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You got mail.
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You.
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But these changes are different for guys
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and girls guys are like microwave ovens
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right ladies are more like conventional
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ovens guys just need a few seconds like
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a microwave to get switched on while
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ladies typically need to preheat for a
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while
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but do not be tempted anyone want to
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take a guess at what the boundary is
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there Chris marriage yes marriage
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exactly right
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anyone know what the purpose is you have
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children
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yeah exactly well a man and a woman
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received the sacrament of matrimony God
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calls on them to create children in His
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image any sex that happens outside of
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one man one woman in one marriage is
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against God's plan yeah
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what about sex with yourself
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well can you create life from sex with
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yourself no right so it's against God's
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plan and now for the Bible passages that
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back to south let's start with Galatians
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please so that was an interesting class
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yeah I didn't know masturbating with us
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then of course it is using cyber sex
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assistants probably why just wondering
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you're making me do one Titanic's after
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the qartheen choice is probably sin too
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just in case you were wondering that
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next I only heard you do that because I
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couldn't hear what Kate said when you
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ask for too much
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mm-hmm which just happens to be before
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they make out and steal the car window
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at Kate's left hand against another room
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with this sheet.
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Whoever therefore eats the bread or
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drinks the cup of the Lord in an
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unworthy manner will be guilty of
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profaning the body and blood of the Lord
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the body of Christ
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the body of Christ in the body of Christ
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amen.
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You.
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Alice hi come and have a seat
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just trying to hook my new computer up
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to the Internet
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I like photos and documents on there but
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I'm still not online yes and I hope the.
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Pope hasn't been emailing me so what
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brings you by sister Louise said I
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should see you oh yeah what's that
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because I kept my communion wafer why is
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that because I didn't confess all my
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sins this morning
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you know the congregation absolves their
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sins just before the Eucharist so when
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we say I'm not worthy to receive you but
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only say the word and I shall be healed
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right clearing our sins Frank calls you
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need an ethernet cord
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so what oh don't go anywhere I'll be
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right back
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got it
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got it Ethernet cord he's ever heard of
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that so we're all set.
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You heard yourself I'm waiting to meet
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you
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how long must I be here in dark harbors
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you never stay for long.
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Ah
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