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Lexx 2.02 Terminal
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You need a man,
a red hot loving Stan.
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If you wanna be satisfied,
I'm your guy, forget Kai
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You need me, 790,
I have the technology
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for thee, sweet pea.
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- No, me...
- Me
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- Me
- Me
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Why should she want you?
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Because I'm a man, you're a can.
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You're a man? That's news.
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Well, you're a can - not news!
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- At least I can sing.
- So can I.
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Since when? You're not
wanted here, leave!
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You leave!
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You!
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You!
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I'm leaving.
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Where are you going?
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Yes, where?
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To wake Kai.
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What for?
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Yes, what for?
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To sing to, to talk to, I don't know.
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Zev, come on now. You know dead man
only has a limited amount of
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He has enough protoblood to last
for months.
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Months fly by!
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And cryostasis gives him years.
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Look, if you wanna sing gorgeous,
sing to me!
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Sing to me!
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I know how to open his pod myself,
you know
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Yeah, but I'm almost certified.
It's a delicate machine,
you gotta have the touch.
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Exactly - so you're excluded.
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Stand aside and let me direct Zev.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Since when?
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Just open it.
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Not like that, you got
the order all wrong.
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I kill you now in the name
of His Divine Shadow.
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Stan!
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Oh yeah!
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Kai!
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We must freeze him, now.
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Wait - the key! He has to give
up the key to the Lexx
or we're helpless.
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That's true. It's up to you Zev.
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A living key must pass to
a living creature.
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Stanley? Give me the key.
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Captain Stan...
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Stanley, I need it to save you,
to save us all.
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You're cute.
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Please Stan, please..
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I'm late for work -
I gotta - I gotta...
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Come on, Stanley, surrender the key!
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Surrender the key to me.
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Oh yeah.
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Isn't it wonderful how some days
turn out?...
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I don't understand
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why you insist that I keep wasting
countless hours executing your search.
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We should be celebrating!
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Just keep looking.
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As you wish, luscious dish.
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The protein regenerator was able
to repair Stan's hand before.
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Why wouldn't it work now?
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Stan's heart is shattered.
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He would suffer brain death
long before we could repair it.
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That wasn't your fault, Kai.
It was Stan's.
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He didn't work it right.
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I am aware of that.
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You are not His Shadow's assassin
anymore.
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Stan might disagree.
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But you also saved his life
many times - mine too.
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I have ended countless more lives
than I have saved.
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No, that wasn't you,
that was His Shadow controlling you.
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Ah! Ugh!
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What?
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Horrible news!
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What?
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There's hope for Tweedle!
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This is MedSat medical terminal,
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proud home of the finest physicians
in the Quadra system.
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If it's broken, we can mend it.
If it's bleeding, we can stem it.
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If it's spreading, we can halt it.
If it's sagging we can lift it.
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MedSat -
where medicine is at.
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Professional. Affordable.
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Receiving patients now.
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Will that do?
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Lexx -
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set course for that satellite.
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As you request, captain.
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MedSat medical terminal,
this is Zev of B3K.
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I'm acting captain of
the space vessel Lexx.
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We've an emergency with one of
our crew,
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and we need to bring him aboard.
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What is the nature of your
medical emergency?
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Our captain has had his heart
badly punctured.
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One moment please.
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Do you have a Q4A5 planet
insurance waiver?
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No...
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A D class standard waiver?
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Sorry.
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Any waivers of any kind?
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No.
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Then cash will be fine.
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Pardon?
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Precious metals or bankable equivalent.
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We have no precious metals
or bankable anything.
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Then your situation becomes
a class 1313.
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What's that?
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Ignored.
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You can't do that.
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I'm afraid I have no choice.
Policy is policy.
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We will pay you, later.
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I'm sorry, MedSat does
not accept credit.
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This is an emergency!
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I understand.
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Please inform the next person
to appear on the screen.
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Hey, lady - watch.
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Lexx - blow up that little
red moon we just passed.
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As you command, captain.
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I'm Dr Flag
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chief administrator of this facility.
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I understand that you have
a medical problem?
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And a money problem.
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We aren't the sort to get
hung up over money,
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when a person's life hangs
in the balance.
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How can we help?
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Once again I apologise
for your initial reception.
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Our primary responsibility
is to help people in need
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regardless of their financial situation.
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I am pleased to inform you that
your captain has been assigned
to a top surgeon,
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the very eminent -
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Dr Kazan, at your service.
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Let me add my voice to the criticism
of your rude welcome.
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I promise you that the quality
of surgery here on MedSat is better
than the administration.
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They sometimes forget that -
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human lives are at stake!
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What caused the injury?
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I punctured him - with this.
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It was an accident.
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A beautiful, wonderful accident.
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We'll fix him up, as good as new.
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Don't knock yourself out...
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Quiet!
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My team is the best of the best,
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but this looks like no mere
cardial rupture.
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His heart has been pulverised.
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I won't feed you any promises but -
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what would we be if we didn't try.
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Let's go people.
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Let's get to work.
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Dr Kazan seems to know exactly
what he is doing.
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Ha - if he knew what he was doing,
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he would promptly kill Tweedle
and then himself.
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Maybe I should get you rewired
while we're here.
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I only say these things because
I'm crazy about you.
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He must be some kind of warrior.
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- Those clothes, that hair
- That weapon.
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There's no question that he's
potentially dangerous -
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beautiful incision, doctor.
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And yet he's strangely benign.
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Curious...
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Very curious...
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Cauterise that artery, please.
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Splendidly done, doctors.
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Yea!
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The dream is over...
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I have to admit it was touch and
go there for a while,
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but there is no reason your captain
shouldn't make a full recovery.
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Thank you Dr. Funz,
Dr. Veezra.
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Good luck then.
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Thank you.
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Good luck.
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Thank you.
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It will be some time before he wakes,
as much as a day or two.
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We have some rooms available, if you -
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Thank you, but I will stay here
with Stanley.
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As you wish.
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Then perhaps some food
would be in order.
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I do not eat.
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How about you, Zev?
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Would you care to join me for dinner?
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Oh, I'd like that.
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Let's go then.
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You are not going anywhere -
�� ���� �� ���you don't eat either
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But darling -
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No, you're going to stay here with Kai.
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Stan needs you.
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You need me.
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to save you from that shifty hack
of a physician!
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So heartless. So cruel.
So delicious.
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Dr. Kazan! Dr. Kazan!
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Dr. Kazan
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did you hear? It's official.
I've made a complete recovery.
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That's excellent news Mrs. Deebee.
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My tumour's gone. My pains are gone
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and I've got the rest of my life back.
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And all because of you.
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I'm only one member of a highly
dedicated team, Mrs Deebee.
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Doctor, I am dedicated to you.
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Isn't he just so good looking?
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Thank you.
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Shall we?
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The gallant crew of the Lexx.
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I have to say that I feel
rather ordinary next to you.
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To Zev.
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May your every wish be realised.
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I - wish to be kissed.
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Show me that trick you do with
your hand again.
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I can do many tricks with my hand.
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How exactly did Stan pass it to you?
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I don't know...
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he transferred it to me as he was dying.
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Was it automatic?
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or did it require an act
of will on his part?
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I don't know. I really don't know
how it works.
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A beam of energy locked inside your body -
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mysterious, alluring, powerful -
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very much like you.
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Go on...
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You have a force, a burning vitality.
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I know you. It sounds crazy,
but I do.
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You wear your destiny on your skin.
You're one of the chosen
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I wouldn't go that far.
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Zev - where do you see yourself
in five years?
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I don't know - maybe on a nice planet
I can call home.
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with someone special.
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What's wrong?
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I can't do this.
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not with you.
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I shouldn't have seduced you into
accepting what you already know.
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I lied, Zev.
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I'm not ordinary.
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Not next to you, not next to anybody.
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What I really feel is that
you are my equal.
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You and me, Zev, are meant to be
partners in greatness.
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Your home will not be a hut
on some swampy outback planet -
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That's not what I had in mind.
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- your home will be the entire universe.
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aboard the starship Lexx,
with me at your side.
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You want to join the crew?
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We'll be the crew - you and me
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What about the others?
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Leave them behind.
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I can't, not just like that.
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Be bold, Zev. don't compromise
yourself for sentiment.
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Together we can own the universe.
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You know this is what you want.
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You are one of the chosen,
we both are. Seize your fate.
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Can't we just have sex instead?
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Look -
I need you. You need me.
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We will make a great team.
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But if you insist on making a foolish
choice, to stay with the others -
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What is so foolish about it?
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Stan is weak and pathetic.
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Kai is an undead freak of science,
and the robot is a cartoon!
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Who do you think you are?!
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Forgive me my darling. I've offended you.
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It's just that I - I so hoped
this next step would be unnecessary.
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Kazan here. We're away. Be careful.
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It couldn't be simpler.
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Take me to Zev, come back,
and Stan will still be here.
261
00:22:02,078 --> 00:22:03,537
Zev wants to be alone.
262
00:22:03,788 --> 00:22:07,291
No, she only thinks she wants to be alone.
263
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:10,836
what was that?
264
00:22:12,054 --> 00:22:13,289
What was what?
265
00:22:13,639 --> 00:22:14,899
I heard something.
266
00:22:21,555 --> 00:22:24,809
Ah! What's that? It's - Zev! Zev!
Zev! Zev!
267
00:23:45,398 --> 00:23:46,557
Hi there.
268
00:23:50,936 --> 00:23:51,937
Everything we want...
269
00:23:52,046 --> 00:23:53,264
Anytime we want it.
270
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:55,883
Dream it...
271
00:23:55,884 --> 00:23:57,084
Take it...
272
00:23:57,610 --> 00:23:58,710
Status...
273
00:23:58,711 --> 00:24:01,030
Money... A place beyond money.
274
00:24:01,489 --> 00:24:03,532
Power... Raw and unlimited.
275
00:24:03,866 --> 00:24:05,326
And nothing else matters.
276
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,079
First thing we learned in medical school.
277
00:24:08,329 --> 00:24:10,122
We've even got matching tattoos!
278
00:24:11,123 --> 00:24:12,208
Tattoo?
279
00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:26,389
We suspect the key can be released
as an act of will.
280
00:24:27,473 --> 00:24:30,142
We know it can be released
at the point of death.
281
00:24:30,851 --> 00:24:35,773
And as doctors, we know that the will
can be broken at the point of death.
282
00:24:36,399 --> 00:24:38,484
So, better to offer us the key,
if you can.
283
00:24:39,902 --> 00:24:42,029
Should we have to go in there
and try to get it...
284
00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:44,156
things could get ugly.
285
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,786
I used to be ugly.
286
00:24:49,328 --> 00:24:51,163
None of us wants that...
287
00:24:55,001 --> 00:24:57,155
The risks are enormous.
288
00:24:57,156 --> 00:25:01,465
Why die for those ridiculous
characters you call a crew?
289
00:25:03,551 --> 00:25:07,680
We're your friends. They're
your handicap.
290
00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:11,017
My friends?
291
00:25:11,767 --> 00:25:15,354
Ah, it could be so special. Good luck.
292
00:25:28,617 --> 00:25:30,327
Bye bye - ah!
293
00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:44,066
You're welcome.
294
00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:55,227
We're ready. Are you?
295
00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:06,155
Dr. Kazan! Dr. Kazan!
296
00:26:09,533 --> 00:26:13,162
Dr. Kazan! Dr. Kazan.
297
00:26:15,581 --> 00:26:16,916
I've looked everywhere for you.
298
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:21,295
Help me. Help me.
299
00:26:21,504 --> 00:26:24,319
My dear, relax.
300
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,134
you've got all the help you need
with our Dr Kazan.
301
00:26:29,011 --> 00:26:31,124
they are releasing me tomorrow,
302
00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:35,351
but I do not want to leave
without thanking you again.
303
00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:39,021
I owe you my life, doctor.
304
00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:45,152
What you owe me, you insipid old cow,
is a fortune in bills.
305
00:26:45,695 --> 00:26:48,072
so trade in your gratitude for some cash.
306
00:26:48,614 --> 00:26:51,117
But doctor, really -
307
00:26:51,534 --> 00:26:55,496
And here's the best part -
there was never anything wrong with you.
308
00:26:55,913 --> 00:26:56,956
not a thing...
309
00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,250
You never had a tumour.
310
00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:02,148
We went in, poked around,
311
00:27:02,149 --> 00:27:04,588
messed things up a little
to ensure your speedy return...
312
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,425
emptied your purse
and sewed you shut.
313
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,053
What? I didn't have a tumour?
314
00:27:11,303 --> 00:27:14,306
Mrs. Deebee - you are a tumour!
315
00:27:27,403 --> 00:27:29,235
Last chance, Zev.
316
00:27:29,722 --> 00:27:35,494
Close your eyes, concentrate
and surrender to me.
317
00:27:35,753 --> 00:27:36,879
No.
318
00:27:39,999 --> 00:27:42,001
The hand that heals
becomes the hand that steals.
319
00:27:43,878 --> 00:27:45,755
Let's start with an artery probe.
320
00:28:00,686 --> 00:28:04,357
Look how quickly his flesh
reconstitutes - fascinating.
321
00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,567
Perhaps we could dissolve it in acid.
322
00:28:07,026 --> 00:28:09,570
A brilliant idea, from a brilliant woman.
323
00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:36,472
Do you hear me, sir?.
324
00:28:37,598 --> 00:28:38,724
Yes, I can hear you.
325
00:28:39,225 --> 00:28:41,435
I have to say, you are hard to kill.
326
00:28:42,269 --> 00:28:44,563
That has not always been the case.
327
00:28:45,606 --> 00:28:48,901
So, the question is - how do we kill you?
328
00:28:49,902 --> 00:28:55,741
The answer is, I am already dead -
as you soon may be.
329
00:28:56,242 --> 00:28:57,910
I'll bet you're feeling
a little angry right now.
330
00:28:58,536 --> 00:28:59,995
Feelings don't enter into it.
331
00:29:01,455 --> 00:29:03,541
You should be thanking us for our efforts.
332
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:06,085
For a creature like yourself,
333
00:29:06,086 --> 00:29:07,795
eternal peace would be a blessing.
334
00:29:08,337 --> 00:29:10,423
On some other occasion, perhaps.
335
00:29:11,674 --> 00:29:13,133
The acid didn't work.
336
00:29:13,134 --> 00:29:14,593
Why don't we just keep him frozen?
337
00:29:15,344 --> 00:29:18,139
Because if he ever thaws out,
he will certainly come after us -
338
00:29:18,464 --> 00:29:19,515
won't you, my friend?
339
00:29:20,266 --> 00:29:21,434
Yes I will.
340
00:29:22,435 --> 00:29:25,021
We can blow up MedSat
with him on it when we leave.
341
00:29:25,688 --> 00:29:27,106
That won't stop you, will it?
342
00:29:28,841 --> 00:29:28,900
No.
343
00:29:30,234 --> 00:29:32,528
Besides, I can't resist the challenge.
344
00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:37,533
It seems clear that you will
be able to rematerialise unless
345
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:40,036
we break you down into subatomic particles.
346
00:29:40,870 --> 00:29:45,207
Our satellite drive is powered by
a plasma beam from the ion furnace.
347
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:49,837
I'm going to redirect that beam
right into your face.
348
00:29:51,255 --> 00:29:53,799
What do you think of my plan, dead man?
349
00:29:55,885 --> 00:29:56,886
Fire away.
350
00:29:58,554 --> 00:30:00,348
Your plan might break up MedSat too.
351
00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:03,517
Not if I'm smart - which of course, I am.
352
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:11,359
I used to believe that the doctor thing
was selfless and noble.
353
00:30:12,068 --> 00:30:15,905
I would say "What would we be,
if we didn't try?".
354
00:30:16,489 --> 00:30:17,573
and actually mean it -
355
00:30:18,491 --> 00:30:22,370
then it just became a line.
Guaranteed panty remover.
356
00:30:22,795 --> 00:30:23,954
It worked on you.
357
00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:26,888
Of course, being a love slave
358
00:30:26,889 --> 00:30:31,087
your panties aren't exactly
glued on, are they?
359
00:30:32,338 --> 00:30:34,965
What I do is not noble,
Zev, far from it.
360
00:30:36,550 --> 00:30:39,303
But I do beautiful work.
Perfect work.
361
00:30:40,513 --> 00:30:42,598
on undeserving losers...
362
00:30:43,432 --> 00:30:44,475
Poor you.
363
00:30:45,726 --> 00:30:47,086
Patients are wallets...
364
00:30:48,187 --> 00:30:55,444
wallets with entrails,
and I reach my hands down into those
greasy guts and stitch them up -
365
00:30:55,945 --> 00:30:59,782
for what? Little dribs and drabs of money.
366
00:31:01,492 --> 00:31:06,414
But not any longer,
because I will have the Lexx.
367
00:31:07,415 --> 00:31:08,874
At least you're honest.
368
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:11,794
Honest, young, gifted and gorgeous!
369
00:31:12,962 --> 00:31:14,213
We don't have to do this, Zev.
370
00:31:15,381 --> 00:31:16,590
Let me have the key.
371
00:31:16,974 --> 00:31:18,050
Never!
372
00:31:22,221 --> 00:31:25,558
Dr. Kazan - I think maybe you
should hold off on the juice
373
00:31:26,183 --> 00:31:27,268
Excuse me?
374
00:31:27,810 --> 00:31:31,939
There's something about her DNA
that's a little - unfamiliar...
375
00:31:32,648 --> 00:31:35,067
She's got the key to the Lexx
buried in it.
376
00:31:35,985 --> 00:31:38,154
Maybe, but that's not what I mean.
377
00:31:38,654 --> 00:31:41,115
I need more time to analyse
her cell structure.
378
00:31:41,207 --> 00:31:42,316
You don't have it.
379
00:31:42,658 --> 00:31:45,161
I'm telling you that there are some
truly abnormal elements.
380
00:31:45,494 --> 00:31:47,204
So figure them out, that's your job.
381
00:32:13,105 --> 00:32:15,399
I'm keeping the key.
382
00:32:16,859 --> 00:32:18,360
We'll see about that.
383
00:32:19,362 --> 00:32:23,491
This will sting a bit -
a lot, actually.
384
00:32:45,229 --> 00:32:46,355
Wake up Tweedle...
385
00:32:46,889 --> 00:32:48,540
wake up!
386
00:32:53,771 --> 00:32:55,648
Guh! Wake up.
387
00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:59,777
Tweedle, wake up -
388
00:33:03,322 --> 00:33:06,075
Yes!
389
00:33:06,909 --> 00:33:08,276
Come on!
390
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:29,873
Vital signs?
391
00:33:30,066 --> 00:33:31,125
20%
392
00:33:32,468 --> 00:33:33,652
18%
393
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:35,888
12%
394
00:33:36,823 --> 00:33:37,848
8%
395
00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:40,117
More.
396
00:33:41,794 --> 00:33:42,995
5%
397
00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:47,458
3%
398
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,361
More.
399
00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:51,670
She'll die!
400
00:33:52,788 --> 00:33:54,874
Die? Maybe...
401
00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:57,918
Obey - certainly.
402
00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:00,012
Give it up Zev.
403
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,583
More.
404
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,578
2%
405
00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:10,522
1%
406
00:34:17,730 --> 00:34:19,365
She's at the point of death.
407
00:34:35,581 --> 00:34:36,999
Well, well - I knew it.
408
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,038
That's right.
409
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,509
that's right...
410
00:34:48,678 --> 00:34:50,763
come to papa...
411
00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:54,850
looking good...
412
00:34:55,101 --> 00:34:55,893
Oh my...
413
00:34:56,435 --> 00:34:57,645
um, doctor?
414
00:34:58,437 --> 00:34:59,313
Not now, Berg.
415
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:01,181
Excuse me, but I insist that -
416
00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:03,275
I said not now, Berg.
417
00:35:05,986 --> 00:35:09,115
I win - again.
418
00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:13,202
Doctor - she's not entirely human.
419
00:35:13,452 --> 00:35:15,037
I can't hear you, Berg.
420
00:35:19,542 --> 00:35:21,002
She's not all human.
421
00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:24,755
Not human? What the hell is she then?
422
00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:26,624
Some kind of reptile.
423
00:35:27,466 --> 00:35:28,909
A reptile?
424
00:36:54,553 --> 00:36:56,088
I saved your captain.
425
00:36:58,399 --> 00:36:59,733
I saved him.
426
00:37:04,647 --> 00:37:06,298
I know where Kai is.
427
00:37:08,150 --> 00:37:10,277
If you kill me now,
you don't know where to find him.
428
00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:15,691
I'm too beautiful to die!
429
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:34,685
Zev!
430
00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:37,179
Zev, where are you, Zev?
431
00:37:38,022 --> 00:37:39,173
It wakes.
432
00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:41,559
Where am I?
433
00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:42,893
MedSat medical terminal.
434
00:37:43,436 --> 00:37:45,938
MedSat? What is this stuff?
435
00:37:46,564 --> 00:37:49,483
The doctors who healed you have taken Zev.
We have to find her!
436
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:00,844
The wrap!
437
00:38:02,755 --> 00:38:04,290
What's the matter with this thing?
438
00:38:04,290 --> 00:38:07,043
Get the wrap off my eyes,
I'm losing control!
439
00:38:08,377 --> 00:38:10,046
We're gonna hit 'em, do something!
440
00:38:34,153 --> 00:38:35,554
Aah! Eat the robot!
441
00:38:37,031 --> 00:38:39,325
Zev! Is it you?
442
00:38:39,959 --> 00:38:41,202
Zev?
443
00:38:41,202 --> 00:38:43,496
I told you that doctor was a quack.
444
00:38:49,210 --> 00:38:50,503
Come on, follow her.
445
00:38:51,003 --> 00:38:52,672
I'm trying.
446
00:38:53,089 --> 00:38:54,440
Try harder.
447
00:38:55,091 --> 00:38:56,842
I hate you.
448
00:38:57,543 --> 00:38:58,936
Come on!
449
00:39:54,191 --> 00:39:57,820
Wow! And that was just a test.
This is definitely going to work.
450
00:39:58,446 --> 00:40:00,331
OK - full power.
451
00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:57,296
Zev! Darling! No! No!!!!!
452
00:41:12,195 --> 00:41:13,929
We have to do something.
453
00:41:14,063 --> 00:41:15,731
I believe we are too late.
454
00:41:16,148 --> 00:41:17,191
No, no...
455
00:41:20,536 --> 00:41:21,770
Goodbye.
456
00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:26,250
Thank you.
457
00:41:31,997 --> 00:41:34,083
I had a good life with you guys.
458
00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:37,837
I did all right for a girl
who grew up in a box
459
00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:40,756
You can't die. You can't...
460
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:44,393
I'll miss you.
461
00:41:51,359 --> 00:41:52,643
Zev...
462
00:41:57,857 --> 00:41:59,399
I love you.
463
00:42:48,115 --> 00:42:50,117
No!
464
00:43:14,609 --> 00:43:15,826
What are you doing?
465
00:43:18,187 --> 00:43:19,763
Bringing Zev home.
466
00:43:45,881 --> 00:43:47,967
Forever, by the Zev, Zev...
467
00:43:51,137 --> 00:43:54,015
Forever by Zev I did lay...
468
00:44:01,105 --> 00:44:03,816
I'm gonna turn the Lexx around.
469
00:44:03,817 --> 00:44:06,527
and I'm gonna blow the MedSat
medical terminal into dust! Hear hear!
470
00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:11,115
That's revenge. Do you think
it is an acceptable motivation?
471
00:44:11,574 --> 00:44:13,242
I don't care.
472
00:44:14,035 --> 00:44:16,120
Those who did this to her are already dead.
473
00:44:17,413 --> 00:44:20,207
Well, that's just gonna take
some of the fun out of it.
474
00:44:20,374 --> 00:44:22,793
Zev died saving us.
475
00:44:24,879 --> 00:44:26,539
It would not be her wish.
476
00:44:31,927 --> 00:44:35,723
Yeah, just like her.
Deny me everything.
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