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(Music playing)
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(Tiffany laughing)
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Stamps, postcards, the last
shreds of my self-respect.
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I'll take two shreds.
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Why are all you CITs selling stuff?
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Gladys is making us.
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Apparently varicose vein
removal is not cheap.
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I like her legs.
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They remind me of a New
York City subway map.
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(Bell rings)
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Candy here!
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Get your delectable, sugary treats!
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And speaking of delectable, notice how
my rump is rocking these bike shorts.
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Your geek is on fleek.
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(Horn blows)
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Campers! Big announcement,
so stop what you're doing!
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Ow!
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Last night I was stood up for a date.
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How can a pint of ice cream and a
George Clooney movie stand you up?
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It was Serge, the candy delivery man.
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Sheesh, you post bail for a guy,
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and he doesn't even take you to dinner?
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Been there, done that!
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Since Serge is not
returning my calls, texts,
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or banging on his front door,
I have decided to punish him
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by no longer ordering candy for the camp!
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(All protesting) Whoa, whoa!
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Why do we all have to suffer just because
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you're hideous and no
one wants to date you?
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Let me rephrase that.
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Too late, you're going in the hole!
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Don't worry, it's more
comfortable than the bunks.
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And since candy reminds me of
Serge, it is now banned from camp!
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So, enjoy what's left in Candy Boy's
cart, 'cause that's the last of it.
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Okay, people.
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Uh, one at a time, please.
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Oh, perhaps a single file.
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Get him!
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Ravi: Stop!
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You are pulling my taffy!
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(Opening song playing)
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? Here we go
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? We're leaving the
city Behind right now
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? Let's gather by The campfire light
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? And sing this song
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? Kikiwaka
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? Hanging out
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? With someone new Then fallin' out
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? Of a camp canoe
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? What's that smell?
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? It's on your shoe
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? Kikiwaka
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? Got a s'more In my hair
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? Mosquitoes in our underwear
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? Shower's broke But we don't care
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? Kikiwaka
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? This is our home away from
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? Home away from
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? Home away from home
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(Growl) ? but watch your back
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? A bear just ate my phone
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? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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? Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ?
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(Sighs) Will Xander ever ask me out?
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Ugh, this stupid eight-ball
isn't magic at all.
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Hi, sister from another mister!
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Hi, Lou.
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Hey, Woodchucks never frown.
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No, seriously, it's impossible.
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Their massive incisors
prevent mouth inversion.
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I'm totes bummed about Xander.
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It's been a week and he
still hasn't asked me out.
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I thought he liked me.
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Aw, Emma, look, boys are like hotdogs.
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Delicious, but wondering about
what's inside will make you puke.
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You're right. I'm going
to stop obsessing over him.
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I don't care if I ever see Xander again.
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Hey, Woodchucks!
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(Gasps) Hey, Xander! (Laughs)
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Uh, that kind of sounded like you care.
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Emma, I wrote a song I want you to hear.
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Great, let's do this!
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(Beatboxes)
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Thanks, but I got it.
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Oh, right.
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A solo sitch. Hit it!
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(Guitar playing)
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? There's a song stuck in my head
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? But all the words Just go unsaid
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? So here I am with all my courage
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? To say something without turning red
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? You make me feel like smiling
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? I dream of you all the time
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? I hope the stars are shining
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? On your reply
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh
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? Please, Emma, will you Go on a date
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh
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? I'm hoping you won't make me wait
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? Ooh, ooh, ooh
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? Please, Emma, will you Go on a date
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? With me ?
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Emma, if you don't say yes, I will.
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I'd love to go out with you, Xander.
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Yay! You two go together
like peanut butter and eggs.
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What? It's delicious.
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Are you done yet?
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Yup.
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I've been working on this for two
solid weeks and I am finally done.
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Jorge: I smell candy!
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Oops, looks like you broke your horsey.
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(Screams)
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She's weird.
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Anyhoo, I'll give you fifty bucks for
the last bite of your candy bar.
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Whoa!
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You're willing to give
me 50 bucks for a bite?
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And any of my bodily organs.
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That gives me an idea.
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But please don't take my tonsils!
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I need those to pee.
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Or breathe.
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I don't really pay attention in science.
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My point is, if you're willing
to pay me 50 bucks for a bite,
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do you have any idea what the
campers would pay for a whole bar?
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No. I don't pay attention in math, either.
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Thank you for the ice, Miss Gladys.
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I can endure these bruises, but what
those barbarians did to my taffy
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will haunt me forever.
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That'll be ten bucks.
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These varicose veins are killin' me.
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I'm really nervous about tonight with Emma.
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Don't be.
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I'm sure this time it won't be as messy
as it was with your last girlfriend.
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Ugh, I hope not.
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That was gruesome.
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I'm glad Amanda is gone forever.
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Lou: Me, too.
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You did everyone a favor
by getting rid of her.
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(Makes buzzer noise)
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Look, boss!
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I sold two whole cases of candy.
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Hey! You're a dollar short.
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You trying to rip me off?
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No, no! I swear!
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Oh, look.
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This dollar somehow got stuck in my pocket.
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(Sighs) They moved the archery range.
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You would think that would
merit an announcement.
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Hey, Tiff.
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You know what would make you feel better?
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Buying some candy.
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You're selling candy out of our cabin?
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But it's been banned.
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Exactly!
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That's why I can charge ten bucks
for a single chocolate chip.
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Well, I am not going to get in
trouble for your criminal enterprise.
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I'm telling.
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(Yells) Gladys!
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No, no, no, please don't tell!
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Yeah, we'll give you all
the free candy you want!
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Whoa, slow your roll.
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Maybe we can talk discount.
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My mom's never even let me try candy.
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(Yells) Gladys!
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Look at all the colors!
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Everything is so much more alive!
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We've got ourselves a new customer.
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What's so important I had
to pause George Clooney?
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Oh! I just wanted to tell you that...
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Serge lost a heck of a
woman when he stood you up.
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Oh, thank you. (Giggles)
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I've always liked you,
whatever your name is.
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Thanks for not ratting us out, Tiffany.
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You're welcome.
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And I can't wait to knock
Emma off her feet with this.
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Oh, man, she won't know what hit her!
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Then, before Emma has the
chance to catch her breath,
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I'm going to whip out my trusty axe...
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(Mouthing)
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...and get to shredding.
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(Mouthing)
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OMG, Emma is going to die!
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(Mouthing)
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(Lou and Xander laughing)
(Ravi sighing) Oh!
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(Thud)
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We should really cut back
that poison ivy. Yeah.
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Poison ivy?
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Campers, I've heard a
lot of you are upset
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about your lack of candy.
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Well, I'm upset about
my lack of man candy.
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So, none of us are gettin' any sugar.
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That's life, deal with it.
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Hey, looking to score?
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I've got candy.
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Hey, Zuri.
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(Imitating Al Pacino) "Say
hello to my little friend!"
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He just paid me 20 bucks for a Scooter bar!
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What's with the suit?
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What part of "inconspicuous"
don't you understand?
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All of it. I have no
idea what that word means!
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Emma, I have something
important to tell you!
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(Laughs) You've decided
to go to clown camp?
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No!
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Xander asked you out so he could kill you,
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like he did his previous
girlfriend, Amanda!
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That's ridiculous!
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Xander is the nicest guy in the world.
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He wouldn't hurt a fly.
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I will have you know he has slaughtered
many, many flies in our cabin!
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With those dreamy eyes, he could run a
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puppy mill, and I'd still go out with him.
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I am telling you, tonight, Xander
is planning on killing you!
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You're going to make a great
clown, because that was hilarious.
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Plus, you can fit in the little car.
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It's good to be in business...
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Both: When business is good!
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Hey, guys, how are you? Good.
So am I. Candy is amazing.
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I just memorized all
of Shakespeare's plays,
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and now, I'm going to read War and Peace.
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Those Russians are wacky!
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Wow.
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You've read more today than
I've read in my entire life.
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I'm still trying to finish
The Cat in the... Something.
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I couldn't get through the title.
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And this is my business partner?
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I need more candy.
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Give me some or I'll squeeze
the nougat out of you!
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Ah, okay, okay!
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(Maniacal laugh)
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I think we should cut her off.
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Her eyes are vibrating!
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Murderer!
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The turkey was already dead.
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Where is Emma?
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She went to The Spot with Xander.
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You mean she is already gone?
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Oh, she's long gone.
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Just like this turkey leg's gonna be.
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How much farther?
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It's hard for me to hike in gator shoes.
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Or any shoes.
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I need candy.
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I need candy.
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I need candy!
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We all need candy, because you ate
our entire supply before lunch!
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And you still haven't paid us!
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(Trembling) Please, I'm good for it!
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Just give me some to
get me through the night.
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I feel like ants are crawling all over me.
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That's because they are.
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(Gasps) Ew, ew! Get it off of me!
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Tiffany: (Repeatedly) Ew!
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How do these candy
shipments come in, anyway?
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Wait for it.
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(Helicopter hovering)
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Unhook the cable!
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(Gasps) Yay! Candy!
259
00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:20,234
(Straining)
260
00:13:22,171 --> 00:13:23,671
Mmm!
261
00:13:23,673 --> 00:13:26,507
(Groans) This candy tastes awful!
262
00:13:27,309 --> 00:13:29,143
That's not candy.
263
00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:30,344
That's a video game.
264
00:13:30,346 --> 00:13:32,146
And if you bite it, you bought it.
265
00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:38,586
Zuri, I never agreed that we
should start selling video games.
266
00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:41,322
That's because I didn't ask you.
267
00:13:41,324 --> 00:13:42,318
I'm the brains.
268
00:13:42,349 --> 00:13:46,057
You're just the muscle,
and not much of that.
269
00:13:50,999 --> 00:13:53,134
I hope you like everything.
270
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:56,237
I picked this spot specially,
because no one will be around.
271
00:13:56,239 --> 00:13:57,305
Oh, great!
272
00:14:00,309 --> 00:14:01,409
Well, this is comfy.
273
00:14:01,411 --> 00:14:02,577
It should be.
274
00:14:02,579 --> 00:14:05,112
I spent an hour removing all the rocks.
275
00:14:05,114 --> 00:14:07,048
And one very angry gopher.
276
00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:10,718
Xander, you are so thoughtful.
277
00:14:13,121 --> 00:14:17,024
You would not believe the crazy
stuff Ravi said about you.
278
00:14:17,026 --> 00:14:18,092
(Laughing)
279
00:14:18,094 --> 00:14:19,293
What did he say about me?
280
00:14:22,331 --> 00:14:24,565
(Nervously) Not... not you...
281
00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:28,035
You... Eunice, the, the laundry lady.
282
00:14:29,037 --> 00:14:34,141
She's been, uh, stealing socks
to create a puppet army.
283
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:36,577
I've heard that, too!
284
00:14:37,179 --> 00:14:38,312
You have?
285
00:14:50,592 --> 00:14:53,227
Jorge, what are you doing in here?
286
00:14:53,229 --> 00:14:55,162
I'm concerned about you.
287
00:14:55,164 --> 00:14:56,530
We all are.
288
00:14:58,901 --> 00:15:00,234
(Trembling) What do you mean?
289
00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:02,103
I'm fine.
290
00:15:02,105 --> 00:15:04,205
Totally fine.
291
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,107
You're the ones with a problem!
292
00:15:07,643 --> 00:15:08,776
Oh, yeah?
293
00:15:08,778 --> 00:15:10,411
Then where's your violin?
294
00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:11,512
I traded it
295
00:15:12,714 --> 00:15:14,782
for a ChocoChunk.
296
00:15:15,117 --> 00:15:16,550
Okay!
297
00:15:16,552 --> 00:15:19,186
I have a problem! I admit it.
298
00:15:19,188 --> 00:15:22,189
And I can't bear them to see me like this.
299
00:15:22,191 --> 00:15:24,859
(Gasps) Especially my bear! (Sobs)
300
00:15:26,728 --> 00:15:28,829
Welcome to rock bottom, sister.
301
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,866
Candy has ruined your life.
302
00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:33,668
What do you think you're doing?
303
00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:37,405
Uh, nothing!
304
00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:39,140
Jorge: Uh, nothing at all!
305
00:15:39,142 --> 00:15:41,242
Just trying to help a friend.
306
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,611
By badmouthing my product?
307
00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:46,113
Come on, Zuri, look at her.
308
00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:49,350
Tiffany's turned into
a candy-crazed zombie!
309
00:15:49,352 --> 00:15:51,252
Tiffany is fine.
310
00:15:54,222 --> 00:15:55,723
This wrapper lied!
311
00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:57,491
There's no honey in this soap!
312
00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:00,861
I'm worried about her.
313
00:16:00,863 --> 00:16:03,164
You didn't seem worried
when I was stuffing cash
314
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:06,467
into those ridiculous polyester pockets!
315
00:16:06,469 --> 00:16:08,302
Well, I'm worried now.
316
00:16:08,304 --> 00:16:10,905
She's gone nuts, and so have you!
317
00:16:10,907 --> 00:16:13,174
Call me "nuts" again.
318
00:16:13,442 --> 00:16:14,675
I dare you.
319
00:16:14,677 --> 00:16:16,744
Come at the king, you best not miss.
320
00:16:18,647 --> 00:16:20,715
That's it, I quit.
321
00:16:20,717 --> 00:16:24,652
You do, and you'll never taste
anything sweet in this camp again.
322
00:16:24,654 --> 00:16:26,620
Not even caramel corn?
323
00:16:26,622 --> 00:16:29,690
Because that's really
more corn than caramel.
324
00:16:31,259 --> 00:16:33,260
Nothing.
325
00:16:33,262 --> 00:16:35,229
Then that's how it has to be.
326
00:16:35,231 --> 00:16:38,199
I'm bringing back every penny
of that filthy candy money.
327
00:16:40,335 --> 00:16:42,570
Minus what I paid for
this sick, white suit.
328
00:16:47,943 --> 00:16:50,411
(Howling in the distance)
329
00:16:53,215 --> 00:16:57,284
Uh, Xander, why are you
sharpening that axe?
330
00:16:57,286 --> 00:16:59,553
It won't cut through
anything if it's not sharp.
331
00:16:59,555 --> 00:17:04,291
Otherwise I'll just be hacking and
hacking, and hacking and hacking...
332
00:17:04,293 --> 00:17:05,359
I get it!
333
00:17:07,763 --> 00:17:08,829
All righty.
334
00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:11,232
Check this out!
335
00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:16,270
Uh...
336
00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:17,905
why is there a hole there?
337
00:17:17,907 --> 00:17:20,841
Oh, I dug it earlier, for you.
338
00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:22,444
That's how we're going to end the night.
339
00:17:25,614 --> 00:17:30,384
Let's see. Backup axe, trash bags...
340
00:17:30,386 --> 00:17:31,552
This is gonna get messy.
341
00:17:33,255 --> 00:17:35,456
Gee, it's getting pretty cold.
342
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,925
I think I'll go back to
the camp and get a blanket.
343
00:17:37,927 --> 00:17:39,360
And the police.
344
00:17:39,362 --> 00:17:40,136
Oh, no.
345
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:43,230
Now that you're here,
I'm not letting you leave.
346
00:17:43,232 --> 00:17:44,265
You're not?
347
00:17:44,267 --> 00:17:45,399
No way.
348
00:17:45,401 --> 00:17:48,402
I've been thinking about this moment
since the day I laid eyes on you.
349
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,704
You have?
350
00:17:50,706 --> 00:17:53,427
When I first saw you, I just wondered
how many push-ups you could do.
351
00:17:54,242 --> 00:17:55,476
A hundred.
352
00:17:55,478 --> 00:17:57,278
I've got a lot of upper body strength.
353
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,747
Well, time to get to choppin'.
354
00:18:03,985 --> 00:18:05,753
(Grunts)
355
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:07,822
(Strained) Was there a mosquito on me?
356
00:18:07,824 --> 00:18:09,390
Because I think you got him.
357
00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:15,763
Freeze, camper! Identify yourself.
358
00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:18,899
Uh, it is I, Ravi.
359
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:21,769
Nice try.
360
00:18:21,771 --> 00:18:25,339
I have no idea who Ravi is,
but I know you're not him.
361
00:18:29,611 --> 00:18:31,645
Where'd you get all this money?
362
00:18:31,647 --> 00:18:34,348
Uh, my bar mitzvah?
363
00:18:35,884 --> 00:18:38,419
Start talking, Not Ravi.
364
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:39,987
Okay, okay!
365
00:18:39,989 --> 00:18:42,432
The truth is, I've been running a candy
366
00:18:42,463 --> 00:18:45,059
smuggling ring, selling candy to campers.
367
00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:46,760
You have?
368
00:18:46,762 --> 00:18:48,929
Well, considering you're
using a mattress as a wallet,
369
00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:52,433
you're obviously not the
brains of the organization.
370
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,534
Who are you working with?
371
00:18:54,402 --> 00:18:55,469
Jorge: Uh...
372
00:18:56,471 --> 00:18:57,638
No one.
373
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,039
It's just me!
374
00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:00,908
I'm a lone wolf!
375
00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:02,443
(Howls)
376
00:19:03,879 --> 00:19:05,880
You are in big trouble, mister.
377
00:19:05,882 --> 00:19:08,883
I'm confiscating this mattress as evidence.
378
00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:12,486
I'll think up the rest of your
punishment tonight, at the dollar slots.
379
00:19:17,392 --> 00:19:18,859
Jorge...
380
00:19:18,861 --> 00:19:20,528
I saw what you just did.
381
00:19:21,496 --> 00:19:23,531
Why didn't you turn me in?
382
00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:27,968
Because you're my friend, and
friends don't rat each other out.
383
00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:32,706
Plus, you know where I sleep.
384
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:37,411
That's really cool, especially
after the lousy way I treated you.
385
00:19:38,513 --> 00:19:39,680
Thank you, Jorge.
386
00:19:40,515 --> 00:19:41,515
You're welcome.
387
00:19:41,517 --> 00:19:44,718
But we still need to fix Tiffany.
388
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:47,988
There's gotta be some sap in this tree!
389
00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:51,425
(Trembling) Sweet, sweet sap.
390
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,427
Mmm!
391
00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:59,099
How dare you try to hurt me!
392
00:19:59,101 --> 00:20:02,369
Says the girl who's
beating me with a branch?
393
00:20:02,804 --> 00:20:03,938
Ravi was right!
394
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,806
You were going to chop me up with an axe,
395
00:20:05,808 --> 00:20:08,642
put me in a garbage bag,
and bury me in that hole!
396
00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:10,778
Ow!
397
00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:12,379
What?
398
00:20:12,381 --> 00:20:13,914
No!
399
00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:15,950
I was going to chop up
wood and build a bonfire
400
00:20:15,952 --> 00:20:19,153
in the hole I dug to make you s'mores.
401
00:20:19,155 --> 00:20:22,823
But Ravi overheard you talking
about shredding with your axe.
402
00:20:22,825 --> 00:20:26,060
Which is what musicians call a guitar.
403
00:20:26,062 --> 00:20:28,929
And when you play it,
that's called shredding.
404
00:20:29,664 --> 00:20:31,031
Oh!
405
00:20:34,769 --> 00:20:38,973
So, then, I'm assuming
your ex, Amanda, isn't dead?
406
00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:40,474
No!
407
00:20:40,476 --> 00:20:44,178
She just got mad when I broke up with
her, so this year she's at theater camp,
408
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:47,481
acting like I don't exist.
409
00:20:47,483 --> 00:20:50,417
Well, this is the most
embarrassing moment of my life,
410
00:20:50,419 --> 00:20:53,587
and once, at Fashion Week, I
had to sit in the second row.
411
00:20:55,490 --> 00:20:56,824
Can you ever forgive me?
412
00:20:57,692 --> 00:20:59,793
Of course.
413
00:20:59,795 --> 00:21:02,696
And I'm really sorry I let
Ravi almost ruin our date.
414
00:21:02,698 --> 00:21:05,165
Emma, I will save you!
415
00:21:07,902 --> 00:21:09,536
I spoke too soon.
416
00:21:09,538 --> 00:21:12,473
Hey, look, a body wound
up in that hole after all.
417
00:21:13,174 --> 00:21:14,541
Ravi! Stop!
418
00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:16,210
They're just on a date... Oh!
419
00:21:20,649 --> 00:21:21,715
Lou: I'm okay!
420
00:21:21,717 --> 00:21:22,916
Ravi broke my fall.
421
00:21:23,752 --> 00:21:25,152
Ravi: And Lou broke my rib.
422
00:21:27,088 --> 00:21:29,590
You know what I'm really happy about? What?
423
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:32,512
That when I was beating you with that
tree branch, I didn't hit your face.
424
00:21:33,561 --> 00:21:35,663
Yeah, I'm kind of happy about that, too.
425
00:21:36,531 --> 00:21:38,932
Um, excuse me, you two.
426
00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:40,801
I just want to apologize again
427
00:21:40,803 --> 00:21:44,038
for letting my imagination
run wild and ruin your date.
428
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,639
No problem, bro.
429
00:21:45,641 --> 00:21:47,508
We had fun anyway.
430
00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:49,990
Except for the part where we had
to carry you to the infirmary.
431
00:21:50,512 --> 00:21:54,081
I am so happy you have forgiven me.
432
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:58,752
I promise, from now on, I will not
interfere with your romantic pursuits.
433
00:22:00,155 --> 00:22:02,556
And I am doing it again.
434
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:07,628
Ooh, are we making s'mores?
435
00:22:10,832 --> 00:22:14,635
Tiffany, are you sure
you don't want some candy?
436
00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:18,872
I can't believe my mom's never
let me play a video game before!
437
00:22:18,874 --> 00:22:20,741
This is amazing!
438
00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:23,210
Problem solved.
439
00:22:24,612 --> 00:22:26,547
Hey, Tiffany, can I have a turn?
440
00:22:26,549 --> 00:22:29,083
(In demonic voice) Hands off my game!
441
00:22:31,252 --> 00:22:33,687
I think we have a new problem.
442
00:22:33,737 --> 00:22:38,287
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