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(Samantha reading)
You can learn everything you
need to know about ovulation,

time, and fertile dates and all
the scientific stuff, but when
it comes right down to it, good

old fashioned love making is the
way that most babies are made.

Could we...?

Babe? Babe!
- Yeah? Huh?

You did it again. You fell
asleep.

I'm sorry.

I don't want to keep you up.

It used to be so easy.

John?

Honey.
(sighs)

John.

Goodmorning.
(John sighs)
- Goodmorning.

Hey, when I get home I wanna
have that baby talk again.

What?

Honey, we've been through this,
okay?
- I know.

And it's really important to me,
okay? Kids were always part of
our plan.

I know. I know,
I know.

Sunday is our
anniversary.

We should take
advantage of that.

Okay.
- Okay. I gotta go.

Are you sure?
- Yeah, okay.
Love you.

Love you always.

Hello, sweetheart.
Happy early
anniversary!

Hi, Mom! You sound great.
How's dad?

He's fine. You and John
excited about this weekend?

We are...

When your father and I were
younger, we didn't have much
money so he made me breakfast

in bed every morning for a week
right up until the main event.

That's what John did this
morning. He made me pancakes
and with maple syrup.

He's so sweet.

So are we going to be
grandparents anytime soon?

We are. We're talking about it
again, Mom.

(laughing)
Oh, honey! Talking
doesn't make babies.

Yes, I-I do know that, Mom.
I know how babies are made.

It's gonna happen sooner
or later.

Hey, Mom, I-I gotta go.
I gotta watch the road.

(Over the phone)
Okay, honey. I'll call you over
the weekend. Be safe.

Okay, I will. Thanks. Love you.
- Love you, too.

(bus honking)

Have all these set by air
time. That'll be great.
- Thanks.

Oh, how do you maintain that
feverish exhilaration?

Isn't it obvious?
I'm pregnant.
- Oh. Are you?

I'm so excited about my baby
shower next week. Thank you so
much for hosting this for me.

It's going to be incredibly
beautiful. I promise.
- Can't wait.

So, what do you got?
- Here's some themes for today's
show. Are you okay

with these?

Yeah, they look fine.

Well, then. Let's go save
the world. One couple
at a time.

Okay.

(knocking)
Goodmorning, Sam.
Got a minute?

(Sam)
Sure.

Ah, I love this one.

What can I do for you, Dave?

Are you planning on having
children in the near future?

I know there's a lot of young
mothers out there that could
really use your help.

From first hand experience,
of course.

Many of our callers are
parenting couples.

Yeah. Well, the more the better.

It's a huge market share.
I just got out of a meeting with
our advertising department

and the show's ratings are
holding steady in that market
but...

We're adding markets steadily.
Your point?

There's always room for
improvement. It's all about
the revenue.

Is it?
- Yeah.

Are we done?

Sure. Maybe now's a bad time.
Okay, think about what I said,
and we'll talk about it

another day.

Ciao!

Hi, Jenna. How are you?

Can I help you?

Yeah. I'm here to see Samantha.

And you are?

John. Her husband.
- Oh. Taht's right. You're the
actor.

I'll let her know you're here.

Okay. Great.

Mrs. Grey, there's a man here to
see you.

I'll tell him.

She's on her way.

Hey!
- Hey! Oh, what a surprise!

Hi.
- Everything alright?

Yeah. Yeah, no. I thought I'd
just stop by. See if you wanted
to go to an early lunch.

Oh, honey. I can't. We are
preparing for airtime.
I'm sorry.

Right. It's fine. I should've
called.

Um.
- What?
- I'm excited for tonight.

We'll have our talk over dinner.

Yep. Yeah.
As promised.

Okay. You sure everything's
all right?

Yeah, I'm good. Okay.
- Okay.

Okay.
- Okay.
- All right.

Oh, hey, John. Will you
pick up y dry cleaning on your
way home?

Yeah, sure. I got nothing
else to do.
(Jenna laughs)

Good to see you again.

(John grunts)

Yeah, can I talk to Vince?

Yeah. Yeah, it's John Grey.
U-huh.

Hi, can I have a black coffee?

(to the phone)
Yeah, well, listen. I've been
leaving him messages for weeks.

I want the ice on top.

Yeah. You know what? Tell him
his silence is deafening! Okay?

Yeah.

You're gonna take a message?
You know what? No. Don't take
a message.

(to cashier)
Here, just keep it.

I'm coming down there.
All right? Yeah. I'll see you
in a minute.

(to cashier)
Thank you.

Okay, so what about the web
series thing?

Oh, the producers loved you on
that show.

Well, good. That's great.

But not for that show.

What are you talking about. You
just said that they loved me.

They do, John. They just thought
you were incapable of dumbing
down the character.

Vince, I'm an actor, okay?
I take what's on the page.
I bring it to life.

That's my job.
- Look, I don't make the
decisions, John.

That's just what they said.

I need to work!
All right? I...

All right, look, man. I'll
make some calls and I'll find
you something, okay?

Yeah. You said that six
months ago.

Everybody goes through this,
John. You know it's a tough
business, man.

Yeah. Take care.

Welcome back. We still have our
last caller on the line but we
are running out of time,

So, in closing-
(Over the radio)
- May I?

It's cliche but I'm not getting
any younger. The reason you have
children is so they can take

care of you when you're elderly.
It's like breeding your
own caregiver.

That seems like a selfish reason
to have a child.

(Over the radio)
I'm just planning ahead.

(Over the radio)
Unfortunately, we are out of
time today.

I'd like to thank all of our
callers and listeners.

Join us tomorrow as we talk
about couples in their
thirties and fourties

having babies. And every
father's responsibility.

I'm Dr. Sam addressing what
most affects your life with
straight talk and answers.

Until next time. Have a cozy
weekend.

(sighs)

Breeding your own caregiver?
Who let that last caller though?

She sounded sane when I was
vetting her.

(sighs)
Okay.

(car beeps)

Go, Philostrate, Stir up the
Athenian youth to merriments;

Awake the pert and nimble
spirit of mirth;

Turn melancholy forth to
funerals;

The pale companion is
not for our pomp.

Yes.

(clapping)

Thank you.
- Well done. Brilliant!

Thank you. I gotta say it feels
amazing being here. Thank
you, again.

You know, for letting me sit in.
- Oh, John. Anytime.
This is your home, too.

All right. I'll see you in
there.

(sighs)

Any special plans for your
anniversary?
- Oh, I'm hoping we don't

leave the house. I'm ovulating.
- Baby plans! I didn't know.

It's been in the cards a
long time.
- Good afternoon, ladies.

Interesting show this afternoon.

Here are your reports.
- Thank you.
- Excuse me.

I'm so happy for you both.
- Thank you.
- Can't wait to hear about

the details.
(Sam laughs)

Nice hand. Nice hand.

Dude, you don't look
so good.

Thank you. I slept on the couch
last night.

Something new?
- Uh, It's a little dance we do.

You know. I snore. She nudges,
she can't sleep. So, I go on the
couch.

Oh, gosh. She wants to have the
baby talk again tonight.

You've reached the having a
baby crisis! Don't worry.
That's just the natural

progression.
- Woah. Where's that written?

No, no no. Pushing the issue is
the unnatural progression

Let's be honest. My career. It's
in the tank right now.

I'm not ready to have this
talk again.

It's hard watching my married
friends lose their manhood one
by one.

Case in point - we go from the
living room to the kitchen and
now we play cards

in your garage.
- Hey, I like my garage. And
it's attached so relax.

How many do you need?
- Uh, two.
- One.

I'll take two.

(Brad)
Did you make any plans this
weekend for the anniversary?

No. No.

Oh.
- Yeah.

Well, you didn't forget
at least. Right?

No, he should pretend that
he did. Oh, it's every man's
safety net.

What?
- Dude. That has literally never
worked for me.

You love her too much. If you
wanna regain your manhood,
you need to change

your perception.
- I love her too much.
- It's that easy.

That's idiotic!
- I'm only trying to help, here.

Just ponder that while you're
snoring on the couch tonight.

Will you shutup?
- Look just tell her the truth.

Tell her you don't want kids.
Done deal.
- No, I do!

I want kids, you know...
someday.

I just- I thought I'd have a
series by now or something.
Some stability.

Like I said, change her
perception.
- We know where you stand

on this.

I can't even afford an
anniversary right now.

She knows that. Just get her
something sentimental.

I wouldn't do anything.

Look, I'll loan you a couple of
bucks.

You can get her an inexpenisve
necklace.

I fold.

(John sighs)

Hey!

They're gone.

I got your favorite.

What is this?

You wanna open a bottle of wine?

Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

Uh, you know, I went by the
Actors Studio today.

It's been a while. Did you
sit in?

Yes, I did. I did, yeah.

Just for, you know.
A little bit.

And I just... I lose myself in
that place, you know?

You know, I was thinking let's
just take it easy this weekend.
Maybe I'll pack us a

picnic basket. We can go to one
of those wineries.

I thought you wanted to...
- Yeah, no. Let's not talk
tonight.

Let's just enjoy an evening
together.

Well, that sounds great.

Cheers to a beautiful weekend.

(glasses clang)
Cheers.

Mm.

Looks good, huh?
- Mm-hmm.

(John)
Hey, honey? I gotta run a quick
errand. I'll be right back.

Can't it wait?
(door opens)

(Sam sighs)

(door opens)

(John)
Hello!
- Where have you been?

Ta-da!

What is that?

A puppy!

I got us a puppy!

(stammering)

That could have waited!
- Look at this little thing!
Look how precious!

John. John, we were suppose to
take a drive to the vineyard.

Now we have to stay home and
take care of a puppy?

You will go to any lengths to
avoid this conversation, won't
you?

Whoa, woah! Time out. No! No!
I thought...

You know, this is a romatic,
thoughtful gesture.

A picnic is romantic. A puppy is
responsibility.

Well, so is a baby, Samantha.

Yeah, John. Yeah. A baby is a
responsibility. It's also a
decision that two people make

together. You don't just show up
at the door with a baby under
your arm and say,

"Hey, honey. Look what I got you
for our anniversary!"
- Okay, calm down.

I think you are totally
over reacting on this, okay?

Samantha, I thought you would
see this as me, you know, taking
responsibility for something

other than myself.

No, I see this as a passive-
aggressive move to quell my
motherly instincts.

Wait, wait, wait. Wait a second.
Stop!

Hey, there's lunch in that
picnic basket for two. You and
the puppy enjoy.

I'm going for a drive.
- Samantha, are you serious.

(door closes)

Wonderful, ladies. Good
extensions. All the way to the
horizons.

Soft gaze. Looking wonderful.

All right. We know the next
position.

Soft gaze and remember bent
knees are beautiful.

Hey.
- C'mon, let's talk.

Well, you can't convince him to
have a baby. He's broken!

Well, actually, we're all
broken.

Namaste, Doctor. Save the shtick
for the radio folk. All right,
now.

Hands to your heart. Breathe
and...chair pose.

You have a successful career and
now you think a baby is going to
be the little bow on top

of your perfect life.

You know, John is the actor but
you are the dramatic one.

You should know by now that life
is not a Norman Rockwell
painting.

He made an effort. He did bring
you a puppy.

I can't. Okay, I can't.

Oh, you know. I really miss that
happy-go-lucky you.

You know I hate that statement.
It implies a lack of substance.

All right. You're in a sensitive
place right now. I get it.

(sighs)
I feel like I can help everyone
else with their relationships

and I can't handle my own.

(sighs)

Don't you have any spiritual
uplifting words for me?

"Life is a series of sequences
that don't always fit together
perfectly.

Every now and then you have to
smooth over the rough edges so
the pieces fit again."

Did you memorize that from a
book?
- Yes.

How about a marriage counselor?
- I did think of that.

She helped Brad and I.

You and Brad had problems?

Well, it was a long time ago.

He was hard to train. She's
great, though.

Now, c'mon. Take off your
wedgies.

(takes a breath)

(car stops)

(pounding on door)
Hey! Jake!

(rings doorbell)

Jake!

Hey, buddy.
- It backfired.
- What are you talking about?

I bought her a puppy. I thought
it would be, you know, a two for
one deal.

What?
- The anniversary. Her ticking
clock.

Ah, not a good idea. You
should've run this by me first.
I am your attorney.

I know you're my attorney, and
you told me to change her
perspective, so...

that's what I did! I thought it
was a good idea.

A woman's ticking clock is a
primal urge. You need a little
more than a cute little puppy.

I never should've listened to
you.
- Yes, you should.

All, right. I see what I'm
dealing with here. We're getting
a drink.

Okay.
- I just gotta get my keys.
- Okay.

(bar music)

... this kid stuff and I get it.
Like, you know, we're married.
You know, it makes sense.

It's that time. I don't know, I
just- I know- I know you were
just trying to help, okay?

You've been that way since we
were kids. So, thank you.

Comrades for life, baby.
- Yes, sir.
(drinks clink)

Okay, but listen. Let's be
honest with me.

Out of all of our friends, you
are THE last man standing.
- Best man standing.

Okay. Why haven't you settled
down?
- It's just not in my DNA.

Okay. But let's be honest, here.
Really. We're both on the wrong
side of thirty. Okay?

Debateable.
- I mean, do you really wanna be
alone for the rest of your life?

Well, there are two of my future
ex-girlfriends right behind you.

That's what I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about!
Do you really wanna do this-

This for the rest of your life?

All right.

Do you remember our gorgeous
seventh grade French teacher,
Ms. Kluge?

Yeah, of course, how could I
forget?

What was it she always used to
make us say at the end of class?

'Au revoir, Madaemoiselle
Kluge.' That's where it all came
together for me.

(bartender)
Gentlemen, you ready for another
one?

Yeah, sure.
- Always.
- There you go.

He's paying.
- Someone's paying.

All right. Enjoy.

I'd look forward to when she'd
walk down the aisle to check our
schoolwork.

Her perfume. That long,
beautiful hair and that accent.
Dear God, that accent.

Wow. There was some real
emotion...there.

You never told me that.

We had her class right before
lunch. Why do you think I always
had my hands stuffed in my

front pockets while we were
waiting in the lunch line? It
wasn't to protect my

lunch money.
- Ew. No
- Uh-huh.

That makes sense, actually.
(Jake laughs)

You know, Samantha has always
been Samantha. Driven, quirky,
outspoken and eccentric.

She's wanted a baby as long as
I've known her. What's changed
with you?

I mean. I just wanna be ready,
you know? Oh! Hi.

Hi.
(John laughs)

Hello.

You're five minutes late.

You're ten minutes late.
- What? That's terrible.
- Yeah.

(oven clangs)

(Sam sighs)

Come here.

You really are adorable, aren't
you?

Aw.

(Sam laughs)

(phone rings)

(Jake laughing)

Right?

(Jake laughing over the phone)

Hello?

(Girls laughing over the phone)

John!

(bar music over the phone)

John!

(John sighs)

(music)

(music changes)

(door closes)

(car beeps)

(rattles lock)
No way. No way.
No way! No!

Aw, Samantha.
Samantha!

Samantha, are you serious?
You changed the locks?

What?

Over a puppy?

It's not about the puppy!

Oh, come on. You are over
reacting! Okay?

Really? Where were you?

I was with Jake! I was with
Jake, okay?

And I was thinking about you!
- John, I called you.

I heard female voices on the
other line.

Honey. Honey. No. No. I
can explain that, all right?

Can't believe this.

I can't believe this is
happening.

Okay.

(Ringing doorbell)

(knocking)

Hey.

What?

I can't let you in.
- What?

Are you kidding me? I'm locked
out of my house.

Samantha called Kikki, all
right? She's getting ready to go
over there right now.

It doesn't look good for you,
buddy. If I let you in, Kikki
will have me sleep in the

dog house.
- Brad, are you serious?

I can't. And you can call me
tomorrow.

Let me talk to Kikki. I'll
explain.

You don't get it. I have
literally slept in our dog's
house.

Our dog's house, John.

Okay.

Great. Yeah, this is what I
needed.

What is that?
- Kambucha tea. It's good for
the soul.

It's horrible.

So, have you named him yet?
- No.

Oh, you should name him killer.
And teach him to growl everytime
he smells John's scent.

(laughing)

(Sam sighs)

I cannot talk to my mom right
now.
- Don't.

I can't believe tomorrow is my
anniversary. What is happening?

All men need a wakeup call from
time to time. It's the marital
shock therapy of modern day.

I changed the locks. Is that a
little bit too much?

All right, let's stand up.

Hands to your heart. Breathe and
chair pose. Come on!
Let's go!

Not right now, no.

Okay.
(Samantha sighs)

Where do you think he is?
- You shouldn't be thinking
about that.

I hope he knows I was just
trying to make a point. I...

Maybe I should call him.
- No!

If you do that, he won't learn
anything.

Are you sure it was women's
voices you heard?

Yeah. Yeah, loud music. He was
definitely at a bar.

Yeah, I'd make him sweat it out
for an extra week. At least.

Thanks for staying with me.
- Of course! And don't answer
the phone if he tries calling.

Hey, I have an idea. Brad and I
are going horesback riding this
afternoon. Why don't you

come with us. I think it'll do
you some good.
- Uh...

Honestly, I don't think I'm in
the mood considering the...
- Oh.

Yeah, well just give it some
thought, okay?
- Okay.

Love you.

It's gonna be okay. Everything's
gonna work out.

(knocking on window)

If you wanna talk, I'll listen.

Happy anniversary.

(door shuts)

I'm sorry, okay? I know what you
must have thought.

I know you were with some girls.
- That was Jake! Okay?

I wasn't even paying attention
to them, baby. I promise! I was
thinking about you.

I called you back as soon as I
saw that you called me.

I trust you. All of this is
happening because you are
avoiding a conversation that we

need to have sooner rather than
later.
- I know, I just...

I don't understand what the rush
is? You know? We're both so
young.

It's our second wedding
anniversary. I'm thirty four. I-

my biological clock is ticking
and I'm...

What?
- I'm... I'm worried.

I really worried that we won't
be able to have a baby.

(John sighs)

I just wish both of our careers
were, you know, more successful.

It's not about the money.

We're doing fine.
- No. No. You're doing fine.

You're great. I'm...

I'm in a rut.

It's not a rut.

It's just an ebb and flow.

It's the timing of it all. You
know, I...

I just feel like you have one
thing on your mind. Having a
baby.

And that's all you're focused
on.

No.

I'm focused on us.

Okay.

It just doesn't always feel that
way.

Maybe we should talk to someone.

What? Like a therapist?
- Like a marriage counselor.

Honey, honey. you're- you're a
doctor of psychology.

I know I am but I still think a
third party perspective would
benefit us both.

Okay.

Yes?

No. I said okay. Not yes.

Close enough.

Wow, you're on fire today!
- Thank you.

So, how was it? Did you stay in
all weekend?

Well, John got me a puppy. I got
mad. He got drunk with a friend.
I changed the locks, and he

slept in his car. And now we're
going to see a marriage
counselor this afternoon.

Well, the marriage counselor
part of that is good
then, right?

I think so.

Oh!

Oh! Your baby shower is going to
be the best shower you have ever
seen.

Thank you.
- Well, looks like we're back.

All right! Let's get this going.

And welcome back to the show! We
are going to end our show with a
first time caller.

Let's welcome Pierre to the
show. Pierre, you're on the air.

Bonjour, mon cherie. Thank you
for accepting my call.

Pierre, you sound French. We
don't get many European callers
in Albuquerque.

Oui, oui, I understand. I was
hoping that perhaps you may be
able to guide me through

a difficult time in my
relationship.

Of course. That is why I'm here.

It is my wife. I love her with-
with all of my heart, but
sometimes...

I don't feel the same kind of
love from her.
- And why do you feel that?

I'm not sure.

Well, the recognition of
unconditional love is the corner
stone of every relationship.

It is important to remember
that.

(Pierre)
How does one identify that?

It's hard work.
It is not easy.

It sounds like you're having
trouble identifying your roll in
your relationship.

It's not uncommon.

What's your wife's career?

(Pierre)
She's, uh, in the business of
healing.

That's wonderful.
- Oui, oui, she is very smart.

Very smart. But, her perception
of love and tolerance is almost
regimental.

Pierre, this is all we have time
for today. I would love to
continue this tomorrow.

Would that be okay?

(Pierre)
Certainly.

I can't wait.

That is all we have time for
today. I'm doctor Sam.

Until next time, bye-bye.

(door opens)

That was an interesting call.

Who doesn't love a French
accent?

I have a feeling there is
something more underneath the
surface with this caller.

I hope he really does call back.

Your decision to take this first
step is the beginning of the
healing process for many.

So, with that said,
congratulations.
- Thank you.

Do you ask true or false
questions?

This is a process. We may
discuss an array of issues
over many sessions before we

arrive at the root of what's
causing marital conflict.

I don't know where to begin.

I understand it was your second
wedding anniversary yesterday?
-Yes.

It was. And it was not what I
expected.

I'll take responsibility for
that.

Tell me, John. What does
Samantha mean?

Okay. I got her a puppy. We
should name him, by the way. She
wants a baby. Okay?

And I got her a puppy.
- A puppy is not a substitute
for a child.

That's what I really want for
us. We were supposed to go on
this romantic picnic,

and instead he came home with
the puppy.

Samantha, how am I supposed to
take care of a baby when I can
barely take care of us?

You don't have to help take care
of us. We take care of us.

This is good. We're wasting no
time, here. John, do you desire
to feel the burden of

responsibility? I think we're
touching on self-esteem issues,
here.

(John laughs)

Self-esteem issues?

Yeah? You know what? Wow. I can
actually- this room, it really
brings the emotions out.

I can feel it.
- Most arrive at this phase at
about the same time-

their second anniversary. A
colleague just published
research on this phenomena.

Couples who have not resolved
their major differences, such as
having a child, within those

crucial early years, face a
greater risk of failure.

Yes, I did just read about this.

Okay, that sounds...
a little ridiculous to me.

Wha?

John, it is my natural urge
to have a child.

Okay. Well, it is-- uhm--
my natural urge to discuss it
and plan for it.

That's-that's my
natural instinct.

Hey, babe, come on.
She can't be right
about everything.

She is a professional therapist.
(John sighs)

Look, I love you, but
I am exhausted and I need
to get a good night's sleep.

Do you think
you could sleep on the couch
again tonight?

What?

(John sighs)
Yeah, sure.

Please, take care of him.

(sighs)

This is all your fault.

You know that.

We're both in the doghouse.

Good morning.
- Hey.

You look happy.
- I was just thinking, we should
travel to France someday.

Drive along the countryside,
visit all the wineries. It would
be so romantic.

Yeah, yeah, I think I
would love that.
- Learn the culture...

the language.
- Okay.

Are you okay?
- Yeah, I just finally got some
sleep last night.

Oh! I'm late. Okay. I gotta go!
- Okay.

Oh, reminder. Phoebe's baby
shower is this Saturday. So,
I could really use your help

with that.
- I will be there.
- Okay.

Love you.
- Love you.

Bye.
- Bye!

(hard knocking)

Hello?
- You John Grey?

Maybe.
- Mind takin this off my hands?
- Yeah.

It's heavy.
- What is this?

Sign on the line, please.
- What is it with you guys?
You're always in a hurry.

Is that like a job requirement?

Okay, thank you.

Have a great day, sunshine.

What?

What is this? Okay.

(reading covers)
Dude, You're Gonna Be
A Dad!? Oh, no.

'The birth partner'

Do you think Mommy's trying
to tell me something? Huh?

Congratulations! Our French
caller, Pierre, has generated
the biggest buzz from our

listeners than any other caller
in our show's history.
- Oh! Wow, that's wonderful!

I guess he really struck a
chord with our listeners.

Hey, is there anyone else you
want to invite to your baby
shower?

Preferably friends with kids,
infants, toddlers.

I don't have that many friends
in Albuquerque.

Acquaintances are fine.

I was thinking of a more
intimate baby shower. Something
small and quiet.

Keep it simple.
- You know what? You're
right.

This is your shower.

What about your husband's
friends?

All right, Eddy. See you
tomorrow.

Well, hello, sweetheart,
have a seat.
- Oh. Okay.

Hi. I'm- I'm John.

Okay. Not often a cutie like
you walks in here.
(John laughs)

Yeah, I just wanted to see
what kind of jobs you
had to offer.

You know. What they might pay.
- Well, that depends on your
skillset, sweetie.

Have we met before?
You look familiar to me.
- No, I don't think so.

I mean, you know,
I never forget a beautiful face.
- Oh, watch out, now. Okay.

So, tell me handsome, what
are some of your job skills?
- Job skills. Uh...

I was- I was an actor, you know,
mainly in college.
Stuff like that.

Well, this isn't central
casting, so I can't help
you there. Um...

Let's see. Here's something
perfect for an actor. Have you
ever waitered tables before?

No! No, no, I don't have
the patience for that.

I thought you were an actor?
Okay, scratch that. How about
construction?

I'm more of a, you know, hang a
shelf, burn the house kind
of guy. Probably shouldn't be

building someone's house.

Okay, so you're a challenge.

Can you drive? And don't tell
me your feet are broken, either!

Yes! No! Driving I can do.

Okay, well, then you don't need
me, sweetie. Call these guys.

Well, not all people have the
strength and fortitude to stay
committed in the tough

times of their relationship.

It is time for a quick
commercial break. We will
be right back.

(door opens)

Do you think Pierre
will call in?
- I hope so.

Well, our listeners are
hoping so. They're calling in
from everywhere,

wanting to know more about
our mysterious Frenchman.

(knocking on glass)
It's him on line one.

Is it really?
Okay, get him on! Quickly!
- Gotcha.

Welcome back to the show,
everyone. If you recall,
yesterday we welcomed a first

time caller, Pierre, to the
show. We didn't get a chance
to finish our candid

conversation, yet the response
from our listeners has
been overwhelming.

Back on the line with us
this is Pierre. Welcome back to
the show, Pierre.

(Pierre on the line)
Merci beaucoup. Thank you.

Your previous call has been
on all of our minds here
at the studio, and also our

listeners at home and we are
all dying to know how are you
doing right now?

(Pierre over the radio)
I wish I could tell you I
was better, but I cannot.

I'm sorry to hear that.

(Pierre)
Unfortunately, I've begun to
believe that maybe

we have reached the
beginning of the end.

Is that really what you want?

(Pierre)
Maybe it's for the best.

Sometimes you can love enough to
say good-bye.

If you truly love someone you
never give up on them.
No matter what the

circumstances. It seems like
you've already decided
to give up.

(Pierre)
Well, lovers can change and
grow apart.

People do change, but Love
is Love. The capacity to love
never changes.

(Pierre sighs)
-Pierre?

(Pierre)
I... I think I will ask for a
divorce.

No, I'm so sorry to hear that.

I should've asked you this
before, is your wife also
French or is she American?

(Pierre)
She's American.

(Sam)
Any children?

(Pierre)
No, no. None. She desires
children, but I am not ready,

which is our biggest impasse.
- Why?

(Pierre)
A question not easy to answer.

There is something that is
not adding up here. What are
you keeping secret?

(Pierre)
I- I answer your questions
honestly.

I speak from the heart, always.

Pierre, it is time for a
commercial break. We will
keep you on hold for a few

minutes. Is that okay?
- Oui, oui.
- Okay.

Can you believe it?

There is something about him.
I...

I can't quite put my finger on
it.
- Good or bad?

(Sam)
I don't know.

Well, our phone lines are
blowing up with callers.
This guy's dynamite.

Everyone has something to say
about our Frenchman.

(Engineer)
We lost him. He hung up.

I can do this. I can do this.

This is fine.

Okay.

What's going on? You sounded a
little upset on the phone.

Recently, I've had this caller
on the show. A French guy.

Ooh la la, everyone loves
a French accent.

It's not just his accent.
It's...

his choice of words. His tone
of voice.

I think he's really hurting,
Pierre.

Pierre? So, he has a name.
You've never said that about
a caller before.

There's just this sense of...
familiarity about him.

Oh! Don't do anything
you're gonna regret.

You know me better than that.

I do have something I have to
admit.

I've been daydreaming
about him. I don't know
how he looks. I don't know

anything about him.
- And you need to keep it
that way.

I'm smart enough to know
what this is about.
This is about John.

I just wish that he viewed
our marriage like this caller
views his.

Well, you need to get that
resolved with John. I mean,
I know I'm a little bit

hard on him, but... you two
really are meant for each
other... you're both

just a little off right now.

Yeah.

Hey.
- Hey.

What is that?
- I am going to make us
something special for dinner,

tonight. Chicken cordon bleu.

You still have France on
your mind?

And, I got this little number...

What do you think about this for
dessert?

Uh, you know what? I just
remembered, I left my-my
script at Jake's.

What script?

Uh, that's right! I never even
told you about that. Uhm..

I have a producer's callback
tomorrow.

Babe, that's awesome.
- I know, yeah.

. So, I'm gonna go. I should
probably go get it.

Oh, okay. Can it wait until
after dinner and dessert?
- Yeah.

Well, I should probably
rehearse after dinner.
So, let me just- Let me go

get it. I'll be right back.
- John!

Well, okay.

Want another beer?

Nah, I'm fine.

Look, you can't keep
hiding from her.
- I'm not hiding. I'm...

avoiding.
- Ah.

So, a French teddy.
- Mhm.
- Yeah, that's extremely sexy.

I know.
-So, what she's into things
French?

Look, all I'm saying is you
can't keep this up much
longer. Lay your cards on the

table and tell her, kids are
out of the question, for
right now.

There's more to it than that.
- Like what?

Nothing, nothing... it's just
my imagination.

Maybe you should just give in.
Start learning nursery rhymes.

Ugh.
- Mhm.

(knocking)

Dave wants to talk to us.
- Both of us?

What's he want to complain
about now?

Knock knock!
- Who's there?

It's Dave! Good morning, ladies.

Good morning.
- We need to talk about the
show's trajectory.

The new demographics, to be
more precise.

Didn't we already cover this?

Well, you know how these
corporate folks and
research groups are.

Aren't you one of those
corporate folks?

Can we get to the point?

You know, corporate feels that
we are neglecting the teen
market. We're nearly

thirty below in the
percentile there.
- I'm sorry. Teen market?

I thought they wanted
more listeners with children?
Which is it?

Don't shoot the messenger.

Teens are not part of our
demographic. We established that
since day one.

You know, your contract
negotiations are coming up
in a couple of weeks.

We'd like it if you could be on
board with us at that time.

We don't need a focus group
determining the format of our
show every week.

Think about what I just said.

No need.
- Hm.

That is a knee jerk reaction,
but I'm sure we'll all be
in agreement before your

negotiations start.
- Strong-arming.
That's not fair.

Aw. Haven't you heard?
Life's not fair, honey. Ciao.

That man is going to send me
into labor... early!

(chatter)

Wow, this is phenomenal.

I told you it was going to
be the best baby shower
you have ever seen!

I don't know most of these
people.
- Oh, who cares? They all

brought gifts.
- Wow! I must say I'm impressed.

Congratulations.
- Thank you.

So, do you think you could
have been a little more subtle?

I know what you're doing.
- I do, too. I'm throwing a
baby shower.

You're a doctor of Psychology.
You're the 'Dear Abby' of
modern times.

But, when it comes to your own
relationship, you're a mess.

I don't know what you're talking
about.
- Inviting all these kids here

is not going to help. You're
scaring John off. I mean,
even I'd scream foul.

Wait, John. Where did he go?
He wasn't picking up his phone.

I thought he was supposed
to help you.
- I know.

Oh, hi. Hey. Excuse me. Sorry.
- Oh, hey. Where have you been?

Uhm. Blackcar was surging. I'm
sorry.
- Okay, well, you said you were

going to help.
- No, I know I said, Samantha.
I'm doing my best.

Okay, well.
- I'm going to be sick!

What? What? Go find your mom.

(table crashes)

(John)
Oh... oh.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry! I'm so sorry.
- Just go upstairs. Please!

You know what? Maybe I
shouldn't have shown up
in the first place! Huh?

(John sighs)

(John knocks)

What? What do you want?

I just wanted to see if you
were okay. I'm sorry
about earlier.

All right, it was an accident.

I honestly don't think that you
care.

Well, I could say the same
thing.

You know, when I first met
you, I almost forgot to breathe.

It was like inner pandemonium
and perpetual bliss at the same
time.

And now, I...

I don't even know how I feel
anymore.

What is that supposed to mean?

Please, just leave me alone.

Sam.

(door closes)

Oh! Hey, Vince! You decided to
call me on a Sunday? I hope this
is good news.

Yeah, sorry about that. How you
holding up?

Well, I need work.
(John laughs)

Okay, look, John, I gotta drop
you from the roster, man.

What-what are...What are...
You-You're dropping me?

Hey, it's not me. Okay, buddy.
It's the agency. They're telling
me I need to drop all my dead

weight around here. You
understand, right?

Oh! I-I'm dead weight!
That's what I am? I'm dead
weight?

No, Vince, I don't understand!
Okay? Do you understand this?

John? Hello?

It's Pierre... he's on line one!

Great! Keep him on the line,
I'll bring him on air after
the intro.

(Phoebe)
He doesn't want to go live.

He wants to speak with you
privately.

Pierre?

I was hoping you would call. Why
can't we put you on the air?

(Pierre)
I have a desire to speak with
you without the ears

of the world burdening my words.

I would like that but I'm about
to go on air. Leave me your
number and I'll call you back.

(Pierre)
May we meet at a cafe?

(Pierre)
Are you there?

Sorry. Um, I'm here.

Yes, I will meet you. I believe
it's worth it. I want to help
you.

(Pierre)
I as well.

This is strictly professional.
There is a small Cafe on the
corner of Rio Grande and Jackson

(Pierre)
Oui, oui. I know that place.
One o'clock?

(Pierre)
Au revoir.

What are you doing?

(Sam sighs)

I heard the whole conversation.

I'm doing this because I want to
help his marriage.

You realize you're tempting
fate. You never meet
with a caller.

There's something resonating
in his voice. I-I feel like I
know him.

That's exactly why you shouldn't
meet with him!

Hi.

Hey.
- Hi.

I can't believe you're here.
- Um. Yeah, I had a lunch with a
work colleague.

How about you?

I got an audition downtown.
Can you believe it?

That-that's great. I'm really
happy for you.

Um, listen, I know this isn't
the best place for it or time
to say this, but...

I can't get what you said last
night out of my head.

Yeah.

Me too.

So, you know, is he or she late?

No. No.Um...

I'm just early.

You know me.

I sure do.

I gotta get going, but I'll see
you at home?
- Yeah. Good luck.

Thanks.

Why a French accent?

You know, "Au revoir,
Mademoiselle Kluge."

Well, why didn't I think
of that?
- Well, no. I-I took it too far.

She never has to find out.
- No, that's not it. All right?
It gets worse.

Okay.

All right, I asked her to meet
me at a cafe as Pierre and she
agreed.

Well, that's not good.
- Then she showed up and she
looked great.

Ah, that's not good.
- I know.
- I'm sorry, buddy. It's over.

That's as good as an affair.
She went over the line.

I don't even know why I tempted
her, you know?

Doesn't matter. Intent is
nine-tenths of the law.

Pierre isn't real! I made
him up!

Yes, he is. I'm looking at him.

You know what? I-I need you
to help me, not make fun of me.

Unbelievable!
(as Samantha)
Oh, Pierre, you're exactly as I

imagined. So handsome and
debonair and French.

(as Pierre)
Hello, my beautiful flower.
Ma Cherie. Let us sip

champagne and read poetry.
(as Samantha)
Oh, Pierre, your accent. I love

the way the words-
how they come out of your mouth.
Ah!

It makes me sick!

(Sam)
He didn't show up.

I was hoping he wouldn't.

I wanted to meet him.
I-I had to know.

Know what?
What are you looking for?

I told you, I'm trying to help
him.

Maybe it's better he
didn't show up.

You don't seem so sure.

Nothing feels the same anymore.

I poured you one.
- Nah. I'm okay.

You know when you said that you
don't know how you feel about me
anymore.

That really hurt.

That's not always how I feel.

I know, I just-- I would never
say that to you.

I don't know, maybe this
marriage counselor was right.
You know, maybe

if we can't agree on having a
baby by now, maybe we never
will.

I think we can. I think...

we're eight days passed our
second anniversary, so...

maybe we're the exception.

I don't know. I think we both
need to figure out what's
broken.

What are you--
what are you saying?

I think we need some time apart.

(door opens)

(doorbell rings)

(doorbell rings)

Surprise!
- Hi.

(Sam)
Mom? Dad?

Your mother just drove seven
hours straight!

Oh!
- What a wonderful surprise.

Where's the bathroom?
- Still upstairs, Phil.

When did you guys get a
puppy? Oh! What's your name?

We haven't named him yet.
He's a rescue.

Seven straight hours. I'm
telling you, your mother's
trying to kill me.

Mom, why didn't you call us
and tell us that you were
coming?

We wanted to surprise you both.
Your father and I needed to get
out of the house.

He'll be in there for half an
hour. Let's talk.

I'll put your stuff in the guest
bedroom.

Mom, I love you, but what are
you really doing here?

Honey, I'm your mother. Do you
think I don't know when
something's wrong with my

baby girl?

Nothing's wrong.
Everything's fine.

A mother always knows.

I'm telling you, you drove
down for no reason.

Oh honey.

Fine.
- Hey.

You are all set.

I'll leave you two alone. I
gotta unpack.
- Okay.

Goodnight.

I don't want them to know that
anything's wrong.

How long are they staying here?
- I don't know, I didn't even
know they were coming.

Act like everything's fine
between us, right now.

Yeah.

Fine. I'll play along.

(John clears his throat)

(Dee yawns)

How long has he been
sleeping on the couch?

Oh, yeah. His snoring has
been keeping me up at night.

The cushions are molded to his
body.
- Mom!

You are reading way too
much into this.

Am I?
- Yes.

You're not the only relationship
specialist in this family.

Mom, I love you, but I have
to go to work.

Do you still have that grill in
the back yard?

Uh, yeah, why?

Your father and I want to make
a barbecue this afternoon.

Oh, God. I'm really not up
for that, right now.

Oh, come on, it'll be fun. We'll
take care of everything. Invite
your friends.

You know what?
That sounds great.

Bye!

...makes a great running back.
Yeah, for sure.

Hey, I didn't know you guys
got a puppy. What's his name?

Oh, he doesn't have a name.

The first round is ready!

Mm.

This is incredible. Thank you
so much, everyone.

Mom and Dad put everything
together.

How about a toast?

I got this.
(clears throat)

A wise old man once said
something that I'll never
forget,

"Pain is inevitable, but
suffering is optional."

John. Samantha. I'm glad you
guys are working things out.

You are such an idiot.

What? That was heart-felt.

You never cease to amaze me. Are
you two cut from the same cloth?
- Hey.

I know he's an idiot sometimes,
but he's still my best friend,
so take it easy. All right?

Will you pass the cole slaw,
please?

So, everybody here knows.

Who cares?

All right. Let's all just calm
down and everybody take a
breath.

Okay. Why don't you have
another drink, Kikki?

Okay, Jake, you need to leave.
- No.

Jake you don't need to leave.
This is my house, too. Okay?

Well, someone here has to take
charge and I say he's leaving!

Oh, really?
- Yeah.

Oh, there she goes again,
everybody. Dr. Sam taking
charge of the world!

Allright, I've heard enough...

You know, this was your idea in
the first place, to put on this
charade for your family!

I was ready to leave before they
got here.

Really? Go ahead. I'd like to
watch you try! I'm the only
one supporting us!

Wow.

John? John, I shouldn't
have said that!

Yeah, but you did.

You're really gonna go through
with this?

I'll be back tomorrow to get
more of my things. I mean,
if that's okay with you

or do you wanna change the
locks again?

Can we have a conversation
without insulting each other?

Why do you always get to
decide when we talk?

Was leaving me part of your
anniversary plans?

No. Not getting you pregnant
was part of my anniversary
plans!

I just want us to have a family.

So do I, Samantha, but what
I don't need is a marriage
counselor or your

biological clock forcing
the issue!

(bag zipping)
Just...

You know what? I'm never
going to live up to your
standards and that's fine.

Is it- is that John?

I-I don't
want him parked out in
front all night.

Well, maybe we should just
invite him in.

No, I don't want him in the
house.

Come on.

Show him the dog's house.

You can be so cold.

All right.

He can sleep on the
cot in the garage.

One night.
- Okay.

I'll go get him.

You've shed some light on this
whole thing, but you still need
to man up and make amends.

For what? Her forcing me into
fatherhood? I'm sorry! I
cannot be

steamrolled like Brad. Allright?
- Hey!

I didn't...

I didn't mean it like that,
okay?

Brad is an amazing stay at home
dad. We chose what works for us.

Right?

Yeah.
- Right.

Are you just afraid of being
responsible for something
greater than yourself?

No. No!

Then what's the problem?
Samantha believes in you.

She's been supportive with the
ups and downs of your career.

But you have to start looking at
the situation through her eyes.

Otherwise, you're just being
selfish. You know?
- Yeah, yeah. Selfish.

Selfish.

Start acting like the husband
she knows you are and stop
running away from her.

(knocking on door)

Honey, can I come in?

(Sam)
Yeah.

I'm sorry, Mom. I just...

didn't want to disappoint you
and dad.

You know you could have always
talked to me about this.

I would never judge you.

What's that?

Something I put together for
your anniversary.

A photo album?
Take a look.

I don't know if right now is the
best time.

Actually, this might be the
perfect time.

(Sam sighs)

I bet him a kiss that Denver
would beat Buffalo.
(laughs)

Oh, wow.

It feels like such a long
time ago.

Mom.

I love you!
- Love you too, honey.

Thank you.

Samantha told me I might
find you here.

Are you a good listener?

I should be. I've been married
to Samantha's mother for
almost forty years.

It's been a...

rough couple months.

It's not easy. We've all been
through this before.

Yes.

It feels like an eternity.
You know?

A couple of rough patches are
irrelevant in the span of a
solid marriage.

John.

You shouldn't make a long
term decision based on a
short term emotion.

Who are you?

Never heard you say more
than five words in my life.

Okay, everybody, good job!
Goodbye! See you next week.
Get off book!

Uh.
- John!

I was gonna call you after
class.

Oh. Um.

Can I-- can I talk to you for
a minute?

Is everything okay?

Not really. No.

Maybe being in your element
for a little while will help
with that.

Yeah, that's actually why I
came by. I was going to ask
about maybe studying with you

again. If that's okay?
- What?

You know I would love that!
Oh, this is perfect.

What-- what are you talking
about?

I have a family matter back
East. I have to leave the day
after tomorrow and I

would love for you to fill in
for me. It could be a week.

Are you kidding? I would be
honored. Yes.
- Oh!

Thank you!
- Great. Great.

When I get back, I think we
should talk about you teaching
a workshop here at the studio,

if you're interested.

Really? Yes! I'm interested!
Thank you so much.

Great. I got to run.
- Okay. All right.

Do you, uhm-- you still have
keys to lock up when you're
finished?

Uh, yeah, I do. I will. Thanks!
- Okay! Goodbye!

(door opens)

(door closes)

(Sam knocks on door)

(door opens)

(door closes)

(door closes)
Are you okay?

No, I'm not. I...

tried to call John and I even
went to the Actors Studio.

No marriage is bullet proof.
I know what's in your heart.

You ready?

(door closes)

Welcome back to the show,
everyone.

Before we take another caller,
there is something I feel I need
to share with my listeners.

I have given you a lot of advice
over the years, but it is
just that.

Advice.

We all make hard decisions
in our lives. We determine the
choices we make for love and,

hopefully, no one gets their
heart broken along the way.

Maybe it's in our genes to make
our differences more complicated
than they need to be.

It's an explanation of something
that we don't understand.

Maybe the guidance that we
have been looking for is right
in front of us.

It's in the power of the word.
It's...

saying... I love you.

I understand you and I never
want to lose you.

I have Pierre on line two.

Welcome back to the show,
Pierre. It's great to have you.

(John as Pierre)
Merci beaucoup, ma Cherie.
I have been looking forward

to this call.

I think we all have.

I realize I haven't given you
the proper advice that you
were looking

(Pierre)
No? Then, maybe I wasn't ready
to hear it. But I am ready now.

That sounds positive.

(Pierre)
It is.

(Sam over the radio)
I realize that it wasn't advice
that you were seeking, but

rather validation for a decision
that you had already made.

(Pierre)
Oui. That-That was true, but
not anymore.

I called today because I know
that only you can help me.

(Pierre)
Tell me, do you have a
perfect marriage?

You're turning the tables here.

No.

I do not have a perfect
marriage.

(Pierre)
I've listened closely to your
words and advice when we talk.

You talk from the heart.

I believe in true love.

(Pierre)
And so do I.

I was selfish with my husband.

I lost sight of what really
matters in life and I...

may have lost the only person
I have ever loved.

I was wrong.

What's your truth?

(Pierre)
My truth is, I was worried
about losing my identity,

as much as losing my importance
in my wife's eyes.

(Pierre)
I too was selfish.

And I was wrong.

(John's normal voice)
Do you remember what you
said to me

the first time we met?

(door opens)

That you felt like you couldn't
breathe.

What?

You said it felt like inner
pandemonium

and perpetual bliss, at the
same time.

Now, I know what that means.

This is when I say I love you.

I love you more than anything
in the whole world

and I never want to lose you.

I'm going to have to call
you back.

Yes.

(knocking and door
opening)

You wanted to see me?

Samantha. Have a seat.

If this is about the last
broadcast,

I'm sorry. I got really
emotional and it won't
happen again.

You're sorry?

I don't care if it was a stunt
or if it was an act of God.

It put the show over the top.

Ask Dr. Sam is our highest
rated broadcast. You are number
one in every market!

With that said, we would like
to renew your contract for
three years,

with a substantial raise, of
course. And you would have
full control of the show's

content. Carte blanche.

Wow.

I don't know what to say.

Say yes!
(laughs)

Telling me you want to stay
here with us and make history.
That would be a good start.

Oh, and isn't there something
else that you would like to add?

Samantha...

I'll support you in whatever
you need.

I'll ride for the brand.

Done.

I just have a favor to ask.

I need some time off.

A little vacation time to spend
with a special man.

You got it.

Thank you.

Hey buddy. Can I come in?

Uh, hey, Samantha?

Honey, can Jake come in?

You're kidding.
- Yes, come in.

Thank you.
- Nice shirt.

Borrowed it from your closet
when you weren't looking.
- Uh huh.

Hey.
-Hey.

What's uh-

What's going on?

I wanted to say this to both of
you together.

I feel horrible about the last
two weeks

and I want to buy both of you a
gift to make up for it.

Not another puppy!

No. Uh- uh!

Okay. What's this gift you
speak of?

How about an all expenses
paid stay at the best resort in
New Mexico?

I'm also inviting Kikki and
Brad.

And I'm going with a special
lady.

What special lady?

(Jake)
It's a surprise. Someone I've
been interested in for a while.

Well, look at that! There's a
heart in there after all.

(Jake laughs)

Stay for dinner?

Yes!

I'm buying all the drinks!
- Yes!

Ah, there they are.

...driver in, too.

It's Jake and his Mystery Woman.
- Well, it looks like everyone
is here.

Bonjour, Mademoiselle Kluge.

Comment ca va?

The French teacher?
- Yeah. Yeah!

Oui, it is me.

You're even hotter than when
we were in school.

I'm just saying!
(laughing)

I'm very proud of you!
- You should be.
- Wow!

I'm progressing.
- Good to see you again.
- Hello. Nice to meet you.

We've got a tee time in 30
minutes, okay guys.
- Thank you!

I've got to keep some things a
mystery. Come on! Right?

Oh, my goodness!
Look at that face.

Congratulations, guys.
- Oh! We wish you were here.

We do too. Enjoy your
freedom now, you two.

Yeah, because once you have
one of these little guys there's
no more vacations for a while.

You should think of a name for
the puppy before you come home.

You know what? She's right.

What do you think?

Pierre!

(laughing)

Really?
- Yeah!

Okay, I love it. Pierre!
Pierre it is!

(John)
We miss you guys!

Keep the pictures coming!

We will! Okay! Bye, guys!
- Bye! See you later, little
Pierre! Au Revoir!

(Phoebe)
Bye!

Okay.
(Samantha sighs)

You know, I'd give up all
this for one of our own.

You mean that?

Me, too.

Really? You mean that?

Oui, ma cherie.

(Samantha giggles)

(Samantha)
Oh la la...
(John laughs)

(baby laughing)