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Zuri, it's my turn to use the bathroom!
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Zuri: I'm still getting ready!
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Hold your high-maintenance horses!
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Come on, I'm sure you look fine.
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Really? Does this look fine to you?
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Zuri, you know I can't lie about hair!
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Hey, what are you doing with
my diamond encrusted nail file?
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If you didn't want me using it, you
should have put it in a locked box,
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with a sign that says, "Do not touch."
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That's exactly what I did!
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Oh.
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Well, I guess that didn't work.
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Just hurry up.
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It's my bathroom, too.
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You and your giant blackheads
are just gonna have to wait!
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Fine! I'll just get ready out here.
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I'm a CIT now, so I can adapt to anything.
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(Sparking) (Gasps)
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Do you smell smoke?
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(Gasps)
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Thanks a lot!
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At least no one will notice your hair.
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FYI, I'm gonna need another
hour in the bathroom.
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? Here we go
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? We're leaving the
city behind right now
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? Let's gather by the campfire light
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? And sing this song
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Hanging out with someone new
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? Then falling out of a camp canoe
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? What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? Got a s'more in my hair
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? Mosquitos in our underwear
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? Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ? Kikiwaka
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? This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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? But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ?
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Okay, first order of business,
today's sack race has been canceled
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due to a camper finding
a snake in her sack.
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How is Kyleigh by the way?
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Good. The doctor said
she'll probably keep the leg.
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Quiet!
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Ugh! Great.
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Now I can add hearing loss to
my list of camp-related injuries.
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What?
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Item two.
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There has been a rash of rule violations.
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Including a thriving
black market candy ring,
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and the Woodchuck cabin's attempt
to flame-broil their bunks!
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(Megaphone feedback)
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On the bright side, at least my CIT knows
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the proper way to put
out an electrical fire.
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She's my BFFF.
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Best Fire-Fightin' Friend!
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It's obvious I've become a
little too lenient around here.
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So, I've decided to post these.
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The original Camp Kikiwaka rules!
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These were written by our founder,
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the famous fur trader, and summer
camp enthusiast, Jedediah Swearengen.
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And many of them still apply today.
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Except, I hope, for the rule about
leech-based medical treatments.
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Now, you CITs,
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it's your job to issue a citation any
time you see a camper break a rule.
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And any camper that receives three
citations must be punished.
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Remember, rules are the only thing
that hold this place together.
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That and what state inspectors called
a dangerous amount of duct tape!
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Five dollar bribes don't
go as far as they used to.
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Hey, kid, don't lean on that railing!
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(All gasping)
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I guess I should see if she's okay.
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Right after I make sure
our insurance is up to date.
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Finally, something at
this camp I can excel at!
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At school, they called me
Rulebook Ravi. (Chuckles)
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(Chuckles) They also called him Joan of
Narc, Narc Wahlberg, Tattle Royale...
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Okay, I think they get it!
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Sheesh, you can not remember my birthday,
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but you can remember every
insulting nickname I ever had.
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I feel like I'm forgetting one.
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(Gasps) Oh, yeah.
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The Wicked Snitch of the Upper West Side!
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(All laughing)
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You gave me that one!
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And then you told on me! I see your point.
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Xander, check it out!
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Ravi Ross: Citation Boss!
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Freeze,
ne'er-do-well!
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You know "Throw the book at them"
is just an expression, right?
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I am going to prove to Gladys that I
have what it takes to be a counselor,
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even if I do not meet
the height requirement.
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10-4. I'll have the kids make
you a badge in arts and crafts.
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Oh, and maybe some lifts for your shoes.
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Uh, Jorge!
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As your CIT, I must
insist you make your bed.
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I'm just gonna mess it up again.
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It's the circle of filth.
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According to the rules, "All campers
must make their beds in the morning."
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Maybe I did make it, and a raccoon
snuck in and messed it up.
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(Sighs)
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After all, they are nature's troublemakers.
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You also blame the raccoons
for clogging the toilet.
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Well, they are nature's... Enough!
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I am going to need you to cooperate, sir.
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Please, make your bed.
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Oh, come on, lemme slide
on this one, bunk buddy.
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You have given me no
choice but to get tough!
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Ouchies, papercut!
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Ah, Zuri!
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Now you're hogging this mirror too?
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If I wanted to stare at other
people, I'd look out a window.
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You know, you don't have
to check yourself in every
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reflective surface you come across.
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I don't do that.
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Please, I've seen you check your
makeup in a puddle of maple syrup!
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And I was the prettiest
girl at the Pancake Palace!
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Zuri, I order you to
take these pictures down.
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You don't get to be the boss of me
just because you're my big sister.
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You're right.
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I get to be the boss of
you because I'm a CIT.
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You know another way to
say "Counselor In Training"?
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"Not a Counselor!"
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So, CIT ya, wouldn't want to be ya.
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Huh!
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(Clears throat)
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If this is a written apology, I accept.
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No.
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This is a citation for failure
to respect a communal space.
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What are you, some kinda camp cop?
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Oh, back-talking a CIT? Another citation!
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That's two. Say bye-bye to your boy toys.
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(Gasps)
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Oh, you wanna play that game, sister?
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It is on like Blake Shelt-on!
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Huh! Ah! Touching my stuff citation!
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(Gasps)
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Stealing my citation pad citation!
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Write yourself up!
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Ravi: Busted perp coming through!
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Dude, what is the problem?
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You just interrupted a
killer cannonball sesh!
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You did not wait the required 30
minutes after eating before swimming,
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as clearly outlined by rule 41.
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It was a textbook
snack-n-splash!
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Fine.
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Just give me a ticket and lemme
get back to butt-blasting that lake.
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I am sorry.
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Between the unmade bed,
your tardiness to kickball,
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and now this, you are
up to three citations.
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The rules state you must be punished.
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Why are you picking on me, man?
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I thought we were friends.
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Hey, it is not only you I have cited.
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Just because they are safety scissors,
does not mean you can run with them.
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Hoodlums.
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Zuri: Quit it! Emma: No, you quit it!
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(Gasps) Hey!
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My collection of "Corks That
Look Like Country Stars."
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If you broke Corky Chesney, you're
going to be sorry you ever met me.
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I was sorry about that years ago!
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Maybe I should just switch cabins!
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That's the first good idea you've had!
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Let me help you move.
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Good! Because I want to get out of here
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before you burn the
rest of this cabin down!
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What in the wide world of
Woodchucks is going on in here?
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(Both yelling)
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Whoa, ladies.
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Woodchucks never fight.
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Except during mating season.
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Then it's no holds barred.
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(Hissing)
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(Both hissing)
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Why are you two having
such a hard time with this?
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Haven't you lived
together your whole lives?
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Yeah, in a giant penthouse.
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It's so big, my bathroom has a closet.
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With a bathroom in it.
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Lou, you're a real counselor.
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Do you think you could
transfer me to another cabin?
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One with less Emma in it?
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Hey, Woodchucks also
don't abandon each other.
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Unless their burrow floods, then
it's every 'chuck for herself.
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Dr. Lou has a better idea.
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We're gonna settle this the Woodchuck way.
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Does that mean beat
each other with paddles?
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Because I'll crack her open like a pinata!
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No. And remind me to stay
away from you on Cinco de Mayo.
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You're gonna do Canoe Therapy.
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It's my patented conflict
resolution technique.
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I'd rather use my patented
technique of just
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ignoring her for the rest of the summer.
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Ladies, if you can work out
your problems in a tiny canoe,
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then you can work them out
in a slightly less tiny cabin.
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I really am wise beyond my years.
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Can't we solve this the old-fashioned way?
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We give you money, and
you let us do what we want.
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Nice try.
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Now, once you've worked your problems out,
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just give a tug on that rope
and I'll pull you back in.
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Do we have to do this?
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Nope. You can always
settle your differences
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buried neck-deep in a fire ant hill.
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Canoe Therapy it is!
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Have fun!
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Why are a bunch of campers
working in the mess hall?
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Did the rats finally
overpower the kitchen staff?
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No, those campers have each
received three citations
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and are serving their time.
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Although the rats have
overtaken the pantry.
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So do not eat any warm raisins.
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Hello, Xander.
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Thanks, Jorge.
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And fellow bunkmate who
should sleep with one eye open.
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00:11:06,301 --> 00:11:08,936
Uh, might I please have
a bowl for my chili?
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There. Want a knife?
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No. I have a feeling the
chili is dangerous enough.
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00:11:19,014 --> 00:11:21,582
Why are you having Jorge serve the food?
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I saw him blow his nose in his own hair.
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I am merely enforcing Gladys's edict.
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But it's not exactly making
you popular around here.
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I have never been popular.
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In eighth grade, I was voted, "Guy
We Did Not Know Went To Our School."
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But now I am respected. (Chuckles)
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Really?
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Because when those kids in arts and
crafts found out this badge was for you,
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this is what they made.
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Why would they make this?
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Asked and answered.
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Look, man.
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There are some good camp rules,
like never give a bear an enema.
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But can I give you some advice?
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Don't sweat the small stuff.
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But the small stuff leads to bigger stuff.
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If I had not punished Jorge,
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who knows what kind of trouble he
would be getting into right now?
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I have a feeling you're gonna find out.
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(Chuckles) He just left.
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What?
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Jorge has flown the coop!
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And apparently he seasoned
the chili with an old boot.
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(All spitting)
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Hey, keep your hairy legs on
your own side, ya furry freak!
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(Scoffs)
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Well, if someone hadn't hogged the
bathroom then I would've shaved them!
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What are you doing?
250
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,474
I don't want the sun in my eyes.
251
00:12:53,476 --> 00:12:56,144
Well, I don't want the sun in my eyes!
252
00:12:59,348 --> 00:13:00,515
(Gasps)
253
00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:01,682
Hey, watch it!
254
00:13:01,684 --> 00:13:03,584
It was an accident.
255
00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:05,620
Now this is on purpose.
256
00:13:06,555 --> 00:13:07,622
(Gasps)
257
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,558
That is it!
258
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,059
(Imitates pen clicking)
259
00:13:12,061 --> 00:13:14,295
(Giggles) What are you doing?
260
00:13:14,297 --> 00:13:16,597
I'm writing you a citation
for splashing a superior,
261
00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:19,000
but I don't have my pad, so
I'm giving you an imaginary one.
262
00:13:19,002 --> 00:13:20,268
But your shame should be real.
263
00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:23,437
(Imitates crumpling)
264
00:13:25,107 --> 00:13:27,375
Gloop, gloop, gloop, chomp!
265
00:13:29,444 --> 00:13:32,146
Aw, an imaginary fish ate it.
266
00:13:40,088 --> 00:13:42,290
There you are, scofflaw!
267
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:47,395
You almost gave me a heart attack!
268
00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:50,198
I should probably go to the nurse.
269
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,600
Bye! Ravi: Halt!
270
00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:55,670
I doubt you are concerned
with cardiovascular health,
271
00:13:55,672 --> 00:13:57,438
considering at lunch today you drank
272
00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,241
a mac and cheese smoothie
through a licorice straw.
273
00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:03,644
I was carbo-loading.
274
00:14:05,147 --> 00:14:08,649
Speaking of which, I better go unload.
275
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:10,719
Wait.
276
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:15,389
What have you got under your shirt?
277
00:14:15,391 --> 00:14:19,627
Um, the tiny, fuzzy beginnings
of a glorious chest of hair?
278
00:14:21,063 --> 00:14:22,363
Give me that!
279
00:14:22,365 --> 00:14:25,032
Dude, knock it off. Ha! That tickles!
280
00:14:26,602 --> 00:14:28,236
(Gasps)
281
00:14:28,238 --> 00:14:32,273
You stole Jedediah Swearengen's
original camp rules!
282
00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:34,742
Jorge, how could you?
283
00:14:34,744 --> 00:14:37,211
It was actually really simple.
284
00:14:37,213 --> 00:14:39,180
Glass is super easy to break.
285
00:14:43,185 --> 00:14:44,785
Hey, Pinecone Emma!
286
00:14:44,787 --> 00:14:46,821
Hey, Pinecone Lou!
287
00:14:46,823 --> 00:14:51,058
Your Canoe Therapy sure did help me
and Pinecone Zuri solve our problems.
288
00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:53,461
Yeah, you're the best counselor ever!
289
00:14:53,463 --> 00:14:54,729
Pinecone group hug!
290
00:14:56,732 --> 00:14:58,332
Uh, Lou?
291
00:14:59,268 --> 00:15:00,501
What? (Chuckles)
292
00:15:00,503 --> 00:15:02,637
I'm not doing anything!
293
00:15:02,639 --> 00:15:04,572
No, you're weird!
294
00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:06,207
Whatever! (Chuckles)
295
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,708
Hey, have you seen Emma?
296
00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:10,678
The real one, not the pinecone.
297
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,681
Emma and Zuri are actually working
out their problems on the lake.
298
00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:16,751
Oh, Lou's famous Canoe Therapy!
299
00:15:16,753 --> 00:15:17,818
A classic.
300
00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:19,754
Yeah, I'm kind of a genius.
301
00:15:19,756 --> 00:15:23,324
I'm just waiting for them to tug
on that rope so I can pull them in.
302
00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:25,593
Uh, what rope?
303
00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:31,632
Uh-oh.
304
00:15:31,634 --> 00:15:35,503
In my defense, I did say
I'm "kind of" a genius.
305
00:15:40,242 --> 00:15:41,842
(Shivering) I'm freezing.
306
00:15:42,411 --> 00:15:43,811
Quit shivering.
307
00:15:43,813 --> 00:15:46,781
You're shaking the boat, and
I'm trying to do my nails.
308
00:15:48,317 --> 00:15:50,284
You stole my nail file again?
309
00:15:50,286 --> 00:15:53,721
Yes, because the first
time, you took it back.
310
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,523
Now that's on you!
311
00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:56,624
Give that back to me!
312
00:15:56,626 --> 00:15:59,160
No! (Both screaming)
313
00:15:59,162 --> 00:16:02,630
Okay, Lou's stupid Canoe
Therapy isn't working.
314
00:16:02,632 --> 00:16:04,332
I'm just going to have her pull us in.
315
00:16:08,437 --> 00:16:10,771
(Gasps) Oh, no!
316
00:16:10,773 --> 00:16:12,406
I'm at the end of my rope.
317
00:16:12,408 --> 00:16:13,808
So am I.
318
00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:16,243
You're lucky you're still in this boat!
319
00:16:16,245 --> 00:16:18,879
No, I mean we're no
longer tied to the dock!
320
00:16:18,881 --> 00:16:20,881
We're just drifting out
into the middle of the lake!
321
00:16:20,883 --> 00:16:23,517
(Gasps) And Lou took the paddles!
322
00:16:23,519 --> 00:16:25,219
What are we gonna do?
323
00:16:25,221 --> 00:16:27,788
Um, maybe we can use our
hands to paddle back to camp!
324
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,457
Right!
325
00:16:29,459 --> 00:16:31,859
Uh, which way is camp?
326
00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:34,428
Both: Uh-oh.
327
00:16:39,141 --> 00:16:40,901
Come on, Xander, we
gotta save Emma and Zuri.
328
00:16:40,903 --> 00:16:42,870
Yeah, I just wrote Emma a new song,
329
00:16:42,872 --> 00:16:45,639
and it's way too upbeat
to play at her funeral!
330
00:16:45,641 --> 00:16:47,942
Don't worry, I know the
lake's drift patterns,
331
00:16:47,944 --> 00:16:50,811
and it'll take at least three hours
for them to hit the deadly rapids.
332
00:16:50,813 --> 00:16:52,546
How long have they been out there?
333
00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:53,781
Four hours.
334
00:16:54,316 --> 00:16:55,416
Ugh.
335
00:16:56,785 --> 00:17:00,488
Maybe you could put
that song in a minor key.
336
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:03,958
Is it just me, or is the bottom of
this canoe made entirely of duct tape?
337
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,893
No. The pink stuff is bubble gum.
338
00:17:05,895 --> 00:17:07,294
Paddle!
339
00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,732
You are in big trouble, mister.
340
00:17:11,734 --> 00:17:15,569
First you disobey everything I
say, and now you steal the rules?
341
00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:17,872
This is almost as ironic as it is naughty!
342
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:22,243
Okay, okay, I'll sneak it back.
343
00:17:22,245 --> 00:17:24,845
No, you have done quite enough.
344
00:17:24,847 --> 00:17:26,714
I shall go sneak it back.
345
00:17:26,716 --> 00:17:29,216
Maybe we can blame the
broken glass on a clumsy bird.
346
00:17:29,218 --> 00:17:32,820
Or one of your wildly
inaccurate softball throws.
347
00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:37,825
Not the time, I get that.
348
00:17:37,827 --> 00:17:41,829
You stay right here, and we will deal
with your punishment when I return.
349
00:17:41,831 --> 00:17:45,833
Are you sure you can pull this
off without Gladys catching you?
350
00:17:45,835 --> 00:17:48,969
I went through all of middle school
without being noticed by a female,
351
00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:50,471
I think I got this.
352
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,946
Gotcha, thief! (Shrieks)
353
00:18:06,455 --> 00:18:07,721
Why'd you stop?
354
00:18:07,723 --> 00:18:09,757
Because we're paddling a submarine.
355
00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:12,493
Oh, I just thought it was really humid.
356
00:18:12,495 --> 00:18:13,727
We're gonna have to swim for it!
357
00:18:13,729 --> 00:18:14,795
Ah!
358
00:18:15,497 --> 00:18:16,630
(Shivering)
359
00:18:17,299 --> 00:18:18,799
(Gasping)
360
00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:21,001
Hey, my feet are caught
in some fishing line!
361
00:18:21,003 --> 00:18:22,603
Hang on, I'll free you.
362
00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:23,671
(Straining)
363
00:18:25,307 --> 00:18:28,042
Oh, shoot, now I'm stuck too!
364
00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:30,744
This fishing line must be
caught on a submerged log.
365
00:18:30,746 --> 00:18:31,879
What do we do now?
366
00:18:31,881 --> 00:18:33,013
Scream!
367
00:18:33,015 --> 00:18:34,381
Emma!
368
00:18:34,383 --> 00:18:37,585
Zuri! Help!
369
00:18:37,587 --> 00:18:41,989
CIT Ross, you have been caught
with stolen camp property.
370
00:18:41,991 --> 00:18:44,024
Care to explain yourself?
371
00:18:44,026 --> 00:18:45,993
I am so sorry! (Voice breaking)
372
00:18:45,995 --> 00:18:47,628
(Sobbing)
373
00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:49,063
That was no fun.
374
00:18:49,065 --> 00:18:51,532
I didn't even get a chance
to put you in the spider box.
375
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,368
There is a spider box?
376
00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:58,005
Okay, enough!
377
00:18:58,007 --> 00:18:59,540
Stop yelling at him!
378
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,041
I haven't even started yelling!
379
00:19:01,043 --> 00:19:03,878
Whimpering Willie over here
didn't give me a chance.
380
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:07,515
Jorge, what are you doing here?
381
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:10,718
I told you to stay in the cabin, where
you can continue to break the rules
382
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,853
and wind, with reckless abandon!
383
00:19:14,623 --> 00:19:18,425
Gladys, I'm the one who
stole the camp rules.
384
00:19:18,427 --> 00:19:19,493
Not Ravi.
385
00:19:20,695 --> 00:19:22,763
I still do not get why you did it.
386
00:19:22,765 --> 00:19:27,067
Because you and I were cool
before those dumb rules came along!
387
00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:30,838
I thought if I got rid of them,
I would get my friend back.
388
00:19:32,407 --> 00:19:34,775
Finally, I get to yell at someone!
389
00:19:34,777 --> 00:19:36,410
Wait! Come on!
390
00:19:37,712 --> 00:19:40,481
Actually, this was my fault.
391
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:41,882
Xander is right.
392
00:19:41,884 --> 00:19:43,851
I got so caught up in enforcing the rules,
393
00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:47,655
that I forgot that the purpose of
camp is to make friends and have fun.
394
00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:48,956
I'm sorry.
395
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,691
Bros? Bros.
396
00:19:50,693 --> 00:19:51,759
(Chuckles)
397
00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:57,898
That was the dumbest thing
I have ever heard in my life!
398
00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,501
Clearly you have not
heard Jorge fart Reveille.
399
00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:07,975
Emma, you're paddling
in the wrong direction!
400
00:20:07,977 --> 00:20:09,977
You mean away from you? Seems right to me!
401
00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:13,814
(Shrieks) Wait, wait, wait, wait!
402
00:20:14,616 --> 00:20:15,816
Do you hear that?
403
00:20:17,052 --> 00:20:19,119
We're drifting toward the rapids!
404
00:20:19,121 --> 00:20:21,021
Paddle! Rapidly!
405
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:25,459
Lou: Emma! Zuri! Xander: Help!
406
00:20:25,461 --> 00:20:26,894
It's Lou and Xander!
407
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:28,629
They sound like they're in trouble.
408
00:20:28,631 --> 00:20:31,031
We've got to save them before
they drift into the rapids!
409
00:20:33,902 --> 00:20:36,170
What are you doing?
410
00:20:36,172 --> 00:20:38,138
I don't want Xander to
see me with boat hair.
411
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:41,508
Emma!
412
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,444
Zuri!
413
00:20:43,446 --> 00:20:45,679
Handsome lumberjack!
414
00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:49,183
What? You had the first two picks.
415
00:20:50,819 --> 00:20:52,920
Emma: Xander! Lou!
416
00:20:52,922 --> 00:20:55,789
Woodchuck sisters! I knew you'd come!
417
00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:57,691
You took your sweet time about it,
418
00:20:57,693 --> 00:21:00,594
but I guess that's my fault
for taking away your paddles.
419
00:21:02,497 --> 00:21:05,633
Wow, Emma, your hair looks great!
420
00:21:05,635 --> 00:21:06,700
(Clears throat)
421
00:21:09,104 --> 00:21:11,772
We're stuck on some fishing line!
422
00:21:11,774 --> 00:21:13,254
Don't worry, I'll help free you guys!
423
00:21:13,808 --> 00:21:14,875
Somehow.
424
00:21:16,211 --> 00:21:17,332
(Gasps)
425
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:21,815
Here, use the diamond
nail file to cut the line!
426
00:21:21,817 --> 00:21:22,983
Great idea, Zuri!
427
00:21:25,086 --> 00:21:26,687
Hey.
428
00:21:26,689 --> 00:21:27,821
Careful, Emma.
429
00:21:34,095 --> 00:21:36,230
Hey! Hey, she got us free!
430
00:21:36,232 --> 00:21:38,232
You guys saved us!
431
00:21:38,234 --> 00:21:39,967
Let's get back to the canoe.
432
00:21:41,102 --> 00:21:43,137
I'm so glad you guys are safe!
433
00:21:43,139 --> 00:21:46,907
And I see my Canoe Therapy
worked like a charm.
434
00:21:46,909 --> 00:21:49,109
It did? Absolutely.
435
00:21:49,111 --> 00:21:52,513
When it mattered, you worked
together to free me and Xander.
436
00:21:52,515 --> 00:21:55,816
So you and Xander getting
stuck was part of the plan?
437
00:21:57,152 --> 00:21:59,153
Absolutely. Yes.
438
00:22:01,756 --> 00:22:05,659
Well, I guess sometimes we
do make a pretty good team.
439
00:22:05,661 --> 00:22:08,195
Yeah, we do.
440
00:22:08,197 --> 00:22:10,497
I'm sorry for hogging the bathroom.
441
00:22:10,499 --> 00:22:12,199
I'll try to be more considerate.
442
00:22:12,201 --> 00:22:14,568
And I know you're becoming a young woman,
443
00:22:14,570 --> 00:22:16,937
and you need time for
hair, makeup and stuff.
444
00:22:16,939 --> 00:22:20,007
I'll say. Being a woman is a lot of work.
445
00:22:20,009 --> 00:22:21,175
(Giggles)
446
00:22:24,079 --> 00:22:27,748
Aww, this makes me feel all warm inside.
447
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:30,217
Which is good, because I
think I have hypothermia.
448
00:22:33,755 --> 00:22:35,556
Soup's on, boss!
449
00:22:35,558 --> 00:22:39,760
You know, if I have to be
punished, I'm glad it's with you.
450
00:22:39,762 --> 00:22:41,295
Me too, Jorge.
451
00:22:41,297 --> 00:22:45,532
And it kind of feels good just to be a
CIT again, and not a cop on the edge.
452
00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:50,137
Enjoy!
453
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,776
Hey, that's where my sock went.
454
00:22:58,046 --> 00:23:01,582
Trust me, that is the least
disgusting ingredient in there.
455
00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:06,182
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