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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:28,514 --> 00:00:31,925 d Time is such a funny thing 3 00:00:31,925 --> 00:00:35,546 d You turn around and it's gone 4 00:00:35,546 --> 00:00:39,750 Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry d So many things are meant to say 5 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:43,707 Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry d But the word are came out wrong 6 00:00:43,707 --> 00:00:47,511 d Of all things with remerbering 7 00:00:47,511 --> 00:00:51,554 d You're the best things in my mind 8 00:00:51,554 --> 00:00:58,720 d I had a chance but I never had the time 9 00:00:59,639 --> 00:01:03,082 d Time ~~ 10 00:01:04,901 --> 00:01:08,500 d Where did you run to? 11 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:14,259 d I always thought that we were friends 12 00:01:15,373 --> 00:01:19,292 d Time ~~ 13 00:01:20,343 --> 00:01:23,625 d You know I trusted you 14 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:31,586 d You came so close but you slipped right through my hands 15 00:01:34,442 --> 00:01:37,432 d News and you with something 16 00:01:37,432 --> 00:01:41,435 d That just never close to my mind 17 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:48,147 d Can have the chance but I never had the time 18 00:02:03,607 --> 00:02:07,677 Will the last person in Seattle please turn out the lights 19 00:02:29,694 --> 00:02:32,109 Hey, Ace. 20 00:02:33,598 --> 00:02:37,397 And I was wondering... What if we do the Matador instead of Chrysler, 21 00:02:37,398 --> 00:02:39,303 What kind of bucks? 22 00:02:39,304 --> 00:02:42,072 I thought we weren't gonna think about bucks any more. 23 00:02:42,073 --> 00:02:44,275 Well, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just wondering. 24 00:02:44,276 --> 00:02:48,485 Speed is expensive. how fase you wanna go? 25 00:03:13,096 --> 00:03:15,729 Nice little town. 26 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:20,700 Any town is nice little town when you nail a broad. 27 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:25,280 Turned to get nervous, huh? 28 00:03:32,215 --> 00:03:34,795 There she is. 29 00:03:37,473 --> 00:03:41,481 Price of food's going up. You know what I mean, D? 30 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:43,155 Yeah, I know what you mean. 31 00:03:43,155 --> 00:03:45,675 I figured you are. 32 00:04:13,659 --> 00:04:16,742 We'll get back to the number 18 song in the chart... 33 00:04:16,742 --> 00:04:19,746 Hey don't forget to stop by our KMFM broadcast news 34 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:32,921 Yours truely Hurricane Huff will be Mike Syde from 9 to noon taking your request 35 00:04:32,921 --> 00:04:37,536 OK, the school barometer predicts a sunny day with highs in the mid 80s. 36 00:04:37,536 --> 00:04:41,958 Hey, in your hurry to get to school, don't forget to take your lunch and your book... 37 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:48,986 We'll get right back to the number 18 song, I promise you, after a word from Sonny's Drive-In. 38 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:09,247 Hey! Asshole! 39 00:06:15,968 --> 00:06:18,967 What did I tell you, Mrs. Stanton? 40 00:06:18,968 --> 00:06:21,972 That if it was for you, they'd ask for the man of the house, 41 00:06:21,972 --> 00:06:24,871 And if it was for me, to tell them I'd call them back. 42 00:06:24,871 --> 00:06:26,615 I was washing my hair. 43 00:06:32,639 --> 00:06:36,963 [phone ringing] Hello? 44 00:06:51,837 --> 00:06:52,783 Yeah? 45 00:06:52,783 --> 00:06:55,880 Everything under control? 46 00:06:56,227 --> 00:06:58,226 Yeah. Merchandise on time? 47 00:06:58,227 --> 00:07:02,226 It's been delivered and it's just waiting. 48 00:07:03,437 --> 00:07:06,831 OK, Bunkie, I'll see you real soon. 49 00:07:22,302 --> 00:07:27,168 All right, it's time. Call him. 50 00:07:28,353 --> 00:07:30,931 I said, call him! 51 00:07:53,257 --> 00:07:55,554 [ring tone] It's ringing. 52 00:07:55,554 --> 00:07:57,533 [phone ringing] 53 00:08:00,181 --> 00:08:03,301 Mr. Stanton, would you OK this check? 54 00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:06,497 You don't have the lady's driver's license number. 55 00:08:06,497 --> 00:08:08,000 Yeah, Would you like me to get that? 56 00:08:08,001 --> 00:08:11,156 Oh, no, no, I've got that. You know her? 57 00:08:11,434 --> 00:08:14,846 Oh, God, please answer. 58 00:08:19,672 --> 00:08:23,671 Maybe you'd better dial again. The right number this time. 59 00:08:23,672 --> 00:08:26,671 But I did. I did dial the right number. 60 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:29,671 [phone continues ringing] Stanton here. 61 00:08:29,672 --> 00:08:32,671 George? Listen to me. 62 00:08:32,672 --> 00:08:34,671 Evelyn. 63 00:08:34,672 --> 00:08:37,671 There's a man here, and he wants the money. 64 00:08:37,672 --> 00:08:40,314 I told you exactly what to say! 65 00:08:40,314 --> 00:08:42,740 I know my husband better than you do. 66 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:44,856 Please. 67 00:08:54,796 --> 00:08:56,916 George. 68 00:08:57,438 --> 00:09:04,276 He says they'll kill us if you don't give him the money. 69 00:09:09,911 --> 00:09:13,899 Let me talk to him. 70 00:09:18,911 --> 00:09:22,187 [phone ringing] - Larry? - Yeah. 71 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,762 All set. 72 00:09:23,762 --> 00:09:25,075 Ok. 73 00:09:25,358 --> 00:09:28,551 Only, uh, there's something I think I oughta tell you. 74 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,974 I changed my mind. 75 00:09:33,383 --> 00:09:35,633 You what? 76 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:36,549 You were right. 77 00:09:36,549 --> 00:09:37,632 I mean, you take Moody Stocker. 78 00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:40,893 If that 8-DL fuel cell's all it's cracked up to be, 79 00:09:40,893 --> 00:09:43,340 How come Moody's still running a Firestone cell? 80 00:09:43,668 --> 00:09:47,585 You son of a bitch. 81 00:10:25,365 --> 00:10:27,689 Morning, Mr. Stanton. 82 00:10:35,438 --> 00:10:38,689 It was supposed to be opened. 83 00:10:47,082 --> 00:10:49,264 Mind if I use your phone? 84 00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:51,759 It's a local call. 85 00:10:55,095 --> 00:10:56,094 Lay down. 86 00:10:57,387 --> 00:10:59,973 Oh, my God, no! 87 00:10:59,973 --> 00:11:01,590 No! 88 00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:03,138 Lady. 89 00:11:03,353 --> 00:11:09,569 Lady, if I was attracted to rape, I would have waited till you finished your shower. 90 00:11:10,126 --> 00:11:13,899 Now lay down and put your hands behind your back. 91 00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:16,368 [phone ringing] 92 00:11:16,546 --> 00:11:19,932 Whoever it is, get rid of them like I told you before. 93 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:23,768 Hello? 94 00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:26,059 Uh, is the man of the house there? 95 00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:35,496 Mm-hmm? 96 00:11:35,496 --> 00:11:36,944 Yeah, howdy, partner. 97 00:11:36,944 --> 00:11:40,090 We got a live one here who thinks maybe we're a couple of butterflies. 98 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:45,214 Yeah, he thinks a real stickup is something like a lot of hand grenades and guns or something. 99 00:11:45,214 --> 00:11:48,213 You mind demonstrating that we mean what we say? 100 00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:50,655 Yeah, that's right. 101 00:11:54,789 --> 00:11:56,447 Oh, no! No, please. 102 00:11:56,447 --> 00:11:58,719 George, you can't let him do this! Please! 103 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,066 No. 104 00:12:04,486 --> 00:12:06,787 It's all right, Bunkie. I got it covered. 105 00:12:06,787 --> 00:12:09,004 I'll see you soon. 106 00:12:09,004 --> 00:12:10,707 [dial tone] 107 00:12:13,971 --> 00:12:18,003 It'll be all right now, honey. It'll be all right. 108 00:12:19,385 --> 00:12:21,117 Terrific. 109 00:12:23,273 --> 00:12:25,750 Even brought my own bag. 110 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:32,291 Try not to squash the tomatoes. 111 00:12:46,277 --> 00:12:49,276 Now, remember, we call you. 112 00:12:50,046 --> 00:12:53,264 You try anything -anything- before you get that call, 113 00:12:53,264 --> 00:12:57,520 And you cease to be a family man right then and there. 114 00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:28,962 Hi, asshole. 115 00:13:31,788 --> 00:13:33,793 What did you do with the keys? 116 00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:37,456 Hey, you owe me 50 bucks. 117 00:13:37,456 --> 00:13:38,918 What? 118 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:42,070 Well, listen. You gotta figure, 119 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:46,670 If you treat a decent girl like a whore, she should be paid like one, right? 120 00:13:47,547 --> 00:13:51,033 If you don't give me those keys, I'm gonna pop you. 121 00:13:52,112 --> 00:13:54,942 Ooh! You have something to eat. 122 00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:59,505 I'm so hungry, I can't w...Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo! 123 00:14:00,668 --> 00:14:03,315 Robbery's a dangerous business. 124 00:14:03,315 --> 00:14:06,747 That's right, lady. Now, let's have the keys. 125 00:14:06,747 --> 00:14:13,876 - I'll go. - The keys! 126 00:14:13,876 --> 00:14:17,691 OK. Relax. 127 00:14:31,818 --> 00:14:37,256 [turns engine] [engine starts] 128 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:43,094 Those were the keys to my grandfather's pickup. 129 00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:47,812 The keys to your grandfather's pickup? 130 00:14:47,812 --> 00:14:49,904 That's beautiful. 131 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:55,953 OK, Miss Mary, have it your way, but any time you want out, you just holler, hmm? 132 00:14:56,506 --> 00:14:58,541 You just holler. 133 00:15:02,173 --> 00:15:04,586 [truck horn honking] 134 00:15:10,097 --> 00:15:14,608 Jesus Christ. what the f'ck he's doing, anyway? 135 00:15:15,153 --> 00:15:18,268 Did you see that crazy son of bitch? 136 00:15:20,518 --> 00:15:22,426 Average. 137 00:15:22,639 --> 00:15:25,181 [coughing] 138 00:15:31,824 --> 00:15:35,278 I told you if you struggled, you'll puke. 139 00:15:35,278 --> 00:15:38,040 If you puke, you'll choke to death on it. 140 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,584 [grunts] [coughing] 141 00:15:50,477 --> 00:15:53,396 - You promise you won't say anything? - Yes. 142 00:15:53,396 --> 00:15:56,177 - You won't yell, you promise? - Uh-huh. 143 00:15:57,129 --> 00:16:01,839 OK. I'm trusting you, now. 144 00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:09,121 - Mr. Stanton? - What? 145 00:16:09,121 --> 00:16:11,672 It's 10:15. I have to get the cash drawers ready. 146 00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:15,773 Oh, uh... Yes, yes, in a few minutes. 147 00:16:16,097 --> 00:16:18,438 Is something wrong? 148 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:22,317 No! Would you go back to your office now? 149 00:16:25,927 --> 00:16:28,128 Mr. Stanton? 150 00:16:32,186 --> 00:16:36,396 They... They've got Evelyn and Cindy. 151 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:39,151 What? Where? 152 00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:43,903 - At home. - I'll call... 153 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,961 Don't. 154 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:56,358 All set? 155 00:16:56,359 --> 00:17:01,040 You'd better check with the stewardess in tourist section. 156 00:17:05,986 --> 00:17:08,721 Good morning. Sleep well? 157 00:17:09,006 --> 00:17:11,005 What's she doing here? 158 00:17:11,006 --> 00:17:13,348 I work better with an audience. 159 00:17:13,348 --> 00:17:14,927 No chance. 160 00:17:14,927 --> 00:17:18,908 Look, I had about as much time to argue with her then as I got with you now. 161 00:17:18,908 --> 00:17:20,534 Get in. 162 00:17:24,389 --> 00:17:26,701 Her share comes out of your half. 163 00:17:26,998 --> 00:17:30,694 Hey, listen, who says I want anything? 'Cause I don't. 164 00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:35,978 Now, how can you not like somebody as full of shit as that, huh? 165 00:17:50,356 --> 00:17:52,944 Maybe he just told you to wait for his call 166 00:17:52,944 --> 00:17:57,313 to give himself more time. Maybe he's already gone. 167 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,787 [dialing] 168 00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:10,818 - Evelyn...- We told you not to call here. 169 00:18:10,818 --> 00:18:15,162 We told you we'd call you. Don't try it again. 170 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,722 [dial tone] 171 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,530 Listen, whoever you are, please... 172 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:21,141 Damn you! He already hung up. 173 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,380 I told you not to touch that phone. 174 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:25,201 Honest, I was spouting off to a dial tone. 175 00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:33,492 [dialing] Look, uh...God... 176 00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:40,167 You're a neighbor, and, uh, you're calling to chat. 177 00:18:41,156 --> 00:18:42,837 [phone ringing] 178 00:18:43,327 --> 00:18:46,062 We told you not to call here. 179 00:18:46,062 --> 00:18:49,053 We told you we'd call you. Now don't try it again. 180 00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:51,775 - Oh, did I get a wrong... - [dial tone] 181 00:18:53,809 --> 00:18:57,745 - That is a tape. - Are you sure? 182 00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:01,729 Yes. You heard the dial tone right after click, didn't you? 183 00:19:01,729 --> 00:19:02,599 Yes. 184 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:08,838 Well, it takes at least 30 seconds for my phone to disconnect after an incoming call. 185 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,279 I'm gonna call the police. 186 00:19:24,936 --> 00:19:29,514 [dispatcher] Car 9, Car 9, a 901-T. 187 00:19:29,514 --> 00:19:32,296 Collision on Highway 9 and Mount Road 188 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:35,033 Cattle truck overturned, code 2 189 00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:39,783 Ambulance on way. Repeat: Ambulance on way. 190 00:19:39,783 --> 00:19:41,704 Code 2. 191 00:19:42,997 --> 00:19:46,002 Oh! Two-way, right? 192 00:19:46,612 --> 00:19:50,174 - Yeah. - Far out. 193 00:19:52,632 --> 00:19:54,300 Hey! 194 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:58,554 Did you really have Charlotte won over till your car went kaflooey? 195 00:19:58,554 --> 00:20:00,953 That's what I said, ain't it? 196 00:20:00,953 --> 00:20:03,336 But no more, Deke, huh? 197 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:07,523 No more stock rods, no more portin' and polishin'. 198 00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:10,586 Trick heads now, mister. 199 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:14,419 We're into cubic money. We're gonna own NASCAR. 200 00:20:14,419 --> 00:20:18,368 Oh, yeah, sure. I'll tell that to Sam Baker. 201 00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:20,185 [mocking]I'll tell that to Sam Baker. 202 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,510 [dispatcher] Disturbance on the corner of 47 .. 203 00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:24,275 How in the hell do you know Sam Baker? 204 00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:26,829 'Cause I was his old lady. 205 00:20:26,829 --> 00:20:29,694 Till I went for a ride in Lou Palmer's Learjet. 206 00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:33,272 - Blue Palmer's Learjet. - That's what I said. 207 00:20:33,272 --> 00:20:34,801 That's what I said. 208 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,064 - Wait a second. Wait a second, tone it down. - [dispatcher] All units 209 00:20:37,065 --> 00:20:41,575 be on the lookout for a blue 1967 or a 1968 Chevy. 210 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:51,123 Repeat: A blue 1967 or 1968 chevy bearing two male Caucasians aged 26 to 33. 211 00:20:51,123 --> 00:20:54,875 No positive identification or distinguishing features. 212 00:20:54,875 --> 00:21:00,856 May be accompanied by a blond female Caucasian approximately 22 years old. 213 00:21:01,171 --> 00:21:04,461 - Thes man.... - Had to pick up a flag, didn't you? 214 00:21:06,211 --> 00:21:09,291 If a man was smart, do you know what he'd do right now? 215 00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,500 What? 216 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,756 I don't know. I thought maybe you'd know. 217 00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:21,189 Car 19, Car 19, pick up Captain Franklin at his home. 218 00:21:21,189 --> 00:21:24,477 Repeat: Car 19. Pick up Captain... 219 00:21:24,477 --> 00:21:27,820 Get a teletype out on this! Tell them to notify the sheriff. 220 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:32,727 You know, that bastard Franklin is gonna shit when he hears a blue '68 Chevy. 221 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:36,760 That's all I got for me to go on, is a blue '68 Chevy? 222 00:21:37,741 --> 00:21:42,269 I could locate of 50 of 'em by the time it takes me to pick my nose. 223 00:21:42,863 --> 00:21:44,165 All right, give me the rest of it. 224 00:21:44,165 --> 00:21:46,191 Held the wife and kid hostage. 225 00:21:46,191 --> 00:21:48,337 - Anybody hurt? - No, sir. No guns. 226 00:21:49,471 --> 00:21:50,657 How long ago did it happen? 227 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:53,474 Well, it was 15 minutes before we even got the call. 228 00:21:53,474 --> 00:21:56,222 15...Ho, ho, ho, ho. 15 minutes? 229 00:21:56,222 --> 00:22:00,865 Well, they used a tape gimmick on the phone, kept the manager from calling us. 230 00:22:04,429 --> 00:22:06,581 - Anything else? - Uh... 231 00:22:06,581 --> 00:22:11,265 Oh, yeah. A truck got in the guy's way. So he pancaked off a dozer ramp. 232 00:22:11,265 --> 00:22:14,265 Locals figure it's souped. 233 00:22:14,265 --> 00:22:15,952 Souped? 234 00:22:19,302 --> 00:22:23,598 That's the driver, not the car. Let's go. 235 00:22:28,293 --> 00:22:32,649 [dispatcher] Car 9, Car 9, wait for ambulance... 236 00:22:32,649 --> 00:22:35,958 By the way, where are we going? 237 00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:37,680 South. 238 00:22:38,616 --> 00:22:45,209 Hey, listen, do you always meet someone for the first time and take an instant disliking to 'em? 239 00:22:45,209 --> 00:22:47,437 Mary... 240 00:22:47,437 --> 00:22:51,615 stop trying to get me to make joyful noises. 241 00:22:51,616 --> 00:22:53,615 Well, I'm not. 242 00:22:53,616 --> 00:22:56,261 Then be glad you're here. 243 00:22:56,616 --> 00:23:01,509 Oh, I'm glad. I'm glad! 244 00:23:02,585 --> 00:23:04,584 Now, where are we going? 245 00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:08,647 S-o-u-t-h. 246 00:23:11,152 --> 00:23:15,151 Your friend's a real dazzler. 247 00:23:15,152 --> 00:23:20,844 D-a-z-z-l-e-r. 248 00:23:22,348 --> 00:23:29,798 K-i-s-s o-f-f. 249 00:23:38,262 --> 00:23:41,704 Hey, you really want to know if I had Charlotte won? 250 00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:45,403 Yeah. OK. Hang on. 251 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:01,114 [truck horns honking] 252 00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:09,526 Who else do you know can do that, huh? 253 00:24:10,111 --> 00:24:13,132 With or without losing an $80 windshield? 254 00:24:15,531 --> 00:24:17,903 - Funny, huh? - Yeah. 255 00:24:18,095 --> 00:24:21,608 - You got the $80? - Twice times. 256 00:24:21,608 --> 00:24:24,705 Let's get six of them. 257 00:24:24,705 --> 00:24:27,096 Investigate 8459 at warehouse.. 258 00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:30,310 What the hell is this? A crap table? Huh? 259 00:24:30,310 --> 00:24:33,109 Sir, we've blocked off every road leading to the freeway, 260 00:24:33,109 --> 00:24:35,493 And we have units coming into this area. 261 00:24:35,811 --> 00:24:38,285 You just break up all them roadblocks. 262 00:24:38,285 --> 00:24:40,858 You put troopers in the Ranger lookout stations. 263 00:24:40,858 --> 00:24:43,404 You call in all off-duty cars. 264 00:24:43,404 --> 00:24:45,962 You pair them off, you start yourself a sweep search. 265 00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:47,247 A sweep search? 266 00:24:47,516 --> 00:24:49,982 You got trouble hearing me? 267 00:24:49,982 --> 00:24:53,482 A roadblock can't find them, and I ain't waiting for them to find it. 268 00:24:53,482 --> 00:24:56,275 Don't ask me any more questions. You do it. 269 00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:57,712 Yes, sir. 270 00:24:57,712 --> 00:25:00,407 [dispatcher] Attention, all roadblock units. 271 00:25:00,407 --> 00:25:04,331 Disperse roadblocks and begin sweep operation. 272 00:25:04,331 --> 00:25:06,711 Begin sweep operation. 273 00:25:06,712 --> 00:25:12,527 Car 24, cross over to secondary road, cover area eight. 274 00:25:12,527 --> 00:25:14,496 Car 16 and 7... 275 00:25:14,496 --> 00:25:17,058 You set up roadblocks, you're supposed to keep 'em. 276 00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:21,770 And the tape was supposed to give us a 20-minute lead, only it didn't. 277 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,496 Yeah, yeah. 278 00:25:24,026 --> 00:25:26,570 So we got off to a bad start. 279 00:25:26,570 --> 00:25:30,239 Well, you know what it means when somebody like me gets off to a bad start? 280 00:25:31,569 --> 00:25:34,764 Not a goddamn thing. 281 00:25:37,645 --> 00:25:41,128 [bus horn honking] 282 00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:21,777 Everett, what the hell are you doing, playing around with a sweep search? 283 00:26:21,777 --> 00:26:23,968 Well, you know me, Carl. I'm just a country boy. 284 00:26:23,968 --> 00:26:25,331 What do I know? 285 00:26:25,331 --> 00:26:27,839 I just figure I gotta find 'em, stop 'em. 286 00:26:28,967 --> 00:26:31,770 Well, I ain't talking philosophies. I'm talking cars 287 00:26:31,770 --> 00:26:34,603 Cars that we are not going to get because the appropriations committee 288 00:26:34,603 --> 00:26:37,659 will not understand you busting up roadblocks. 289 00:26:37,659 --> 00:26:41,291 You've been holding those cars over my head a year now, and I'm getting tired of it. 290 00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:49,434 You know, Ev, lot of times I actually enjoy your making things harder for me. 291 00:26:49,434 --> 00:26:53,903 But this ain't in the same category as your refusing to wear a gun or a badge. 292 00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:57,245 Oh, Carl, come on. Will you stop watching them Hollywood TV shows? 293 00:26:57,245 --> 00:26:59,357 I mean, what the hell is the difference how I cut my hair 294 00:26:59,357 --> 00:27:03,479 Or how I dress or if I wear a badge or a gun? Is that important? 295 00:27:03,743 --> 00:27:07,379 Well, I'm not standing up in no more meetings and defending you. 296 00:27:07,379 --> 00:27:09,509 Well, that's fine. Next time you get in front of that 297 00:27:09,509 --> 00:27:11,847 appropriations committee, you know what you tell them? 298 00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:19,420 You tell them that these suspects... they ain't gonna get away. That's for sure. 299 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:23,765 And I'm doing it for me, for my own personal reasons. 300 00:27:23,765 --> 00:27:27,899 It's got nothing to do with you or you getting your new patrol cars. 301 00:27:28,988 --> 00:27:31,843 Kiss my ass. 302 00:27:33,331 --> 00:27:36,053 Ah, Carl. 303 00:27:36,292 --> 00:27:38,358 That's not nice. 304 00:28:16,556 --> 00:28:19,534 [dials] Sheriff's department, please, right away. 305 00:28:26,766 --> 00:28:30,372 You keep this up, you're gonna haul in a cop. 306 00:28:30,372 --> 00:28:33,765 Hey, sounds like Miss Mary's getting afraid. 307 00:28:33,766 --> 00:28:35,765 Oh, no, it's not that. 308 00:28:35,766 --> 00:28:39,765 It's just I'm a normal human being, and stupidity scares me. 309 00:28:39,766 --> 00:28:43,272 Yeah, me too. So why don't you vacate, huh? 310 00:28:43,272 --> 00:28:45,575 I second the motion. 311 00:28:46,026 --> 00:28:48,513 Oh, sure, why not? 312 00:28:48,513 --> 00:28:54,025 After all, I can always hitch a lift back to town, tell them you held me as hostage and, uh... 313 00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:58,449 - Oh, there's bags of things... - Yeah, who you gonna tell that to, huh, Miss Mary? The cops? 314 00:28:58,449 --> 00:29:01,037 Boys down at Ralston Purina? Huh? 315 00:29:01,037 --> 00:29:07,025 Hey, Deke. Miss Mary ain't gonna do nothing or say nothing, except behave herself. Right? 316 00:29:07,026 --> 00:29:09,575 Aah! 317 00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:21,103 [horses neighing] 318 00:29:27,446 --> 00:29:34,117 So help me, if you try another stunt like that again, I'm gonna braid your tits. 319 00:29:34,117 --> 00:29:37,296 When you people are through impressing one another, 320 00:29:37,296 --> 00:29:40,846 I'd like to get out and look at the car. 321 00:29:50,053 --> 00:29:53,265 Oh, just beautiful. 322 00:29:58,053 --> 00:30:03,052 Mister... we got us some problems. 323 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:07,052 - A biggie, huh? - Yeah. 324 00:30:07,053 --> 00:30:08,837 Thanks. 325 00:30:09,053 --> 00:30:12,052 Come on, let's get this turkey undercover. 326 00:30:12,053 --> 00:30:17,288 Mount Russo lookout station reports a blue Chevy moving like a bat out of hell. 327 00:30:17,288 --> 00:30:20,547 Too far for positive ID, but it sure sounds like it could be our suspects. 328 00:30:20,547 --> 00:30:23,082 - Host aids Bucola PD. - Yes, sir. 329 00:30:23,082 --> 00:30:25,546 But if they're going into those walnut groves, we'll lose them. 330 00:30:25,547 --> 00:30:26,811 They'll go clean out of the state. 331 00:30:26,811 --> 00:30:28,489 - Well, who the hell said that? - Well, you did. 332 00:30:28,489 --> 00:30:31,673 Not about them, but that someday somebody was gonna be smart enough to... 333 00:30:31,673 --> 00:30:34,663 Well, if I didn't say it about them, not much point in discussing it, is there? 334 00:30:34,663 --> 00:30:35,546 No, sir. 335 00:30:35,547 --> 00:30:37,353 - How many units you got outside? - Six. 336 00:30:37,353 --> 00:30:39,546 - Well, you get 'em right quick out to Bucola Road. - Yes, sir. 337 00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:42,720 "Yes, sir. Yes, sir." 338 00:30:47,237 --> 00:30:50,283 Haul ass to Bucola! 339 00:31:15,247 --> 00:31:19,266 Now, that was cute. That was real cute. 340 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,999 Move cars 9 and 12 off Route 4 over to Taylor Road. 341 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,907 And then you call Fish and Game, you tell them to send that helicopter over. 342 00:31:33,907 --> 00:31:35,999 Yes, sir. Did you get that? 343 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,964 Well, come on. Come on, come on. 344 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:43,464 Headquarters to cars 9 and 12, Headquarters to cars 9 and 12. 345 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:52,378 This is a hell of a time for a pit stop. 346 00:31:53,221 --> 00:31:54,908 Yeah. 347 00:31:57,221 --> 00:32:02,220 Ah. Just like Europe...no toilet paper. 348 00:32:02,221 --> 00:32:03,220 You hear that, Deke? 349 00:32:03,221 --> 00:32:05,220 Dingleberry here knows something about Europe. 350 00:32:05,221 --> 00:32:08,220 Well, I should do. I spent six months there. 351 00:32:08,221 --> 00:32:09,659 Sure. 352 00:32:09,659 --> 00:32:12,126 I did too. With Jamie Richardson. 353 00:32:12,126 --> 00:32:13,220 With Jamie Richardson. 354 00:32:13,221 --> 00:32:15,144 Hey, Deke, with Jamie Richardson, no less. 355 00:32:15,144 --> 00:32:18,143 Oh, right. You don't even know who he is, dingbat. 356 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:21,143 If he ain't won Daytona twice, I don't give a shit who he is. 357 00:32:21,144 --> 00:32:25,844 Well, for your information, he's the lead singer of the group Scorpion. 358 00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:30,544 I can remember when he was lead singer for the group Scrap Iron. 359 00:32:30,544 --> 00:32:32,244 Hey, Deke, are you gonna be a while? 360 00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:33,951 Yeah. 361 00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:37,088 Great. 362 00:32:40,402 --> 00:32:43,102 I think I'm gonna screw Miss Mary. Do you mind, Deke? 363 00:32:43,102 --> 00:32:45,101 I mind, yo-yo. 364 00:32:45,102 --> 00:32:47,101 Well, you didn't mind last night. 365 00:32:47,102 --> 00:32:49,101 As a matter of fact, you kept begging for more. 366 00:32:49,102 --> 00:32:55,295 Oh. Well, maybe that gives you some idea of how little I was getting. 367 00:32:56,802 --> 00:32:57,801 How about that, Deke? 368 00:32:57,802 --> 00:33:00,653 Super-crotch here goes to the big city, and right away, 369 00:33:00,653 --> 00:33:03,801 She gets glib. You know why? Because she's scared, huh? 370 00:33:04,068 --> 00:33:08,067 She gets too scared, and she comes running home to Grandfather's pickup. 371 00:33:08,068 --> 00:33:11,894 - And you know all it takes to scare you? - What? 372 00:33:12,336 --> 00:33:13,972 Little old me. 373 00:33:13,972 --> 00:33:20,992 Well, Mister, things felt a little too good for you last night, so you ran. 374 00:33:20,992 --> 00:33:23,716 And I'll tell you something else. 375 00:33:23,716 --> 00:33:28,809 You don't know how to say hello, and you don't know how to say goodbye. 376 00:33:29,677 --> 00:33:32,203 All right, I didn't say goodbye. 377 00:33:32,203 --> 00:33:34,626 I had a robbery to pull this morning, woman! 378 00:33:34,626 --> 00:33:38,641 Well, all right. It's not actually the goodbyes. 379 00:33:38,641 --> 00:33:42,049 What pisses me is you didn't even leave me a clean towel! 380 00:33:42,049 --> 00:33:44,027 Oh, God, if it hadn't been the goodbyes, 381 00:33:44,027 --> 00:33:46,741 if it hadn't been the towels, it would've been something else. You know why? 382 00:33:46,741 --> 00:33:49,048 Because that's the kind of person you are. You know that? 383 00:33:49,049 --> 00:33:50,667 You're the kind that's never satisfied. 384 00:33:50,667 --> 00:33:52,699 You'd eat the last cookie in the jar! 385 00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:56,048 And I'm telling you something...there's no more cookies in the jar, and there aren't. 386 00:33:56,049 --> 00:33:57,351 But even if there was, you'd eat it! 387 00:33:57,351 --> 00:34:00,811 And you'd go looking in my fridge for my pie stash! 388 00:34:01,149 --> 00:34:04,148 That is totally untrue! 389 00:34:04,149 --> 00:34:06,992 That is totally true. 390 00:34:08,149 --> 00:34:12,024 You listen to me. You are crazy! 391 00:34:12,024 --> 00:34:14,577 You are totally bananas. 392 00:34:14,577 --> 00:34:15,644 Unload! 393 00:34:15,644 --> 00:34:21,669 Oh, right. That is your total solution! Unload! Kiss off! 394 00:34:21,669 --> 00:34:24,757 Well, you say that one more time, and I will! 395 00:34:24,757 --> 00:34:27,586 Unload. Kiss off. 396 00:34:29,149 --> 00:34:30,148 You mean that! 397 00:34:30,149 --> 00:34:32,471 Unload! Kiss off! 398 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:35,068 Well, I goddamn will! 399 00:34:35,068 --> 00:34:38,650 I won't come back! I swear to God I won't come back! 400 00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:40,023 Is that a promise or a threat? 401 00:34:40,023 --> 00:34:41,641 That's a promise! Well, hit it. 402 00:34:41,641 --> 00:34:44,148 Goddamn you! Goodbye! 403 00:34:44,149 --> 00:34:46,447 Hello. 404 00:34:46,595 --> 00:34:48,148 Jeez. 405 00:34:48,726 --> 00:34:53,224 Hey, Deke, come on, what are you trying to do? Establish squatter's rights? 406 00:34:58,356 --> 00:35:02,138 I'm gonna need her at the wheel, and you underneath with me. 407 00:35:02,138 --> 00:35:03,691 What? 408 00:35:03,691 --> 00:35:09,083 I said, I'm gonna need her at the wheel and you underneath with me. 409 00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,218 Terrific. 410 00:35:26,148 --> 00:35:28,457 - Hey! - What? 411 00:35:30,316 --> 00:35:34,459 You said I didn't know how to say goodbye. 412 00:35:34,459 --> 00:35:37,761 Maybe I don't wanna say goodbye. 413 00:35:40,525 --> 00:35:44,939 Oh, boy. I really wanna believe you... 414 00:35:45,715 --> 00:35:48,171 but I'm having trouble. 415 00:35:50,764 --> 00:35:55,124 Mary, I... I've busted my crank for the last five years, 416 00:35:55,124 --> 00:35:59,339 Trying to win enough money to build some real speed. 417 00:36:01,081 --> 00:36:05,206 I finally had to take it. I had to steal it. 418 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:09,496 You know, I can't get near Riverside or Charlotte or Daytona 419 00:36:09,496 --> 00:36:13,567 unless I've got a machine, and now I... 420 00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:15,725 I've got... 421 00:36:16,618 --> 00:36:19,971 I need you... 422 00:36:21,861 --> 00:36:26,021 to help us with the car. 423 00:36:29,998 --> 00:36:31,859 Ok. 424 00:36:32,573 --> 00:36:35,103 You got it. 425 00:36:35,676 --> 00:36:41,286 I don't know why, but you got it. 426 00:36:45,091 --> 00:36:48,090 This is Franklin. Are you the UPI reporter man? 427 00:36:48,091 --> 00:36:51,090 Uh, you want a statement? OK, here it is. 428 00:36:51,091 --> 00:36:59,090 Uh, quote: "I admire any man who tries to get anything he wants "any way he can as long as it's legal. 429 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:04,710 "I may be a little old-fashioned, "but I believe in law and order. 430 00:37:04,710 --> 00:37:07,506 "So this poor son of a bitch better start thinking, 431 00:37:07,506 --> 00:37:10,043 'cause this is my territory, and I'm gonna get him." 432 00:37:10,043 --> 00:37:13,957 Uh... yeah, OK. Well, unquote it now. 433 00:37:13,957 --> 00:37:18,938 And see if you get the word "son of a bitch" in print. 434 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:25,806 Shit! 435 00:37:25,807 --> 00:37:29,806 Damn wire's wrapped in too tight for me to get a hold of it. 436 00:37:29,807 --> 00:37:33,698 Terrific. This is what you're gonna do for me in Riverside? 437 00:37:33,698 --> 00:37:35,767 Say "shit" and pull a fade? 438 00:37:36,489 --> 00:37:38,187 Tell her to start moving the wheel. 439 00:37:38,187 --> 00:37:42,244 Hey! Start moving the wheel! 440 00:37:45,995 --> 00:37:48,177 Just a second. 441 00:38:01,227 --> 00:38:02,226 Hey! 442 00:38:02,227 --> 00:38:06,042 Oh! Oh, I guess I must've fallen asleep. 443 00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:08,739 - You dumb broad. - Well, I was bored. 444 00:38:08,739 --> 00:38:11,169 Well, pay attention. 445 00:38:11,644 --> 00:38:14,770 Pay attention. 446 00:38:19,702 --> 00:38:22,886 - She got bored. - Oh, great. 447 00:38:24,314 --> 00:38:26,432 Turn it to the left! 448 00:38:26,432 --> 00:38:29,072 Easy. 449 00:38:29,072 --> 00:38:30,313 Easy! 450 00:38:30,314 --> 00:38:32,209 Why didn't you say so? 451 00:38:32,209 --> 00:38:35,255 - It's coming... - Yeah, work it some more! 452 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:39,039 All right, to the right now. 453 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,934 To the right! Are you stupid? 454 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,033 Larry? 455 00:38:52,140 --> 00:38:54,219 Larry! 456 00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:02,854 Uh... 457 00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:12,338 [toilet flushing] 458 00:39:13,701 --> 00:39:16,788 Ah, Captain, helicopter's not available. The governor's got it. 459 00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:18,279 What's he doing with my helicopter? 460 00:39:18,279 --> 00:39:20,743 Well, he's dedicating a new building at a women's college. 461 00:39:20,743 --> 00:39:23,135 He'll be through in about 15 minutes. You still want it then? 462 00:39:23,135 --> 00:39:25,787 What do you think I want to do, smell the seats? 463 00:39:25,788 --> 00:39:28,897 - Damn right, I want it. - Yes, sir. 464 00:39:49,237 --> 00:39:52,236 Hey, rover. Tuck it in. 465 00:39:52,237 --> 00:39:54,066 Why? 466 00:39:54,066 --> 00:39:57,527 'Cause we're stopping. 467 00:40:12,237 --> 00:40:15,236 Go get something for Deke's hand? 468 00:40:15,237 --> 00:40:17,236 So, what if somebody sees me? 469 00:40:17,237 --> 00:40:22,415 Say hi. Tell them how you went to Europe with Jamie Richardson. 470 00:40:40,694 --> 00:40:43,658 [tires screeching] 471 00:40:58,114 --> 00:41:00,733 Mister, she's gonna talk. 472 00:41:00,733 --> 00:41:02,560 So what? 473 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:07,559 Six or seven miles till we switch cars, and we sure as hell don't want her around then, huh? 474 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,788 Hey, check the map for that second turn. 475 00:41:10,788 --> 00:41:15,881 Where'd you put it? Under the seat. 476 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:20,497 Have you gone crazy? It's not here. 477 00:41:25,421 --> 00:41:32,470 Every bone in her crotch. That's what I'm going to break. 478 00:41:42,939 --> 00:41:45,068 [honks] 479 00:41:56,094 --> 00:42:01,215 - Hi. - Hi. Hand it over. 480 00:42:01,215 --> 00:42:04,122 Oh, sure. Why not? 481 00:42:07,187 --> 00:42:16,186 You go left on Fryman, right on James Street, then you bypass Bucola down to Jackson, and then you switch cars at Dunton Flats. 482 00:42:16,187 --> 00:42:20,258 - Dunton Flats. Get in. - Then... 483 00:42:49,972 --> 00:42:51,066 [siren blaring] 484 00:42:51,066 --> 00:42:55,274 Car 10 to Headquarters. Car 10 to Headquarters. We got 'em. 485 00:42:55,274 --> 00:42:58,273 Haul your ass! We got 'em now! 486 00:42:58,274 --> 00:43:01,536 - Go on, step on it. - Step on it? I am on it! 487 00:43:01,536 --> 00:43:03,906 Positive ID. A blue Chevy on Route 9. 488 00:43:03,906 --> 00:43:08,535 Heading in Jackson direction. Car 10 in hot pursuit. 489 00:43:08,536 --> 00:43:10,308 All right. 490 00:43:10,503 --> 00:43:13,492 Pull call cars 14 and 15 to intercept at Molly River. 491 00:43:13,492 --> 00:43:17,350 Have all other cars stop their sweep and move right into Jackson area. 492 00:43:17,350 --> 00:43:19,962 It's about time. Get cars 14 and 15. 493 00:43:19,962 --> 00:43:22,745 Headquarters to cars 14 and 15. 494 00:43:22,745 --> 00:43:25,502 Headquarters to cars 14 and 15. 495 00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:28,080 Proceed to Molly River and set up roadblock. 496 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,949 Repeat: Proceed to molly river and set up roadblock. 497 00:43:31,949 --> 00:43:34,940 Sure this turkey can do what you told me it can do, Deke? 498 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:37,320 Why? Are you worried you can't out-drive them? 499 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:54,343 Hey, buddy, you watching the temperature gauge? 500 00:43:54,343 --> 00:43:56,567 It don't mean a thing. She always overheats. 501 00:43:57,396 --> 00:44:01,021 Come on, baby. Goddamn it, come on. Let's go! 502 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:10,091 Hold on, baby. This is a roller coaster ride. Whoo! 503 00:44:10,272 --> 00:44:12,271 Keep going, you're gonna blow this engine sky high. 504 00:44:12,272 --> 00:44:15,056 I ain't blowing nothin', partner. 505 00:44:25,268 --> 00:44:29,056 Jesus. Man, he's really on our tail. 506 00:44:29,591 --> 00:44:31,966 Whoo! 507 00:44:37,110 --> 00:44:38,893 I guess that's not a rod I hear. 508 00:44:38,893 --> 00:44:42,625 That's right. It ain't. It taps. 509 00:44:53,062 --> 00:44:54,847 Tap...It's my ass. 510 00:44:54,847 --> 00:44:56,203 Car 10 to Headquarters. Come in. 511 00:44:56,203 --> 00:44:58,073 Headquarters to Car 10. 512 00:44:58,073 --> 00:45:01,389 Car 10 to Headquarters. We're off the road. 513 00:45:01,389 --> 00:45:03,717 Suspects are heading south on 9. 514 00:45:03,717 --> 00:45:06,058 Are you hurt? 515 00:45:06,058 --> 00:45:08,698 I wish I was. It would give me something to think about. 516 00:45:08,698 --> 00:45:10,065 Now they're getting away. 517 00:45:10,065 --> 00:45:16,337 This is Franklin. You get over to Steve's, pick up that interceptor. 518 00:45:16,337 --> 00:45:18,753 I didn't think that unit was ready yet. 519 00:45:18,753 --> 00:45:22,759 It's ready enough for the way you drive, and don't you wreck it. 520 00:45:23,118 --> 00:45:26,032 Car 8 will be there in five minutes. The others will get there in ten. 521 00:45:26,032 --> 00:45:28,117 You figured that out all by yourself? 522 00:45:28,118 --> 00:45:32,528 Contact that helicopter. You tell them to meet me at Beacon's corner. 523 00:45:38,312 --> 00:45:42,850 Marcus dispatch to helicopter. Marcus dispatch to helicopter. 524 00:45:42,850 --> 00:45:49,068 Captain Franklin will meet you at Beacon's corner in eight minutes. Repeat: eight minutes. 525 00:45:49,068 --> 00:45:53,069 I thought you said that thing was gonna be in use. 526 00:45:53,069 --> 00:45:57,354 It was. We're just a hair off schedule. 527 00:45:57,354 --> 00:46:00,657 Yeah. Well, we're gonna get right back on it. 528 00:46:24,019 --> 00:46:26,178 [whirring] 529 00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:45,535 Hey, wait a minute. Why aren't we slowing down? 530 00:46:46,487 --> 00:46:49,072 She don't know me too well, does she, Deke? 531 00:46:49,072 --> 00:46:52,629 Not likely she ever will. We have about one second to live. 532 00:47:20,555 --> 00:47:21,993 Not too shabby. 533 00:47:21,993 --> 00:47:25,554 Shabby? That wasn't even a squeeze. 534 00:47:25,555 --> 00:47:28,413 No, I'll tell you what that was, mister. 535 00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:31,203 That was a flash maneuver. 536 00:47:31,203 --> 00:47:35,283 What the hell do you want me to do? Sit around for 15 minutes with a cop in a helicopter? 537 00:47:35,283 --> 00:47:38,215 And we're not even in a second car yet? 538 00:47:38,215 --> 00:47:39,976 Jeez. 539 00:47:40,555 --> 00:47:45,649 Hey, Bunkie, that's the best time this turkey's ever done. 540 00:47:45,649 --> 00:47:48,375 What the hell did you do to it? 541 00:47:48,375 --> 00:47:50,722 Just hit it with a bigger hammer, that's all. 542 00:47:57,462 --> 00:47:59,367 Where's Franklin? 543 00:47:59,367 --> 00:48:01,287 He's gone to rendezvous with the helicopter, sir. 544 00:48:01,287 --> 00:48:03,182 He what? 545 00:48:04,069 --> 00:48:06,068 Get Franklin for me. 546 00:48:06,069 --> 00:48:10,068 Headquarters calling Captain Franklin. 547 00:48:10,069 --> 00:48:12,833 Headquarters to Captain Franklin. Come in. 548 00:48:12,833 --> 00:48:13,700 Give me that thing. 549 00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:17,173 Franklin, this is Donohue! Come in, please. 550 00:48:18,636 --> 00:48:23,681 Everett, I want you to get back to Headquarters now. 551 00:48:24,461 --> 00:48:25,460 Now, I know you're reading me. 552 00:48:25,461 --> 00:48:30,057 Everett, aren't you taking this pursuit a little bit personal? 553 00:48:31,302 --> 00:48:34,028 I sure am. 554 00:48:34,028 --> 00:48:38,406 And you know something? It gets worse every time you mouth off to me. 555 00:48:38,406 --> 00:48:41,228 What's that supposed to mean? 556 00:48:41,228 --> 00:48:44,164 You and your empire-building. 557 00:48:44,164 --> 00:48:46,778 You don't want me to catch them. You never did. 558 00:48:46,778 --> 00:48:50,502 Fact is, you'd be better off if they got away. That'd cinch it. 559 00:48:50,502 --> 00:48:54,447 Give you the excuse you're looking for to get all your shiny new cars. 560 00:48:54,447 --> 00:48:59,133 That's all you gotin your brain, is having the biggest troop in this state. 561 00:48:59,133 --> 00:49:05,587 Everett, I take it all back. I want you to catch them. 562 00:49:06,211 --> 00:49:08,985 Why? 563 00:49:08,985 --> 00:49:13,288 Because if you do it, you think you're gonna feel young again. 564 00:49:13,288 --> 00:49:17,738 [chuckles] But all you're gonna feel is tired. 565 00:49:20,494 --> 00:49:22,969 [chuckles] Hey, Carl? 566 00:49:22,969 --> 00:49:24,203 What? 567 00:49:24,203 --> 00:49:27,029 Kiss my ass! 568 00:50:24,890 --> 00:50:26,889 You know where Fryman Road is? 569 00:50:26,889 --> 00:50:29,845 Right. But I've only got 45 minutes' fuel. 570 00:50:29,845 --> 00:50:32,153 Why the hell didn't you stop and fill it up? 571 00:50:32,153 --> 00:50:36,611 Hey, I was given orders to hit it and get it, and I follow orders. 572 00:50:36,611 --> 00:50:39,889 That's good, because I give a lot of them. 573 00:50:39,890 --> 00:50:42,705 Let's go. 574 00:51:16,890 --> 00:51:19,701 [honks] 575 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:29,535 [? honking "A Shave and a Haircut"] 576 00:51:38,796 --> 00:51:42,284 There she is. 577 00:51:42,495 --> 00:51:45,494 Hey, Deke, take the money and the radio first, huh? 578 00:51:45,495 --> 00:51:49,831 Then we get the tools. Come on. 579 00:51:52,495 --> 00:51:55,494 Wow. Will you look at this place? 580 00:51:55,495 --> 00:51:57,494 - I'll be back in a minute. - Huh? 581 00:51:57,495 --> 00:52:01,337 - I said, I'll be back in a minute. - Oh. 582 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:09,589 - She'll be back in a minute. - Good. 583 00:52:32,362 --> 00:52:35,392 How much you asking for this thing? 584 00:52:35,392 --> 00:52:38,792 - Three dollars even. - I'll take it. 585 00:52:59,189 --> 00:53:02,273 Oh, could I see that... Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 586 00:53:02,273 --> 00:53:03,858 Good God. I'm awfully sorry. 587 00:53:03,858 --> 00:53:08,005 Why don't you watch what the hell you're doin'? 588 00:53:12,744 --> 00:53:14,743 I guess we oughta check it out, huh? 589 00:53:14,744 --> 00:53:16,743 Yeah, you're right. Uh... 590 00:53:16,744 --> 00:53:20,569 - You take the left and I'll take the right, Ok? - Uh...huh. 591 00:53:26,808 --> 00:53:29,807 Well, if it ain't Mary Coombs! 592 00:53:29,808 --> 00:53:30,807 Hi, Mary. 593 00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:34,288 Hey. Hey, guys, I, uh... 594 00:53:34,288 --> 00:53:36,281 I really don't have time to talk right now. 595 00:53:36,281 --> 00:53:39,451 Well, Mary's sure getting fancy, ain't she, Jake? 596 00:53:39,451 --> 00:53:42,625 Would you let go of my arm? 597 00:53:42,625 --> 00:53:44,446 Hey, what's the matter, Mary? 598 00:53:44,446 --> 00:53:47,262 Ain't we good enough for you anymore? 599 00:53:47,262 --> 00:53:49,989 Oh, choo-choo-choo. 600 00:53:49,989 --> 00:53:55,417 [men laughing] Son of a bitch. 601 00:53:55,417 --> 00:53:58,388 Same old technique. Phew. 602 00:54:04,043 --> 00:54:06,569 [honks] 603 00:54:11,646 --> 00:54:15,499 Hi. 604 00:54:16,186 --> 00:54:17,926 Where the hell you been? 605 00:54:18,369 --> 00:54:21,602 Look what I got ya. 606 00:54:26,572 --> 00:54:30,970 [honk] [honks] 607 00:54:32,708 --> 00:54:35,988 Hey, there's a blue Chevy. 608 00:55:01,821 --> 00:55:05,820 Hey, I think we should go. 609 00:55:05,821 --> 00:55:07,820 Well, come on, go! 610 00:55:07,821 --> 00:55:10,762 [engine starts] 611 00:55:23,205 --> 00:55:25,784 Must've been them. Get the license number? 612 00:55:25,784 --> 00:55:28,331 No, sir. What the hell is going on around this place? 613 00:55:29,331 --> 00:55:32,073 Car 20 to Headquarters. 614 00:55:33,074 --> 00:55:36,982 [dispatcher] Headquarters to Captain Franklin. Chevy located at Dunton Flats. 615 00:55:36,982 --> 00:55:41,009 They switched to a '69 Dodge Charger, no license yet. 616 00:55:41,009 --> 00:55:43,468 Officer interviewing witnesses now. 617 00:55:43,468 --> 00:55:47,364 I don't want to hear about any witnesses. Which way they headed? 618 00:55:47,364 --> 00:55:49,758 Fryman Road area, south. 619 00:55:49,758 --> 00:55:53,073 Car 13 oughta be there pretty quick. 620 00:55:53,074 --> 00:55:56,272 You notify all the cars to make a sweep in that area. 621 00:56:00,019 --> 00:56:03,938 I understand some of you have been having a tousle out here with a blond girl. Is that right? 622 00:56:06,114 --> 00:56:09,779 Well, if somebody would up and talk, uh... 623 00:56:09,779 --> 00:56:12,936 I might not be able to hear them pipes. 624 00:56:12,936 --> 00:56:16,245 It was just little old Mary Coombs. 625 00:56:16,245 --> 00:56:18,846 Did anybody see a license number? 626 00:56:20,639 --> 00:56:24,966 Hey. Had a black racing stripe. 627 00:56:48,425 --> 00:56:52,213 I love it, Deke. We think of everything. 628 00:56:52,213 --> 00:56:56,462 Tape recorder, two-way radio, the other car. 629 00:56:57,833 --> 00:57:00,628 Everything but her. 630 00:57:00,628 --> 00:57:03,519 Will you get off my case? 631 00:57:03,519 --> 00:57:05,795 That's another thing I love, Deke. 632 00:57:05,854 --> 00:57:13,886 The way she says "I'm sorry." [chuckles] Mm! 633 00:57:21,162 --> 00:57:26,161 [Larry]Well, well, well. Hi, guys. 634 00:57:26,162 --> 00:57:30,257 [laughs] [siren] 635 00:57:30,257 --> 00:57:34,227 This is Car 13 to Headquarters. This is Car 13 to Headquarters. 636 00:57:34,227 --> 00:57:37,846 I'm in pursuit of a light-green Charger, westbound on Highway 27. 637 00:57:37,846 --> 00:57:38,738 Here he comes. 638 00:57:38,738 --> 00:57:41,962 We're about four miles south of Fryman Road. 639 00:57:43,162 --> 00:57:46,961 Oh, shit. [honking] God... 640 00:57:59,162 --> 00:58:03,230 Now, what did that billboard say? 641 00:58:04,162 --> 00:58:08,161 Hey, stupid, when are you gonna do your seat belt? 642 00:58:08,162 --> 00:58:12,770 There's nothing you could do that would give me any reason to. 643 00:58:12,770 --> 00:58:15,161 Whoo! 644 00:58:15,162 --> 00:58:20,431 Headquarters to Captain Franklin. Suspects traveling south on Highway 27. 645 00:58:20,431 --> 00:58:25,622 Car 13 out of commission. Repeat: Car 13 out of commission. 646 00:58:25,622 --> 00:58:28,806 You tell Donahue not to push for any new cars. 647 00:58:28,806 --> 00:58:31,161 You tell him he's better off opening a junkyard. 648 00:58:31,162 --> 00:58:36,161 All right. Franklin to all units, Franklin to all units. 649 00:58:36,162 --> 00:58:41,161 Observe spotting procedure, call in estimated rate of speed and give partial pursuit. 650 00:58:41,162 --> 00:58:44,161 Repeat: Give partial pursuit. 651 00:58:44,162 --> 00:58:47,159 What's partial pursuit mean? 652 00:58:47,159 --> 00:58:49,997 That means he's gonna set up roadblocks. 653 00:58:51,204 --> 00:58:59,904 Franklin to units 4, 29, 37, 17, set up roadblocks at the old 99 junction. 654 00:58:59,904 --> 00:59:02,903 This is Car 37 to Captain Franklin. 655 00:59:02,904 --> 00:59:05,553 The fastest I can get there is about five minutes. 656 00:59:05,553 --> 00:59:10,529 [Franklin] Well, now, don't panic, they won't hit there for another 15, give or take a minute. 657 00:59:10,529 --> 00:59:13,483 So why don't you just start moving out, huh? 658 00:59:13,483 --> 00:59:15,251 Roger. I'm on my way, sir. 659 00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:18,395 Hey, where's a good place to kill some time? 660 00:59:19,483 --> 00:59:21,482 How will that solve things? 661 00:59:21,483 --> 00:59:25,059 Hey, Deke, Dingleberry here wants to know how that's gonna solve things. 662 00:59:25,059 --> 00:59:29,863 Will you stop calling me Dingleberry? [laughs] 663 00:59:31,220 --> 00:59:33,088 Hey, Stevie! 664 00:59:33,088 --> 00:59:35,239 Stevie boy! 665 00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:37,779 Where are ya? 666 00:59:39,097 --> 00:59:40,096 Hey. 667 00:59:40,097 --> 00:59:42,548 Where the hell's that car at? 668 00:59:42,548 --> 00:59:43,565 She's in the garage. 669 00:59:43,565 --> 00:59:46,164 But she ain't got any siren or lights yet. 670 00:59:46,164 --> 00:59:49,869 Hey, look, all I care about is what you got under that hood. 671 00:59:49,869 --> 00:59:52,250 All right, listen to this. 672 00:59:59,097 --> 01:00:02,219 [engine roars] 673 01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:09,063 So what's my top speed on this? 674 01:00:09,063 --> 01:00:11,902 Unlimited. 675 01:00:14,330 --> 01:00:16,573 This is Car 37 to Captain Franklin. 676 01:00:16,573 --> 01:00:21,102 The road block at old 99 junction is now set up, sir. 677 01:00:35,838 --> 01:00:39,837 Hey, what do you know? 678 01:00:39,838 --> 01:00:42,722 A landing spot. 679 01:01:08,677 --> 01:01:11,676 Hey, Bunkie, I'll spot you two balls. Oh? 680 01:01:11,677 --> 01:01:14,036 All right, I'll spot you four balls. 681 01:01:14,036 --> 01:01:16,003 Make it easy on yourself, my boy. 682 01:01:16,003 --> 01:01:17,909 All right, I'll spot me four balls. 683 01:01:26,359 --> 01:01:28,454 What'll you have, Bunkie? 684 01:01:28,454 --> 01:01:29,740 I'll just have a Coke. 685 01:01:29,740 --> 01:01:31,250 Beer and a Coke. 686 01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:35,494 Oh, yeah. And I'll have a beer, too, please. With a shot of grenadine. 687 01:01:35,494 --> 01:01:37,493 Aphrodisiac, huh? 688 01:01:37,494 --> 01:01:40,303 With you around? 689 01:01:40,776 --> 01:01:46,171 "No spitting, no swearing, no risque women." 690 01:01:46,171 --> 01:01:48,775 Well, that just about covers your act, Mary. 691 01:01:48,776 --> 01:01:50,775 Oh, it does, huh? 692 01:01:50,776 --> 01:01:56,904 Well, the one in the window... that's just about where you live, too, mister. 693 01:01:59,789 --> 01:02:04,349 Come on, Bunkie. I'm beginning to feel like Paul Newman. 694 01:02:07,789 --> 01:02:10,144 Hey, that's $1.85. 695 01:02:10,144 --> 01:02:13,788 $1.85. 696 01:02:13,789 --> 01:02:14,788 I'm still waiting. 697 01:02:14,789 --> 01:02:18,788 Where the hell's my report on Mary Coombs? 698 01:02:18,789 --> 01:02:24,788 [dispatcher] So far, no outstanding warrants, but we're running her through the computer right now... sir. 699 01:02:24,789 --> 01:02:28,134 Computer, shit. 700 01:02:38,789 --> 01:02:42,788 I wouldn't try that shot, Bunkie, if I were you. 701 01:02:42,789 --> 01:02:47,489 Lots of green between those balls, you know. 702 01:02:47,489 --> 01:02:49,488 Not much choice. 703 01:02:49,489 --> 01:02:53,487 This table's kind of screwy, too. 704 01:02:59,838 --> 01:03:02,161 [whistles] 705 01:03:14,606 --> 01:03:18,721 Hey, no fair! The guy's trying to make a shot! 706 01:03:18,721 --> 01:03:20,048 You're not supposed to fool around! 707 01:03:20,048 --> 01:03:24,996 Are you kidding? When Deke shoots pool, he's so loaded, he usually can't see the table. 708 01:03:32,557 --> 01:03:37,814 Oh, hey, now, Bunkie. That ain't an excuse to go on a binge, you know. 709 01:03:41,859 --> 01:03:45,858 Since when have I ever needed an excuse? 710 01:03:45,859 --> 01:03:50,702 Ain't no drunk costing me another race. 711 01:03:53,915 --> 01:03:59,103 You walk now, mister, and we're hanging it up for good. 712 01:04:02,550 --> 01:04:07,692 I think maybe we ought to go. 713 01:04:21,879 --> 01:04:26,718 Bunkie, Bunkie, I just don't want to blow it now. 714 01:04:26,718 --> 01:04:29,490 Once we get to Sierra Walnut Patch, we're immune. 715 01:04:29,490 --> 01:04:31,381 What is the Sierra Walnut Patch? 716 01:04:31,381 --> 01:04:35,357 It's a grid of roads about 50 square miles, 60 exits. 717 01:04:35,357 --> 01:04:38,509 Once we're in there, nobody can catch us or stop us. 718 01:04:38,509 --> 01:04:43,878 [man over radio] This is car 37 to Captain Franklin. No sign of them yet, sir. Over. 719 01:04:43,879 --> 01:04:47,878 How many minutes you got? Over. 720 01:04:47,879 --> 01:04:52,232 18 minutes since your call. Over. 721 01:04:56,422 --> 01:05:01,154 Maybe that clown got us wired. 722 01:05:01,154 --> 01:05:02,153 Might as well gas up, huh? 723 01:05:02,154 --> 01:05:05,747 Franklin to Charger. Franklin to Charger! 724 01:05:05,747 --> 01:05:09,153 That's right, clown, I'm talking to you. 725 01:05:09,154 --> 01:05:11,183 I know you got us monitored. 726 01:05:11,183 --> 01:05:14,040 - Got us wired. - I told you he'd figure it out. 727 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:17,728 Hey, whoever's handling that car must have done some racin'. 728 01:05:17,728 --> 01:05:23,399 And the way you're driving, I'd say you raced... roundy rounders. 729 01:05:23,399 --> 01:05:25,153 Bumper cars... - Roundy rounders? Give me that thing. 730 01:05:25,154 --> 01:05:30,065 You do that, and he'll know it's two-way. What do you think he's trying to find out? 731 01:05:30,065 --> 01:05:35,211 Probably didn't race none at all. Maybe you just wished you did, huh? 732 01:05:35,211 --> 01:05:39,418 - Huh? - Oh, yeah. Right on. 733 01:05:43,154 --> 01:05:45,370 Give me a piece of paper. 734 01:05:45,370 --> 01:05:47,153 - Hm? - Give me a piece of paper. 735 01:05:47,154 --> 01:05:50,916 And a pencil. 736 01:05:55,154 --> 01:05:59,945 He knows we're just waiting for him to break up that roadblock. 737 01:06:00,671 --> 01:06:04,879 That's all right. Little Miss Mary's gonna do us a favor. 738 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,558 Why should I? 739 01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:14,990 Well, because I'm asking you to. 740 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:20,793 OK. What is it? 741 01:06:24,335 --> 01:06:26,334 Bucola PD to Captain Franklin. 742 01:06:26,335 --> 01:06:30,035 Bucola PD to Captain Franklin. Come in, please. 743 01:06:30,035 --> 01:06:31,735 Go ahead, Bucola. 744 01:06:31,735 --> 01:06:33,734 Suspects apprehended, over. 745 01:06:33,735 --> 01:06:35,734 Apprehended? Where? 746 01:06:35,735 --> 01:06:38,734 Five miles outside Bush River. Over. 747 01:06:38,735 --> 01:06:43,734 All right, I got it, Bucola. It's about time. 748 01:06:43,735 --> 01:06:46,734 OK, let's gas up and get out of here. 749 01:06:46,735 --> 01:06:49,734 Captain Franklin. This is Captain Franklin to Dispatch. 750 01:06:49,735 --> 01:06:55,285 You notify all nearest units in the Bucola PD to move out and assist at Bush River. 751 01:06:55,285 --> 01:06:57,435 Repeat, move out and assist at Bush River. 752 01:06:57,435 --> 01:07:00,434 Dammit! That can't be. 753 01:07:00,435 --> 01:07:02,434 That's just not fair. 754 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:07,169 This is Car 35 to Headquarters. Car 35 to Headquarters. 755 01:07:07,169 --> 01:07:10,128 Car 12 and I are en route to Bucola PD. 756 01:07:10,128 --> 01:07:14,434 Repeat, Car 12 and I are en route to Bucola PD. 757 01:07:14,435 --> 01:07:17,276 Over and out. 758 01:07:31,135 --> 01:07:33,394 Come on. 759 01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:39,951 [engine starts] [siren blaring] 760 01:07:46,635 --> 01:07:48,219 Hey, hold up! 761 01:07:51,432 --> 01:07:53,426 [siren stops] 762 01:07:55,385 --> 01:07:57,840 Car 8 to Control. Car 8 to Control. 763 01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:01,954 Suspects in Charger are at large and headed west on Route 3. 764 01:08:01,954 --> 01:08:06,586 We are unable to give pursuit. Repeat, unable to give pursuit. 765 01:08:06,586 --> 01:08:08,585 Pursuit, crap. 766 01:08:08,586 --> 01:08:11,585 All units resume sweep operations. 767 01:08:11,586 --> 01:08:16,289 Return to sweep operations and this time surround the Pass. 768 01:08:20,717 --> 01:08:22,716 Captain Franklin to all roadblock units. 769 01:08:22,717 --> 01:08:25,716 Captain Franklin to all roadblock units. 770 01:08:25,717 --> 01:08:29,201 [? funk & singing] 771 01:08:46,436 --> 01:08:48,123 Cheer up, Deke. 772 01:08:48,123 --> 01:08:50,925 Yes, cheer up, Deke! 773 01:08:50,925 --> 01:08:54,454 Monkey, yeah, monkey! Cheer up! 774 01:08:55,387 --> 01:08:59,763 All right. Get me to Walnut Grove. 775 01:09:37,862 --> 01:09:40,368 [siren blaring] 776 01:09:52,946 --> 01:09:54,681 What'd you slow down for? 777 01:09:54,681 --> 01:09:57,502 He wants to play. 778 01:10:00,790 --> 01:10:05,549 I think someone's knocking on the door. 779 01:10:09,443 --> 01:10:13,657 Yeah, well, I'm gonna open it! 780 01:10:13,657 --> 01:10:16,380 I hope he's a good sailor. 781 01:10:47,079 --> 01:10:49,185 Give me that mic. 782 01:10:53,620 --> 01:10:57,619 Clown to Franklin. Clown to Franklin! 783 01:10:57,620 --> 01:10:58,619 Here we are, man. 784 01:10:58,620 --> 01:11:04,619 50 square miles of nothing but road with 60 distinct and separate exits. 785 01:11:04,620 --> 01:11:10,262 If you really get it on, you may be able to cover 15! 786 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:16,399 All I need to cover is one. 787 01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:19,634 The one you're on. 788 01:11:21,123 --> 01:11:24,611 Listen to him. 789 01:11:40,389 --> 01:11:43,358 Franklin to Donohue. Franklin to Donohue. 790 01:11:43,358 --> 01:11:45,357 Donohue. Go ahead. 791 01:11:45,358 --> 01:11:48,904 Call in Troop B. I need all the units you can spare. 792 01:11:48,904 --> 01:11:51,357 That's no good. They're monitoring us. 793 01:11:51,358 --> 01:11:53,804 Now you do what I tell you. 794 01:11:53,804 --> 01:11:58,745 That clown's mine, and I know it. It's just a matter of when. Now, get off that line. 795 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:28,388 They're down there someplace. Why don't they surface? 796 01:12:28,388 --> 01:12:30,576 We haven't got much longer. 797 01:12:30,576 --> 01:12:32,325 What do you mean? 798 01:12:32,325 --> 01:12:35,361 What I've been trying to tell you ever since you got in this thing. 799 01:12:35,361 --> 01:12:37,733 We haven't got any fuel left. 800 01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:02,833 [screaming] 801 01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:14,011 I'll kill him! I'll kill him! 802 01:13:14,011 --> 01:13:16,515 You probably did. 803 01:13:18,708 --> 01:13:20,548 Aw, jeez. 804 01:13:20,548 --> 01:13:23,084 Let's go fix up that front end. 805 01:13:23,748 --> 01:13:27,910 Hey, wait a minute. Fix up the front end? 806 01:13:28,845 --> 01:13:33,112 People don't even rate a glance with you. 807 01:13:33,112 --> 01:13:34,430 God, woman. 808 01:13:34,430 --> 01:13:39,717 When you're racing, you don't stop and get out of the car and turn around to find out if the other guy made it through a spin all right. 809 01:13:39,717 --> 01:13:42,716 Not if you want to keep on driving. Jesus. 810 01:13:42,717 --> 01:13:44,657 Don't bring it on the road. 811 01:13:44,657 --> 01:13:47,285 - Huh? - Just take it in. 812 01:13:47,285 --> 01:13:49,124 Yeah. 813 01:14:24,973 --> 01:14:27,972 Franklin to Mary Coombs. Franklin to Mary Coombs. 814 01:14:27,973 --> 01:14:29,972 Mary, are you ready to go back to the joint? 815 01:14:29,973 --> 01:14:32,782 'Cause that's what parole violators get. 816 01:14:32,782 --> 01:14:35,673 I mean, some people shouldn't upgrade themselves, and you did. 817 01:14:35,673 --> 01:14:37,672 I mean, the highest you ever got was shoplifting. 818 01:14:37,673 --> 01:14:40,672 Now, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. Mary, now, listen to me. 819 01:14:40,673 --> 01:14:43,672 I'm ready and willing to make you a deal. 820 01:14:43,673 --> 01:14:46,878 I've got a way maybe you save yourself, Mary. 821 01:14:46,878 --> 01:14:49,721 Come in, Mary. 822 01:14:50,673 --> 01:14:52,250 [switches radio off]Mary ghost? 823 01:14:53,466 --> 01:14:57,236 Turns out dingleberry here is a joke after all. 824 01:14:57,401 --> 01:14:59,400 - Oh, I am, am I? - Mm...hm. 825 01:15:00,319 --> 01:15:02,318 Well, you know what you are? 826 01:15:02,319 --> 01:15:06,278 A case of eye-and-hand coordination. 827 01:15:06,278 --> 01:15:11,254 And you're not really very good at that, are you? I mean. Aah! 828 01:15:14,319 --> 01:15:18,042 Don't you do that again, ever! 829 01:15:18,042 --> 01:15:22,131 Well, if she has any sense about her, I won't need to. 830 01:15:28,431 --> 01:15:31,183 What's the matter? You're so used to not being able to get up by yourself 831 01:15:31,183 --> 01:15:33,628 You don't think anybody else can, huh? 832 01:15:36,722 --> 01:15:38,661 Say it again. 833 01:15:38,661 --> 01:15:41,435 Come on! Say it again! 834 01:15:45,693 --> 01:15:51,570 Just fix the goddamn wheel. 835 01:16:10,973 --> 01:16:14,339 Hey. Did a Dodge Charger do that? 836 01:16:14,339 --> 01:16:16,972 Yeah. Or I think so. 837 01:16:16,973 --> 01:16:19,972 All I saw was a yellow flash. 838 01:16:19,973 --> 01:16:21,979 - Thataway? - Yeah. 839 01:16:23,185 --> 01:16:27,080 Hey! Wait a minute! 840 01:16:44,356 --> 01:16:48,576 Why? 841 01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:56,149 I'm his mechanic. 842 01:16:56,150 --> 01:17:00,149 So what? You don't have to be. 843 01:17:00,855 --> 01:17:06,224 Well, I mean, you said half the money's yours, right? 844 01:17:06,224 --> 01:17:09,627 You and I, we could... 845 01:17:09,627 --> 01:17:11,854 Wait, I don't want you to think it's the money. 846 01:17:11,855 --> 01:17:15,233 It's not that... not that at all. 847 01:17:15,233 --> 01:17:21,854 And I know... you think I lie. Well, I do lie a little. 848 01:17:21,855 --> 01:17:26,854 That's wrong, also. I lie all the time. 849 01:17:26,855 --> 01:17:31,854 But the reason I lie... 850 01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:33,854 The reason... 851 01:17:33,855 --> 01:17:37,546 I know you, Miss Mary. 852 01:17:39,855 --> 01:17:41,851 You do? 853 01:17:44,855 --> 01:17:45,854 Wait. 854 01:17:45,855 --> 01:17:50,555 Why don't you go back and work for Sam Baker? And take me with you. 855 01:17:50,555 --> 01:17:55,554 I mean, you're good. Even I know that. 856 01:17:55,555 --> 01:18:01,554 Why do you keep thinking being good is the whole story? 857 01:18:01,555 --> 01:18:02,554 Anyway, I couldn't. 858 01:18:02,555 --> 01:18:09,201 I... I drank myself right out of the entire circuit. 859 01:18:11,555 --> 01:18:15,554 You don't have to be here, Miss Mary. 860 01:18:15,555 --> 01:18:19,471 You really don't have to be here. 861 01:18:20,555 --> 01:18:24,795 I don't have anything else to do. 862 01:18:26,555 --> 01:18:30,554 You know, this whole thing's funny. I mean... 863 01:18:30,555 --> 01:18:35,554 It's beginning to drift down that you don't think I'm gonna make it. 864 01:18:35,555 --> 01:18:38,968 Yeah, but I always think that. 865 01:18:40,555 --> 01:18:43,554 Now, let's get on with our business. 866 01:18:43,555 --> 01:18:46,278 Huh? 867 01:19:47,555 --> 01:19:51,545 Hank to Franklin. Hank to Franklin. I picked them up again at Bridge 69. 868 01:19:51,545 --> 01:19:53,554 Coordinates: 38, Minus 3. 869 01:19:53,555 --> 01:19:55,826 All right, now, you hold on to them, Hank. 870 01:19:55,826 --> 01:19:58,400 Just hold on. I'll be right with you. 871 01:20:05,555 --> 01:20:10,753 I'm gonna stick right up your ass this time, buddy. 872 01:20:12,555 --> 01:20:16,093 Hang on. I think we've got a mover here. 873 01:20:19,555 --> 01:20:24,978 I'm gonna eat your lunch, you long-haired faggot. 874 01:20:28,555 --> 01:20:31,660 He's staying with you. 875 01:20:38,555 --> 01:20:43,262 Yeah, you better get out. I'm gonna put you right up against a wall. 876 01:20:43,555 --> 01:20:45,554 What's he got under that hood? 877 01:20:45,555 --> 01:20:48,554 Driver's no slouch, either. 878 01:20:48,555 --> 01:20:51,018 If he gets any closer, I'm gonna lynch him. 879 01:20:51,018 --> 01:20:53,594 Well, come on, sic him! 880 01:20:55,555 --> 01:21:01,274 Hey, Deke. You remember Robert Mitchum in Thunder Road? 881 01:21:01,274 --> 01:21:02,554 Yeah! 882 01:21:02,555 --> 01:21:06,343 I'm gonna powder his face. 883 01:21:14,376 --> 01:21:16,610 You want to do a little dirt tracking, huh, hot rod? 884 01:21:16,610 --> 01:21:20,793 It's gonna take more than that to cut me off, 'cause it's where I came from! 885 01:21:41,050 --> 01:21:45,274 I'm gonna show you about driving this time, buddy. 886 01:22:14,235 --> 01:22:19,937 Keep going, partner, 'cause my top end is unlimited. 887 01:22:36,085 --> 01:22:40,507 Damn! 888 01:22:58,092 --> 01:23:01,091 This is Hank to Headquarters. Hank to Headquarters. Come in, please. 889 01:23:01,092 --> 01:23:03,727 [dispatcher] This is Headquarters. Go ahead, Car 10. 890 01:23:03,727 --> 01:23:05,459 I almost had them. 891 01:23:05,459 --> 01:23:10,365 But... I'm unable to continue hot pursuit because my brakes faded on me. 892 01:23:10,365 --> 01:23:12,605 And, um... 893 01:23:13,092 --> 01:23:15,968 And the steering was loose, anyway. 894 01:23:29,092 --> 01:23:33,250 There. Over there. Get me over there. 895 01:23:33,250 --> 01:23:35,350 Come on! 896 01:23:37,981 --> 01:23:43,980 See it? That's our baby. Stay on it, now. 897 01:23:43,981 --> 01:23:47,980 Franklin to Charger. You're minenow, clown. 898 01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:50,980 I'm telling you, park it now and make it easy on yourself. 899 01:23:50,981 --> 01:23:54,147 You're just wasting gas. 900 01:23:55,981 --> 01:23:58,681 All right, it's up to you. 901 01:23:58,681 --> 01:24:00,276 What is? 902 01:24:00,681 --> 01:24:02,381 I want them stopped. 903 01:24:02,381 --> 01:24:04,407 Stopped? How? 904 01:24:05,047 --> 01:24:09,046 I don't know how. I wouldn't be asking you if I knew how to operate this machine, now, would I? 905 01:24:09,047 --> 01:24:11,591 Now, you listen to me, flyboy. I want them stopped. 906 01:24:11,591 --> 01:24:15,811 I don't give a good goddamn if you got to crash right into them. You hear me? 907 01:24:15,811 --> 01:24:20,046 Because if you don't, you're gonna start screaming "Mayday," 'cause I'm gonna give it a try. 908 01:24:20,047 --> 01:24:23,439 So, go on down there. 909 01:24:23,439 --> 01:24:26,339 I said, go on down there! 910 01:24:35,084 --> 01:24:36,844 Come on! 911 01:24:49,084 --> 01:24:53,962 Bunky, I believe he wants us to pull over. 912 01:24:55,084 --> 01:24:58,473 Let me talk to him. 913 01:24:59,084 --> 01:25:03,773 Clown to Franklin. Clown to Franklin. 914 01:25:04,084 --> 01:25:05,083 Come in, clown. 915 01:25:05,084 --> 01:25:09,398 Get that thing out of here before I ram it straight up your ass. 916 01:25:09,398 --> 01:25:12,731 This ain't no dirt track, roundy rounder. 917 01:25:19,241 --> 01:25:21,481 Come on! 918 01:26:03,347 --> 01:26:05,759 Watch out for that stick, mister! 919 01:26:05,759 --> 01:26:08,865 He's crazy, Deke. He's crazier than I am. 920 01:26:08,865 --> 01:26:11,335 I think you're right. 921 01:26:13,323 --> 01:26:15,990 Let's get 'em. 922 01:26:21,670 --> 01:26:24,374 Come on! 923 01:26:24,374 --> 01:26:28,876 - Fuel! - Get 'em. 924 01:26:29,670 --> 01:26:34,966 - We're out of fuel! - Goddamn! 925 01:26:36,616 --> 01:26:42,836 Son of Bitch. Fuel! Go ahead, shut it off! 926 01:26:52,303 --> 01:26:53,302 What'd I tell you? 927 01:26:53,303 --> 01:26:56,809 All you gotta be is willing to take it to the max. 928 01:26:56,809 --> 01:27:00,302 Franklin to Car 12. Franklin to Car 12. 929 01:27:00,303 --> 01:27:04,461 Proceed on Walnut Grove Road. Coordinate: R-3. 930 01:27:04,461 --> 01:27:06,788 Wait there for further instructions. What? 931 01:27:06,788 --> 01:27:09,101 Get that police map out. Check on that. 932 01:27:09,101 --> 01:27:11,453 Franklin to cars 7 and 15. 933 01:27:11,453 --> 01:27:16,016 Use Highway 3 and proceed to coordinates T-5-6-8. 934 01:27:16,016 --> 01:27:19,055 What? What's that? 935 01:27:19,055 --> 01:27:20,150 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 936 01:27:20,150 --> 01:27:22,172 Car 8, hold your present position. Oh. 937 01:27:22,172 --> 01:27:24,092 Two up, and go left! 938 01:27:24,092 --> 01:27:27,252 Those cars ain't within ten miles of where he's talking. What's he doin'? 939 01:27:33,011 --> 01:27:36,161 And you go right! 940 01:27:43,089 --> 01:27:47,694 You don't have the right road conditions for this kind of driving. 941 01:27:47,694 --> 01:27:54,170 Ah! Hey, listen. Next corner. After that, you go right again. 942 01:27:54,170 --> 01:27:55,560 Are you sure? 943 01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:58,082 Of course I'm sure. I'm reading it! 944 01:27:58,082 --> 01:28:00,042 Jesus. 945 01:28:04,379 --> 01:28:10,831 Car 10 you go...observe spotting procedure north and east from that intersection. 946 01:28:10,831 --> 01:28:15,247 Car 12, you start sweeping east from your coordinate, R-3 and Walnut. 947 01:28:21,646 --> 01:28:24,987 Two up, and left again. 948 01:28:29,061 --> 01:28:35,916 You bring those two freeway units west on Highway 99. 949 01:28:35,916 --> 01:28:36,915 I'm closin' in on 'em. 950 01:28:36,916 --> 01:28:38,915 There's only one thing it can be. 951 01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:42,577 He's trying to make them out-drive themselves. 952 01:28:49,772 --> 01:28:53,771 Car 7, proceed with J-4, 11-10. 953 01:28:53,772 --> 01:28:56,771 Wait a minute. Did Hank say 11-10? 954 01:28:56,772 --> 01:28:58,771 Yes! Where? 955 01:28:58,772 --> 01:29:01,602 Well... God, I don't know! 956 01:29:01,602 --> 01:29:04,088 One over, left! 957 01:29:06,772 --> 01:29:10,771 Car 8, sweep west from I-4 and Highway 3. 958 01:29:10,772 --> 01:29:14,771 Where? Three, up left. No, no, no. I mean right! 959 01:29:14,772 --> 01:29:16,771 Make up your mind, dammit! 960 01:29:16,772 --> 01:29:20,227 OK. Two up, left. 961 01:29:25,772 --> 01:29:31,771 Car 18, run parallel to the main road, then left at T-1 and 5-9. 962 01:29:31,772 --> 01:29:36,771 This is Car 18 to Franklin. Car 18 to Franklin. I'm nowhere near there, sir. 963 01:29:36,772 --> 01:29:38,188 What do you want me to do? Over. 964 01:29:38,188 --> 01:29:39,771 Now, hear this, Car 18. 965 01:29:39,772 --> 01:29:42,715 When I'm talking, you shut up and you follow orders. 966 01:29:42,715 --> 01:29:47,485 Cars 14 and 16, hold your position. I'm comin' right toward you. 967 01:29:47,772 --> 01:29:51,499 Hey, Bunkie. He's stroking you. 968 01:29:52,597 --> 01:29:55,312 He ain't gonna box me in. 969 01:29:55,312 --> 01:29:56,857 You can wind it down! 970 01:29:56,857 --> 01:29:59,581 Are you cracked? I'm busting out. 971 01:29:59,581 --> 01:30:03,476 Busting out of what? You actually seen any of these units? 972 01:30:03,476 --> 01:30:08,967 Car 15 to 10. Highway 99 and L-5, set up road block. 973 01:30:08,967 --> 01:30:11,581 We made it. 974 01:30:11,581 --> 01:30:16,781 We made it, Deke! [laughs] We're in the Daytona now, mister. 975 01:30:16,781 --> 01:30:19,596 We're in the money, mister. 976 01:30:19,867 --> 01:30:21,499 Whoo! 977 01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:26,596 Hey! When we hit Frisco, I'd really like to call home. 978 01:30:26,597 --> 01:30:28,596 Yeah? 979 01:30:28,597 --> 01:30:29,596 Yeah. 980 01:30:30,153 --> 01:30:34,784 But I'd like to call not collect. 981 01:30:38,153 --> 01:30:44,152 Hey, Deke. Ask dingleberry there if she's going to spend the rest of the trip in the back seat, huh? 982 01:30:44,153 --> 01:30:48,509 Hey, would you ask him to stop calling me dingleberry? 983 01:30:48,509 --> 01:30:52,215 Oh, he doesn't mean anything by it. It's just another word. 984 01:30:56,153 --> 01:31:00,439 You know what? I think I'm ready to unload. 985 01:31:00,439 --> 01:31:04,152 Hey, mister, ain't nothing gonna stop us! 986 01:31:04,153 --> 01:31:06,152 It sure looks that way! 987 01:31:06,153 --> 01:31:07,442 [whistling] 988 01:31:50,411 --> 01:31:52,790 [? Time ~ Is Such a Funny Thing] 989 01:31:56,485 --> 01:32:05,427 d Time Where did you run to? 990 01:32:06,209 --> 01:32:11,516 d I always thought that we were friends 991 01:32:13,394 --> 01:32:21,577 d Time You know I trusted you 992 01:32:21,577 --> 01:32:29,051 d You came so close but you slipped right through my hands 993 01:32:30,305 --> 01:33:30,501 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 81172