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♪♪
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Let us all
breathe in...
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(ALL INHALING)
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...and now
breathe out.
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(ALL EXHALING)
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Ava...
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Do you hear that?
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I don't hear anything.
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Exactly!
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No yelling,
no complaining.
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You can't even hear
gas escaping Finn.
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Doesn't mean it's
not happening.
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I can confirm.
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I don't trust
the quiet.
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It feels like the calm
before a storm.
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Shh, listen!
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I think I can hear
the birds singing...
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(COACH WHISTLING)
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What kind of bird
is that?
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BARB: Lou!
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Oh.
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It's a dodo.
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Emergency! Emergency!
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Camp Champion is flooded!
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I repeat, Camp Champion
is flooded.
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We got it, Barb!
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You can stop
speed walking.
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I'm trying to air dry!
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Hey, there, neighbor.
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Got any spare beds
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for me and a few of
my... Entire camp?
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Greetings, campers!
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I'm sure you all remember
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Barb Barca, the director
of Camp Champion,
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gold medal-winning
speed walker,
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and repeater of information
that makes her look good.
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(CHUCKLES) I'm also a gold
medal-winning speed walker.
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Y'all are probably wondering
why our biggest rivals
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are here
in the Mess Hall,
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wrapped in very
expensive towels.
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I know I am.
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(CHUCKLES) The answer is,
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I was trying to give my
campers a little fun.
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And sometimes
"a little fun"
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means cranking your camp's
wave pool up to "tsunami."
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Seems a little
irresponsible
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to even own a wave pool
that has a "tsunami" setting.
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Spoken like someone who
doesn't own a wave pool.
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But someone who still
has a dry camp.
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(BOTH LAUGH SARCASTICALLY)
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Why are they
smiling like that?
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Are their faces stuck?
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Camp Champion will be staying
with us the rest of the week
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while their cabins dry out
and the damages are repaired.
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I've posted a list of all
the Champion campers
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who will be staying
in each cabin.
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I've told all of your
parents that I've arranged
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acceptable lodgings
for everyone.
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So if you talk to your folks,
please stick with that story.
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And remember,
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despite shots like that,
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we should all try to be
good neighbors.
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Even though we don't
wanna be here.
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Well, then you shouldn't have
flooded your camp.
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Well, it could've
happened to anybody.
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Yes, but it happened
to you.
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(BOTH LAUGH SARCASTICALLY)
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All right, good neighbors,
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children are watching.
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Guys, I am so pumped,
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we get to have a new
roommate in Grizzly Cabin!
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Me, too!
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Always happy to add
new armpits
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to an enclosed space.
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Wait, what?
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Why are we the only cabin
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who didn't get a
assigned camper?
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Sorry, fellas.
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There just weren't enough
boys to go around.
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Which is also what
my mom said
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when I had to go to prom
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with our pet
cockatiel, Pablo.
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I'm about to have a sad
flashback, gotta go.
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I really hope
Sophie is nice
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and chill.
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You never know with
Camp Champion campers.
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Right?
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Our cabin is already such
a well-oiled machine.
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Like the antique chainsaw
I keep under my bed.
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Say what now?
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It's just like
my pageant days.
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Every year,
there's a new girl
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who comes on the scene
and thinks her hairspray
don't stink.
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So I have to
take them out!
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Metaphorically.
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I think she'll be nice.
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Or she'll be some snobby,
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competitive drama
queen who...
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Hey, girl!
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Hi, I'm Sophie.
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I'm Ava. This is
Gwen and Desti...
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Oh!
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Thank you so much
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for letting me stay
with you guys.
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I brought something
for you.
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GWEN: What are those?
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Healing crystals.
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They help promote the flow
of positive energy
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and harmony in
the universe.
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I've never met a real-life
scientist before!
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I am so relieved we have
such a cool roommate!
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I thought I was going to
have to knee-cap you!
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Metaphorically.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
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It's not fair.
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Why are we the only ones who
don't get a new roommate?
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Look at how happy
everyone is.
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Those guys are
such good friends,
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they're even doing
a stupid walk together.
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I was so excited
to make a new friend
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that I actually started
to make a new friend.
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Say hi to Walter-melon.
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But don't expect
a response.
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He's shy.
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Wait. I have an idea.
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Off that?
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Just because we weren't
assigned a bunkmate
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doesn't mean
we can't take one.
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What are you
talking about?
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Look. All we have to do
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is lure away one of
the Camp Champion kids
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from their assigned cabin
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by showing them how
awesome our cabin is.
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Noah, that's
a great idea!
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You hear that?
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Pretty soon,
it's going to be us
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walking stupid
all over this camp.
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I love this color on you.
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It really matches
your aura.
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Aw, thanks.
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I knew my aura was
frosted periwinkle.
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Can I just say,
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the friend energy in
this cabin is so amazing.
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It's almost like there's
a buzz in the air.
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Oh, that's just
Gwen's chainsaw.
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Look, it's only because
we care about each other
so much.
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Even Ava, who acts tough
most of the time,
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is actually
really sensitive.
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That's so cool.
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It's like the three of you
have the perfect friendship.
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Yup, pretty close.
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Pretty close to perfect?
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But not perfect,
perfect? (CHUCKLES)
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Well, nothing's perfect,
right?
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What's not perfect?
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Uh... I don't know.
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I guess it's really
just little things.
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Like, sometimes Gwen
cracks her knuckles.
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And Ava can be
a little messy.
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Bless.
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I am so sorry.
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That sounds like
it's super annoying.
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I really don't mind
that much.
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People with frosted
periwinkle auras
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are probably super
easy-going, right?
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Sure. Let's go with that.
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(LAUGHS)
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Uh... Barb?
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Hey, neighbor.
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Whatcha doing in here?
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Are you lost?
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No, because this is
the Director's Cabin.
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I made a nice bed for you
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on a comfy stack of towels
in the boat shed.
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Oh, I thought this
was the boat shed.
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The smell in here is...
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...quite wharf-like.
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That's the last time
I buy scented candles
from a pirate.
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(SIGHS) All right, fine!
You can sleep in here.
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Just make sure you
stay on your side of...
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...my bed.
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Uh...
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Where's Woody
the Woodchuck?
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You mean that
giant stuffed rat?
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Ugh. I threw
that thing outside.
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It's creepy
the way its eyes
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follow you around.
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That's the sign of
good taxidermy.
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You pay extra for that.
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And not that
I'm complaining,
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but you need some
more books in here.
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The only one
I could find
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was this sad one
under the mattress.
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That's my diary!
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Wait, you mean
that chapter
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about the little girl
who practiced
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her first kiss
on a tree trunk...
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Oh...
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All right, time for
night-nights!
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No problem. Just need to
turn on some white noise.
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(HISSING)
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(YELLING) What the heck
are those?
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Noise-canceling
headphones.
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The white noise
is pretty loud.
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(YELLS) Night, roomie!
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My auntie is a realtor,
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and she told me the key
to a successful open house
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is a warm
and welcoming atmosphere.
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First, we need to fill
the room with an inviting
fragrance.
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Freshly baked cookie scent!
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(BOTH SNIFF AND COUGH)
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Nope, that's cooking grease.
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And next on our list...
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Flowers.
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Uh... Finn?
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Why are you
so good at that?
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Flowers are
a secret passion.
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You wanna cut the stems
at a 45-degree angle
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to maximize liquid intake.
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That makes sense.
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Why is Finn making sense?
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Drink up, little guys.
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Ah, there he is.
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Guys.
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Our first
potential roomie.
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Look. Remember, we need
to show him how awesome
we are.
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So everyone stay cool.
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Mini weenies?
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Maxi weenies?
Watermelon?
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Walter?
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Walter!
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He'll be back.
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Gwen, you are
so good at this!
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Your chi is so strong.
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Chi, thanks.
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(YAWNS)
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I'm sorry, my head's
not really in the game.
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I barely slept
at all last night.
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Someone was snoring
really loud.
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Oh, that's Ava.
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She snores every night.
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Does she?
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Wow, that must be
so hard for you.
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You get used to it.
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Though every once in a while
you get one of those...
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(WARTHOG SNORT)
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It scares the chi
out of you.
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I wonder if it
bothers Destiny.
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You know, the way your
knuckle-cracking does.
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(THUDS)
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What?
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Oh, I probably shouldn't
have said anything,
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but Destiny does think
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the knuckle thing
is super annoying.
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Destiny said that?
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Oh, please,
don't be mad at her.
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She's not trying
to be hurtful,
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she just thinks you're
really, really inconsiderate.
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Well, that's pretty rich
coming from someone
263
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:28,326
who spends two hours in
the bathroom every morning.
264
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,661
I pee outside more now
265
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,996
than when I lived out
in the woods.
266
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,999
(CRACKS KNUCKLES)
267
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,474
Considering how
the open house went,
268
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,609
I think it's best
if we took ourselves
269
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,777
out of the equation.
270
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,979
We'll just leave
some applications here
271
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,981
and let the cabin
speak for itself.
272
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,218
Wait, the cabin
can speak for itself?
273
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,187
It knows all my secrets.
274
00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:58,857
We all do.
275
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,091
You talk in your sleep.
276
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,363
You okay, Lou?
You look tired.
277
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:08,199
Well, I didn't get
much sleep last night.
278
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,468
You could've at least
mentioned you're
a sleep-speed walker.
279
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,271
Mmm. Didn't really seem
relevant until I fell on you.
280
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,043
As miserable
as last night was,
281
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:21,346
allow me to show you
how we dine, Kikiwaka-style.
282
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,517
Ew! What do you call
this mound of brown?
283
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,018
Mound of Brown.
284
00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:31,389
Today is Mound of
Brown Monday.
285
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,992
Would you like another
round of Mound
286
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,393
of Brown? (CHUCKLES)
287
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,296
(GAGS)
288
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,565
(GAGS) Oh, nope.
289
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,736
If my head cook
Chef Laurent were here,
290
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,372
he would call this
meal poop du jour!
291
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,708
That's French for...
I know what it means.
292
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:54,679
When I was little,
293
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,347
I got hit in the face
with a tetherball so hard,
294
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,183
I had to have
five surgeries
295
00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,617
just to get my nose
back in shape.
296
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,320
Specifically, the shape
of a nose.
297
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,323
Oh, my gosh,
that's terrible.
298
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,193
So is that why
you snore? (CHUCKLES)
299
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,260
I'm sorry?
300
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,831
Oh, I just heard Gwen
complaining about it earlier.
301
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,265
She even does this
impression of you.
302
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,333
(DOES WARTHOG SNORT)
303
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,704
That's hilarious.
304
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:21,773
My snoring is pretty bad.
305
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,108
Doesn't bother me,
I'm sleepin'.
306
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,211
And, oh, my gosh,
307
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:29,180
Destiny could not stop talking
about how messy you are.
308
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,616
Guilty again!
I'm the worst.
309
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,753
But aren't you mad
that they were
310
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,788
talking about you behind
your back? (CHUCKLES)
311
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:39,224
I guess I'm just not
bothered by stuff
like that.
312
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:42,260
Wow. You're really not
as sensitive as they
said you were.
313
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,695
What? Who said
I was sensitive?
314
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:45,363
That really hurts
my feelings.
315
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,299
Which I don't have.
316
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:51,302
I think Gwen and Destiny
317
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,937
both brought it up
at some point.
318
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,639
I can't believe they're
the ones complaining,
319
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,242
considering the way Gwen
puts her feet on everything
320
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,310
and the weird way
Destiny drinks.
321
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,645
(SLURPS LOUDLY)
322
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,714
Ah!
323
00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,784
I mean, we get it, Destiny.
You're refreshed!
324
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,586
Oh, that's terrible.
325
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,255
(GRUNTS) Ow!
326
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,322
Oh.
327
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,493
Oh, we're good.
Still feels like a nose.
328
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,871
What in the bunk is that?
329
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,308
Your mattress
was a little firm,
330
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,576
so I ordered a waterbed
331
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,078
just like the one
in my Director's Cabin.
332
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,413
Top of the line model
333
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,849
filled with imported seawater
from the Caribbean.
334
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,350
For the record,
I do get seasick,
335
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,819
so we're gonna need
to get you a poncho.
336
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,087
That's it!
337
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,923
I've done my best
to be a gracious host,
338
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,024
but you have been
nothing but extra
339
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,625
Barb-like to me ever
since you got here.
340
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,028
So I am done playing nice.
341
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,263
I cannot wait for you to
go back to Camp Champion.
342
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,465
The problem is,
343
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,201
I don't think I ever
will go back.
344
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,502
What do you mean?
345
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,204
You hate being here.
I hate having you here.
346
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,905
It's the one thing
we both agree on.
347
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,375
No, I mean, I don't think
I'll ever go back...
348
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,179
...because I think
they're going to fire me.
349
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,654
Barb, what are you
talking about?
350
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:17,989
How could you be fired?
351
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,491
I just got off the phone with
the owners of Camp Champion,
352
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,194
and the Champion family is not
happy their camp was flooded.
353
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,496
I'm sorry,
354
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,432
their name is
literally Champion?
355
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,801
Yeah, the wife
really married up.
356
00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:31,269
Her maiden name
was Yablewitt.
357
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,206
Anyway, they're sending
a family member over
358
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,875
to question me
about the incident.
359
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,210
Once they find out
it's my fault, I'm done.
360
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,180
Look, you made
an honest mistake.
361
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,949
The Champions do not
tolerate mistakes.
362
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:46,718
But...
363
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,286
I love my job.
364
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,722
I love my campers.
365
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,825
I love Camp Champion.
366
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,393
It's my home.
367
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,229
And now I may have to leave.
368
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,399
Aw, Barb...
369
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,474
Hmm.
370
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,877
I know that this is
an emotional moment...
371
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:13,945
Hmm.
372
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,314
...but could you maybe
help a girl sit up?
373
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,620
(EXHALES)
374
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,792
(SIGHS) Lou,
375
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,628
I've only been good
at two things in my life.
376
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,096
Being a Camp Director,
377
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,198
and walking fast without
losing contact with
the ground.
378
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,602
What am I gonna do?
379
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,538
Well, if you want, I can be
there with you tomorrow,
380
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,606
when they question you.
381
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,175
To gloat? Or support me?
382
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,346
Can't it be both?
383
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,252
Time to go through
some applications.
384
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,887
This one's my favorite.
385
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:57,488
His preferred
opening chess move
386
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,190
is the Hungarian Offensive.
387
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,392
So he's either a genius
388
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,062
or a madman and I
have to find out which.
389
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,933
Guys. I think I found
the perfect one.
390
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,234
Someone named Taylor.
391
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,769
It says he plays trumpet.
392
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,104
And since I play trombone
393
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:16,174
I can feel superior to his
much smaller instrument.
394
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,676
(GASPS)
395
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,212
And he left a big food
stain on the paper.
396
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,147
(SNIFFS)
397
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,249
He likes expired
condiments, too!
398
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,386
Is this what they
mean by soulmates?
399
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,857
Plus, he got
the right answer
400
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,659
to the math equation
I put on there.
401
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,028
And he did it in pen!
402
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,262
The confidence!
403
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:40,765
I think we found
our fourth Grizzly.
404
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,868
(EXHALES)
405
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,773
Smokey barbecue, 2012.
406
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,376
That was a good
year for sauce.
407
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,554
(CLEARS THROAT)
408
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,856
What was that, Destiny?
409
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,357
Were you gonna complain
about something?
410
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,894
Excuse me?
411
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,396
No, excuse me.
412
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,297
I'm probably
being too sensitive.
413
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:16,567
I'm sorry, I can't hear you
over my drinking.
414
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,870
(SLURPS LOUDLY) Ah!
415
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,574
And I can't hear you over
my loud knuckle cracking.
416
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,109
(CRACKS KNUCKLES)
417
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,312
I never even complained
about your knuckles.
418
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:30,748
Oh, that's right.
It was Destiny!
419
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:32,583
Well, sorry,
but it's like the world's
420
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,252
grossest popcorn maker,
421
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,387
only the popcorn
is your bones!
422
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:39,190
And for the record, Ava,
423
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,025
I do not put
my feet on stuff!
424
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,227
They're on
my pillow right now.
425
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,328
Dang it!
426
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,064
These things have
a mind of their own.
427
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:51,002
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Girls, girls...
428
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:52,403
Please don't fight.
429
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,272
This isn't fun
for me at all.
430
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,506
I hate drama.
431
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,909
I'm sorry, Gwen,
you were saying?
432
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,846
Look, I didn't even know
that I did the knuckle thing.
433
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:04,148
Or the foot thing.
Or any other thing!
434
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,184
If someone had just told me,
I would have stopped.
435
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,186
And I would've stopped
drink-sighing.
436
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,587
Why would I want
to annoy you guys?
437
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,923
I don't even mind
the drink-sighing
that much, okay?
438
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:14,292
I think it's kind of cute.
But that's not because
I'm gooey.
439
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,426
Well, your gooey center
440
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,195
is one of the things
I like most about you.
441
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,863
Thank you!
I appreciate that!
442
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:19,964
I appreciate you!
443
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,199
I appreciate both of you!
444
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,267
Why are we appreciating
each other so loud?
445
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,368
I have no idea!
446
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,603
(SCREAMS)
447
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,673
(ALL LAUGHING)
448
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,346
You've gotta be kidding me!
449
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,949
Who does this?
450
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,317
You guys said all those
mean things about each other
451
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,052
and now you're just
gonna laugh and hug
452
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:43,154
like you're in a fabric
softener commercial?
453
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,257
Actually, we never
would have said
454
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,259
any of those things
if it wasn't for you.
455
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,962
Yeah, I don't think
you hate drama,
456
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,563
I think you love it.
457
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,366
And I don't think you're
a scientist at all.
458
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,503
Fine! Excuse me
459
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,271
for trying to find
something fun to do
460
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,672
at this boring camp.
461
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,141
Ava,
462
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,942
permission to fire up
my chainsaw?
463
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,178
Down, girl. Not yet.
464
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,182
You tried to
break us apart.
465
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,351
But our friendship
is stronger than that.
466
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,253
Sorry.
467
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,755
Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
468
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,090
Sorry you guys are
a bunch of boring friends
469
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,092
who love each other!
I'm outta here.
470
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,599
Gwen, (LAUGHS)
my pillow!
471
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,936
I'm sorry, I don't know
how this keeps happening!
472
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,276
(GIRLS CRYING)
473
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,777
Everything's going
to be okay.
474
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,345
Don't worry about me.
475
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,747
Just go and have fun.
476
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,354
Really? You wore the medal?
477
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,191
This is a business
meeting, Lou.
478
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,897
Oh, no... They sent
Kaylie Champion!
479
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,799
She's the toughest
Champion of all.
480
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,370
Is she behind
the tiny horse girl?
481
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,308
All right, Barca,
let's make this quick.
482
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,244
I'm fitting this in between
dressage and cello practice.
483
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,314
Who's the spare?
484
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,218
Louella Hockhauser,
Director of Camp Kikiwaka.
485
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,319
I'm just sitting in.
486
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,321
Shh. I wanted your name,
487
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,256
not your autobiography.
488
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,028
Okay, Barca,
I want a detailed
489
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,263
timeline of what happened,
490
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,265
but minus the details.
491
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,300
James is keeping the horse
running for me.
492
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:40,004
Well, my campers had just
come off an intense lacrosse
session,
493
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,039
and wanted to relax
in the wave pool.
494
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,275
I figured the "tidal wave"
setting would be enough,
495
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,843
but they wanted more.
496
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,112
And on the bright side,
497
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:51,182
the lacrosse field will now
make a great jet ski course.
498
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,852
Is that a joke?
499
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,420
Yikes.
500
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,024
I was just trying to make
my campers happy.
501
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,660
Haven't you ever wanted to
bring joy to other people?
502
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,495
No.
503
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,598
I'm sorry, Barca,
504
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,201
but Camp Champion
doesn't tolerate mistakes.
505
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:11,335
Please don't.
506
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,638
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to fire you.
507
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,739
But, I...
508
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:17,141
Come on, Barb!
Stop lying.
509
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,744
I'm not lying.
Oh, drop the act.
510
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,979
You can't lose your job
just to protect me.
511
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,481
What?
512
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:26,751
I rigged the wave pool
to overflow.
513
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,653
And why would you do that?
514
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,622
Why would I do that?
515
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,227
Because it was all
part of a prank war
516
00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:37,762
between our camps.
517
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:39,830
Barb was just covering
for me because she's a...
518
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:40,898
(NEARLY CHOKING)
519
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:43,868
A good neighbor.
520
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,938
Oh, so it's
Kikiwaka's mistake?
521
00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:49,006
Typical.
522
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,009
If it's not Barca's fault,
523
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,412
then I'm officially
closing the investigation.
524
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,347
Oh, thank you, Kaylie!
525
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:58,249
I mean, Miss Champion.
526
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,252
Poopy pants,
527
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:04,021
I really wanted to
fire someone today.
528
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,024
James!
529
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,393
Bring the horse around!
530
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,198
Hee-ya!
(HORSE WHINNIES)
531
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,902
Thanks, Lou.
532
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,636
You didn't have to
stick your neck out
for me like that.
533
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,773
I know. But like you,
I love my camp.
534
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:23,874
It's my home.
535
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,343
And you should never
have to leave your home.
536
00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:27,311
This job's
pretty great, right?
537
00:22:27,313 --> 00:22:28,546
The best in the world.
538
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,184
I hate to ask this,
539
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,285
but are we friends now?
540
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,454
I'm not sure.
541
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,057
Maybe we could try to hug?
542
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:48,265
Good neighbors is fine.
Good neighbors it is.
543
00:22:51,671 --> 00:22:53,371
Guys, I just got a text.
544
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,672
Taylor says he's
on his way over.
545
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,207
It's finally happening!
546
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,274
How do I look?
547
00:22:58,211 --> 00:22:59,276
Rich.
548
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,046
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
That's him!
549
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,084
ALL: You're a girl?
550
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:08,652
You guys are guys?
551
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,355
We can't bunk with a girl.
552
00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:14,225
That is the one question
we didn't put on
the application.
553
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,862
Man, I was really
looking forward
554
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:20,398
to exchanging math stories
late into the night.
555
00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,635
Well... I guess
this is goodbye.
556
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,203
Yeah.
557
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,505
Shame.
558
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:29,907
Wait,
559
00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:31,375
Taylor,
560
00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:32,610
before you go...
561
00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:34,245
Yeah?
562
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:36,781
Will you let us stupid walk
you to your cabin?
563
00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:39,350
Like when you put your
arms around each other
564
00:23:39,352 --> 00:23:40,584
and cross your legs?
565
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,253
Of course, she knows.
566
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,865
This is gonna
take forever.
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