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*ADVENTURE TIME* Season 07 Episode 07 Title: "Everything Stays"

*ADVENTURE TIME* Sync corrections by srjanapala

Marceline, nOoooo!

Don't let anyone read my diaries!

Burn them, Finn! They're embarrassi...

And then he said, "fine."

That's the story of how I met your dad.

Can I play now?

No, Marceline, sweetie.

It's nap time.

But I don't want to sleep.

My dreams are weird.

All dreams are weird.

But, mom, my dreams we-e-e-ird.

Honey, something weird might just be something familiar

viewed from a different angle.

And that's not scary, right?

♪ Let's go in the garden ♪

♪ You'll find something waiting ♪

- ♪ Right there where you left it ♪ - ♪ Right there where you left it ♪

- ♪ Flying upside down ♪ - ♪ Flying upside down ♪

- ♪ When you finally find it ♪ - ♪ When you finally find it ♪

- ♪ You'll see how it's faded ♪ - ♪ You'll see how it's faded ♪

- ♪ The underside is lighter ♪ - ♪ The underside is lighter ♪

- ♪ When you turn it around ♪ - ♪ When you turn it around ♪

♪ Everything stays right where you left it ♪

Hello, Marci.

I don't know if you'll ever hear this message.

I fear my thoughts are no longer my own.

Just watch over me

until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain

and regain my sanity.

And then maybe, Betty, my princess...

Maybe you will love me again.

Please love me again, Betty!

Okay, bye.

Hey, Simon.

I, uh, finished packing your gear.

So, can I have my tape now?

What? No.

This is private, silly.

There you go. Snug as a bug.

Seriously, Simon. Please don't go.

I-I have to protect you.

How can you protect me if you're not even here?

I'll arrange for someone to come take care of you.

I'll make sure he doesn't leave.

Please, Simon, I could help you with this.

Yeah. Maybe one day you will.

But until then, you have to stay brave, my fearless Marceline.

Ouch!

You see? I have to go now.

Goodbye, Marci.

Wait! No! Wait!

Ohh!

Simon!

Simon!

Gah, ew.

Okay, I know you're here.

Peek-a-pop!

The fool!

You found me, Marceline!

Now you're it.

We're not playing, fool.

You're an evil, blood-sucking fiend.

I'm trying to kill you.

Hey, you want to see something funny?

I look like a butt.

Pbht!

Ohh!

Huh?

Oh. Cool.

Sweet music to my ears.

Come on, little bun.

Just turn around.

Ugh, stupid animal.

Wha?!

Oh! I'm sorry!

All right, hold still.

There you go.

See? It's okay.

No, kid!

You don't have to be afraid of me!

I'm a really good... Person.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,

guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!

- Huh? - Huh? - Huh?- Huh?

There's... Ohh, hoo... A vampire!

- No! - No! - No! - No!

Yes way. I saw it real close.

It looked like a girl, but it had fangs like...

Everybody, ready your weapons.

Don't worry. We'll be ready for it.

Ohh!

Hey.

No, no, I-it's cool. I'm on your side.

Go away, vampire.

I'm in the sunlight. I'm not a flipping vampire!

Mm? Mm?

What's that?

Oh, you want old two bread Tom to play the song.

Please do not play the song.

No, the child is right.

As humans, it's our duty to tell the tales,

to sing the songs.

Art must survive.

♪ Streaks on the China ♪

♪ Never mattered before ♪

♪ Who cares? ♪

♪ When you drop-kicked your jacket ♪

♪ As you came through the door ♪

♪ No one glared ♪

- But sometimes things get turned around ♪ - But sometimes things get turned around ♪

- ♪ And no one's spared ♪ - ♪ And no one's spared ♪

♪ All hands, look out below ♪

♪ There's a change in the status quo-o-o ♪

♪ Gonna need all the help that we can get ♪

♪ You want me to play more? ♪

♪ Yes, please. ♪

The consensus is that your cover's better.

♪ According to our new arrival ♪

♪ Life is more than mere survival ♪

♪ And we just might live the good life yet ♪

Hmm?

Oh, man, schwabl,

I sure hope there ain't a little vampire kid

sneaking up behind me.

Vampire attack!

Oh, no!

Ugh! I'm dead.

This is serious, Marceline.

What if I was a vampire?

You need an animal hat.

Looks like the project's coming along, huh?

Waaaah!

- Hey, Marceline! - Marceline!

Two Bread Tom, how's it going, man?

Oh, so good. I had a hoagie for lunch.

And even better, the ship's repairs are almost done.

We should be ready to sail in another day or two.

Oh, that's really great.

But listen, I've cleared out

almost all the vampires that are left.

In another week or two, you won't even have to leave.

Yeah, Marceline!

Oh, Marci, you're such a sweet weird kid.

But it's not just the vampires or the oozers

or them hungry-looking rainbows.

The latest atmospheric readings are going bananas.

Something big is coming.

And it's gonna change all of this.

No, we'd do best to clear out of this continent altogether.

Hey, you should come, too.

After all, you're one of us.

They're here! They're here!

Aah! He's biting my hat!

Get to the boat!

Oh, geez. Oh, geez.

That's not schwabl, man.

Well, you got me.

What gave it away? The boots?

Aah!

Marceline!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hi, there, hierophant!

Why can't you just let us eat humans?

You're, like, messing up the natural order.

This is our time.

It's my time.

And once I stake and gank your shape-shifting power,

Ah ho! I'll be unstoppable.

Ha!

What?!

I picked up self-healing power last month,

off some vamp with a head like a garden trowel.

So, you've slain sister moon.

Look at you.

You're just a hapa demon punk,

blind to the price you must pay for such powers.

Blah! I don't care!

Fine.

Ah! Show yourself!

Okay.

Wah-wah.

Ka-ching!

Oh, geez.

Hey, Marceline, let me "ax" you something.

You get it?

You have to leave, Tom.

Oh, I didn't think it was that bad.

You have to leave now!

Aah.

He's here.

He's the worst of them all... The vampire king.

What?

Marceline, you're not dead! Whoo!

P.B.'S cure. It must have worked!

No soy vampire.

Also, untie me, please.

I'm not a murderer!

Okay, but wait, if she's not a vampire,

then what's been draining our cows?

Aah!

Finn?

Finn?

Geez.

I hope Finn didn't get blood-sucked

after I stress-fainted.

Who the heck is this?

This party's so crazy!

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