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Careful!
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You only get one shot
at this, Peralta.
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Don't worry.
I know what I'm doing.
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I saw the first 15 minutes
of The Hurt Locker.
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Hurry!
The stench is too much.
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We gotta get
those shoes outta here.
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How much time
do we have?
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Scully ate his pot pie
30 minutes ago,
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so we probably got 10 minutes
left on this nap.
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12 if he's turkey tired.
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All right, come to papa.
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[Groans] It's trapped.
Abort mission.
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I have an idea...
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[Suspenseful music]
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♪
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Let's send these shoes
to hell.
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Oh, wait.
[Coughs]
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Yeah, just smells
worse than before.
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Oh...
Ugh! Abort!
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♪
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Whoa! Why are you here
before me?
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Am I asleep?
Is this a dream?
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I am early because
Jimmy Brogan is here today.
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Why do you care so much
about some old reporter?
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Some old reporter?
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Is the sky just some
big blue hat
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that the world wears?
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No. And no one has ever
thought that.
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My point exactly.
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Jimmy Brogan
wrote The Squad
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about badass New York cops
in the '70s.
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It's the best book
I've ever read,
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and I've read 15 books.
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50 books is not a lot.
Wait...
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You said 15?
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The Squad
is what made me decide
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to become a Detective.
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And it was my first
book report.
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"The detectives wiped
the mobsters' blood
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off their boots
and found the scag."
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Scag is heroin,
and the book says it's so good,
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you can never stop doing it!
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See me after class,
Jacob.
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Fun side note...
I late lost my virginity
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to Mrs. Stratton's
daughter.
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It was... very fast.
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Nice.
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Mr. Brogan, these are
detectives Santiago
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and Peralta.
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Mr. Brogan, I am a huge fan
of your book.
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Would you mind
signing my copy?
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I'd love to.
It's always nice to meet a fan.
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You can just make it out
to "death wish."
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That's what everyone
calls me,
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'cause I'm always
first through the door.
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You go through doors normally,
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and everyone calls you
pineapples.
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My grandma calls me
pineapples,
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and I regret
telling you that.
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Those New York cops
from the '70s you wrote about
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were my idols... I mean,
Gaminsky, Cavanaugh, Quigg.
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Those guys
were the real deal.
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I once saw Gaminsky
choke a hippy to death
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with his own ponytail.
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Illegal.
Love that.
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Mr. Brogan
is writing an article
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about how Brooklyn
detectives have changed
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in the 35 years
since The Squad.
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He'll be observing
the two of you
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on your Internet
identity theft case.
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I hope Mr. Brogan's presence
doesn't prove to be
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a distraction to you,
Peralta.
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Distracted? Me?
No, sir.
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Evil would love that.
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But I'm not giving evil
the satisfaction.
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Not today.
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Where's the can?
I gotta unload.
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"Unload."
Great choice of words.
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It'd be an honor
to show you, sir.
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All right.
Everyone's here.
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Today we're gonna work on
our courtroom demeanor.
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Pass.
This seminar
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is not optional, Diaz.
You're testifying
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in an aggravated assault case
tomorrow.
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The D.A. is worried
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about how you present yourself
on the stand.
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Why?
I'm fine on the stand.
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Look, I'll make this
real simple
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so even these dum-dums
can understand.
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Man did crime.
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I'm sorry... can you
make her stop doing
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that weird thing
with her face?
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Crying?
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And when this is over,
I'm gonna find you,
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and I'm gonna break
those little fingers.
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[Taps gavel]
Ms. Diaz.
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Please stop threatening
the stenographer!
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This is an important case.
You need to do well.
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Fine. I'll take
your dumbass seminar.
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That's the spirit!
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Someone has placed
tiny scanners inside ATMs
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to steal card numbers
and pins
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which they sell
on the Internet.
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Oh, good God, why do you
smell like an ashtray?
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Oh, sorry, mom.
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It's the only way I can cope
with the stress of the job.
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[Groaning]
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Pffft!
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Anyway...
We're running an algorithm
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to comb through
the transactions
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looking for a pattern
which will lead us
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to the perp's IP address.
Got it.
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"Boring mumbo jumbo."
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Well, you could think
of the algorithm
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as a boot
and the IP address
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as some poor slob's skull.
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[Smack]
You know?
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We used to call guys
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who bragged about
sitting around all day
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hair bags.
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[Chuckling]
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Except for
Detective Finaldi.
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No, he had to sit
around all day.
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A mafia thug pried
both his kneecaps off
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with a crowbar.
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[Whispers]
Gah... so lucky.
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This kind of data-driven
police work
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has reduced crime
by over 70%.
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I know hair bag work
when I see it.
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Do me a favor... wake me
when your shift is over.
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No way.
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That is amazing!
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All you need
is for a jury to like you.
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If they like you, they'll trust you.
Fine.
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How do I get these morons
to like me?
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Don't call them morons.
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Good instinct!
Okay.
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Sit up straight, all right?
Be aware of your hands, okay?
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And don't be afraid
to smile.
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And if you need to buy time,
you can always just say,
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"to be perfectly candid..."
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To be perfectly candid...
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I like that.
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(Terry) And always make
good eye contact.
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But don't stare at people.
Yeah.
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You gotta blink.
But don't blink too much.
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Or too fast.
I think the bigger worry is slow blinks.
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Don't blink too fast or too
slow or too much or too little.
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I know how to blink.
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Quick question, sir.
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You know how we've been
trading favors back and forth
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and it's your turn
to give me one?
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None of that is true.
Yeah, I know.
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Please, can I jump onto
a sweet mob-related homicide?
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There are no sweet
mob-related homicides
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on which to jump.
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Boom!
There's one at the seven-three.
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Maybe I should
roll over there, help out.
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Brogan can tag along,
maybe write some stuff down.
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Why do you idolize that man
and the time he wrote about?
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Because the '70s
were amazing.
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I mean, everyone had
thick, juicy moustaches
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and all the clothes
were orange and flammable.
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The '70s were not
a good time for the city
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or for the department...
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Corruption, brutality,
sexism.
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Diaz and Santiago never
would have made Detective,
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and an openly gay man
like me...
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I never would have been
given a command.
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There were very few
black detectives.
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Did I ever tell you what my
first day on the job was like?
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[Background chatter]
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Hello. I'm Raymond Holt.
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Are you... here
to turn yourself in?
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Ah, yeah,
that's really messed up.
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But the guys that Brogan
wrote about...
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They were great detectives.
I mean, they were legit.
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Some of them were legit.
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Some of them were just
Brogan's drinking buddies.
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Sir, that is
a brilliant idea.
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It wasn't an idea.
It was a scathing indictment
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of your personal hero.
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Eh, six of one.
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This is the best!
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Drinking with Jimmy Brogan.
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So tell me more
about Quigg.
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Could he really light
a matchstick on his face?
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One time during a drug bust,
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he had one of his fingers
shot off.
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He didn't even flinch.
He just picked it up
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and used it to flip off
every puerto rican in the place.
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And that's my cue.
It's late.
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Are you kidding?
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The old guard
drank till dawn,
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ate some coffee grounds,
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then started the whole day
all over again.
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Pfft!
I eat coffee grounds.
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Sure you do, pineapples.
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How about
another round?
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Are you kidding me?
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I wanna hang with you
till one of us dies.
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Look, I'm tired
of talking.
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Why don't you tell me
some of your stories?
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Great. 'Cause I got
some stories
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that'll make Training Day
look like Super Troopers.
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Eh, it's not... bartender.
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Two scotches.
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No, no, he meant two bottles.
What?
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I mean... yeah!
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Aaaalll... right!
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[Laughs]
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(Perp)
You'll never get me!
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You'll never get me!
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We already
got you, idiot.
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Look who's here.
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How was your night
of old-school drinking, hmm?
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Pretty hung over?
Shh!
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Turn off
your mouth siren.
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Here are the texts
I got from you last night.
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"Best night ever."
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"Why scotch burn so good?"
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"Whaz his name in Serpico?"
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"Who's the friend of yours
with the ping-pong?"
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And lastly,
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a picture of you
on the subway platform
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eating Chinese chicken salad
with no shirt on.
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[Laughs]
Well, last night was awesome.
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We had an epic night of bonding
that I will never forget.
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[Slurring] Do it!
I believe in you.
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Throw it!
I believe in you.
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Man, I wonder
if Brogan's okay.
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He's 65 and drank
two bottles of scotch.
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He might be dead.
He looks fine to me.
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Morning, kid!
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Ooh!
How ya doing?
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Uh... hey...
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So good.
I feel great.
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And I definitely don't think
it's burning hot in here.
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Well, I'm around.
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Grab me if anything
develops in your case.
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[Laughs/wheezes]
You got it.
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That hurt so bad.
Let me know when he's gone
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so I can slide
onto the nice, cool floor.
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He's gone.
Great.
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Mmm...
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Oh... my whole body
has dry mouth.
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Why are we meeting
in the ladies' room?
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It's the perfect place
for our second lesson...
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Courthouse wardrobe.
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What's wrong
with the way I dress?
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You know, some people might
say that all the black leather
253
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,488
kind of makes you looks like
an evil villain.
254
00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,990
Not me.
255
00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:20,697
I think you look like
a sexy motorcycle.
256
00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:22,365
Boyle, pull it together.
257
00:09:22,366 --> 00:09:23,500
Yeah.
258
00:09:23,534 --> 00:09:25,336
We need to
soften up your look.
259
00:09:25,370 --> 00:09:28,271
My wife and Charles's mom
donated some clothes.
260
00:09:28,272 --> 00:09:31,545
Your wife and Boyle's mom
are both blind?
261
00:09:34,150 --> 00:09:35,617
I look like arsenio.
262
00:09:35,652 --> 00:09:38,019
So it's... perfect?
263
00:09:39,719 --> 00:09:41,318
That's actually
my wedding suit.
264
00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:42,587
No.
265
00:09:42,621 --> 00:09:44,222
Yes.
266
00:09:44,223 --> 00:09:45,491
No.
No.
267
00:09:47,693 --> 00:09:50,596
That's great.
Perfect!
268
00:09:50,630 --> 00:09:51,831
You look beautiful... ly...
269
00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:53,833
Appropriate for court.
270
00:09:53,867 --> 00:09:54,967
♪ A new sensation
271
00:09:54,968 --> 00:09:56,434
[groaning]
Ohh...
272
00:09:56,468 --> 00:09:57,601
Scully.
273
00:09:57,635 --> 00:09:59,702
Hey, Jake.
You've been alive forever.
274
00:09:59,736 --> 00:10:01,371
How'd you used to cure
hangovers?
275
00:10:01,406 --> 00:10:04,042
Oh, I didn't drink.
I was, however,
276
00:10:04,043 --> 00:10:06,582
extremely into cocaine
for most of 1986.
277
00:10:06,616 --> 00:10:08,117
I gotta tell you the truth,
Hitchcock...
278
00:10:08,118 --> 00:10:09,751
Can I tell you the truth?
You and me, man.
279
00:10:09,752 --> 00:10:11,320
We're gonna be co-captains.
280
00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:13,122
But first I'm taking you
to Japan!
281
00:10:13,123 --> 00:10:15,159
I'm already packed!
282
00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,196
I had three heart attacks
that year
283
00:10:17,230 --> 00:10:18,297
and declared bankruptcy.
284
00:10:18,332 --> 00:10:20,366
Hitchcock turned out
just fine.
285
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,967
My grandpa
was an old-school cop.
286
00:10:23,002 --> 00:10:26,270
This was his hangover cure...
Raw egg yolks.
287
00:10:26,271 --> 00:10:27,903
Aaahhh!
288
00:10:27,937 --> 00:10:30,971
You look like a corpse
we just pulled out of the river.
289
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,508
Wrong. I look like
a cool rock star
290
00:10:32,509 --> 00:10:34,144
who oded in his own pool.
Big difference.
291
00:10:34,145 --> 00:10:35,713
I told you not to let
Jimmy Brogan
292
00:10:35,748 --> 00:10:37,182
distract you
from your work.
293
00:10:37,183 --> 00:10:39,886
So I assume you're not
too hung over to do said work?
294
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:43,123
Pfft. Nope. It's like
I never even drank.
295
00:10:43,124 --> 00:10:44,257
And that's not
a hangover cure.
296
00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:46,489
What, that?
Naw, it's just some...
297
00:10:46,490 --> 00:10:48,725
Protein for my guns.
298
00:10:48,726 --> 00:10:51,996
I drink one every morning
before I lift.
299
00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,965
So...
300
00:10:56,937 --> 00:10:58,567
Gah!
301
00:10:58,568 --> 00:11:00,202
Ah ha ha!
302
00:11:00,203 --> 00:11:01,971
So good!
303
00:11:01,972 --> 00:11:04,743
You can barely even tell
it's a chicken embryo.
304
00:11:04,744 --> 00:11:06,414
You should drink it all.
305
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:07,916
For your guns.
306
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,318
[Grunts]
307
00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:12,487
Yeah.
308
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,026
[Gulping]
Agh.
309
00:11:19,061 --> 00:11:20,692
Ah, it's just like...
310
00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:22,594
Fitness, right?
311
00:11:24,398 --> 00:11:27,065
Oh, why did I do this?
312
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,167
According to your text,
you were having
313
00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:30,700
"the beef light
of my loaf."
314
00:11:30,701 --> 00:11:33,302
What? No, no. Why did
I use this algorithm?
315
00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:35,439
We're only tracking people
who use the stolen cards.
316
00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,374
They might not be the same
as the ones who stole them.
317
00:11:37,375 --> 00:11:39,843
Here,
switch seats with me.
318
00:11:42,248 --> 00:11:45,653
Oh, wow.
Your butt's really warm.
319
00:11:45,687 --> 00:11:47,789
My butt's normal.
Your butt's the weird one.
320
00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:49,091
Don't be mad.
It's nice.
321
00:11:49,092 --> 00:11:51,156
All right, so if we ignore
all these fraudulent purchases
322
00:11:51,157 --> 00:11:53,158
and go back far enough...
323
00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:55,862
Here. Someone posted
the stolen card numbers online
324
00:11:55,863 --> 00:11:57,462
from this IP address.
325
00:11:57,463 --> 00:11:59,528
Not bad!
You found the pattern.
326
00:11:59,529 --> 00:12:01,862
All right, let's aspirin up
and roll out!
327
00:12:01,863 --> 00:12:04,230
Ah... ohh!
328
00:12:04,231 --> 00:12:05,297
Ohh...
329
00:12:05,331 --> 00:12:06,599
[Beep beep]
330
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,072
I'm glad you could
be here for this.
331
00:12:10,106 --> 00:12:13,140
[Beep beep]
Mike Halbrook.
332
00:12:13,141 --> 00:12:14,640
NYPD. Open up.
333
00:12:14,674 --> 00:12:16,574
Put your head
through the door.
334
00:12:16,575 --> 00:12:17,742
My head?
335
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,143
We got a runner!
336
00:12:20,178 --> 00:12:21,677
Stop!
Hands in the air!
337
00:12:21,678 --> 00:12:23,044
Oh, wow.
338
00:12:27,645 --> 00:12:29,713
Hoo! Yeah!
339
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:32,753
Good job.
I'm never drinking again.
340
00:12:32,754 --> 00:12:36,154
Hey. You know,
I was gonna take him out myself,
341
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,421
but ladies first, so...
342
00:12:38,422 --> 00:12:39,856
Relax, kid.
343
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,693
Being too hung over
to chase a perp?
344
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,930
That's a classic
old-school move.
345
00:12:43,965 --> 00:12:47,069
You know, you are one of
the last few good cops
346
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,536
fighting against
the rising tide of hair bags.
347
00:12:49,571 --> 00:12:51,671
That's what you're gonna
say in your article?
348
00:12:51,672 --> 00:12:52,971
Ah, don't worry,
349
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,839
you're gonna come out
lookin' real good.
350
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,575
Especially after
our talk in the bar.
351
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,342
Ah...
So many good quotes!
352
00:12:58,343 --> 00:13:00,144
Especially about Holt.
353
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:01,678
Cops are usually afraid
354
00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:03,912
to go after their
captains like that,
355
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:08,112
but you, sir,
are old-school.
356
00:13:08,147 --> 00:13:10,016
You know it.
357
00:13:10,017 --> 00:13:11,717
Oh, pineapples...
358
00:13:11,718 --> 00:13:13,784
What did you do?
359
00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:17,250
Your witness counselor.
360
00:13:17,251 --> 00:13:19,785
Detective Diaz, it's always
a pleasure to see you.
361
00:13:19,819 --> 00:13:21,186
This is not good.
362
00:13:21,187 --> 00:13:23,855
The lawyer is that slimeball
grundhaven... Rosa hates him!
363
00:13:23,856 --> 00:13:25,491
She's dressed right.
We coached her.
364
00:13:25,492 --> 00:13:27,293
She'll be okay.
365
00:13:27,294 --> 00:13:30,132
Would you please state
your name for the record?
366
00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:32,435
To be perfectly candid...
367
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,070
My name is
Detective Rosa Diaz.
368
00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,405
Well, thank you for
your candor
369
00:13:35,406 --> 00:13:37,141
regarding your own name.
370
00:13:37,142 --> 00:13:38,143
[Chuckles]
371
00:13:38,177 --> 00:13:40,113
Detective Diaz,
372
00:13:40,148 --> 00:13:41,549
would you please
tell the court
373
00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:43,119
exactly how you're
involved in this case?
374
00:13:43,153 --> 00:13:45,255
I caught Mr. Ladd
physically beating his boss
375
00:13:45,256 --> 00:13:47,491
with a fax machine.
Most of his cheek
376
00:13:47,525 --> 00:13:48,859
was caved in.
377
00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:50,828
His head was basically
a blood fountain.
378
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:53,130
I'm sorry, is this
amusing to you, Ms. Diaz?
379
00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:56,001
[Mouthing]
Blinking.
380
00:13:58,473 --> 00:13:59,974
[Police radio chatter]
381
00:14:00,008 --> 00:14:01,609
Oh, no.
382
00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:03,813
Brogan just sent me
the quotes he's gonna run.
383
00:14:03,814 --> 00:14:05,848
I slammed Holt
like 50 times.
384
00:14:05,849 --> 00:14:07,182
Listen.
385
00:14:07,217 --> 00:14:08,484
"Holt would rather
I wear a tie
386
00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:09,652
"than solve a case.
387
00:14:09,653 --> 00:14:11,820
"Holt cares more about
catching clerical errors
388
00:14:11,821 --> 00:14:13,755
"than catching bad guys.
389
00:14:13,756 --> 00:14:16,524
Holt is way too
verticulis"?
390
00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:18,827
That's not even a word!
What were you thinking?
391
00:14:18,828 --> 00:14:20,628
We were just hanging out,
being old-school.
392
00:14:20,629 --> 00:14:22,298
He wasn't supposed
to quote me.
393
00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:24,502
I was off the record
the whole time.
394
00:14:24,503 --> 00:14:25,973
Oh, no wait.
395
00:14:25,974 --> 00:14:27,376
I'm goin' on the record.
396
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:30,382
Jake Peralta...
Can dance!
397
00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:34,685
Whoo!
Whoo!
398
00:14:34,686 --> 00:14:37,157
[Singsong]
Jimmy Brogan!
399
00:14:37,158 --> 00:14:38,726
You need to fix this,
okay?
400
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,530
Those quotes
cannot run.
401
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,564
It would be
devastating for Holt.
402
00:14:42,565 --> 00:14:44,866
And the department.
I'll fix it.
403
00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:47,002
Brogan's a cool guy.
We're friends now.
404
00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:49,773
I'll just talk to him,
awesome dude to awesome dude.
405
00:14:49,774 --> 00:14:52,278
I should brush my teeth
first, though, right?
406
00:14:52,279 --> 00:14:53,747
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, that's terrible.
407
00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:55,281
Ugh!
408
00:14:55,282 --> 00:14:56,650
Great advice, dummies.
409
00:14:56,651 --> 00:14:58,018
I look like a psycho
up there!
410
00:14:58,019 --> 00:15:00,088
Yes. You have to
pull it together.
411
00:15:00,089 --> 00:15:02,994
That's not helping!
That's what sarge says to me when I'm nervous.
412
00:15:02,995 --> 00:15:04,764
Rosa, I think
you're nervous.
413
00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:06,268
Of course I'm nervous!
414
00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:07,738
What did you think
was the problem?
415
00:15:07,739 --> 00:15:08,906
We just assumed you were
a terrifying human being
416
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,140
with a short fuse.
417
00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:12,575
But if the problem
is that you're nervous,
418
00:15:12,576 --> 00:15:14,811
that's where
Charles Boyle lives, baby.
419
00:15:14,812 --> 00:15:16,380
I can help!
You just need to go
420
00:15:16,381 --> 00:15:17,749
to your happy place.
421
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,923
What's that?
Sounds stupid.
422
00:15:19,924 --> 00:15:21,558
Oh, everyone's happy place
is different.
423
00:15:21,559 --> 00:15:23,059
For me, I just imagine
I'm slurping up
424
00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:25,095
the world's longest
piece of linguini.
425
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:27,432
It just keeps going
and going.
426
00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:30,438
Every 20 feet of noodle,
there's a sauce change.
427
00:15:30,439 --> 00:15:32,608
I'm in my happy place
right now.
428
00:15:32,609 --> 00:15:34,308
Mmm... pesto.
429
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:37,074
[Slurps]
Mmm! Carbonara!
430
00:15:37,075 --> 00:15:39,678
Great!
Now I'm starving!
431
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,754
Hey, hey, Jimmy Brogan.
432
00:15:45,755 --> 00:15:47,790
Thanks for meeting me.
433
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,256
Welcome to
the Schvitz, kid.
434
00:15:49,257 --> 00:15:52,027
The most comfortable
place on earth.
435
00:15:52,028 --> 00:15:54,031
It's like crawling back
into your mother.
436
00:15:54,032 --> 00:15:55,766
Is that something
people wanna do?
437
00:15:55,767 --> 00:15:57,201
What'd you wanna
talk to me about?
438
00:15:57,202 --> 00:16:00,438
So I read those quotes
you sent me,
439
00:16:00,439 --> 00:16:02,841
and you...
Wrote them so good.
440
00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:04,610
The thing is...
441
00:16:04,611 --> 00:16:05,946
I know I hid it
incredibly well,
442
00:16:05,947 --> 00:16:08,851
but I was pretty drunk
when I said that stuff, so...
443
00:16:08,852 --> 00:16:10,286
Any chance
you wouldn't print it?
444
00:16:10,287 --> 00:16:12,486
Well, you said you were
going on the record.
445
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:14,519
I was clearly
not in control.
446
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,351
Well, maybe you should learn
to handle your brown.
447
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,785
Eew.
448
00:16:18,786 --> 00:16:20,352
Look, you know
that I think
449
00:16:20,353 --> 00:16:23,555
you're like the number one
hero of the 20th century.
450
00:16:23,556 --> 00:16:25,491
But kinda feel like
you're being unfair here.
451
00:16:25,492 --> 00:16:27,458
"Feel like"?
Listen to her,
452
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:30,160
Suzanne Somers over here.
Talk like a man.
453
00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:31,695
All right,
I will talk like a man.
454
00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:33,632
You got me drunk
and took advantage of me.
455
00:16:33,633 --> 00:16:35,468
Oh, come on.
Gah!
456
00:16:35,469 --> 00:16:36,839
Look, I'm asking you
nicely...
457
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,708
Please don't print
the quotes.
458
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:41,016
And I'm telling you nicely,
I'm printing them.
459
00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:42,484
No, you're not.
460
00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:45,121
What are you gonna
do about it?
461
00:16:45,122 --> 00:16:46,921
[Chuckles]
462
00:16:50,324 --> 00:16:52,126
Hey, how'd it go with Brogan?
Perfect.
463
00:16:52,127 --> 00:16:53,429
Except I punched him
in the face
464
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,931
and made everything
a billion times worse.
465
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:55,931
What?
466
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,081
Yeah.
467
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,750
So, Detective Diaz,
468
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:08,777
you saw my client
struggling with his boss,
469
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,712
but you don't know
who initiated the fight.
470
00:17:10,713 --> 00:17:11,880
To be perfectly candid,
471
00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:14,132
I was pretty sure
it was the defendant.
472
00:17:14,148 --> 00:17:16,593
Oh, to be perfectly candid,
"pretty sure" is not definitive.
473
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,022
I think I know
what happened.
474
00:17:19,057 --> 00:17:20,325
Well,
to be perfectly candid,
475
00:17:20,326 --> 00:17:21,473
no one cares what you think.
476
00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:23,141
Do you actually know
anything,
477
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,333
or are you just guessing?
478
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:30,602
Your client instigated
the fight.
479
00:17:30,603 --> 00:17:32,072
I'm certain.
480
00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:33,777
And I'm happy
to tell you why.
481
00:17:33,809 --> 00:17:35,145
[Silently]
Yes!
482
00:17:35,146 --> 00:17:36,547
She went to
her happy place.
483
00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:37,883
I know that, Boyle.
484
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:40,584
You punched
Jimmy Brogan?
485
00:17:40,619 --> 00:17:41,826
What were you thinking?
486
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:42,887
I was thinking
487
00:17:42,888 --> 00:17:44,329
that I needed to protect
this precinct.
488
00:17:44,357 --> 00:17:46,725
From things that I said
about this precinct
489
00:17:46,759 --> 00:17:49,194
to a reporter while drunk
and insisting he record me.
490
00:17:49,195 --> 00:17:50,763
I shouldn't have done it.
Unbelievable.
491
00:17:50,797 --> 00:17:52,533
Every time I think you might
make a decent Detective,
492
00:17:52,534 --> 00:17:53,735
you go and pull
something like this.
493
00:17:53,769 --> 00:17:57,105
I thought I could
handle my brown.
494
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:58,739
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's gross.
495
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:00,137
Go home!
496
00:18:00,171 --> 00:18:04,040
You got the rest of the day
to put your head on straight.
497
00:18:09,304 --> 00:18:11,836
Got Halbrook to cop
to every charge.
498
00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:13,669
Nice work, Santiago.
Thank you, sir.
499
00:18:13,670 --> 00:18:15,504
Peralta figured out
the pattern, though,
500
00:18:15,505 --> 00:18:17,273
so he should get credit
for the collar.
501
00:18:17,274 --> 00:18:18,441
Have you seen him?
502
00:18:18,475 --> 00:18:20,511
I sent him home.
He assaulted Jimmy Brogan.
503
00:18:20,545 --> 00:18:23,548
Yeah. But that caveman
kinda had it coming,
504
00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:24,949
don't you think?
505
00:18:24,983 --> 00:18:27,455
Oh. He didn't tell you.
506
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,491
Tell me what?
Never mind.
507
00:18:29,492 --> 00:18:31,960
If Jake didn't tell you,
he must have had a reason.
508
00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:34,793
It's not my place.
I'm disappointed in you, Santiago.
509
00:18:34,828 --> 00:18:37,727
I thought
you and I were close.
510
00:18:37,728 --> 00:18:39,929
I know you're
manipulating me...
511
00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:41,096
But I love it,
512
00:18:41,131 --> 00:18:43,233
and I will tell you
anything.
513
00:18:43,267 --> 00:18:45,801
So Jake went to the Schvitz
to talk to Brogan.
514
00:18:45,836 --> 00:18:47,936
What are you gonna
do about it?
515
00:18:47,937 --> 00:18:50,235
[Chuckles]
516
00:18:52,636 --> 00:18:54,034
There's nothing
I can do...
517
00:18:54,069 --> 00:18:56,771
Except to ask you nicely
as a fan of you,
518
00:18:56,772 --> 00:18:59,306
your work, and the guys
you wrote about...
519
00:18:59,307 --> 00:19:00,675
Please don't print
the quotes.
520
00:19:00,709 --> 00:19:01,942
Sheesh. I didn't realize
521
00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,410
you were gonna get your panties
all in a pretzel!
522
00:19:03,444 --> 00:19:05,276
That's actually not
technically possible.
523
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,710
I'm not wearing underwear.
524
00:19:06,711 --> 00:19:09,312
It is swampy in here.
My butt's like the everglades.
525
00:19:09,346 --> 00:19:11,983
Look, I know you're trying to
be legit in a hair bag world,
526
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,150
so I will not print
your quotes.
527
00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:15,852
Ah, thank you,
thank you!
528
00:19:15,853 --> 00:19:17,286
That means
the world to me.
529
00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:18,753
And for the record,
530
00:19:18,754 --> 00:19:20,221
I know that Holt
is a stickler,
531
00:19:20,222 --> 00:19:21,655
but he's actually
a really good cop.
532
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:23,990
Don't worry about it.
We're friends.
533
00:19:23,991 --> 00:19:26,859
You don't have to stick up
for that homo.
534
00:19:28,161 --> 00:19:29,934
I really wish you
hadn't just said that.
535
00:19:29,963 --> 00:19:30,963
What, homo?
536
00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:31,964
Ooh!
537
00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:34,647
Thank you, Santiago.
That'll be all.
538
00:19:38,999 --> 00:19:40,166
Here she is.
539
00:19:41,835 --> 00:19:43,268
Diaz, you did it.
540
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,135
They found him guilty
on all charges.
541
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,703
Huh. Boyle's advice
worked.
542
00:19:46,704 --> 00:19:48,170
[Shrill giggle]
543
00:19:48,204 --> 00:19:49,804
So...
544
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:51,637
Where's your happy place?
545
00:19:51,671 --> 00:19:54,106
I'm in a cabin
in the middle of nowhere.
546
00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:55,574
Inside it's just me
547
00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:58,211
and that stupid,
slimy defense attorney.
548
00:19:58,212 --> 00:20:00,815
And I'm beating
the hell out of him.
549
00:20:00,849 --> 00:20:03,017
I break a dining room table
over his head.
550
00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:04,918
Then I rip off his arm
551
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,787
and shove it
where the sun don't shine.
552
00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:08,956
Then I reach down
his throat
553
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:11,228
and shake his hand.
554
00:20:14,669 --> 00:20:16,035
Yeah. Okay.
555
00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:19,005
I'm gonna go ahead and schedule
you for a psych eval.
556
00:20:20,174 --> 00:20:21,809
I owe you one, Boyle.
557
00:20:21,844 --> 00:20:23,045
Thank-you dinner.
Tomorrow night.
558
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,250
Gribaldi's.
It's all-you-can-eat linguini.
559
00:20:26,787 --> 00:20:27,854
Yes!
560
00:20:27,888 --> 00:20:29,355
Oh, my boyfriend's
coming too.
561
00:20:29,356 --> 00:20:31,746
Your what friend now?
562
00:20:33,394 --> 00:20:34,895
All right.
563
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,530
Let's hear it.
564
00:20:36,564 --> 00:20:38,601
Well, it's even worse
than I imagined.
565
00:20:38,635 --> 00:20:40,903
[Ahem]
"The new face of the NYPD
566
00:20:40,904 --> 00:20:43,706
is perfectly embodied by
Brooklyn's own Jake Peralta..."
567
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:44,875
That's not so bad.
568
00:20:44,909 --> 00:20:46,645
"Who cowers behind
his desk all day
569
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,613
like the true hair bag
that he is."
570
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,013
There it is.
571
00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:52,048
"The old guard would have
eaten a guy like Peralta
572
00:20:52,049 --> 00:20:55,053
for breakfast
and unloaded him by lunch."
573
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,725
Well, it's very colorful.
And hurtful.
574
00:20:57,726 --> 00:21:00,627
You can ignore
that garbage, Santiago.
575
00:21:00,661 --> 00:21:02,895
Jimmy Brogan wouldn't
know a legit cop
576
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,499
if he punched him
in the face.
577
00:21:09,307 --> 00:21:10,407
Well...
578
00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:13,408
Guess I'm done
with this.
579
00:21:13,409 --> 00:21:16,479
Not good enough.
580
00:21:16,514 --> 00:21:18,951
Three, two, one...
581
00:21:18,952 --> 00:21:20,019
[Beep beep]
582
00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:25,892
Welcome to the party, pal!
583
00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:27,795
God,
you love that movie.
584
00:21:27,796 --> 00:21:29,478
It's Die Hard.
585
00:21:29,479 --> 00:21:33,405
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