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Previously on Pitch...
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- Ginny called.
- Baker.
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Just confirming that we can't...
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Not gonna say anything.
Ginny's a big girl.
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- She still carries her rookie card.
- Really?
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But if it's being watched...
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What? You won't make
the All-Star team? Hey!
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The only All-Star team
that matters is mine.
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And you're already the
leading vote-getter there.
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16 years I've been
playing in this town.
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I've seen a lot of rookies come and go.
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Never met one like you.
Kind of blow me away.
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I'm trying to raise
a ball player here, Janet.
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Trying a new pitcher.
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We did it, Pop.
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We ain't done nothing yet.
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They're watching it now.
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- You seen it?
- I got chills.
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Called, strike three.
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Put her in the game!
Put her in the game!
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Put her in the game!
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Put her in the game!
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Put her in the game.
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It's dominating social media right now.
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36 million people
have signed the petition
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saying "Put Ginny Baker
in the All-Star Game."
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That's twice as many votes
as any player's going to get.
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We need to make a decision.
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Let's call the commissioner.
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Wow. If I'd known you
were such a hothouse orchid,
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I would've taken it easy on you.
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No, my back's just been acting
up lately. It'll loosen.
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You should be
skipping the All-Star Game.
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I'm not skipping the All-Star Game.
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You can't even get your pants on.
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I don't know much about
baseball, but I do know
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that it's bad form to play
an All-Star Game without pants.
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It's in my home city, for God's
sakes, I'm practically mayor.
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You could get some rest.
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I could get you a job as an
analyst on the postgame show.
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You ever think about
broadcasting as a second career?
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Of course I've thought of it.
Look at this face,
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look at these guns.
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You think I'm gonna deny these to
the world after I'm done playing?
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Now, there's three phases
to the Mike Lawson Experience.
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Phase one, Mm-hmm.
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Hall of Fame Player.
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Phase two, Hall of Fame broadcaster.
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Phase three,
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I move to the South of France, Mm.
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I become the greatest horseshoe player
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of all time.
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That's quite a big
plan you've got there.
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Maybe we should stick to
phase one and phase two for now.
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You're obviously hurt.
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I'm not skipping the All-Star G...
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Game.
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Okay, uh...
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All right, maybe-maybe
a few days off, uh...
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wouldn't be so bad.
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Set up a meeting.
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I already did.
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I'm not abandoning you.
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You're abandoning me in my hour of need.
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Mmm. Yeah, no.
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I'm immune to guilt.
Chickenpox and guilt.
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- Neither of them get me anymore.
- Evelyn.
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The only upside to Blip
not making the All-Star team
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is that we finally get to
take this family vacation.
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The boys have been begging to go
to Disney World for years.
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Mama don't do roller coasters, so Blip's
gonna go on Space Mountain with them.
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But does it have to be
when my mother's visiting?
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You're my best buffer.
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Now I have to spend three
days alone with this woman.
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Well, maybe it won't be so bad.
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You've met her.
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If there was an All-Star Game
for silent judgment
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and guilt trips, she'd be MVP.
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She's your mom, Ginny.
It can't have been all bad.
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Oh, come on.
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No, no, you cannot say anything.
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Not a word about
getting your ears pierced.
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If you do, he's gonna,
like, board up all the doors.
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All right, fine,
but you do all the talking.
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Okay, I'll do all the talking.
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- Just don't make me laugh.
- Okay, I'll try.
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Try hard, 'cause if you get me
going, we ain't gonna never
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- get out of here.
- Okay.
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Be serious.
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Okay.
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Going to the mall, we'll be back.
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Make sure you buy
some oil for your mitt.
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Tanner's oil.
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Has to be Tanner's oil.
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- Ginny, you hear me?
- Heard you.
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She heard you, baby.
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- I hear you.
- Got the luggage.
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All right, well, hang in there, bro.
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That was Mike.
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He's bailing on the All-Star Game.
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What? His back.
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He thinks we shouldn't even pack, babe.
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He says I'm about to get
a call from the front office
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saying that I'm gonna
be the Padres' rep.
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We're the home team,
somebody's got to play.
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Who else but you?
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Nobody.
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I told you!
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- You did.
- Didn't I tell you?
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- You told me.
- Didn't I tell you?
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What's going on?
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Daddy's gonna play in the All-Star Game!
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Give me some.
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- Do we get to go to the game?
- Absolutely.
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Right after we go to Disney World?
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That might have to wait a little.
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Hello?
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Yes.
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Okay, but can...
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Uh-huh.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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That was the front office.
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Apparently, I've been named
to the All-Star team.
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I'm gonna be the Padres' rep.
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We're going to Disney World.
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She's not an All-Star, Jason.
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- She's won her last three starts.
- Is she the best of the best?
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She is the star of all stars.
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And this is the All-Star Game.
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You think there's a guy
in the history...
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Hey, Baker.
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It is good to see you getting
some airtime for a change.
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Yeah, we were worried people
might be forgetting about you.
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Blip...
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No. We are not having
this conversation again.
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You're gonna play in this game.
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I'm-a go ride around in some tea
cups with my family. It's all good.
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All right?
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She told me you were
taking them on Space Mountain.
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Papa don't do roller coasters.
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Just give me 24 hours.
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That's all I need.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Rhonda!
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I need you to book me on the
first flight to Amsterdam.
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- I'm heading to the airport now.
- You can't do that.
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You're the GM of the team
hosting the All-Star Game.
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- Listen to me. Rhonda?
- The entire baseball world
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- is about to descend upon...
- Rhonda?
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Livan's 26.
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What?
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You heard me.
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- That means...
- That means none of the GMs
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can know where I'm going, okay?
Do you understand?
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I understand what you want me to do.
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I don't understand
how I'm supposed to do it.
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You're gonna figure it out.
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I'll call you from the airport.
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You see what I have to put up with?
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- Sorry to bother you, Skip.
- No, no. Come on in, kid.
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And when I say "kid," I don't
mean it in a Bogart sort of way.
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I mean it in that you're a third my age.
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Sit down, sit down. What's on your mind?
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I don't deserve to be
playing in the All-Star Game.
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I was just starting to be
accepted by the guys.
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It's terrible timing,
and if I turn it down,
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they'll choose Blip, who deserves to go.
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All true.
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Let me tell you about how I met my wife.
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We were at a friend's party.
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I approached her at the food
table, I mumbled something
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brilliant about the crudités
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and somehow I managed to
engage her in a conversation,
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and then finally I
asked her if she'd like
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to have dinner with me.
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She had zero interest.
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But I'd just got back from 'Nam.
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I took one in the calf,
I was hobbling a little,
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and she had a big heart.
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So she said yes.
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Pure pity date.
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42 years, four kids, 12 grandkids later.
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Didn't turn out so bad.
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I'm not following here, Skip.
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Take the pity date.
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It doesn't matter why they say yes.
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It matters what you do
after they say it.
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Okay.
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Let's check on the
All-Star schedule, okay?
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I don't want to do that.
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I'm just dreading having to tell my mom
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that I'm not gonna have
any time for her.
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Ginny, she's gonna be happy for you.
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No, she's not.
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Right on cue.
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Hi, honey.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Oh!
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Oh, my baby.
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Oh, there she is.
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- Amelia, oh, good to see you.
- Welcome.
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Thanks for picking her up, Eliot.
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- No problem.
- You look well.
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Thank you, thank you. So do you.
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Three whole days with you all to myself.
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- Oh, can you imagine that?
- Yeah, well...
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there's been a slight change of plans.
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I just got named to the All-Star team.
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The All-Star team?
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I know, it's crazy.
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There was a public campaign...
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That's amazing.
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That is amazing!
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Yeah. It is,
thanks, I'm excited. Um...
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but it also means I have a lot to
do that I hadn't planned on, so...
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So less time for me.
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I'm sorry.
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- So what's the plan for tomorrow?
- Um...
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tomorrow, I've got a lot
of MLB stuff during the day,
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so Eliot's gonna take you
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all around the city, show you around.
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There's a ton of stuff to do here,
there's LEGOLAND, and...
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- Uh, the zoo...
- The zoo.
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And then tomorrow night,
we'll get dinner together.
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Certainly... looking forward
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to getting to spend
some time with Eliot.
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Hmm, me, too.
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Oh.
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Well, I probably should just
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go on ahead and get unpacked.
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Mom, I didn't... I didn't, um...
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I didn't plan this to avoid
spending time with you.
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No one said you did.
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It's okay.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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Wow.
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- I had no idea.
- Yeah.
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Well, someone once said
when it comes to divorce,
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let go of worrying about the money.
Go in knowing you're gonna get killed
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and then maybe you'll be surprised.
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Well, you could have told me
that before you showed me this.
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She gets half the dealerships?
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Well, next time listen
to me about the prenup.
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You still got one more contract
in you. You'll get some back.
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36-year-old catcher
with 65-year-old knees,
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and a back that's playing peek-a-boo.
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I've got two more
good earning years tops.
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So go to the Yankees
or Boston... they pay more.
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Or Texas. Get away from
these state taxes...
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I'm a Padre.
254
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Then get serious about what
you're doing after baseball.
255
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Oh, I'm dead serious.
256
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I've got a phase two.
257
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And what's that?
258
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All right, you guys ready?
A little rehearsal here.
259
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So, Mike, this is just a run-through
260
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to kind of get you acclimated for the
way it's supposed to go tomorrow.
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- Okay.
- You're okay with that?
262
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- Okay, let's do it.
- CJ, ready?
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Addison Russell, as you guys know,
will be the starting shortstop
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for the National League and
batting ninth. But the reality is
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this should be Corey Seager's job.
266
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He has been the best shortstop
in the National League.
267
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And, Mike, you've been
on this National League team
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eight times before. What do you
think of this year's squad?
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This year's squad? Oh, man,
270
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they're crazy good, even without Kersh.
271
00:12:30,173 --> 00:12:32,307
Cueto's slide-cut combo is lethal.
272
00:12:32,342 --> 00:12:35,786
Scherzer has the most legit
one through four in the bigs.
273
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Lester's a beast.
274
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Among hitters, obviously,
Chris Bryant is the man.
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His ISO's at 2.92.
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His weighted runs created
plus of 153 last year
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is ridonculous!
278
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And his WOBA of .412 is off the charts.
279
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Sorry, you know what? That was, uh...
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.40... 403, damn. I-I'll get that.
281
00:12:55,114 --> 00:12:57,198
Uh, Buster Posey is...
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Uh, all right, well, stop ri-right there
283
00:12:59,202 --> 00:13:01,269
- for just a minute.
- No, I know, I blew that last one,
284
00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:03,831
but I'll get it tomorrow, okay?
So, you know, don't worry.
285
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,633
But otherwise?
286
00:13:08,124 --> 00:13:10,078
Uh... you know, good...
287
00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:11,845
Yeah?
288
00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:14,046
A little bit too much jargon.
You kind of sounded like
289
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a stat-head and not a baseball
player... Be a baseball player.
290
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,118
And you want to appeal
to the average fan.
291
00:13:18,138 --> 00:13:20,043
Think of the ten-year-old kid
or the grandmother watching.
292
00:13:20,063 --> 00:13:22,290
Right. Okay, yeah. I, you know,
I was just trying to put a little flair
293
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in there, you know,
a little signature style,
294
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but if you think
I should adjust it, I could.
295
00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:27,095
It was unintelligible.
296
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All right.
297
00:13:31,334 --> 00:13:34,545
All right, I'll, uh...
I'll work on it. Yeah.
298
00:13:43,672 --> 00:13:45,880
I hear Al just barely
skated by with his job.
299
00:13:45,915 --> 00:13:47,982
I heard Frank Reid
wasn't quite so lucky.
300
00:13:48,018 --> 00:13:50,505
I heard the same. Rhonda.
301
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Gentlemen, I trust you're
having a good time.
302
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,926
- We are. Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
303
00:13:55,946 --> 00:13:57,786
We were just wondering where Oscar is.
304
00:13:57,806 --> 00:13:59,873
Oh, he's wrapping up a meeting.
305
00:13:59,893 --> 00:14:02,411
What kind of meeting's keeping
him from his own cocktail party?
306
00:14:02,431 --> 00:14:03,433
Huh?
307
00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:06,230
It's not a meeting, actually.
308
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:08,766
It's an abscessed tooth.
309
00:14:08,802 --> 00:14:10,050
Very painful. I was able
310
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,376
to get his dentist to come
down here to drain it.
311
00:14:12,396 --> 00:14:13,918
The tooth that's abscessing.
312
00:14:13,938 --> 00:14:15,807
You should see how
much abscess there is.
313
00:14:15,842 --> 00:14:18,276
I'm gonna get you guys a refill.
I'll be back. Thank you.
314
00:14:19,679 --> 00:14:21,980
- That was weird, right?
- Way weird.
315
00:14:22,015 --> 00:14:24,782
- That was a lie, right?
- Bold-faced.
316
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:26,812
Livan.
317
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,153
_
318
00:14:32,863 --> 00:14:34,325
What do you mean,
you think they're onto me?
319
00:14:34,345 --> 00:14:37,328
Well, for one thing, it turns
out I'm a terrible liar.
320
00:14:37,364 --> 00:14:39,530
And for another, the story just broke.
321
00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:41,232
And I quote:
322
00:14:41,267 --> 00:14:43,077
"A new report claims that Livan Duarte,
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00:14:43,097 --> 00:14:45,436
the superstar catcher who
recently defected from Cuba
324
00:14:45,472 --> 00:14:47,565
during a tournament
in Amsterdam is not 22
325
00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:50,541
but is, in fact, 26,
making any team eligible
326
00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:52,349
to sign him immediately
without being taxed."
327
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,142
She told me the story was embargoed.
328
00:14:54,162 --> 00:14:55,737
That's all right.
329
00:14:55,757 --> 00:14:57,582
I have a huge head start.
330
00:14:58,514 --> 00:15:00,451
- Or not.
- What's the matter?
331
00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:02,520
I'm looking at Livan's agent
332
00:15:02,555 --> 00:15:03,855
shaking hands with the general manager
333
00:15:03,890 --> 00:15:05,590
of the New York Yankees.
334
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,753
- Well, that's not good.
- I know.
335
00:15:08,895 --> 00:15:11,033
The next
batter in the Home Run Derby
336
00:15:11,053 --> 00:15:13,653
is second baseman
for the Seattle Mariners,
337
00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:15,255
Robinson Cano.
338
00:15:20,095 --> 00:15:22,562
Cano drives that one to deep center.
339
00:15:24,607 --> 00:15:26,599
It's gone!
340
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:27,934
You'll be fine.
341
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,654
They're just getting it
out of their system.
342
00:15:32,743 --> 00:15:35,208
And there goes another.
343
00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:38,433
Ah, they can't touch you.
344
00:15:41,472 --> 00:15:44,697
Whoa, that one is way back.
345
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:49,038
And it's outta here!
346
00:15:49,058 --> 00:15:51,370
He might be able to touch you.
347
00:15:51,476 --> 00:15:52,657
Don't pitch to him.
348
00:15:52,677 --> 00:15:54,995
And time's up.
349
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:00,400
You trying to pull
a fast one on me?
350
00:16:00,435 --> 00:16:03,770
Daddy power bomb! Boom!
351
00:16:03,805 --> 00:16:05,633
Oh, you trying to get in on it, too?
352
00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:07,381
Hey, hey, hey, keep it down.
353
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,468
I'm trying to decide what theme
park tickets we should get.
354
00:16:09,503 --> 00:16:13,542
Go with whichever one makes the
money magically disappear less.
355
00:16:13,562 --> 00:16:14,734
Pow!
356
00:16:15,419 --> 00:16:18,820
What the hell? Get 'em all!
357
00:16:18,856 --> 00:16:20,589
Time out, time out, time out, time out.
358
00:16:22,055 --> 00:16:23,711
I'm getting a phone call.
359
00:16:23,731 --> 00:16:26,372
Hello. Hold on a sec.
360
00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:31,370
Yes. Okay, I see.
361
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,556
No, that's great. Thank you.
362
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:36,397
Yeah, thank you so much.
363
00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:39,230
Babe...
364
00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:43,098
Dexter Fowler pulled out.
365
00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:44,366
Hamstring.
366
00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,448
I made the All-Star Game!
367
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,052
Oh, wow.
368
00:16:50,087 --> 00:16:52,183
Wow, that's great!
369
00:16:52,203 --> 00:16:54,383
Evy, I'm an All-Star, baby!
370
00:16:54,403 --> 00:16:57,138
- Yeah, I know. I got it.
- Hey...
371
00:16:57,158 --> 00:16:58,635
I get to be introduced
372
00:16:58,655 --> 00:17:00,541
and tip my cap to the home crowd
373
00:17:00,577 --> 00:17:02,410
while watching
the fighter jets fly over.
374
00:17:02,445 --> 00:17:04,467
Yay.
375
00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:08,149
This is the biggest moment of my life.
376
00:17:08,184 --> 00:17:10,817
Are you seriously not happy for me?
377
00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,988
Of course. I'm very happy for you, babe.
378
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,081
Wow.
379
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,826
It's nice to have
such a supportive wife.
380
00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:20,895
Excuse me?
381
00:17:21,671 --> 00:17:24,599
No, wait... I'm not supportive?
382
00:17:24,634 --> 00:17:28,002
- Look, how you...?
- No, you said yours. I'm gonna say mine.
383
00:17:28,456 --> 00:17:31,906
I did single-A with you. I did double-A.
384
00:17:31,941 --> 00:17:35,676
I've sat through 0 for 4s
and slumps and benchings.
385
00:17:35,712 --> 00:17:37,979
There's almost a year
of our marriage MIA
386
00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:40,648
for all of the road trips,
and I've never complained.
387
00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:42,950
Not once.
388
00:17:42,986 --> 00:17:47,155
I recap every game,
every moment of your life
389
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,823
every night...
390
00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:51,428
and it's the highlight of my day.
391
00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:54,962
I raise your sons when you're gone.
392
00:17:54,998 --> 00:17:56,731
I keep your home while you're away,
393
00:17:56,766 --> 00:17:58,466
and I'm ready to uproot our lives
394
00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:01,402
if another old man decides
on a whim he wants you more
395
00:18:01,437 --> 00:18:02,937
than the one who currently pays you.
396
00:18:03,651 --> 00:18:06,974
So perhaps you will allow
me one single moment
397
00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:09,010
of disappointment upon learning
398
00:18:09,045 --> 00:18:12,295
our family vacation was
just ruined with a phone call.
399
00:18:14,647 --> 00:18:17,785
The boys and I will
watch the game from here.
400
00:18:17,821 --> 00:18:19,420
I'll take them to the theme park
401
00:18:19,455 --> 00:18:22,845
all by myself like I do
all the time in San Diego.
402
00:18:22,865 --> 00:18:25,459
And we'll see you back
there in a few days.
403
00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:28,129
You go enjoy the biggest
moment of your life
404
00:18:28,164 --> 00:18:30,464
with the fighter planes.
405
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:36,003
Hmm, turns out watching
the Home Run Derby
406
00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:37,805
is not the cure for
feeling like a fraud.
407
00:18:37,841 --> 00:18:40,174
You're not a fraud.
408
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:41,742
I should be going over
the hitters with you tonight,
409
00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:43,477
not going to dinner with my mom.
410
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,513
She's gonna make me feel guilty.
411
00:18:45,548 --> 00:18:47,782
- You want me to come?
- Would you?
412
00:18:47,817 --> 00:18:50,885
Sure. Moms love me.
413
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,520
I mean, I gotta do a little prep work
414
00:18:52,555 --> 00:18:54,722
for this broadcast thing,
but I can grab a quick bite.
415
00:18:54,757 --> 00:18:57,158
That would be amazing. Thank you.
416
00:18:57,193 --> 00:18:59,958
Oh, hey, I invited Amelia, my agent.
417
00:18:59,978 --> 00:19:01,696
You met her once?
418
00:19:01,731 --> 00:19:04,532
Anyway, you should talk to her
about the broadcasting stuff.
419
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:07,235
- She's the best.
- Oh. Good to know.
420
00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:14,602
Nice dress.
421
00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:17,745
- Oh, thanks, Mom.
- You look beautiful.
422
00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:20,147
Um, listen, I hope you don't mind,
423
00:19:20,183 --> 00:19:21,782
I invited a couple friends to join us.
424
00:19:21,818 --> 00:19:23,551
I don't mind. Actually, I invited
425
00:19:23,586 --> 00:19:24,619
somebody to join us, too.
426
00:19:24,654 --> 00:19:25,853
Oh, okay.
427
00:19:25,889 --> 00:19:27,312
Oh, here he is.
428
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,279
- Hey.
- Hey.
429
00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:30,838
Kevin, this is my daughter, Ginny.
430
00:19:30,858 --> 00:19:32,560
Hi. Nice to meet you.
431
00:19:32,595 --> 00:19:34,228
Hello.
432
00:19:34,264 --> 00:19:36,046
Kevin's a friend from Tarboro.
433
00:19:36,066 --> 00:19:37,732
He was in Arizona on business.
434
00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:40,801
When I found out I'd basically
be spending the trip alone,
435
00:19:40,837 --> 00:19:43,136
I just, well, I asked him to join me.
436
00:19:43,156 --> 00:19:44,530
- I see.
- Uh, ladies?
437
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,640
Oh, all right.
438
00:19:45,675 --> 00:19:47,795
Oh, Mom, can I have a moment?
439
00:19:48,676 --> 00:19:50,278
- Oh, uh...
- Sorry.
440
00:19:50,313 --> 00:19:51,812
- Go ahead.
- Okay.
441
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:53,903
A friend?
442
00:19:54,265 --> 00:19:55,687
We're dating.
443
00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:58,219
And you didn't feel like
giving me a heads-up
444
00:19:58,254 --> 00:20:00,955
that you were inviting him or, I don't
know, that you have a boyfriend?
445
00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,623
Oh, you mean, like,
the heads-up you gave me
446
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:03,991
that you were gonna be
playing in the All-Star Game?
447
00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:05,893
And I don't think I need your permission
448
00:20:05,929 --> 00:20:07,194
to start to date again.
449
00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:09,263
This is so like you to be doing this.
450
00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:11,766
- The night before the All-Star Game.
- What am I doing?
451
00:20:11,801 --> 00:20:13,167
- What am I doing?
- There you are.
452
00:20:13,202 --> 00:20:15,236
Oh, Ginny didn't tell me
she invited her sister.
453
00:20:15,271 --> 00:20:18,139
Don't bother, she's taken.
454
00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:22,576
Hey, Amelia. You remember Mike Lawson?
455
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:25,746
Uh, yes. We met briefly.
Nice to see you.
456
00:20:25,782 --> 00:20:27,281
You as well.
457
00:20:27,317 --> 00:20:29,317
We were just heading to our table.
458
00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:36,590
Oh, good, you're here.
This is gonna be fun.
459
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:39,123
- We may want our meal to go.
- Mm.
460
00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:43,111
So, how long you two been a couple?
461
00:20:43,147 --> 00:20:45,547
Oh, no, no. We're not a couple.
462
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,115
No, not...
463
00:20:47,151 --> 00:20:49,484
I didn't even know that Amelia
was gonna be here tonight
464
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,087
when Ginny invited me, no.
465
00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:53,288
No, it was a total surprise.
466
00:20:53,324 --> 00:20:55,224
Right, and since he barely knows me,
467
00:20:55,259 --> 00:20:57,559
- it was just such a boring surprise.
- Right, exactly.
468
00:20:57,595 --> 00:20:59,664
How long have you two been together?
469
00:20:59,973 --> 00:21:01,063
Oh, um,
470
00:21:01,098 --> 00:21:02,297
a little over a year now? Mm-hmm.
471
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,666
A year? Really?
472
00:21:04,735 --> 00:21:07,236
Well, I mean, we knew
each other from a distance.
473
00:21:07,271 --> 00:21:10,072
- Uh, uh...
- Kevin is from Tarboro, where we're from,
474
00:21:10,107 --> 00:21:12,341
- but we, um...
- I was married until recently.
475
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:14,109
Just got a divorce about a year ago.
476
00:21:14,144 --> 00:21:18,046
So we really got to know
each other after that.
477
00:21:18,082 --> 00:21:20,082
But I've seen you play.
478
00:21:20,117 --> 00:21:21,717
I used to come to a lot of your games.
479
00:21:21,752 --> 00:21:23,252
I mean, the whole town did.
480
00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:25,463
She was a sight to behold.
481
00:21:25,569 --> 00:21:29,258
- Still is.
- Speaking of watching her games, um...
482
00:21:29,293 --> 00:21:32,461
we were hoping we could get Kevin
a ticket to the All-Star Game.
483
00:21:32,871 --> 00:21:35,572
Mm. I only got
the one for you, so...
484
00:21:35,592 --> 00:21:36,822
- It's okay.
- No, no.
485
00:21:36,842 --> 00:21:39,234
I have a couple I'm not
using. Have at 'em.
486
00:21:41,071 --> 00:21:42,925
- Thank you, Mike.
- Wow, thanks.
487
00:21:42,945 --> 00:21:44,740
- Much, much appreciated.
- It's not every day
488
00:21:44,775 --> 00:21:47,509
that your daughter's an All-Star.
489
00:21:47,544 --> 00:21:49,278
No, it's not.
490
00:21:53,844 --> 00:21:55,333
Ginny-bean...
491
00:21:58,971 --> 00:22:01,430
- What is it?
- Open it and find out.
492
00:22:03,694 --> 00:22:05,327
It's a dress for the dance.
493
00:22:05,362 --> 00:22:08,563
- Oh, I love it.
- Well, try it on! Try it!
494
00:22:08,599 --> 00:22:11,667
- Oh, it's so pretty!
- What's all the fuss? What's that?
495
00:22:11,702 --> 00:22:13,568
- It's for the dance tomorrow night.
- Tomorrow?
496
00:22:13,604 --> 00:22:15,616
Oh, no. You're gonna have to miss it.
497
00:22:15,636 --> 00:22:17,440
Bill, this is her first school dance.
498
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:20,108
And the All-Star travel team
tryouts are on Saturday, and you
499
00:22:20,144 --> 00:22:21,739
- ain't near ready.
- The All-Star travel team?
500
00:22:21,759 --> 00:22:23,245
That means she's gonna be
playing all year-round.
501
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,256
Yeah. She needs to be.
502
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,419
Look, you want to go, go.
503
00:22:30,454 --> 00:22:33,522
You want to spend your time like
all the other girls going to dances
504
00:22:33,557 --> 00:22:35,390
and chasing boys, that's fine by me.
505
00:22:35,426 --> 00:22:37,292
But I ain't gonna be out
there, wasting my time
506
00:22:37,328 --> 00:22:38,314
- on you.
- Oh, for God's sakes.
507
00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:40,540
I'm offering her a choice, Janet.
508
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,653
Now, she's old enough
to make up her own mind!
509
00:22:46,193 --> 00:22:47,703
This is it, little girl.
510
00:22:48,272 --> 00:22:49,771
Decision time.
511
00:22:50,122 --> 00:22:52,274
You want to be a ballplayer?
512
00:22:52,309 --> 00:22:54,276
Because I will take you as far as I can.
513
00:22:54,311 --> 00:22:56,278
I will take you all the way with this.
514
00:22:56,313 --> 00:22:58,714
But you gotta give it
everything you got.
515
00:23:04,934 --> 00:23:06,493
You in or out?
516
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,523
I'll see you out in the yard.
517
00:23:31,281 --> 00:23:32,547
I'm sorry, Mom.
518
00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:36,218
You don't have to apologize to me.
519
00:23:36,253 --> 00:23:38,113
I understand.
520
00:23:38,386 --> 00:23:39,588
Just know this:
521
00:23:39,623 --> 00:23:41,356
If you change your mind,
522
00:23:41,392 --> 00:23:43,825
or if it ever just gets to
be too much for you one day
523
00:23:43,861 --> 00:23:46,161
and you need me to step in,
524
00:23:47,503 --> 00:23:48,792
I'll do it.
525
00:23:48,812 --> 00:23:50,699
I'll be right here waiting.
526
00:23:51,610 --> 00:23:53,368
I love you.
527
00:23:54,857 --> 00:23:56,171
And there is nothing
528
00:23:57,043 --> 00:23:58,206
that you can ever do
529
00:23:58,242 --> 00:24:00,509
to make me stop loving you.
530
00:24:04,201 --> 00:24:06,314
You're young.
531
00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:09,317
I know how hard this is for you.
532
00:24:10,754 --> 00:24:12,014
Come here.
533
00:24:17,728 --> 00:24:19,661
Oscar, this is a waste
of time.
534
00:24:19,696 --> 00:24:22,864
The Yankees have an $8 million
signing bonus on the table.
535
00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,666
- You gonna match that?
- Just get me 15 minutes with him.
536
00:24:24,701 --> 00:24:26,868
- Oscar...
- That's all I ask. Come on,
537
00:24:26,904 --> 00:24:28,637
you're gonna have me fly 6,000 miles
538
00:24:28,672 --> 00:24:30,439
sitting next to a guy hacking up a lung,
539
00:24:30,474 --> 00:24:32,441
baby screaming the entire way,
540
00:24:32,476 --> 00:24:34,930
and you won't even let me meet the kid?
541
00:24:36,313 --> 00:24:37,546
I'll see what I can do.
542
00:24:37,581 --> 00:24:39,748
Thank you.
543
00:24:45,612 --> 00:24:46,621
Excuse me, uh...
544
00:24:46,657 --> 00:24:49,524
Where is the nearest toy store?
545
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,027
I just want to say, it's an
absolute pleasure meeting you.
546
00:24:53,247 --> 00:24:54,629
And whatever she did
547
00:24:54,665 --> 00:24:57,632
and your father did,
to make you the pitcher
548
00:24:57,668 --> 00:24:59,301
- you are today...
- Please don't mention my father.
549
00:24:59,336 --> 00:25:01,536
- Ginny.
- Maybe we should get the dessert menu.
550
00:25:01,572 --> 00:25:02,938
I agree. You guys want refills?
More drinks?
551
00:25:02,973 --> 00:25:04,881
He was trying to be nice.
552
00:25:06,310 --> 00:25:07,976
I was just trying to say
that your father was a...
553
00:25:08,011 --> 00:25:11,148
Can we please stop talking
about my dead father?
554
00:25:18,010 --> 00:25:19,796
I'm sorry.
555
00:25:19,816 --> 00:25:21,957
I just... got too much
going on right now.
556
00:25:21,992 --> 00:25:24,798
Clearly, I'm not in the right
frame of mind for company.
557
00:25:24,818 --> 00:25:26,148
Excuse me.
558
00:25:34,304 --> 00:25:37,339
Well, we are still on East Coast time,
559
00:25:37,374 --> 00:25:39,774
so we should probably turn in, too. Thank
you so much, Mike, for the tickets.
560
00:25:39,810 --> 00:25:42,565
Oh, you're welcome. I'll get them,
I'll get them to you.
561
00:25:42,585 --> 00:25:44,713
- I'll leave them for you. A pleasure.
- Thank you.
562
00:25:44,748 --> 00:25:46,815
All right. Good night.
563
00:25:47,882 --> 00:25:50,285
I was right. That was... that was fun.
564
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,988
Ooh.
565
00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:54,756
We need to be more careful.
566
00:25:55,151 --> 00:25:56,358
I didn't invite you.
567
00:25:58,573 --> 00:25:59,995
Heard you crushed your rehearsal.
568
00:26:00,030 --> 00:26:02,531
Oh, that hurts. Ooh.
569
00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:04,332
I'm sure you weren't good at baseball
570
00:26:04,368 --> 00:26:05,567
the first time you tried it, either.
571
00:26:05,602 --> 00:26:07,502
Eh, actually, I was.
I was four for four,
572
00:26:07,538 --> 00:26:10,639
hit two inside-the-park
home runs, I was eight.
573
00:26:10,674 --> 00:26:12,641
Wow.
574
00:26:15,420 --> 00:26:17,619
What if I'm coming
to the end of phase one
575
00:26:17,639 --> 00:26:19,714
and it turns out I'm
no good at phase two?
576
00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,516
Then you go straight to horseshoes.
577
00:26:21,552 --> 00:26:24,753
I'm serious. What if I'm no good?
578
00:26:28,488 --> 00:26:30,358
So far...
579
00:26:30,394 --> 00:26:33,435
I haven't found anything
that Mike Lawson's not good at
580
00:26:33,455 --> 00:26:35,253
if he puts his mind to it.
581
00:26:43,865 --> 00:26:46,033
You think they staged
all that so we'd have to pay?
582
00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:22,204
And away we go
in San Diego, California.
583
00:27:22,239 --> 00:27:24,816
It's the best from the National
League against the best
584
00:27:24,836 --> 00:27:27,643
from the American League.
585
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,336
Blip.
586
00:27:31,356 --> 00:27:32,755
I'm so happy you're here.
587
00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:34,463
Ah. Me, too.
588
00:27:34,483 --> 00:27:35,768
- You okay?
- Yeah. I'm good.
589
00:27:35,788 --> 00:27:37,856
I'm just... I'm good.
590
00:27:38,605 --> 00:27:40,296
You guys ready?
591
00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:43,666
Let's do it.
592
00:27:44,232 --> 00:27:46,102
All-Stars.
593
00:27:53,044 --> 00:27:55,436
From the St. Louis Cardinals,
594
00:27:55,456 --> 00:27:58,035
Matt Carpenter.
595
00:27:58,055 --> 00:28:00,361
And Aledmys Díaz.
596
00:28:02,153 --> 00:28:05,054
From your hometown San Diego Padres,
597
00:28:05,090 --> 00:28:06,889
Blip Sanders...
598
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,610
Go, babe! Whoo-hoo!
599
00:28:09,630 --> 00:28:12,362
Unable to play but still suiting up,
600
00:28:12,397 --> 00:28:14,230
Mike Lawson.
601
00:28:18,837 --> 00:28:20,703
And Ginny Baker!
602
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:30,078
Is my mom in your seats?
603
00:28:30,849 --> 00:28:32,749
From the San Francisco Giants,
Brandon Crawford...
604
00:28:32,784 --> 00:28:35,051
She'll be here.
605
00:28:38,888 --> 00:28:42,271
And this is belted out
of here, Kris Bryant,
606
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:44,727
first pitch swinging, 1-nothing,
607
00:28:44,763 --> 00:28:46,262
National League.
608
00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:49,624
That is a pick by Anthony Rizzo
609
00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:51,033
and a rocket hit
610
00:28:51,069 --> 00:28:53,102
by David Ortiz.
611
00:28:55,671 --> 00:28:57,407
And on the mound,
in what has become
612
00:28:57,442 --> 00:28:59,308
a ritual of historic occasions,
613
00:28:59,344 --> 00:29:01,077
here, literally,
614
00:29:01,112 --> 00:29:04,313
by popular demand, Ginny Baker
has entered the game
615
00:29:04,349 --> 00:29:07,521
and is warming up to start the sixth.
616
00:29:08,353 --> 00:29:11,053
And, Smoltzy, if that
wasn't enough drama for you,
617
00:29:11,089 --> 00:29:12,498
she's being brought in to face
618
00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:14,557
Salvador Pérez, who was actually
619
00:29:14,592 --> 00:29:16,325
the leading vote-getter for the game,
620
00:29:16,361 --> 00:29:20,296
but his numbers paled in
comparison to the onslaught
621
00:29:20,331 --> 00:29:22,136
Ginny garnered on the Internet.
622
00:29:22,156 --> 00:29:25,268
You got to figure that's
sticking in his craw a little bit.
623
00:29:25,303 --> 00:29:27,211
Obviously some controversy
624
00:29:27,231 --> 00:29:29,054
surrounding her selection.
625
00:29:29,074 --> 00:29:31,340
And I'm sure every
part of her is thinking
626
00:29:31,376 --> 00:29:34,210
about justifying that
selection right now.
627
00:29:38,773 --> 00:29:40,983
So, the stage is set.
628
00:29:41,019 --> 00:29:44,187
Baker looks in to get her sign.
629
00:29:44,222 --> 00:29:45,855
She gets it from Posey.
630
00:29:45,890 --> 00:29:47,423
And here's the wind.
631
00:29:50,195 --> 00:29:52,829
This ball is hammered into left!
632
00:29:52,864 --> 00:29:54,797
Back at the wall...
633
00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:56,999
And gone!
634
00:29:59,323 --> 00:30:03,372
Salvador Pérez crushed that one!
635
00:30:03,408 --> 00:30:05,487
That cannot be, at all,
636
00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:08,945
how Ginny Baker wanted
to answer all these critics.
637
00:30:08,980 --> 00:30:11,414
No, I wouldn't think so.
638
00:30:30,694 --> 00:30:33,769
_
639
00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:55,572
_
640
00:31:36,965 --> 00:31:40,033
Livan. This is Oscar Arguella
of the San Diego Padres.
641
00:31:42,451 --> 00:31:43,970
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
642
00:31:46,268 --> 00:31:48,902
No, no, no. Please, no Spanish.
643
00:31:48,937 --> 00:31:50,937
It's too obvious, papi.
644
00:31:50,972 --> 00:31:52,386
Fair enough.
645
00:31:56,465 --> 00:31:59,315
You know how I knew
you were gonna catch that?
646
00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:02,816
'Cause I know that's what
you used for a ball as a kid.
647
00:32:03,103 --> 00:32:05,561
Just like I did. 'Cause neither of us
648
00:32:05,581 --> 00:32:07,387
could afford a real one.
649
00:32:08,263 --> 00:32:10,356
I know what the Yankees
are offering you,
650
00:32:10,776 --> 00:32:12,358
and I can't match it.
651
00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:15,872
I can come close, but I can't match it.
652
00:32:16,906 --> 00:32:20,140
What I can give you is someone
653
00:32:20,176 --> 00:32:22,123
who understands that journey.
654
00:32:22,511 --> 00:32:24,711
No, I didn't grow up in Cuba.
655
00:32:24,747 --> 00:32:27,066
I grew up in Mexico.
656
00:32:27,816 --> 00:32:29,539
And I was not as good as you.
657
00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:31,985
I didn't have a tenth of your talent.
658
00:32:32,021 --> 00:32:34,561
But I know what it's like
to grow up that poor.
659
00:32:34,581 --> 00:32:36,190
And what I know now,
660
00:32:36,225 --> 00:32:39,092
that I didn't know at your age,
661
00:32:39,128 --> 00:32:42,496
is that it's not just about
how rich you can get.
662
00:32:42,531 --> 00:32:45,229
It's about who you
surround yourself with.
663
00:32:46,938 --> 00:32:50,037
When I came up,
I came up with a wild crew
664
00:32:50,784 --> 00:32:51,972
from the minors.
665
00:32:52,007 --> 00:32:55,108
I mean, every night after
every game, out drinking.
666
00:32:55,657 --> 00:32:59,413
I blew my career,
pissed away everything.
667
00:32:59,816 --> 00:33:02,950
Luckily, I had someone
668
00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:05,855
who went out on a limb for me.
669
00:33:07,456 --> 00:33:09,756
Gave me a job as a scout.
670
00:33:10,552 --> 00:33:12,737
That man is my manager today.
671
00:33:14,464 --> 00:33:16,667
He could be your manager, too.
672
00:33:17,466 --> 00:33:20,968
The Yankees can give you
a little more money,
673
00:33:21,003 --> 00:33:23,270
but I can give you a home.
674
00:33:23,305 --> 00:33:26,440
And I promise you
that San Diego will embrace you
675
00:33:26,475 --> 00:33:28,462
as one of their own.
676
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:35,382
My agent tells me you're
having front-office problems,
677
00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:38,647
- that you're bringing somebody new in.
- I'm not going anywhere.
678
00:33:39,288 --> 00:33:41,088
I'm your guy.
679
00:33:53,836 --> 00:33:56,220
I'm not sitting behind Mike Lawson.
680
00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:02,276
You're never ready to go.
681
00:34:02,311 --> 00:34:04,278
I always do... I be following
the cards all the time.
682
00:34:04,313 --> 00:34:06,280
Right, over... he's okay over there.
683
00:34:06,315 --> 00:34:07,848
I hope he's ready to go.
684
00:34:07,883 --> 00:34:09,157
Make sure we'll help him out.
685
00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:12,219
Okay, here we go, in five, four,
686
00:34:12,254 --> 00:34:13,820
three...
687
00:34:18,633 --> 00:34:20,861
Welcome to the All-Star postgame show
688
00:34:20,896 --> 00:34:23,563
as we come to you live
on Fox... I'm Chris Myers.
689
00:34:23,599 --> 00:34:26,800
Nice to have with us
CJ Nitkowski, Dontrelle Willis,
690
00:34:26,835 --> 00:34:28,035
and a very special guest,
691
00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:29,870
hometown hero Mike Lawson.
692
00:34:29,905 --> 00:34:31,905
And, Mike, it's good to
have you along with us.
693
00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:33,842
- Well, thanks for having me.
- And let's get right to it.
694
00:34:33,862 --> 00:34:35,509
Story of the night, Salvador Pérez
695
00:34:35,544 --> 00:34:37,511
going deep off Ginny Baker.
696
00:34:37,546 --> 00:34:38,596
Give us your thoughts.
697
00:34:38,616 --> 00:34:40,480
Salvy Peréz swings at the first pitch
698
00:34:40,516 --> 00:34:42,199
74% of the time.
699
00:34:42,219 --> 00:34:45,252
I'm sure that Ginny was hoping
to get him to chase one there.
700
00:34:45,287 --> 00:34:49,661
Of course, her walk-to-strikeout
ratio is... it's...
701
00:35:00,013 --> 00:35:02,002
You know, I was getting
dressed in the locker room,
702
00:35:02,037 --> 00:35:05,079
trying to commit all these
essential facts to memory,
703
00:35:05,099 --> 00:35:07,874
and I, uh, and I saw her
give up that home run,
704
00:35:07,910 --> 00:35:09,076
and all I could think of was,
705
00:35:09,111 --> 00:35:11,078
God, this game is hard.
706
00:35:11,113 --> 00:35:13,980
I mean, it is so humbling.
707
00:35:14,016 --> 00:35:15,482
I mean, even those of us
who are All-Stars,
708
00:35:15,517 --> 00:35:18,151
we fail so much of the time.
709
00:35:18,187 --> 00:35:19,619
I mean, great hitters fail
710
00:35:19,655 --> 00:35:22,456
seven out of every ten times at bat.
711
00:35:22,491 --> 00:35:25,459
You know, there's such a fine line
between being too inside your head
712
00:35:25,494 --> 00:35:27,260
and not having your head
in the game enough.
713
00:35:27,296 --> 00:35:29,296
There's just no margin for error.
714
00:35:29,331 --> 00:35:32,099
You know? And yeah, she...
she left one over the plate,
715
00:35:32,134 --> 00:35:34,368
and a great hitter got ahold of it.
716
00:35:34,403 --> 00:35:36,103
And now there's gonna be
even more talk about
717
00:35:36,138 --> 00:35:37,637
how she never deserved
to be here in the first place.
718
00:35:37,673 --> 00:35:40,507
But let me tell you something,
this girl... this woman...
719
00:35:40,542 --> 00:35:42,242
Is a gamer.
720
00:35:42,277 --> 00:35:44,678
She's a total gamer.
721
00:35:44,713 --> 00:35:47,581
Doesn't matter what you throw
at her, she gets back up.
722
00:35:47,616 --> 00:35:50,317
Hell of a lot stronger
than I am, that's for sure.
723
00:35:52,054 --> 00:35:54,121
Not sure if I did any analysis there,
724
00:35:54,156 --> 00:35:56,193
but those are my thoughts.
725
00:35:56,213 --> 00:35:58,325
And, you know, spoken
from the heart, Mike,
726
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,161
and we thank you for that.
Shifting gears here,
727
00:36:01,196 --> 00:36:02,662
I just got a note from our producer,
728
00:36:02,698 --> 00:36:05,365
and I want to get your thoughts
on this breaking news,
729
00:36:05,401 --> 00:36:08,268
because our Ken Rosenthal
has just reported that
730
00:36:08,303 --> 00:36:11,204
highly sought after
Cuban defector Livan Duarte
731
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,939
has just announced he's signed
732
00:36:12,975 --> 00:36:14,975
with none other than
the San Diego Padres.
733
00:36:15,010 --> 00:36:16,543
Most people had him
going to the Yankees.
734
00:36:16,578 --> 00:36:18,545
And I don't want to
put you on the spot here,
735
00:36:18,580 --> 00:36:21,148
but, Mike, Duarte is a catcher,
736
00:36:21,183 --> 00:36:22,949
he's coming to your team,
737
00:36:22,985 --> 00:36:26,219
so you must have a reaction to this.
738
00:36:29,922 --> 00:36:31,094
Yeah.
739
00:36:33,228 --> 00:36:35,795
That guy's not taking my job.
740
00:36:48,971 --> 00:36:51,304
Ginny?
741
00:36:52,608 --> 00:36:54,774
Ginny-bean?
742
00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:56,587
Didn't you hear me knocking?
743
00:36:56,607 --> 00:36:58,719
It's time to take your studs out.
744
00:36:58,739 --> 00:37:00,560
I got you some hoop earrings.
745
00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:02,102
I won't be able to wear them.
746
00:37:02,122 --> 00:37:04,351
I'll be playing baseball.
747
00:37:13,629 --> 00:37:15,862
Ginny, you want some water?
748
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:21,067
What's gotten into you?
749
00:37:32,414 --> 00:37:34,814
Where were you?
750
00:37:34,850 --> 00:37:36,338
You go through the trouble
to ask for a ticket,
751
00:37:36,358 --> 00:37:39,019
- you don't even show?
- I was taking Kevin to the airport.
752
00:37:39,054 --> 00:37:40,754
He didn't feel comfortable being there.
753
00:37:40,789 --> 00:37:42,775
I didn't exactly feel welcome, either.
754
00:37:42,795 --> 00:37:45,225
You are unbelievable.
It's always about you.
755
00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:47,429
You couldn't put your
ego aside for one start?
756
00:37:47,449 --> 00:37:50,363
- For the All-Star Game?
- There's always another start,
757
00:37:50,399 --> 00:37:51,765
and another, and then another
758
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,368
since you were 12 years old. And
when has it ever been about me?
759
00:37:56,544 --> 00:37:58,465
You never liked baseball.
760
00:37:58,485 --> 00:38:00,940
You always tied it to Pop's death.
761
00:38:00,976 --> 00:38:04,744
Baseball didn't kill your father.
A drunk driver killed your father.
762
00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:06,146
Baseball killed my marriage
763
00:38:06,181 --> 00:38:07,847
and took my daughter away from me.
764
00:38:07,883 --> 00:38:11,051
- That's not true. No.
- Isn't it?
765
00:38:12,870 --> 00:38:15,231
I just don't understand.
766
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,724
We used to be so close.
Now I can't even get
767
00:38:17,759 --> 00:38:20,060
three hours with you.
768
00:38:23,014 --> 00:38:24,943
Losing your father...
769
00:38:26,468 --> 00:38:28,275
was incredibly painful.
770
00:38:28,295 --> 00:38:31,371
But it happened a long
time before he died.
771
00:38:33,141 --> 00:38:34,523
Losing you...
772
00:38:39,781 --> 00:38:42,082
The most painful thing
that ever happened to me.
773
00:38:44,402 --> 00:38:46,270
Why did you shut me out?
774
00:38:46,772 --> 00:38:49,723
I never made you choose. Why?
775
00:38:52,655 --> 00:38:53,927
Why?
776
00:39:05,874 --> 00:39:09,175
I love you, and there is nothing
777
00:39:09,772 --> 00:39:13,713
that you can ever do
to make me stop loving you.
778
00:39:16,017 --> 00:39:17,552
You're young.
779
00:39:18,386 --> 00:39:20,489
I know how hard this is for you.
780
00:39:29,273 --> 00:39:30,736
Because I was young...
781
00:39:33,869 --> 00:39:36,503
and I didn't realize
how hard it was for you.
782
00:39:44,832 --> 00:39:46,717
So where does that leave us?
783
00:39:48,742 --> 00:39:50,143
I don't know.
784
00:39:52,372 --> 00:39:53,993
I really don't.
785
00:39:58,260 --> 00:40:02,162
Maybe we could get breakfast
tomorrow before you leave.
786
00:40:05,534 --> 00:40:07,033
Yeah.
787
00:40:27,093 --> 00:40:28,555
You came back.
788
00:40:31,226 --> 00:40:36,563
Biggest moment of my life...
June 6, 2007.
789
00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:40,457
I was playing on the USC baseball team.
790
00:40:41,603 --> 00:40:44,219
Bought a bacon burger
from this sassy freshman
791
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,339
at the concession stand.
792
00:40:46,374 --> 00:40:48,175
I wasn't even hungry.
793
00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:53,246
I just bought it 'cause I wanted to talk
794
00:40:53,281 --> 00:40:55,448
to the prettiest girl I'd ever seen.
795
00:40:56,094 --> 00:40:59,742
What a coincidence.
That was my moment, too.
796
00:41:01,629 --> 00:41:03,489
So tell me everything.
797
00:41:04,025 --> 00:41:07,961
Well, um... Buster Posey was great.
798
00:41:07,996 --> 00:41:10,430
- Oh, was he nice?
- He was so nice.
799
00:41:10,465 --> 00:41:11,865
I did the little thing.
800
00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:13,933
- I touched my chain for you.
- I know, I saw it.
801
00:41:40,513 --> 00:41:41,628
Hello.
802
00:41:41,663 --> 00:41:44,211
Hear that? Hear what?
803
00:41:44,231 --> 00:41:46,070
Your home run just landed in Long Beach.
804
00:41:50,471 --> 00:41:52,431
Think I would have done
better with you out there.
805
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,262
Couldn't have done any worse.
806
00:41:54,282 --> 00:41:56,755
Listen, old man, if your
bones weren't so brittle,
807
00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:58,491
I might be celebrating right now.
808
00:41:58,511 --> 00:42:01,530
You should still be celebrating.
You're an All-Star.
809
00:42:01,550 --> 00:42:05,350
You know how many people in the
history of the game can say that?
810
00:42:06,355 --> 00:42:07,914
You know what? I'll take that.
811
00:42:07,934 --> 00:42:09,142
Mmm.
812
00:42:11,098 --> 00:42:12,990
I heard what you said about me.
813
00:42:13,010 --> 00:42:15,814
On the air? I wasn't talking about you.
814
00:42:15,834 --> 00:42:18,934
I was talking about
the other female major-leaguer.
815
00:42:23,171 --> 00:42:26,539
How you doing with the
whole Mom-Kevin thing?
816
00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:28,908
All good.
817
00:42:30,135 --> 00:42:32,308
How are you doing with the whole
818
00:42:32,328 --> 00:42:34,347
catcher coming to take your job thing?
819
00:42:34,382 --> 00:42:37,150
I heard he starts in El Paso next week.
820
00:42:39,254 --> 00:42:40,353
All good.
821
00:42:43,214 --> 00:42:44,577
You still there?
822
00:42:45,247 --> 00:42:46,392
Yeah, I'm still here.
823
00:42:46,428 --> 00:42:47,881
Oh, okay.
824
00:42:47,901 --> 00:42:50,760
Sorry, I-I just thought
I lost you for a sec,
825
00:42:50,954 --> 00:42:52,465
but it must have been
from when that home run
826
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,774
bounced off my satellite provider.
827
00:42:57,005 --> 00:42:58,705
You're not a good teammate.
828
00:42:59,212 --> 00:43:00,568
Never said I was.
829
00:43:00,588 --> 00:43:03,793
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