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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,560 --> 00:01:13,560 www.psagmeno.com | No1 Subs iNFO 2 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,286 Esteemed citizens of Quartu, 3 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,844 I stand before you a proud Blarg, 4 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:23,845 for tonight, we will twist the very fabric of reality. 5 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,686 We will defy nature with reckless abandon. 6 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:32,364 We have also broken 16 galactic statutes and one star ordinance, 7 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,001 so I shouldn't see anything about this online! 8 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,487 Beautifully worded, sir. 9 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,001 Hmm. 10 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,283 In just a few moments, 11 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:44,604 we will unleash a weapon so powerful that it will take... 12 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:49,049 Stanley, are you seriously still texting after what I just said? 13 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,442 Victor? If you please. 14 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,888 Uh... 15 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:04,201 Mommy. 16 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,129 Dialing Mother. 17 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:10,125 Hello, Horkelberg residence! 18 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,645 Hello? Who is this? 19 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:16,725 Herman, it's that man again. I hear heavy breathing and... 20 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,485 Ew! And chewing! 21 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,846 That's it. I'm calling the police. 22 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,244 Does anyone else feel like texting? Hmm? 23 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,526 Show of hands? 24 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,809 - Anyone? - Uh-uh. 25 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,645 Very well. 26 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,041 Commence deplanetization! 27 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,967 Ready the Deplanetizer! 28 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:36,881 Seriously? 29 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:20,521 496, 497, 498, 499, 500. 30 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:22,523 Come on. Is that all you got? 31 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:25,968 I need you to give me 2,000,010%. 32 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,560 One and two and three and four. 33 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:31,285 Remember, if you feel the burn, that's good. 34 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,488 If you smell the burn, that's bad. 35 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,962 Three, two, one. 36 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,881 Okay, let's dig deep. 37 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,325 Don't quit on me now. 38 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:41,725 Can you feel it? Huh? Huh? 39 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,723 Can you feel the burn? 40 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,801 Are you kidding? I'm on fire. 41 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:51,005 I can take anything you can dish out, so bring it on! 42 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,809 Okay, 2,000 more. 43 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,084 2,000? 44 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,925 One and two, three and four. 45 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,128 No pain, no gain. 46 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:04,165 And we'll be right back after these messages! 47 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,085 Okay, bots! Let's do this! 48 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,242 And lunge! And lunge! 49 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:11,085 Ranger Workout will be right back! 50 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,400 Burn! 51 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,926 Planet Tenemule is no more. 52 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:18,241 What? 53 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,203 Hello. Dallas Wannamaker here. 54 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:26,285 Tonight at 5:00, another uninhabited planet is destroyed without warning or cause, 55 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:30,604 marking the fourth in recent memory of our once-peaceful galaxy. 56 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,245 As a result, the President has requested 57 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:37,484 our ever-vigilant Galactic Rangers increase their numbers 58 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,688 from four to five. 59 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,680 Really? Just five? All right. 60 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,721 And now a message from the man himself, Captain Qwark. 61 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:52,643 Space, a wondrous realm full of adventure, and peril, 62 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:56,008 and, uh, big-ness. 63 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,406 Captain Qwark! 64 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,569 The Solana Galaxy is our home, and as many of you know, 65 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,805 it's in a state of crisis. 66 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:06,404 The Galactic Rangers are looking for a new recruit to help with the investigation. 67 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,563 So if you're a small-time nobody in search of adventure, 68 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:13,725 come on down to the spaceport and see me, Captain Qwark! 69 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,165 - Cue montage! - Cue montage! 70 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:29,167 Our next stop, Planet Veldin's Kyzil Plateau! 71 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,125 Kyzil Plateau? 72 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,326 That's right! 73 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,410 The Kyzil Plateau! 74 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,164 Ranger tryouts. 75 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,890 This is huge. 76 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,001 Galactic Ranger! Grab some sky. 77 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,447 Galactic Ranger, punk. Put 'em... 78 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:45,601 Whoa! 79 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,285 Ranger down! 80 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:49,604 Mission accomplished. 81 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,691 Hello? 82 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,522 I'm here to pick up my ship? 83 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,081 I'll be there in one minute. 84 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,521 Ah! 85 00:05:58,600 --> 00:05:59,965 Give or take. 86 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,281 Hello? Hello? 87 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:06,965 Hello? 88 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:08,801 Hmm? 89 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,971 Are you ready to have your mind blown? 90 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,730 Eh. No. 91 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:17,241 Whoo-ho-ho! Yeah! 92 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,803 I'll take that as a yes. 93 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,405 Boom! 94 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:27,325 Protolux afterburners, full Gadgetron weapon package, 95 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,562 and a high-intensity mag-booster so powerful, 96 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,405 it can pick up a paperclip from two kilocubits away. 97 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,403 I think there's been a mistake. 98 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:37,085 I came in to get my ejector seat repaired. 99 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,242 Why repair something when you can improve it? 100 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,288 Come on, have a seat. 101 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,723 Now, let's fire up that mag-booster! 102 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:51,965 - Oh! - Pretty sweet, right? 103 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:54,645 I guess, but why do I need it? 104 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:55,925 Well, you could... 105 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,843 I mean, you know, if you ever... 106 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,161 You know, I don't know. 107 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,241 Whoa! 108 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,685 No worries, I can buff that out. 109 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:03,525 Maybe we should just... 110 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,329 Power this sucker down. 111 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,322 Oh, boy. 112 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,402 Look out! Hello! Watch it! 113 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,605 Hey, I've been looking for that. 114 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:12,681 Greetings, Cadet! 115 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,085 - What was that sound? - Nothing. 116 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:19,323 - Unrelated question, is your seatbelt on? - Uh... 117 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,370 Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes! 118 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,287 Those aren't the brakes! 119 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,603 I'm too old to die! 120 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,125 You've got to be kidding me. 121 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,725 How did you get a license? 122 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:46,805 Whoa! 123 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,564 Can you hit the kill switch, please? 124 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,681 The fish witch? 125 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,000 The kill switch! 126 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,244 - Eh... - On the dash! 127 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,807 The drill hatch on the dish! 128 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,084 Hang on, I can fix this. 129 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,483 Your tail's in my face! 130 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,483 Hey, the view's no prettier down here, pal! 131 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:16,845 There's a wall! 132 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:17,967 Oh, boy. 133 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,081 Yes! 134 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,281 Whoa! 135 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,681 Phew! 136 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,603 That was a close one, huh? 137 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,923 I want a refund! 138 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,604 Yeah, that is going to show up on my midyear review. 139 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,283 You seem especially brooding today, Victor. 140 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:01,608 Come! I have just the thing to brighten your day! 141 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,282 Our next target! 142 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,203 Look at these waterfalls, the fjords, 143 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:12,126 the rolling hills of Corvoxian snodgrass! 144 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,565 This is exactly what I need. 145 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:23,921 But, sir, that entire region is heavily patrolled by the Galactic Rangers! 146 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,811 We will have this planet! 147 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:31,608 And we will take it by going on the offensive. 148 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:36,325 Our forces will strike at the Galactic Rangers first 149 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:40,604 and remove them from the equation altogether. 150 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:43,160 Wait. Real battle? 151 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,762 Metal hand against hand. 152 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:47,524 I trust this pleases you? 153 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:51,685 Of course it pleases me, but we don't have any forces! 154 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,842 You let me worry about that. 155 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,681 In two days' time, the Galactic Rangers will be destroyed 156 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:01,207 and I'll be able to complete my masterpiece! 157 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,605 How many times, Ratchet? How many? 158 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,205 Come on, he's fine! 159 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,964 He landed in a pile of ivy. 160 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,041 Poison ivy. 161 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,689 Look, you're a great mechanic, you got a lot of heart, but you're careless. 162 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,405 "Careless," it's such an ugly word. 163 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,528 I prefer "carefree." 164 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,362 Too soon? Yeah, it was too soon. 165 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,121 I know things haven't been easy for you, 166 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,044 but you can't keep acting out like this when I have a shop to run. 167 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,204 What's with you lately? 168 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,121 I just feel like I'm supposed to do more. 169 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,202 I've always dreamt of being a Galactic Ranger, 170 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,328 doing big things, like Captain Qwark! 171 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:39,321 You want an old mechanic's advice? 172 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:43,162 Dream smaller. It leads to less disappointment. 173 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,325 Please, Grim. 174 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:48,643 I just need one hour off so I can go to the spaceport for tryouts. 175 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:52,806 You promised you'd help me give proton scrubs to every ship on the plateau! 176 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:56,165 It's almost summer. These people depend on us! 177 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:59,445 First off, it's always summer. We live in a desert. 178 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,921 And second, that promise is still in effect! 179 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,403 It's a 100% valid promise, and you can redeem it in one hour. 180 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:15,211 Yes! You! You are a great friend, Grim. 181 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,004 Don't let anyone tell you different. 182 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,051 I'll be back before you know it! 183 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,845 You're the best boss in the galaxy! 184 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,764 An inspiration to us all! Don't ever change! 185 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,484 I'm okay! 186 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:30,969 Ladies and gentlemen, 187 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:34,205 get on your feet, put your hands together, 188 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,443 and give a big Planet Veldin welcome 189 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:41,286 to your Galactic Rangers! 190 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:47,125 First up, she'll shoot first and ask questions when she's good and ready. 191 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,604 Cora Veralux! 192 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:57,487 You loved him in Grapplemania, you'll love him more as a Galactic Ranger. 193 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:03,683 Get ready to feel the pain of Brax "The Brute" Lectrus! 194 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,204 Yeah, baby! 195 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,245 And finally, 196 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:14,242 ladies and gentlemen, the savior of Solana, 197 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,246 Captain Qwark! 198 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,085 Hello, Veldin! 199 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,650 Hello, Captain! 200 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,165 He's on fire again. 201 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,287 I know. 202 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,567 My name is Copernicus Qwark, and yes, 203 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:32,089 that was an impressive wall of fire I just walked past. 204 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,445 I'm going to be real with you folks for a moment. 205 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,603 When President Phyronix recommended I take on a new ranger, 206 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,485 I knew just where to go. 207 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,245 That's right, we want you! 208 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:47,521 Yeah! 209 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,682 The galaxy is a perilous place. 210 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,805 Invasion, space pirates, supernovas! 211 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,203 I know what you're thinking, "Do I have what it takes?" 212 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,125 After all, you may not have prevented Dr. Nefarious 213 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,884 from atomizing Aleero City. 214 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,961 You may not have stopped Neftin Prog 215 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,362 from rendering the entire population of Aridia color-blind! 216 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,161 Twice! 217 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,963 After all, you may not have this chiseled jaw or godlike pectoral region, 218 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,170 but if you have heart, then you have what it takes. 219 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,965 You don't have what it takes. 220 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:24,724 But I have heart. 221 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,320 Yes, but unfortunately that heart is encased 222 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,165 in a weak, muscleless mass of inexperience. 223 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,561 Plus, there's your history to consider. 224 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,085 You got a long line of citations here. 225 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:37,925 Possession of an illegal gravity repulsor... 226 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,005 Oh, that was a misunderstanding. 227 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,889 I thought that space pirate was on the level! 228 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,765 Operation of a black-market accelerator. 229 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,444 "Operation" is a strong word. 230 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,249 It blew up as soon as I turned it on! 231 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,767 Willful disruption of the space-time continuum? 232 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,005 That is a funny story. 233 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:55,607 You're reckless, you're a loose cannon, and you're dangerous. 234 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,888 That's my shtick. 235 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,004 Wait! Just give me a chance! 236 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,082 Sorry, no time! Galaxy in jeopardy! 237 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:06,091 Get back out there, and remember, you can do anything... 238 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,921 As long as you're me. Next! 239 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:14,805 I have no less than three lethal katas 240 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,008 I would like to demonstrate for you today. 241 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,770 Get me out of these tiny blue-neck towns. 242 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,808 Dr. Nefarious! 243 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,445 The mad scientist who made all of this possible! 244 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,126 "Mad" suggests cognitive impairment. 245 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,530 I'm more of a vengeful scientist. 246 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,805 I trust you're here to meet the troops. 247 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,800 Three hundred sentient warbots, 248 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,885 built using the finest raritanium in the galaxy, 249 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,885 and programmed to assassinate the Galactic Rangers. 250 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,725 Proton-powered, rust-proof, and laser-guided. 251 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,723 Each of these perfect creations 252 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:03,085 is an efficient, remorseless killing machine. 253 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,401 Remorseless killing machine... 254 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:07,767 Makes me want to have children of my own. 255 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,481 But will they get the job done? 256 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,685 I'd hate to have to send you back where I found you. 257 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,245 State your prime objective. 258 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,005 Prime objective, destroy Galactic Rangers. 259 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,006 Inspection complete. Weapon issued. 260 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:24,920 My warbots know every offensive tactic in the Ranger handbook. 261 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,765 They won't just kill the Rangers... 262 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,046 Target acquired. 263 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,244 They'll annihilate them! 264 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,520 Nice. They killed the lights, too. 265 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,247 Burn. 266 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:46,444 Repairbot! 267 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,684 - Ah! - Now we're talking. 268 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,290 Target acquired. 269 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,686 Oh, my... 270 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,885 State your prime objective. 271 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,564 Destroy Galactic Rangers. 272 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,730 State your prime objective. 273 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,524 Destroy Galactic Rangers. 274 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,211 State your prime... 275 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,761 Hmm... 276 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,601 Hello. 277 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,845 Defect detected. 278 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:46,481 Preparing for immediate destruction in three, two... 279 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:47,561 Hey! Wait! 280 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,365 Oh, a defect! 281 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,408 Go play, Victor. 282 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,001 No... 283 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,325 Ahh! 284 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,602 I'm coming for you, defect! 285 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,565 Oh! Ooh! 286 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:04,561 Hmm. 287 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,240 Defect! 288 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:31,604 Computer, set coordinates for the Galactic Ranger home base. 289 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:32,920 Destination set. 290 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,651 We will never make it, but, hey, what are you gonna do? 291 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,806 Oh, dear. 292 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,369 Sayonara, amigo. 293 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,161 Ratchet... 294 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,687 So, you're off to save the galaxy. 295 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,648 Turns out you were right. I should dream smaller. 296 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,048 I'll never be a Ranger. 297 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,761 What? 298 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:47,921 Whoa! 299 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,402 Danger detected. Danger detected. 300 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,402 I told you we'd never make it, but did you listen to me? No. 301 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,726 Hello? 302 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,405 Anyone in there? Whoa! 303 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,361 Prepare for imminent death. 304 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,727 There's got to be a better way to say that. 305 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,321 Sorry. 306 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,080 Prepare for imminent death. How's that? 307 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:35,881 Five, four, three, two, one... 308 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,682 No vector shell damage. Sister board appears to be intact. 309 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,805 Ah! 310 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,530 I must get to Aleero City! 311 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,601 They are in danger! 312 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,965 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey, who's in danger? 313 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,122 An army is coming. I must warn them! 314 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,010 Hang on, slow down. You've been in a crash. 315 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,848 What do you say we get you back to my garage? 316 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,691 I'll run a diagnostic and have you fixed up in no time. 317 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,001 Thank you. I appreciate the assistance. 318 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,327 It's no problem. So what do I call you? 319 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:19,804 I suppose my proper designation is Warbot Defect B5429... 320 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,120 Maybe I'll just call you Clank. 321 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,726 My name's Ratchet. 322 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,721 Uh... 323 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,803 Up and down. 324 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,161 Yeah, there you go. You're a natural. 325 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,089 Okay, that's enough. 326 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,802 Or just keep shaking. That's cool, too. 327 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,285 Almost got it. 328 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:47,283 And... There! 329 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,847 How do you feel? 330 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,487 Fully operational. 331 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,647 Sweet. 332 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,726 So, what are you doing all the way out here in the sticks? 333 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,207 I am on a mission of galactic importance. 334 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,850 "Galactic importance"? 335 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,084 Okay. Oh, boy. You must have ruptured your CPU. 336 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,525 How many fingers am I holding up? 337 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:07,526 Uh... Two. But I fail to see the relevance of the question. 338 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,891 Chairman Drek has built an army of warbots. 339 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,203 They're going to assassinate the Galactic Rangers tomorrow. 340 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,005 Oh! That kind of galactic importance! 341 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,367 Well, why didn't you say so? I can totally help! 342 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,601 Oh, I could not ask a civilian to get involved in something so dangerous. 343 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,885 Well... No, I'm not just a civilian. 344 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,607 The Rangers are actually my friends! 345 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,123 Why do you think I have so many pictures of them? 346 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,362 But why are you not in any of them? 347 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,841 Well, someone had to take the picture, right? 348 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,888 I mean, come on. I even have a ship. 349 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,129 It disassembles so it can infiltrate enemy strongholds. 350 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,241 So, what do you say? 351 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,601 I understand what the President wants, 352 00:21:55,720 --> 00:22:00,446 but what are the odds of actually finding a qualified Ranger way out in the boonies? 353 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,925 After all, there's nothing the three of us can't handle... 354 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,045 Oh! 355 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,771 I am your biggest fan. 356 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,084 It's touching me. Get it off. Get it off! 357 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,725 Move it! Move it! We've got hostiles! We've got hostiles! 358 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,801 Go! Go! Go! 359 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,441 Enemy warship! Take cover, citizen! 360 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:31,161 I love you! 361 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,811 Target acquired. 362 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:52,961 Hmm... 363 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:54,881 Hmm. 364 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:57,407 Hmm? 365 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,204 - What? - Apologies. 366 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,807 I have not been able to locate your species in my database. 367 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,365 I get that a lot. There aren't many of us left. 368 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,010 Not in this galaxy, anyway. 369 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,846 I'm a Lombax. 370 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,485 A Lombax? 371 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,281 Fascinating. 372 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,565 Yeah. I crashed on Veldin when I was just a baby. 373 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:21,006 No note, no message, no name... 374 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,370 Kinda like you. 375 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,484 Approaching destination. 376 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,765 Whoa! 377 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,245 Aleero City! 378 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,641 Yes, it certainly is. 379 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,405 No way! 380 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,691 It is the invasion. We are too late. 381 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,361 Target acquired. 382 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,411 You knocked on the wrong door, hombre. 383 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,525 How was that? Did that sound cool? 384 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,886 Oh, boy. 385 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,767 Target... 386 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,405 Target acquired. 387 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,406 Target... 388 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,247 Target... 389 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,723 - Brax to the max! - Max! 390 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,561 Awesome! 391 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,281 Fire! 392 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,242 Bring me the captain's head, or I'll take yours as a replacement. 393 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,846 Wilhelm! 394 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,246 I got these guys. 395 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,609 Welcome to the Hall of Heroes... 396 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:02,287 Oops. I must've forgotten to install the targeting software. 397 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:03,925 Here, take the controls for a sec. 398 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,125 Oh. I... Um... 399 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,682 Ow! Hey! What's going on up there? 400 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,081 Well, unfortunately my piloting skills are, 401 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,083 shall we say, slightly underdeveloped. 402 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,925 Yeah, I think we can definitely agree on that. 403 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,201 - Whoa! - You maniac! 404 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,362 Ratchet, we are clearly not prepared for this. 405 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,405 We should have contacted the Rangers to warn them of the attack. 406 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,045 Yeah, like they'd know who we are. 407 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,884 But you said they were your friends. 408 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:34,885 What? 409 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,122 I think you're quoting me out of context. 410 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,161 The Rangers are actually my friends! 411 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,408 Do you record everything I say? 412 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,648 Do you record everything I say? 413 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,283 We're going down! 414 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:59,320 Your sense of direction is impeccable. 415 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,121 I can fix this! 416 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,286 That was awesome! 417 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,007 Finish them! 418 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,605 Ratchet, I believe I may have an idea. 419 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,160 Your weapon package includes a mag-booster. 420 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:37,046 I am rewriting the software to isolate the raritanium alloy used to manufacture us. 421 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,321 Great idea, Clank! 422 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,125 Bring it on! 423 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,201 There's too many of them! 424 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:46,362 Hold steady, Rangers! 425 00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,085 Prepare to die, Galactic losers! 426 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,366 Come on, come on! 427 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,723 Executing command, and engage mag-booster. 428 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,881 Is it working? 429 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,241 Oh! 430 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,210 I do believe it is. 431 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,730 Target acquired. 432 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,201 Huh? 433 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,361 No way. 434 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,090 - Yeah! - Oh, yes. 435 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,805 You're getting this, right? 436 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,645 Two civilians are saving the city! 437 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,485 There are 300 heavily armed warbots gaining on us! 438 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,164 I know! Isn't it great? 439 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,364 Get ready to return to sender! 440 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,044 Terminating mag-booster on my mark! 441 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:38,805 Three, two, one... 442 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,366 Mark! 443 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,205 No, no... 444 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,884 No! 445 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,761 What happened? 446 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,451 You got to be kidding me! 447 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,245 Get out. 448 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,731 Taxi! 449 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,124 Ah! 450 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,121 Hmm? 451 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:40,641 All right, everyone, let's give these heroes some breathing room. 452 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,963 I'm happy to field all questions on their behalf. 453 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,051 Captain Qwark! Juanita Alvaro, HoloVid Nightly. 454 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,084 The Blarg have been underground for over 50 years. 455 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,640 Could their return be linked to the destroyed planets? 456 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:56,685 I think that's being a little alarmist, don't you, Juanita? 457 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,843 Begging your pardon, Captain, but Drek is responsible. 458 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,521 And his attack today proves that he is only getting started. 459 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,965 Now, now! We must all stay calm. Everything is under control. 460 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,804 Captain Qwark! Dallas Wannamaker here. 461 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,924 Does that mean you'll be asking these two heroes to join the Rangers? 462 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,650 Say what now? 463 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,165 Well, I... 464 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,564 I... Well, I... 465 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,966 I don't see why not. 466 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,730 You heard it here, folks! 467 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,686 The search for a new Galactic Ranger is over! 468 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,165 Aleero City will never forget the day it was saved by a... 469 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,890 A cat thingy. 470 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:48,568 How did this happen? 471 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,805 Someone explain it to me! You! 472 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,281 You're supposed to understand how they think! 473 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,044 How did you not see this coming? 474 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:57,844 And Victor! 475 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,445 Do you know how many candidates you beat out for your position? 476 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,645 I could have hired the Zeezils Brothers! 477 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,849 It's enough to make me want to vaporize someone! 478 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,525 We're putting our project on hold. 479 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:16,205 I'm ordering all remaining warbots to the Deplanetizer until the heat dies down. 480 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,245 Before we make any rash decisions, 481 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:24,370 I wonder if you'd permit me to troubleshoot this for you. 482 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,845 Go on. 483 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,570 Our question is simple. 484 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,808 How do you destroy a team of heroes? 485 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,845 Whoa! Whoa! Well, lots of ways, really. 486 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,481 Chains, knives, guns, an enormous rock? 487 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,841 Rock... 488 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,125 The answer is "from within!" 489 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,885 If we continue to fight them with muscle, we'll lose every time. 490 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:50,567 But if we turn one of their own against them... 491 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,441 Of course, we'd need a weak link. 492 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,405 A sad simpleton who'd believe whatever we tell him. 493 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,847 A corruptible moron. 494 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:02,685 But who? 495 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,126 Who? 496 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,286 Who? 497 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,121 Hmm. 498 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,201 Ah! 499 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,725 I'm getting an idea, boys! 500 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,484 You're a genius, sir. 501 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,211 I know. I know! 502 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,004 Our training program usually lasts a full year, 503 00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,562 but we've been cleared to attack Drek Industries in three days. 504 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,122 That means you two are getting the accelerated course. 505 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,725 We're going to be trained by Brax Lectrus? 506 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,365 The guy's a legend! 507 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,565 I do not suppose you offer introductory courses in aviation? 508 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,285 - No offense, little guy... - "To the max!" 509 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,283 ...but I don't think flying's really your thing. 510 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,364 Captain Qwark suggested we put you in a position a little less... 511 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:50,841 Dangerous? 512 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:52,161 Whoa! 513 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,805 Ha! That's right, LivesAtHome472. 514 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,451 What's the matter? Don't like getting your butt kicked? 515 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,325 What are you going to do, cry to your mommy? 516 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,602 Wait, are you really crying? 517 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,681 Hey, Elaris. 518 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,765 Hi, Brax! Is that my new assistant? 519 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,446 Greetings. Your office is most, uh... 520 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,481 Impressive. 521 00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:17,485 Elaris here is in charge of developing our gear and providing tactical support. 522 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,685 Usually it's the former. 523 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,325 The Rangers are the shoot-first-think-later type. 524 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,448 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound like that. 525 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,201 Like what now? 526 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,045 Come on. I'll show you around. 527 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,201 Let's go, Cadet. Time to make you a Ranger. 528 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,281 So, this is the... 529 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,121 Got to keep an eye on them. Oh. And over here, over here... 530 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,281 I'll see you in a bit! 531 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,049 We're going to have so much fun! 532 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,285 Well, good luck. 533 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,164 Welcome, Cadet! 534 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,527 Let's get you into your new protosuit. 535 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,362 Your protosuit is the most advanced combat armor on the market. 536 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,245 And it comes in all the latest fall colors! 537 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,685 Sweet. 538 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,001 A neural sensor in your helmet reads your thoughts 539 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,845 and telequips the desired weapon into your hands. 540 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,968 Try equipping your Combuster. 541 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,325 There you go. 542 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,243 Combuster equipped. 543 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,525 Wicked. 544 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,165 The Combuster is the backbone of the Rangers' arsenal, 545 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,050 allowing you to hit targets in a short to medium range. 546 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,204 Whoa! 547 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,485 This is embarrassing. 548 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,643 The Alpha Disruptor fires a deadly stream of plasma, 549 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,882 allowing you to hit multiple targets at once. 550 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,648 - Whoa! - See? He's got it. 551 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,001 Sort of. 552 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,681 This little baby's the Negotiator. 553 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,650 Fires multiple long-range, high-impact rockets. 554 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,530 Great versus heavy armor. 555 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,880 Buzz Blades! 556 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,610 Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no! 557 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:55,721 Whoa! 558 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,290 The Warmonger. 559 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,281 Ah! 560 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,121 I dunno. The Spiral of Death? 561 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,165 Whoa! 562 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,201 Fusion Grenade? 563 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,005 - Wow. - Dude. 564 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,491 How am I doing? 565 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,522 So this is really your office? 566 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,324 Eh. Budget cutbacks. 567 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,285 I don't mind it as much as the last guy who had this job. 568 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,085 Dr. Nefarious. 569 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,445 Drove him crazy. 570 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,805 Literally. He turned evil. 571 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,963 Oh. But don't worry. It won't happen to me. 572 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,961 Hmm. 573 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:50,725 That's strange. 574 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,925 What is it? 575 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,965 I'm running a simulation 576 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,765 based on the fragments we located from each destroyed planet. 577 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,365 Each one is missing a famous landmass. 578 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,046 Well, perhaps the pieces are still out there. 579 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,401 There is a lot of space in space. 580 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,641 I guess. 581 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,245 But it's worth bringing up to the captain, don't you think? 582 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,321 - Out of the way! - Hey! 583 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,724 Watch out! Heads up! 584 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,201 Coming through! 585 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,481 Whoa! 586 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,482 Just relax! Everyone, stay calm! 587 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,449 Something epic is happening! 588 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,125 Pretty cool, huh, Clank? 589 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,645 That's the stuff. 590 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,643 Flying in the air like a majestic bird, 591 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,044 a majestic bird who knows every fighting style. 592 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,929 Watch the master. 593 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,325 Captain, Elaris and I... 594 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,965 - Can't talk. - ...have some information. 595 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,644 Doing a flyby. 596 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:44,006 Sir! If you could come down and speak to us for three minutes... 597 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,242 And there are the sprinklers. 598 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,805 But, hey, good news! 599 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,008 You already have a mop, huh? 600 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,730 So, there's that. 601 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,885 Please! If we could have just a minute to discuss our findings. 602 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,725 The only thing I'm interested in finding is the Hall of Heroes cafeteria. 603 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:05,044 Let's go, Cadet. It's three floors up and it's meatloaf day! 604 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,005 Meatloaf! 605 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,767 Do they always treat you so poorly? 606 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,484 Oh! No! 607 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,411 Yes. 608 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,765 The new Galactic Ranger Ratchet action figure! 609 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,125 There he is! 610 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,361 Guys, it's Ratchet! 611 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,845 Hey-hey! 612 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,684 Ratchet, we love you! 613 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,445 Boy, for a big city, the people here sure are friendly. 614 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,727 And rather loud. Oh! 615 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,001 Sorry! Thought you were a trash can! 616 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:42,760 Indeed. 617 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,570 Wow. Look at that. 618 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,042 What do you know, Clank? I'm famous. 619 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,841 Yes. Though I am sure it is exciting, my cultural database shows 620 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,685 that fame is highly overrated and ultimately not rewarding. 621 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,847 Would you agree? 622 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,646 Oh, totally. Way overrated. 623 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,047 Hey, do you think they'll name a street after me? 624 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,766 Or a cologne? 625 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,323 "Ratchet. Smell like a hero." 626 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,168 There he is! 627 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:20,801 Can I smell you? 628 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,325 Easy, now. There's no rush. 629 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,765 Believe me, I could do this all day. 630 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,841 Uh? 631 00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:34,525 Sorry, folks, but, unfortunately, we don't have time for this nonsense. 632 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:39,288 I'm about to reveal my awesome plan for the attack on Drek Industries, 633 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,882 unless, of course, anyone would like my autograph. 634 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,482 Good, because we don't have time. 635 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,971 You the man, Ratchet! 636 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,604 I love you all! 637 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,204 He's taller in person! 638 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,521 Hmm. 639 00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,161 All right, Rangers, our plan of attack is simple. 640 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:05,445 HALO drop into Skorg City, fire a whole mess o' bullets, 641 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,366 and take Drek into custody so we can be home in time for waffles. 642 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,325 - Mmm-hmm. - Yeah! Yeah, waffles! 643 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,606 Oh, that's good. 644 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,008 Wait, that's our plan? 645 00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:19,725 Yes, it is. 646 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,882 Pardon me, Captain, but Chairman Drek is cunning. 647 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,685 He will be prepared for our assault. 648 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:28,202 Look, I think it is beyond adorable that you decided to do all this homework. 649 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,203 But big heroes do big things. 650 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:35,163 Each second we waste talking is a second Drek could use to destroy another planet. 651 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:38,403 But wouldn't it be worth taking five minutes to review our plan? 652 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,766 We have holoschematics... 653 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,125 Does anyone else feel like we should have shot something by now? 654 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,646 Because it really feels like we should have shot something by now. 655 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:46,805 Thank you! 656 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:47,845 Let's take a vote. 657 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,082 All those in favor of kicking in Drek's front door 658 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:54,483 with a massive arsenal and restoring peace to a galaxy in turmoil, say "Aye." 659 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:55,805 Aye! 660 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:59,485 All those in favor of nerding it up here with some pie charts, say "Nay." 661 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,045 - Nay. - Motion passes. 662 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,202 We assault Drek Industries tonight! 663 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,965 Lock and load, Rangers! 664 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,168 Suit up and rally in the aft airlock. 665 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,405 Although I am happy to help with the mission in any capacity, 666 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,565 I find this arrangement slightly embarrassing. 667 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:24,522 I'm sorry, but you're the only one who's been inside Drek's warbot factory. 668 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,807 Besides, this is the best way for you to keep up. 669 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,525 Whoa! 670 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,647 Nice backpack. 671 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,764 Remember, your thrusters are powered by Ratchet's suit, 672 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,205 so don't try any solo flights. Okay? 673 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,565 I shall endeavor to... 674 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,165 He's in good hands, Elaris. 675 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:42,085 You sure you want to take the, uh, extra baggage? 676 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,605 No offense, but we're dropping straight into a cauldron. 677 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:47,160 And do you know what's inside that cauldron? 678 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,884 - Is it danger? - It's... 679 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,329 Yes, it's danger. 680 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,611 Let's roll! 681 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:56,645 All right, team. Let's bring it in. 682 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:59,005 Remember, our target is Chairman Drek! 683 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,161 Ready, Rangers? 684 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,165 On the count of three. 685 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,641 Three! 686 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,571 Keep up, rookie! 687 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,843 All right, pal, you ready? 688 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,081 Well, I... 689 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,841 Whoo-hoo! 690 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,161 Yeah! 691 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,840 Yeah! 692 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,161 Yeah! 693 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,521 Whoo! 694 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,361 Ah! 695 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,646 I'm in. Any sign of Drek? 696 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,885 Negative. 697 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,724 Place looks deserted. 698 00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,049 My internal coordinates system indicates a right turn up ahead. 699 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,045 Eh. My gut says this way, Clank. 700 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:08,040 Glad you're getting in touch with your feelings, newbie, but we're turning right. 701 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,405 Because? 702 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,041 Because I'm your senior Ranger and I say so. That's why. 703 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,724 Okay! Okay. 704 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,645 Yeesh! Cranky. 705 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,605 - What's that? - Huh? Oh. 706 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,401 I said, "thank ye" for those words of wisdom. 707 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,561 Good save. 708 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,685 This feels too easy. 709 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,005 Why was there no alarm? 710 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,645 It is strange. 711 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,370 Everyone, stay sharp. 712 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,561 Initiate Phase One. 713 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,081 Let's scatter the cockroaches. 714 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,729 Just push the button, Zed! 715 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,601 Yoo-hoo! 716 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,125 Zurkon, zurkon. 717 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:04,891 Zurkon, zurkon. 718 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,130 Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon... 719 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,525 Anyone hear that? 720 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,090 Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon. 721 00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,444 Engaging motion scan. 722 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,291 I'm getting something. 723 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,561 Yeah. 724 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,325 Me, too. 725 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,724 Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon. 726 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,723 Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon... 727 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,841 Huh? 728 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,201 Yoo-hoo! 729 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,645 Zurkons! 730 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:45,042 Mr. Zurkon is looking to kill you! 731 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,281 Yoo-hoo! 732 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,411 Boom, baby! 733 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,161 Yoo-hoo! 734 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,201 Yoo-hoo! 735 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,406 Yeah! 736 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,567 Three-time galactic champ up in here! 737 00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:04,330 Ranger identified. Terminate! 738 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,605 What's a Zurkon? 739 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,763 Robotic bodyguards. They protect whoever deploys them. 740 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,366 Mr. Zurkon has you now. 741 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,805 - Zurkon hates Galactic Rangers! - Heads up! 742 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:18,641 Whoa! 743 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,843 Yoo-hoo! 744 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,450 Nice shot. Do that again, and I'll shoot you myself. 745 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,484 What is this place? 746 00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:31,765 Huh. 747 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,205 If I may... 748 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,401 Hmm. 749 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,643 Yoo-hoo! 750 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,690 Stupid Ranger. Time to die! 751 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,803 Mr. Zurkon delivers a symphony of pain! 752 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,405 Don't move. 753 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,405 I'm listening. 754 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,481 Captain Qwark. 755 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,005 I've been watching you these past few days, 756 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,965 and I think it's simply dreadful what... 757 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,565 - Zed! - Sorry. 758 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,769 Simply dreadful what Ratchet has done to you. 759 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,688 He's made people forget who the real hero is. 760 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:33,931 All you wanted to do was protect the galaxy, and how do they repay you? 761 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:38,245 By dropping you for some... Well, I don't even know what he is! 762 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:42,126 Even if that were true, I could never betray the citizens of Solana. 763 00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:46,609 My friend, betraying them is how you get them to love you. 764 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:55,121 Allow me to introduce you to my personal team of Blargian PR professionals. 765 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,680 Lads, tell him how we work our magic! 766 00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,845 As far as I can see, you're the victim here. 767 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,002 That Lombax pushed you to do this. 768 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,081 He did? 769 00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,325 You were desperate, emotionally scarred, depressed, even! 770 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,885 You didn't know what you were doing. 771 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,361 The betrayal was a cry for help. 772 00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,363 - It was? - It will be! 773 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,006 A tell-all book, a few guest appearances... 774 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,281 A holo-film. 775 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,804 No! A trilogy! 776 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:24,405 In six months' time, you won't just be Captain Qwark the hero... 777 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,962 You'll be Captain Qwark the survivor. Huh? 778 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:31,165 No one needs to get hurt, Captain. 779 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:32,844 We can evacuate the planet 780 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:37,084 and give these people a new place to live, a better place to live. 781 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,250 Do we have a deal? 782 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:41,481 Huh? 783 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,841 Hmm. 784 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,891 Fascinating. 785 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:53,325 These are plans for something called a "Deplanetizer." 786 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,851 Deplanetizer? 787 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,925 Why would Drek be destroying planets? 788 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,764 Not destroy. 789 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,730 It seems that Drek is trying to build the perfect planet. 790 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,725 Come on, let's move out! 791 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,529 Hey! Wait for me! 792 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,281 Wait! Wait! 793 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,405 Sorry, Zed! 794 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,165 I'll write you an excellent letter of recommendation! 795 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,202 You don't even have my email! 796 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,767 It's Spacegangsta_72@Zed.com! 797 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,685 Oh! 798 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,641 Hi. 799 00:46:35,720 --> 00:46:37,643 Um... 800 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:40,291 Before you start in with the, um, questioning, 801 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,166 it's important you understand that I am faithful to my employer. 802 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,685 And that's how I found out I was lactose intolerant, 803 00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,485 though I think the parakeet would've died anyway, 804 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,324 because he was always flying into the window, which is... 805 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,445 She wouldn't drop him, would she? 806 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:54,521 Maybe. 807 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:58,483 When I said, "Tell us everything." I meant Drek's target list. 808 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,005 Now, out with it! 809 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,321 Probably. 810 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,165 I would be more than happy to supply you with the target list, 811 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:08,643 but, unfortunately, I signed a legally binding non-disclosure agreement. 812 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,645 I want the rest of his targets. 813 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,165 - Now! - Please. 814 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:15,530 This was supposed to be a temp job until I got my singing career on track. 815 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,964 Okay, okay! 816 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,125 Novalis. 817 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,248 He wants Novalis. 818 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,845 Novalis? 819 00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,684 Novalis is populated. 820 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:31,925 Yes, 43,618,924 people, to be exact. 821 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,685 The Schnorkelsons had twins this morning. 822 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,566 We've got to move. 823 00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,684 Hey! Captain Qwark! Buddy! 824 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,645 Remember me? 825 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,166 From Drek's office? Where you signed that contract and... 826 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:00,721 Shh! 827 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,046 Not the face! 828 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:20,325 Dear Diary... I mean, journal. Yes. 829 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,803 Dear Journal, I've been having the mood swings again. 830 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,365 One minute, I'm laughing hysterically. 831 00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,565 The next minute, I'm laughing maniacally. 832 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:35,245 I guess it's because everything is going exactly according to plan. 833 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,605 Soon, I'll be long gone, 834 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,763 and the entire solar system will be nothing 835 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,844 but a giant cloud of dust and gas. 836 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,042 Excuse me, Doctor. 837 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,845 Chairman Drek would like to see you. 838 00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,604 How long have you been standing there? 839 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:52,524 I came in during the part about dust and gas? 840 00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,285 It's my dietary journal. 841 00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:03,527 I keep a very strict record of everything I eat and which foods give me... 842 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,040 Dust and gas? 843 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,885 Exactly. 844 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,885 Cool. 845 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,367 General Qwark moves into position. 846 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,201 Ooh. 847 00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:25,205 Cleverly, he deactivates the weapons system, and the crowd goes wild. 848 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,887 Yeah! Yeah! Qwark is the best! Yeah! 849 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,042 Novalis Control, evac shuttle convoy 262 departing orbit. 850 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,128 Evacuation 82% complete. 851 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:45,687 Fighters ready to rock. So what's the plan, Captain? 852 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,565 Uh? Oh... The plan? 853 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,644 Yes. Here's what we're going to do, Rangers. 854 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:54,245 I'll go in first and try to reason with this Drek character, 855 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,644 see if we can talk this out, mano-a-mano. 856 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,085 Talk? I don't follow, sir. 857 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,605 Sir, he's blown up five planets already! 858 00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,364 I think we're done talking. 859 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,927 Captain, if we can just take 30 seconds, I think I have an idea. 860 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,963 Sure. Go ahead. 861 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,168 Well, I was looking at the schematics of the Deplanetizer... 862 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,725 - Yeah. - ...and it occurred to me... 863 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,131 And mute. 864 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:19,325 I'm going in. 865 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,290 Captain, wait! Back-up is on the way! We should... 866 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,565 Hostile ship on approach, sir. 867 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,290 Should we fire proton cannons? 868 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,851 Not yet. 869 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:33,487 I've got a shiny new puppet down there, and I'm about to put on a show. 870 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,203 "Starting secret mission. 871 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,405 "Hero work ain't easy. 872 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,882 "#Humblebrag, #Killinglt, 873 00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:49,045 "#NoFilter, #NotAMole." 874 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,205 - Ah! - I'm not a sellout! 875 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,169 Captain Qwark! 876 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,245 You performed marvelously. 877 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,369 Be honest, are you a professional actor? 878 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,365 Well, I did dabble in my share of theater back in grade school. 879 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:04,845 Every year, I'd play the dad... 880 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:08,766 Yes, an enthralling saga I'd love to hear! 881 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,004 But first, you've disabled the weapons system 882 00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,003 on the Rangers' fleet, right? 883 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,085 Oh, just as a safety precaution, mind you. 884 00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,688 We wouldn't want a tense situation to escalate out of control. 885 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,205 Of course, we wouldn't want that. 886 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,489 And I have your word that my team isn't going to get hurt, right? 887 00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,605 Oh, my dear captain! 888 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,489 Where's the trust? 889 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,681 Destroy them all. 890 00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,529 Contact! Contact! 891 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:50,130 All units, engage. 892 00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,364 Error. Error. Weapons system compromised. 893 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:56,805 Cannons! Missiles! 894 00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,326 Weapon systems are negative across the board! 895 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:01,525 Same here! I got nothing! 896 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,524 We've been sabotaged. Rangers, fall back! 897 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,324 Break off! Break off! 898 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,723 The Rangers are retreating, sir. 899 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:18,881 Brilliant. 900 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,041 Hmm. 901 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,048 Get me a holo-scan of that ship. 902 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,321 Right away, sir. 903 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,041 Well, lookee-lookee. 904 00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,324 What have we here? 905 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,561 The defect. 906 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,325 Ah, yes, the one that got away. 907 00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,084 Not this time. 908 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,925 Are you sure, Victor? 909 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,365 He looks awfully dangerous. 910 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:45,405 Teleport me to the ship. 911 00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,125 It's impossible, sir. It's shielded. 912 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,611 Just get me close! 913 00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:55,924 No, I can't leave him. 914 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,285 Ratchet, what are you doing? 915 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,606 I'm going in! 916 00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,245 Ratchet, don't do this. 917 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,971 If you give us a minute, we can work out an assault plan! 918 00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,281 There's no time! 919 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,563 Captain Qwark is in there fighting an entire army on his own! 920 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:14,125 Permission to land? 921 00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:16,449 Permission granted. 922 00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:19,445 Mmm. 923 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,765 Who's on foot duty? 924 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:28,127 Tootsie rub, come on. 925 00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:32,041 Ah! 926 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,962 Their defensive fire is too strong. 927 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,008 Pull back! Your fighter won't make it. 928 00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:38,925 I don't have to land! 929 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,809 I just have to get close. 930 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,443 Hull integrity at 2%. 931 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,085 Prepare to teleject. 932 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,322 Ratchet, please, listen to Elaris. 933 00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:58,486 The odds of surviving a head-on assault is roughly 600,993 to one! 934 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,768 Big heroes do big things. 935 00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,248 Three, two, one... 936 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:11,849 He made it! 937 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,161 What was that? 938 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,647 I do not know. I will investigate. 939 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,244 Probably just the ship settling. 940 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,530 Nothing to be alarmed about. 941 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,001 Whoa! 942 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:29,921 Ah! 943 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,206 Defect! 944 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:32,805 Oh, my. 945 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:36,362 I am coming for you, Defect! 946 00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,641 Uh, I believe we may have a problem. 947 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,644 Coming through! 948 00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:44,925 Star Cracker Chamber, 949 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,209 47 meters southwest, then slight right ahead. 950 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:49,845 Ratchet? Where are you? 951 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,481 Can't talk! I'm almost at the control center. 952 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,763 Captain Qwark did something to the ship! Nothing's working! 953 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,805 And I think Clank's in trouble! 954 00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:00,565 Roger that! As soon as I stop the Deplanetizer from firing, 955 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,801 I'll be right back to help. 956 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:06,289 Deplanetizer now online. 957 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,568 Bravo, my boy! 958 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,001 Bravo! 959 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,402 I deal with my share of morons on a daily basis, 960 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,841 but this? 961 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,764 This is seriously next level! 962 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,441 Take him. 963 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,369 Where are you? 964 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,250 Come out and fight! 965 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,089 You want a fight? I'll give you a fight. 966 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,881 No free rides! 967 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,161 Hmm. 968 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,001 Die! 969 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,481 Get back here! 970 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:06,804 I'm going to make you wish you were never created! 971 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,964 Thundersmack equipped. 972 00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:18,042 You're nothing but a pathetic defect! 973 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,521 Perhaps. But I am waterproof. 974 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,404 Defect! 975 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,881 Hey! Over here! 976 00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,330 Can I switch sides now? 977 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,887 I never had a proper planet. 978 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,085 I spent my formative years underground, 979 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:10,562 where everything was dark and wet and hot. 980 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:14,401 And I was like, "Warrior? No, I said I was a worrier!" 981 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,485 I worry about everything! 982 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,369 I... Oh, hey. 983 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,401 Qwark? 984 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,802 This is awkward. 985 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:35,081 The next time you and those moronic Rangers decide to play hero... 986 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,129 ...plan better. 987 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,608 Toss him into one of the shuttles. 988 00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:45,200 I want him to live to see his failure. 989 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,845 Drek, don't do this! Novalis is home to millions! 990 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:52,003 Yes, yes, and they had their time in the sun. 991 00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,969 Now it's our turn. 992 00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,925 Commence deplanetization! 993 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,525 Ready the Deplanetizer! 994 00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:07,761 No! 995 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,443 Well, here's your I.D. Welcome aboard. 996 00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,081 - Captain? - Huh? 997 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,331 Oh. Yeah. Thanks. 998 00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:01,004 Release the harvesters! 999 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,602 In the wake of Novalis' destruction 1000 00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:57,802 and Captain Qwark's shocking betrayal, Galactic President Phyronix has issued 1001 00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:00,325 a galaxy-wide alert to all Solana citizens. 1002 01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,684 Residents are to remain in their homes while authorities manage the crisis. 1003 01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:07,445 And though the planet was successfully evacuated, 1004 01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:11,525 the question remains, did we put our trust in the wrong Lombax? 1005 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,609 Uh... 1006 01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:38,886 Can I come in? 1007 01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,248 That protosuit of yours keeps beeping. 1008 01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:44,887 All day, all night, voices asking you to come back. 1009 01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,645 Those Ranger hotshots are persistent. 1010 01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:51,884 Yeah. Thanks, Grim. I'll turn it off in the morning. 1011 01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,886 Hey. I remember this. 1012 01:00:56,320 --> 01:01:00,484 You wandered into the garage and took my rocket sled for a test drive. 1013 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:06,845 No fear, no safety check, you just flipped the switch, and off you went. 1014 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,805 Took three police bots to chase you down and teach you how to stop! 1015 01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,761 I guess I just wanted to do something big. 1016 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,644 I wanted to matter, you know? 1017 01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:24,485 I ain't never been very good with advice. 1018 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,409 But I do know this. 1019 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:30,601 To be a hero, you don't have to do big things, 1020 01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:33,171 just the right ones. 1021 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,485 That's actually not bad. 1022 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:38,525 Thank you. 1023 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:39,965 I have my moments. 1024 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:44,607 I'm okay. 1025 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:49,408 My dear, sweet Victor. 1026 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:53,925 You were a wonderful friend and companion. 1027 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,844 Honest. Loyal. Rusty. 1028 01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,806 I mean, really rusty. I could hear you all the way across the station. 1029 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:05,923 But still, we honor you with this silent moment of reflection, 1030 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,685 as thanks for your sacrifice. 1031 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:15,483 You will be missed. 1032 01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,361 Let's get this show on the road! 1033 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,001 Bring in New Quartu! 1034 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,001 Bring in New Quartu! 1035 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,169 Uh, how are things at home, Jeff? 1036 01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,486 Great! 1037 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:45,685 It's beautiful. 1038 01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,363 I did it, Father. I did it! 1039 01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,522 - It's beautiful. - Uh... 1040 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,282 I thought I might find you here. 1041 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:06,486 Clank? 1042 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:11,883 I'm not going back, Clank. 1043 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,401 This is where I belong. You were right. 1044 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:19,925 Fame is overrated, especially when you're famous for causing a complete disaster. 1045 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,889 It was not a complete disaster. 1046 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,965 Authorities are calling it a "complete and utter disaster"... 1047 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,246 Sorry! 1048 01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:30,564 The evacuation of Novalis was successful. 1049 01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:32,762 No one was killed or injured. 1050 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,365 But those people lost their homes, 1051 01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,728 and for that, I have to take full responsibility. 1052 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:43,565 Blaming yourself and taking responsibility are two very different things. 1053 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,003 If you truly want to be accountable, 1054 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:48,208 you will endeavor to make things right the next time. 1055 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:50,041 Next time? 1056 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,845 Drek has one more target on his list. 1057 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,287 With Captain Qwark now working for the enemy, 1058 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,880 the Rangers need you more than ever. 1059 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:03,244 And I would like to offer my assistance in any way possible, 1060 01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:05,046 partner. 1061 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,928 Earthquake! 1062 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:11,771 What's that? 1063 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,923 Oh, I brought some friends. 1064 01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:30,811 Okay, pity party's over. Time to get back to work. 1065 01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:36,803 Listen, guys, I'm sorry I ran out on you like that. 1066 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:42,442 Even though I messed up, I should've stayed to fix it and see it through. 1067 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:46,242 Eh. We've all made bad choices. Here, check it out. 1068 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,850 My cadet photo. 1069 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,605 Really? That's how we're playing? 1070 01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:57,490 Okay, uh, there's no need to embarrass anyone here. 1071 01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,163 Okay, everyone, chill out! 1072 01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:05,885 We have a job to do, and I need to start shooting at something immediately. 1073 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:09,642 Well, before we just go off and start shooting at things, I was thinking that... 1074 01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:11,085 Yeah, get some. 1075 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,445 That's what I'm talking about. 1076 01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:13,567 Forget it. 1077 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:15,762 No, wait. Go on. 1078 01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:18,764 I think we need to hear what you both have to say. 1079 01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:22,850 Well, while we can't move a planet out of the way... 1080 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:27,127 I was thinking, what if we could move the weapon targeting that planet? 1081 01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:29,363 Move the Deplanetizer? 1082 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,084 Knock it off course. 1083 01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,083 Okay. Awesome. 1084 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,805 And just how are we going to do that? 1085 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,247 Not sure yet. But I'm working on it. 1086 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,041 Hmm. 1087 01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,522 I might have an idea. 1088 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,205 So after you pick up my dry cleaning, 1089 01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:50,925 you need to polish the Segway, and after that... 1090 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,650 Drek, I want to talk to you. 1091 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:55,491 You tried to kill my Rangers! You said you'd leave them alone! 1092 01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,241 And I meant it at the time! 1093 01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,728 I detest bloodshed as much as any Blarg, 1094 01:06:01,840 --> 01:06:07,125 but sometimes, sacrifices are necessary for the greater good. 1095 01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,645 I know you're working with Nefarious on this. 1096 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:11,802 Yes, isn't it wonderful? 1097 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,611 We're all part of the same dream team. 1098 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:17,205 We should make T-shirts! 1099 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,362 You're making a big mistake. 1100 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,603 You have no idea the kinds of evil he's capable of. 1101 01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:24,603 Oh, but I do. 1102 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,365 It's all right here on his résumé. Special skills... 1103 01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:31,240 Horrendous evil. Unspeakable evil. Diabolical evil. 1104 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:32,970 He's very well-rounded. 1105 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:36,163 And apparently, he can juggle. Hmm. 1106 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:37,526 Oh-oh! 1107 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:40,446 Do I feel my ears burning? 1108 01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:44,241 And there's our little juggling psychopath now! 1109 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:47,809 You died in a prison escape. There were witnesses. 1110 01:06:47,920 --> 01:06:48,921 Oh. 1111 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:52,522 People will say and do just about anything 1112 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,204 for the right price. 1113 01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:56,402 What was yours, Qwark? 1114 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,930 What was your price for selling out your friends? 1115 01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:03,283 Your face on another cereal box, perhaps? 1116 01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,761 Why don't you run along 1117 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:08,684 so the Chairman and I can get back to the business at hand? 1118 01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:10,764 But what am I supposed to do? 1119 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,400 You can guard the Star Cracker water cooler. 1120 01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,087 Oh! But with fury! Mmm-hmm. 1121 01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:20,885 That was fun! 1122 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:24,442 And T-shirts would be a good idea. Good for morale. 1123 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:26,284 What do you think, Neffie? Should we... 1124 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:33,968 Sheepinator. One of my personal favorites. 1125 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:37,603 It's time for a change of management. 1126 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,482 Huh? Uh-oh... 1127 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,849 Okay, let's do this! We only got so much time to get it all done. 1128 01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,531 Use that, whatever that's called. That's good. Okay. 1129 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,125 Right. Over here. 1130 01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:54,443 Keep bringing it on in, ratcheting it on up, electrifying everything. 1131 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:57,485 Make sure everything's got electricity running through it, at least a little bit. 1132 01:07:57,560 --> 01:08:00,445 That's good, too. Whatever that is, you're doing great. 1133 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,681 Okay. 1134 01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:08,044 Hey, everybody! Get in here now! 1135 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:10,210 Uh, please. 1136 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:12,764 You're not going to believe this. 1137 01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:15,605 We finally decoded the Deplanetizer plans. 1138 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,002 We found his next target. It's Umbris. 1139 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,725 Well, at least he picked an empty planet this time. 1140 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,531 Yes, however, it is a volatile planet. 1141 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:27,241 Its core is made up of pure melluvium. 1142 01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:31,728 Blowing it up will result in a chain reaction that will destroy the entire system. 1143 01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:33,685 But why would Drek do that? 1144 01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:35,842 I thought he was trying to build the perfect planet? 1145 01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:39,129 Well, because Umbris wasn't Drek's idea. 1146 01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:40,401 Duh! 1147 01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:41,606 What do you mean? 1148 01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:43,045 It's Nefarious. 1149 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,360 Dr. Nefarious? 1150 01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:47,563 No, Steve Nefarious. Of course it's Dr. Nefarious! 1151 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:49,444 Oh, yeah, funny how you didn't mention that 1152 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,285 when I was dangling you over the edge of a building. 1153 01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,249 Well, you didn't ask, now did you? 1154 01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,044 Okay, that's it. I'm shooting him. 1155 01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:56,525 What? Don't shoot him. 1156 01:08:56,600 --> 01:09:00,127 I am confused. I thought Nefarious was dead. 1157 01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:01,525 Only on the inside. 1158 01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,762 Otherwise, he's very much... 1159 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,763 Alive! 1160 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:07,891 Okay, shoot him. 1161 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,608 - You wanted New Quartu? - Huh? 1162 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,485 I'll give it to you. 1163 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,085 Happy trails! 1164 01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:35,927 Now entering Umbris atmosphere. 1165 01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:38,884 Yes, it's almost here. 1166 01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,811 The beginning of the end. 1167 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:42,967 The end of what? 1168 01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:49,921 Let the games begin. 1169 01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,248 Remote detonation now activated. 1170 01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:55,449 It is about to get real. 1171 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,881 We're as close as we can get without being spotted. 1172 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,281 Okay, so what's the plan, Elaris? 1173 01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:11,129 Go on. We're listening. 1174 01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:14,605 Well, I've been hard at work on a little something called 1175 01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:16,284 the Hologuise. 1176 01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:20,968 It'll project a visual and audible replication of Captain Qwark so realistic, 1177 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:22,844 it would fool his own mother. 1178 01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:26,645 With Ratchet posing as Qwark, they'll dock with the Deplanetizer 1179 01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:28,802 by easily fooling the simpleminded Blarg. 1180 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:31,483 Yes, Captain. What can I do you for? 1181 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,564 Greetings, citizen. Just returning from patrol. 1182 01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:37,007 Copy that. Deactivating shield grid 24 A. 1183 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:40,284 Once inside, Ratchet and Clank will make their way 1184 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,931 through the Star Cracker chamber to the inner core. 1185 01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:53,004 When Ratchet exposes the stabilizer, it can quickly be disconnected... 1186 01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:56,321 Yes. Got it. 1187 01:10:56,800 --> 01:10:59,565 Meanwhile, Clank will disable all the other weapons 1188 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:00,971 by hacking into the mainframe. 1189 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:03,084 Weapons system disabled. 1190 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:07,525 Leaving the Deplanetizer completely vulnerable to any outside forces. 1191 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:12,011 Warning. Warning. Core stabilizer offline. 1192 01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:14,367 Run away! Everybody panic! 1193 01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:16,642 - Warning. Warning. - What's happening? 1194 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,685 Warning. Core stabilizer offline. 1195 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,962 Dr. Nefarious, sir... I mean, Doctor! 1196 01:11:22,040 --> 01:11:23,201 Where are you going? 1197 01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:27,609 Me? Nowhere. Certainly not out of a system-wide blast radius. 1198 01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:29,165 - What? - What? 1199 01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:30,401 We've been infiltrated. 1200 01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:33,125 The Galactic Rangers are trying to shut down the Deplanetizer, 1201 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,282 and I can't find Chairman Drek anywhere! 1202 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:36,407 Ah! 1203 01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,205 You want something done right, you have to do it yourself. 1204 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,564 - Warning. Warning. - Huh? 1205 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:44,887 Core stabilizer offline. 1206 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:46,206 Everybody panic! 1207 01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:47,566 Ratchet... 1208 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,845 And we're clear. All units, move in. 1209 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:56,684 Yeah! Way to go, you guys! 1210 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,889 Ratchet! 1211 01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,810 Greetings, Cadet. 1212 01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:03,845 Captain Qwark, on behalf of the Galactic Rangers, 1213 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,922 I'm placing you under arrest. 1214 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:09,290 You can't do that. I'll just arrest you right back! 1215 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:10,965 On what charge? 1216 01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:13,850 False arrest? Being annoying? Who cares? 1217 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,487 You stabbed your own team in the back, Qwark! 1218 01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:19,245 Just like you stabbed me in the back, 1219 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:23,525 taking my fans, my sponsors, my lucrative endorsement deals, 1220 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,364 my parking space! 1221 01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:27,169 You were my hero. 1222 01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:29,845 Now you're no better than Nefarious! 1223 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,763 How dare you. 1224 01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:34,771 I am way better-looking than Nefarious! 1225 01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,405 I'm taking you in. 1226 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,282 By force, if necessary. 1227 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,171 Oh, wittle wombax with a wittle gun! 1228 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:46,601 Huh. 1229 01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:53,725 Qwark, stop! You don't want to do this! 1230 01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:55,928 Don't tell me what I want to do! 1231 01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:00,123 On your left, Ratchet. Now your right. 1232 01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:05,641 Huh? 1233 01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:07,126 Enough, Qwark! 1234 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:15,881 Whoa! 1235 01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:23,610 Nefarious is tricking you! He wants you to destroy the entire system! 1236 01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:26,406 Oh, that's right, you know everything. 1237 01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:27,561 Uh-oh! 1238 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,241 Hey, why don't we all just listen to Ratchet? 1239 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,205 Ratchet, look out! 1240 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,281 Whoa! 1241 01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:36,881 Oh, my. 1242 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:42,764 Buzz Blades? I taught you better than that! 1243 01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:49,324 Some of it got in my mouth! It's in my mouth! 1244 01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,209 He's just too good. 1245 01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:56,531 Oh, dear. 1246 01:13:57,760 --> 01:13:58,966 Whoa! 1247 01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:02,161 Clank! 1248 01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,489 Tornado Launcher! 1249 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:11,288 Nefarious may be a homicidal lunatic, but he sure can build a gun. 1250 01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,444 Qwark, please! You're not a villain! 1251 01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:16,725 You're not like Nefarious. 1252 01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,007 This isn't you, and you know it! 1253 01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:26,170 If Umbris is destroyed, everyone will die, including us! 1254 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,406 Is that how you want to be remembered? 1255 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,005 I'm... I'm sorry. 1256 01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:59,842 I don't know how things got this far. 1257 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:02,002 This is just pathetic! 1258 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:03,765 Nefarious. 1259 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,764 Give it up. It's over. 1260 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:08,925 As head of the Galactic Rangers, uh, 1261 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,645 he's here to place you under arrest. 1262 01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:12,721 Me? 1263 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:13,845 Absolutely. 1264 01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:18,205 Arrest this man for his speakable crimes against the galaxy. 1265 01:15:18,280 --> 01:15:19,685 My crimes? 1266 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:22,889 The real crime is how you treated me! 1267 01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:26,523 The Rangers couldn't even give me a proper laboratory! 1268 01:15:26,600 --> 01:15:28,443 We have an operational budget! 1269 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:31,285 You called me "King of the Nerd Herd!" 1270 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,767 It was a term of endearment! 1271 01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:37,282 Day after day, I slaved away, 1272 01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,244 creating all the weapons and devices 1273 01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,687 that made you look like a hero. 1274 01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:46,448 But you're not a hero. You're not even a good villain! 1275 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:48,807 You're the galaxy's biggest joke. 1276 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:50,366 Maybe. 1277 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:53,643 But now the last laugh is on you. 1278 01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:57,241 Wait, what? That didn't make any sense. 1279 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,045 - Sure it did. - No, it didn't. 1280 01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:00,963 It sounded like you were combining 1281 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,566 "The joke is on you" with "I'll have the last laugh." 1282 01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,085 Take your pick. 1283 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,810 That's not how it works! 1284 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,321 Get ready to engage mag-boosters! 1285 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:16,528 Ratchet and Clank are still inside. 1286 01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:20,162 Drek's going to fire at any moment! We don't have any more time! 1287 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:27,925 My point is, if you're going to use a one-liner, it should make sense, 1288 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,480 and be relevant to the situation! 1289 01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:35,885 Look, I workshop thousands of these a year, and they can't all be gold! 1290 01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:37,564 Now, put your hands in the air! 1291 01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,404 Over your dead body! 1292 01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:40,881 Whoa! 1293 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,126 Incoming. 1294 01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:58,163 Whoa! 1295 01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:01,041 Mommy! 1296 01:17:01,440 --> 01:17:03,965 Dialing Mother. 1297 01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:06,042 Hello, Horkelberg residence! 1298 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:13,883 Mag-boosters engaged! 1299 01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:19,886 Full power! 1300 01:17:31,920 --> 01:17:33,160 It's working. 1301 01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:34,401 Stay with it. 1302 01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:37,326 Steady now! Steady! 1303 01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:39,171 Whoa! 1304 01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:43,651 What's happening? 1305 01:17:46,280 --> 01:17:47,281 Whoa! 1306 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,364 Deplanetizer now online. 1307 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:53,041 Qwark! Don't let him turn it on! 1308 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,967 Get off me, you has-been! 1309 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,882 You know, maybe Drek was right. 1310 01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:05,244 I am a mad scientist. 1311 01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:16,961 Whoo-hoo! They missed! 1312 01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:37,806 Lousy, insolent, idiotic... 1313 01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,165 Break off. Break off! 1314 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:00,971 Copy that. 1315 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,321 Ratchet, you have to get out of there now! 1316 01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:12,844 Weapon locker depleted. 1317 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:13,961 Hmm. 1318 01:19:15,320 --> 01:19:18,164 Yeah. We're working on it. 1319 01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:23,362 No! My plan! You've ruined my plan! 1320 01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:28,522 You've had this one coming a long time, Qwark! 1321 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,885 Of all my brilliant creations, 1322 01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:36,725 it remains one of my favorites. 1323 01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,325 Meet the RYNO, 1324 01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:42,563 as in, "Rip You A New One." 1325 01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:46,322 - Hey, Nefarious? - What? 1326 01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:58,642 Meet the Omniwrench. 1327 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:12,651 Warning. Now entering Umbris atmosphere. 1328 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,280 Any ideas? 1329 01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:15,561 Hmm. 1330 01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:20,325 Come on, guys. Get out of there. Come on! 1331 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:21,685 They'll never make it out in time. 1332 01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:22,921 We've got to help. 1333 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:25,241 It's too late. There's nothing we can do. 1334 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,405 We must find one of Drek's teleporters! 1335 01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:36,687 - I saw one on the bridge! - Watch out! 1336 01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,005 Hang on, boys. 1337 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:49,525 It's here! Hit the brakes! 1338 01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:50,761 Relax, I know what... 1339 01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:58,445 - Qwark! - Oh, no. 1340 01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,965 I can't reach you in time. Just get out while you can! 1341 01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:04,088 - Teleporter charging. - Hmm. 1342 01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:07,921 What are you doing? 1343 01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:11,525 Improvising! 1344 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:26,761 Oh! 1345 01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:45,647 Are we dead? 1346 01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:46,761 Huh? 1347 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:48,925 We are alive. 1348 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,321 All Rangers alive and accounted for. 1349 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,251 Whoo! Welcome back, Rangers! Good job! 1350 01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:58,609 How many planets do you think I'll have to save for them to call me a hero again? 1351 01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:01,885 You don't have to do big things to be a hero, Qwark. 1352 01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,689 Just the right ones. 1353 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:07,647 Oh. 1354 01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:15,002 I don't know, maybe it'll be worth something someday. 1355 01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:18,361 Hmm. 1356 01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:19,925 I must say that it is curious 1357 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:23,125 that the sudden cessation of velocity relative to our inertia 1358 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:25,043 did not cause either of you to... 1359 01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:26,567 Oh, dear. 1360 01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:29,491 Don't worry, Cadet. It happens to the best... 1361 01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:34,811 Oh, that was terrible. 1362 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,003 Oh, boy. 1363 01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:42,564 Make it stop! 1364 01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,522 Should we go and join the others? 1365 01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:50,844 I'd like to, but there's a promise I have to keep to an old friend. 1366 01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:54,731 I understand. 1367 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:59,525 Don't worry. I'm sure we'll run into each other again someday. 1368 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:01,170 It's a small galaxy. 1369 01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:05,005 Well, I suppose this is goodbye. 1370 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,968 You can let go now, Ratchet. 1371 01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:14,845 Ah... 1372 01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:22,402 Come on, what's the holdup? 1373 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:26,765 Paying good money for this. 1374 01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:28,330 I haven't got all day! 1375 01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:30,925 And that was the scene today 1376 01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:34,365 as thousands gathered to welcome home the Galactic Rangers, 1377 01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:37,922 making their triumphant return from saving our galaxy. 1378 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,885 Grateful citizens gathered at the famed Hall of Heroes 1379 01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:44,123 to mark this day that will live in hearts and minds forever. 1380 01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,485 As for Private Qwark, the recently demoted Ranger 1381 01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:49,245 will embark upon his galaxy-wide apology tour 1382 01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:51,685 while shamelessly promoting his new book, 1383 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:54,127 Listen, I Said I Was Sorry, All Right? 1384 01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:57,929 When asked for a comment, the former captain had this to offer. 1385 01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:03,646 Prepare to be blown away by my epic humility. 1386 01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:09,485 There was, however, one curious absence from today's festivities, 1387 01:24:09,560 --> 01:24:13,724 that of new Ranger sensation and media darling, Ratchet, 1388 01:24:14,120 --> 01:24:16,325 leaving this reporter with one question. 1389 01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:19,925 What does a Lombax do after saving the galaxy? 1390 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:21,965 We may never know. 1391 01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:25,886 And now, a story about a baby glypod who can play the ukulele. 1392 01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:28,442 Come on, we haven't got all day! 1393 01:24:28,520 --> 01:24:32,964 We have 10 more proton scrubs to do before lunch if we want to stay on schedule! 1394 01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:37,205 I've got to be honest, I kind of thought you'd be so touched by the gesture, 1395 01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:39,123 you'd call us even. 1396 01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:41,928 Well, you thought wrong, didn't you? 1397 01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:46,842 Ah, keep your shirt on, I heard you. You see these ears? 1398 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:53,246 Hey! Wait! Wait! Please wait for me! I have abandonment issues! 1399 01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:57,844 Might I offer a suggestion? 1400 01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:04,925 Modifying that proton scrubber with a Gadgetron quasar flash 1401 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:08,288 would increase your efficiency by 47.4%. 1402 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:11,690 A quasar flash, huh? Gee, I don't know. 1403 01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:15,049 That kind of tech takes two to operate. 1404 01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:18,040 And Grim's not as nimble as he used to be. 1405 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:21,443 Then perhaps I could remain here and assist, 1406 01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:23,841 if you do not mind me staying around a while. 1407 01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:24,921 You kidding? 1408 01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,526 Things have been way too quiet without you around. 1409 01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:31,042 I do bring a certain level of zing to the table, don't I? 1410 01:25:32,920 --> 01:25:35,645 Yeah, Clank. You're a real wild one. 1411 01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:36,925 Speaking of which, 1412 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:40,527 am I to assume that you have retired from the Galactic Rangers? 1413 01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:44,405 Nah. Once a Ranger, always a Ranger. 1414 01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:48,725 Believe me, the minute somebody tries to blow up another planet, I'll be ready to go. 1415 01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:51,246 But, hey, what are the odds of that happening? 1416 01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:55,446 Precisely 87,534 to one. 1417 01:25:56,320 --> 01:25:58,721 Yep. A real wild one. 1418 01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:24,449 No! Get away from me! 1419 01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:26,803 Do not stick that thing in... 1420 01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:28,484 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1421 01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:33,446 Quit trying to repair me, you moron! 1422 01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:43,525 I am not a robot! 1423 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,043 Huh? Are you still here? 1424 01:33:30,120 --> 01:33:33,522 All the logos and doohickeys already went by. 1425 01:33:34,120 --> 01:33:37,165 That means it's over. Move along. 1426 01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:39,811 No extra little scene at the end of the movie. 1427 01:33:40,880 --> 01:33:45,288 If I find out who started that nonsense, why, I'm going to plant my boot so far up... 1428 01:33:45,760 --> 01:33:47,805 I said, beat it! 1429 01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:48,881 Sheesh! 1430 01:33:49,081 --> 01:34:15,081 www.psagmeno.com | No1 Subs iNFO 102203

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