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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,812 --> 00:00:03,404 You're teaming up with the guys from Ghosted. 2 00:00:03,429 --> 00:00:04,884 I could have died in there! 3 00:00:04,885 --> 00:00:06,601 Aw, somebody need a hug? 4 00:00:06,626 --> 00:00:08,484 Catch all-new episodes Sundays. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,453 And check out our other Fox programs... 6 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:13,092 The Orville, Gotham, and Lucifer. 7 00:00:13,117 --> 00:00:14,460 Remember me? 8 00:00:14,485 --> 00:00:15,859 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:16,885 --> 00:00:18,334 Previously on Ghosted... 10 00:00:18,359 --> 00:00:20,639 One of our finest agents, Mike Checker, disappeared. 11 00:00:20,664 --> 00:00:22,042 If anything happens to me 12 00:00:22,067 --> 00:00:23,914 find Detective Leroy Wright and Dr. Max Jennifer. 13 00:00:24,249 --> 00:00:25,875 Remember the big guy from the power plant? 14 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,000 - Yeah. - He took his own head off, 15 00:00:28,025 --> 00:00:29,632 and he just, like, set it on a table. 16 00:00:31,437 --> 00:00:33,335 Oh, my God. That's my wife. 17 00:00:33,398 --> 00:00:35,523 I have to know, were you abducted? 18 00:00:35,548 --> 00:00:36,917 Do not look for me. 19 00:00:48,219 --> 00:00:51,695 Hey, uh, you mind if we work in here, uh, skateboard-wise? 20 00:00:52,587 --> 00:00:53,640 A little. 21 00:00:53,898 --> 00:00:56,225 We don't usually like to skate with narcs. 22 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:57,467 - Narcs? - Yeah, right. 23 00:00:57,492 --> 00:00:59,875 Please. My man Skeeter here 24 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:02,945 make Tony Hawk look like freaking Tony Stark. 25 00:01:03,218 --> 00:01:05,812 - Boosh. - Yeah, but Tony Stark is awesome. 26 00:01:05,953 --> 00:01:08,593 Never mind. Hey, Gonzo. 27 00:01:08,953 --> 00:01:09,834 'Sup? 28 00:01:09,859 --> 00:01:12,178 I'm gonna show these fools how real it can get. 29 00:01:12,203 --> 00:01:14,664 Oh. Y'all in for a treat. 30 00:01:15,257 --> 00:01:17,726 Set it up. Come on, rip that trick. 31 00:01:17,938 --> 00:01:19,117 Balance, baby. 32 00:01:19,728 --> 00:01:20,812 Right? 33 00:01:24,132 --> 00:01:26,022 - Call that a tail grind. - Dope. 34 00:01:26,047 --> 00:01:27,915 That's already the name of something. 35 00:01:27,948 --> 00:01:31,225 - Oh, is it? - You so smart, let's see you try it. 36 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:32,653 - Yeah. - Come on, come on. 37 00:01:32,686 --> 00:01:34,390 I bet you 50 bucks you can't do it. 38 00:01:34,742 --> 00:01:36,031 50 bucks? Show 'em, Luke. 39 00:01:36,056 --> 00:01:37,320 - Punk him out. - 50 bananas. 40 00:01:37,345 --> 00:01:38,578 Punk you out. 41 00:01:39,671 --> 00:01:40,848 Hey, he's starting to pull it off. 42 00:01:40,882 --> 00:01:42,445 I think I might give it a new name. 43 00:01:42,695 --> 00:01:45,352 - Mors vincit omnia, - Ooh. 44 00:01:45,386 --> 00:01:47,554 acclinis falsis 45 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:50,359 animus mellora rucusat. Porkits... 46 00:01:50,384 --> 00:01:51,485 Perniciem? 47 00:01:51,595 --> 00:01:52,640 Solet... 48 00:01:52,789 --> 00:01:54,117 - Serin... - Keep going, Max! 49 00:01:54,142 --> 00:01:56,612 uh... Felicitus... 50 00:01:56,637 --> 00:01:58,138 Jones... Is that something? 51 00:01:58,163 --> 00:02:00,433 I think that's an actress. The spell was your deal. 52 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,406 I had the sacred ring of salt. 53 00:02:03,396 --> 00:02:05,593 Hey! No! Aah! 54 00:02:09,492 --> 00:02:11,476 Great. Great. 55 00:02:12,293 --> 00:02:13,460 Wait a second. 56 00:02:18,437 --> 00:02:19,625 It's sugar. 57 00:02:19,836 --> 00:02:20,976 Yeah. 58 00:02:21,152 --> 00:02:22,679 I had to cut it a little bit. 59 00:02:22,944 --> 00:02:24,656 Who has that much salt at home? 60 00:02:24,681 --> 00:02:25,804 Oh, boy. 61 00:02:26,503 --> 00:02:29,453 Hey, you guys do know that your friend is a devil, right? 62 00:02:31,197 --> 00:02:33,117 They don't care. They don't care. 63 00:02:33,141 --> 00:02:38,101 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 64 00:02:38,235 --> 00:02:40,338 So, this is the fifth case in a row 65 00:02:40,363 --> 00:02:41,851 that you two have bungled. 66 00:02:42,431 --> 00:02:44,226 How did you screw this one up? 67 00:02:45,218 --> 00:02:46,421 Well, you know, 68 00:02:46,446 --> 00:02:48,281 demons are tough. 69 00:02:48,306 --> 00:02:49,937 Think about it. For thousands of years 70 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,764 their number one enemy... 71 00:02:52,445 --> 00:02:53,468 - God. - God. 72 00:02:53,493 --> 00:02:55,460 The man upstairs. And he's no slouch. 73 00:02:55,485 --> 00:02:57,500 And, you know, he's barely been able to make a dent. 74 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,906 Well, you just have an excuse for everything, don't you? 75 00:02:59,931 --> 00:03:02,601 - Well... - Let's see, last week it was that, uh, 76 00:03:02,626 --> 00:03:05,406 "Swamp cephalopods are too slippery." 77 00:03:05,431 --> 00:03:07,499 - Plus, they smell like fish booty. - Leroy, 78 00:03:07,566 --> 00:03:10,585 have you completely forgotten all of your LAPD training? 79 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:12,359 Criminal behavior's predictable. 80 00:03:12,695 --> 00:03:14,242 If the wife is dead, the husband did it. 81 00:03:14,267 --> 00:03:15,802 Arsonists return to the scene of the crime. 82 00:03:15,827 --> 00:03:18,398 Yeah, and shoplifters steal mostly orange stuff. 83 00:03:18,423 --> 00:03:21,179 Little piece of info from the new Malcolm Gladwell. No biggie. 84 00:03:21,204 --> 00:03:22,523 In this job, the rules are different. 85 00:03:22,548 --> 00:03:24,195 You can kill this thing with silver bullets, 86 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:25,546 but these things over here you got to trap 87 00:03:25,571 --> 00:03:27,562 inside a mirror, make 'em say their name backwards. 88 00:03:27,587 --> 00:03:29,234 I yearn for the simple pleasures 89 00:03:29,259 --> 00:03:31,304 of chasing a crackhead through a farmers' market. 90 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,914 So what you're saying is you're not sure that you're right for this job. 91 00:03:33,939 --> 00:03:36,075 No, no. Hold on. No, I... 92 00:03:36,195 --> 00:03:37,230 I didn't hear that. 93 00:03:37,255 --> 00:03:38,828 I don't... I don't think I did. 94 00:03:38,893 --> 00:03:40,828 Look, we are in a slump, okay? 95 00:03:40,924 --> 00:03:43,437 But, you know, this is where we belong. 96 00:03:43,462 --> 00:03:46,812 I mean, y-your top agent, he asked for us by name, remember? 97 00:03:46,837 --> 00:03:48,343 Yes, I do remember that, Max. 98 00:03:48,405 --> 00:03:52,076 And I would really like to ask Agent Checker why he said that, 99 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:53,536 but you know what, I can't, 100 00:03:53,561 --> 00:03:56,148 because you two haven't found him yet. 101 00:03:56,173 --> 00:03:57,174 That is true. 102 00:03:57,199 --> 00:03:59,445 But we-we have some solid leads. 103 00:03:59,470 --> 00:04:01,872 - Right, Leroy? - I started using his dentist. 104 00:04:01,897 --> 00:04:04,078 - What? - He did such a gentle cleaning. 105 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:06,093 All right, look, you two are benched until you've 106 00:04:06,127 --> 00:04:08,496 gone through a full performance evaluation. 107 00:04:08,521 --> 00:04:09,562 What?! 108 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,801 - Geez, Annie... - That way. 109 00:04:15,351 --> 00:04:18,239 Cryptids... how do we identify them? How do we kill them? 110 00:04:18,272 --> 00:04:20,351 Is it ever all right to make love to them? 111 00:04:21,202 --> 00:04:23,204 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 112 00:04:23,714 --> 00:04:25,615 Okay, you can't be helping him. 113 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:33,632 My knee hurts. 114 00:04:33,657 --> 00:04:35,665 Targets can be identified and tracked 115 00:04:35,690 --> 00:04:37,359 by their unique energy signatures. 116 00:04:37,392 --> 00:04:39,260 Humans, animals, various combinations. 117 00:04:39,293 --> 00:04:41,515 - That a chupacabra? - Very good, Leroy. 118 00:04:42,228 --> 00:04:43,343 Go! 119 00:04:45,835 --> 00:04:47,187 Come on, Max! 120 00:04:47,757 --> 00:04:49,117 I didn't want to get dirty. 121 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:50,314 What's that thing? 122 00:04:50,339 --> 00:04:52,173 Some of the space agencies identify those 123 00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:54,656 as glitches. Some of our satellites are junk. 124 00:04:55,377 --> 00:04:56,679 Come on! Faster! 125 00:04:59,703 --> 00:05:01,048 Yeah! 126 00:05:01,082 --> 00:05:03,017 - We crushed it! - Nailed it to the wall, 127 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:05,002 then nailed the wall to the side of a mountain! 128 00:05:05,027 --> 00:05:05,653 Yeah! 129 00:05:05,687 --> 00:05:07,622 These are the worst test results we've ever seen. 130 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,357 Yeah. You were 50% lower 131 00:05:09,391 --> 00:05:10,593 than the next worst recruit. 132 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,273 - What? - And they were kangaroos. 133 00:05:12,648 --> 00:05:14,817 - Captain LaFrey is not gonna like this. - Yeah. 134 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:17,732 On the flip side, I'm willing to lie and change everything. 135 00:05:17,765 --> 00:05:19,201 I'm very loyal. 136 00:05:19,226 --> 00:05:21,302 I almost went to prison for my cousin. 137 00:05:21,335 --> 00:05:22,570 That's okay. 138 00:05:23,359 --> 00:05:24,406 LaFrey was right. 139 00:05:25,054 --> 00:05:26,374 We're not meant for this job. 140 00:05:26,408 --> 00:05:28,009 - Wha... - I'm gonna go in there, thank her 141 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:30,406 for the opportunity, and then have myself a "me day." 142 00:05:31,132 --> 00:05:32,680 Probably go to the Turkish bath, 143 00:05:32,714 --> 00:05:34,682 - get my plotz on. - Wha... Hold on. 144 00:05:34,716 --> 00:05:37,203 Before anyone starts... plotzing, 145 00:05:37,228 --> 00:05:40,170 - we need to talk about this. - Max. It's over. 146 00:05:40,195 --> 00:05:41,437 Okay, partner meeting. 147 00:05:41,462 --> 00:05:43,656 I'm calling an emergency partner meeting right now. 148 00:05:43,681 --> 00:05:44,815 Let's go. Come on. 149 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:50,507 Leroy, listen, you can't tell me you're gonna let some evaluation 150 00:05:50,648 --> 00:05:52,781 tell us if we're supposed to be here or not. 151 00:05:52,806 --> 00:05:54,575 Man, those are just numbers. 152 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,380 This is our destiny. 153 00:05:56,405 --> 00:05:58,750 I don't believe in destiny. Numbers, on the other hand, 154 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,750 are the basis of everything I believe in: 155 00:06:00,916 --> 00:06:02,507 money, bingo, 156 00:06:02,532 --> 00:06:03,899 and winning money at bingo. 157 00:06:04,303 --> 00:06:05,320 I'm dope at bingo. 158 00:06:05,345 --> 00:06:06,664 Aren't you the least bit curious 159 00:06:06,689 --> 00:06:08,695 as to why Checker chose us in the first place? 160 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,390 Maybe he faked his abduction to avoid paying off a debt. 161 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:14,312 Maybe he's on Pitbull's yacht in St. Barts 162 00:06:14,337 --> 00:06:15,972 - laughing at us. - Oh, my God. 163 00:06:15,997 --> 00:06:18,125 Y-You sound... you sound crazy. Do you know that? 164 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:19,476 - You're crazy. - Oh-ho-ho-ho! 165 00:06:19,501 --> 00:06:21,636 Okay, so I'm the crazy one now. 166 00:06:21,722 --> 00:06:23,625 All right, well, you know what I'm not gonna do? 167 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:26,078 I'm not gonna stay somewhere I don't belong 168 00:06:26,103 --> 00:06:28,281 just because I feel like I'm some kind of special, 169 00:06:28,306 --> 00:06:30,703 - magical, chosen person. - Oh, that's great. 170 00:06:30,728 --> 00:06:32,875 That's great, Leroy. Why don't you just go back, then? 171 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:34,296 Go back to the "regular world," 172 00:06:34,321 --> 00:06:35,968 where everything you can't understand 173 00:06:35,993 --> 00:06:37,875 is just waved off as some sort of hoax 174 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,750 or hallucination or glitch. 175 00:06:42,742 --> 00:06:43,742 Leroy! 176 00:06:43,767 --> 00:06:45,560 Okay, so the night Checker was abducted, 177 00:06:45,594 --> 00:06:47,046 we saw that big bald guy 178 00:06:47,071 --> 00:06:49,562 just ejecting all of this energy up into the ship. 179 00:06:49,587 --> 00:06:51,054 Right? Well, I think that 180 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:53,273 that energy is the alien species, 181 00:06:53,298 --> 00:06:54,945 and they were using the bald guy 182 00:06:54,970 --> 00:06:56,438 and whoever else as hosts. 183 00:06:56,438 --> 00:06:58,975 Okay, so you think Checker is walking around 184 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,576 with an alien inside him somewhere. 185 00:07:00,609 --> 00:07:02,410 He hasn't shown up on any of our surveillance. 186 00:07:02,687 --> 00:07:04,553 Well, yeah, because anyone walking around 187 00:07:04,578 --> 00:07:06,347 with that kind of energy inside them 188 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:08,453 isn't gonna show up as human on any of our sensors. 189 00:07:08,478 --> 00:07:10,492 - It would read as a glitch. - Exactly. 190 00:07:10,921 --> 00:07:13,039 - That's from six months ago. - Come on, Max, 191 00:07:13,064 --> 00:07:15,750 it's an interesting theory, but this all seems random. 192 00:07:16,528 --> 00:07:17,875 Okay. 193 00:07:18,513 --> 00:07:19,789 Does that seem random? 194 00:07:20,348 --> 00:07:21,804 That's from last night. 195 00:07:22,133 --> 00:07:24,368 Zoom into that cluster and put up the satellite view. 196 00:07:26,661 --> 00:07:27,859 Recognize him? 197 00:07:28,347 --> 00:07:29,982 Oh, my God. 198 00:07:30,007 --> 00:07:32,437 That's the guy from the fro-yo place. 199 00:07:32,462 --> 00:07:35,929 What? No. That's Checker. 200 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:37,882 - No. - Yeah. 201 00:07:38,063 --> 00:07:40,131 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 202 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:44,007 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... 203 00:07:48,529 --> 00:07:49,765 What the hell's going on? 204 00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:51,270 - Oh, hey. Hey. - Hi. Hey. 205 00:07:51,295 --> 00:07:53,148 I was just looking for my contact lens. 206 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:57,023 - There it is. Right there. - Oh. Thanks, Leroy. 207 00:07:57,048 --> 00:07:59,125 Leroy, I thought you were done with the Bureau. 208 00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:01,492 - Something came up. - We had to look for my contact lens. 209 00:08:01,517 --> 00:08:02,609 - Yeah. - So I was like, 210 00:08:02,634 --> 00:08:04,234 "Hey, man, will you help me out?" 211 00:08:04,289 --> 00:08:05,679 I was like, "Yeah, I'll help you..." 212 00:08:05,704 --> 00:08:07,468 Okay, just stop. Tell me what's going on. 213 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:20,333 Oh, my God, it's... 214 00:08:20,358 --> 00:08:21,445 Shh... 215 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,640 I'm so excited, I could dance. I could dance so hard. 216 00:08:24,665 --> 00:08:26,533 But I'm a professional. Please, carry on. 217 00:08:26,558 --> 00:08:28,242 - Okay... - No one can know about this. 218 00:08:28,267 --> 00:08:30,234 Well, you know I have to tell Captain LaFrey. 219 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,625 Annie, listen, all we need is 220 00:08:32,718 --> 00:08:34,460 five hours to follow this lead, 221 00:08:34,485 --> 00:08:36,335 and if we come back empty-handed, 222 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,132 then we'll personally deliver this 223 00:08:38,157 --> 00:08:41,007 and our test scores to LaFrey and accept our fate. 224 00:08:41,235 --> 00:08:42,502 We need this. 225 00:08:45,510 --> 00:08:46,778 Five hours. 226 00:08:46,803 --> 00:08:48,515 - You're the best. - Thank you. 227 00:08:54,656 --> 00:08:56,554 We're finally here. We are finally 228 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:58,380 on our way to finding Checker. 229 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:01,375 We're finally gonna... I don't know, get some answers. 230 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:02,937 - We might find Checker. - Well... 231 00:09:03,218 --> 00:09:05,500 And even if we do and your theory is correct, 232 00:09:05,525 --> 00:09:07,394 that could be much, much worse. 233 00:09:07,419 --> 00:09:10,023 Dude was a badass before he had alien strength. 234 00:09:10,578 --> 00:09:12,812 Alien strength? What... What's that? 235 00:09:12,837 --> 00:09:14,234 How do we know he's even strong? 236 00:09:14,285 --> 00:09:15,734 What, you think aliens are weak? 237 00:09:15,851 --> 00:09:17,405 How do we know they're not weak? I mean, see, 238 00:09:17,430 --> 00:09:19,507 - that's what I'm saying, we don't know. - Dude, we saw an alien. 239 00:09:19,532 --> 00:09:20,968 He punched through the wall, remember? 240 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,294 Well, he was a really big guy, 241 00:09:22,319 --> 00:09:24,221 and that was a very old wall, Leroy. 242 00:09:24,246 --> 00:09:25,718 I mean, you know, we don't know these things. 243 00:09:25,743 --> 00:09:27,398 - Really? - Yeah, really. 244 00:09:27,423 --> 00:09:29,993 Listen, we can handle whatever's thrown at us. 245 00:09:30,328 --> 00:09:33,500 You're a badass, Leroy. I'm a badass. 246 00:09:33,601 --> 00:09:35,804 We're badasses. Okay? 247 00:09:35,929 --> 00:09:37,414 Look, I don't know if you know this, 248 00:09:37,439 --> 00:09:39,809 but around the office, our nickname, 249 00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:42,828 as a duo: The Badass Brothers. 250 00:09:42,853 --> 00:09:46,507 Aren't you more a badass by association? BABA. 251 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,867 Look, there is no possible way we're gonna get our jobs back 252 00:09:49,892 --> 00:09:51,994 unless we do something right. 253 00:09:52,152 --> 00:09:55,437 Max, once this is over, I'm done with the Bureau. 254 00:09:55,531 --> 00:09:57,318 - No, n-n-n-no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 255 00:09:57,351 --> 00:09:59,720 No, n-n-n-no. Leroy, you cannot say that. 256 00:09:59,753 --> 00:10:03,093 You cannot tell me you are done with this place. Okay? 257 00:10:03,159 --> 00:10:06,562 If we do find Checker, will you at least be willing to admit 258 00:10:06,691 --> 00:10:10,859 that maybe, just maybe, this was meant to be? 259 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:12,953 That we were meant to be. 260 00:10:13,386 --> 00:10:15,468 Right now, I'm just focusing on finding the guy 261 00:10:15,493 --> 00:10:16,794 that got me into this. 262 00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:18,679 Think that was a yes. 263 00:10:20,822 --> 00:10:24,392 Huh. I guess there's not much going on out here, huh? 264 00:10:24,659 --> 00:10:26,976 Leave it there. Leave it there. I kind of dig it, actually. 265 00:10:27,581 --> 00:10:29,716 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too. Yeah. 266 00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,335 Yeah, this is good stuff. 267 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:39,593 So, you think all of these people were abducted 268 00:10:39,618 --> 00:10:41,359 and have aliens inside of them? 269 00:10:42,354 --> 00:10:43,679 Yes, I do. 270 00:10:45,389 --> 00:10:47,925 Wish I could tell you what the hell they were doing, though. 271 00:10:48,311 --> 00:10:52,414 Man... I mean, that dude just looks like someone's dad. 272 00:10:52,726 --> 00:10:53,890 Yeah, totally. 273 00:10:54,397 --> 00:10:56,967 "This, uh, 401K 274 00:10:56,992 --> 00:10:58,414 "really chaps my hide. 275 00:10:58,439 --> 00:11:00,141 "Someone get me my cholesterol medicine, 276 00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:01,834 please. Mm-hmm." 277 00:11:01,908 --> 00:11:04,359 Here. Ooh, ooh, let me see, let me see. 278 00:11:04,755 --> 00:11:07,843 Oh, check her out. "Oh, oh, my kittens. 279 00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:09,218 "Where are my kittens? 280 00:11:09,243 --> 00:11:10,844 I don't know what to do with my kittens..." 281 00:11:10,869 --> 00:11:12,570 She has so many kittens. It's crazy. 282 00:11:12,824 --> 00:11:13,875 We shouldn't be doing this. 283 00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,234 These people are going through a horrible ordeal. 284 00:11:15,824 --> 00:11:17,760 You're probably right abo... 285 00:11:28,745 --> 00:11:30,613 - Whoa. - Whoa. 286 00:11:43,115 --> 00:11:44,450 - Hello, boys. - Whoa! 287 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,410 No. 288 00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:49,567 Don't move. 289 00:11:50,091 --> 00:11:51,434 You guys shouldn't have come. 290 00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:53,762 How you doing? 291 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,793 I can't believe it's him. What do we do? 292 00:11:56,557 --> 00:11:58,694 Grab the handcuffs out of my back left pocket. 293 00:11:58,899 --> 00:11:59,988 Okay. 294 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,793 - Back left pants pocket! - Okay. 295 00:12:03,443 --> 00:12:04,832 How high do you wear your pants? 296 00:12:07,998 --> 00:12:10,293 I don't... I don't know how to use handcuffs, I... 297 00:12:10,746 --> 00:12:12,135 Well, I can't do the cuffs and the gun. 298 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,192 You do it. You do it. 299 00:12:13,217 --> 00:12:14,860 I can't do the cuffs and the gun... I got the gun. 300 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,254 I can't... I don't... Okay. Okay. 301 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,949 Don't move, or I swear... 302 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,918 I'll go get the gun! 303 00:12:37,943 --> 00:12:39,340 Don't announce it. 304 00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:53,231 Shwaaa! 305 00:12:57,057 --> 00:12:59,026 Oh, my God, Leroy, you kicked his head off. 306 00:12:59,575 --> 00:13:01,762 I didn't know you could kick shwaa. 307 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,067 Grab the head, let's go. 308 00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,577 Go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 309 00:13:12,477 --> 00:13:14,895 - Damn! - Oh. Gun it! 310 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,551 Gun-Gun it! Gun it! 311 00:13:20,357 --> 00:13:21,613 - Do it again. - What? 312 00:13:21,638 --> 00:13:23,173 Reverse it. Back over the body. 313 00:13:23,198 --> 00:13:24,473 You have to make sure it's dead! 314 00:13:26,295 --> 00:13:27,527 Ah... 315 00:13:29,745 --> 00:13:30,863 Cool? 316 00:13:31,607 --> 00:13:33,709 Maybe just once more for good measure? 317 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,090 Man, I think I messed up the suspension. 318 00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:43,832 Aah. Ugh! 319 00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:48,981 I cannot believed you armed those idiots. 320 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,574 Where the hell have you two been, huh? 321 00:13:51,746 --> 00:13:53,402 Do you have any idea what kind of trouble you are in? 322 00:13:53,427 --> 00:13:54,761 We found Checker. 323 00:13:56,228 --> 00:13:57,229 Surprise. 324 00:14:02,418 --> 00:14:05,363 So, it seems they're using human being as hosts. 325 00:14:05,395 --> 00:14:07,082 There were eight just like him. 326 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,793 Just one... One sec, one sec, uh... 327 00:14:09,387 --> 00:14:10,660 Hey, that's my banana. 328 00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:12,504 - There we go. - Okay. 329 00:14:12,529 --> 00:14:15,863 So this device should temporarily neutralize 330 00:14:16,009 --> 00:14:17,543 the aliens' energy 331 00:14:17,661 --> 00:14:20,432 and allow our old pal Checker's winning personality 332 00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:21,606 to shine through. 333 00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:24,020 Or it will just melt his brain, 334 00:14:24,045 --> 00:14:25,762 and goo will just come out of his ears. Okay? 335 00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:27,027 Ready. One, 336 00:14:27,481 --> 00:14:29,621 two, three. 337 00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:39,794 Agent Checker? 338 00:14:39,908 --> 00:14:41,130 What? What? 339 00:14:41,318 --> 00:14:42,575 Where the-where the hell am I? 340 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,966 Agent Checker, calm down, okay? 341 00:14:43,991 --> 00:14:45,060 It's Captain LaFrey. 342 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,853 - Who? - Captain LaFrey. 343 00:14:46,878 --> 00:14:48,271 - Captain LaFrey? - Yeah. 344 00:14:48,599 --> 00:14:51,404 We have reason to believe that you were abducted 345 00:14:51,429 --> 00:14:53,294 by some form of extraterrestrial. 346 00:14:53,319 --> 00:14:54,357 What? 347 00:14:54,575 --> 00:14:55,849 W-Where the hell is my body? 348 00:14:55,882 --> 00:14:57,521 Is it... is it okay? 349 00:14:57,546 --> 00:14:59,677 Of course it's okay. His body's okay, right? 350 00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:01,997 Um... Yeah. 351 00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:04,427 Yeah, it's terrific. Congrats. 352 00:15:04,619 --> 00:15:07,325 Hi, Agent Checker, I'm Max Jennifer. 353 00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:09,285 We have a lot of questions for you. 354 00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:10,443 Wait a minute. 355 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,552 Professor Jennifer. 356 00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:14,904 Detective Wright. 357 00:15:15,254 --> 00:15:16,388 You guys found me. 358 00:15:16,606 --> 00:15:17,661 This is good. 359 00:15:17,799 --> 00:15:19,638 This is very good. 360 00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:21,185 Okay, why is that good? 361 00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,179 And w-why did you want us? 362 00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:26,371 It looks like I don't have much time, 363 00:15:26,396 --> 00:15:27,638 so I'll get started. 364 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,691 Before my abduction, I uploaded the evidence 365 00:15:29,716 --> 00:15:31,771 that I discovered of these alien beings 366 00:15:32,205 --> 00:15:34,349 in my own private, encrypted server. 367 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,833 I call this alien race the Illuminescents. 368 00:15:36,858 --> 00:15:39,529 They possess the ability to travel through the multiverse. 369 00:15:39,554 --> 00:15:42,068 In parallel universes, they already conquered many versions 370 00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:44,232 - of Earth similar to ours. - Similar to ours? 371 00:15:44,257 --> 00:15:46,700 And as you can see, some haven't fared so well. 372 00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:50,029 Now, I don't know what their endgame is, but the aliens 373 00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:51,997 possess our bodies, our minds, 374 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,814 they use up our resources, 375 00:15:54,529 --> 00:15:57,396 leave the Earth in a state of total destruction. 376 00:15:57,421 --> 00:16:00,021 Okay, but, again, why us? I mean, 377 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,323 - what do we have to do with this? - Well, in every reality 378 00:16:02,348 --> 00:16:04,005 where the aliens invaded Earth, 379 00:16:04,474 --> 00:16:06,318 you two came the closest to stopping them. 380 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,634 Us? Me and him? 381 00:16:08,925 --> 00:16:10,627 Max Jennifer and Leroy Wright? 382 00:16:10,652 --> 00:16:12,987 - A mall cop and a bookstore clerk? - Okay. 383 00:16:13,012 --> 00:16:15,514 In one reality, you're a lawyer, you're a truck driver. 384 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,052 Another, you two run a successful 385 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,224 doggie daycare business together. That's not the point. 386 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,434 What matters is that every single time, 387 00:16:21,468 --> 00:16:24,075 you two always come the closest to stopping them. 388 00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:26,216 The "closest to stopping them"? 389 00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,302 Like, we almost save the world, 390 00:16:28,327 --> 00:16:29,982 but everyone dies anyway? 391 00:16:30,007 --> 00:16:32,224 What do the other us-es do wrong? 392 00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:34,605 W-What... Should we start working out? 393 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:35,707 Take karate lessons? 394 00:16:35,732 --> 00:16:36,850 Hot yoga? 395 00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:38,075 W-What, like, can you tell us 396 00:16:38,108 --> 00:16:39,276 something that'll help us? 397 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,427 S... S-Stop... 398 00:16:41,714 --> 00:16:42,880 Claire... 399 00:16:43,364 --> 00:16:44,552 Jennifer. 400 00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:47,216 M-My wife? Wait, wha... 401 00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:48,529 What are you talking about? 402 00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:53,366 Your world is ours. 403 00:16:53,399 --> 00:16:55,450 - Prepare to die. - Whoa! 404 00:16:55,593 --> 00:16:58,083 - Do something! - Hey, hey, give me the, uh, Taser. 405 00:16:58,108 --> 00:16:59,013 This thing is going to explode. 406 00:16:59,038 --> 00:16:59,982 - Max! - Okay. 407 00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:01,175 Annie, do something with this! 408 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,618 - What? - Annie, you're up. 409 00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:03,769 Come on, get going! 410 00:17:03,794 --> 00:17:05,568 Uh, we can create an EMP cannon, 411 00:17:05,593 --> 00:17:07,862 and it should decimate the head's charge. 412 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,935 - It's gonna blow. - Give me the damn gun! 413 00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:13,168 Good night, sweet prince. 414 00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:26,818 He was a true hero, and will be missed. 415 00:17:29,457 --> 00:17:31,043 Seems like a cool guy. 416 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,154 He had a cool accent. 417 00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:36,014 I felt like, if he had a body, 418 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:38,176 I-I would've wanted to hug him. 419 00:17:38,338 --> 00:17:39,786 He had cool jackets. 420 00:17:40,069 --> 00:17:43,200 That's-that's a... enviable... 421 00:17:43,388 --> 00:17:44,747 - ..attribute. - Shut up. 422 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:46,927 You disobeyed my orders, 423 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,708 you brought a hostile entity into this bureau 424 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,325 and you were involved 425 00:17:51,368 --> 00:17:53,599 in the death of a beloved agent. 426 00:17:53,911 --> 00:17:56,513 Oh, and I'm gonna get rid of my Far Side calendar and have one 427 00:17:56,538 --> 00:17:58,139 made of these: your test scores, 428 00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,927 because that's how funny they are. 429 00:18:00,168 --> 00:18:01,637 Who cares about test scores? 430 00:18:01,858 --> 00:18:03,904 We just found out we are the chosen ones. 431 00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:05,972 Yeah, but what if we're not? 432 00:18:07,934 --> 00:18:09,333 I mean, we probably aren't. 433 00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:13,474 I mean, these things, they have been coming 434 00:18:13,499 --> 00:18:15,146 and destroying our planet 435 00:18:15,171 --> 00:18:18,443 over and over again for who knows how long? 436 00:18:19,005 --> 00:18:22,029 With power beyond our comprehension, Leroy. 437 00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:23,450 I don't think you get it. 438 00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:25,497 It's over. 439 00:18:26,294 --> 00:18:29,495 Do you know what the odds are that we're the Max and Leroy 440 00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:31,372 that are finally gonna stop them? I do. 441 00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:33,021 Okay? Look. 442 00:18:37,488 --> 00:18:39,357 24%? That's not bad, actually. 443 00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:43,521 Oh, sorry, that's the APR on this credit card. 444 00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:46,740 - There you go. - Point zero, zero, zero, zer... 445 00:18:46,765 --> 00:18:49,302 You know what, Max? I don't care about that. 446 00:18:49,555 --> 00:18:50,825 Here's what I get: 447 00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:54,115 it's not about the odds, it's about faith. 448 00:18:54,492 --> 00:18:57,786 You're the one that taught me to believe in the unbelievable. 449 00:18:57,914 --> 00:18:59,724 And right now, I'm choosing to believe 450 00:18:59,749 --> 00:19:01,618 in the most unbelievable thing of all, 451 00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:03,365 and that's you and I 452 00:19:03,945 --> 00:19:06,404 may be humanity's best hope. 453 00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:09,279 I hate to admit it, Max, but I think he's right. 454 00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:11,169 So what's it gonna be, Max? 455 00:19:12,345 --> 00:19:14,513 You gonna go back to your job at the bookstore? 456 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,083 Quietly wait for the apocalypse, 457 00:19:17,528 --> 00:19:20,364 while racking up high interest rate credit card debt? 458 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:24,466 Or are you and I gonna show Agent Checker 459 00:19:24,735 --> 00:19:26,544 his sacrifice meant something? 460 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,365 Well... 461 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:33,025 Bookstore's closed anyway. 462 00:19:33,059 --> 00:19:34,232 I mean, print's dead. 463 00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:38,700 My man. 464 00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:43,599 All right, you two chosen ones. 465 00:19:45,097 --> 00:19:46,599 Go home and get some rest. 466 00:19:46,966 --> 00:19:48,668 You're back in the field tomorrow. 467 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:49,997 Yes, ma'am. 468 00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:56,396 Query: 469 00:19:57,817 --> 00:20:00,052 are you guys still officially married? 470 00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:01,365 We are. 471 00:20:02,991 --> 00:20:04,115 Okay. 472 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,833 I don't want to overstep my bounds here, 473 00:20:07,197 --> 00:20:09,866 but you might want to consider filing for divorce, 474 00:20:10,263 --> 00:20:12,341 on the grounds that your wife may be part of a plot 475 00:20:12,366 --> 00:20:14,368 to end humankind as we know it. 476 00:20:14,573 --> 00:20:16,036 Yeah, that's a pretty good call. 477 00:20:16,888 --> 00:20:17,990 Oh, uh, hey, 478 00:20:18,663 --> 00:20:20,958 what do you think of the name "the Illuminescents"? 479 00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:22,724 - For the aliens? - Yeah. 480 00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:24,575 - No disrespect to Checker, but... - Right. 481 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,216 Sounds like opening band at a prog rock festival. 482 00:20:27,285 --> 00:20:28,997 - Yeah. - You know? I'd just go with... 483 00:20:29,164 --> 00:20:30,622 - Zappers. - Zappers. 484 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,443 Yeah. Yeah, that's... no, that's cool. Yeah. 485 00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:34,646 I-I mean, I was just... off the top of my head, 486 00:20:34,671 --> 00:20:35,966 I was thinking, the Energons? 487 00:20:35,991 --> 00:20:38,161 You want it to be defeatable. You want it to sound like... 488 00:20:38,824 --> 00:20:41,115 Y-You could tell people, "Hey, the Zappers are coming. 489 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,341 - We got this." - Which I'm not sure we want? 490 00:20:43,366 --> 00:20:45,325 Just because, do we want to c-cushion the blow, 491 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:46,952 or do we want people to be careful, or... 492 00:20:46,977 --> 00:20:48,380 I mean, it just depends on what you want. 493 00:20:48,405 --> 00:20:50,575 Energons is like, "Oh, uh, oh, my God, uh... 494 00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:52,706 It's... We're doomed." Everybody's gonna go crazy. 495 00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:54,786 We need it to not be chaos. 496 00:20:54,993 --> 00:20:56,950 Okay. I mean, I think "the Energons" 497 00:20:56,975 --> 00:20:58,888 puts the appropriate amount of fear... 498 00:20:59,328 --> 00:21:00,763 Oh, Max. 499 00:21:01,186 --> 00:21:02,763 What's going to happen to us? 500 00:21:04,052 --> 00:21:05,146 Good night. 501 00:21:05,171 --> 00:21:06,450 Good night, Max. 502 00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:12,294 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 36514

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