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Thanks for letting me
put Halley in your room.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Oh, and, Penny, she kinda
threw up on your stuffed bear.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Hey. Tha-That's an
Ewok and it's mine.
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Yeah, which is why
it's okay.
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See, he gets Ewoks
in his bed.
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You've got Chewbacca;
that's enough.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
I used to have
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the stuffed raccoon
from Guardians of the Galaxy,
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but Cinnamon licked it raw.
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There's a time and place
for your randy dog stories,
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and... it's never and nowhere.
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Yeah, no more stories about sex,
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so, Amy, that brings us to you.
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Well, at work
we've been doing
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some interesting research
with neuroprosthetics.
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PENNY: Neat.
I've been rewatching The O.C.,
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so we're all leading
productive lives.
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We've been working
on a computer interface
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that can use brain wave patterns
to control robotic limbs,
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but we're having a little
trouble localizing
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the signal from the EEG cap.
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Oh, well, have you thought about
adding a phased array of sensors
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for better localization?
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Actually, that never
occurred to me.
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It never occurred to me
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I would miss
the Ewok conversation.
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Good, 'cause I just bought
another one on Amazon.
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You know, I could use
an engineer on this project.
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Well, now, this
works out great.
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Howard's an engineer.
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I'm sure he knows
someone qualified.
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She was talking about me,
Sheldon.
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I'm perfectly qualified.
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Yeah, Howie's the world's
best engineer.
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It says so right
on his coffee mug.
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Aw, you got him a mug?
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I did.
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But it's not a competition.
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Yeah, I lost that
battle years ago.
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So, Howard, are you interested?
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Are you kidding?
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If I could control robot arms
with my brain,
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I'd be able to do
so many things.
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Really? Because you've been
controlling human arms
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with your brain for years
and not much has come of it.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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Hey, what you reading?
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A parenting book.
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Oh, my God.
Are-are we...?
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Wha... No!
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You think this is how
I would tell you?
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Well... (stammers)
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You're sitting there
with a book.
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It felt like
anything was possible.
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Bernadette left it here.
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Yeah?
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Anything interesting?
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Well, I just saw a picture
of a baby's head crowning,
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so I hope you enjoyed sex,
because we're done with that.
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Hello.
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Hi.
Hey, Sheldon,
what's up?
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Well, remember
how disappointed you were
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when Amy started
driving me to work?
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Sure, uh...
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Sometimes people smile
a big smile of disappointment.
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Yeah, well, good news,
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Amy had to go in early
to show Howard around her lab,
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so you get to drive me.
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Aw, his smile of disappointment
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has turned into a frown of joy.
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It's fine,
I've been driving him for years.
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What's one more day?
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Oh, and I've got a new car game
we can play.
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It's called "what siren am I?"
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Kill me.
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Amy, your lab is amazing.
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A C-arm fluoroscope,
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a cranial ultrasound...
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(gasps)
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And look at that
coffee maker.
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I know.
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On our expense report,
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I listed it as "Eduardo,"
my Colombian lab assistant.
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So this is it?
Yes.
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We are using it to map
brain wave patterns
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and then converting them
into electrical impulses
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that can be used
to control anything
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from wheelchairs to robots.
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Based on that ring
on your finger,
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I'd say you're pretty
good at controlling robots.
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Careful, that's my fiancé
you're talking about,
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and I can program
him to hurt you.
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(imitates melodic siren wailing)
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I don't know.
Uh... French police?
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Oh. So close.
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Belgian ambulance.
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All right,
you ready for your next one?
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Just a warning,
this one's a little annoying.
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(imitates high-pitched siren)
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Let's take a little...
little break,
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I'm getting a headache.
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Aw, right in the middle
of our fun game.
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Yeah, weird.
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So...
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Howard and Amy
working together--
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that's interesting, huh?
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Eh. It's all right,
I suppose.
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Uh, when-- usually when Amy
complains about her coworkers,
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I just tune her out,
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but now I'll be able
to join in and pound away.
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You're not jealous
of Howard, are you?
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Of course not.
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The only engineer
I'm jealous of
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is the one who blows
the train whistle.
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Ooh, that just gave me
an idea for a new game,
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"what whistle am I?"
Train.
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For your information,
it was going to be tea kettle,
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but the tea kettle
was on a train,
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so I'll give it to you.
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If we add phase detection
to your EEG sensors,
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I'll have to rewrite
most of the code.
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Can you do that?
Well, these hands
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were made to do three things:
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close-up magic, writing code,
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and the dirty shadow puppet show
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that got me kicked
out of Hebrew school.
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Hello.
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Hi. What a nice surprise.
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Well, I just came by to see how
you two were getting along.
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(laughs) Well, everything's
going really great.
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Oh, that's nice to hear.
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I was hoping you two
would enjoy working together.
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What's with the blinking?
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(quietly):
It's Morse code.
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So we can talk about...
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...without hurting...
's feelings.
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Sheldon, I don't know
Morse code.
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I do. And if you have
something to say,
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you can say it to my face.
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Oh. All right.
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I'm a little rusty.
Could you say that again?
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She's going to be home at
"eight-ish." Like, when is that?
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8:01? 8:02?
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And what kind of scientist
uses "-ish"?
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I'll give it a go.
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My ride home with you
was hellish.
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Sheldon, honey, if you want
to join us for dinner,
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you're more than welcome.
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No, thank you.
I don't think
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I'd be very good company
tonight.
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Well, then out you go.
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Okay, what is going on?
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Well, ever since Amy started
working with Howard,
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she hasn't been home.
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Didn't that
just start this morning?
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And has she been home?
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You know,
that would frustrate me.
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Does it frustrate you?
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I-It does.
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I get that.
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You know, it's okay
to feel frustrated
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when things aren't
going your way.
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I suppose.
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Ah, maybe it's not
that big a deal.
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PENNY: No, no, no,
your feelings
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are valid.
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Now, why don't
you go wash up,
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and we'll call you
when dinner's ready.
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Okay.
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(door closes)
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What did you do--
Are you a witch?
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No, I've been reading
Bernadette's parenting book.
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It's like the answer key
to the Sheldon test.
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That's amazing.
I know.
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But, you know,
it's only birth to five.
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What do we do when he turns six?
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Take him to the zoo
and leave him there.
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Hey, Bernadette.
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Oh, hey, Raj.
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Howard's not here.
Oh, I know,
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he's been in the lab every night
this week with his work wife.
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That's weird,
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I thought his work wife
was standing in my kitchen.
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Don't be snippy.
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I came to see
how you were doing.
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Like, uh, do you need help
with anything?
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Oh, thank you.
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There are a few things
around the house
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that I've been waiting
for Howard to get to.
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The smoke alarms...
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No, I meant emotionally.
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How are you feeling?
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Like you're not really here
to help me.
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Well, still snippy.
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Everything's fine.
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Howard's really excited
about his work,
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he's been in a great mood...
I'm really proud of him.
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And I can fit into the pants
I wore in high school.
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Come on, we don't need
to lie to each other.
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You're right.
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I have a teething baby,
I'm pregnant,
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I have a proposal due tomorrow.
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I don't have time to hear about
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how much you're missing
my husband.
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Well, I think I know why
he's been working so late.
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Hi.
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Welcome home.
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How was work?
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Great.
Howard had an idea for...
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That's enough about work.
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Aw, you just got here.
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You need to sit down
and let me pamper you.
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(laughs): Oh.
Well, that sounds nice.
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I got you a little something
to help you relax.
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Sheldon, that is the sweetest,
most...
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What... what is this?
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The notes from our
quantum cognition project.
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I thought we could
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spend the evening
grinding away on it.
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(sighs) I just got
home, I'm tired.
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Of Howard, I know.
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So how about you and me
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make some beautiful
science together?
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Sheldon, I want to work on this
with you, just not tonight.
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What if we get up early and do
it in the morning? I promise,
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I'll be way more into it.
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You know what?
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There was a time that
you would've been happy
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to stay up and collaborate
all night with me.
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And then wake up in the morning
and do it some more.
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(sighs) Fine, but can
we make it quick?
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No.
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If you're just gonna make me
do all the work, then go to bed.
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But don't be surprised
if you walk out here
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and catch me doing it myself.
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Ugh, Sheldon's texting me
to drive him to Bernadette's.
246
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Well, what are you gonna say?
Well, they did just introduce the middle finger emoji.
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If it's not for this,
I don't know what it's for.
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No, no, no.
He'll just think that means
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"Be there in a minute."
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Uh...
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Maybe there's something
in the book that will help.
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Worth a shot.
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Okay. Let's see, let's see.
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"Biting other children"?
255
00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:46,111
Well, sometimes, but...
problem for another day.
256
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,412
Okay, wait, wait.
Here we go.
257
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,214
"Let him have ownership
of his choices.
258
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:52,384
Allow him to choose from options
that are acceptable to you."
259
00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,653
All right, I'll give it a try.
260
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:59,257
"I can drive you in two hours
or you can take an Uber."
261
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,760
Good. See, now he feels
like he has a choice.
262
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,528
Huh.
(phone chimes)
263
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:06,598
He's gonna take an Uber.
264
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,901
Wow, it worked.
265
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:13,605
Unless he bites
the driver, yeah.
266
00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:17,175
And now they're working
on a Saturday?
267
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,443
Can you believe them?
268
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,645
Like, is this how you
envisioned your weekend?
269
00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,715
No, it is not.
270
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,750
This whole thing is maddening.
271
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,352
I'm really busy.
272
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,754
I don't have time to
listen to you complain.
273
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:32,023
Hey. You're complaining, too.
274
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,425
"Sheldon, why are you here?"
275
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:37,762
"Sheldon, the applesauce
is for the baby."
276
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:42,667
What do you want?
I just wish I could make Howard feel as angry as I'm feeling.
277
00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:47,105
Well, maybe you could do
something he likes
278
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,707
and make him jealous.
279
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,275
Like what?
280
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,077
Have you ever read Tom Sawyer?
281
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,144
No.
282
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,447
Chores. He likes chores.
283
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,350
Ooh. What kind of chores?
284
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:03,388
Well, you could change the
batteries in the smoke detectors.
285
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,124
That would drive him crazy.
286
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,826
That's great.
287
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,662
Oh, he'll be so mad smoke
will be coming out of his ears.
288
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:14,132
And then the smoke detectors
will detect it.
289
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,967
Wait, wait, now, hold on.
290
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,902
Why'd you ask me
about Tom Sawyer?
291
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,305
I'm just interested in you.
292
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:24,542
Well, you are sweeter
than your applesauce.
293
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,080
Okay, I'm gonna extend
the wait time and have it poll
294
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,815
the A-to-D converter
at the top of the loop
295
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:31,916
instead of the bottom.
296
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,218
Oh. That's impressive.
297
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:36,321
You think that's impressive,
take apart that brain model.
298
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:39,858
(gasps)
299
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,092
Oh my God-- three of clubs.
300
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,794
That was my card!
301
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,295
How did you...?
302
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:47,098
I used to make it
appear in my pants,
303
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,834
but HR said I had
to stop doing that.
304
00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,938
So, how much longer
till we can test it?
305
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:57,275
Well, it needs to compile,
so it's gonna be a few minutes.
306
00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,211
Sounds like we've earned
ourselves a break.
307
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,380
You want to hear
some Neil Sedaka?
308
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:05,150
You know, that's your
greatest magic trick,
309
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,352
'cause you just read my mind.
310
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,690
♪ I love, I love,
I love my calendar girl ♪
311
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:16,728
♪ Yeah, sweet calendar girl ♪
312
00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:20,598
♪ I love, I love,
I love my calendar girl ♪
313
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,067
♪ Each and every day
of the year ♪
314
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,336
♪ January ♪
315
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:29,140
♪ You start the year
all fine... ♪
Well, well, well.
316
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,509
Hi.
Hey.
317
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:35,013
You say you're busy as bees,
yet here you are, dancing.
318
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,048
Although I suppose
bees do dance,
319
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,751
but their dance lets other bees know
where the pollen is, and yours does not.
320
00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:46,224
So my logic, despite
that slight detour, does track.
321
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,726
We're just waiting
for my code to compile.
322
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,428
What are you doing here?
I stopped by
323
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,764
to see if you wanted
to go to the movies with me.
324
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,265
Well, I-I'd love to,
325
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,868
but we're just about
to test the interface.
326
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:57,802
It could take a while.
327
00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,004
Okay, buddy, it--
it's not my place,
328
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:03,374
but Bernadette's been
feeling a little abandoned
329
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,343
with all the hours that
you've been putting in.
330
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,579
You just asked him
to go to the movies.
331
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,247
Yeah, but our weird
relationship was grandfathered
332
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:12,517
into their marriage,
and yours was not.
333
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:18,356
Okay, I put new batteries
in the smoke detectors.
334
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,991
Did you do the laundry?
335
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,392
I sure did. Ooh.
336
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,995
He's gonna be steamed.
337
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:27,198
Just like his dress shirts.
338
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,067
At least he can still
clean the oven,
339
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,301
so that's something.
340
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,103
Oh, that's what he thinks.
Where's your steel wool?
341
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,172
Right here.
342
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,608
We make quite the team.
343
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,610
Sure do.
344
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,379
Guys, you won't believe this.
345
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,349
I stopped by the university
to check in on Howard and Amy,
346
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,750
and they were having fun.
347
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,719
Well, don't worry.
He won't be having any fun
348
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,653
when he gets home.
349
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,555
I did all his favorite chores.
350
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,024
What are you talking about?
351
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,792
Howard hates doing chores.
352
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,128
Wait, then why would Bernadette
tell me that... (gasps)
353
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,330
Bernadette.
354
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,234
Did you play on my well
established gullibility
355
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,802
to clean your house?
356
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,272
Sure did.
357
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,908
Well, I would storm out of here,
358
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,243
but I already have
the gloves and the steel wool,
359
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:15,513
and I really do love
cleaning an oven. Move.
360
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,583
She made me do all her chores,
361
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,418
and it wasn't even her
idea-- she stole it
362
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,087
from Tom Sawyer.
363
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,622
You know what? This is crazy.
364
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:27,325
Howard and Amy are working
together-- get over it.
365
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,393
Leonard, what are you doing?
366
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,460
"Knowing when to say when."
367
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,995
This is not a big deal.
368
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:35,333
It is a big deal.
Howard's getting Amy used to laughing and listening to music.
369
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,936
What if she expects
that madness at home?
370
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,737
Yeah, that is a good point.
I'm really proud of the way
371
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,272
you're able to express
your feelings.
372
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,373
SHELDON:
Thank you.
373
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,708
I'm just so angry.
374
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,575
You know,
375
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,044
everyone gets angry.
376
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:49,647
Even mommies and daddies.
377
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,617
You can't think
this is the right time
378
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,385
to "validate his behavior."
379
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,688
Okay, what about
"presenting a united front"?
380
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,790
What about you coddling him
and he's never gonna learn?
381
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:03,594
Look.
You sound frustrated, and I'm really proud of the way
382
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:06,798
you're able to state
your opinion.
383
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,399
Thank you.
384
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,968
Wait, no, no.
385
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,971
Don't use that book on me.
386
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,038
SHELDON:
W-Wait,
387
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,039
what book?
388
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:18,142
(groans) Penny's been using one of
Bernadette's parenting books on you.
389
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,744
What? So has he.
390
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,914
Wh-What makes you think
you can treat me like a child?
391
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:29,954
Your shampoo comes
in a Big Bird bottle.
392
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:32,590
That's because the adult shampoo
burns my man eyes.
393
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,696
Hey, what are you working on?
394
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,999
Oh, my God, you're still here?
395
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,435
Well, of course I'm here.
396
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,571
I know what
you're going through.
397
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:50,441
Really? You have a needy
Indian man in your house?
398
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,678
I did,
but then he came over here.
399
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,548
So is this how it's gonna be
if we have kids?
400
00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,083
You're just gonna
throw me under the bus?
401
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:01,452
If you spoil them the way you do
Sheldon, then, yeah.
402
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,687
Uh, my way was working.
403
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,921
Okay? I think you're just upset
404
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,224
because there are some things
I am better than you at.
405
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,092
Well, you can't end a sentence
with a preposition,
406
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:10,762
so clearly, not grammar.
407
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:13,097
If you're so smart,
was that a smart thing to say?
408
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,265
That depends. Before I said it,
409
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,633
was sex tonight
still on the table?
410
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,435
No.
Then it's fine.
411
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,906
You know, once we get this
operational,
412
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,575
we could probably figure out
how to make it wireless.
413
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,577
That'd be amazing.
414
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,945
(phone chimes)
415
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,048
Oh, that's Sheldon.
416
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,250
Oh, he's upset with
Leonard and Penny.
417
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,885
(phone whooshes)
418
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,153
And Bernadette.
419
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,554
(phone whooshes)
420
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,889
And Mark Twain.
421
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,860
Yeah, Bernadette
texted earlier.
422
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,129
Raj is really getting
on her nerves.
423
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,331
Well, I guess we have
been working late a lot.
424
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,466
(sighs)
425
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,068
Should we call it a
night and go home?
426
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,404
Or we could brew a pot
of coffee and power through.
427
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,107
I don't know,
it's getting kind of late.
428
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,209
Hey, where's my watch?
429
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,343
Why don't you ask
430
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,878
your skeleton?
431
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,316
(Amy gasps)
432
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,185
Oh, my God.
433
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,520
How is that even possible?!
434
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,261
This is great,
the two of us hanging out.
435
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,729
Why didn't we think
of this earlier?
436
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,630
Agreed.
437
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,466
I don't need Amy
to watch a movie.
438
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,302
I can not hold your
hand just as easily.
439
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,504
(music begins playing over TV)
440
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:34,412
In the book this is based
on, that man's the killer.
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