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How old are you? 14 00:00:51,502 --> 00:00:52,962 15. 15 00:00:53,062 --> 00:00:54,962 MAN: And what did you say your name was, sweetheart? 16 00:00:55,062 --> 00:00:57,062 Suzie Pickles. 17 00:00:57,540 --> 00:01:00,640 MAN: OK, well, that's the last time anyone's gonna ask you that, Suzie, 18 00:01:00,739 --> 00:01:03,199 'cause you are gonna be a star. 19 00:01:03,298 --> 00:01:06,298 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 20 00:01:20,651 --> 00:01:22,631 Fuck off! 21 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:24,830 -Fucking... You're fucking joking. -WOMAN ON PHONE: No, no, I'm not. 22 00:01:24,930 --> 00:01:26,630 -No, I'm not! No, I'm not! -They offered it? 23 00:01:26,728 --> 00:01:27,868 Yes! (LAUGHS) 24 00:01:27,968 --> 00:01:31,308 Oh, my God! I'm gonna be a Disney Princess! 25 00:01:31,406 --> 00:01:33,186 Send me a confirmation email. Send it to me! 26 00:01:33,286 --> 00:01:35,776 I'm gonna call you back in a sec. I'm gonna call you back. 27 00:01:35,884 --> 00:01:38,704 (SQUEALS) Oh, sorry, Lorraine. Sorry, Kate. 28 00:01:38,804 --> 00:01:41,184 Hi, Lorraine! Hi, Lorraine's dog! 29 00:01:41,282 --> 00:01:43,142 It's a beautiful morning! 30 00:01:43,242 --> 00:01:45,422 (LIGHT MUSIC) 31 00:01:45,521 --> 00:01:47,521 Hello, little man! 32 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,580 Mummy is gonna be a princess. 33 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:53,458 A princess! 34 00:01:53,558 --> 00:01:54,938 Do you want some breakfast? 35 00:01:55,038 --> 00:01:56,418 Good morning, Pete! 36 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:58,376 Breakfast? Breakfast? Breakfast? 37 00:01:58,476 --> 00:02:00,476 Come on, come on! 38 00:02:02,274 --> 00:02:05,374 -(CHICKENS CLUCK) -SUZIE: Good morning, girls! 39 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:07,473 Good morning! Hey. 40 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,432 (LIGHT MUSIC CONTINUES) 41 00:02:14,190 --> 00:02:16,450 (SIGHS) Hey. 42 00:02:16,548 --> 00:02:18,568 WOMAN ON PHONE: Suz, it's come through officially. 43 00:02:18,668 --> 00:02:21,128 -SUZIE: No way. You're joking. -Yeah, I just got an email. 44 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:23,366 Can you forward it to me just so I can see? 45 00:02:23,466 --> 00:02:25,326 OK, doing it now. 46 00:02:25,426 --> 00:02:26,636 (SUZIE SQUEALS) 47 00:02:26,744 --> 00:02:29,364 -Love you, babe. -Oh, I love you too. 48 00:02:29,464 --> 00:02:31,204 Never had any doubt. 49 00:02:31,302 --> 00:02:32,922 Oh, don't be weird. 50 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:35,742 (THEME MUSIC) 51 00:02:37,180 --> 00:02:39,180 (GLASS SMASHES) 52 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:42,240 (LOW CHATTER ON RADIO) 53 00:02:42,338 --> 00:02:45,678 You're not gonna believe this. They offered me the Disney gig. 54 00:02:45,776 --> 00:02:47,396 -(LAUGHS) -Are you kidding?! 55 00:02:47,496 --> 00:02:48,596 -I'm not. -What? 56 00:02:48,696 --> 00:02:50,276 I thought there was no way this could happen. 57 00:02:50,376 --> 00:02:51,906 -I know! -Are you sure? 58 00:02:52,014 --> 00:02:55,154 I mean, is there paperwork? I...I thought that you were too old. 59 00:02:55,254 --> 00:02:57,434 I know. Well, apparently that's the joke, but... 60 00:02:57,532 --> 00:02:59,032 -Oh. -Oh, my God. I can't believe it. 61 00:02:59,132 --> 00:03:01,472 Like, I thought it was all villains from now on, you know? 62 00:03:01,570 --> 00:03:04,470 -Hello, superstar! -Wait. Hang on, hang on. Let's not... 63 00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:06,910 -(SINGSONGS) Superstar! -Suz, let's not tell Frank just yet. 64 00:03:07,008 --> 00:03:10,168 Isn't it filming really far away and, like, incredibly soon? 65 00:03:11,446 --> 00:03:14,346 -(SUZIE CHUCKLES) -Oh, wow! OK. 66 00:03:14,446 --> 00:03:17,376 Jolly good. Right. Uh, when does it start shooting, then? 67 00:03:17,484 --> 00:03:19,184 Uh, in about a month. 68 00:03:19,284 --> 00:03:20,744 Oh, come on. Let's celebrate, let's celebrate. 69 00:03:20,842 --> 00:03:23,622 Where's that bottle of champagne I got from the TV show? 70 00:03:23,722 --> 00:03:25,782 -Bye-bye, TV! -Does champagne go off, doesn't it? 71 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,700 Well, we shall find out! 72 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,940 -Yeah, I dunno. Maybe not right now. -No, no. Come on. 73 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:32,340 -At 9:00 in the... -So I'm just gonna drink on my own? 74 00:03:32,438 --> 00:03:33,938 Genuinely, I'm fine at 9:00 in the morning. 75 00:03:34,038 --> 00:03:36,098 -Oh, my gosh! OK. -Oh! Yay. 76 00:03:36,196 --> 00:03:38,196 Sorry. Oh. 77 00:03:38,796 --> 00:03:41,746 OK, Mummy made a mess. 78 00:03:42,754 --> 00:03:44,494 -What do we think, huh? -I made a mess. 79 00:03:44,594 --> 00:03:46,774 -When we make a mess... -I'll just clean up. 80 00:03:46,872 --> 00:03:48,252 ..we clean up! 81 00:03:48,352 --> 00:03:50,452 I'll do it later. It's fine. We'll just do it later. 82 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:52,410 Silly of me. 83 00:03:52,510 --> 00:03:54,510 Silly Mummy! 84 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:56,570 MAN: It's great, though. Hey, no, it's great. 85 00:03:56,668 --> 00:03:59,308 Well done. Great job. 86 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:02,246 -(SIGHS) -(DOORBELL RINGS) 87 00:04:02,346 --> 00:04:05,516 Oh, my God! That's the cleaner. The cleaner! 88 00:04:05,624 --> 00:04:08,704 Wait. We've got those people coming. Why didn't you cancel? 89 00:04:11,342 --> 00:04:13,282 Hi, Claudia. How are you? 90 00:04:13,382 --> 00:04:15,402 I'm fine. How are you? 91 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,500 Yeah. 92 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:20,180 SUZIE: Oh, yeah, sorry. Shoes. 93 00:04:21,698 --> 00:04:23,078 CLAUDIA: OK. 94 00:04:23,178 --> 00:04:26,998 Cob, can we just generally get things off surfaces so she can... 95 00:04:27,096 --> 00:04:29,876 Isn't everything on a surface? 96 00:04:29,976 --> 00:04:32,746 I thought that was Newton's law of things and other things. 97 00:04:32,854 --> 00:04:34,234 CLAUDIA: Where's the bleach? 98 00:04:34,334 --> 00:04:36,774 -Thank you! -(CLAUDIA MUTTERS) 99 00:04:37,772 --> 00:04:39,592 (HUMS) 100 00:04:39,692 --> 00:04:41,752 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 101 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:44,210 (CONTINUES HUMMING) Oh! 102 00:04:59,963 --> 00:05:01,963 (PHONE BUZZES) 103 00:05:29,352 --> 00:05:31,352 (YAWNS) 104 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:35,710 Hmm... 105 00:05:40,746 --> 00:05:42,746 (HUMS CASUALLY) 106 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:48,824 (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) 107 00:05:52,262 --> 00:05:54,262 (QUIRKY MUSIC STOPS) 108 00:05:54,742 --> 00:05:56,562 (INHALES SHARPLY) 109 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,780 (UNEASY MUSIC) 110 00:06:22,210 --> 00:06:23,910 (SNUFFLES) 111 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:26,010 (FLOORBOARDS CREAK) 112 00:06:28,968 --> 00:06:30,968 (EXHALES SHAKILY) 113 00:06:56,836 --> 00:06:59,396 (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRS) 114 00:07:01,514 --> 00:07:04,514 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 115 00:07:06,432 --> 00:07:08,852 (PLAYFUL MUSIC ON iPAD) 116 00:07:08,952 --> 00:07:10,952 (CHATTER CONTINUES ON TV) 117 00:07:18,748 --> 00:07:20,748 (FRANK PROTESTS) 118 00:07:21,386 --> 00:07:23,386 COB: Suz? 119 00:07:24,066 --> 00:07:26,476 REPORTER ON RADIO: ..about how Boris Johnson summed up last night's... 120 00:07:26,584 --> 00:07:29,584 ('MI GENTE' BY J BALVIN AND WILLY WILLIAM PLAYS) 121 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:37,820 (J BALVIN SINGS IN SPANISH) 122 00:07:54,094 --> 00:07:56,094 (DOORBELL RINGS) 123 00:07:56,572 --> 00:07:58,472 ('MI GENTE' CONTINUES IN DISTANCE) 124 00:07:58,572 --> 00:08:01,472 (PEOPLE CHATTER OUTSIDE) 125 00:08:01,570 --> 00:08:04,190 (TRUCK SIGNAL BEEPS OUTSIDE) 126 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:06,290 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 127 00:08:08,608 --> 00:08:09,748 -Hey! -SUZIE: Hiya. 128 00:08:09,847 --> 00:08:12,867 Hey, I'm Dory, assistant editor at 'Esquire'. 129 00:08:12,966 --> 00:08:14,546 -Yeah, you won't remember but... -WOMAN: Hey. 130 00:08:14,645 --> 00:08:16,135 ..I asked you a question from the audience 131 00:08:16,244 --> 00:08:18,784 on that show 'How Come?', that kids' show in the noughties? 132 00:08:18,884 --> 00:08:21,064 -Oh, yeah. Um, I remember. -WOMAN 2: Hi. Sorry. 133 00:08:21,162 --> 00:08:23,022 -MAN: Morning. -The show, not you. Maybe you. 134 00:08:23,122 --> 00:08:24,622 -WOMAN 3: Excuse me. -What's your name again? 135 00:08:24,721 --> 00:08:27,021 Dory. Weird to call a kids' show 'How Come?' You wouldn't now. 136 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,900 -Yeah, I love your house. -Thank you. 137 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,580 I mean, it's a nightmare, but it's great. 138 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:32,978 DORY: I haven't been out this far since I visited my parents. 139 00:08:33,078 --> 00:08:34,978 Oh, this is Clive, photographer. 140 00:08:35,077 --> 00:08:36,537 -SUZIE: Hey. -This is very, very cool. 141 00:08:36,636 --> 00:08:38,096 -Thank you for this, Suzie. -Oh, yep. 142 00:08:38,196 --> 00:08:39,816 -Belinda's on costume. -SUZIE: Uh-huh. Hiya. 143 00:08:39,915 --> 00:08:42,285 -Harry on sound. -Oh, I thought it was just stills. 144 00:08:42,394 --> 00:08:45,174 Yeah, but, um... Yeah, we'll be doing this vlog thing online. 145 00:08:45,273 --> 00:08:46,773 -I can tell you what to say. -Yeah. 146 00:08:46,872 --> 00:08:49,892 And we got Brian and Em moving things about if we need things moved about. 147 00:08:49,991 --> 00:08:52,131 -Christ! Ow! -MAN: Watch yourself. 148 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,210 And this is... 149 00:08:54,309 --> 00:08:55,649 -Morning. -EM: Barry. 150 00:08:55,748 --> 00:08:56,888 -Barry. -SUZIE: Hello. 151 00:08:56,988 --> 00:08:58,488 I don't know what the fuck Barry does. 152 00:08:58,588 --> 00:09:00,128 OK. Oh, wow! 153 00:09:00,227 --> 00:09:02,167 DORY: Yeah, amazing, aren't they? 154 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:05,086 -Yeah, we emailed about the dogs. -Well, I don't remember that email. 155 00:09:05,185 --> 00:09:07,955 -Oh, yeah, I want to say...Natalie? -SUZIE: Naomi. 156 00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:10,404 Naomi said that that was definitely an option. 157 00:09:10,502 --> 00:09:12,162 -But, yeah, we'll play with it. -Alright, um... 158 00:09:12,262 --> 00:09:14,042 -DORY: Yeah, OK! -WOMAN: Careful of the walls! 159 00:09:14,141 --> 00:09:16,241 Oh, OK, um... 160 00:09:16,340 --> 00:09:18,440 -Does anyone want a cup of tea? -WOMAN: Oh, yes, please! 161 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:20,440 -WOMAN 2: Tea! We want some tea. -MAN: Yeah, lovely. 162 00:09:20,538 --> 00:09:22,538 OK, raise your hands if you want a tea. 163 00:09:24,737 --> 00:09:26,117 Have you got any 'exspresso'? 164 00:09:26,216 --> 00:09:27,676 Where are the other mugs?! 165 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,566 -(PEOPLE CHATTER) -(AGITATED MUSIC) 166 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,194 COB: How was... Oh, is glasses a good idea? 167 00:09:34,293 --> 00:09:37,053 Yeah, well, they can't share, can they? 168 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,512 Oh, fuck. 169 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:42,310 -Fuck! Uh... -COB: Yeah. 170 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:44,510 -That's basically what I thought... -Where's the... Where's... 171 00:09:44,609 --> 00:09:45,989 Oh, shit. 172 00:09:46,088 --> 00:09:48,308 Oh, my God! 173 00:09:48,408 --> 00:09:50,788 Out the way, out the way. Oh! 174 00:09:50,886 --> 00:09:52,266 It's OK. 175 00:09:52,366 --> 00:09:54,146 (DORY SHOUTS IN DISTANCE) Can everyone listen to me? 176 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,175 -All this furniture out... -OK, there we go. 177 00:09:56,284 --> 00:09:57,344 COB: I just wondered... 178 00:09:57,444 --> 00:09:58,664 -Oh, my gosh! -Whoa! Jesus Christ! 179 00:09:58,764 --> 00:09:59,984 Are you dyspraxic? 180 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,783 -EM: Want me to take those for you? -No, no, no. They're really hot. 181 00:10:02,882 --> 00:10:04,142 -But you're holding them. -Yes. 182 00:10:04,241 --> 00:10:06,421 EM: OK. 183 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,140 MAN: 4G isn't working. Can we get any wi-fi? 184 00:10:09,239 --> 00:10:11,799 -(PEOPLE CHATTER BUSILY) -(MOBILE RINGS REPEATEDLY) 185 00:10:16,476 --> 00:10:17,896 They just need another plug... 186 00:10:17,996 --> 00:10:19,976 Why does Naomi keep calling you on my phone? 187 00:10:20,075 --> 00:10:21,205 Um, I don't know. 188 00:10:21,314 --> 00:10:23,014 I think there's probably something wrong with my phone. 189 00:10:23,114 --> 00:10:25,294 -It's been a bit weird. -Right, you... 190 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,692 NAOMI: Suz? 191 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,052 -Listen, something's happened. -SUZIE: Mm-hm. 192 00:10:29,151 --> 00:10:30,571 You know? 193 00:10:30,670 --> 00:10:31,890 Mm-hm. 194 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:33,970 -OK, can you not talk? -Mn-mn. 195 00:10:34,069 --> 00:10:35,369 There's a lot of stuff online saying 196 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,328 you're one of a bunch of hacked photos going up. 197 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:40,288 I think they're circulating on smaller Nazi sites. 198 00:10:40,386 --> 00:10:41,606 Sounds good. 199 00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:45,206 Are you aware of any images of you and Cob basically being...having... 200 00:10:45,305 --> 00:10:46,835 Like, of you sucking him off? 201 00:10:46,944 --> 00:10:48,444 Laugh if you are. 202 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:51,444 (LAUGHS UNNATURALLY) Sort of. 203 00:10:51,542 --> 00:10:53,642 OK, and are they photos that belong to you? 204 00:10:53,741 --> 00:10:55,241 -Laugh if yes. -Can I just say yes? 205 00:10:55,341 --> 00:10:56,561 -Yeah. -Yes. 206 00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:59,080 OK, and what were they on? Say when I say it. Laptop? iPad? 207 00:10:59,179 --> 00:11:01,279 -Phone? External... -When. 208 00:11:01,378 --> 00:11:03,358 -Sorry, sorry. Which one? -Phone! 209 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:05,558 Oh, my gosh. Should I smash it? Should I smash it? 210 00:11:05,656 --> 00:11:08,076 What? Why? I don't know. Shit! 211 00:11:08,176 --> 00:11:10,196 Maybe. No, no. 212 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,905 OK, I sort of need you to take control right now. 213 00:11:13,014 --> 00:11:15,554 I'm on my way to the train. I'm gonna come around, get everyone out. 214 00:11:15,652 --> 00:11:18,152 Don't do that. By the time you get here, they'll all be finished. 215 00:11:18,252 --> 00:11:19,352 I really have to speak to Cob. 216 00:11:19,451 --> 00:11:20,511 They've announced who it is in advance, 217 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:21,710 like it's 'Strictly' or something. 218 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:24,630 Maybe it's bollocks, but I think it's a brace-yourself thing. 219 00:11:24,729 --> 00:11:28,569 OK. I've gotta...I've gotta go. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 220 00:11:30,486 --> 00:11:32,026 -(EXHALES) -What's wrong? 221 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,586 What? I don't know. I just... 222 00:11:33,685 --> 00:11:35,375 I'm just feeling a bit, um, not great. 223 00:11:35,484 --> 00:11:37,704 -No, what's wrong with your phone? -It's doing something weird. 224 00:11:37,804 --> 00:11:39,304 It was making this really weird sound like... 225 00:11:39,403 --> 00:11:41,103 I don't... I think there was something wrong it. 226 00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:43,142 Some upgrade I did or didn't do. I don't know. 227 00:11:43,242 --> 00:11:48,102 But you might want to, um, look out for using yours at the moment. 228 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,100 What...what do you want Frank to do if he doesn't have his iPad? 229 00:11:51,198 --> 00:11:53,938 I don't know, Cob. Pretend it's like the '40s or something. 230 00:11:54,037 --> 00:11:55,977 Oh, oh, right, OK. Yeah, cool. 231 00:11:56,076 --> 00:11:58,616 I'll just beat him with a switch and get him evacuated, obviously. 232 00:11:58,715 --> 00:12:01,325 No, look, look! He's playing with the dogs over there. That's really... 233 00:12:01,434 --> 00:12:04,894 Are they safe? Does anyone know if those dogs are safe? 234 00:12:04,993 --> 00:12:07,093 -Right. -DORY: Suzie?! Suzie! 235 00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:09,452 OK, we've got lots of things to wear. 236 00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:11,451 We've got a couple of coats. THIS is the coat. 237 00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:15,730 We have another coat, but this is the one for dog-matching reasons. 238 00:12:15,828 --> 00:12:17,828 BELINDA: Where do you want to change? 239 00:12:19,267 --> 00:12:21,247 Oh, it's so nice out here, isn't it? 240 00:12:21,346 --> 00:12:23,546 -Is this where you live all the time? -Yeah. 241 00:12:24,545 --> 00:12:26,875 Pay for it with the low ceilings, though, don't you? 242 00:12:26,984 --> 00:12:29,684 Still, that's the dream - place in the country, place in town. 243 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,323 We didn't have a place in town. 244 00:12:31,422 --> 00:12:33,402 I was so pleased to see you're still doing stuff. 245 00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:36,081 Yeah, I mean, it's... it's a really good show. 246 00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:38,320 It's just, you know, it's so many shows. 247 00:12:38,419 --> 00:12:39,759 Oh, exactly. That's what I say. 248 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:42,279 TV's not really my thing. Hi, Chloe! 249 00:12:42,378 --> 00:12:44,358 Just wondering what we're doing make-up-wise. 250 00:12:44,457 --> 00:12:45,957 Yeah, hair first and then we were thinking, 251 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,436 like, a Cruella de Vil-y look? 252 00:12:47,536 --> 00:12:48,916 -(HISSES) -It's quite horror-y, isn't it? 253 00:12:49,015 --> 00:12:51,265 -Sorry, I haven't seen the show. -That's... Don't worry. 254 00:12:51,374 --> 00:12:53,514 -I mean, how can there be so much TV? -There can't. 255 00:12:53,613 --> 00:12:56,313 You'd have to tell me it's the best, best, best thing you'd ever seen 256 00:12:56,412 --> 00:12:58,112 and even then I probably won't watch it. 257 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,352 Right, so you did this look back in 2000 and I loved it. 258 00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:03,610 Have you got the wi-fi password, darling? 259 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:07,829 Oh, hang on. I've got 3G, so all good. 260 00:13:07,928 --> 00:13:10,088 -Let's have a look. -(MOUTHS WORDS) 261 00:13:13,046 --> 00:13:15,106 DORY: What? What? 262 00:13:15,205 --> 00:13:17,195 Excuse me. 263 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,744 DORY: What? What, what, what, what? 264 00:13:19,843 --> 00:13:21,623 CHLOE: Hang on. Shh, shh. 265 00:13:21,722 --> 00:13:23,862 -BELINDA: Chloe, what is it? -I'll show you in a second! 266 00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:25,961 DORY: What? Oh, my God! 267 00:13:33,837 --> 00:13:35,977 (CREW CHATTERS) 268 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,136 (PHONE DINGS) 269 00:13:37,236 --> 00:13:39,316 (CREW CHATTERS AND LAUGHS) 270 00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:44,554 (CHATTER CONTINUES) 271 00:13:48,951 --> 00:13:50,951 Somebody's made a friend. 272 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,250 Oh! (CHUCKLES) 273 00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:55,349 WOMAN: Look at that. 274 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,008 I'm allergic to dogs, otherwise we'd... 275 00:13:57,108 --> 00:13:58,368 No! 276 00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:00,467 Yeah. 277 00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:05,535 Are you alright? 278 00:14:06,024 --> 00:14:08,024 Yeah. 279 00:14:08,903 --> 00:14:11,083 Listen. 280 00:14:11,182 --> 00:14:13,182 (WHISPERS) Do you know...? 281 00:14:18,699 --> 00:14:20,699 You've got great skin. 282 00:14:22,138 --> 00:14:24,138 Thanks. 283 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,837 COB: Suzie? 284 00:14:26,936 --> 00:14:28,396 Excuse me. 285 00:14:28,495 --> 00:14:30,305 -(PHONE TRILLS) -What is going on? 286 00:14:30,414 --> 00:14:31,634 CHLOE: That's you done, darling. 287 00:14:31,734 --> 00:14:33,734 What, sorry? 288 00:14:35,013 --> 00:14:37,313 -Do you know what I'm talking about? -Um... 289 00:14:37,412 --> 00:14:40,072 Yeah. No. I mean, what are you talking about? 290 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,231 There's been some sort of hack thing online. 291 00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:45,110 I've had, like, 20 texts from people. Even my fucking brother's texting me. 292 00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:46,589 Is that what it is? 293 00:14:46,688 --> 00:14:49,168 That's what Naomi... That's what I meant about my phone. 294 00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:52,107 Have you been hacked? 295 00:14:52,206 --> 00:14:54,946 -Oh, my God. -Well, fuck, what did they get? 296 00:14:55,045 --> 00:14:56,695 You don't even have to think about it, OK? 297 00:14:56,804 --> 00:14:58,184 -What? -Don't think about it. 298 00:14:58,283 --> 00:15:00,223 -That's what they want. -I am somewhat thinking about it. 299 00:15:00,322 --> 00:15:01,422 It's probably just a hoax. 300 00:15:01,522 --> 00:15:03,222 We're just thinking about the shot at the moment. 301 00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:05,141 We love the fur coat. We wanna use the coat. 302 00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:07,141 -(PHONE TRILLS) -But it is real fur. 303 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,260 And your agent said that... 304 00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:11,179 It's fine. 305 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,418 -Exactly, 'cause it's vintage. Huh. -Yeah. 306 00:15:13,517 --> 00:15:14,657 CLIVE: We gotta be prepared... 307 00:15:14,757 --> 00:15:16,757 Just...! 308 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:20,056 DORY: OK, over we come. There. 309 00:15:20,155 --> 00:15:24,005 Right, dogs are the last thing we do. No pre-emptive dogs. 310 00:15:24,113 --> 00:15:26,173 (CREW CHATTERS BUSILY) 311 00:15:26,272 --> 00:15:27,972 DORY: Thank you. Right, out. Thanks. 312 00:15:28,071 --> 00:15:29,451 -Hello, Suzie. -Hi. 313 00:15:29,551 --> 00:15:31,251 We don't know what we're looking for right now. 314 00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:33,650 We're just gonna cycle through some feelings and see where we are. 315 00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:34,729 -OK. -Yeah? 316 00:15:34,829 --> 00:15:36,529 SONG: ♪ Don't look into the light... ♪ 317 00:15:36,628 --> 00:15:39,728 CLIVE: We're here, yeah? You're here with me right now. 318 00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:41,807 ♪ Run the other way 319 00:15:41,906 --> 00:15:44,526 ♪ Gotta keep your nerve, baby... ♪ 320 00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,355 CLIVE: You've done this before. Powerful stuff, yeah. 321 00:15:46,464 --> 00:15:48,644 ♪ To live another day... ♪ 322 00:15:48,743 --> 00:15:51,203 CLIVE: Lovely, Suzie, Sorry. Remarkable, Suzie. 323 00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:55,362 Defiant, Suzie. Yeah, impressive, Suzie. Yes, yes, yes, yes. 324 00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,920 -♪ I'm drifting out of sight... ♪ -DORY: Such a great face. 325 00:15:58,019 --> 00:16:00,079 ♪ At a thousand miles an hour... ♪ 326 00:16:00,179 --> 00:16:02,719 CLIVE: Whatever's going on right now, yeah, no, don't shy away from me. 327 00:16:02,817 --> 00:16:06,997 Go with it. It's really powerful stuff. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 328 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,236 (MUSIC RISES) 329 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,405 (CLIVE CONTINUES GIVING DIRECTIONS) 330 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:24,030 CLIVE: OK, maybe raise an eyebrow or something 331 00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:25,829 just to sort of mix it up a bit. 332 00:16:25,928 --> 00:16:27,748 Yep, yep, yep. (CHUCKLES) 333 00:16:27,847 --> 00:16:29,627 Gorgeous. 334 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:33,707 -Absolutely gorgeous. -♪ Ah ah 335 00:16:33,805 --> 00:16:36,215 ♪ Ah ah... ♪ 336 00:16:36,324 --> 00:16:38,664 -Yep, straight down the barrel. -I'm sorry. 337 00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,763 -♪ Ah ah... ♪ -CLIVE: Ooh, OK. 338 00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:45,822 ♪ Ah ah 339 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,060 ♪ Ah ah... ♪ 340 00:16:48,159 --> 00:16:49,059 (MUSIC STOPS) 341 00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:51,539 SUZIE: Thank you. Can you... can you just give us a minute? 342 00:16:51,638 --> 00:16:53,138 Yeah. 343 00:16:53,237 --> 00:16:55,237 Thanks. 344 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,375 This is literally on the internet now. 345 00:16:59,475 --> 00:17:01,485 -Oh, my God. -You haven't seen this? 346 00:17:01,594 --> 00:17:03,594 Well, I...have now. 347 00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,853 -Where's it from? When is it from? -I don't know. 348 00:17:06,952 --> 00:17:08,932 I don't know. I don't... 349 00:17:09,031 --> 00:17:10,731 Sorry. I'm just... I'm just a bit freaked out. 350 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,970 -What the fuck is going on? -I don't know! I... 351 00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:15,369 Are you sure it's on the... And not just on your phone? 352 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,968 What? Can you get them to go, please? 353 00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:20,848 I... Please, I don't...I don't know what this is. I don't know. 354 00:17:20,946 --> 00:17:23,286 They're only gonna be another half an hour at the most. 355 00:17:23,385 --> 00:17:25,045 -(STAMMERS) -All their stuff's here now. 356 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,635 Who gives a shit that their stuff's here? 357 00:17:26,744 --> 00:17:27,964 -DORY: Suzie? -Yeah! 358 00:17:28,063 --> 00:17:30,483 -Can we chat? -Yeah, just...just... 359 00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:32,482 -Now, please. Now! -I don't know! 360 00:17:32,581 --> 00:17:35,121 I really have to go to the... Cob, Cob, I need the loo. 361 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:39,421 I have to go like that. I need it like that! Please. 362 00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:41,518 -Oh... -Jesus Christ! 363 00:17:41,618 --> 00:17:43,518 Just the coat, it's looking quite glamorous. 364 00:17:43,617 --> 00:17:45,877 CLIVE: Yeah, which we don't think that we wanna do. 365 00:17:45,976 --> 00:17:48,276 We wanna use it, but we want to undermine it. 366 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,585 So, uh, yeah, Rob's gonna go get some red paint, 367 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,754 like, fake blood to put on it and the dogs. 368 00:17:52,853 --> 00:17:55,113 -Can we put paint on the dogs? -I don't know. 369 00:17:55,213 --> 00:17:57,913 -Probably. You can paint sheep. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 370 00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,391 -CLIVE: Are you good with that? -Yeah. 371 00:17:59,491 --> 00:18:00,871 'Cause it's important to me 372 00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:02,670 that anyone that sits for me in whatever capacity... 373 00:18:02,769 --> 00:18:05,469 OK, I'm just... I'm so sorry. I'll be out in a minute. 374 00:18:05,568 --> 00:18:07,628 Sorry. Can I just... 375 00:18:07,727 --> 00:18:09,727 -Yeah? Yeah. -Yes! 376 00:18:13,445 --> 00:18:16,215 (HYPERVENTILATES) Oh, my God... 377 00:18:16,324 --> 00:18:17,824 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 378 00:18:17,923 --> 00:18:19,923 (SPLATTERING AND SPLASHING) 379 00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:23,802 (PANTS) 380 00:18:29,079 --> 00:18:31,279 (PEOPLE CHATTER OUTSIDE) 381 00:18:36,796 --> 00:18:38,456 Don't get shit on the coat. 382 00:18:38,555 --> 00:18:40,245 -(TOILET FLUSHES) -(KNOCK AT DOOR) 383 00:18:40,354 --> 00:18:43,094 Oh, no, no, no! Claudia, please don't come in here. 384 00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:45,693 -Um, actually, you can go. -You don't want me to finish? 385 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,412 No, no, no, it's fine. We'll pay you, but you can go. 386 00:18:48,511 --> 00:18:51,371 -I'd rather finish the job. -Brilliant, but just not in here. 387 00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:53,470 (SIGHS) 388 00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:55,169 (WHISPERS) Everyone's seeing it now. 389 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,048 I'm being made a fucking a prick of, aren't I? 390 00:18:57,147 --> 00:18:59,607 -(PHONE TRILLS) -Yeah, OK. 391 00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:01,687 (CREW CHATTERS) 392 00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:04,406 OK! Everybody out. We're done here. 393 00:19:04,505 --> 00:19:07,355 I'm sorry, but it is time for you to leave, OK? 394 00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:09,463 (SILENCE) 395 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,363 You, budget Hemsworth, 396 00:19:11,462 --> 00:19:14,202 I need you to get everyone the fuck out of my house. 397 00:19:14,301 --> 00:19:15,601 Right. Where is she? Mamma's here. 398 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:18,120 -Amazing. Christ! -No, no, just me. 399 00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:20,159 -I'm leaving. -I've got this. Hey. 400 00:19:20,258 --> 00:19:22,598 Oh, good, you've touched my arm. Everything's alright now. 401 00:19:22,697 --> 00:19:25,077 Right, I need you guys to get these people out of my house 402 00:19:25,177 --> 00:19:26,877 or I swear I'm gonna get my air rifle... 403 00:19:26,975 --> 00:19:28,395 -You OK? -..pick them off one by one. 404 00:19:28,495 --> 00:19:30,385 It's gonna be a fucking hipster bloodbath in here! 405 00:19:30,494 --> 00:19:32,194 -That feels very aggressive. -WOMAN: Dory, we need you! 406 00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:34,553 Hiya, I just want to say they're a bit worried 407 00:19:34,653 --> 00:19:36,353 they might have made a mess in your kitchen. 408 00:19:36,452 --> 00:19:37,832 -Um... -SUZIE: Oh, my God! 409 00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:39,671 No! Oh, my God, no! I'll do that! 410 00:19:39,771 --> 00:19:42,471 Let me do that. You go. Come on. You go, you go. 411 00:19:42,569 --> 00:19:44,509 NAOMI: OK, I need everyone to give Suzie some space 412 00:19:44,609 --> 00:19:46,229 and stop her doing whatever the fuck she's... 413 00:19:46,328 --> 00:19:47,628 God, is that blood? 414 00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:49,187 Babe, babe, get up. 415 00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:50,507 I'm Naomi Jones, Suzie's manager. 416 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,706 -I spoke to someone on the phone. -DORY: Oh, yeah, me. 417 00:19:52,805 --> 00:19:55,495 -I did say dogs, didn't I? -OK, can you actually give us a sec? 418 00:19:55,604 --> 00:19:57,544 Yeah, of course. I just want to say... One sec. 419 00:19:57,643 --> 00:19:59,703 I do this thing about women online. 420 00:19:59,803 --> 00:20:01,783 I have a site, Feminazi - obviously ironic. 421 00:20:01,881 --> 00:20:03,381 -But I actually run it. -Right. 422 00:20:03,481 --> 00:20:05,981 I am doing this thing about consent and I would never forgive myself 423 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,780 if I didn't ask you, with everything going on... 424 00:20:07,879 --> 00:20:09,579 What do you want? Do you want them out? 425 00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:10,859 -I don't know. -(BOTH SPEAK SIMULTANEOUSLY) 426 00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:14,458 It's just they're here now and I just don't want to cause any trouble. 427 00:20:14,557 --> 00:20:16,797 (DOGS BARK, PEOPLE CHATTER) 428 00:20:18,395 --> 00:20:19,775 (GROANS) 429 00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,825 (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC) 430 00:20:25,352 --> 00:20:28,292 Please don't do that thing where you act all professional, OK? 431 00:20:28,391 --> 00:20:31,131 I genuinely do not have the energy to pretend to respect you. 432 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,930 What the fuck is wrong with you? It's bad enough without you. 433 00:20:34,029 --> 00:20:37,509 I'm sorry the world's seen your dick, but also fuck off slightly. 434 00:20:38,507 --> 00:20:40,407 You haven't seen the pictures, have you? 435 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,506 -What, have they just gone up? -Mm-hm. 436 00:20:43,385 --> 00:20:45,375 Oh, yeah. 437 00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:51,463 (MUSIC RISES) 438 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:57,820 (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC) 439 00:21:01,817 --> 00:21:03,117 (COB EXHALES) 440 00:21:03,217 --> 00:21:05,437 -(DOGS BARK) -DORY: Let's get the dogs in. 441 00:21:05,536 --> 00:21:08,676 Great. OK, ladies, you go in for your checks. Amazing. 442 00:21:08,775 --> 00:21:10,145 -WOMAN: Hello, darling. -WOMAN 2: Come on. 443 00:21:10,254 --> 00:21:12,074 CHLOE: Alright, Clive's gonna do the blood in post 444 00:21:12,173 --> 00:21:13,553 'cause they just keep licking it off. 445 00:21:13,653 --> 00:21:15,113 Yeah, alright. Yeah. 446 00:21:15,213 --> 00:21:16,633 (LOW CHATTER) 447 00:21:16,731 --> 00:21:18,111 DORY: OK, everyone happy with final checks? 448 00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:20,151 -CHLOE: She's ready, Dory. -DORY: Happy? 449 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:21,630 CLIVE: Alright, let's get the big one. 450 00:21:21,729 --> 00:21:23,869 (COB SHOUTS) Fuck! 451 00:21:23,969 --> 00:21:25,989 CLIVE: Wow. This is superstar stuff. 452 00:21:26,088 --> 00:21:27,708 (DOORBELL RINGS) 453 00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,107 CLIVE: Suzie, this way. 454 00:21:29,207 --> 00:21:30,667 -Yeah, yeah. Thank you. -Sorry. 455 00:21:30,766 --> 00:21:34,306 Wonderful. Look up. Thank you. 456 00:21:34,405 --> 00:21:35,935 (DOORBELL RINGS) 457 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,544 CHLOE: Is someone at the door? 458 00:21:37,643 --> 00:21:39,023 Cob?! 459 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,943 (CAMERA CLICKS) 460 00:21:41,042 --> 00:21:42,542 -(DOORBELL RINGS) -Right, sorry, I've gotta... 461 00:21:42,641 --> 00:21:44,221 -CLIVE: No, please... Oh. -CHLOE: I've got dog! 462 00:21:44,321 --> 00:21:45,701 -I've got a dog! -Sorry. 463 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,980 CHLOE: Yeah, I'll grab this and this. Thank you. 464 00:21:48,079 --> 00:21:49,739 -Here you are, my dear. -WOMAN: Thank you. 465 00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:51,839 (CREW CHATTERS) 466 00:21:54,877 --> 00:21:57,337 Hello... Oh, my God. What have I interrupted? 467 00:21:57,435 --> 00:21:59,375 Hello. What's this? 468 00:21:59,475 --> 00:22:01,445 -Oh, God. Am I in a movie? -Hello? 469 00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:03,853 He said it was an emergency. Is the big man around? 470 00:22:03,953 --> 00:22:06,253 Hi, Colin. How you doing? We'll start with this door, please. 471 00:22:06,352 --> 00:22:08,212 Uh, hang on. Sorry. What's going on? 472 00:22:08,311 --> 00:22:09,811 We're getting the locks changed, right now. 473 00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,891 Uh, no, I don't... I don't think we are. 474 00:22:11,989 --> 00:22:13,409 Oh, no, we are. 475 00:22:13,509 --> 00:22:16,169 Um, no, it's fine. Colin, thank you. 476 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:17,408 -You can go. -No. 477 00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:19,007 We really are getting the locks changed, Suzie. 478 00:22:19,107 --> 00:22:21,907 Do you want to explain to our good friend Colin why or shall I? 479 00:22:23,465 --> 00:22:27,875 Um, yeah, we...we were burgled. 480 00:22:27,983 --> 00:22:30,003 Yeah, we... That's... We were just... 481 00:22:30,103 --> 00:22:31,843 -Yeah. -So what's this, then? 482 00:22:31,941 --> 00:22:33,921 Yeah, those guys are just dusting for prints, Colin. 483 00:22:34,021 --> 00:22:35,681 (COLIN CHUCKLES) Right, none of my business. 484 00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:39,840 -What was stolen? -Uh, nothing. Nothing really. 485 00:22:39,939 --> 00:22:43,359 Yeah, we thought we'd been burgled, but we hadn't actually. 486 00:22:43,457 --> 00:22:45,597 But we do think they got a copy of the key. 487 00:22:45,696 --> 00:22:47,076 That's what we think they got. 488 00:22:47,175 --> 00:22:49,595 So obviously we need to change the locks. 489 00:22:49,695 --> 00:22:51,265 -Ah, OK. -CLIVE: Suzie-floozy? 490 00:22:51,373 --> 00:22:53,673 Wow. That is amazing. 491 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,753 That was...that was genuinely beautiful. 492 00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:58,352 -It really is a sight to behold. -CLIVE: We need to do something. 493 00:22:58,451 --> 00:22:59,991 The dogs are getting a little bit feral. 494 00:23:00,091 --> 00:23:02,091 Mmm, excuse me. 495 00:23:03,689 --> 00:23:06,009 DORY: Right, wonderful! She's back. 496 00:23:07,007 --> 00:23:10,147 Right, do we need more blood, do you think? No? 497 00:23:10,246 --> 00:23:12,146 CHLOE: Yeah, no, she looks great. I'm happy with that. 498 00:23:12,245 --> 00:23:14,545 -DORY: Let's do this. Let's go. -CLIVE: Straight down, yeah. 499 00:23:14,645 --> 00:23:16,895 Chin down a little bit, please. Yeah. 500 00:23:17,003 --> 00:23:19,223 Fantastic, that. Light's good. 501 00:23:19,323 --> 00:23:21,703 -(DRILL WHIRRS) -CLIVE: OK. 502 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:23,701 No, no, no. Seriously? 503 00:23:23,801 --> 00:23:25,781 Can we, um... We need to shoot some video, please. 504 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,540 So we need to cut the sound. 505 00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:30,419 No, can we just do the fucking photo, alright? 506 00:23:30,518 --> 00:23:34,738 Just get it done. Just do the fucking photo. Do it! 507 00:23:34,837 --> 00:23:36,577 (DRILL WHIRRS) 508 00:23:36,675 --> 00:23:39,435 (CREW CHATTERS) 509 00:23:41,034 --> 00:23:42,454 -SUZIE: Do you need to... -MAN: Yep. 510 00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:45,413 OK, can someone help her with that so she doesn't... 511 00:23:45,512 --> 00:23:47,452 -WOMAN: Who does this belong to? -Thank you, thank you. 512 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,451 -WOMAN 2: Yeah, she's here right now. -Very good. 513 00:23:49,551 --> 00:23:50,931 Please, please, just... 514 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,770 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter! 515 00:23:52,869 --> 00:23:54,369 -You good? Thanks. -Thank you. 516 00:23:54,469 --> 00:23:55,849 Nice to meet you. 517 00:23:55,948 --> 00:23:58,548 Ooh! Can you just watch my walls? 518 00:23:59,907 --> 00:24:01,287 MAN: Oh, shit. 519 00:24:01,385 --> 00:24:03,005 -Is that it? -WOMAN: Just the last thing. 520 00:24:03,105 --> 00:24:04,845 Yeah, cheers. Thanks. 521 00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,915 -Oh, great, fantastic. -WOMAN: Great. 522 00:24:07,023 --> 00:24:08,963 'Bye. Oh, 'bye, Colin. 523 00:24:09,063 --> 00:24:10,883 -Oh, Cob's got the new keys. -Yeah, yeah, great. 524 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:13,122 DORY: Don't you want the guys to hoof this back in? 525 00:24:13,221 --> 00:24:14,801 It's fine. Obviously, we're big and strong. 526 00:24:14,901 --> 00:24:16,441 -DORY: Really? OK. -Yeah, yeah. 527 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:17,679 -'Bye, then. -Alright, 'bye. 528 00:24:17,779 --> 00:24:19,639 -Oh, are you keeping the coat? -Um... 529 00:24:19,739 --> 00:24:21,759 -I mean, can I? -It's fur, though. 530 00:24:21,857 --> 00:24:23,997 -Oh, no, then. -That'll wash out. 531 00:24:24,097 --> 00:24:26,637 -Well, then...yeah. 'Bye. -CHLOE: Come here, Dory. 532 00:24:26,735 --> 00:24:27,835 -'Bye. -'Bye! 533 00:24:27,935 --> 00:24:29,935 (ENGINE STARTS) 534 00:24:32,293 --> 00:24:34,513 -'Bye. (QUIETLY) Fucking go. -CHLOE: See you later! 535 00:24:34,613 --> 00:24:36,613 DORY: 'Bye! 536 00:24:40,171 --> 00:24:42,371 -(HORN TOOTS) -'Bye! 537 00:24:46,447 --> 00:24:48,307 -Cob! -NAOMI: Cob, let her in. 538 00:24:48,407 --> 00:24:50,147 COB: Double-locked! 539 00:24:50,246 --> 00:24:51,306 Cob! 540 00:24:51,405 --> 00:24:53,645 -NAOMI: Cob, let her in! -(THUDS ON DOOR) Cob! 541 00:24:54,645 --> 00:24:55,935 -What? -What are you doing? 542 00:24:56,043 --> 00:24:57,223 When? When?! 543 00:24:57,323 --> 00:24:58,823 I don't know! What are you talking about? 544 00:24:58,923 --> 00:25:00,423 I don't even know what you're talking about! 545 00:25:00,522 --> 00:25:01,742 Just stop! 546 00:25:01,841 --> 00:25:03,841 Alright, I want Frank, then! 547 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,100 Suz, he's crazy. He's insane. 548 00:25:08,199 --> 00:25:10,219 Let...let's just talk about it, whatever it is that I... 549 00:25:10,318 --> 00:25:12,958 -I don't even know... -Go to the back door! 550 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:18,535 -NAOMI: Oh, my God! Oh, Cob! -Cob! 551 00:25:18,635 --> 00:25:19,935 -Cob! -Give me the key! 552 00:25:20,035 --> 00:25:21,925 -Give me the key. Cob! -You want it? Take it. 553 00:25:22,033 --> 00:25:23,853 Give me the fucking key! Hey! 554 00:25:23,953 --> 00:25:27,133 Right, I want my fucking phone, then. 555 00:25:27,231 --> 00:25:29,531 -NAOMI: I swear to God... -He has my phone! 556 00:25:29,631 --> 00:25:31,091 Cob, you fucking child! 557 00:25:31,189 --> 00:25:34,849 Give me my son and my fucking phone! 558 00:25:34,949 --> 00:25:36,449 NAOMI: Are you three years old? 559 00:25:36,547 --> 00:25:38,047 Go and look for Mum's phone. 560 00:25:38,147 --> 00:25:40,567 For Mummy's phone upstairs. 561 00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:42,366 Upstairs. Good boy. 562 00:25:42,465 --> 00:25:45,355 NAOMI: Bravo. So clever. Fucking hell. 563 00:25:45,464 --> 00:25:48,084 Suz? It's not opening. 564 00:25:48,183 --> 00:25:49,803 For fuck sake... 565 00:25:49,903 --> 00:25:51,683 -There's no key. Where's the key? -There? 566 00:25:51,781 --> 00:25:53,321 -There? -Are they painted shut? 567 00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:54,801 -There? -No, there's no key. 568 00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:57,281 Oh, fuck's sake, Cob! 569 00:25:57,379 --> 00:26:00,479 Yes! Yes, give it to Mummy. Give it to Mummy. Good boy. 570 00:26:00,578 --> 00:26:02,278 Good... Ooh! Good. 571 00:26:02,377 --> 00:26:03,957 COB: You are very much mistaken. 572 00:26:04,057 --> 00:26:06,937 (NAOMI AND COB CONTINUE BICKERING) 573 00:26:09,455 --> 00:26:11,445 Oh, no. 574 00:26:12,773 --> 00:26:14,773 Charger! 575 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,432 NAOMI: Can I please just go to my friend? 576 00:26:17,531 --> 00:26:19,531 (NAOMI AND COB CONTINUE BICKERING) 577 00:26:20,410 --> 00:26:22,030 -Thank you! -Well done! 578 00:26:22,129 --> 00:26:23,509 Thanks. 579 00:26:23,609 --> 00:26:26,269 (SNIFFS) 580 00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:29,367 (BIRDSONG) 581 00:26:31,285 --> 00:26:33,285 Oh... 582 00:26:44,921 --> 00:26:47,421 I just need a charger. 583 00:26:47,519 --> 00:26:50,179 I just need a charger. 584 00:26:50,278 --> 00:26:52,678 Have you got a charger, mate? 585 00:26:54,797 --> 00:26:56,797 You. 586 00:26:58,515 --> 00:26:59,935 Ehh... 587 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:02,585 Got a charger, mate? 588 00:27:06,871 --> 00:27:10,291 (GENTLE MUSIC) 589 00:27:10,389 --> 00:27:11,969 (SIGHS) 590 00:27:12,069 --> 00:27:13,969 I hate this. I hate this. 591 00:27:14,069 --> 00:27:15,929 I hate you and I hate you. 592 00:27:16,027 --> 00:27:17,887 I hate this fucking place. 593 00:27:17,987 --> 00:27:19,847 SUZIE: I hate the dark. I hate the stars. 594 00:27:19,947 --> 00:27:21,887 You shouldn't be able to see so many stars. 595 00:27:21,985 --> 00:27:23,205 I hate the church. 596 00:27:23,305 --> 00:27:24,285 Alright? 597 00:27:24,385 --> 00:27:27,395 I hate that stranger for being so rare. I hate the pub. 598 00:27:27,503 --> 00:27:29,803 SUZIE: It's cheap. It's too cheap. 599 00:27:29,903 --> 00:27:32,563 You know that's suspiciously cheap for a wine?! 600 00:27:32,661 --> 00:27:34,921 I hate the way people always leave their doors unlocked. 601 00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:38,201 It's not normal. Lock your houses. Lock your houses. 602 00:27:38,299 --> 00:27:40,599 These people aren't nice. They're just already rich. 603 00:27:40,697 --> 00:27:45,237 I hate their distress at losing PizzaExpress. 604 00:27:45,335 --> 00:27:48,835 I mean, I fucking hate this place. 605 00:27:48,935 --> 00:27:50,465 (LAUGHS) 606 00:27:50,573 --> 00:27:51,993 (MUSIC RISES) 607 00:27:52,093 --> 00:27:55,073 (SINGS) ♪ I hate seein' the stars at night 608 00:27:55,172 --> 00:27:58,312 ♪ I miss the smog and the rising crime 609 00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:00,351 ♪ Oh, my 610 00:28:00,449 --> 00:28:04,209 ♪ Fuck this life. ♪ 611 00:28:17,763 --> 00:28:19,763 (PANTS) 612 00:28:30,039 --> 00:28:32,039 Where am I even going? 613 00:28:38,755 --> 00:28:41,105 (BIRDSONG) 614 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:53,429 (LOUD VOICES ON TV) 615 00:28:56,427 --> 00:28:58,427 (APPLAUSE ON TV) 616 00:29:00,945 --> 00:29:04,465 NAOMI: He's watching 'Pointless' aggressively loud. 617 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:08,703 (SIGHS) 618 00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:12,661 Sorry. 619 00:29:14,261 --> 00:29:19,081 So obviously it's not your husband's...penis in the photos. 620 00:29:19,179 --> 00:29:20,799 (GROANS) 621 00:29:20,897 --> 00:29:23,237 Your highlights in the shot are gold, not blonde, 622 00:29:23,337 --> 00:29:25,317 so that's only from about three months ago. 623 00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:28,375 It's not your bedroom. I know that. 624 00:29:29,815 --> 00:29:32,445 And you just look really happy. 625 00:29:43,489 --> 00:29:44,709 (SWITCH CLICKS) 626 00:29:44,809 --> 00:29:45,989 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 627 00:29:46,087 --> 00:29:49,087 (INDIE FOLK MUSIC) 628 00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:01,823 SONG: ♪ Just across the way 629 00:30:01,921 --> 00:30:04,581 ♪ I saw you yesterday 630 00:30:04,681 --> 00:30:08,141 ♪ Plugging holes in the day 631 00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:11,439 ♪ As the sunshine ran away 632 00:30:12,557 --> 00:30:14,717 ♪ Take a walk with me 633 00:30:15,795 --> 00:30:18,615 ♪ Tell me your dreams 634 00:30:18,715 --> 00:30:22,165 ♪ The things that you believe 635 00:30:22,273 --> 00:30:25,473 ♪ That no-one else sees 636 00:30:28,431 --> 00:30:32,971 ♪ I'll lose myself to you 637 00:30:33,069 --> 00:30:35,069 ♪ Run, run, run, run... ♪ 47243

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