --> 00:27:38,835 Look, it's like the Flake advert. (LAUGHS) 509 00:27:38,936 --> 00:27:40,596 What Flake advert? 510 00:27:40,697 --> 00:27:43,517 Oh, my God, do you not know the Flake advert? How old are you? 511 00:27:43,619 --> 00:27:45,439 (LAUGHS) Fuck off! 512 00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:50,580 Just to be clear, you don't want me to actually fuck off? 513 00:27:57,065 --> 00:27:59,925 Er, listen, I need to know that you're up for this, 514 00:28:00,027 --> 00:28:02,327 'cause I pretty much get a UTI every time I have sex 515 00:28:02,428 --> 00:28:04,688 so it's really got to be worth it, you know? 516 00:28:04,789 --> 00:28:07,789 -(GASPS) -(HEAVY ROCK MUSIC) 517 00:28:36,285 --> 00:28:39,285 -(ELEGANT CHORAL MUSIC) -(SIGHS) 518 00:28:54,053 --> 00:28:56,683 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) 519 00:28:56,775 --> 00:28:58,155 Hello? 520 00:28:58,255 --> 00:29:01,255 (BED SQUEAKS) 521 00:29:04,579 --> 00:29:07,279 I want your cum. I want you to cum, baby. 522 00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:08,560 -Yeah? -Yeah. 523 00:29:08,661 --> 00:29:10,881 Be a good boy, be such a good boy. 524 00:29:10,982 --> 00:29:13,482 I know you think it's bad but I like it. 525 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:15,643 Cum for mummy, cum for mummy. 526 00:29:15,744 --> 00:29:17,934 Do it! Do it! 527 00:29:18,025 --> 00:29:20,085 Come on! Come on! 528 00:29:20,186 --> 00:29:22,346 Are you on the pill? 529 00:29:24,829 --> 00:29:27,829 (PENSIVE MUSIC) 530 00:29:35,154 --> 00:29:37,164 -No. -(SIGHS) 531 00:29:42,437 --> 00:29:45,257 (MAN MOANS AND SIGHS) 532 00:29:45,359 --> 00:29:47,359 Fuck. 533 00:29:49,361 --> 00:29:51,021 SUZIE: Cob? 534 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:54,022 (SNORING) 535 00:29:54,123 --> 00:29:57,133 (MALE CHORAL MUSIC) 536 00:30:18,535 --> 00:30:22,715 (WHISPERS) Thank you, God, for everything. 537 00:30:22,817 --> 00:30:25,577 I love you. Amen. 538 00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:31,340 (ALARM BEEPS) 539 00:30:34,663 --> 00:30:37,063 Ah! (URINATES) 540 00:30:41,026 --> 00:30:43,266 -AH! -(SIZZLING) 541 00:30:44,868 --> 00:30:49,568 "We were not aware of some of the details in the images 542 00:30:49,671 --> 00:30:52,331 "and we can no longer offer our support. 543 00:30:52,432 --> 00:30:54,932 "Disney obviously have...has 544 00:30:55,033 --> 00:30:57,583 "special responsibilities towards its young audiences, 545 00:30:57,675 --> 00:31:02,135 "and has a zero tolerance policy on any sort of substance abuse." 546 00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:03,617 (COB LAUGHS) 547 00:31:03,718 --> 00:31:06,418 "We are formally withdrawing our offer 548 00:31:06,519 --> 00:31:09,179 "and are sorry to have to do so. 549 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,220 "Disney and our affiliates look forward to working with Suzie 550 00:31:12,322 --> 00:31:14,662 "at a later stage when she has received..." 551 00:31:14,763 --> 00:31:17,833 (LAUGHS) "..the help she needs." 552 00:31:17,925 --> 00:31:21,945 -(LAUGHS) Oh, mumma. Oh, dear. -Ohh. 553 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:25,707 -Well, fuck that mouse, huh? -(SIGHS) 554 00:31:25,808 --> 00:31:28,208 -Fuck him. -(DOOR SQUEAKS) 555 00:31:31,451 --> 00:31:33,991 Argh. Arwrwrwrww! 556 00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:37,073 OK, here we go. 557 00:31:37,174 --> 00:31:39,364 Grub's up. 558 00:31:39,455 --> 00:31:43,075 -(SOMBRE MUSIC) -Ahhhh. 559 00:31:43,177 --> 00:31:47,517 -I'm down in the cellar. -(SIGHS) 560 00:31:47,619 --> 00:31:49,619 Very dark. Ah... 561 00:31:51,181 --> 00:31:55,141 (AEROPLANE ENGINE RUMBLES) 562 00:32:07,669 --> 00:32:09,329 ('UNDER THE IVY' BY KATE BUSH) 563 00:32:09,430 --> 00:32:12,370 ♪ It wouldn't take me long 564 00:32:12,471 --> 00:32:15,531 ♪ To tell you how to find it 565 00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:20,583 ♪ To tell you where we'll meet... ♪ 566 00:32:20,676 --> 00:32:21,696 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 567 00:32:21,796 --> 00:32:26,376 ♪ This little girl inside me is retreating to her 568 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:30,438 ♪ Favourite place 569 00:32:31,641 --> 00:32:34,661 -♪ Go into the garden... ♪ -(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 570 00:32:34,762 --> 00:32:37,422 ♪ Go under the ivy 571 00:32:37,524 --> 00:32:40,314 ♪ Under the leaves 572 00:32:40,405 --> 00:32:42,865 ♪ Away from the party 573 00:32:42,967 --> 00:32:45,387 ♪ Go right to the rose 574 00:32:45,488 --> 00:32:49,528 ♪ Go right to the white rose 575 00:32:51,451 --> 00:32:56,191 (CHOIR SINGS) ♪ For me 576 00:32:56,293 --> 00:32:58,473 ♪ I sit here in the thunder 577 00:32:58,574 --> 00:33:01,484 ♪ The green on the grey 578 00:33:01,576 --> 00:33:06,676 ♪ I feel it all around me 579 00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:09,318 ♪ And it's not easy for me 580 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:13,240 ♪ To give away a secret 581 00:33:13,342 --> 00:33:16,242 ♪ It's not safe... ♪ 582 00:33:16,343 --> 00:33:19,043 OK. Shoot it like the second time we blocked it. 583 00:33:19,144 --> 00:33:23,454 -♪ Go right to the white rose... ♪ -Action. 584 00:33:23,547 --> 00:33:25,487 (SCREAMS) Help me! 585 00:33:25,588 --> 00:33:28,288 -♪ For me... ♪ -Oh, my God, help me! 586 00:33:28,389 --> 00:33:32,009 ♪ Go into the garden 587 00:33:32,111 --> 00:33:34,531 ♪ Go under the ivy 588 00:33:34,632 --> 00:33:37,332 ♪ Go under the leaves 589 00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:39,783 -♪ With me... ♪ -(ZOMBIES SNARL) 590 00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:42,335 -(SCREAMS) -♪ Go right to the rose 591 00:33:42,436 --> 00:33:45,696 ♪ Go right to the white rose 592 00:33:45,798 --> 00:33:49,858 -♪ I'll be waiting for you... ♪ -(SNARLING) 593 00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,580 -(SOBS) -♪ It wouldn't take me long... ♪ 594 00:33:52,681 --> 00:33:56,981 -MAN: Cut! -♪ To tell you how to find it 595 00:33:57,083 --> 00:34:01,193 ♪ To tell you where we'll meet 596 00:34:01,285 --> 00:34:03,785 ♪ Go into the garden 597 00:34:03,887 --> 00:34:07,267 ♪ Go under the ivy 598 00:34:07,368 --> 00:34:09,868 ♪ Go right to the rose 599 00:34:09,970 --> 00:34:13,550 ♪ Go right to the white rose 600 00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:16,991 ♪ It wouldn't take me long 601 00:34:17,093 --> 00:34:22,423 ♪ To tell you how to find it. ♪ 602 00:34:24,177 --> 00:34:27,177 -(WIND BLOWS) -(CHURCH BELLS CHIME) 603 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:37,542 -(THUNDER RUMBLES) -(SEAGULLS SQUAWK) 604 00:34:41,945 --> 00:34:44,945 -(WIND BLOWS) -(CHURCH BELLS CHIME) 605 00:34:53,471 --> 00:34:56,431 (INTENSE ROCK MUSIC) 47377

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