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Boys, I'd love to go
to the Halloween party tonight...
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but I can only go with one of you.
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Okay. Tough luck, Carlton.
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Beat it, see you, scram, sayonara,
peace out. And so long, screwy.
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Not so fast. I don't even know you.
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Count your blessings.
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Now do you see, miss? This is an example
of the difference between the two of us.
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I mean while Carlton snaps at every opportunity
to take a cheap shot...
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I'm the kindest, gentlest soul
you'll ever want to meet.
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Melinda, I'm nice to all people.
Young and old.
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Like a couple weeks ago,
Carlton's grandmother visited.
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Who kept her company? Not Carlton.
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Me....
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What are you doing up so late?
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Child, I had to get up
and get breakfast started.
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I don't know what you all got
that Geoffrey for.
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- Five-card draw?
- Yeah, I'm with it.
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You know granny, I really like you.
You and grandpa, you have fun.
You tell jokes.
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- You all bust me up.
- Thank you, son.
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Hey, look, granny, it's late,
everybody's asleep.
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You can level with me.
Uncle Phil's adopted, right?
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Oh now, we're real proud of Zeke.
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Did you know he won "The Young Farmers
Of America Pig Raising" trophy?
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No. I didn't know that, but I'd love
to have some details about that.
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Won it four years running.
They had to retire his slop bucket.
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Slop bucket? I can't wait till he wakes up.
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Respect your elders, son.
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See, I beat you.
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You know, he was the first
black president of the Young Farmers.
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- Was that like a big thing?
- Oh, my, yes!
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I beat you again.
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That was awfully sweet of you
to play cards with her.
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Sweet? Well, some would say that, but...
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it was just me being my thoughtful self.
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Reality check. This guy
is far from thoughtful.
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He's the most selfish, irresponsible person
I have ever met.
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A few weeks ago, I went on a car trip,
and this guy caused all kinds of trouble.
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Plans for Palm Springs.
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One: Work on golf swing.
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Two: Review SAT practice book.
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Three: Ask Mr. Furth
about a summer internship.
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Four: Get the stick out of your butt!
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Way to go, Will.
You almost made us crash.
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What are you think
you're doing here anyway?
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Come on. Just relax.
Pretend I'm not even here.
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Gladly.
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What you eating?
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For crying out loud.
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Can I have some?
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All right, Will.
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I'll share my snack with you
on one condition.
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When we get to Palm Springs,
you'll behave like a proper gentleman...
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and try to maintain
some sense of decorum and etiquette.
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- Understood?
- Yeah.
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Good. What do you say to an Oreo?
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I say, "What's up, Carlton?"
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He hid in the back seat?
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It got worse.
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Because of his antics,
we got arrested and thrown in jail.
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He's only telling
one side of the story, Melinda.
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When we were in jail, this boy cracked.
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I had to do everything in my power
to try to hold him together.
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This is terrible. I'm ruined.
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I'll be kicked out of the glee club,
I won't get into Princeton.
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I won't be admitted to the bar.
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Neither will I. The cops took my fake ID.
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Come on, man, don't give me
that my-dog-is-dead face.
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- Come on. Let's sing.
- I'm not singing.
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This is just retarded.
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Come on, man, let it go. You'll feel better.
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Melinda, I've been charitable so far,
but now's the time to take off the gloves.
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You don't know
what a date with Will is like.
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One evening, not so long ago,
Will was walking a young lady home...
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Yo, I told you, babe.
A date with me is a night to remember.
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What'd you think of dinner?
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Dinner? It was just a Slurpee.
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I did that for you, baby.
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Keep that body of yours slim, trim,
and ready for action.
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Well, your hamburger and fries
sure did look good.
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Baby, that's man food.
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It's getting awfully late, Will.
Shouldn't we take a cab?
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Well, that's awfully expensive, baby.
Let's just walk down this dark alley.
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All right, punk.
Your money or your girlfriend.
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- My brother, you're making this too easy.
- Will!
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Unhand her!
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And who are you?
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Banks. Carlton Banks.
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One second, Melinda, please.
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Carlton, what the hell was that?
That never happened.
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It could have.
Besides, when we made this bet...
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there was nothing in the rules
that said no lying.
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Well, you know,
two can play at that game.
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Hey. What were you two talking about?
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I was just asking Carlton how long
he's been a pathological liar.
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And he said ever since
he was the emperor of China.
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- You mean, the story wasn't true?
- Of course not.
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I'll tell you what a typical night
with me is like...
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Master William, you have a visitor.
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A Mr. Jackson.
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Come on, G. I don't have time
for these interruptions.
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I got homework forever.
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Tell Michael I'll have
to work on his dance steps later.
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That's Bo Jackson.
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Yo, what's up, babe?
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Watch the handshake, man.
There goes baseball season.
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My fault. What you need, man?
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Well, i'm throwing this formal dinner party...
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and Bo don't know what to serve.
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No problem. Let me hook you up
with my resident fun expert.
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- Hey, yo, Heav.
- You rang?
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Bo Jackson, Heavy D.
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- Yo.
- Yo, Bo.
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Tell Heav your problem.
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I'm throwing this formal dinner party.
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And when it comes to cooking,
Bo don't know diddley.
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I think that's pronounced diddley, diddley,
diddley, diddley, diddley, diddley.
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Heav, show Bo around the kitchen.
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No problem.
Follow me, your running backness.
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Thanks so much for letting me
be your close and personal friend.
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Back at you, babe.
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Hello.
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Hey, Will, what's up man? This is Malcolm.
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Yo! What up, home?
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Listen, i'm going on this date tonight.
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And I really want to impress this girl,
and I was wondering if...
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maybe I could tell her I know you?
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Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm...
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I mean, look, I understand your instinct...
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but you shouldn't try to impress a girl
with who you know.
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It's much better that she like you
just for yourself.
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If she gets to know the Malcolm I know,
I don't think she'll be able to resist.
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Thanks a lot, Will.
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Man, i don't know what I would do
without you as a close, personal friend.
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- Peace, man.
- Hey, peace, babe.
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Master William, you have another visitor.
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Come on, G, please.
I got to get my homework done.
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Terribly sorry, sir,
but he's otherwise engaged.
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But I happen to be his close,
personal friend.
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Will, I got a serious problem.
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Tonight I'm supposed to go in the studio
and finish up this record.
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I can't find the lead singer.
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This is real important to me.
I need your help this time, man.
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First of all, let's check our ego at the door.
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- Q, I saved your butt before.
- I know.
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That Thriller thing.
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Q, as always, you need a singer,
I'll get you a singer, man.
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Yo, what's up, man? This is Prince.
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I got Quincy Jones over here.
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Dude is in pain.
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Could you come right over?
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All right. In a minute, babe.
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- Who was that?
- Oh, a close, personal friend.
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Mr. Al B. Sure.
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- What's going on, man?
- Yo, what's up?
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I'm glad you could come
on such short notice.
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- I need a big favor.
- Anything for you.
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- Quincy Jones, Al B. Sure.
- AI B.
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Hey, Quincy Jones. What's happening?
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- Yo, y'all get to work on that track.
- Let's do it.
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Will, 8:30, I've got to see
A Different World. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, man. I love that show.
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Really?
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- Hey, yo, K.
- What?
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What's happening, babe?
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I want you to meet
a couple of close, personal friends of mine.
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Quincy Jones, Al B. Sure.
Kadeem Hardison.
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Man, this dude knows everybody.
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Yeah, that was a kind of slow night for me.
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So come on, what's up?
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- Come to the party with me.
- No, come to the party with me.
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Guys, guys, listen, you have both made
such good cases for yourself...
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it makes it even harder to choose.
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So, I'm going to have to go with basic...
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raw, physical attraction.
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What time should I be there, Carlton?
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Welcome back to Croissants Aplenty.
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I didn't order...
What kind of a croissant is that?
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It's peanut butter. And it's on the house.
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Looks like it's been on the floor.
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You look a little down.
Did you lose the contest to your friend?
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Yeah. Who'd have guessed it?
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Especially in a place this well lit.
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Strange things happen on Halloween.
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Don't remind me. I got to go
to that party tonight on the solo tip.
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Don't feel too bad.
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There's bound to be at least
one other guy there without a date.
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Yeah. You know, Cindy,
you're probably right.
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Master William, there were
three phone messages for you.
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From a Miss Karen, a Miss Judy,
and a Miss Trisha.
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What did they say?
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"How desperate do you think I am?"
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"Not on your life."
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And, "Ha ha ha ha ha...
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"ha."
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So, why did the security guard
stop you, Hilary?
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It seems I fit the description of a shoplifter
they've been trying to catch.
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What was the description?
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I don't know exactly, but it's fair
to guess that "stunning" was part of it.
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Eugene said he was sorry.
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Who is Eugene?
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The security guard.
Hilary invited him to the party.
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Why did you do that?
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It seemed to speed up the paperwork.
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Before the party starts,
I think I'll go up and get some rest.
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Wait a minute. Philip,
you didn't get a costume.
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You went to that silly gadget store.
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I didn't buy a silly gadget.
I bought a stapler.
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Only three pencils remain.Proceed to stationery store immediately.
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Everyone go get ready.
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I'm going to put my costume on now.
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What is it, Hilary?
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A gorgeous Yves Saint Laurent dress.
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Scary.
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I just got off the phone with Melinda,
my date.
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She's coming as Mrs. Santa Claus.
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I hope that doesn't conflict
with what your date will be wearing.
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For your information, I have a date.
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What's her name?
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Janet Girlie.
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Geoffrey, isn't this a fabulous party?
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The entire Brat Pack is here,
plus two Twin Peakers.
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Oh, Miss Ashley. You look
absolutely splendid in your costume.
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I wanted to come as a ballerina...
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but I guess a short guy with a mustache
is the next best thing.
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Carlton. White face and lipstick.
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Boy, you're living out
all your fantasies tonight, huh?
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So, sore loser, is your date here yet?
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She'll be here.
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Will, for your information, the skeleton
over there is Elizabeth McGovern...
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and the unicorn standing next to her
is Kevin Bacon.
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And they both wish
you would stop hitting on them.
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Why did you come as Elton John?
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I'm supposed to be Superfly, Hilary.
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Well, your super fly's open.
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Trick or treat!
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Can I take a look
inside those bags, please?
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What kind of outfit is that
for a Halloween party?
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I'm going as Comfortable Man.
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Is that a comic-book hero?
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Sort of.
He has superhuman bill-paying powers...
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so he gets to dress however he likes.
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Love that costume, Daddy.
243
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Oh, no.
244
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Well, Philip, do you know
who I'm supposed to be?
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I don't care. You look fantastic.
246
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:02,500
What are you looking at, clown?
247
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:09,700
Oh, look. There's Kiefer Sutherland
talking to River Phoenix.
248
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,500
What happened to your date, Carlton?
249
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,400
Did she hit her head
and her eyesight come back?
250
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,900
She's powdering her nose.
251
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:19,800
I can understand your bitterness, Will.
252
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,200
The party's almost over,
and you lost the bet.
253
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Cinderella.
255
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Hello. Is my prince here?
256
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Hello, Will.
257
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,500
Do I know you?
258
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,800
Give a guy your last
peanut-butter croissant...
259
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,600
he forgets you in a minute.
260
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,700
Cindy? The waitress?
261
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,100
That's right.
262
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,500
Baby, that hairnet
was doing nothing for you.
263
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,500
Will, can I be your date tonight?
264
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,900
Baby, forget tonight.
Let's block out the next 50 years.
265
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,700
Why did you decide to come?
266
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,400
Well, when the two of you showed up
at the restaurant...
267
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I thought you were just
a couple of macho clods.
268
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,700
But when you came back,
you were so sweet.
269
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,700
I guess I'm a sucker for a sad puppy.
270
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:27,200
This doesn't affect our bet, Will.
I still found a date first.
271
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,400
Stop it! Let go of me, you creep!
272
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,800
Eugene, what are you doing? I thought...
273
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,000
our agreement was
you could come to my party...
274
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,200
but you couldn't falsely arrest anybody.
275
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,200
This isn't a false arrest.
276
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,600
This is the shoplifter I mistook you for.
277
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,600
This girl's a kleptomaniac.
278
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,000
- My silverware.
- That's my watch.
279
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,700
My date.
280
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,400
Let this be a lesson to all of you.
281
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,900
You don't have to break the law
to have a happy Halloween.
282
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,100
Good night, now.
283
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,200
Will, may I have this dance?
284
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,200
Yeah, baby. Your prince is in effect.
285
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,800
Where do you live?
286
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,800
I live with my stepmother
and her two daughters...
287
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,400
in Encino.
288
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,400
So, do you work every night?
289
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:40,200
Yeah. I have to stay at the cafe and wait
for everyone to leave, and sweep up.
290
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,200
Where'd you get this fly costume at?
291
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,500
Well, I was sweeping up,
and an old lady came in...
292
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,000
and she...
293
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,300
It's a long story.
294
00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,100
Oh, no.
295
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,700
I didn't know it was so late. I've got to go.
296
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,000
Cindy, wait!
297
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,600
I'm sorry, Will.
298
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,000
Her slipper.
299
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,100
Could it be?
300
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,600
I've been touched by magic.
301
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,600
Oh, my God.
I can't believe I dropped my shoe.
302
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,800
Maybe I should try
some of those insole thingies.
303
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,900
Listen, here's my number.
Call me tomorrow.
304
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,600
I can't believe Carlton went to sleep.
305
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,700
Why couldn't he help us clean up?
306
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:50,700
If you found out the only person
in the world that would go out with you...
307
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,700
was mentally deranged,
you'd go to bed early, too.
308
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,500
Trick or treat!
309
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,600
I'm sorry, we're out of candy.
310
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,700
How come you guys came so late?
311
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,600
We were watching Matlock.
312
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:12,100
I got something better than candy.
A scary story.
313
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,500
It was a cold, dreary, wintry night.
314
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,500
October 31 was the date.
315
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,900
There was a couple of little kids
dressed just like you...
316
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,600
trick or treating in Bel-Air around 8:00.
317
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:35,300
Now, normally Bel-Air was safe and sound.
But this year, things were ill.
318
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:38,400
But, as on every Halloween,
the parents sent their kids out...
319
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,700
not knowing this year it wasn't chill.
320
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,400
There was a rude awakening
in this Bel-Air town...
321
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,500
no more tranquility or peace.
322
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,300
Not Jason, Michael Myers,
or Freddie Krueger...
323
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,900
but this monster was called
the Bel-Air Beast.
324
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,700
This monster was dreadfully ugly...
325
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:56,000
and he bothers you when you're all alone.
326
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,700
A face like nothing
you've ever seen before...
327
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,000
and he reeks of Polo cologne.
328
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:05,800
He stalks his victims slowly,
with the world's most terrible breath.
329
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,900
But he doesn't use an axe or a chain saw...
330
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
he talks his victims to death.
331
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,000
So if you see this monster...
332
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,200
run and don't look back, kids.
333
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:19,400
This monster's called the Bel-Air Beast...
334
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,700
and, oh, my goodness, there he is!
335
00:23:24,700 --> 00:23:29,700
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