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♪♪
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(WIND HOWLING)
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Wow, it's really
windy out there.
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I know. Matteo flew by
like two minutes ago.
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I thought he was
just waving hi,
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but now that
I think about it,
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he may have been
signaling for help.
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How could it be
this cold in July?
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Maybe it's the forest spirits
getting revenge.
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Did someone take a hike poo
and not bury it?
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(WIND HOWLING)
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(BOTH SIGH)
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I was swimming in the lake,
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and suddenly the temperature
just dropped!
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I'm practically frozen.
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My hair was still wet.
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(HAIR SNAPS)
(SCREAMS)
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My curl broke off.
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Quick, get a cooler,
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maybe the doctors
can reattach it
at the hospital.
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Sweetie, it's okay.
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It was just one curl.
(HAIR SNAPS)
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(GASPS QUIETLY)
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Yep.
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Just like I said,
one curl.
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(TEARFULLY)
What did I do to deserve this?
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Have you been
on a hike recently?
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(QUIETLY) Pooper.
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Evening, campers!
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(GASPS) I can see my breath.
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(WHISPERS) Evening, campers!
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Ooh, garlic dogs
are fightin' back.
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As I'm sure
you all have noticed,
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it's a bit chilly outside.
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Phew.
Chili's fightin' back too.
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A bit chilly?
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This morning, Finn sneezed
and it made a snotsicle.
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It's true.
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Hey, if I drink juice
and you make me laugh,
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maybe I can do
different flavors.
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You know,
this isn't the first time
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a cold snap has
happened in Maine.
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1816 was known as
"the year without summer."
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I looked it up.
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It was also known as
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"The Year the Crops Froze
and People Had to
Eat Their Clothes,"
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AKA "The Summer of Naked."
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Matteo, remember
what we learned.
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(SIGHS)
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"Just because
we know information
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"doesn't mean we share it."
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I have arranged
for your parents
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to send you all
winter clothes.
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I've also ordered
space heaters,
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but they're in high demand,
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so it might take a while.
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In that case, I'm changing
into warmer head-shorts.
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Guys, let's make
the best of this.
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Let's think of it
as Christmas in July.
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(GASPS) Holy sleigh bells!
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Even half frozen, I'm still
firing on all cylinders.
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Everyone, we're gonna
celebrate Christmas
in July.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Why is everyone excited?
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Christmas isn't a happy time.
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It's for surviving
in frigid conditions,
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rationing food
for the harsh winter.
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Gwen, I know for you,
winters have been
pretty rough,
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but Christmas can be
the most beautiful,
magical time of the year.
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I guess there is
a certain magic
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to watching your pee freeze
before it hits the ground.
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Can I go outside?
I want to try something.
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No.
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Gwen, aren't you excited
for all the cookies,
and decorations, and gifts?
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Huh? We never did
any of those things.
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You didn't?
(GASPS)
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Gwen, I am gonna show you
the magic of Christmas.
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We are gonna turn this camp
into a winter wonderland.
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We'll decorate,
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we'll have a Christmas show
where everybody can do skits
and sing songs,
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and then we'll have
a big ole Christmas party.
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A party, of course.
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To remember the dead.
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No.
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We're also gonna need
a Christmas tree.
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We need to send someone out
into the woods to cut us down
a fresh one.
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Boys, do you think
you can handle that?
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Cut one? Consider it done.
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Come on, Destiny,
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Lou wants us to help
make decorations.
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I'd rather sleep in.
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It's too cold.
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If you want a fur coat,
I can make you one.
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You're not gonna
recycle that rug
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that you made out of
a family of possums, are you?
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No, this one will be fresh.
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Only the best for my girl.
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Come on Destiny, let's go.
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I'm not going, all right?
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Please, just leave me alone.
(SCOFFS)
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Okay, I get it.
You need some space.
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You want me to make you
a fur coat, Ava?
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Oh, Gwen.
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I would like nothing less.
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Let's just find our tree,
and get back before
we freeze to death.
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There's so many.
How are we gonna
find the perfect one?
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Whoa!
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(CHORUS VOCALIZES)
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Does anyone else
hear angels?
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A tree like this
makes you believe
there's good in the world.
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All right, let's chop
this sucker down.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I'm having second thoughts,
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which is two more
than usual.
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Do we have to
cut it down?
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Well, yeah.
We need a Christmas tree.
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It seems mean to hurt
the tree just to
put presents under it.
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Trees can't feel pain.
Tell him, Matteo.
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Well, trees don't have
nerve endings,
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so no, they can't feel pain.
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See?
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But it is a living thing,
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and you are cutting it off
from its root system,
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so I guess it would
be a little like
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the tree was dying of thirst
over a slow, agonizing
period of time.
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See?
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Okay, we cannot
cut down this tree.
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Finn, relax, trees die
in the woods all the time.
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They get struck by lightning,
they get disease...
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Think of Christmas
as just another disease.
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Are you trying to get
on the naughty list?
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Okay, here we go.
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One,
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two,
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three...
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Did he forget
what comes after three?
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Been there.
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Dang it, Finn,
you messed with my head.
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I can't cut down
this beautiful tree.
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Yay!
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So, I'll become
someone who can.
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I can take this
as a acting challenge.
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Tomorrow, I'll come back
as a rough-and-tumble guy
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who can chop down a tree.
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Uh, is this
rough-and-tumble guy
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going to spend all night
trying to find
the perfect outfit?
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(EXHALES) He sure is.
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Look at you all
in your red and green.
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It's like an elf
exploded in here.
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Ooh, that got dark real quick.
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Speaking of dark,
why is Destiny
all in black?
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Destiny, you came after all.
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You ready to get into
the Christmas spirit
and make some ornaments?
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I just came for a snack.
Pump the brakes, Tiny Tim.
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What partridge got stuck
in her pear tree?
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You know what? I think I know
what's wrong with her now.
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I've had it myself.
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A wedgie that needed
to be medically addressed?
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What Destiny has
is a classic case
of tween angst.
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Sleeping in late,
thinking everything's uncool,
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not wanting to participate.
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I used to be that girl.
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Uh, "used to"?
(CHUCKLES LIGHTLY)
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All Destiny needs
is some tough love.
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And if there's one thing
I'm good at,
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it's doing really nice things
in a super-angry way.
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Who gave her heart
a wedgie?
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Hey, Gwen, are you ready
for your first glimpse
of the magic of Christmas?
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I had my mom send me
a mess of decorations.
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(GASPS)
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A Christmas wreath.
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To hang on your door
to welcome
all holiday visitors.
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Holly berries?
Those are poisonous.
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But I guess nothing says
"come on in"
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like toxic clusters
of the devil's jelly beans.
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Moving on.
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(GASPS) Here it is,
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the most magical part
of the holidays.
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The Hockhauser family
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Christmas lights.
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It'll definitely take
some magic to untangle those.
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Don't worry.
This won't take too long.
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I'll have these
hung up in a jiffy.
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I didn't know a jiffy
was seven hours.
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And I didn't know you could
get a splinter in your neck.
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Look at us
learning things.
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Gwen, I know winters
have been rough for you.
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No food, no heat,
no lights.
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But let what's about to happen
symbolize the first steps
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in a very merry journey.
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Everyone, get ready to have
some joy in yo face.
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Let there be
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light.
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ALL: Whoa!
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
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LOU: Don't... say... anything.
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GWEN: Wasn't gonna.
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Great news, Destiny.
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You and I will be
performing Jingle Bells
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at the Christmas show
tonight.
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I know, right?
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Yay!
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I bet there's a smile
under there.
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Ava, I don't feel
like doing anything,
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especially singing
Christmas carols.
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Can't you just
leave me alone again?
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No, I will not
leave you alone
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because I tried that
yesterday
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and clearly,
it hasn't worked.
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Besides,
I already signed us up.
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And let's not forget
the true meaning of Christmas.
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Doing what I say.
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Fine. I will sing
in that show with you.
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Can't wait.
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Wow.
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That was a quick turn.
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I am good.
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Noah, please
don't do this.
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Shh.
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I'm trying to get
into Character.
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Starting now,
I'm no longer Noah,
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a counselor who's afraid
to chop down this tree.
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Wanna know who I am?
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Hipster Paul Bunyan?
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Forest pirate?
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More beard than man?
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No, I'm Lumberjack Pete.
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That would have
been my next guess.
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Lumberjack Pete.
A man of the woods.
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Extremely rugged
and outdoorsy.
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Now stand back.
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As far as I understand it,
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I have to use
the sharp part.
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If we're gonna do it,
just get it over with.
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Um, fine.
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I, um...
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I just need to warm up.
Hold this.
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Uh, Lumberjack Pete,
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what's the deal
with this axe?
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What do you mean?
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(AXE SQUEAKING)
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Okay.
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It's not a real axe,
it's just a toy.
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I didn't fully commit
to my character.
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Lumberjack Pete
deserves better.
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I don't understand.
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Why can't you
just cut it down?
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Because I agree with Finn.
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I don't wanna chop down
this tree either.
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And while we're
confessing things,
254
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:03,094
this beard is also fake.
255
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,696
No!
256
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:05,764
What?
257
00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,170
(SIGHS) You can feel
the magic in here.
258
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,304
Everyone's setting up
for the party,
259
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,706
just like Santa's elves.
260
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:18,843
It is truly magical
the way Santa's able
to get free labor.
261
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,780
Do not ruin
elves for me.
262
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,582
What is that?
263
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:28,019
That, Gwen, is one of the most
magical parts of Christmas,
264
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,254
the gingerbread house.
265
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,322
I could definitely
go for a snack.
266
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,791
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
267
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,693
You don't eat
the gingerbread.
268
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,127
You just build with it.
269
00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,897
So you make food
no one eats,
270
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:41,399
and then use it to make
a house no one lives in?
271
00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:43,568
Well,
272
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,937
eventually,
the ants will move in.
273
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,406
Lou,
274
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,908
come on out,
we got a tree.
275
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,676
Yay! The boys found a tree.
276
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,311
Just when I thought
hope was...
277
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,146
Dead?
278
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,182
What is this?
279
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,917
It's your
Christmas tree.
280
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,753
That's it?
This thing needs water
281
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,088
and a time machine.
282
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,191
That's because
we found it dead.
283
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,258
So everyone wins.
284
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,793
Except for the tree.
285
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,729
And you.
286
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,598
Just so you know, Lou,
287
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,202
we found a perfect green tree
that I wanted to cut down,
288
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,269
but Finn and Noah...
289
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,504
Lumberjack Pete.
290
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,239
Let it go, man!
291
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,209
They didn't want to.
292
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,677
Guys,
293
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:28,012
I am doing my best to show
Gwen the magic of Christmas,
294
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,881
and all you hockey pucks
had to do was go out there
295
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,416
and cut me down
the perfect gosh darn tree.
296
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,218
And I don't wanna see you
again until you do.
297
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,020
So get your grizzly butts
out there and bring me back
some magic!
298
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,990
Well, that doesn't
seem very Christmassy.
299
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,361
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... ♪
Live with it!
300
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,800
Wow, look at you!
301
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,301
Are you ready to perform?
302
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,237
Sure am. Can't wait.
303
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,806
Thank you, Ava,
for fixing me.
304
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,875
Aw, you're welcome.
305
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,713
Welcome, everyone,
306
00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:04,249
to the first annual
Camp Kikiwaka Christmas show.
307
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,785
I hope you all are ready
to tap your mistletoes
308
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,319
and have a bell.
309
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,221
I know what you all
are thinking,
310
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,490
and no-ho-ho,
I'm not stoppin'.
311
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,327
Now, we have a duo
from Woodchuck cabin
312
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,163
who are gonna perform
a classic Christmas carol.
313
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,464
So take your hands
out of your mittens
314
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,467
and put 'em together
for Ava and Destiny!
315
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,408
Here's a feel-good
Christmas favorite,
316
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,143
and we hope
you enjoy it.
317
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,780
(MUSIC PLAYS)
318
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,316
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
319
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,652
♪ Jingle all the way
320
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:45,156
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh
321
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,257
Take it, Destiny.
322
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,660
♪ Dashing through the snow
323
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:51,029
♪ In a stupid freezing sleigh
324
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,832
♪ I'd rather be inside
325
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:55,700
♪ 'Cause I hate Christmas Day...
326
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:56,868
What are you doing?
327
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:59,037
♪ I don't wanna wrap
328
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,206
♪ Or help you decorate
329
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,275
♪ No fun it is to force a smile
330
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,211
♪ 'Cause Christmas stinks so great
331
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:09,380
♪ Oh, jingle bells, cider smells
332
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,516
♪ Ava made me sing
333
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,285
♪ I hate cheer this time of year
334
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,021
♪ And can't stand carolingOh... ♪
335
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,289
(MUSIC STOPS)
Yay!
336
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,359
Thank you,
Ava and Destiny.
337
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,228
Gwen, forget you ever
heard that.
338
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,363
♪ I hate cheer this time of year
339
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,365
♪ And can't stand caroling ♪
340
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,367
Dang it.
341
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,637
Next up,
Stan will regale us with
his original one-act play.
342
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,172
"Gold, frankincense
343
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,040
"and myrrh-der"?
344
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,275
Seriously?
345
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,246
What was all that about?
346
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:42,580
All what?
347
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,316
The hot Yule log you
just dropped on stage.
348
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,152
I told you I didn't
wanna perform,
349
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,220
but you forced me.
350
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,588
Because I thought
it would snap you out
351
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,657
of this tween angst thing
you've been going through.
352
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,325
That's not what this is.
353
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,462
You're not getting it.
I just don't like Christmas,
okay?
354
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:58,997
(SCOFFS)
355
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,907
So that's a real axe
this time, right?
356
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,275
Yeah.
357
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:13,278
Before you start,
may I say a few words?
358
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,579
Of course.
359
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,681
Tree,
360
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,249
big,
361
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,118
green...
362
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,187
Powerful stuff,
brother.
363
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,358
Step aside, boys.
This has to be done.
364
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,561
One...
(WHIMPERING)
365
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,263
...two, three...
366
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,364
Stop!
367
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,699
Did you hear that?
368
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,200
It's coming
from the tree.
369
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,269
(WHIMPERING)
370
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,371
(GASPS)
371
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,941
Baby foxes.
Three of them.
372
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,809
We can't chop down
this tree.
373
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:45,910
It's their home.
374
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,478
Come on, Matteo,
even you have to agree.
375
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:52,150
I know I've been
a staunch proponent
of carrying out our duties,
376
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,851
but I have to admit,
377
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:58,289
it could disrupt
what appears to be
a very delicate ecosystem.
378
00:15:58,725 --> 00:15:59,891
And in addition,
379
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:03,194
(IN BABY VOICE) look at
their wittle baby faces.
380
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,497
So what do we do?
381
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,366
Lou says we can't
have Christmas
without a tree.
382
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,068
It's July.
383
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,170
We're gonna
have Christmas
without December.
384
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,240
I say we start
a new tradition.
385
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,475
And I have an idea.
386
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,211
It doesn't involve
Lumberjack Pete,
does it?
387
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,246
Well, it doesn't now.
388
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,958
Hi.
389
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,159
Hi.
390
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:36,828
You okay?
391
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:38,696
Yeah.
392
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,666
Is everyone
still talking about
what I did back there?
393
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,701
No.
394
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,370
They have
bigger problems
to worry about now.
395
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,540
Stan is doing
his three wise men
murder mystery.
396
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:52,677
And I think we're
about to find out
one of the camels did it.
397
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,280
(SIGHS) I just wanna
hibernate this week.
398
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,349
Until all this
Christmas stuff is over.
399
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,620
Can you tell me
what's really going on?
400
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,256
Why do you hate
Christmas so much?
401
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,558
Well... (SIGHS)
402
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,794
I used to love it.
403
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:13,131
Christmas is
a really special time
for me and my family.
404
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:16,234
My grandpa and I
always baked Christmas cookies
405
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,602
and decorate
the tree together.
406
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,570
And go sledding.
My favorite.
407
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,105
He sounds awesome.
408
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,540
Yeah.
409
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,477
When I was little,
and scared to go down
the hill, he'd say,
410
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,214
(VOICE BREAKING)
"Don't worry, sweet pea,
I'm here."
411
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:32,817
And...
412
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,419
now he's not.
413
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,088
He passed away
this year.
414
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,158
Oh, Destiny.
I'm so sorry.
415
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,260
Me too.
416
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,096
I've been
dreading Christmas because
417
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,465
it doesn't seem right
to celebrate without him.
418
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,735
And do all the fun things
that he loved that
419
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,970
(SHUDDERING)
he's not here to do anymore.
420
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,941
(SIGHS) And then Christmas
came early and I...
421
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,077
Well, you saw.
422
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,179
I wasn't ready.
423
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,782
(SOBBING SOFTLY)
424
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,186
You really
miss him, huh?
425
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,321
I do.
426
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:16,627
You... You wanna tell me
what he was like?
427
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,497
Well...
428
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,699
(SIGHS)
429
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,335
Instead of snowball fights,
(CHUCKLES) we had
fruit cake fights.
430
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,704
He said, "It's all
that stuff's good for."
431
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,006
Sounds like
my kind of grandpa.
432
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,308
Tell me more.
433
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,344
Okay.
434
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:36,547
He made the best snowmen.
435
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,616
One day,
we just stayed outside...
436
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,154
I'm so sorry
that everything
I've shown you so far
437
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,222
has been disappointing.
438
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,590
But everyone
has worked so hard
439
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,391
putting up lights
and decorating
for the party.
440
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:48,893
And they are all in there
waiting for us.
441
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,328
When you see this,
442
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,864
you will finally
understand the true
magic of Christmas.
443
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,333
(EXHALES) Behold.
444
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,369
I'm so excited.
445
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,506
What am I beholding?
446
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,378
What in the Kris Kringle
happened in here?
447
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,448
Where are all the lights,
the decorations,
the presents?
448
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:11,883
(SNICKERS)
449
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,986
(CACKLING)
450
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,192
Lou,
are you okay?
451
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,860
(LAUGHING) I am fine.
452
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,362
Why wouldn't I be?
453
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,097
Well, because
it's like your mouth
454
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:28,199
is laughing at a joke
that your eyes didn't hear.
455
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,169
All I've been
trying to do all week
456
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,803
is show you
the magic of Christmas.
457
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,939
And just when
I'm about to make
the big reveal,
458
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,507
the whole party
is stolen by some
459
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,609
hall decking,
bell jingling,
tinsel tossing,
460
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,878
maid a-milkin',
rotten piece of
peppermint bark!
461
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,247
(GASPS)
Pardon my French!
462
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,817
It's okay, Lou.
463
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,386
You don't have to show me
how magical Christmas is.
464
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,655
If you believe it,
that enough.
465
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,023
(SIGHS)
466
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,158
I'm starting to wonder
if I do believe it anymore.
467
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,593
(INHALES)
I mean, look around.
468
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,662
Who would do
something like this?
469
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,264
Maybe we'll find out
if we follow
this trail of tinsel.
470
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:02,800
What makes you say that?
471
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,903
That sign that says,
"Follow this trail of tinsel"?
472
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,308
Well, well, well.
473
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,842
Looks like I'm about
to put my stocking
474
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,544
right in some
thief's Christmas ham.
475
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:17,048
I don't know what that means,
but I look forward
to finding out.
476
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:21,586
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
477
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:23,521
Uh...
478
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:24,589
What's going on?
479
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,357
Well...
480
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,059
We still
couldn't make ourselves
cut down this tree.
481
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,828
But we knew this tree
would be perfect
for your party,
482
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,630
so we brought
the party to the tree.
483
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:34,565
Are you mad?
484
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,400
Guys,
485
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,169
this is so beautiful.
486
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:40,204
A little heads up
would've been nice
487
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:42,173
so I didn't almost
candy cane y'all
in the rump roast.
488
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,508
But still,
489
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,576
so beautiful.
490
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,148
(GASPS)
Destiny, you came.
491
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:54,118
I'm not staying.
I just had a present
for the toy drive.
492
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,686
Well, before you go,
493
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,488
we have a little something
for you.
494
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,890
We were gonna leave it
under the tree
495
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,192
but since you're here...
496
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,661
(THUDS)
497
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,696
You got me a present?
498
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,298
Ava had the idea.
499
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,166
And she asked
for my help to make it.
500
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,136
Go ahead. Open it.
501
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:15,973
(GASPS)
502
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,475
A sled.
503
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:20,278
Look, I know
you don't feel right
504
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,113
celebrating Christmas
without your grandpa
505
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,347
'cause he's not here,
506
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:28,152
but, maybe if you kept
doing all those things
he used to love,
507
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:31,355
then, in a way,
he is still here.
508
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:34,191
In the wonderful memories
you have of him.
509
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,627
That's why
we added this.
510
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,300
"Don't worry, sweet pea,
I'm here."
511
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:44,835
(SIGHS)
512
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,637
And there's
no rush to use it.
513
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,239
You're ready
when you're ready.
514
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,741
And, of course,
when there's snow.
515
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,978
But from what
you told me,
516
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,479
your grandpa
doesn't seem like
the kind of guy
517
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,214
who'd want you
to spend Christmas sad.
518
00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:59,317
No, he wasn't.
519
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,719
He'd want me to be happy.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
520
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,354
And so do we.
521
00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:07,658
This the best Christmas gift
I've ever gotten
522
00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:10,361
in any month.
(CHUCKLES)
523
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:11,762
Love you.
524
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,188
What's this feeling?
525
00:22:20,189 --> 00:22:22,373
It's like my internal organs
are wrapped in fuzzy blankets,
526
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:25,409
and I'm really warm inside
but I also have goosebumps.
527
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,178
Is this a curse?
528
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,080
Was I the hike pooper?
529
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:31,716
No, Gwen.
530
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:32,850
You're finally
feelin' it.
531
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:34,185
Feeling what?
532
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:36,253
The magic of Christmas.
533
00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:39,890
I got so caught up
in showing you
all the bells and whistles,
534
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,059
lights,
and gingerbread houses.
535
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,428
but that's not really
what it's about.
536
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,330
It's about this.
537
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:47,398
That joy of giving.
538
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,333
Oh.
539
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:50,668
I see now.
540
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,236
And you were right.
541
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,637
It's amazing.
542
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:55,706
Can we have Christmas
every month?
543
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,242
(CACKLING)
544
00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,577
Every month!
545
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,545
(HIGH-PITCHED)
She wants to do
every month. Every month...
546
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,481
I get it. I get it.
(PANTS)
547
00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,882
Twice a year's enough.
548
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,220
Okay, time to
light up the tree.
549
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,721
Lou, do you wanna
do the honors?
550
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,190
I don't know.
I'm not very good
at this sort of thing.
551
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,358
Okeydoke.
I'll do it.
552
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,260
No, I wanna.
Gimme, gimme.
553
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,098
ALL: Whoa!
554
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,733
Whoa!
555
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,001
Awesome!
556
00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:25,469
I'm so
proud of us.
557
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,305
This is magical.
558
00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:30,541
It's snowing!
559
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,076
I can't
believe it.
560
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,311
Wanna go pick out
a good hill
for sledding?
561
00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:36,414
Only if you think
you're ready.
562
00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:37,915
Yeah. I am.
563
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,955
Merry Christmas,
Grandpa.
564
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,292
I love the snow.
565
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:50,594
I hope it stays
this cold for
a few more days.
566
00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:52,463
(SNEEZES)
567
00:23:53,366 --> 00:23:54,365
Me too.
568
00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:55,666
Snotsicles!
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