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You're traveling
through another dimension-
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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind.
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A journey into a wondrous land
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whose boundaries
are that of imagination.
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That's the signpost up ahead.
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Your next stop,
the twilight zone.
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I told you that santa claus
should be back by 6:00.
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Come on,
mom, let's go.
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Hey, you told me
to tell you when it was 6:30.
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It's 6:30.
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That's right.
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It's exactly 6:30.
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So...
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so what happens now?
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You turn into a reindeer?
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Would that i could.
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I'll have
another one.
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You owe me for six
drinks and a sandwich.
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That's $3.80.
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Why do you suppose there
isn't really a santa claus?
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How's that?
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Why isn't there a real santa
claus... for kids like that?
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What am i supposed to be-
some kind of philosopher?
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You know
what your trouble is?
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You let that dopey
red suit go to your head.
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Are you some kind of a nut?
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Here's your change.
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I'll flip you-
double or nothing.
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What do you think this is,
monte carlo?
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Finish and get out.
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I've had enough...
to eat.
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Hello, jack's place.
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No, jack's not here.
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This is bruce.
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Wait a minute.
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Santa claus, i catch
you trying that
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one more time
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i'm going to break
both your arms
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up to the
shoulder blades.
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Now, go on,
get out of here.
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What's that?
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No, it's just santa claus
trying to heist the joint.
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Thanks a lot, bruce.
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Please, santa
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i want a carriage
and a dolly...
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please,
i want a gun...
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and a playhouse...
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and a set
of soldiers
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and a fort...
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and oh, please,
santa claus
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a job
for my daddy.
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Please,
a big turkey
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for our christmas dinner.
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This is mr. Henry corwin,
normally unemployed
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who once a year takes
the lead role
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in the uniquely popular
american institution
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that of
a department store santa claus
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in a road company version of
the night before christmas
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but in just a moment, mr. Henry
corwin, ersatz santa claus
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will enter a strange kind
of north pole
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which is one part
the wondrous spirit of christmas
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and one part the magic
that can only be found
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in the twilight zone.
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You should see me
with erector sets.
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Corwin, you're an hour late!
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I am?
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Now, you get up
on your throne
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and see if you can keep from
disillusioning a lot of kids
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that not only isn't
there a santa claus
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but the one in this store
happens to be a wino
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who'd be more at home playing
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
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Now, get with it,
santa claus!
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You go ahead.
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You climb up
on his lap.
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Go ahead, he
won't hurt you
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will you,
santa claus?
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You won't hurt
my little boy.
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Go on, tell him!
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What's
your name?
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Percival smithers.
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And what do you want
for christmas, percival?
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A new front name.
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Percy!
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I think
we have...
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look, mom!
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Santa claus
is loaded.
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You've got
some nerve!
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You ought
to be ashamed.
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Madam...
i am ashamed.
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Come on,
percival.
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I hope this
won't be
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a traumatic
experience for you.
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Sot!
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Is there some
trouble here?
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Yes, there's
some trouble.
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I shall never trade
in this store again.
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It seems you hire
your santa clauses
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out of a gutter.
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All right,
back to work.
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Back to your
positions, please.
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And now, mr. Kris kringle
of the lower depths
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since it is only a few hours
to closing time
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it is my distinct
pleasure to tell you
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that there is no more
need for your services.
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You have had it!
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Now, get out here!
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I'd be very glad to.
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And get that crummy
red suit back
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to wherever you
rented it from
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before you really tie
one on and destroy it.
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You drunk!
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Thank you very much,
mr. Dundee.
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As to my drinking,
this is indefensible
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and you have
my abject apologies.
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I find of late that i
have very little choice
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in the matter of
expressing emotions.
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I can either drink
or i can weep
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and drinking is
so much more subtle.
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Will you please leave?
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As for my
insubordination
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i was not rude
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to that woman.
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Someone should remind her
that christmas
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is more than barging up
and down department store aisles
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and pushing people
out of the way.
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Now, corwin...
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someone has
to tell her
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that christmas is another thing,
finer than that...
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richer, finer, truer
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and it should come with patience
and love, charity, compassion.
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That's what
i would have told her
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if you'd given me the chance.
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Well, how
philosophical
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mr. Corwin.
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Now, perhaps
as your parting word
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you can tell us
how we can go about
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living up to these
wondrous yule standards
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which you have
so graciously
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laid down for us.
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I don't know
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how to tell you, mr. Dundee.
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I don't know at all.
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All i know is
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that i'm an aging,
purposeless relic
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of another time
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and i live in a
dirty rooming house
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on a street
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filled with hungry
kids and shabby people
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where the only thing
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that comes
down the chimney
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on christmas eve
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is more poverty.
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Will you keep your voice down?
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Do you know
another reason
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why i drink,
mr. Dundee?
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So that when i walk
down the tenements
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i can really think
it's the north pole
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and the children are elves
and that i'm really santa claus
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bringing them
a bag of wondrous gifts
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for all of them.
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I just wish, mr. Dundee,
on one christmas-
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only one...
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that i could see
some of the hopeless ones...
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and the dreamless ones...
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just on one christmas
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i'd like to see the meek
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inherit the earth.
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And that's why i drink,
mr. Dundee...
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and that's why i weep.
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George, you want
another drink?
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Hey, look.
It's santa claus!
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Look, there's
santa claus.
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Come on in.
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Nah, nah.
Go on, get lost.
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Get out of here.
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Merry christmas.
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Santa's a lush.
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Hey, everybody!
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Hey, kids!
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Merry christmas, everybody!
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Hey, kids! Everybody!
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Merry christmas!
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Merry christmas, everybody!
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Merry christmas!
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? joy to the world?
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? the lord is come?
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? let earth receive her king?
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? let every heart
prepare him room?
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? and heaven and nature sing?
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? and heaven and nature sing?
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? and heaven...?
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What is going on here?
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What's the idea of coming
in here and disrupting
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the christmas
eve service?
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Sister florence, i
ain't touched a drop
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since last thursday and
that's the gospel truth.
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And i swear to you
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on account of i've seen
it with my own eyes-
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santa claus is coming down
the street heading this way
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and bringing everybody
his heart's desire.
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There's a real,
honest-to-goodness santa...
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merry christmas,
gentlemen.
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Now, what'll be
your pleasure
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for christmas,
gentlemen?
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How about you, burt?
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I fancy a new pipe.
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Let's see what
i can do for you.
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Here's your
new pipe.
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How about you?
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I want a sweater.
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A sweater-
what size?
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Who cares
what size?
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Oh, thank you.
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Could i have
a smoking jacket?
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A smoking jacket
to go with the pipe.
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I'll see
what i can get.
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There's your
smoking jacket.
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Where did you get
all these gifts?
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Sister florence
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don't ask me to explain.
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I'm just as much in the dark
as anybody else.
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All i know is i've got
a santa claus bag here
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that gives everybody
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exactly what they
want for christmas
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and as long
as it's putting out
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i'm putting in.
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Sister florence,
how about a new dress?
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Give that to
sister florence
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when she
comes back.
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Thank you.
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A bottle of wine.
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Merry christmas, officer,
merry christmas.
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What's your name?
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Henry corwin...
or is it?
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Maybe it's santa claus or
kris kringle- i don't know.
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You're drunk, corwin.
Is that it?
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Of course
i'm drunk.
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I'm intoxicated
with the spirit of the yule.
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Drunk with the spirit
of the yule.
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Intoxicated with the magic and
wonder that is christmas eve.
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I'm inebriated
with joy and delight.
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Yes, officer, i'm drunk.
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We'll settle this
in a hurry.
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Have you got a receipt
for this stuff?
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Receipt?
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Of course you've
got a receipt.
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No.
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Sister florence
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would you please collect
all the stolen goods
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and put them
in a pile over there?
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I'll send for them
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when i check on
who owns them.
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Come on, santa.
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Be right with you,
officer.
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Don't worry about
a thing, gentlemen.
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There's more
where this came from.
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Officer, let me tell you
how this whole thing started.
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I was having a glass
down at jack's place.
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It was just about 4:30 in the
afternoon when i got there.
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Like i said,
officer
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i arrived at jack's
place about 4:30-
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between 4:30 and 5:00,
the cocktail hour.
263
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:38,497
Jack wasn't there
but bruce was.
264
00:16:38,532 --> 00:16:39,498
I know bruce, yes.
265
00:16:39,533 --> 00:16:41,000
Right here.
266
00:16:41,035 --> 00:16:42,001
After you.
267
00:16:42,036 --> 00:16:43,002
I had a sandwich
268
00:16:43,037 --> 00:16:44,503
that i couldn't
finish
269
00:16:44,538 --> 00:16:46,005
and i got
to talking...
270
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:52,511
uh-huh, here he is and
here we are and there that is.
271
00:16:52,546 --> 00:16:53,712
And here
you are.
272
00:16:53,747 --> 00:16:56,715
How nice to see you
again, mr. Dundee.
273
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,017
And how nice it will be
274
00:16:58,052 --> 00:17:01,020
to see my wistful saint nicholas
going up the river.
275
00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:03,522
Do you suppose he can get
as much ten years?
276
00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:04,523
Ten years?
277
00:17:04,558 --> 00:17:06,025
Well, it don't
look good, corwin.
278
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,926
Of course, they could
lop off a few months
279
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:09,928
if you was to tell them
where the rest of the loot was.
280
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,431
He's been giving out the stuff
for two and half hours.
281
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,932
He must have
a warehouse full of it.
282
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,634
I'm glad you
brought that up.
283
00:17:15,669 --> 00:17:16,635
There seems
to be
284
00:17:16,670 --> 00:17:18,637
a slight
discrepancy here.
285
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:20,139
Listen, you moth-eaten
robin hood
286
00:17:20,174 --> 00:17:23,642
the wholesale theft of thousands
of dollars worth of goods
287
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,144
is not a
slight discrepancy.
288
00:17:25,179 --> 00:17:26,145
Though i can tell you
right now, corwin
289
00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:29,648
this whole affair comes
as no surprise to me.
290
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:32,651
I'd perceived that criminal
glint in your eyes
291
00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:35,154
the first minute
i'd laid eyes on you.
292
00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:38,157
It seems to me
293
00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:39,658
that you've
put your finger
294
00:17:39,693 --> 00:17:41,660
on the problem,
mr. Dundee.
295
00:17:41,695 --> 00:17:42,661
This bag
doesn't know
296
00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:45,164
whether to give out
gifts or garbage.
297
00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:47,566
It was giving out gifts
when i seen it.
298
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:50,069
Whatever they was wanting
corwin was supplying.
299
00:17:50,104 --> 00:17:52,571
All kinds of stuff-
toys, gifts, expensive stuff.
300
00:17:52,606 --> 00:17:54,073
Admit it, corwin.
301
00:17:54,108 --> 00:17:55,574
Oh, i admit it, i admit it.
302
00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:57,576
But it seems to me
the essence of our problem is
303
00:17:57,611 --> 00:18:00,579
that we're dealing
with a most unusual bag.
304
00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:04,183
My advice to you is to clean up
this mess and get out here.
305
00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:08,287
Officer flaherty, you
call yourself a policeman.
306
00:18:08,322 --> 00:18:11,290
Well, i suppose it
is a demanding task-
307
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:14,293
to distinguish between
a bag full of garbage
308
00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:17,796
and an inventory of
expensive stolen gifts.
309
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:19,298
Mr. Dundee, believe me.
310
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,799
It's like corwin says:
311
00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:24,303
We're dealing with
the supernatural here.
312
00:18:24,338 --> 00:18:25,304
In other words
313
00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:27,806
all we have to do
is to ask mr. Corwin
314
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:30,309
to make a little
abracadabra for us
315
00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:32,311
and no sooner
said, done.
316
00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:33,812
Well, go ahead,
corwin.
317
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,315
I fancy a bottle
of cherry brandy
318
00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:37,316
vintage 1903.
319
00:18:37,351 --> 00:18:40,719
Oh, that's a good year.
320
00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:43,222
And as for you,
officer flaherty
321
00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:45,224
how dare you
drag me down here
322
00:18:45,259 --> 00:18:47,226
at the busiest time
of the year
323
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,728
to look at a bag
full of garbage?
324
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:50,729
Mr. Dundee...
325
00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:52,731
pardon me,
gentlemen.
326
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:55,234
Merry christmas
to both of you!
327
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,245
"To mr. Dundee,
from santa."
328
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,247
Here, mr, dundee.
329
00:19:08,282 --> 00:19:10,249
You need one.
330
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,355
Here's beautiful
yellow sweater for you.
331
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:17,356
I want a toy.
332
00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:19,858
I've got a beautiful
toy for you.
333
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,860
I want an electric
train engine.
334
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,362
Electric train engine?
Diesel or steam?
335
00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:24,363
I don't care.
336
00:19:24,398 --> 00:19:25,164
There it is.
337
00:19:25,199 --> 00:19:26,165
I want
a dolly.
338
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,666
You want a dolly.
339
00:19:27,701 --> 00:19:29,168
A blonde, brunette...
340
00:19:29,203 --> 00:19:30,669
blonde!
341
00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:31,670
Here she is.
342
00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,172
I want a
toy, please.
343
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:36,175
Oh, i've got one
here for you.
344
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,277
Right there, sweetheart.
345
00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:40,779
I've got a
baseball bat for you
346
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,781
and a toy dog for you.
347
00:19:42,816 --> 00:19:44,283
Thanks.
348
00:19:44,318 --> 00:19:45,784
And a baseball mitt.
349
00:19:50,324 --> 00:19:52,291
Merry christmas to all!
350
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:11,310
Nothing for you
this christmas?
351
00:20:11,345 --> 00:20:14,313
I think i've had
the nicest christmas
352
00:20:14,348 --> 00:20:16,815
since the beginning
of time.
353
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:18,016
Nothing for you.
354
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,519
Nothing for yourself,
not a thing.
355
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:26,525
You know, i... i can't think
of anything i want.
356
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:31,029
I guess what
i've really wanted is...
357
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:34,032
to be the biggest gift giver
of all times
358
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,034
and in a way
359
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:40,739
i think i had that tonight.
360
00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:47,246
Although, if i had my choice
of any gift- any gift at all-
361
00:20:47,281 --> 00:20:51,750
i think i'd wish
i could do this every year.
362
00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:53,051
That'd be
some gift
363
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,553
wouldn't it,
burt?
364
00:20:54,588 --> 00:20:56,555
Oh, it sure would.
365
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,557
God bless
you, burt
366
00:20:58,592 --> 00:21:00,158
and merry christmas
to you.
367
00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,160
Merry christmas
to you, too, santa
368
00:21:02,195 --> 00:21:05,664
and thanks for the smoking
jacket and the pipe.
369
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:06,665
Don't mention it.
370
00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:07,926
We've been waiting
quite a while
371
00:22:07,961 --> 00:22:09,928
for you, santa claus.
372
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:13,932
Oh, no.
373
00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:15,934
Did you hear
what i said?
374
00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:18,937
I said we've been
waiting quite a while
375
00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:20,439
for you, santa claus.
376
00:22:28,482 --> 00:22:30,949
We've got a year of
hard work ahead of us
377
00:22:30,984 --> 00:22:33,452
to get ready
for next christmas.
378
00:22:33,487 --> 00:22:34,453
Come on.
379
00:22:34,488 --> 00:22:36,955
Are you ready?
380
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:38,957
Oh, yeah.
381
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:52,671
Going home,
officer flaherty?
382
00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:55,173
Going home, mr.
Dundee, and you?
383
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,175
Going home,
officer flaherty.
384
00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,178
This is the most
remarkable christmas eve
385
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:01,179
i've ever had.
386
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,693
Flaherty...
387
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:17,195
i could have
sworn that i...
388
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,196
did you see it?
389
00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:19,698
I thought i did.
390
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:20,699
What did you see?
391
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:22,701
I don't think
i ought to tell you.
392
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:25,203
You might report me
for drinking on duty.
393
00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,205
Go ahead,
what did you see?
394
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,707
It was corwin,
mr. Dundee
395
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:31,209
big as life in a
sleigh with reindeer
396
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:32,711
sitting next to an elf
397
00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:34,713
and riding up
toward the sky.
398
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,715
That's about
the size of it
399
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,216
ain't it,
mr. Dundee?
400
00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:44,723
Flaherty, you better
come home with me
401
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:47,726
and we'll pour out
some hot coffee
402
00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:50,729
and we'll pour
some brandy in it
403
00:23:50,764 --> 00:23:52,731
and we'll...
404
00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:58,737
and we'll thank god
for miracles, flaherty.
405
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:05,243
A word to the wise, to all
the children of the 20th century
406
00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:08,246
whether their concern be
pediatrics or geriatrics
407
00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:11,249
whether they crawl on hands
and knees and wear diapers
408
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:13,752
or walk with a cane
and comb their beards.
409
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,754
There's a wondrous magic
to christmas
410
00:24:16,254 --> 00:24:19,257
and there's a special power
reserved for little people.
411
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:22,377
In short, there's
nothing mightier than the meek.
412
00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:30,435
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413
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:54,960
this is james arness.
414
00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:57,963
You know, it's only a short hop
fromthe twilight zone
415
00:24:57,998 --> 00:24:59,965
to dodge city andgunsmoke.
416
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,467
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