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It's so hot, I feel like I'm in an oven...
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On the sun, in summer.
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I'm sweating so much, my belly
button could be a hot tub for a gnat.
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Okay.
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Guess, it's just you and me, Hazel.
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Oh, poor Hazel.
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No one wants to play badminton with her.
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That's because she has the
personality of a sunburn.
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You should see her play soccer by herself.
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It is exhausting.
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I feel bad for her.
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Maybe I should try to be her friend.
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What? She shot an arrow at you,
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knocked you into mud, filled
your pillow with fire ants.
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No, wait, that was my pillow.
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And I think I still have an ant in my head.
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Don't do that, you'll make it mad.
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Look, we're going to be
here all summer with Hazel,
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so I'd rather be her friend than her enemy.
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Bad idea.
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And the ant in my head agrees with me.
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But I really think I
can get through to Hazel.
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Hi, Hazel. Can I play with you?
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(Thuds)
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Told ya.
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I think she's warming up to me.
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? Here we go
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? We're leaving the
city behind right now
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? Let's gather by the campfire light
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? And sing this song
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Hanging out with someone new
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? Then falling out of a camp canoe
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? What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Got a s'more in my hair
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? Mosquitos in our underwear
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? Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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? But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ?
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(Camera clicks)
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And that night when the counselor
went back into the cabin,
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all he found were five empty beds and...
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A bloody Kikiwaka claw!
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(All screaming)
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(Chuckles)
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Wait a minute.
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That's not a claw. It's a banana.
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Oh. Then I must have put the
claw in my cereal this morning.
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That's gonna sting coming out.
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(Rustling)
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(All screaming)
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It's... Kinda hunky.
Dibs on being devoured.
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(Panting)
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Sorry, did I scare you guys?
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Uh, of course not.
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You can let go of me now. Right.
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Wait a minute. I know you.
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You're Dr. Hunter Brody,
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the host of my favorite
show... Both: For Reals!
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Dr. Brody travels the world
in search of strange phenomena
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and proves they're...
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Both: For reals!
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I was hot on the tail of the Kikiwaka...
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Well, I mean, not right on the
tail. That would be crazy dangerous.
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But then the ferocious beast started
chasing me, and I ended up here!
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Well, thanks a lot for
leading it right to us!
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Why don't you just bring
my mom, while you're at it?
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No, no, no. The Kikiwaka took
off when I ran into the camp.
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Just curious, what exactly
are you a doctor of?
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Danger.
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I do not believe that is actually a degree.
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It is online.
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You know, Lou, I've been thinking.
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What's better than one friend?
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A moose that can cook an omelet?
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No. Two friends!
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And that's what Hazel's going to get.
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Who's the sucker you talked into that?
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You.
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Hi, Hazel, can we join you?
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Uh, this seat is taken!
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Okay, see you later!
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I've got a hankering for a Denver omelet.
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Anyone seen a moose with a spatula?
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You know, Hazel, I just
love arts and crafts.
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So, how can I help you?
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Chop off your limbs, so
I can make a wind chime.
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I was thinking more like sewing
beads into pretty patterns.
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Look, just because Xander
is off on a camping trip,
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doesn't mean we can
suddenly be all buddy buddy.
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But, maybe we could.
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You know, most people actually like me,
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and do not want to turn my body
parts into an arts and crafts project.
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Most people aren't as creative as I am.
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Look, obviously we got
off on the wrong foot,
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so to show you that I really do want
to be friends, I made you this.
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What's this?
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A little dog collar?
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Because you think I'm like
a tiny, annoying little dog?
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Well, you are a tad yippy, but...
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Actually, this is a friendship bracelet.
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Oh.
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There, it looks really pretty on you.
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(Chuckles) Thank you.
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Wow, you probably won't believe this,
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but I've never gotten a
friendship bracelet before.
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What?
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So, I guess your chat with Hazel went okay.
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You're still breathing.
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Yeah. You know, really I think
deep down she's not a bad person.
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Snake! Catch!
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(Both screaming)
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(Laughs) Gotcha!
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(Continues laughing) Why
aren't you guys laughing?
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Well, I'm trying to restart my heart!
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Hazel, why did you do that?
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Because we're friends now,
and friends prank each other!
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(Chuckles nervously) Well,
not with poisonous reptiles.
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Hey, why don't we go feed
the ducks in the lake?
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Or, throw rocks at them! Great idea!
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Well, that backfired.
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Especially for the ducks.
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Ha! I win again!
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In your face!
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Congratulations, you beat us at ping pong.
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And foosball.
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And thumb wrestling.
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Hey, I stopped when I
heard the cracking noise.
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You guys want to play darts?
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No! Scared!
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All right.
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I have a surprise for you guys!
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It's us.
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On a hat!
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Yes. It is.
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That's not creepy at all.
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Put them on. Maybe later.
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Put them on!
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(NERVOUSLY) Okay.
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Yay!
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Now everyone will know we're best buddies!
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Usually, I love hats.
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A "thank you" right
about now, would be nice.
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Both: Thank you.
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(Chuckles) We're hat buddies!
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That's a bond that will last forever!
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Kind of like this hug.
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Dr. Brody, can I have a selfie with you,
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before the Kikiwaka eats you for breakfast?
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Of course.
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But I'm sure when I
emerge from these woods,
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I'll have proven that the Kikiwaka is...
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Both: For reals!
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And still have all my organs intact.
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Whatever you need to tell yourself.
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(Camera clicks)
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Is this tracking device the HX1138?
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Or am I just in heaven?
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And is this a thermographic camera?
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Wow, the nanometer range
on this thing is crazy!
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The weather today, hot
with 100% chance of nerd!
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You guys really know your stuff.
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Why don't you come track
the Kikiwaka with me?
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We could make scientific history together.
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That is on my bucket list, right
next to kicking a homerun.
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And finding the Kikiwaka would look
great on my Harvard application.
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Talk about extracurriculars.
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I could finally stop reading to old people.
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And imagine how a
discovery of this magnitude
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could advance scientific research.
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Count me in.
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Since when have you been
interested in science?
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I'm not. But if we
capture the Kikiwaka alive,
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I can put it on display
and make a fortune...
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Well, another fortune.
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Great! Let's get in the field
and prove that the Kikiwaka is...
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For reals!
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I was just going to say out there.
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You are embarrassing me.
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(Panting) I think we lost her.
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These last couple of days with Hazel
have been the worst days in my life,
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and I once got locked in a funeral
home over a holiday weekend!
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Huh. Which holiday weekend? Does it matter?
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Hey, besties! Hazel, you're here?
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Yay!
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Hey, why aren't you wearing your hats?
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Uh... Because we're inside?
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Again, I ask, why aren't
you wearing your hats?
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I want you to be wearing
them for the good news.
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I'm moving in!
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(Whistles) What?
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Keep coming, keep coming. Yeah.
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Right next to Emma's bed.
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But you can't leave your
cabin. You're a Weasel!
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I mean, head Weasel!
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My CIT is taking over.
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From now on, I'm a Woodchuck,
like my two besties.
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(Mimicking woodchuck)
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Come on, guys. Let's go
get the rest of my stuff.
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(Gasps) She did not just
do the woodchuck salute!
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I blame you, Emma!
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Hey... Ow!
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Well, excuse me for trying to be nice!
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Here we go. Let's do this. Come on!
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Yay! Pillow fight.
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Ow.
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This is the most fun I've had all day!
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Me too!
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I can't believe Hazel has moved in.
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Really? Does this sound familiar?
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(Mimicking Emma) "Hey, I've got a good
idea! Let's make Hazel our friend."
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Okay, okay! You were right.
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It was a horrible idea.
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And I do not sound like that!
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Do so.
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Look, Hazel, we need
to talk to you about...
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A flat-screen? A fridge?
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And an air conditioner?
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Since I'm the head counselor and
Gladys' niece, I can get us stuff.
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Come to sweaty Mama!
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Now, what were you going to say?
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Oh. I was just going to say...
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Both: Welcome to Woodchuck cabin!
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(All laughing)
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Wow!
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Look at the giant claw marks on this tree!
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The Kikiwaka must've made them.
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Remember, I need the beast alive.
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People won't pay to see roadkill.
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(Beeping)
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The tracking device is beeping!
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(Gasps) Well, what the beep does it say?
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It is picking up the
vibrations of something
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very large in the vicinity.
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It must be the Kikiwaka!
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Or the cafeteria lady.
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She's gotta lay off the carbs.
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You have got to try the new
shower massage Hazel had put in.
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One of the settings is actually...
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(Sighs)
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I must admit, there is one
lesson I've learned today.
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That I was right to
make friends with Hazel?
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That, and if you keep your face
too close to an air conditioner,
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you can freeze your eyes open.
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(Beeping rapidly)
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What does that mean?
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Either the Kikiwaka is nearby...
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Or it's my reminder to call my mom.
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She worries.
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We must be getting closer.
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To making a fortune. Check this out.
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Dr. Hunter: "Kikiwaka World"?
259
00:12:40,697 --> 00:12:43,698
Yup, a whole island where suckers...
260
00:12:44,266 --> 00:12:46,200
I mean, customers,
261
00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:50,972
can come and see a live Kikiwaka.
262
00:12:50,974 --> 00:12:54,942
I cannot believe you want to make money
from an amazing scientific discovery.
263
00:12:54,944 --> 00:12:58,179
Yeah! Did Edison make money
from inventing the light bulb?
264
00:12:59,314 --> 00:13:02,083
Okay, bad example.
265
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:07,388
Hey, I'm only going to charge people
30 cents for a supersized soda.
266
00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:10,224
Of course, they'll have to pay 20
bucks to get into the bathrooms.
267
00:13:10,926 --> 00:13:12,426
(Beeping loudly)
268
00:13:12,428 --> 00:13:13,828
There's something in that cave!
269
00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:15,730
(Gasps) Okay, guys, this is it.
270
00:13:15,732 --> 00:13:18,232
Let's go. Time to get famous!
271
00:13:18,234 --> 00:13:19,467
Time to make history!
272
00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:20,935
Time to get into Harvard!
273
00:13:20,937 --> 00:13:23,171
Time to... (Creature bellowing)
274
00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:25,907
To let Ravi go first!
275
00:13:31,747 --> 00:13:34,282
You know what would make this even better?
276
00:13:34,284 --> 00:13:36,317
Chris Hemsworth massaging my feet?
277
00:13:36,319 --> 00:13:38,719
Don't forget my pinky toes, you Norse god.
278
00:13:39,755 --> 00:13:40,855
Forget him.
279
00:13:40,857 --> 00:13:44,959
For me, it's all about Larry the Cable Guy.
280
00:13:44,961 --> 00:13:48,763
What? Those sleeveless flannel
shirts really show off his arm meat!
281
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:53,634
No, I'm talking about...
282
00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:57,305
? I scream, you scream, we
all scream for ice cream! ?
283
00:13:57,307 --> 00:13:58,606
(Shouts) Ice cream!
284
00:14:02,811 --> 00:14:05,046
Ooh, I forgot the cherries. BRB.
285
00:14:07,816 --> 00:14:11,118
I just want to thank you guys so
much for letting me hang with you.
286
00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,386
You're awesome.
287
00:14:15,190 --> 00:14:16,490
I feel terrible.
288
00:14:16,492 --> 00:14:18,392
Why? 'Cause there's no whipped cream?
289
00:14:19,795 --> 00:14:21,796
No, because...
290
00:14:21,798 --> 00:14:24,665
Did you know that the satellite
Hazel put in gets Korean TV?
291
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,767
Ooh, Kochboda Namja is on.
292
00:14:27,836 --> 00:14:29,470
Lou, focus!
293
00:14:29,472 --> 00:14:32,039
I'm saying I feel bad we're just
putting up with Hazel for the TV,
294
00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:34,809
the air conditioner, and
the soft, callous-free feet!
295
00:14:34,811 --> 00:14:37,912
You mean... You don't
really want to be my friends?
296
00:14:37,914 --> 00:14:40,014
No! I mean, yes! I mean...
297
00:14:40,016 --> 00:14:42,750
I can't believe you only
pretended to be my friends
298
00:14:42,752 --> 00:14:44,652
because I can get you all this stuff!
299
00:14:44,654 --> 00:14:47,088
In our defense, it is really nice stuff.
300
00:14:48,257 --> 00:14:49,657
Hazel, let me explain...
301
00:14:49,659 --> 00:14:51,058
Don't bother!
302
00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:55,429
Let me show you a little of what the
rest of your summer is going to be like!
303
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:04,138
That was the Emma doll, right?
304
00:15:07,609 --> 00:15:09,777
This must be the Kikiwaka's lair.
305
00:15:09,779 --> 00:15:11,178
The hairs on my neck are tingling!
306
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:14,181
The hairs on my neck already ran away.
307
00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:18,185
Maybe we should go back to camp?
308
00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:19,787
Good idea.
309
00:15:19,789 --> 00:15:20,888
Dr. Hunter: Don't tell me you're scared?
310
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,890
Wha... No!
311
00:15:22,892 --> 00:15:24,959
Um, it is just so hot out here,
312
00:15:24,961 --> 00:15:27,628
I must have sweated away 10 pounds.
313
00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:29,363
That's like half his body weight.
314
00:15:30,465 --> 00:15:31,899
(Creature bellowing)
315
00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:33,634
Harvard, shmarvard. I'm outtie!
316
00:15:33,636 --> 00:15:36,804
Wait! You do not want
to end up at Princeton!
317
00:15:36,806 --> 00:15:37,972
It's in New Jersey!
318
00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:42,209
(Groans) Ow, my ankle!
319
00:15:42,211 --> 00:15:43,945
(Creature growling) (All screaming)
320
00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:46,948
I will save you!
321
00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:48,482
(Growling continues)
322
00:15:48,484 --> 00:15:49,717
(Straining) Going down!
323
00:15:49,719 --> 00:15:50,952
Look out!
324
00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:53,220
(All screaming)
325
00:15:53,222 --> 00:15:55,589
(Growling loudly)
326
00:15:55,591 --> 00:15:58,326
(Growling and screaming continues)
327
00:16:01,063 --> 00:16:02,596
Ow.
328
00:16:02,598 --> 00:16:04,899
Dr. Brody, that was amazing!
329
00:16:04,901 --> 00:16:06,300
Thanks, Zuri.
330
00:16:06,302 --> 00:16:08,469
I've just proven another legend is...
331
00:16:08,471 --> 00:16:10,137
For reals!
332
00:16:10,139 --> 00:16:11,205
And cut!
333
00:16:12,174 --> 00:16:13,307
Whoa!
334
00:16:13,309 --> 00:16:15,476
That was awesome, Harold!
335
00:16:15,478 --> 00:16:17,311
Go ahead and grab yourself a donut.
336
00:16:19,781 --> 00:16:23,084
What in the world is going on here?
337
00:16:23,086 --> 00:16:25,619
Great television, that's what's going on!
338
00:16:25,621 --> 00:16:28,489
You mean, this was all fake?
339
00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:30,958
Yep, but your fear was real.
340
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,094
My viewers are going to eat that up.
341
00:16:33,096 --> 00:16:35,096
So you bamboozled us?
342
00:16:35,098 --> 00:16:37,331
If that means I fooled you, then yeah!
343
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:41,802
Then that was Harold
who chased us up the tree
344
00:16:41,804 --> 00:16:43,704
the first week we were at camp?
345
00:16:43,706 --> 00:16:45,139
Huh? No.
346
00:16:45,141 --> 00:16:46,540
Before yesterday, we were in Mexico,
347
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:49,443
chasing a Great Dane
dressed up as a chupacabra.
348
00:16:51,046 --> 00:16:56,283
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to
Area 51 to prove that aliens are...
349
00:16:57,185 --> 00:16:59,020
Not going to happen.
350
00:16:59,287 --> 00:17:00,621
Let's go.
351
00:17:07,362 --> 00:17:08,863
For reals!
352
00:17:10,032 --> 00:17:12,099
But that is the last time!
353
00:17:15,404 --> 00:17:17,838
Let's go! Scrape off that gum.
354
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:20,174
I don't have all day.
355
00:17:20,176 --> 00:17:24,011
Ew, this one has a tooth in it!
356
00:17:24,013 --> 00:17:27,014
You know what's worse than
dried gum? Dried boogers.
357
00:17:27,016 --> 00:17:29,050
Ooh. One just fell in my mouth!
358
00:17:29,052 --> 00:17:31,085
(Retching)
359
00:17:31,087 --> 00:17:33,421
Look, Hazel, I understand that you're mad,
360
00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:35,556
but I really did want to be your friend.
361
00:17:35,558 --> 00:17:36,991
I'm not mad.
362
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:38,726
I can't help it if your name came up
363
00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:41,429
on the counselor chore
wheel for gum detail.
364
00:17:41,431 --> 00:17:43,397
And garbage detail.
365
00:17:43,399 --> 00:17:45,466
And goat enema detail.
366
00:17:46,201 --> 00:17:47,768
That's not even a thing!
367
00:17:47,770 --> 00:17:49,203
Actually, it is.
368
00:17:49,205 --> 00:17:50,671
That goat gets backed up.
369
00:17:54,609 --> 00:17:57,511
We've been stomping for hours!
370
00:17:57,513 --> 00:18:00,848
Ow! Toe cramp! Toe cramp!
371
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:03,684
I never thought I'd
miss emptying that goat.
372
00:18:03,686 --> 00:18:06,420
Hey, someone's got to
make the cranberry juice.
373
00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:11,058
(Crying) I don't know if
this red is the cranberries
374
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:12,860
or the blood from my blisters.
375
00:18:14,229 --> 00:18:16,730
Stop whining and keep stomping.
376
00:18:16,732 --> 00:18:19,100
Oh, by the way, you missed one.
377
00:18:19,102 --> 00:18:20,301
Oh, really?
378
00:18:20,303 --> 00:18:22,369
Which one? Oh, that one.
379
00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:23,704
(Hazel screams)
380
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,041
Looks like you got it...
381
00:18:27,043 --> 00:18:28,209
With your face!
382
00:18:28,211 --> 00:18:29,577
(Laughs)
383
00:18:29,579 --> 00:18:32,146
(Screams) All: Oh!
384
00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:33,848
(Screams) (Laughing)
385
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:38,119
Stop, stop! I have cranberries in my ears!
386
00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:40,654
That's the one place I don't have them.
387
00:18:40,656 --> 00:18:41,956
(Gasping)
388
00:18:43,725 --> 00:18:45,192
(Screams)
389
00:18:46,261 --> 00:18:47,428
(All gasping)
390
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,064
(Grunting and screaming)
391
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,100
Stop it!
392
00:18:53,102 --> 00:18:56,237
You've been torturing us all day!
393
00:18:56,239 --> 00:18:57,638
Preach, sister!
394
00:18:57,640 --> 00:19:01,108
And you know what? We
completely deserve it!
395
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:02,743
You tell her... What?
396
00:19:04,179 --> 00:19:05,346
Lou, what we did was wrong.
397
00:19:06,581 --> 00:19:10,284
And, Hazel, I am so sorry.
398
00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:14,088
But you have to know, in the beginning,
I really wanted to be your friend.
399
00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:15,589
I didn't. But Emma made me.
400
00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:19,460
But then why didn't we stay friends?
401
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,296
(Sighs) Because you made it so hard.
402
00:19:22,298 --> 00:19:23,831
Lou: More like impossible.
403
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:27,034
Kinda like trying to
swallow a porcupine whole.
404
00:19:28,303 --> 00:19:32,940
You scared us with a fake snake, you
tried to make us throw rocks at ducks,
405
00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:34,842
and you mangled Lou's thumbs!
406
00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:38,379
And you never once asked
us what we wanted to do.
407
00:19:38,381 --> 00:19:40,181
I thought we were having fun.
408
00:19:40,183 --> 00:19:43,284
Every time I looked at Lou, she
was giving me the two thumbs up.
409
00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:45,386
That's because they were in splints!
410
00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:51,158
Hazel, real friendship
cannot be so one-sided.
411
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,160
You can't just order people around.
412
00:19:53,162 --> 00:19:57,131
(Sighs) But that's the only
way I'm sure to get what I want.
413
00:19:58,133 --> 00:20:01,302
Oh, now I hear it.
414
00:20:01,304 --> 00:20:04,805
Okay, maybe I was a
little hard on you guys.
415
00:20:04,807 --> 00:20:06,240
A little?
416
00:20:06,242 --> 00:20:09,310
I have an ant eating a
cranberry in my cranium!
417
00:20:10,478 --> 00:20:14,582
But it's not easy being head
counselor, and Gladys' niece.
418
00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:16,250
That's a lot of pressure.
419
00:20:16,252 --> 00:20:17,251
Tell me about it.
420
00:20:17,253 --> 00:20:19,386
Try having a mom who's an ex-supermodel
421
00:20:19,388 --> 00:20:22,356
and the head of her own
multi-national corporation.
422
00:20:22,358 --> 00:20:23,357
You mean...
423
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:26,093
We have something in common?
424
00:20:26,095 --> 00:20:27,761
(Chuckles) Looks like it.
425
00:20:27,763 --> 00:20:31,398
So, maybe we could be real friends.
426
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,334
(Sighs) I don't know.
427
00:20:33,336 --> 00:20:34,535
What about Xander?
428
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,737
We both like him, and
he still hasn't decided
429
00:20:36,739 --> 00:20:38,038
which one of us he likes better.
430
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,273
Both: He hasn't?
431
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,345
(Roaring)
432
00:20:46,548 --> 00:20:48,315
(Roaring continues)
433
00:20:51,386 --> 00:20:53,187
(Groans)
434
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,456
That was pathetic!
435
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:57,758
You're about as scary as a puppy in a tutu.
436
00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:00,294
Do I really have to do this?
437
00:21:00,296 --> 00:21:03,297
Yes. I'm going to have a
bunch of kids here tomorrow
438
00:21:03,299 --> 00:21:05,599
who are going to pay to see the Kikiwaka.
439
00:21:05,601 --> 00:21:06,767
So?
440
00:21:06,769 --> 00:21:09,470
So, I don't want them to be disappointed.
441
00:21:09,472 --> 00:21:12,206
Either you scare the sunscreen off of them,
442
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:15,209
or I'm gonna tell your
boss that you're a fraud.
443
00:21:15,211 --> 00:21:18,245
No! Please don't, I'll
never get a real job.
444
00:21:18,247 --> 00:21:20,414
All I have is a master's degree in acting.
445
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:22,616
You'd never know it from that performance.
446
00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:27,154
I really thought we were
about to find the Kikiwaka.
447
00:21:27,156 --> 00:21:28,756
Me too.
448
00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:32,826
I guess Mrs. Kipling is still the
only ravenous beast in my life.
449
00:21:32,828 --> 00:21:36,730
You know, Ravi, what you did
in that cave was really brave.
450
00:21:36,732 --> 00:21:40,301
You mean, falling and
eating a mouthful of dirt?
451
00:21:40,303 --> 00:21:43,270
No, I mean picking me up
and carrying me to safety.
452
00:21:43,272 --> 00:21:44,805
(Chuckles) Well...
453
00:21:44,807 --> 00:21:46,840
Carrying me a few inches.
454
00:21:48,843 --> 00:21:50,978
I think I even felt a muscle in your arm.
455
00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:52,346
Really?
456
00:21:52,348 --> 00:21:54,448
It could have been a mosquito bite.
457
00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:56,917
I swell up like a balloon.
458
00:21:56,919 --> 00:21:59,853
Ugh, what is that horrible smell?
459
00:21:59,855 --> 00:22:02,022
(Creature bellowing)
460
00:22:02,024 --> 00:22:03,490
What was that?
461
00:22:03,492 --> 00:22:06,427
Do you think it's Dr. Brody
trying to trick us again?
462
00:22:06,429 --> 00:22:08,829
No, he is back with Zuri!
463
00:22:08,831 --> 00:22:11,332
Turn off your flashlight
and hide behind that bush!
464
00:22:12,634 --> 00:22:15,436
(Footsteps approaching)
465
00:22:16,805 --> 00:22:18,038
(Growling)
466
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,107
(Gasps)
467
00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:25,346
That was the real Kikiwaka!
468
00:22:25,348 --> 00:22:28,349
And it just went into the camp!
469
00:22:28,399 --> 00:22:32,949
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