All language subtitles for Bunkd.S03E11_English

♪♪

Welcome, players,
to the annual
Kikiwaka Cup!

It's counselors
versus campers.

Let's fight to the death!

For the last time, Lydia,
no one is dying.

(CHUCKLES)
That's what you think.

Are you ready for this?

I was ready
to win that cup.

I was not ready
to see Ravi in shorts.

He's been working
on his quads,

and he wants
everyone to know.

Okay.

The object of the game

is to grab
the opposing team's totem
from their home base.

Can the two team captains
please step forward.

As captain of the campers,

I present to you our totem.

And our home base
will be the flagpole.

(WHOOPING AND CHEERING)

And I present
the counselors' totem.

And our home base
will be the North Meadow.

COUNSELORS:
(CHANTING)
Wooh! Wooh! Wooh!

Which is exactly where
you're gonna get
your tushies whipped.

Good luck.

The last time
the campers won,

mullets were
still in fashion.

That was one
ugly winners' picture.

And we're gonna
cream you campers again,

because this year,
we have Oscar.

You got that right.

I call this one Thor,
and this one The Rock.

I miss one meeting,

and this is who you hire?

He thinks it's an internship,
so we got him for free.

We're not afraid
of you wimps.

This year,
we're finally
going to win.

We've got
the dream team.

Finn, who's fearless,

Destiny, who's cutthroat,

and Lydia, who's
generally terrifying.

What about me?

You're...
Also on the team.

We'd win for sure,
if we had better leadership.

I'm looking at you,
Zuri Loss.

It's Zuri Ross.

Mmm. Not according
to your track record.

Lydia, I know
Woodchuck and Weasel
are rival cabins,

but today we need
to work together
and be frie...

(GAGS) Frie...

I can't even say it
without gagging.

Anyway, if a member
of the opposite team

tags you while
you are on their turf,

you are frozen
until someone from
your own team tags you.

Remember, if you're
on your own turf,

you can't be tagged.

Take one step on my turf,

and I'll tag you so hard,
your momma's gonna feel it.

(NERVOUSLY) Boy...
I'm glad she's on our team.

I got special jerseys made

so everyone can look
totes cute as we
destroy each other.

Let me in!

Let me in!

Hey, kid,
why are you
wearing a tent?

The sad thing is,
this is a medium.

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

Okay, Oscar,
I'm gonna go
freeze some more campers,

and you're gonna
guard the totem. Got it?

Do you think
my calves
are too small?

Your calves are fine.

It's your brain
I'm worried about.

Hey, Oscar.
What'cha doing?

(CHUCKLES)
Guarding the totem,

and doing calf raises.

So, what's your
play here, kid?

Uh, get the totem,
I think.

I don't know.

I didn't listen
to the rules.

(CHUCKLES)

Oh! This is gonna be
like shooting fish
in a barrel.

Fish? Barrel? Shooting?

I really didn't
listen to the rules.

(CHUCKLES)

You can run,
but you can't hide.

I guess you can hide.

Oh, hi, little fella.

Hey, can I borrow
your butt for a second?

You can't win, Finn.

I'm faster,
I'm stronger,
and I'm...

Skunk! (SCREAMS)

That was probably worse
for you than it was for him.

Ha! Froze you!

Campers rule,
counselors drool.

Counselors rock,
campers... Clock!

Okay, that was terrible.

Someone from my team
will be back any minute
to unfreeze me.

Hopefully...

FINN: Not the office!

(PANTING AND EXHALING)

I cannot believe

you're throwing me
out of the game
for skunkin'.

Back home,
that's how we start
every tractor pull.

Does no one
in your town
own a whistle?

Now, you must stay in here
until the game is over.

But what if I get hungry?

You should have
thought of that
before you broke rule

thirty-four-A-backslash-nine,

"Using wildlife
as weaponry."

But I will bring you
a sandwich later.

Thanks, Ravi.

I always knew
you were a big softie.

Oh, am I?

Because it will be
wheat bread.

You're the worst!

No one said
doing time was easy.

But I will
cut off the crusts.

Okay, so here's the plan.

You run in and get
Zuri's attention,

and get her
to chase you off,

then I'll run in
and get the totem.
Got it?

You think I could
bench press that kayak?

You need to
focus on Zuri.

I could definitely
bench press Zuri.

Okay. Listen.

We are in
Zuri's territory,

which means
she can tag us,

but we can't tag her,

so be careful.

Okay, okay, I got it.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

(EXCLAIMS) Ha!

She'll never
see me coming.

You're mine, muscles!

(SCREAMS)

How did she see me?

Yes! That totem is mine!

Ow! Ah!
I've hurt my ankle!

Destiny, are you okay?
Mama Chuck is here.

Tag!

You're frozen.

I am not.

Faking an injury
is against the rules.

I wasn't faking.

Then how come
you're not limping?

It's a miracle!

Oh, shoot!

I gotta get out of here.

Ow! Ow!
(LOUDLY) Ow!

For the last time,
stop limping.
I know you are faking.

Now you must stay in here
for the rest of the game.

Ravi, I'm going crazy.

I've been locked up
in here forever.

You have only been
in here for five minutes.

You gotta get me
out of here.

I need to feel
the sunlight
on my face again.

Anything to
keep you quiet.

Oh, sweet golden light!

Hey, I want my lawyer.

And I want you
to stop talking,

so neither of us
are going to get
what we want.

(SQUEALS) Oh!

Ravi, now I've really
hurt myself.

I guess I have to
go to the infirmary.

And not because
there's a TV in there.

Nice try.

Actually, that was
a terrible try.

Your acting is dreadful.

(EXCLAIMS) And now
I have an emotional injury.

(SOBS DRAMATICALLY)
Stop it.

(SIGHS)

You have a better chance
of catching a cold
than catching me.

Oh, both give me
a headache.

How about we make this
a little more interesting?

You mean a little side bet?

Uh-huh.

If the counselors win,
I get that scarf
you keep by your bed.

(GASPS) Reba's scarf!

The one she threw to me
after she finished
singing Fancy?

Oh, that's the one.

Fine.

But if we win,
I get your lucky
pig's foot.

(GASPS)

That is my most
prized piece
of Penelope.

Exactly.

So, do we have a bet?

Yep.

And when you lose,

you'll realize that foot
wasn't so lucky after all.

For you or Penelope.

Must dig a tunnel!
Must dig a tunnel!

You're using
safety scissors.

Yep, and by
my calculations,

I'll be out of here
in 23 years.

Argh! They broke.

And it's not fair
that a counselor
is the ref.

Yeah.

Ravi just put us in here

because we're the best
players on our team.

...and stay in here!

Well, there goes
that theory.

There.

Now you don't
have to worry

about a strong wind
blowing you away.

(CHUCKLES) Thanks, Destiny.

And I still can't believe
you did something wrong.

What's next?

Frogs falling
from the sky?

Talking apes
taking over the Earth?

Putting men on the moon.

That already happened.

Yeah, right.

I'm sure what you did
wasn't even that bad.

It was, too.

In fact,
it doesn't get
much badder.

(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)

Oh, my gosh! It's Matteo!

Hey, suckers!

We're done for!

Yep, because I've got
water balloon grenades,

and I'm gonna rain
on your parade.

I don't know what
I'm more afraid of.

His grenades
or his clever
word play.

Boom! (LAUGHS CUNNINGLY)

Looks like you're
all washed up.
(CHUCKLES)

He did it again.

Take me up, guys.

(GRUNTING)

That's silly.

You don't even
own a tank top.

Yeah, the first
week of camp,

you swam
in a turtleneck.

Okay.

You want the real reason
I got thrown out?

I threw a dodgeball
at Ravi.

You did?

You can pick up
a dodgeball?

That's not the point
of the story.

You know they don't
use dodgeballs
in this game, right?

I was trying
to spice things up.

So sue me.

You may not realize this,

but I happen
to be a bad boy.

Name one other thing
you've ever done
that's bad.

I...

Once drank milk
after the expiration date.

So not only
was I bad,

but so was the milk.

Hello!

Anyone?

(BUZZING)

Oh, no! Bee!

Get away,
I can't move my feet.

Ugh, why do I
have to be such
a rule follower?

If only you were
wearing a tiny
counselor's shirt,

you could unfreeze me.

Don't you sting me.

No, no...

(EMMA SCREAMS LOUDLY)

Did you hear that?

That's Emma's war cry.

She is so inspirational.

Okay, we need
to unfreeze some
of those counselors.

We're running
out of players.

I told them
not to carbo-load.

It made them slow.

Yeah, we know, Oscar.

Pancakes are for the weak.

I just know Lou is
plotting something.

Hmm. Must be nice
to have a leader
with a plan.

Oh, I have a plan.

It involves
a very sad phone call
to your parents.

Counselors!

I'll tag Oscar.

I'm gonna bury you alive!

Why do I think you've
done that before?

Ha! You're frozen!

Looks like I'm
about to be
one pig's foot richer.

Uh-oh.

I should have
used the bathroom

before we started
playing this game.

One time, I ran
at the public pool.

I also throw
regular trash
into the recycling bin.

I could go on and on
about my delinquent behavior.

You have.

Yeah, I stopped
listening after,

"Left the cap off
my history teacher's
dry erase marker."

That's just how
bad boys roll.

Sorry.
Not sorry,
am I right?

In fact, I say
we break out of here

and go get some ice cream.

No!

Then we'll just get
into even bigger trouble.

And I can't do
any more time!

It's already starting
to change me!

That might not be
a bad thing.

We just have to get
to the kitchen
and that ice cream is ours.

I can smell
the mint chocolate chip
from here.

Really!

I smell pesticides
and sweaty counselors.

Guys!

How are we going to sneak
across the lawn
without anyone noticing?

The coast is clear!
Let's go.

RAVI: Hold it right there!

FINN: It's Ravi!

Scratch all you want, Spencer,
but if so much as one
tootsie leaves the ground

you will be out
as out can be.

He's gone,
move your raft!

RAVI: Oh, Spencer!

Here is some
calamine lotion
for that itch.

I am a stickler,
but not a monster.

Wait,
was that raft
not over...

Oh, never mind!

Okay, this is the year
when the kids
finally beat the grown-ups.

Beat them is right.
I'll get my axe handle.
It's got nails in it.

I meant win the game!

Wow, your soul is as dark
as your eye makeup.

Molly, you go right
and Kyle, you go left.

We just need someone
to volunteer to get tagged.

And that volunteer is Lydia.

I didn't volunteer.

Thank you for your service.

Charge!

Ha!

You two are more frozen
than that wart I had
last summer!

I have said too much.

Lou, how did you get unfrozen?

Oscar came back
and unfroze me.

And now I smell like skunk.

Even though he works for free,
we're still overpaying him.

Well, now that you're frozen,

it's too bad you
don't have your Reba scarf
to keep you warm.

You haven't won yet,
wart girl

But if you do,
promise me you'll let me
visit the scarf

and give it a sniff
every so often.

Sneaking out and eating
ice cream with friends.

It doesn't get any better!

All I need for this
to be perfect is
some pageant trophies

and the severed ponytails
of all my competitors.

Sometimes...

I don't know whether
to be friends with you
or call the cops.

We should sneak back
into the office before
Ravi notices we're gone.

(RAVI EXCLAIMING)

What is going on?

Certainly not
sneaking out
for ice cream!

Do you think
he bought it?

No!

I cannot believe
you would defy me.

Ravi, we're sorry.

Finn, I presume
you are the ringleader
per uszh.

No, Ravi,
don't blame Finn.

It was my idea
to sneak out.

What?

This was your idea?

Matteo,
what has gotten
into you?

You snuck out of the office,
stole ice cream

and you threw
a dodgeball at me.

This is so unlike you.

Well,
maybe you don't know me
as well as you think.

Perhaps,
but I do know
that I'm disappointed.

Ooh! He pulled
the disappointed card.

He's good!

The truth is...

I threw that dodgeball
because I wanted to get
kicked out of the game.

What?

Why?

Because it's less embarrassing
to get kicked out for being
a bad boy than it is to quit.

But why would you
want to quit?

Because...

I'm too small to play.

That's why you lied
about being a bad boy?

Because you're too small?

Matteo,
it doesn't matter
what size you are.

You can still play!

But every time
I try to play sports
I get pushed around.

And the other kids tease me
because I'm not very good.

I get it!

It may surprise you,
but...

I used to be short too.

The good news is
being vertically challenged
has its advantages.

For example,
you have much more
leg room on planes.

I'm afraid of flying.

Buses then.

And, going through doorways,
you're less likely
to bump your head.

And you're more likely
to be a witch.

Oh, wait, that's witches.

Okay!

But one big advantage
is you would be much harder
to catch

while trying to capture
the totem.

So being short
can be a good thing?

Absolutely!

Now, I want you
to go out there
and show them.

So, does this mean
you are letting me
back into the game?

Yes.
Go win one
for the little guy!

Can we go play too?

Yeah.
We're really sorry
for cheating.

Okay,
but please do not lie
about any injuries.

And no more
throwing anything
that is alive.

So a dead skunk
would be okay?

You are the reason
the rule book
is so specific.

Wait. Come back!

Unfreeze us, Jenny!

Ah, great.
She got tagged.

You're dead
to me, Jenny!

Man! You'd think a kid
from Cheetah cabin
would be faster.

We're losing because
of you, wood jerk!

This never would have happened
if I had been team captain.

Please,
you're a lunatic.

You probably would
have suggested we gnaw
all the counselors' arms off

so they have
nothing to tag us with.

That's ridiculous!

You only have to
do it to one counselor.

Once the others know
you're serious,
it's game over.

(FINN WHISPERING)
Hey, guys!

Good news,
we're back in the game!

Great,
because most of our team
is frozen thanks to

little Miss dark and creepy.

It's a look!
(MOCKING) It's a look.

You two done?

For now.
I'll get her later.

Look, we have a plan.

That'll make sure
we kick those
counselors' butts and win.

You had me at "kick."

Great!
Let's hear it.

I'm going to dodge
every counselor,

grab that totem
and win the game.

(CHUCKLING LOUDLY)

No, seriously,
what's the plan?

It's quiet!

Too quiet.

(CHUCKLING)
I can fix that.

(LOUDLY) One! Two!

Three!
That is not
what I meant.

You threw
my count off.

You were
only on three!

Charge!
Real survivors!

Campers!

Over here!
Come get us!

Ha! Got you!

You two are more frozen
than a snotball in February.

Ew!

Looks like we're gonna win!

My pig's foot is gonna look
even better wearing
your Reba scarf.

That sounds great!

Except you forgot
one tiny thing.

Yeah.
What's that?

Me!

(GRUNTING)

Let go!
We can't.

We're frozen.
Your feet smell!

That's the skunk!

I'm tiny and I'm clever
and I'm...

BOTH: Run!

Hey, Oscar.

Where is Thor
and Rock?

Oh, right here.
Boys, it's tagging time!

Where did he go?
Oscar!

(CAMPERS CHEERING)

Tough break, Oscar.
I'd like you
to meet my friends.

You and Lose.

You're mean.

Matteo, you did it!

You won
the game for us!

I did! Now...

Please carry me
to the infirmary.

My tiny calves
are on fire!

It is my honor to present
the Kikiwaka Cup
to this year's victors.

The Campers.

(ALL CHEERING)

Thank you!

And this time
our winners' picture
will be mullet free.

So, you'll have to
sit this one out,
Billy Ray.

Matteo,
this belongs to you.

The camper who
won it for us.

Thanks!

I'm so proud to have
this athletic cup.

Let's just call it a trophy.

Lydia, I hate to say this,
but you did a pretty good job
for a Weasel.

Thanks.

So, is there
anything nice
you wanna say to me?

Nope.

Here you go.

Hopefully it brings
you more luck
than it brought me.

(SIZZLING)

You went through all that
just so you could throw
my pig's foot in the fire?

It was totally worth it.

That thing's been stinking up
the cabin all summer.

I can't believe
I only have three more left.

Hey!

Has anyone seen Emma?

Guys!

Is the game over?

Did we win?

Oh!
Where did you come from?

Don't you do it.

No!

No!

(SPRAYING)
(EMMA SCREAMING)

EMMA: Aw, right in my mouth!