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Finn, why aren't
you fishing?
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Because I'm a vegetarian.
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My job is to sit here
and silently judge you.
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Well, I love to fish.
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Not to brag,
but I'm a fish whisperer.
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Are you saying,
you're an a-fish-ionado?
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Wow, tough dock.
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You can't be
a fish whisperer.
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Fish don't have ears.
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Actually, they do.
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They're just invisible
to the naked eye.
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(CHUCKLES) Naked eye.
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Wait, I think
I've got something.
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Aw, it's just
a shoe,
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and it's not even
my size.
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Throw it back.
No.
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There's so much trash
in this lake, we should be
cleaning it up.
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(GRUNTS)
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Ooh, whee, you reeled in
a big one.
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A magical
talking fish!
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Let's ask it
for three wishes.
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Gwen, it's just
more trash.
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Destiny, shh.
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He can hear you
with his invisible ears.
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Does anyone
want to tell her?
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Which part?
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¶ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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¶ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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¶ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ¶
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Noah, remember
when I told you
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I was going to take
a break from pageants
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and focus on
charity work?
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Of course, I remember.
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That was some of my best
mentoring ever.
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But this is about you.
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I want to clean up the lake.
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I found a machine online.
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It's like a vacuum cleaner,
but for picking up trash
in water.
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Only it's pretty expensive,
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so we'll have to figure out
a way to pay for it.
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Why don't you put on
a fundraiser?
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You think I can do that?
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Of course, you can.
People listen to you.
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Mostly 'cause
they're afraid of you.
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Aw, you're just
saying that.
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Guys! I saw a comet
last night and I wished
on it.
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That wasn't a comet,
it was a...
BOTH: Meteor.
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A fellow stargazer, nice.
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Good morning, campers!
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I'm thrilled to announce
our annual square dance
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is in three days.
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Lessons start tomorrow.
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Yes, Finn.
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Can I be the person
that yells the dance moves
at everybody?
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That's a "caller." And no,
there's only one caller here
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and her name is
Louella Dorcas Hockhauser.
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And I've officially said
too much.
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Yes, Destiny?
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What if this year
we open the square dance up
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to all of Moose Rump
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and make it a fundraiser
to clean up the lake?
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Then everyone can have
a lot of fun while
making a difference.
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Don't you want to make
a difference, Lou?
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Kinda puttin' me
on the spot here, Destiny,
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but that's a great idea,
so, yes.
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Yes, Finn.
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Did you just say
your middle name
was Dorcas?
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Kept that a secret for
15 summers and you just
gave it to 'em.
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(INSTRUMENTAL FOLK DANCE
MUSIC PLAYING)
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And this one is called
"Twirl your Girl."
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(YELPING)
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This girl is about
to hurl.
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Square dancing
is all geometry. Cool.
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Square dancing
is all geometry?
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Boo.
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How does this look
for the fundraiser flyers?
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Great, you're doing
so much.
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Are you gonna get to
enjoy the dancing?
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Yes, I asked Dylan
to be my partner.
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I don't want to brag,
but he's got the driest
palms in camp.
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Are you gonna
ask anybody?
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Yeah, I think so.
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All right, Ava.
Let's "Round the Square."
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I actually need
a break from spinning.
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So you're gonna have to
Round the Triangle.
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Hey, Gwen.
Hey, Matteo.
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Do you wanna be
my partner for
the square dance?
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Yeah, sure, okay.
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Great, see you
at the dance.
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Not if I see you first.
(GIGGLES)
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You would never
see me first.
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Bye!
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We'll raise money
with ticket sales,
and I was thinking...
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we could make
even more if we also
had an auction.
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The only problem is
I don't have anything
to auction off.
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Although, we do have
plenty of bike tires.
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We can write to
all the businesses
in Moose Rump
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and ask for donations.
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Yes.
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Oh, and you should
auction off
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a camp activity
with a celebrity.
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Maybe one who was
in a camp-themed movie...
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like Summer Camp: Part 6,
for example.
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I love that idea.
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Thank goodness
you're here.
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I think that
about myself
all the time.
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(SCATTING)
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Why are you so happy?
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Because I got to do
an hour of dance math.
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And also Gwen asked me
to be her partner.
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Ooh.
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Why'd you say it
like that?
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Say it like what?
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Like that,
like a sassy ghost.
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There's so much
you don't know,
my friend.
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Come. Sit.
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I went to my first
boy-girl party
earlier this year,
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and I learned a thing
or two about
boy-girl stuff.
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Whoa, a real
boy-girl party?
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Yeah, although
no girls showed up.
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Joey's mom said
it was their loss.
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Still, that's so
grown up.
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I know.
So take it from me,
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Gwen asking you
to be partners
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definitely means
she likes you.
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Of course she does,
we're really good friends.
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I like her too.
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Hmm. Sweet, sweet Matteo.
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I mean, she like
likes you...
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Like how you feel
about geometry.
(GASPS)
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I'm not ready to feel
that about a person.
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Well, those are
the facts.
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Joey's big brother Kevin
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told us everything
he knows.
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And Kevin's really mature.
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He weighs enough
to ride shotgun.
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Shotgun. That means
he knows stuff.
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Yep. So now that
you and Gwen
are "together,"
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there are a lot of rules.
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Got weekend plans?
She's your plans.
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And you'll have to buy
a ton of expensive
flowers and chocolate.
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(SIGHS WORRIEDLY)
You'll have
to get a job!
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This is too much.
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I thought I only said
yes to a dance.
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One minute
you're dancing,
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the next
you're mowing lawns
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to buy a car with
a giant bow on it.
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But congrats, dude.
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Noah, great news.
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I found a celebrity
for the auction.
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I bet you did.
Does his name
rhyme with "Whoa-a"?
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Uh, no.
It's Austin Justin!
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Austin Justin?
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Austin Justin who was
in the romantic saga
Letters from Space,
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is a Pisces,
and loves applesauce?
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I need to go floss.
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I reached out
on social media
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and he said
he'd definitely come
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so he could
catch up with you.
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Ugh, why would you
ask that guy?
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You said to ask
a celebrity from
Summer Camp: Part 6.
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Who were you
thinking of?
Me?
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Oh.
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I did not pick up
on that.
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Austin Justin is the worst.
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What? He's loved
by everyone from two to 82.
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Well, then
I must be one or 83,
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'cause I can't
stand that guy.
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Then you probably
shouldn't turn around.
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Bro, bring it in.
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What are you
even doing here?
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You live in Hollywood.
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I was nearby
on my book tour.
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I guess people
still like books. Weird.
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Well, if you need
to get back on tour,
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we don't want
to keep you.
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Oh, nah, man.
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I can take a couple days
for a good cause and to
reconnect with my Bro-ah.
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(CHUCKLES) That's what
I call this guy.
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First time
I'm hearing it.
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Oh! (SQUEALS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Hi, Austin Justin.
My name is Ava.
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Hey, Ava. Call me AJ.
(GIGGLES)
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Austin Justin just said
I could call him AJ.
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Thanks, Austin Justin.
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So, Austin, we have you
staying in Skunk Cabin.
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Ironically, it's our
best-smelling cabin.
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Aw, skunks.
Man's best friend.
(CHUCKLES)
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No. They're not.
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Come on.
I'll take you.
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Bye, AJ. Toodle-oo!
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Toodle-oo? Ugh.
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BOTH: Why are you so weird
about Austin?
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Me? I'm not weird.
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I'm just a regular fan
who bought a half-eaten
pancake of his online,
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and ate it
so that he could be
part of me.
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Fine, I'm weird
about Austin.
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Why do you
dislike him so much?
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Because he stole
my acting career.
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You're supposed
to be eating
my half-eaten pancakes.
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Okay, I may
regret this,
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but explain.
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In Summer Camp: Part 6,
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my role wasn't originally
Kid Who Falls In Lake.
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It was Kid Who Stands
On Dock.
And I even had a line.
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What was it?
"Hamburgers are ready."
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But in rehearsal,
I fell in the lake
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and while I was changing,
they replaced me
with another extra,
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a nobody named
Austin Justin.
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(SQUEALS)
He said I could
call him AJ.
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Please continue.
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00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,704
The director
loved him so much
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that she cast him
in her next movie,
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00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:08,807
Letters from Space,
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and now he's famous
for movies
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where astronauts
try to kiss with
helmets on.
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00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:16,214
So you're mad at him
because you tripped
and fell in the lake?
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I did not trip.
Someone jostled me,
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and I know it was...
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Okay, I think
it was Austin.
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It sounds like
you're just a little
bit jealous of him.
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I'm not jealous,
I was jostled!
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You believe me, right?
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Come on,
it couldn't have been Austin.
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He loves skunks.
He took his grandma to prom.
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Are my eyes
hearts right now?
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Ugh, who am I?
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Hey, Matteo.
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Did you know
there's gonna be
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a meteor shower
this Saturday?
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Here come
the weekend plans.
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Uh, sorry, Gwen,
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I'm going to talk
to my friend
about a thing.
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What friend?
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Already up
in your business.
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Just a friend, okay?
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You're being weird.
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Is this about
the dance?
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It's not about anything.
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Can't a guy
just be weird?
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All right, everybody.
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Are you ready
for our Q&A
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with superstar
Austin Justin?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Don't judge me.
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I figured since
we have a celebrity guest,
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that this camp activity
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beats the tar
out of weaving potholders.
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And you can all
get to know Austin
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before you bid
on a canoe ride
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with him tomorrow
at the square dance.
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Don't worry,
I'll do all the paddling.
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You just relax while
I tell you you're enough.
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GIRLS: Aw.
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All right, Destiny,
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why don't you start us off
with our first question?
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Hi, Austin.
Long-time fan.
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How did you get started
in Hollywood?
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It's a great question.
But first I had
to pay my dues.
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Then a couple weeks later,
I was lucky enough
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to be given this line on
Summer Camp: Part 6.
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Given? More like stolen.
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Can you say
your line for us?
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Totes McGotes.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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"Come eat
the hamburgers!"
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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It's
"Hamburgers are ready!"
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Noah, do you have
a question?
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Oh, guys, did you all
know that Noah
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is an aspiring actor?
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With a little more effort,
he'll be as good as me
in no time.
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Right, Noah?
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You've got to be
kidding me.
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Uh, what's that?
Speak up, little buddy.
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He's shy. I think
I make him nervous.
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Austin Justin
stole my part
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after he pushed me
in the lake!
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(ALL GASPING)
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Are you sure?
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Well, pretty sure.
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I didn't see him.
But I have a gut feeling.
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(ALL GROANING)
Noah.
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Hey, hey, look.
I'm glad you spoke out.
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I hope this is healing
for you, Noah.
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But the truth is,
I didn't push you
in that lake.
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It's not the AJ way.
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This is The AJ Way.
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Available wherever
you get your "tight reads."
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Don't applaud him.
Who says "tight reads"?
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Maybe you should leave.
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Fine. I will.
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But before I go,
I just wanna say
one thing.
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"Hamburgers are ready!"
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No possums here.
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Woodchuck Cabin,
you are luckier than most.
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Lou...
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have you ever
made plans with a boy
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and they say yes,
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but then they start
avoiding you?
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Oh, Gwen.
(ENUNCIATES) All the time.
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Then what do you do?
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00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,457
Well, I'll tell you
what you don't do
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is go to
Richie Caldwell's house
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at midnight and bang
on his window screaming,
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"What is wrong with me?
Are we on for Saturday?"
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00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,535
But... why would
a boy do this?
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It's not all boys,
and not just boys.
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Just the cowards.
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I only wanted to dance
with my friend, that's all.
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I don't know
what to do.
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00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,050
If this guy
is being a flake,
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you should just
tell him it's off.
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00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,254
I wish I would've canceled
on Richie Caldwell
before he canceled on me.
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00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:20,024
Yeah. Why does he get to
make me feel bad?
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He doesn't.
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We live in
a post-Beyonce society.
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Gwen run the world.
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00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,865
Did you get
that reference?
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00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,868
Lou, I may have grown up
in the middle of nowhere,
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but I know
who Queen Bey is.
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Drowning
your Austin Justin sorrows
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in apple slices
and peanut butter?
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00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,651
Don't people usually
do that with junk food?
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00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,921
I'm sad, but unhealthy choices
won't give me what I want.
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00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,257
Look,
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all this happened
a long time ago.
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Bitterness is like
a black hole.
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If you let it
pull you in,
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it's really hard
to get back out.
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00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,969
That is so true.
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00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,237
Hmm.
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00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,207
Wait, did you just quote
an Austin Justin movie?
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They're very popular.
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00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,778
Well, I am miserable.
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00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:17,248
You're probably right.
I should figure out
how to let this go.
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00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,151
I'm proud of you.
That's very mature.
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00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,086
Although you have
quite a bit of
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peanut butter
on your shirt.
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00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,091
Yeah, my mom usually
feeds me these
when I'm upset.
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00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,094
I don't suppose
you could...
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Nope.
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00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,772
Gah!
Trapped.
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00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,374
What do you want?
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00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,077
I don't wanna be
your dance partner anymore.
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00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,111
(SIGHS) Oh.
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00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,514
Oh.
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00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:54,118
You don't wanna
dance with me at all?
Um...
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00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,321
I guess not.
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00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,892
Well... fine.
353
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,627
Yeah. Fine.
354
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,964
And I'd appreciate it
if you left.
355
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,972
Wait, this is my cabin.
356
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,940
Gwen run the world!
357
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,175
Okay, okay.
358
00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,815
Hey, Austin.
Thanks for meeting me
out here.
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00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,884
No sweat, Noah.
You are my Bro-ah.
(CHUCKLES)
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00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,653
Second time
I'm hearing it.
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00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:32,991
Anyway, I just
wanted to apologize
for how I acted,
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00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,126
I really did think
you pushed me
in that lake,
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but you came all this way
to help Destiny.
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00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,031
I guess you really
are a good guy.
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00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,734
Wow, good for you, man.
Do you feel better?
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00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:44,936
Yeah, I actually do.
367
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:46,237
Great.
368
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,707
Yo, real talk.
I totally pushed you
in that lake.
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00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,344
What?
But I forgave myself.
370
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,879
Forgiveness is awesome,
isn't it?
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00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,581
Wow, felt good
to get that off my pecs.
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00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,784
I knew it.
You are a bad guy.
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00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:03,254
No, man. I just needed
to step on you a little
to get where I needed to go.
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00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,289
That's what
a bad guy does.
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00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,392
You have to tell people
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so they know
I've been telling
the truth.
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00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,362
(CHUCKLES) No can do,
Bro-seidon.
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00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,398
That would ruin
all the good publicity
I'm gonna get
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00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,199
for being at this sad,
little hoedown
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in a dump like
Moose Butt. (CHUCKLES)
381
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,138
So you don't care
about Destiny's cause
at all?
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00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,940
The only destiny
I care about is
Austin Justin's.
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00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,976
Ooh, that's good.
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00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:26,377
I'm gonna tell that to
the guy who writes
my books.
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00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,479
Come on, bro,
let's hug it out.
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00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,580
(YELPS)
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00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,491
Austin, what happened?
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00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,561
Destiny, I hate to bring
negativity into your orbit
right now,
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00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,163
but Noah just pushed me
in the lake.
390
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,233
Why do you get
to be fast, too?
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00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,271
Did you push Austin
in the lake?
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00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,673
Well, yes, but...
I should go.
393
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,175
It's what Noah wants.
394
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,581
Don't go. I'll never make
enough money
395
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,283
to clean up the lake
without you.
396
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,289
Austin, you go
to the square dance.
397
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,025
Destiny, I'll stay out
of your way.
398
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,266
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
399
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,604
Weave your lines
and make a braid,
400
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,539
don't start dancing
till you've paid.
401
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,441
Seriously, pony up.
402
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,981
(ALL APPLAUDING)
403
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,483
Thank you, thank you.
404
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:41,052
Don't go far,
it's just a break.
Be right back
405
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:43,688
while I grab some...
punch.
406
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,457
Darn it.
Why didn't we serve steak?
407
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,627
Hey, Finn,
any idea why Matteo
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00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,295
and Gwen are sitting
like bumps on a log?
409
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,531
Oh, that's thanks to me.
410
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,434
Gwen asked Matteo
to the dance,
but don't worry.
411
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,402
I told him he's too young
to settle down with a lady.
412
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,140
Wait, Matteo is Gwen's
Richie Caldwell?
413
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:03,674
Who's Richie Caldwell?
414
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,410
How many guys
did she invite
to this dance?
415
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:09,347
(SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Gwen doesn't want
to "settle down."
416
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,848
She wanted a hoedown.
417
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:16,053
Oh. Relationships are
so complicated.
418
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,723
This is why I'm single.
(NORMAL ACCENT) Same.
419
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,360
We've got to find a way
to make this right.
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00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,494
Destiny.
421
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,734
Healthy salad, huh?
422
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,436
You must really
be hurting.
423
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,507
Yeah. I didn't even use
any dressing.
424
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,744
I know what'll make you
feel better.
425
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,413
Come to the dance.
No way.
426
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,049
I don't want to ruin
Destiny's event more
than I already have.
427
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,753
Trust me,
you want to come.
You'll see.
428
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,523
I don't think so.
Honestly, you were right.
429
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,759
I really am
jealous of Austin.
430
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,360
He's got everything.
431
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:59,864
Okay, sure,
he has talent, fame,
432
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,899
eyelashes for days,
great hair.
433
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,601
Not helping, Ava!
434
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,873
But that doesn't mean
you won't make your mark
someday.
435
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,977
Come on, let's go.
No way.
436
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:18,416
Fine. If you won't come,
then at least your ear
can come.
437
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,617
What does that mean?
438
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,719
Ow, ow, ow.
439
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,155
This is my mom's move.
440
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,824
It's so much better
being on this side.
441
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,061
(MUSIC PLAYING)
442
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,662
Matteo, come dance
with me.
443
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,331
I don't really
feel like it.
444
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,999
Me neither. Let's go.
445
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,878
All right, everybody,
let's pick up the pace.
446
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,614
Now head couples
get face to face.
447
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,082
(ALL CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
448
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,683
Heads pass through.
449
00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:55,286
BOTH: Sorry.
450
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,522
Now swing your partner
'round the bend.
451
00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,524
If your name's Matteo,
dance with Gwen.
452
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:03,995
Dance with Gwen!
453
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:12,536
Now spin around and bump
your rears, while everybody
claps and cheers.
454
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,338
(ALL CHEERING)
455
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,614
(WHISTLING)
456
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:27,652
Louella Dorcas Hockhauser,
you have done it again.
457
00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:31,455
Aw, man,
now I've said it
into a microphone.
458
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,993
That was so fun.
I know.
459
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:38,829
I'm sorry I said
I didn't want to
be dance partners.
460
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,898
I was just upset
you were avoiding me.
461
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,667
I'm sorry about that.
462
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:45,536
Are we still friends?
Of course, we are.
463
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,338
In hindsight,
464
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:49,307
I shouldn't have
taken advice from
the only person
465
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,475
who knows less about
boy-girl stuff than I do.
466
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,911
Finn?
Yeah.
467
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,546
I'm disappointed
in me, too.
468
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:02,620
Okay, everybody.
It's time for our
big ticket auction item,
469
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,588
a canoe ride
with beloved actor,
470
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,857
passionate
environmentalist...
471
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,192
Celebrated author.
472
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,431
And all-around
cutie, Austin...
473
00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,498
Wait!
474
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,534
Sorry, Destiny.
475
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,636
But before we begin,
476
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,706
I need to show a clip
from a little-known gem
477
00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:25,443
called Summer Camp 12: The Tea Gets Spilled.
478
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,613
Yo, real talk, I totally pushed you in that lake.
479
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:30,681
(ALL GASPING)
480
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:34,218
So it's true?
How could you
do that to Noah?
481
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,519
You stole his big moment
482
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,088
and lied to all of us
about it.
483
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:40,057
No. It's not
what it looks like.
I was gonna tell you guys.
484
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:43,027
You have to tell people so they know I've been telling the truth.
485
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,629
(CHUCKLES)
No can do, Bro-seidon.
486
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:47,398
That would ruin all the good publicity I'm gonna get
487
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,899
for being at this sad, little hoedown
488
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,501
in a dump like Moose Butt.
489
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,136
(ALL BOOING)
490
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,138
I... I didn't
mean that. I...
491
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,807
I got mad love
for the town of Moose Butt.
492
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,277
(YELPS)
493
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:04,115
(ALL CHEERING)
494
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,551
I think you need
to leave.
495
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,853
Okay, what about
the auction?
496
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:10,187
You're gonna lose
all this money.
497
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:13,724
What money?
Does anyone wanna bid
on this dorkus?
498
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:17,061
Hey! That guy brings shame
to the name Dorcas.
499
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,732
I think you need to be
on your AJ way.
500
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,300
ALL: Yeah!
501
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:25,569
None of you
can call me AJ.
502
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,274
Thank you.
Anytime, bro-seidon.
503
00:23:31,377 --> 00:23:32,610
Big hug?
Fist bump.
504
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:33,778
Okey-doke.
505
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,580
Noah, I am so sorry.
506
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:37,681
And I'm sorry
you don't have
507
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:39,417
a big auction item
anymore.
508
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,619
Oh, wait,
I think we do.
509
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:44,522
Who here
wants a canoe ride
with the hero
510
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,757
who pushed Austin Justin
in the lake?
511
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,661
Let's hear it for Noah.
(ALL APPLAUDING)
512
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,664
Don't do that.
513
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,805
So, thanks to Noah
we hit our fundraising goal.
514
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:03,908
The bad news is,
the price I saw
515
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,209
for the lake cleaning machine
516
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,777
was just the deposit.
517
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:11,148
So, until our
next fundraiser,
grab a trash bag.
518
00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:15,453
And thank you for waiting,
Mrs. Wooster.
519
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:17,521
Enjoy your canoe ride
with Noah.
520
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:19,590
I will need your help
to paddle.
521
00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,659
But I can help you
into the canoe.
522
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:22,827
Whoa!
523
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,799
You are not good
on a dock.
524
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,835
I was jostled!
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