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Good morning, babe.

Wow.

Yeah, gonna ramp things up.
Iron Man is in three months.

You look like an
eight-year-old boy,

going from hobby to hobby.

I wish you'd focus
your attention

on something else.

Like your career.

Joel, gross!

Where is the coffee?

Where is my coffee maker?

Ew!

That's not good for you.

And you're way too jittery
when you're on it.

What? That's when I
don't have my coffee!

Besides, it clashes
with the kitchen.

It's an esthetics thing.

Breakfast! I'm starving!

Did you study your spelling?

Albuquerque.

A-L-B-U...

cookie?

Come on, mom! You're not
getting any younger!

That's what abuelita says.

Yeah, well, abuelita is crazy.

There you go!

Ok, now try it.

See, my daughter might
not know how to spell,

but she sure has good taste.

Remember how you used to
not like sweet potatoes?

And kale? And beets?

Come on, mommy!

You like it, right?
You do like it.

I love it.

See? La comida es
amor, chiquita.

What are you getting from all
this juicing and training?

I don't know. Purpose?

Food is fuel.

So is caffeine.

We've got big things cooking
here at Tortilla Hut.

And whoever said
size doesn't matter,

obviously never tried our
beefy beany burrito.

Tortilla Hut,

where everything is
bigger and better.

Babe, did you see that?

Sorry, boss.

It's just that little
guy cracks me up.

I hate to say it, but
my kids eat there too.

I mean, where else can you
get five tacos for $0.99?

Nowhere. And that
should be the point.

You want quality, you
need to pay for it.

Ándale, a trabajar.

Better.

Where are we with the
crema de chile poblano?

We can't make crema
de chile poblano

with no chiles.

Chin, ¡se me olvido!

Are you sure you don't need

an extra hand in
your chile field?

Don't worry, your
secret's safe with me.

If anyone asks,

I went to town for supplies, ok?

- Turn it off, Gonzalo.
- Ok.

- Turn it off, I can hear it!

Well, personally,

I think we should
make TH more hip,

appeal to the Millennials.

Yeah, no, I call it TH.
Do you like that?

Having phone sex
with my dad again?

You know, Mr. Flanagan,

your son actually
just walked in.

Yeah, no, here he is.

Hey, dad.

Yeah!

Aha, aha.

You know...

yes, speaking of what I
should be doing with my life,

I really should
get back to work,

because there's a new
product meeting.

They just pushed to 10 a.m.

Yeah, Aaron just told me.

Yeah, I can't wait to go.

Yeah, no, it's gonna be
the best part of my day.

Ok, love you, bye.

Thanks, Aaron.

Hey, buddy.

He'll be late for the
product meeting.

Oh...

Yeah.

You know I only took this
assistant gig because I thought

he'd hardly be here and I'd
have a shot at a promotion.

I heard the family is
putting pressure on him,

but I'm sure he's
gonna continue to do

that bare minimum
that he does, so...

Yeah, but what if he
starts to actually...

you know, work?

- Give me your jacket, come on.
- Seriously?

- Do it, come on.
- You're kidding me!

I'll bring it back.

What was that?

I wouldn't worry about that.

Good morning, everyone.

Oh! Look at who showed up.

Don't get too excited, sis.

I just didn't want to
talk to our father.

So, I'm sure everyone
has seen the headlines.

We have?

Oh, dad's not gonna like that!

No. We have to face the facts.

Tastes are evolving.

Our customers want
artisanal food

and authentic experience.

Sophistication has come
to Small Town, America.

And we need to evolve
right alongside.

So, that only means one
thing for Tortilla Hut:

menu diversity.

We have been coasting
for far too long,

we need to get out
there in the field,

and see what's cooking.

So Brian,

I need you to take
the East Coast.

- Yep.
- And Megan,

there's some great stuff
happening in Chicago

and in the Northwest.

And Joel, I spoke to
father about this,

and he wants you to
handle the Southwest.

No problemo.

Which means you will be
travelling to the Southwest

and handling all research
and development.

I want you slumming it.

In every hole in the
wall, every hidden gem,

sampling as much of the
regional food as it takes,

until we find our
next big product.

What?

No way! That's like...

work. That's like, real work.

Send her!

Gina is on maternity leave

starting next week, so...

I'm training for a triathlon,
that's like having a baby,

except it's actually
good for you.

Stacey, why don't you let
me take over the territory?

I mean, it's a very
viable region,

and, "también, yo hablo
mucho de español."

Yeah, let him do it.
Let this guy...

Brian.

Whatever.

Joel,

I want you to handle this.

And I think that grandpop

would have wanted you to
get back to your roots.

Roots?

What roots?

I'm from Laguna Niguel.

I'm eating clean right now.

I can't eat junk.

Well, that's good,

because I want you to focus
on New Mexican cuisine.

I can't each cheese!
I can't eat fats,

I can't even eat good fats.

I don't remember the last
time I had an avocado.

And Let's face it: I
hate Mexican food.

And that's not my fault, because
I have a Jewish stomach.

Which is odd, because
we're Irish.

Never said it made sense.

All right, any questions?

- Why aren't you in school?
- We had a half day, remember?

Right.

You know, I could help
if you would let me.

You can't help roast
the chiles, chiquita.

What's the big deal?
They're just chiles!

- Just chiles?
- Yeah.

Maybe it's time you learn
about your legacy.

Ok.

Your legacy.

A legacy is something special
that's in your family.

It's a part of you, and
not everyone has it.

- So it's only special to us?
- Oh, yeah.

This is our family secret.

Ok?

- You can't tell anyone.
- I pinky swear.

Pinky swear? I'm trusting you.

All right.

So, it goes like this.

A long, long time ago,

your
great-great-great-grandfather

made a bet.

With a very wise man.

His name was Fabian Garcia.

And he would become known

as the inventor of the
New Mexico green chile.

Cool.

- But at the time,

Mr. Garcia was just
a penniless farmer.

He had no money to give.

- That's not right.

- But he had something
better, chiquita.

He had seeds.

These chile seeds

have been passed on
through the generations.

And one day, they
will pass on to you.

Is this why your
cooking is so good?

Hey!

You totally ambushed
me back there!

All right, all right.
Just sit down.

It's time to get serious, Joel.

Look at me.

I am serious.

About not going to
Arizona or New Mexico?

Wherever you told me to go.
What do I look like?

I'm not a Southwestern guy.

And I'm busy! I've got work.
My law practice?

Occasional client who is one
of daddy's golfing buddies

- does not a lawyer make.
- It's only one of them.

What do you wanna
do with your life?

The lease on all your toys and
lifestyle is going to run out

if you don't make
a smart choice.

And you know of the
terms of the estate.

Why don't you just commit
to a year of Tortilla Hut?

What is stopping you?

You said that grandpa
was your hero.

Well he went to war, came back,

and started a $500
million enterprise.

Doesn't that mean
anything to you?

Let's be honest, sis.

It's just junk food.

It's the family business.

And in my book, that's not junk.

Oh, good! You already packed.

So, you got my text
after all, I mean...

What's going on?

I'm enjoying my coffee.

You know, that's really
not good for you.

Oh, I know, Joel.

And I'm done.

Done? What do you mean done?

You're coming with
me to New Mexico!

You're gonna have to do
this one on your own.

You know, not everything
revolves around you, Joel.

You know, for the
last two years,

we've done everything.
Everything that you've wanted.

We've gone on dates
with your friends,

and you've told me what to
wear, and what to drink...

- Because you asked!
- And now you're obsessed

with trying to be Iron Man.
- No, I'm trying to do Iron Man!

Have you ever, ever,

thought about what I wanted?

What do you want, Lauren?

I want...

someone who can make me laugh.

I never said I was a
freaking comedian.

You know what I mean.

I'm funny.

Ay, I'm not getting any younger!

I'll be right with you, ok?
Is it good? Yes?

There we go!

Cordelia!

Always a sight for sore eyes.

Hey, doesn't the new
sign look great?

Preciosa.

Hey, did Javiera tell you
the new tour just sold out?

- Really?
- Yeah!

Well, that's very good.

Your daughter is becoming
quite the little rockstar.

Just like her old lady.

- Where is my little pinto bean?
- Oh, Lord.

Let him get run over by a truck.

Ok, maybe not. Maybe a tractor.

He could survive
the truck, right?

Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy!

Babe, it's me.

It went straight to voicemail.

In that way where
you have the choice

whether to take the call or not.

Anyway, I was thinking
about what you were saying

about how you think everything
revolves around me.

But remember when we
went down to San Diego

for that frisbee
golf competition

and you left early

because your mom got sick
and went to the hospital

and I won that night? And I
never made it a big deal.

I was really disappointed,
but I didn't bring it up.

And we both know people can
live without their appendix!

Actually, that's probably
not a good example.

Listen, I want...

- The mailbox is full

and cannot accept any
messages at this time.

Good bye!

Javi, nobody makes chile
sauce like you have.

No one!

You know what?

This is just the beginning.

I mean, with the
success of the cafe,

we can look towards a real
restaurant in Santa Fe.

I've been there, done that.

Yeah, but that was Albuquerque.

You know?

I'm talking about something
big here, right?

We're building a brand!

I see a cooking show

and a whole line of products

starting with your
signature dish.

I'm still getting
used to the new sign.

Don't you think it's a bit much?

Come on, you gotta shake
things up a little bit, baby!

No, I like things
the way they are.

Static?

Timeless.

Passing through,

I'm wondering if there's a good
place to grab a bite to eat.

Sure, there's a Tortilla
Hut just down the road.

But if you're looking
for a real gem,

go down the road
about five miles

and make a right at the
first four-way stop.

- You can't miss it.
- Thank you so much.

Oh, Joel.

That's like discovering
the hamburger.

Green chile is practically
the state dish.

- What are you talking
about, Stacey?

It's freaking fantastic!

It's got green chile,
pinto beans, and chicken!

It's not even bad for you.

Beans give you fiber,
chicken is protein,

and green chile is a vegetable.
Done!

And how would we package it?

You're not thinking.

- Do you really think

our consumer base

is concerned with your
authenticity obsession?

- Hank, don't fill
up on junk food!

The only people who order tacos
from a drive-through window

are stoners and big, fat...

I mean, somewhat
slightly obese people,

who I'm sure are lovely
people on the inside.

This is a lot harder
than it looks, ok?

It's not exactly
written on a sign

where to find the best
food in New Mexico.

Let me call you right back.

See, we've got a whole variety
of different types of peppers.

They come in all different
shapes, sizes, colors.

But this one, right here,
the New Mexico green chile,

that's what we're
roasting right here.

Isn't that smell amazing?

You're gonna see everything
that you could possibly imagine

from the chile family
in New Mexico.

But it's really the green
chile that is the star.

This is what has become
the local favorite.

Save your appetite
for Javiera's,

cooking up her signature dish!

All right, here we go.

We've got a real
treat here, huh?

I told you it was worth
the wait, right?

Enjoy!

Hey, why don't you guys
try taking small bites,

really savour this food.

I'm tasting pork and
something else.

Apples. Oh my God, apples!

Perfect harmony of the
sweet and the savory.

Just like life.

And who knew garlic soup
actually tastes awesome?

You got avocado?

Perfect match.

Sí, sí, los gringos,
los gringos llegaron.

I've never seen such fancy
watches and purses.

Let's hope they spend
some money in town.

- I'm coming over.
- Ok.

- Hello, young man!
- Hi!

Hi. Why aren't you
with the group?

You look triste.

Sad.

- I do?
- Yes.

Muy triste.

Oh, why?

Why are you so triste? I
can feel your energy.

My girlfriend just
broke up with me.

We were pretty serious.

- Oh, that's terrible!
- Terrible.

Such a good looking
young man, huh?

- Sí.
- Yes.

And look, great physique.

Yes.

And nice clothes.

You know what, nice
clothes means nice job.

Yes.

Pero triste.

Why?

Why did she leave you?

Well, she...

claimed I didn't make her laugh.

No?

It's crazy, right? I
mean, to leave someone,

for this ridiculous
reason that's untrue?

Come. Let's have some lunch.

Forget your troubles
with some good food.

- That's great.
- Come on!

Ok.

- Órale, órale. See you later.

I'm sorry, are you
with the tour?

Gonzalo, Gonzalo,
have pity on him.

His fiancee... lo abandonó.

Sorry, bro.

What do you want me to do?

The orders are even,
and you know Javiera.

What's the matter?

I just lost my appetite.

What's wrong? Is there
anything wrong?

Hey, pal!

This is a private party.

If he stays, we go.

What am I hearing?

What's going on here?

They don't seem to
like you very much.

I don't...

Mamá.

What's going on?

No one is eating.

I never make the wrong amount.

Yeah, well, these things
happen every day.

- For some, but not for me.
- Listen, lady.

I'm just a guy who needs a meal.

Maybe we could work
something out?

You are a really funny
guy, you know that?

Everyone satisfied?

This bozo followed us in here,

and now he's trying to eat all
of this amazing food for free.

Sorry, sport. Who are you?

Don't worry about it, Mr.
Mustache.

What do you mean?

He's not with the tour?

And stay out!

Sorry about your
lady friend, bro.

Eat your feelings.

So, I just tried something
pretty terrific.

Acting like a human being?

No! An empanada.

I thought you couldn't
get on that tour.

I have my ways.

Listen, here's the thing.

There's this woman,
Javiera Torres.

And I think she may
be the real deal.

Sounds like people
come from all around

to try this signature
dish of hers.

Haha.

I smell marketing campaign.

Tell me she's 80 years old,
full of wrinkles and character.

Sort of.

No, coffee. Is it coffee?

Do you think we can
market her dish?

Listen, don't kill me,

but I haven't exactly
tried it yet.

Hey.

How did you let
that jerk get in?

Look at the lengths people
are going to eat your food.

It's starting, baby!

Oh, Javiera, would
you stay a minute?

Your dish is delicious. I
could eat it all the time.

You make a terrific
frozen dinner.

Could you share with us some
of your culinary secrets?

Oh.

How do you make love?

What?

From behind.

It's sort of asking how I cook.

It's personal.

There are food blogs
dedicated to this woman.

Joel, you have to go back!

No, I'm done. I've
done my civic duty.

Ok, listen.

I have a really
big board meeting

coming up in the next few weeks,

and I need something
positive to report.

I really need your
help here, Joel.

And remember what
we talked about

regarding your inheritance.

Joel?

Joel?

Hello?

Oh hey, buddy! How's New Mexico?

Oh, hey Aaron.

Question for you.

Why did a highway patrolman

just inform me that my
license has been suspended,

and as a result, my car
is being towed away?

Wow! That is... that's terrible.

You know, I was sure...

you know, that I sent in
that renewal paperwork.

There is no doubt about it.

Now I have to wait to
get in front of the DA

to talk about a
temporary permit.

This is all on you, pal.

It's because of you,
I insulted a cop,

and the tow truck driver,
although he deserved it.

And now I can't even
get a ride into town!

Seriously?

Gone fishin'?

With an apostrophe?

Not fishing, I-N-G...

Outstanding.

- Listen, would you take
a look at these for me?

Contracts? How romantic!

I know, baby.

But it's good to have
things in writing.

You're gonna miss your tour bus.

Do I look like a tourist to you?

You sure don't look
like you belong here.

- Amen, sister.
- Hey!

Amen.

Sophia, haven't I told you
not to talk to strangers?

Hey, I'm really
not that strange.

He's funny.

Thanks, Junior!

Is this man bothering
you, Sophie?

My name is Sophia.

And no, he's funny.

It's not enough for
you to ruin my tour,

now you have to come and
harass the locals too?

- Hey, I was invited.
- By who?

Well, that doesn't count.

It's my tour and I want
you out of Villanueva.

You always have your
man speak for you?

This isn't just
about Kevin's tour,

but my cafe.

My cooking is my life,

and I won't let anyone
make a mockery of it.

Hey, don't look at me!

Displaced anger, huh pal?

Something like that.

Gracias, Diego.

I'll have what he had,
minus the flavor.

You know sugar causes
cancer, right?

Ok.

I knew it!

I missed everything.

Does your face hurt much?

Do you think you got
permanent brain damage?

Like, one day, when you're 80,

you'll wake up and not
even know who you are?

Honestly, kid,

I genuinely wish
that day were today.

Listen, do you know any
hotels around here?

Maybe like a Four
Seasons or something?

Oh, Ermenda rents rooms out.
She owns a gift shop

right across the street,
with like, the chiles.

Sophia, ¡vámonos!

Listen.

I'm really not such
a bad guy here.

Listen,

whoever you are, I don't
know where you come from,

but around here, everybody
looks out for each other.

So, if I were you, I'd watch it.

Mrs. Javiera?

I couldn't help but notice

that you were handling
some legal documents

from your friend.

- You're a lawyer?
- Yeah, I'm a lawyer.

Figures.

I would get a professional
look at those if I were you.

You wouldn't wanna do anything
that you would regret.

Like turning around
and talking to you?

Good one, momma!

What a cute town. It's great.

- Hey, I've been
trying you for hours.

Don't start with me, sis.
It's been the worst week.

Yeah, I heard about Lauren.
Are you ok?

I haven't had time
to process it.

And I'm sure Aaron told
you, my good friend,

that my car has been impounded,

and I have to wait to
get in front of the DA,

but he apparently
has gone fishi'n!

I can hear you grin, sis.

Being stuck in a town

with one of the best regional
chefs in New Mexico?

Now, why would I want that?

Just like old times.

My sister mocking me.

I'm staring at a photo of the
marketing campaign we did.

You were such a bad actor!

That's because you made
me eat the product!

Hi! Hold on, just a second.

Yeah, but we had fun, didn't we?

No, as I recall, you loved it,

because you were always
daddy's little company girl.

Oh, come on!

It's charming.

Didn't realize I was renting
a room from the Vatican.

You sure I can't pay you online?

I still use Windows 97.

Are there any restaurants open?
I'm starving.

We only have one
restaurant, Javiera's.

And she's only open for lunch.

Looks like you really
burned that bridge, huh?

You have to integrate
yourself, muchacho.

Maybe I'll go buy
some turquoise paint.

Gonna get my suitcase.

Hey! Watch it, jerk!

Sorry, I didn't know it was you.

You make it a habit of
calling people jerks?

Well, you almost ran me over.
Listen, let's start over, huh?

Shall we? I'm in
a bit of a bind.

See, I am stuck here
until the DA comes back

- from his fishing trip.
- Yes, so I heard.

And I may starve to death.
How about a quid pro quo?

I will look over your
boyfriend's contracts,

- the guy with the mustache...
- Are you...?

And in exchange, you
give me a great meal.

How about that? Hey!

A district attorney's fee is
300 dollars an hour, at least!

I'd say that's a
pretty good deal.

Think about it!

Hello?

Hey!

I just wanted to
check in on you.

I didn't get a chance to
explain those contracts

before I left.
- I'm fine. How's your eye?

It's still there.

Listen, if that
asshole comes back...

I should go.

Sophia needs help
with her homework.

Ok.

- Night, baby.
- Good night.

Hey! Flying to your man?

He's not my man.

All right, he's sort
of like my man.

You know, Kevin...
Kevin is a good guy.

He is fun, he's cute.

And we sort of have
the same goals.

Sort of is not good
enough for my daughter.

Mama, I am a single mother
living in Villanueva.

Population: 846.

848! Tina had babies, twins.

I stand corrected.

848.

My point is,

sort of has become my...
fantastic.

I'm ok with that.

More importantly, I trust Kevin.

- Sort of.
- Sort of.

Who are you cooking for?

Oh, please. That man is an ass.

Yes, I saw his ass.

And let me tell you
something about it:

- I approve.
- Mama!

- Take it, take it! Yeah!
- ¡Mamá!

What did I miss?
What did I miss?

- Nothing.
- Nothing.

Here.

Why don't you bring this
to your new best friend?

Ay! Sophia!

Wow, that's pretty good.

It probably has a lot of
sugar in it though, right?

It's actually all natural.

Mango, pear, ginger,
with a bit of carrot

to give it that unique zip.

- You want me to take it back?
- Oh, no, no, thank you.

It's...

It's pretty perfect, actually.
You can't get that back home.

- I'll tell you that.
- Where is that, Iceland?

No, actually. I'm from
Irvine, California.

Well, you probably can't
get this there, either.

Dinner or breakfast?

Sí?

You know, I was...

really hoping for
the house special.

I only make that once a week,

that's only for
family and friends.

It's really good.

Excuse me.

- You like it?
- It's perfect.

You wanna know a secret?

I don't like Mexican food.

Normally.

But this is good.

Are you sure it's Mexican food?

Hey.

So, it's a fairly basic
partnership agreement.

You've agreed to partner
on a product line

and a potential new
restaurant venture.

Yes, but why the fairly?

Well, I'm assuming
you agreed to this,

but the percentage
of ownership...

it's a 60-40 split.

In your boyfriend's favor.

I just wanted to make sure,
because it seems a bit askew.

It seems pretty obvious that
you're the real asset here.

Also, we should go over
division of net profits,

- and equity compensation.
- It's fine.

Also, there's something
you should know.

Recipes aren't protected
under copyright law.

Anyone can copy a chef's recipe.

And I just wanted you
to be aware of that.

What are you suggesting?

That Kevin would steal my dish?

No.

No, no, no.

From the little
that I know Kevin,

he seems like a
real stand-up guy.

And I might add, quite a catch.

Is that your
professional opinion?

Yes.

Because your counsel
is no longer needed.

Thanks for...

dinner.

He seems sad.

You don't know him, chiquita.

We don't know him.

How are you supposed
to know somebody

if you don't give them a chance?

- Don't you ever go to school?
- It's feast day!

Of course it is. What's that?

Feast day of Saint Isidre.

Patron saint of followers.

We all pray for a good harvest.

- And then what do you do?
- We eat!

Of course you do.

Why do you run so much?

Because it's good for you.

Besides, I'm training
for Iron Man.

You know Iron Man?

You're a pretty
literal kid, huh?

Well, I'm a kid, and maybe
you're just not used to that.

True. I'm not used to it at all.

- Can I ask you a question?
- That was a question.

- But yes, you can.
- Why did you hit Kevin?

- Self-defense.
- Why did Kevin hit you?

You'd have to ask him that.

What's the worst thing
you've ever done?

Cheat on my LSATS.

- How about you?
- Call my dad and hang up on him.

I just wanted to hear his voice.

He lives in Albuquerque
with his new wife

and their brand new baby.

He's my brother, but
when I look at him,

I just see a big blob.

What's the nicest thing
you've ever done?

Yet to be determined.

Does that mean you've never,
ever done anything nice?

Means...

maybe it means I haven't done
anything worth mentioning yet.

Call it bum luck.

I call that pathetic.

Jesus.

Look at that gringo eating goat!

You're kidding, right?

No, Mr. Handsome. It is goat.

Who knew I liked goat?

It's got this amazing smoky,
earthy thing going on.

That's Javiera and her chiles.

The Torres family are
known for their chiles.

They win all the big awards.

Where do they grow these chiles?

Oh, sorry. Is that a thing? I
didn't know that was a thing.

The key difference between a New
Mexican and Mexican cuisine

is the way you use your chiles.

You know? It can make
or break a dish.

Including your daughter's?

My daughter is a very good cook.

Speaking of which,

do I really have to
wait a full week

for this signature dish of hers?

- Couldn't I do something to...?
- Look at Mr. Charming.

Don't push it.

Javiera has been known
to skip for weeks

if she's not feeling like it.

Or if she's pissed off.

Yeah.

I bet she never gets pissed off.

What could I do? Just tell me.

He just showed up!

Hija, I really don't
understand you.

I mean, what's your problem?
He... he... he...

Es muy guapo.

Oh, looks? That's all
it takes for you?

I think after papá you'd
learn your lesson!

Shh!

Yes, I had eight hellish
years with your papá.

But the sex was fantástico.

And that made up for it?

Well, let me tell you something.
You know what, it did not hurt.

Oh, and when it hurt,
it hurt so good.

¡Qué pervertida eres, mamá!
Dale, dale, dale, dale.

¡Ay!

You know, I never thought
I was religious,

but I like this church.

- So, where's the middle?
- The universe?

It's too big to tell.

Just think.

Before Galileo came along,

people thought the Earth
was in the middle.

- Really?
- Uh-huh.

We all thought
that all the stars

and the planets
revolved around us.

Is it true?

Are we out of beer?

Galileo proved that we're
just a part of it all.

- Huh, that's...
- Sucks.

Let's face it, Galileo and
his stupid little telescope

are total downers.

Galileo was a hero.

He was a man of great
integrity and honor.

He went to jail for
what he believed.

Yeah? Well, I'm stuck in
this dusty little town

without a proper
workout facility.

So, stuff happens.

Listen, it sucks...

that we're not the
center of the universe.

It really, really sucks.
Who's with me?

Me! Oh, yeah.

Listen.

Listen.

Is there a 7/11 around here?

Tell me this guy is not
our new science teacher.

Siete/once?

Anyone?

Hey!

Didn't anyone warn you about
the drinking and the altitude?

Yeah.

I got it with the attitude.

Altitude.

Hey, can I get a ride?

- Oh.
- No.

- Sure.
- No.

No, not in my car!

That is a sweet little
lady right there.

- Is he drunk?
- Of course not.

Really?

Ok, maybe a little.

Let this be a lesson for you.

Don't drink and study astronomy.

Don't drink!

It turns you into a fool.

But you said he was a fool
when he wasn't drunk.

Why do I have a daughter that
questions me at every turn?

Why do you say that?

So how are you gonna
get him home?

Well, that's a good question.

Hey, wake up!

Wake up, you crazy man!

He's not waking up.

I wrote, "Stay in the truck!"

- Can't you read?
- Don't shout!

My head is killing me.

- Am I dead? Is this heaven?
- No.

But this is clearly
my personal hell.

This is your family
secret chile field.

Isn't it?

What do you know about
my chile field?

Nothing. Look, you're the one
who dragged me here, ok?

I tried to get you
out of my truck.

I can't believe this.

Only my family knows
about this place.

Don't worry, I'm not
gonna tell anyone.

Besides, I couldn't.

I have no idea where
the hell we are.

Wait. What are you doing?

No, no, no. My
grandfather had a farm

and I was a vegetarian
for years, it's fine.

- Uh-uh.
- Wow, that's good!

No eating the product.

You said your...

your grandfather was a farmer?

He was an entrepreneur of sorts,

but what I remember
most about him

was how much he loved nature.

He always told me not to
overcomplicate things,

so the best ideas are
often the most simples.

It's kind of his motto.

It's like cooking.

Sometimes the most
complex dishes can be...

the most simple.

You can't hide behind
your ingredients.

Exactly!

I think.

Must be nice to have a
passion for something.

You don't like being a lawyer?

I wouldn't say it's a
calling, like your cooking.

I wouldn't say my cooking is
a calling as much as it's...

an instinct.

- Instinct?
- Uh-huh.

It sure is beautiful out here.

It's like we're in the
center of the universe, huh?

Galileo.

- Cute.
- Uh-huh.

Real cute.

You know, just because I
have a bag over my head,

doesn't mean I don't know
exactly where we are.

Two right turns and
a stop sign, right?

You forgot a sharp left.

Oh!

Ok, thank you, thank you.

Listen, we seem to have
gone off on a bad start.

How about I make it up to you?
You ever been in Santa Fe?

Never heard of it.

Ok, lame question.

Well, I never have.

I was just thinking...

No!

I'm not going on
a date with you.

Good, because I'm
in a relationship.

Oh, really?

- I heard you were dumped.
- Ok, I got dumped.

And you have a boyfriend.

This would just be

me taking you out to a
very expensive meal.

Come on, my sister
just e-mailed me

about this place in Santa Fe.

It's new.

I get my own culinary tour

and you...

would get to check out the
competition firsthand.

What are you getting
all dressed up for?

Just going to Santa Fe.

Isn't Kevin in Tulsa?

Sophia, will you
please go to the cafe

and bring us some
eggs for tonight?

I know what you're doing.

Ándale.

Ándale.

Ándale, ándale.

Te amo, chiquita.

Ok.

No, this one.

- Keep this one.
- I just...

I feel like it's so much skin.

Are you a nun?

Ok.

Hold on, Stacey.

Hello?

I can't believe you're
making me do this.

You are the one who reported
how great her chiles were.

I don't think you and
your food scientists

are gonna be able to reverse
engineer this one, sis.

Yeah? Well, you just...

let me worry about that, ok?

I just need one sample, Joel.
Just one.

Hello?

Hello?

Galileo!

Great! You're calling
me that now?

Everybody calls you that now.

- So, what are you doing here?
- I...

Just hungry.

Wait.

I thought you were going to
have dinner with my mom.

She got all dressed up
for you and everything.

That's not fair! I
knew you first.

I think you're gonna have a lot
of fancy dinners in your future.

Hey, listen. Do me a favor?

Don't tell your mom I was here.

I wouldn't want her to think
that I ruined my dinner.

Ok.

So...

Here.

For your dumb luck.

I think you mean bum luck?

Yeah, that's what I said.

- I'll see you later?
- Ok.

- Have fun with my mom!
- See ya.

- Bye!
- Bye!

This isn't what you think it is.

I didn't say anything.

Where is he?

This was a bad idea.

- Sorry. I...
- Forgot?

Definitely not.

I just need a minute.

Let's just get this
over with, huh?

That's the spirit.

Ok, I see we're gonna have to
set up some ground rules here.

Number one, I'm
here for the meal.

Everyone knows
Kevin in Santa Fe,

and I would like to
experience dining like...

like an anonymous civilian.

Which is why I'm here
with you and not him.

- Just to be clear.
- Clear.

Number two.

There will be no
post-dinner drinks.

And definitely not drinks.

What are you looking at?

You're not the only one who
doesn't consider this a date.

What makes you think you're
so damn desirable anyway?

Ok, ok, fine. I'm not blind,

but I'm a pretty
good catch myself.

I mean, I'm a lawyer,

I'm not ugly,

I've got some dollars in the...

- Hey, can you spare some change
- Charitable?

- A guy can't have everything.
- Yeah, right.

Just wouldn't be fair.

Did you know oysters
are high in zinc?

Did you know they also
raise your sperm count?

Anyway. So...

tell me about you.

- This is not a date.
- This is not a date.

All right. Well,
believe it or not,

I used to own a
fancy restaurant.

A bit like this one.

In Albuquerque with my ex.

- Sophia's dad?
- Uh-huh.

Turns out that saying,

"Too many cooks in the kitchen"?

Not such a cliché.

At first, it was
great, actually.

Working side by side.

Bradley was very
proud of me and...

he would brag that I
could outcook him.

And then the reviews
started to single me out,

and people started
coming in for my dishes.

My chile sauce.

And uh...

he cheated on me.

We divorced,

he married her.

She's the stay-at-home type.

Funny.

She wasn't staying at home when
she was banging my husband.

Bitch.

Thank you.

And now, you're with Kevin.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Kevin.

So, what about you? What's
your sad, sad story?

What's your ex like?

Well, she's attractive.

- Shocking.

I mean like, what does she do?

Oh!

Lauren's in marketing.

Ok, marketing what?

Branding and...

stuff like that.

You have no idea what
she does for a living.

Our relationship
wasn't about that.

- She was very supportive.
- Oh, I bet.

Of you.

Don't you think it's
important for two people

to be supportive of one another?

Would you like to hear
about our specials?

Please!

And I will be very
supportive of your decision.

First, we have a lovely
pollo and pipian rojo.

Oh, nice!

That's chicken in red sauce
with pumpking seeds.

I make that from time to time.

We're also featuring
tonight a new dish,

called Asado de puerco verde.

It's a split-roasted pork
chop, stuffed with...

Ground pork in pasote

and served with
chile verde sickle?

Why, I guess. Have you
been here before?

Where are you going?

¿Y los dueños?

¿Los dueños no se
encuentran aquí?

Don't look at me,
this isn't a date.

Sorry.

Javiera?

Hey, what's wrong?

I need a drink.

Man, I knew that foody
couple from the tour sucked.

I feel badly.

Why?

You didn't steal my dish.

Your cooking is so
important to you.

It means everything.

Where did that come from?

- You want me to take it back?
- No way.

What's in your pocket?

Is that Sophia's?

She lent it to me.

She thought I could
use the luck.

It's working, right?

Well, well, well.

I can't believe you.

And with this guy?

Is this about our
partnership agreement?

Are you trying to
sabotage our business?

Is that what this is to you?

A business agreement?

You know we're more than that.

I counted to 10.

I said, wait 10 minutes.

I thought you were
working in Tulsa.

Alone.

What's her problem?

You think she was your...

girl or s'... oh you dick.

Well, well, well.

Enough.

No more hitting.

Are you ok?

I feel horrible.

Oh, no. It's my fault.
I got in the way.

Ow.

Getting punched in the
face really hurts.

It's the first time anyone,
much less a girl...

- Woman!
- A woman.

A woman, took a punch for me.

I think that's...

I think the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.

I think that's the nicest thing
I've ever done for anyone.

You know, I...

I'm thinking about something

I haven't done with
anyone in years.

Yeah?

I'm totally up for anything.

Really?

You wanna cook together?

So, let's make this fun, huh?

Go pick like,

ten random ingredients.

Really? Is that gonna be good?

Ok.

- Oh!
- What do you think?

How about that.

You're going easy on me.

You are a very smart man.

Nice.

That's good.

Oh, so spicy!

- Control the bowl.
- Stop!

I got it, I got it.

This is getting a little weird.

But I like it.

I can't dance or cook.

What the heck?

Corn Flakes never
looked so good.

- ¿Sí?
- They're cooking.

- ¡No!
- Sí.

He might be the one!

¡Salud!

It looks too good to eat.

And you...

look too good to be true.

Careful.

No, no, it's a great idea.
The mix is the...

the dessert with the entree,

and that's why I think
it's a true winner.

A churro stuffed with a
beefy beanie burrito?

Come on, Brian.

I sent you out for
a new product.

No, no, no, no, no.
It's a good idea.

It's a Humami thing. It's
the salts with the sweets.

Yummy.

Yeah. Oh, thanks, dude.

All right. You guys aren't
giving me anything.

Don't tell me I have
to rely on Joel.

Oh, speaking of which, did
the chile sample come in?

No.

You know a way to
turn things around?

A new marketing campaign.

Yeah. Good idea, genius.

We just ran a bunch
of new spots.

And we saw no bump in sales.

What about running old spots?

Retro is in,

and most importantly,
it's cheap.

You know what? I like that.
I like it a lot.

So good!

Hello? You've reached Joel.
Gotcha!

It's my assistant.

Oh. Well, maybe it's important.

Do you have any open cases?

Open cases?

You watch a lot of TV.

I have a PhD in TV law,
yes, thank you very much.

Today is the big day, huh?

You get to finally
get your car back.

I hope he caught a lot of fish.

And I'm making my
signature dish.

I thought you'd be a little
more enthused about it.

I am, for you.

And I've been waiting
forever for this dish.

Yeah, you have.

Well...

you know, just because
you get your car back,

doesn't mean you have to leave.

Who says I'm leaving?

Who says you're not?

I do.

Dude!

Hey.

What are you doing here?

Thanks for returning my calls!

- Joel?
- Javiera.

This is...

Oh, I'm Stacey. Joel's sister.

And this is Aaron, a colleague.

It's very nice to meet
you, both of you.

I'm Javiera, Joel's...

I mean...

So? What brings you two here?

Business.

Business? In Villanueva?

There's not much here.

Oh, I don't know, I wouldn't
be so sure about that.

Well, I'm so happy to meet you.
Today is a good day, too.

I'm making my specialty.

Oh!

I had a feeling today was
gonna be a good day.

Excuse me. I have to
return to the kitchen.

Of course, go!

I need to talk to you.

Alone.

You had a very specific task.

And instead, I find you here
rebounding with this woman?

It is not a rebound!

Oh, I take it that's
Javiera's daughter.

So, this is what
you've been up to.

- Playing house?
- Listen.

She doesn't know who I am.

She knows that I'm a lawyer,

but she doesn't know the rest.

Please...

Please let me tell her.
Give me that, at least.

All right.

But I advise you to come
back to reality and quickly.

Before someone gets hurt.

Like that adorable
little girl over there.

So, his sister is in town
doing business here?

Maybe she's working in Santa Fe,

I don't know, she
didn't really say.

Maybe he's thinking
about moving here?

- And she came to check you out.
- Stop it with the jinxing! Mamá!

Right.

It's that game! He's
been distracted all day.

I'm gonna start charging
you for this, ok?

It's ok, you can keep the TV on.
I am having a great day.

Oh, a woman in love.

That's all it took? Damn!

- So good!
- I'm glad you like it.

So, my daughter tells me that
you're doing business here.

My company is looking to
expand into the area.

Maybe we'll get to
see you more often.

We've gotten quite
used to Galileo.

Galileo?

Yeah, sorry.

That's the town's nickname
for your brother.

He thinks that the world
revolves around him, doesn't he?

I'm really starting
to love this town.

So, tell me more about

this signature dish
of your daughter's.

What's it called?

It's called, "Amanecer
chile verde de Javiera."

Javiera's green chile sunrise.

- ¡Órale! ¿Hablas español?
- Un poco.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

How about that for marketing?

Why aren't you just
sitting there?

Why do you ask so
many questions?

And why are you never in school?

Well, my classroom got flooded

and mom says that the whole
entire town needs new ducks.

I think you mean aqueducts.

Yeah, that's what I said.

Mom said you got your car back.

Does that mean
you're gonna leave?

I promise you something.

I won't leave here unless
I'm no longer wanted.

But you're wanted.

Thanks, kiddo.

Wait, where are you going?

To find out if I'm wanted.

It's amazing!

Perfect.

Oh, come on!

It's ok.

Tortilla Hut started with
the love and determination

of one man...

who respected nature and
whose motto was simplicity.

Where are you going?
You can't go in there.

She's in the middle of service
and she will kill you.

And to celebrate Tortilla
Hut's anniversary...

- Our famous taco combo...
- Hey!

- Isn't that Joel?
- Is available for only $0.49.

Why are grandpa's
tacos so good, Joel?

Family and love.

That makes everything
taste better.

Tortilla Hut.

Where everything is
bigger and better.

Hey, what's going on?
Darling, what's going on?

He's not who he says he is.

- You're not Joel?
- No, I'm still Joel.

I'm just not the man your
mother thought I was.

That's what you
said about daddy.

Please, give me a
chance to explain.

For what?

So you can lie to me some more?

- What do you want from me?
- Hey, no! Hey, stop.

Joel, what are you doing?

My dish.

- You wanna steal my dish?
- No, we are not thieves.

We have every intention
of compensating you.

You wanna rip me off, huh?

Where does your food come from?

Tortilla Hut, of course.

You know where my
food comes from?

Them.

The lamb from my albóndigas
come from Mr. Chaves.

Oh, and then Mrs. Garcia.

Her smoked chipotle cheddar.

Her goats pasture on our hills.

And she never gives
them hormones!

You know why?

Because she respects
the animals!

And we can feel it, see it...

- taste it.
- That's right, Javiera.

And what about the
most important part?

Your family's chiles.

That's right.

So you and your industrial
food lady with antibiotics,

binders and emulsifiers,

are gonna need a hell
of a lot of inspiration

to duplicate what we have here.

Well...

we have all the
inspiration we need.

And we have a team
of food scientists

who can duplicate your chile.

That can't be real.

Or legal.

They're gonna compensate
you, Javiera.

I'm gonna see to that.

Compensated?

Ay, ¡qué idiota eres!

You clearly don't know me.

And I obviously never knew you.

Sophia!

Javiera, please. I didn't
know how to tell you.

- Was this all a joke to you?
- No, it was real.

It was very real.

You don't even know
what that means.

This is real to me.

Family.

And I want no part of
you or your family.

Joel?

Lauren!

- Wow, it's good to see you.
- Yeah, good to see you.

Um...

So, how long have you been back?

Oh, a while now.

I meant to reach out.

- No, Joel. I don't...
- To tell you I'm sorry.

You deserve better.

Thanks.

That's... thanks.
That means a lot.

- Hey, I heard you got promoted.
- Yeah, I did.

And I got engaged. Yeah.

- Wow!
- I know!

- Congratulations.
- Yeah, crazy, right?

I mean, I know it's
super fast, but...

Hey, when you know, you know.

You know?

- Hey, I made you laugh!
- That's more of a chuckle.

But...

You always knew what
you wanted, Lauren.

I wish I was so lucky.

Maybe you're luckier
than you think, Joel.

- Take care of yourself.
- You too.

And I am pleased to report
that we're well on our way

to achieving our
quarterly objective,

bringing sophisticated flavors
to mainstream America.

So now, I'd like to introduce
to you our new VP, Aaron Weston

who is going to present to
you our new product report.

Aaron?

Thank you, Stacey. Gentlemen.

We have worked around the clock

to duplicate the
Southwest experience

for our core consumers.

Our team combed every
corner of the Southwest

to find its most authentic
regional dishes.

And it doesn't get
more authentic

than the smoky New
Mexican green chile.

Using cutting-edge food science

Tortilla Hut is bringing
this exotic flavor

from our family to yours.

Now, what we have come up with

is testing through the roof.

I give you...

the Sopa Bowl salad.

So, what we have done is

recreate our favorite
Southwestern dish,

taking what works while
keeping cost low.

Right. Instead of pricy lamb,
we're using ground beef.

Instead of designer cheese,

our version is processed,
but gooeylishious,

as one focus group member said.

You want people to eat that?

No. We want them to devour it.

Also testing through the roof,

our chili sauce packets.

Pass those down.

We're thinking that
once these catch on,

we'll just slide in
a little upcharge.

You'll never be able to
duplicate Villanueva.

And I'm glad to see it.

Joel!

And you'll never
duplicate Tortilla Hut

and what it means to you.

I don't wanna
duplicate anything.

I want something real.

I quit.

Baby?

People have been asking
about your sunrise dish.

You know it's off
the menu, mamá.

It's gonna be ok, ok?

You'll see.

Thank you.

I'll show them. I'll
bring Joel back.

Hola, mi chiquita.

Hola, abuelita.

¿Qué haces? ¿Estudiando el mapa?

Es un mapa del tesoro.

A treasure map?

You are my treasure.

Tú eres mi tesoro.

What are you doing?

Oh, you...

Nice, you...

You're getting me
my own flowers?

Hey.

Never promised you
a rose garden.

It's a song, it's from the 60's.
The 70's I think.

Why are you here?

Isn't it obvious?

I came here, I
biked 900 miles...

for you.

I love you, Javiera.

You're not the first
man to tell me that.

Maybe I'm the first man
to ever come back.

First man to apologize.

What I did was
wrong and selfish.

And I know now.

What I want at the center of
my universe isn't myself,

but you.

You and Sophia.

What do you plan
to do in this...

small dusty town?

I'm gonna open up a law office.

I Googled, there is no
lawyer for 35 miles.

You? You Googled.

I Googled.

Where's Sophia?

Mamá, have you seen Sophia?

Sí, sí. She was playing
with her treasure map.

Come back here,
you little thief!

Sophia!

Come back, you thief!

My granddaughter is not a thief!

Stop!

She's a very good girl.

Sophia!

Sophia!

Sophia, please, stop the truck.

No, no, no, no, no. God!

Chiquita!

Help! Somebody help!

Somebody help!

Sophia!

Help! Somebody help!

Can anyone hear me?

Help!

Help!

Somebody help!

Sophia! I'm coming!

Galileo, hurry!

Help!

My backpack!

Swim towards the rocks!

Sophia!

Climb over to the rock.

Hold on!

Hold on.

Let go on three, ready?
One, two, three.

Sophia!

No, no, it's ok.

It's ok, just hold
on to Joel, baby.

Oh my God!

Ay, mi bebé.

Mamita, it's ok.

I love you, mommy is right here
Mommy is right here, baby.

Mommy.

My girl!

My crazy little girl!

¿Estás loquita? What
were you thinking?

I wanted Joel back.

Can we keep him? Please?

- He's not a dog, mamita.
- Please?

Well...

Thank you.

Thank you for saving
my little girl's life.

No.

Thank you for saving mine.

What are you looking at?

Let's get out of here.

We have an order for three
more chili smoothies.

Already? I haven't even
finished the last order yet.

Hey!

It was your idea to
integrate yourself

into the family business.

Come on, daddy! I'm not
getting any younger.

I almost forgot,

I've got to catch the DA before
he goes to his fishing lunch.

You're working on a Saturday?

Hey, you knew I was a
lawyer when you married me.

Besides, somebody's gotta fight

for those bike lanes
on Main Street.

All right, all right. I'll
finish the smoothies.

Hey! Hey, take it easy.

I'm fine.

What's she feeding you, anyway?

Plenty of love.