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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,820 (WIND HOWLS) 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:07,740 -(BREATHES HEAVILY) -(HEART BEATS) 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:09,940 (ANIMALISTIC ROAR) 4 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,860 COB: Who is it, Suzie? 5 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,860 I want...I want you to tell me. I want you to feel safe. 6 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:18,520 Whatever happens, I will not be angry, OK? 7 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,920 Go. 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,020 (ANIMALISTIC ROAR) 9 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,780 (HEART BEATS RAPIDLY) 10 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,700 SUZIE: It's Carter. 11 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,960 -(HEART BEATS FASTER) -(FAINT JUNGLE MUSIC) 12 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:39,300 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 13 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:42,260 -(CHUCKLES) -(MUSIC CONTINUES) 14 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,660 -(ANIMALISTIC ROAR) -(LAUGHS) 15 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:48,180 SONG: ♪ Yo, sit down Shut up, shut up 16 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,420 ♪ Ay, boy Hush up 17 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,420 ♪ Yuh block will get brush up 18 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,620 ♪ Brrat 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,900 ♪ Shut the... 20 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,020 ♪ Yo, sit down Shut up, 'top 'he noise 21 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,700 ♪ Ay, boy Hush up 22 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,660 ♪ Yuh block will get brush up 23 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:04,660 ♪ Bang bang 24 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,260 ♪ Shut the... ♪ 25 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,420 (COB WHEEZES) 26 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,620 (COB SPLUTTERS) 27 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,720 (EERIE SOUNDSCAPE) 28 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,700 (SUZIE BREATHES SHARPLY) 29 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,860 Are you very angry? 30 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,960 I'm not angry. 31 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,360 'Cause you should be. 32 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,320 Who else knows? 33 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,060 Well, he knows obviously that's it's him. 34 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,160 COB: Hmm. 35 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:54,220 And Naomi knows. 36 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:56,320 No. 37 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,600 (SUZIE WHISPERS) No. 38 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,260 Well, I think she may have found out just because I told her. 39 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,580 COB: Hmm, OK. 40 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,120 If we're gonna make this work... 41 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:15,760 ..you have to tell me...the truth. 42 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,420 'Cause I know we have a beautiful child and a beautiful home... 43 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,300 I don't care about any of that. 44 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,900 Well, I mean, obviously I care about the child. 45 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 So... 46 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,480 That being said... 47 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,300 Obviously you can't work with him anymore. 48 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,820 Obviously. 49 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,700 Mmm. 50 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,320 Obviously. In the future. 51 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,560 You can't keep doing the show, Suz. 52 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,860 No, but I just mean financially. 53 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,540 We both know it's the shitty genre thing 54 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,540 where your breasts get covered in blood every few episodes. 55 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:53,020 -It's not exactly... -SUZIE: I know. 56 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:56,900 I just...I just mean, like, in sort of... 57 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:02,460 ..house, er, bills, life being possible scheme of things. 58 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,660 -Well, I have a job. -Yeah. 59 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:08,260 Not that you've ever been to campus or seen it. 60 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,060 But I promise I do have a job. 61 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,220 Yeah, I know and that's great. It's just it doesn't... 62 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:16,720 You know, it's not my fault the world values the wrong things, is it? 63 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,340 And we're about to start a second series. 64 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,280 -Well... -It's what they'll say. 65 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,840 Consequences are hard. 66 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,420 -(PHONE RINGS) -What is that? 67 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,140 -What fucking is that? -It's the landline. It's the phone. 68 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,220 (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 69 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:40,040 (THEME MUSIC) 70 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,180 (GLASS SMASHES) 71 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,420 (PHONE RINGS) 72 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,220 -Hello. -It's me. It's me. How you doing? 73 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:50,780 (SIGHS) Oh, God. Hi. 74 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,700 Ah, fine. Yeah. 75 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,780 NAOMI: OK, quick update - I've called all the papers 76 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,860 and pointed out the photos are stolen, so if they print, we sue. 77 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,780 But I just had to yell at one guy for printing a photo of your house 78 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,340 to illustrate the story. 79 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,260 'Cause they're sulking they can't run with you sucking a dick. 80 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,260 So is it recognisable? 81 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,060 The house, I mean. Not the dick. 82 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,940 Yeah, yeah. No, the street name's on it and everything. 83 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,020 -Oh, fuck. -Yeah, but I'm all over it. 84 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,420 I'm gonna get you in the room with some reputation management people. 85 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,380 Oh, God. So I pay for that, do I? 86 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,460 Yeah, or we go the other way. 87 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,020 We go front foot. Take control. Refuse to be shamed. 88 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:23,620 You publish a nude, we publish a nude. 89 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,060 You send one to the sex hospital, we send one to the sex morgue. 90 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,540 I-I publish more nudes? I haven't got any more nudes. 91 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:31,940 I take more nudes? 92 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,900 -Er, no. I meant... -SUZIE: Hey. Sorry. 93 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,360 One minute. One minute. Hey. (GASPS) 94 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:41,580 Wow! Did you draw this at school? 95 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,700 (GASPS) 96 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,860 -Baby! -NAOMI: Suz, hello? 97 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,260 Suz? 98 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:50,420 Just to go back, so my address is out there? 99 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:54,380 Yeah. Er, and also I looked up Sarah Jones just to check her out. 100 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,300 Her Instagram shows her as blonde now and always wearing a yellow jacket. 101 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:01,180 -Sorry, a yellow jacket? -Yeah, so don't freak out. 102 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,300 Looks like she's obsessed with Gemma Collins now. 103 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,780 -Which is great. -That's nice. 104 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,880 Stalking the stalker. 105 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,140 -Ah... -(UNEASY MUSIC) 106 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:15,060 OK. Look, I-I... 107 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,140 I'll call you... Yeah, I'll call you back. 108 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,860 -NAOMI: No... -(SUZIE HANGS UP) 109 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,420 (FAINT RATTLE) 110 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,040 Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. 111 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:29,680 Did you draw this? 112 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:35,380 'Cause I know you said you drew this and I love you, whatever, 113 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,420 OK, but no lying. 114 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,780 You must tell the truth. 115 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:44,700 Did you draw this or... did you find it? 116 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,780 Where? Where? 117 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,880 Frank. Where? 118 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,500 -(FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) -(SCOOTER RATTLES) 119 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,520 (WIND HOWLS) 120 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,540 (CREAKING) 121 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,820 (ANIMALISTIC ROAR) 122 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:05,560 -(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC) -(CROWS CAW) 123 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,180 DIRECTOR: Cut. 124 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,280 Reset. We're gonna go again. 125 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,820 OK, OK. Suzie, look. It's feeling casual. 126 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:23,460 Can you scream while you're running? Really vocalise the terror. 127 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,460 Scream? 128 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,540 The idea being that you're screaming for help, so... 129 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,180 (SIGHS) Yeah, um... No, it's just like, it's... 130 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,140 Sorry, screaming and running. 131 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,900 But I'm...I'm...I'm trying to lose him. 132 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,340 -No, it's just... The... You know... -Sorry, Suzie. 133 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:39,780 I mean, the screaming, that's just gonna bring him to me, right? 134 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,300 It sort of negates the running. 135 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,140 No, I think it doubles it. 136 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,100 Yeah, I mean, I don't think 137 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:49,500 I've ever actually screamed in my life ever if I've been afraid. 138 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,980 What, so you're saying screaming isn't associated with fear? 139 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,740 No, I'm not. I'm just saying that it's not... 140 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,780 It's not something I would do. 141 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,740 -What would you do? -SUZIE: Um... 142 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,740 What, if I was... 143 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,280 If you were being chased by a Nazi zombie, yeah? 144 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:05,780 I'd hide. 145 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,700 DIRECTOR: Almost like there's something not as dramatic 146 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,580 about staying still as there is about running and... 147 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,180 It's trying to find her? Kill her? Tension's dramatic. 148 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,900 We're set up for the run. 149 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,340 Yeah, I mean, just... You do your... You do it. 150 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,900 You're saying, then, that's what you'd do? 151 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,380 Yeah, I...saying that. 152 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:23,380 Yeah, I would just, like, find somewhere and wait 153 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:28,340 and hope...hope they didn't fi... hope they didn't find me. 154 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,020 Hmm. Let's set up for that, then. 155 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,120 -That's massive. -It's a better scene. 156 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,680 -Sorry, Daniel. -DIRECTOR: OK, guys. Changing set-up. 157 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,780 -Suzie. -(GASPS) 158 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,140 Sorry. There's a woman looking for you visiting set. 159 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:46,020 -What does she look like? -Uh, I don't know, really. 160 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,900 Does she have blonde hair? A yellow jacket? 161 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,700 -I'm not sure. -Does she look a bit like... 162 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,460 I don't even know what you say nowadays, 163 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,660 but look sort of day-release, stalker vibes? 164 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,380 -CARTER: Suz. Yep. -Yes? 165 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,480 -Suz. -We need more zombies, mate. 166 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:08,620 I'm so sorry. I am so fucking sorry. 167 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,860 Are you...are you very angry? 168 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,260 Are you kidding? I'm incan-fucking-descent. 169 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,820 Not with you. 170 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,740 Do they know what bastard's done this? 171 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:20,140 I will find them and physically arse-rape them. 172 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,820 (CHUCKLES) 173 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,300 OK. Thanks. 174 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,660 But you...you don't have to do that. 175 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,140 I know. 176 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:30,100 Um, Naomi's on the tech and the law stuff. 177 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,620 So I'm just...I'm sorry. 178 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,540 Look, I don't care...I don't care who sees my cock, Suz. 179 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,340 This is unbelievable what's happened to you 180 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,660 and I want you to know you have everyone's support here. 181 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,660 If anyone says a single thing to you 182 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:43,580 or makes you feel uncomfortable in any way, I'll fire them. 183 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,860 Thank you. Thank you. 184 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,900 But no, don't. Er, don't do that. 185 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,420 I mean, doesn't your wife have any suspicions? 186 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,380 I don't think she's even heard anything. 187 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,620 She doesn't read celebrity news and all that stuff. 188 00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,340 Well, I had to tell Cob. 189 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,540 I did, you know. I had to tell him. 190 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,860 And... I mean, it was... it was pretty... 191 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,820 (CARTER SIGHS) Must have had a nightmare. 192 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,500 Yeah. It was bad. 193 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,580 And I told him it had happened, like, three times 194 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:12,180 and that it was completely over between us. 195 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,220 And is that true? 196 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,740 Three just sounded like a believable number. 197 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:17,940 I mean the last part. 198 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,980 It's me. It's me. I have lanyards. 199 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,460 -Hi. Hi. Hi. -Hi, babe. 200 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,540 Hi. Great. Great. 201 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:26,420 You remember... You know Carter. 202 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,060 More intimately now. You won't remember. 203 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,660 -We met at the... -Of course I remember. 204 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,760 Naomi Jones. Born Naomi Duribchi. Your, um...your hair is longer. 205 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,900 OK. What do you want, a memory medal? 206 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,020 Look, can I just say if there's anything I can do at all, 207 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,660 if making some sort of statement helps... 208 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,020 It doesn't help. It doesn't look great, whatever way. 209 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:46,260 Fucking the boss. The boss fucking her. Old school, new school. 210 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,660 -It's not a great school to go to. -I'm not her boss. 211 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,340 You're married with four kids. 212 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:54,900 Actually, one of his kids is...is...died. 213 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,860 Shit. Sorry. 214 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,780 Yeah. 215 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,780 Thing is, I love her, Naomi. 216 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,660 I really fucking love her. 217 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:07,900 I took a photo of us making love because I-I love her fucking smile 218 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,660 and, yes, I love it near my penis. 219 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,940 And so we took pictures with her phone 220 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,420 because I wanted her to see 221 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,260 how beautiful she looked doing those things, which is my biggest regret. 222 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,360 -Because this would never... -Shh! 223 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:21,300 And now I feel like absolute shit. 224 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,260 But I am a shit that loves her top to bottom. 225 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,180 So you tell me what you need. 226 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,620 A place to talk to the police, who get here in minus 10. 227 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,820 Um, OK, but we're about to set up the shot. 228 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,060 No, it's OK. It's fine. You can use my trailer. 229 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,160 Great. 230 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,260 -(SNIFFS) -I...I know what you're thinking. 231 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,860 -And no, we haven't had sex in here. -It smells like someone has. 232 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,020 It's the fucking septic tank. (GROANS) 233 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,380 (SIGHS) OK, just so you know, 234 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,820 I'm probably gonna have to leave the show. 235 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,340 -What show? -This show. 236 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,980 You know, it's not...it's not workable. I mean, you can imagine. 237 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,020 No. No, no, no. Do you want to leave the show? 238 00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,100 No, I don't wanna leave. Of course I don't wanna leave. 239 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:00,860 It's my only job, apart from the Disney job. 240 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,340 -Yeah, OK, so I wrote to Disney... -Oh, God. 241 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,340 ..explaining that it was fake images, 242 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,740 but turns out they're an expert on what's real and what's not onscreen. 243 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,840 Oh, shit. 244 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,460 (LOUD KNOCK) 245 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:16,940 -Yes. -MAN: Sorry, Suzie. 246 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,780 There's a...police officer here for you. 247 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,420 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 248 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,980 -Oh, it's exciting, isn't it? -(SUZIE LAUGHS) 249 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,180 -SUZIE: Hi. -This is, uh, Suzie. 250 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,260 -I'm PC Simon Niven. -Hi. Me. 251 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,460 -It's nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 252 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,560 -In person. -(CHUCKLES UNCERTAINLY) 253 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:38,240 I mean, as opposed to on telly, not in those photos. 254 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,340 No, I mean, I get that. I get that. 255 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,060 I'm gonna return your phone. 256 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,660 Great. Great. 257 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,940 Er, there's no malware on it. 258 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,580 No indication that anyone's broken into the device itself. 259 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,820 We trust you, obviously, there's been an invasion of privacy. 260 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,180 -You trust us? -Yeah, I mean, why would we be lying? 261 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,380 Oh, no. No, no, no. 262 00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:00,100 The cloud you back everything up on has clearly been compromised. 263 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,980 Eh, do you use the same password for that as for anything else? 264 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,140 Yeah, I mean, it's my password. 265 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,980 NIVEN: Er, yeah, yeah, that's just not ideal. 266 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,820 Yeah, no, I know, I know they tell you 267 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,700 to have, like, multiple passwords, but it's just not realistic. 268 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,060 You know, I'm not... I'm not a computer brain. 269 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,180 I'm not... I can't remember all these things all the time. 270 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,540 -Like names and passwords. -Yeah, OK, but... 271 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,300 -And now punctuation or symbols. -..it's illegal, isn't it? 272 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,720 -It's stolen property. -Yeah, well, interesting. 273 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,020 We actually have quite a small digital team in the Metropolitan... 274 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,740 OK. So you're not going to do fucking anything? 275 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,620 We will investigate but we... 276 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,540 we do have to focus resources on terrorism and paedophilia. 277 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,980 Of course. Of course. 278 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,460 Unfortunately, we can't afford to prioritise crimes 279 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,380 where the victims contribute to their own victimisation. 280 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,100 OK. So the skirt on her phone's a bit short. 281 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,340 NIVEN: Well, maybe I can help. 282 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,380 How about a nice image to put online? 283 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:56,140 A photo from the set of 'AfterDeath's bound to get more hits. 284 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,700 -(CHUCKLES) -Yeah. Sure. Go over here. 285 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,540 NIVEN: There you go. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 286 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,820 Nice shot for us. Cheers. Cheers. Yeah, how do you do the... 287 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,980 I'm a bit... Hang on. I can't... (MUMBLES) 288 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,420 -Let me do it 'cause... Here we go. -Sorry. 289 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,300 -This is because of me mates. -No, it's alright. 290 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,900 (CHUCKLES) I'll be a zombie. (GROWLS) 291 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,020 (PHONE CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 292 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,540 -That's cracking, that. -There you go, mate. 293 00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,260 That's great. Thanks so much. Thank you very much. 294 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,980 -Great to meet you, you know. -Oh, sorry. 295 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,700 -That's alright. Yeah. -'Bye. 296 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,660 -Ta-ra. Nice one. -'Bye. 297 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:28,060 -How do you get out of here? -(SUZIE SIGHS) 298 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,980 Sorry. Sorry. 299 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,660 Just the handle. 300 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,420 Right. 301 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,060 -Bye-bye, PC Niven. -'Bye. 302 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,160 Ta-ra. Yeah. 303 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,380 -NIVEN: Cheers. Oh... -(DOOR SHUTS) 304 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,480 -Oh, my God! -Bloody hell. 305 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,340 (TWIGS SNAP) 306 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,440 (BIRDS CALL IN DISTANCE) 307 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:59,700 ('LA FOULE' BY EDITH PIAF PLAYS) 308 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,800 (FAINT RUSTLING) 309 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,960 -(QUIET, UNEASY MUSIC) -('LA FOULE' CONTINUES FAINTLY) 310 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,760 -('LA FOULE' CONTINUES PLAYING) -(CREAKING) 311 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,940 (UNEASY MUSIC CONTINUES) 312 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,040 (COUGHS) 313 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,420 Ooh, God. Sorry. You just... It's... 314 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,940 Sorry, you just made me jump. I didn't hear you come in. 315 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,700 OK, well, I just came in on my legs as per. 316 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,300 Erm, I need... 317 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,400 Dishwasher needs salt. 318 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,940 -Sorry, what? -The dishwasher. 319 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,140 I need to add some salt. So... 320 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,980 (CHUCKLES) 321 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,820 Are you joking? 322 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:56,060 What, like...salt? 323 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,580 Yeah. 324 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,060 You put salt in the dishwasher. 325 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,160 -Who does? -Everyone. Keeps it working. 326 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:05,700 Alright, is this like you put salt in the dishwasher, 327 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,960 you put pepper in the kettle, you put ketchup down the shitter? 328 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,520 Are you losing... You're... Are you losing your mind? Dishwasher salt. 329 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:16,900 -Dishwasher salt. -OK. 330 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,340 This is...this isn't funny, yeah. 331 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,860 I'm not from dishwasher country. 332 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,820 OK, well, I am from dishwasher country 333 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,340 and we do things differently there. 334 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,420 What is that? 335 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,060 ('LA FOULE' AND UNEASY MUSIC COMBINE) 336 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,900 (CREAKING) 337 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,520 -What did you do? -('LA FOULE' PLAYS LOUDLY) 338 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,720 -('LA FOULE' ENDS) -(UNEASY MUSIC CONTINUES) 339 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,240 (CREAKING) 340 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,700 (CREAKING CONTINUES) 341 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,800 -(WIND HOWLS) -(CLOCK TICKS) 342 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,980 -(CREAKING) -What was that? 343 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,760 -Hmm? -Did you hear that? 344 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,540 What? What is it? 345 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,760 Am I being mad? Am I being mad? 346 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,300 What? 347 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,740 I didn't...I didn't want to tell you 348 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:30,700 because it's...it's just another thing that I fucked up, 349 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:35,340 but our address is out there in the paper and...and so... 350 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,420 Our house. Where we live with our human son. 351 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,540 -Yes. And so... I... -This address. 352 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,380 Yeah, and so, you know, Naomi's really worried 353 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,580 about fucking crazy fucking stalker lady. 354 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,580 You know, Sarah what's... what's-her-name. 355 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,540 Anyway. Look. I dunno. 356 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,040 Maybe I'm... Maybe I'm just being para. 357 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,980 -Rightio. -Oh, no. It...it's fine. 358 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,700 -It's not fine, Suzie. -It's fine. 359 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,660 I need to go and check there isn't a psychopath in our house. 360 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,500 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) 361 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,600 -(CLOCK TICKS) -(JAPANESE JAZZ MUSIC) 362 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,800 (CREAKING) 363 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:19,620 (THUD!) 364 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,920 (JAPANESE JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES) 365 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,720 (SOFTLY) Jesus. 366 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,420 -Hey. How are you? -NAOMI: Yeah, how are you? 367 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,300 Oh, yeah. I'm good. What's going on with you? 368 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,220 -What's going on with you? -Alright. Look. 369 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,500 At one point, one of us is actually gonna have to answer. 370 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,580 OK, so I floated the idea to the producers about you exiting the show. 371 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,860 Yeah. Did they go fucking mad? 372 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,220 -Yeah. -Well, don't say that. 373 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,300 I can't explain to them why, can I? 374 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,340 And they've been ridiculously supportive about the hack. 375 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,660 Don't they suspect it's their fucking showrunner in the photo? 376 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,900 Let me tell them. Let's 'me too' him to fuck. 377 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,380 No, don't do that. It's deeply... No. Just... 378 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,900 What am I supposed to do, right? They're threatening to sue you. 379 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,660 Alright, don't worry. I'll call Carter. Carter will sort it out. 380 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,860 He's the problem. Fuck's sake. 381 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,960 Such a fucking coward. 382 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,840 What? What? 383 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,040 (JAPANESE JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES) 384 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,340 (SINISTER LAUGHTER) 385 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,440 (SILENCE) 386 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,480 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 387 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,220 -(DOOR THUDS) -(SIGHS) 388 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,700 -I've written you this great arc. -SUZIE: Yeah. 389 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,100 -I've talked you through it. -Yeah, I know, I know. 390 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,540 But it's not unreasonable. It's the only thing he demands. 391 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,500 So you're gonna walk off the show? 392 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:01,100 Just write me out. 393 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:05,340 Just kill me. Just kill me, OK. 394 00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,260 No-one will mind. Just... 395 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,860 Just... You're so good at zombie fighting, hunting. 396 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,900 -(GROWLS) -..always said you would. 397 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,140 -(CONTINUES GROWLING) -(LAUGHS) 398 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,860 SUZIE: No! (LAUGHS) 399 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,500 Stop! 400 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,060 Look, this is...this is nonsense 401 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,900 because of...because of physical love. 402 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,060 A visual representation of some physical love. 403 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:32,180 -I mean, did they find who did this? -No... They... It's my fault. 404 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,740 They gave me my phone back. 405 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,420 This isn't...this isn't something you should lose your livelihood over. 406 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,220 You can't be punished twice. 407 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,980 But it's not about the hack. It's about the us. 408 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,980 If the issue is us working together, then I should be the one to go. 409 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:47,100 OK, well, that's... That is mad. Obviously that's mad. You can't... 410 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,260 -Well, it's your show. -Look, it's not MY show. 411 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,060 It's everyone who works on it. We're a family. 412 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,760 Well, if we're a family, then this is incest, so what are we gonna do? 413 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,460 -So what are we gonna do? -Look... You... 414 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,140 Look. I... 415 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,700 (SIGHS) I love you. 416 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,740 And you can't go making life decisions 417 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,740 based on not upsetting people and doing what they tell you to. 418 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,980 Well, sorry that I do that. 419 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:15,860 OK, I'm sorry that I do that. But then just...tell me what I should do. 420 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,060 -(GROWLS) Oh, you're an idiot. -(LAUGHS) 421 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,860 But you're brilliant. Of course I'm not going to let you go. 422 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,100 -Ow. -Mwah. 423 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,340 CARTER: Hmm. (MOANS) 424 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:28,540 I'm just so frightened all the time. 425 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,860 I'm just so frightened all the time. 426 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,660 You know, I really... I'm just frightened all the time. 427 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,540 Yeah, I know. 428 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,700 -You've got egg on your top. -Oh, yeah. 429 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,340 Yeah, it's... It's kid carnage at the moment. 430 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,100 Genevieve's away. 431 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,060 Look. 432 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,580 You can't leave the show. It's not fair. 433 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,660 -You have to go and tell him that. -No. 434 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,140 -I'll come with you. -No. 435 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,620 -I'll talk to him. -Don't do that. 436 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,420 Obviously don't do that, OK. It's completely inapp... 437 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,420 It's my life. Promise me you won't do that. 438 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,520 -Well, promise me you'll fight. -Well... 439 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,040 (CARTER CHUCKLES) 440 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,320 Oh, don't 'cause, I mean, we should... 441 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,280 (INDISTINCT TWO-WAY RADIO CHATTER) 442 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,000 (UNEASY PIANO MUSIC) 443 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,540 She's, uh...she's here to see Mr Betterton. 444 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,740 Apparently, um, he's her husband. 445 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,020 Yeah, I haven't visited before, which is bad of me. 446 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,900 WOMAN: Come with me. He's in Lecture Hall C. 447 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,580 -Doesn't she need to sign in? -(CAMERA SNAPS) 448 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,060 For security? 449 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,580 Suzie Pickles isn't here to bomb us, is she? 450 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,940 If she is, then that would be strange. Happy to go that way. 451 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,700 (CHUCKLES) 452 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,540 It was written in the late 1400s by two German inquisitors 453 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,900 and, um, I thought maybe we could try it out on someone here. 454 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:15,820 Who wants to volunteer? Anyone? All you have to do is sit in a chair. 455 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,500 Valerie, why don't you come down? 456 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,900 -VALERIE: Alright. -COB: There you go. 457 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,140 Have a pew, my friend. 458 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,840 Here she is. Ah...Valerie. 459 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,300 -Did you steal all the penises? -VALERIE: Yeah, I did. 460 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,340 -You did, didn't you? -VALERIE: I have all the penises. 461 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,140 She has all the penises. I knew it. OK. Here's what we're gonna do. 462 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,420 We are going to make Valerie confess, OK? 463 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:42,740 -OK. -To be a 'vitch'. 464 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:46,380 OK. So, Valerie, what do you think you might be accused of? 465 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,540 Um, I don't know. Killing a baby. 466 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,820 Killing a baby? Right. OK. 467 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,140 -(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) -That escalated quickly. 468 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,820 Um, no. Um, sorry. 469 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,780 Being in league with Satan. Well, that's good, actually. 470 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,660 That's good. But that's much more European. 471 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,180 Truthfully it would be something much more prosaic. 472 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,780 So it would be like a bad year for crops, OK? 473 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,660 What do you think a jury would want to hear? 474 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,860 -VALERIE: Evidence. -COB: Evidence, yeah. 475 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,940 And luckily there is agreed physical evidence that proves being a witch. 476 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:20,860 You're gonna like this. A bleeding mark where your familiar suckles. 477 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,960 (VALERIE CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 478 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,780 -Yeah. OK. -COB: OK. 479 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,060 So to prove your innocence to us, 480 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,180 show us you don't have one of those anywhere. 481 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,280 Go on. 482 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,080 VALERIE: No. 483 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,960 COB: Really? 484 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,960 Seems like you have something to hide. 485 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,140 What do you want me to do? 486 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,720 I think you know. 487 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,580 No? 488 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,800 -(UNEASY MUSIC) -(WHISPERING) 489 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,960 (MUSIC AND WHISPERING BUILD) 490 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,700 She's a witch. That was easy, wasn't it? Anyone else? Who's next? 491 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,500 Sorry. You're hung, pressed or drowned. Hanged. 492 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,040 (UNEASY PIANO MUSIC) 493 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,320 (PHONE CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 494 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,400 -COB: Hiya. -Oooh. 495 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,940 SUZIE: Sorry. 496 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,040 Oof! 497 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,400 (SUZIE CHUCKLES) 498 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,140 So I came to university earlier. 499 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,780 -Did you? -SUZIE: Yeah. 500 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,260 Thought you were right about me not visiting. 501 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,220 They didn't seem to know we were married. 502 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,400 What do you mean? I wear a ring. 503 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,740 No, that it's me. 504 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,000 Oh, that it's you. Oh. 505 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,560 Why didn't I see you there? 506 00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,260 Ah, you were doing a lecture 507 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:20,200 and then, um, I had to go and get some dry-cleaning. 508 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:32,020 Did you, um... (CLEARS THROAT) ..talk to any of the producers or anybody? 509 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:37,860 Oh, my goodness. Cob, this whole, like, 'everything's fine' politeness. 510 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,700 I'd rather you were just fucking angry with me. 511 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,380 I'd rather you were just shouting. 512 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,380 Oh, you would, would you? You'd rather that. Oh, OK. 513 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,180 -Well, if Suzie wants something. -No, it's not what Suzie wants. 514 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,820 It's not what I want. 515 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,300 It's just if that's how you feel... 516 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,060 If I get angry, you'll just get all victim-y 517 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,780 and tell me I remind you of your dad. 518 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,340 You like it when I'm victim-y. You like it. 519 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,580 You like it. It's the only time you feel comfortable. 520 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:57,940 -What? -Yeah. 521 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,500 Yeah, you like it. You like it. 522 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,220 You like it when I'm small or...or without a job. 523 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,300 You know what's amazing to me, actually... 524 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,220 You know, you know what? No. No. 525 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,580 I will not... I won't play the victim. 526 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,100 Baby, it is your greatest role to date. 527 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,900 (CHUCKLES) 528 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,100 So I saw your lecture today. 529 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,540 I saw you bring someone up onstage, some... 530 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:28,620 ..some young girl and ask her if she has all the penises in this economy? 531 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,980 My God, you cannot believe anything isn't about you. 532 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,500 Hang on a minute, asking her to get undressed in front of everyone. 533 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,940 That is the whole point, it's about demonstrating 534 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,660 that you can't prove a negative without dehumanising people. 535 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,460 Do you know what? Forget it. Fucking forget it. 536 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,420 If you'd ever read a fucking book in your life. 537 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,900 I've written a book, mate. 538 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,100 Please. It's hardly a book, is it? And it was ghost-written. 539 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,200 Fuck's sake. 540 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,020 -I feel sorry for you, Cob. -(CHUCKLES DERISIVELY) 541 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,180 I feel... No, I feel embarrassed for you. 542 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,980 -You feel embarrassed? -Yeah, I feel embarrassed for you. 543 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,100 Embarrassed of moi? You're the one who should be embarrassed, mate. 544 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,660 Why should I be embarrassed? No, go on. Say it. 545 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,860 Why should I be embarrassed? Say it. 546 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,660 You're incredible. You genuinely think that you're the victim here. 547 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,540 I... It's my work, Cob. 548 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,700 Yes. It's my fucking work. 549 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,580 I... I pay for...I pay for everything in this house. I pay for everything. 550 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,380 Even your PhD. 551 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,140 You know, I shouldn't be punished twice. 552 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,440 Fine. Do it, then. Don't quit the show. Fucking carry on. 553 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,180 Where are you going? 554 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,220 (COB SHOUTS) Somebody has to go and get Frankie. 555 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,980 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 556 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:36,160 -(UNEASY MUSIC) -Oh, God. 557 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,300 (CREAKING) 558 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,040 (THUDDING AND CREAKING) 559 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,560 (ROMANTIC CHANSON PLAYS) 560 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,200 (STAIRS CREAK) 561 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,180 You know, it occurs to me, um, 562 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:57,740 that, uh, if you're in a room with a guy, 563 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,340 just you and a m... 564 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,420 Like, if I'm in a room alone with a man, most of the time, 565 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,440 I don't know who would win in a fight between us. 566 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,100 Yeah. 567 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,140 But with you with a man... 568 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,520 ..he could always... 569 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,160 He could kill you. 570 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,700 (GASPS) 571 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,640 Like, I could kill you right now. 572 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,260 And that must make for a different experience. 573 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,260 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 574 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,360 Yeah. 575 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,380 Like, it makes sense if... 576 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,060 If a man is in a room with you, you know. 577 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:47,500 A man who you are in thrall to economically... 578 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,280 ..and he wants to take pictures of you, that... 579 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,120 ..must be quite frightening. 580 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:59,420 You know? I get it. 581 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,520 Yeah. 582 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,460 You know, no...no more than normal. 583 00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:11,020 But, um, I totally take on your point. 584 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,840 Yeah, I don't mean to come over all Germaine Greer. 585 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,000 MAN ON TV: I know where you are. 586 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,860 I know you think that you're protecting him. 587 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,660 (COB SNORES) 588 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,780 (WIND HOWLS) 589 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,780 MAN ON TV: But you made a mistake. 590 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,140 You tried to scare my family. 591 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,740 -You couldn't know... -(THUD!) 592 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,300 MAN ON TV: ..what you were dealing with, 593 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,900 the hell you would unleash. 594 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,140 (FAINT FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE) 595 00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,920 Because the chose the wrong guy to mess with. 596 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,880 (COB SNORES) 597 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,080 -(COB SNORES) -(RUSTLING) 598 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,320 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 599 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,940 (BIRD SHRIEKS IN DISTANCE) 600 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,260 -CARTER: Hey. Hey. Hey. Sorry. Sorry. -(GASPS) 601 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,820 I didn't mean to freak you out. 602 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,500 (SOFTLY) What are you doing here?! 603 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,900 -Hi. -Oh, my God. Hi. 604 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,140 I needed to come tell you so you could see my eyes. 605 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,360 I can't see your eyes. It's so fucking dark. 606 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,260 -I told her. -Stop. 607 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,940 Look, I told Genevieve that it's me. That it's us in the pictures. 608 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,300 You wouldn't need to the leave the show if we were together. 609 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,820 -Why? -We love each other, bae. 610 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,420 You let me come on your tits six hours ago. That means something. 611 00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,500 -Well, I didn't do very much. Stop. -Look. Look. 612 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,380 -I'll talk to him, OK? -No! 613 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,860 We'll sort it out like grown-ups. Like in a Woody Allen film. 614 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,460 Please, your voice. 615 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,700 Your voice is so loud. It really carries. 616 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,580 The air... No, listen to me. The air out here, it's so still. 617 00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,540 -We can be...we can be together. -No. 618 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,820 No? So why did you come by today? Why did WE just do that? 619 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,100 Carter, you're being crazy. You have to... You're crazy. Stop it! 620 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,420 -Let's do it. Let's...let's jump! -No. Stop! 621 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:15,420 Stop, please. No. Please. I can't. I can't do that right now. 622 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,300 I just told my wife. What the fuck am I meant to do now? 623 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,540 Shhh! I don't know. 624 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,500 CARTER: I can't believe you're doing this to me. 625 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,220 -Doing what? I'm not doing anything. -Can you tell me if we're doing this? 626 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,220 'Cause I'm just gonna have to crawl back to Genevieve 627 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,780 on my hands and knees right now. 628 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,780 -Sorry. I can't right now. -You can. You can. 629 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,100 -Oh! -You can. 630 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,740 No! Stop it! 631 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,180 OK. OK. Right. 632 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,540 Well... Alright, I understand now, don't I? Cool. 633 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,820 Then we can't work together, obviously, now I've told her. 634 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,860 And so now my life's fucked. 635 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,240 -Yeah. -I'm sorry. I'm just... 636 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:52,140 -There goes my marriage. -Please. 637 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,860 And now I'm gonna have to write you out of every fucking episode. Fine! 638 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,140 -Shh! Shhh! -No, fine! 639 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,620 Sorry. Fucking car. Where's my car? 640 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,720 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 641 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,340 -(DOOR CREAKS) -COB: You alright? 642 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,220 Yeah. Sorry, I just... 643 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,740 What? What is it? Is it her? 644 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,620 -No, it's not... -Is someone out there? 645 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,740 No. No. No! 646 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,900 Stop! No, because you've had a drink. Don't... 647 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,260 There's no-one there. It's just me. I'm just being para. 648 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,340 I'm just... I'm losing my mind. I'm sorry. 649 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,700 I'm sorry. I'm going mad. 650 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,540 -I'm going mad. -You are not going mad. 651 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,140 I am going mad. It's just... 652 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,500 It's like... It's just so much... 653 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,500 It's just so much with the stalker. 654 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,300 Yeah, well, they tend to do that, don't they? 655 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,220 And I'm sorry. I'm sorry, because you were right. 656 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,940 Of course you're right. Of course I have to leave the show. 657 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,740 You know, I told them and I don't know what I was thinking. 658 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,540 You know, I just thought they would be angry with me, but you're right. 659 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,860 It's just a stupid fucking show. I'm sorry. I love... 660 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,780 OK, I love you. I'm s... 661 00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,780 -COB: It's OK. It's OK. It's OK. -I'm sorry. 662 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,480 -COB: Come here. Come here. -I'm sorry. 663 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,200 You're fine. Come on. 664 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,580 Come on. Let's get you to bed. OK? 665 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,680 I'll sleep down here tonight. 666 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,640 (SUZIE SOBS) 667 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,520 COB: It's OK. 668 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,900 -(FAINT THUDDING) -I'm just... 669 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,740 I'm just gonna do the alarm. 670 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,740 OK. Good thinking. 671 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,840 (UNSETTLING MUSIC) 672 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,120 ('LA FOULE' BY EDITH PIAF) 51229

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